Crucifixio Jones's Movie Reviews (200 - page 7)
Release date: 12/17/2004
Reviewed on: 1/19/2005
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: George Uhl, Anthony Hardwood, Ariana Jollee, Miky Sem, Thomas Lee, Lucky Smile, Robert Driveman, J.J., Marcel Manigati, Vladislav Juracka, Kamil Broza, Roland Somsak, Jason Novak, Antonin Fric, Jan Brabenec, Jan Kulisek, Jiri Remak, Martin Raska, Martin Schwerhert, Miki Sem, Milos Rejzek, Miroslav Kos, Miroslav Warenknecht, Oleh Pavlov, Petr Dloulty, Radamir Turcak, Roman Huska, Sergiy Kholod, Stanislav Zenisekm, Thomas Vergen, Tomas Vrba, Vojteck Ockal, Zdenek Kozmar, Boris Mateo
Directed by: Tristan Seagal
Review brief: 65 Guy Cream Pie 2004, 1 hours 32 minutes Devils Film Directed by Tristan Seagal Starring Ariana Jollee My Life as of January 19, 2004 -- On the tube: ESPNs TILT, from the producers of Rounders you should catch this series about high-stakes poker players featuring Michael Madsen before its too late. Mainstream flick In the DVD Player: Garden State. I wanna make Natalie Portman my girlfriend. No, really. I do. Zach Braffs directorial debut is worth owning. In the CD Player/Winamp: One Thing by Amerie. Its this one thing that caught me slippinan infectious, danceable and party-ready banger, dont be the one caught slippin when this hits hard in the coming weeks. You heard it here first. Get used to hearing the name of producer Rich Harrison, whos also responsible for J-Los new single, Get Right. [ /image ] --> What You Should Know: By all reasonable logic, Ariana Jollee should be burned out. Since hitting the ground running in late 2002, the scorching Ariana has yet to turn in a bad scene.
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Release date: 12/6/2004
Reviewed on: 12/30/2004
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Ian Scott, Sandra Kay, Andrea Moranty, Joe Monti, Tristan Seagal, Alexa Weix, Carmelita, Petty Pol, Tiffany Rousso
Review brief: Tits & Ass 8 2004, 2 hours 20 minutes Devils Film Directed by Tristan Seagal Starring: Sandra Kay, Linda Shane, Petty Pol, Carmelita, Tiffany Rousso The Knowledge: Im in strange waters with this one, folks. Im completely unfamiliar with the female and male talent. Mike Rubenstein and Mike Metropolis have helmed previous installments of this series and the last one had a stellar cast that featured the likes of Ariana Jollee, Satine Diamond, Renee Pornero, Victoria Sin and Gia Paloma. I dont know how you go from a star-studded line-up like that an entire roll call of virtual unknowns but I guess well be seeing how Tristan Seagal's gamble pays off. The Action: [ /image ] --> Sandra Kay Sandra is wearing a glittery evening gown which she quickly strips out of to display, what else, her tits and ass. This 28-year-old Polish prick hound has been around since 2000 but has done very few movies in her four years in the business. Someone like Ariana Jollee (who was in Tits & Ass 7) has already managed six times her output with only half the time in the biz.
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Release date: 10/3/2004
Reviewed on: 12/21/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Mike John, Maxine, Missy Monroe, Carmen Hayes, Tyla Wynn, Jasmine Byrne, Brooklynn Jade
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: POV Pervert 4 [ /image ] --> 2004, 3 hours 2 minutes Red Light District Directed by Mike John Starring: Missy Monroe, Carmen Hayes, Tyla Wynn, Maxine, Jasmine Byrne The Knowledge: Mike John is shooting, easily, what is considered the best POV scenes in all of porn and is widely considered by some perhaps the best gonzo director working today. This is the fourth installment of a series that is three deep in customer satisfaction for POV fans and non-fans alike. The Action: [ /image ] --> Missy Monroe Easily one of the most popular breakout stars of 2004 has been the blonde and soft, huge natural-titted squirting sensation Missy Monroe. After nearly an entire year of watching her screwed senseless by the various regular meat puppets of the industry, its going to be a welcome change to get to fuck her myself. After about ten minutes of talking and teasing, Mike John sinks his cock deep into Missys hot pink pussy lips missionary first. Monroe fucks back, tits flopping and snatch squirting up into the camera several times in the process.
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Release date: 11/15/2004
Reviewed on: 12/19/2004
Studio: 3rd Degree
Starring: Jazmin, Mark Ashley, Roxy Jezel, Michelle B., Barbara Summer, Shy Love, Chris Streams, Trina Michaels, Paola Rey, Naudia Nyce
Directed by: Chris Streams
Review brief: About Face: a POV Adventure 2004, 2 hours 18 minutes 3rd Degree Directed by Chris Streams Starring: Naudia Nice, Michele B., Shy Love, Trina Michaels, Roxy Jezel, Jazmin, Barbara Summer, Paola Rey, Mark Ashley, Chris Streams [ /image ] --> The Knowledge: This is 3rd Degrees first attempt at POV and the first time I can remember Chris Streams acting as male talent. This studio is red-hot right now and have yet to put out what I consider to be a bad title. The talent they use, the directors theyve employed and their concepts are all top-notch making even their mediocre movies a step above what their contemporaries release. The Action: [ /image ] --> Naudia Nice Ive been waiting around this fuckin set all dayIm ready to get fucked! Can I please have a cock in my mouthsoon? Feed me, Mr. Director-guy! I need to get fucked in my ass! After some teasing and typical porno interview questions, Naudias cock arrives and she gets right to work sucking it.
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Release date: 12/1/2004
Reviewed on: 12/19/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Claudio, Michael Stefano, Taylor Rain, Jennifer Luv, Juan Cuba, Roxy Jezel, Missy Monroe, Sativa Rose
Directed by: Michael Stefano
Review brief: Twisted Vision 2004, 2 hours 16 minutes Red Light District Directed by Michael Stefano Starring: Missy Monroe, Sativa Rose, Roxy Jezel, Taylor Rain, Jennifer Luv The Knowledge: [ /image ] --> I like the idea for this series and it speaks volumes as to Stefanos imagination. This isnt your typical POV series. Each scene is preceded by a setup of some sort (only Taylor Rains being shot in typical gonzo fashion) pulling the home viewer even more into the sex, having them invest somewhat emotionally, thus ensuing more enjoyment. While not a stroke of genius by any stretch of the imagination, it is at least a simply attempt to do something different that does set this series apart from everything else and exponentially increases the replay value for the customer. Hats off, Lucky Luciano. Good friggin idea. The Action: [ /image ] --> Missy Monroe Bound and nearly nude with a pillow case over her head hangs Missy Monroe, suspended in a cage on a set that looks like the same set Brandon Iron used for the last scene of I Love It Rough 3.
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Release date: 10/3/2004
Reviewed on: 12/8/2004
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Zenza Raggi, Chris Charming, Claudio Meloni, Mr. Pete, Ben English, Trinity James, Katin, Chanel Chavez, Tyla Wynn, Avy Lee Roth
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: Double Teamed 3 2004, 1 hours 55 minutes New Sensations/Digital Sin Directed by Axel Braun Starring: Avy Lee Roth, Chanel Chavez, Katin, Trinity James, Tyla Wynn [ /image ] --> The Knowledge: Every company has a two-on-one line or two nowadays. Whether its 2-on-1, Double Decker something or nother, 2 Dicks (or more) and 1 Chick, everyones got their take. Now its New Sensations turn. The cast itself would be exceptional regardless of the theme but not content to just let any hack shoot the series, NS hands those duties over to award-winning Compulsion director, Axel Braun. Lets see how this line stacks up to the rest. The Action: [ /image ] --> Avy Lee Roth We begin with a close-up on the gorgeous kisser of Avy Lee Roth. She professes her love for her native Spain and how much she misses the clubs there. She wants some fun here in the U.S. because she is bored. So naturally she goes down on Chris Charming and Zenza Raggi to pass the time. I could listen to Avy talk all day so luckily for me, she is particularly talkative here.
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Release date: 11/7/2004
Reviewed on: 12/2/2004
Studio: 3rd Degree
Starring: Mark Wood, Mark Ashley, Jennifer Luv, Rio Mariah, Gia Paloma, Jenaveve Jolie, Paola Rey, Benjamin Brat
Directed by: Danny Case
Review brief: Chicks & Salsa 2004, 1 hours 53 minutes 3rd Degree Directed by Danny Case Starring: Gia Paloma & Mark Wood, Jennifer Luv, Jenaveve Jolie & Jean Val Jean, Paola Rey, Rio Mariah & Benjamin Brat [ /image ] --> The Knowledge: Most famous for shooting the first three sweltering hot volumes of Zero Tolerances Internal Cumbustion as well as their School of Cock, Danny Case jumped ship with another former ZT director, Chris Streams and now shoots exclusively for 3rd Degree. While not nearly as prolific yet as his partner-in-crime, Case has still managed to release the awesome Double Her Pleasure, New Releases and the upcoming Cum Beggars. If those two are any indication of what I have to look forward to here, I cant wait to begin... The Action: [ /image ] --> Gia Paloma Gias on deck to start things off and boy I never realized what a shapely ass she has. Shes come a long way weight-wise; just looking at her youd never guess she used to be a little larger. Also congratulations to her on her recent deals with No Boundaries Pictures and Astrux Entertainment.
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Release date: 10/29/2004
Reviewed on: 11/30/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Zenza Raggi, Haley, Mark Ashley, Sandra Romain, Katrina Kraven, Dillan Lauren, Haley Paige, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Bet Your Ass 2004, 2 hours 26 minutes Evil Angel Directed by Jonni Darkko [ /image ] --> Starring: Katja Kassin, Katrina Kraven, Haley Paige, Sandra Romain and Dillan Lauren [ /image ] --> The Knowledge: [ /image ] --> After two installments of the great Angels of Debauchery I sure began miss to Anal Trainer. Dont get me wrong, I loved both AODs but deep down inside I longed for that classy yet undeniably smutty gonzo that only Jonni Darkko can shoot. Fans of Anal Trainer, your wait is finally over. Bet Your Ass is a return to filthy form for our favorite auteur and photographer. Everything you loved about that series is here, right down to three casting returnees who have been in Anal Trainer movies before. While all the sex is well-shot and captured beautifully, all the performers are also looking and performing at their best, raising the stakes even higher. And now with Evil Angel's DVD authors at his back, there's simply no stopping JD.
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Release date: 10/11/2004
Reviewed on: 11/19/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Simona, Justin Slayer, Melanie Crush, Boz, Isabel Ice, Mia Bangg, Isobel, H.J., Luissa Rosso
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Big Booty White Girls 2004, 2 hours 12 minutes Evil Angel Directed by Justin Slayer Starring Somina, Melanie Crush, Luissa Rosso, Mia Bang, Isabel Ice [ /image ] --> The Knowledge: [ /image ] --> Ass movies are all the rage lately. Its not that ass ever went out of style but it seems like for the longest it was almost taboo for a white dude to admit that he dug a chick that had some junk in her trunk. Buttman brought all these secret ass worshippers out of the closet and made it okay to say, yes, I like ass. Jules Jordan carries on the tradition proudly but honestly, who knows more about ass than a brother? Justin Slayers been shooting bitches with back for forever and really never considered it anything special or a big deal; thats just what him and his crew were always into. But now Justin and his Pipe Layers now film under the Evil Angel umbrella and in the employ of the original Buttman himself.
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Release date: 10/4/2004
Reviewed on: 11/14/2004
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Brian Surewood, John West, Jada Fire, Brett Rockman, Marie Luv, Buster Good, Sydnee Capri
Directed by: Mike Metropolis
Review brief: Gangland White Boy Stomp 15 2004, 1 hour 37 minutes Devils Film Shot by Mike Metropolis Starring Marie Luv, Jada Fire, Sydnee Capri [ /image ] --> The Knowledge: Its funny that when we think of the term interracial where it concerns pornography we automatically envision white women with black men. Very seldom do we consider the reverse, black women getting dicked down by white men, which honestly, I think should be the first thing that comes to mind. Im sure that if you polled every white man in this country and asked them what theyd rather see white women fucking black men or black women fucking white men, the latter would come out on top by a very large margin. Im not white so dont ask me why I believe that to be true, just call it a hunch. In any case, for those of you who do prefer the latter, this series provides that in abundance; fine caramel complexion cuties getting all of their holes filled with hard pink pokers.
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Release date: 10/26/2004
Reviewed on: 11/9/2004
Studio: 3rd Degree
Starring: Katie Gold, Chris Charming, Dillion Day, Lee Stone, Trinity, Mr. Pete, Mick Blue, George Uhl, Neeo, Julie Silver, Jane Darling, Cytherea
Directed by: Chris Streams
Review brief: what gets you off 2004, 1 hour 52 minutes 3rd Degree Directed by Chris Streams Starring Cytherea, Julie Silver, Trinity, Katie Gold, Jane Darling [ /image ] --> The Knowledge: [ /image ] --> Working in adult for more than eighteen years, Joey Wilson, has helped revitalize Rosebud Video and assisted in ushering in Metros FusXion brand. This summer he decided to launch his own company, Third Degree and immediately signed uber-talented Zero Tolerance lensman Chris Streams as his first exclusive contract director. With their similar approaches to marketing and the way their films are shot (what do you expect with one the same guys behind the camera?), Third Degree has earned an unfair reputation as a Zero Tolerance copycat, ZT, Jr. or ZT Lite. Nothing could be further from the truth. You have to do no more than actually watch a Third Degree product to figure out that they are carving out a niche all their own and do not have to rely on mimicking anyone elses successes.
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Release date: 9/9/2004
Reviewed on: 11/2/2004
Studio: Video Team
Starring: Brian Surewood, Mary Jane, Mark Wood, Brett Rockman, Mark Ashley, Olivia O'Lovely, Kurt Lockwood, Lauren Phoenix, Angel Eyes, Katrina Kraven, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Azz Fest #5 2004, 3 hours Video Team Directed by Van Styles Starring Katja Kassin, Mary Jane, Angel Eyes, Katrina Kraven, Lauren Phoenix, Olivia OLovely The Knowledge: [ /image ] --> On this election day, November 2nd 2004, I have done my homework. I wouldnt want to cast an uneducated vote because that is much more dangerous than an informed one, Im sure I dont have to tell you. So Ive studied the facts, Ive closely scrutinized both candidates and Ive analyzed both of their platforms. Ive listened to their speeches, heard their philosophies and weighed how they jive with my own. Finally, Im pround to say, Ive made my choice. And Ive cast my ballot for who I believe to be the best man. What I dont understand are swing voters. Who, at this point in the race, can still be undecided? The two people running are nearly exact opposites of one another and really share no similarities to be torn on or conflicted about. So, America, I think its time to decide.
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Release date: 9/28/2004
Reviewed on: 10/29/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: John Strong, Jada Fire, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Taylor Rain, Jayna Oso, Alex Divine, Tyla Wynn
Directed by: Manuel Ferrara
Review brief: Im Your Slut #3 2004, 2 hours and 20 minutes Red Light District Directed by Manuel Ferrara Starring Taylor Rain, Tyla Wynn, Alex Divine, Jayna Oso, Jada Fire [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> The Knowledge: Its been a while since weve seen an Im Your Slut movie, hasnt it? An entire year has passed and when we last saw one, Im Your Slut #2, it was with Platinum X rather than on Red Light District. Regardless of its home, we know what to expect, so on with The Action: [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Tyla Wynn My first look at Tyla Wynn came in JM Productions Missing and Exploited, directed by this past years Female Performer of the Year, Ashley Blue. The rest of the cast included the likes of Katrina Kraven, Julie Night and Ashley herself. With an endorsement like that, that should be all you need to know about Tyla Wynn. If she keeps company like that, one would expect that shes one of the dirtiest, nastiest whores in the new crop of outstanding newbies weve had emerge in 2004 and she has most assuredly lived up to those expectations.
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Release date: 9/22/2004
Reviewed on: 10/21/2004
Studio: Acid Rain
Starring: Tyce Bune, Jada Fire, Lee Stone, Aria, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Jayna Oso, Chanel Chavez, Makayla Cox, Seth Dickens, Benjamin Brat
Directed by: Dan Dapper
Review brief: Go Ahead, Ream Me 2004, 2 hours and 20 minutes Acid Rain Directed by Dan Dapper Starring Jayna Oso, Lucy Lee, Jada Fire, Chanel Chavez, Makayla Cox, Aria The Knowledge: John F. Kennedy once said, Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. These are sagewords which Acid Rain CEO Mitchell Spinelli seems to have taken to heart. Deeming his former venture, the softer Rain Productions antiquated, he made the decision to become a player in todays market and shift his focus to pleasing the current demographic of hardcore gonzo lovers. The result: ACID RAIN and a library of titles youll soon be proud to say you had the pleasure of jacking off to. This is my first look at an Acid Rain title and after much anticipation I eagerly await what Dappers stellar cast has in store for me. Enough talk. On with The Action: [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Jayna Oso The opening credits sequence made this movie appear to be pretty intense so Ive mentally prepared myself for a wild and raucous ride.
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Release date: 9/21/2004
Reviewed on: 10/18/2004
Studio: Video Team
Starring: Mr. Marcus, Sledge Hammer, Maja Lee, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Tyler Knight, Luci Thai, Kylie Rey, Lacey Tom
Directed by: David Aaron Clark
Review brief: Asia Noir #4 2004, 2 hours and 10 minutes Video Team and Serious Mirror Productions Directed by David Aaron Clark Starring Lucy Lee, Maja Lee, Luci Thai, Kylie Rey and introducing Lacey Tom The Knowledge: [ /image ] --> Where else can you find a fuck flick that recalls Jacobs Ladder, The Serpent and the Rainbow and Angel Heart all while providing quotes from such varied sources as St. Jude, Mary Shelley, Shakespeare, Marilyn Monroe, The Gospel According to Thomas and Philip K. Dick? Man, only in a show provided by the outspoken and decidedly dark David Aaron Clark. After convincing me his gothic and disturbing days were behind him with K-Pop and AZN Super Idols, we get a return to the DAC we all know and love with Asia Noir 4. This is actually the first time Ive taken in an installment of this series so if theres any backstory, Im completely lost. In fact, Im lost anyway so lets just move on to The Action: [ /image ] --> Luci Thai Words always fail me when attempting to describe the scenes in Asia Noir and believe me, that is no small feat.
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Release date: 8/31/2004
Reviewed on: 10/16/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jerry, Zenza Raggi, Dasha, Tommy Gunn, Mark Ashley, Ariana Jollee, Missy Monroe, Tiana Lynn, Tory Lane, Jay Huntington
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Angels of Debauchery #2 ***½ 2004, 2 hours and 10 minutes Evil Angel Directed by Jonni Darkko Starring Dasha, Ariana Jollee, Tori Lane, Tiana Lynn, Missy Monroe The Knowledge: [ /image ] --> Professionally trained photographer Jonni Darkko, with less than a year under his belt as a director, combined and exhibited enough technical know-how, unique vision and superb camerawork to catch the eye of arguably the best gonzo company in adult films today, Evil Angel and its owner, John Buttman Stagliano. There is no denying his expertise and his former occupation gives his current work a very classy and different feel than the vast majority of what we find in gonzo today. That is, as classy as you can make lots of anal sex look. This strange juxtaposition of elegance and nastiness is what makes the title of his lone series for Evil Angel so apropos: Angels of Debauchery. This is the second installment of Darkkos own special brand of hardcore smut in an elegant wrapper featuring his hand-picked oxymoronic debaucherous angels.
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Release date: 9/25/2004
Reviewed on: 10/9/2004
Studio: Video Team
Starring: Brian Surewood, Mary Jane, Domino, Mark Wood, Kat, Kurt Lockwood, Nadia Styles, Avy Lee Roth
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Mamacitas 5 **** 2004, 2 hours and 5 minutes Video Team Directed by Van Styles Starring Avy Lee Roth, Mary Jane, Kat, Domino, Nadia Styles, Mark Wood, Brian Surewood, Kurt Lockwood The Knowledge: When I first laid eyes on the cast list for this movie I was presented with a lot of names I didnt immediately recognize, so in all honesty, I wasnt really up for it when it came time to watch this movie. I thought for sure with so many ladies I had no previous interest in, it would sadden me to see that Van had finally turned in a ho-hum effort and Id have to reluctantly report to all you porn consumers out there that Styles had begun to slip. Im happy to say I couldnt have been more wrong. Talk about your pleasant surprises! While this was my first look at nearly all five of these ladies, every scene made me a fan of them respectively when they were over. Id gladly pick up anything else they each appear in. You, friend, may find yourself in the same position I was in when I popped this into my DVD player, initially not knowing any of these names.
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Release date: 6/18/2004
Reviewed on: 10/3/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Justin Slayer, Katrina Kraven, J. Monty, Jordan Styles, Boz
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Black Pipe Layers #3 ***½ 2004, 2 hours Evil Angel and Justin Slayer Productions Directed by Justin Slayer Starring Brooke Katrina Kraven, Chiquita Lopez, Jordan, Lucy The Knowledge: When I see the words Black Pipe Layers one word comes to mind: destruction. One of these guys fucking an innocent girl is bad enough but when you add one or two more to the mix, you start to wonder if the female is going to make it out of the scene walkingor even alive. Once a naked girl submits to the BPL Posse, theyre like a pack of wild dogs fighting over a single bone. With his Black Pipe Layers line Justin shows the world that Aint No Fun (If My Homies Cant Have None) is more than just a song -- for him, its a way of life. In Black Pipe Layers 3 the relentless gangbang onslaught continues and even if youre not a fan of the victims, you have got to admire how the predators stalk (and fuck senseless) their prey. The Action: Katrina Kraven Justin Slayer just permanently put himself in my good book.
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Release date: 5/7/2003
Reviewed on: 9/19/2004
Studio: Mercenary Pictures
Starring: Olivia del Rio, Jerry, Lexington Steele, Carmen, Erik Everhard, Rio, Sophie Evans, Anthony Hardwood, Devin DeRay, Black Diamond, Pink, Rio Mariah, Nyla Thai, Finess Navaro, Olivia Winters, Carmen Vera, J.R. Langdon, Melodee Bliss, Marco Banderas, Vanessa Monet
Directed by: Lexington Steele
Review brief: Lex Steele XXX **** 2003, 2 hours and 20 minutes Red Light District Video and Mercenary Pictures Directed by Lexington Steele Starring Olivia Del Rio, Devin DeRay, Rio Mariah, Black Diamond, Sophie Evans and Carmen The Knowledge: This review, like my recent Tight & Asian 3 review, is a blast from the past, written way back when...when...when times were simpler, let's just say that. Again, I'll post the review as it was originally written withy my comments today italicized. Lexington Steele has very similar taste in women as myself so his casts rarely disappoint me. While he brazenly defied Red Lights all-natural policy, Lex brought the goods with brown-skinned honeys from everywhere, (Spain, two from Brazil, two from Hungary & Indiana by way of St. Croix) some with implants, some without and the great Sophie Evans. A lot of the women cast, admittedly, arent everyones cup of tea for whatever reason. The majority of them are also minorities, so if youre looking for Caucasian women, you might want to look elsewhere.
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Release date: 6/11/2004
Reviewed on: 9/19/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Carmen, Cherokee, Janet Jacme, Justin Slayer, Angel Eyes, Adora, Boz
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Phatty Girls #4 ***½ 2004, 2 hours and 11 minutes Evil Angel DVD and Justin Slayer Productions Directed by Justin Slayer Starring Angel Eyes, Adora, Brittany Z, Janet Jacme, Cherokee, Lexi and Carmen Hayes The Knowledge: Phat Asses and Hip-Hop. A combination I could do without simply because when I watch such things, I dont know whether Im supposed to be nodding my head to the overwhelming bass of the soundtrack or being turned on enough to jerk off. Call me crazy, but I think itd look pretty silly to be doing both. Let me say right off the bat that I LOVED this movie. As you read along remember that fact because as I go on, it will become a fact that you will struggle to remember or even believe. At the risk of sounding like an Uncle Tom or Bill Cosby earlier this year, there are some things about ethnic porn that I have to say and get off of my chest. I respect Justin Slayer as a performer and he is a highly gifted director. I can see why so many female performers cant wait to work with him and have a crush on him.
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Release date: 6/15/2004
Reviewed on: 9/4/2004
Studio: Video Team
Starring: Brian Surewood, Mr. Marcus, Sledge Hammer, Luci Thai, Kylie Rey, Annie Cruz
Directed by: David Aaron Clark
Review brief: AZN Super Idols Vol. 1 *** 2004, 2 hours and 45 minutes Video Team and Serious Mirror Productions Directed by David Aaron Clark Starring Lucy Lee, Annie Cruz, Kylie Rey, Kammy, Luci Thai The Knowledge: I happen to know that what follows is a very personal project for David Aaron Clark. The recent HIV crisis struck what he felt was way too close to home for him and it changed his perspective on a lot of things concerning his chosen vocation. I can only imagine what it must feel like to be in his shoes, to literally hold so many peoples lives in your hands on a regular basis and ask them to do the things they do. This is certainly not the job nor the time to have a sudden epiphany or crisis of conscience in the adult industry. But thats exactly what happened and what makes David Aaron Clark such an anomaly in his field. Simply put, DAC cares. He gives a fuck, to put it bluntly.
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Release date: 8/11/2004
Reviewed on: 9/3/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jules Jordan, Lexington Steele, Kaylynn, Alberto Rey, Scott Lyons, Gauge, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Brett Rockman, Mark Ashley, Arnold, Brooke Milano, Luci Thai, Teagan Presley
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Flesh Hunter #7 **** 2004, 2 hours and 30 minutes Evil Angel DVD and Jules Jordan Video Directed by Jules Jordan Starring Luci Thai, Brooke Milano, Teagan Presley, Gauge and Kaylynn The Knowledge: Ive got some constructive criticism lined up for Jules here but Ill save til the end. For now, read on: The Action: Luci Thai (Once You Go Black3, Invasian) Probably my favorite asian in the game right now based on pure performance, is Luci Thai. Shes come a long way in such a short time. It seems she has become a favorite of Jules as well. Today shes adjusting her thigh-high white stockings and matching lingerie top while sitting on the edge of a Jacuzzi-style bathtub before making her way to a mirror to tease us further. She slips on some long white silk gloves before meeting up with Jules, Scott Lyons and Arnold, immediately putting those gloves to use on their cocks while they grope her ass and caress her tits.
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Release date: 10/21/2003
Reviewed on: 8/22/2004
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Brian Surewood, Jon Dough, Sabina, Sylvio Mata, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Dick Delaware, Katsuni, Brooke Milano, Lili Thai, Dana Vespoli
Review brief: Tight & Asian #3 ***½ 2003, 1 hours and 53 minutes Devils Films Starring Dana Vespoli, Lucy Lee, Lily Thai, Sabine, Katsumi, Brooke Milano The Knowledge: I reviewed this movie when it was first released back in October of 2003. For some reason the review has not seen the light of day until now. Going back and re-reading the review as I scanned the movie again, its interesting to read how many of my comments/predictions about the performers came to pass...and how many didnt. So lets go back almost a year in time and see how this fuck flick holds up today and more importantly, how the performers themselves have held up and where they, too, find themselves today. My original review will be presented as is with my comments as of today in italics after each paragraph. This is Devils Films third installment of wall-to-wall sex featuring the industrys hottest asian performers.
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Release date: 7/15/2004
Reviewed on: 8/16/2004
Studio: Video Team
Starring: Brian Surewood, Jessica Darlin, Mika Tan, Mark Wood, Courtney Devine, Kurt Lockwood, Pandora Dreams, Sheila Marie
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Azz Fest 4 **** 2004, 2 hours and 30 minutes Video Team Directed by Van Styles Starring Mika Tan, Jessica Darlin, Courtney Devine, Pandora Dreams, Rossana del la Vega The Knowledge: Here we are once again taking a look at the now fourth installment in the series that single-handedly renewed my interest in pornography and introduced me to a director after my own heart, Van Styles. Without a doubt, Video Teams Azz Fest and Elegant Angels Big Wet Asses are currently the best ass worship series on the market not actually named Ass Worship. Like Zupkos BWA, Styles continues to surprise us with each release, lining up virtual dream teams of ladies we want to see in a seemingly non-stop all-star procession of top talent. Every time a cast list is released, you want to fall over saying to yourself, I cant WAIT to see this. This outing is no exception.
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Release date: 6/15/2004
Reviewed on: 8/16/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jules Jordan, Tiffany Mynx, Charmane Star, Alberto Rey, Rose, Mark Wood, Scott Lyons, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mr. Pete, Brett Rockman, Mark Ashley, Michael Stefano, Roxy Jezel, Jayna Oso, Teagan Presley
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Weapons of Ass Destruction #3 ***** 2004, 3 hours Evil Angel DVD and Jules Jordan Video Directed by Jules Jordan Starring Teagan, Tiffany Mynx, Jayna Oso, Roxy Jezel, Rose and Charmane Starr The Knowledge: Cheesecake. Each time I come across a movie by wunderkind auteur Jules Jordan I struggle to nail down what specifically makes his fuck flicks so popular to the masses. High production values, excellent casting and a knack for making his talent agree to do things they would normally never do for any other director aside, what is it that sets Double J apart from the rest of the pack? The answer is very simple and lies above. The term cheesecake is used to describe the socially acceptable images throughout the years that routinely objectified women. Weve all seen semi-nude pin-ups of the legendary Bettie Page, playing cards, postcards, lighters, key chains, drinking glasses, posters (the timeless Farrah Fawcett poster from the early 70s comes to mind) and the cliché calendar of bikini-clad women hanging on the dorm/locker room or local garage/factory wall.
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