Crucifixio Jones's Movie Reviews (200 - page 5)
Release date: 4/5/2005
Reviewed on: 9/14/2005
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Daisy, Julian St. Jox, Wesley Pipes, Yuri, Mark Ashley, Lyla Lei, Dirty Harry, Arcadia, Mya Luanna, Nia Naughty
Review brief: Asian Cheerleader Cavity Search 5 Woodburn Productions/Devil's Film D: Nate Woodburn. Lyla Lei, Mya Luanna, Arcadia, Yumi, Daisy & Nia Naughty. 138 Min. Extras: Photo Gallery, Trailer. If there's one thing you can say about Lyla Lei it's that she always brings her A-game. That and an unmistakable smile you can not wipe from her face, no matter how many cocks are in her ass. There is only one dick in that holiest of holes today; that of one Mark Ashley but it still manages to make Lyla a very happy camper. She pounds a dildo deep into her dripping wet pussy while Ashley slides his tongue, fingers, toys and then finally his thick, slick prick into her asshole. Lei is no stranger to having such objects crammed in her rectum, in fact, she rather excels at it. She was fresh off of her nomination for "Best Anal Sex Scene" at the 2005 AVN Awards (with Chris Charming in Smash Pictures' Shitty Shitty Bang Bang.
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Release date: 8/10/2004
Reviewed on: 9/14/2005
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Rick Masters, Mika Tan, Cheyne Collins, Loni, Reno, Katie Morgan, Reina Leone, Kris Slater, Lani Kaluha, Lani Lei, Sativa Rose, Tiana Lynn, Sammie Rhodes
Directed by: Joe Friday
Review brief: A Year Later, Where Are They Now? Uniform Babes 2004, 1 hours and 45 minutes (not two hours as indicated on the box cover) DVSX Directed by Joe Friday Starring Sativa Rose, Sammie Rhodes, Tiana Lynn, Lani Lei, Katie Morgan, Loni, Reina Leone & Mika Tan What You Should Know: I doubt anyone has been paying attention but this marks my 100th review for Adult DVD Talk. I wanted to do something special for this occasion even if it ended up being special to no one save for myself. And to be honest, I didnt even have to think long or dig deep to find the movie I wanted to talk about. Ive been wanting to share my thoughts about Uniform Babes for well over a year now and last month was actually its one year anniversary. Its rare that an X-rated flick hits all the right notes, from start to finish and that it is apparent to you right out of the gate.
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Release date: 6/2/2005
Reviewed on: 9/11/2005
Studio: White Ghetto Films
Starring: Parker, Dana Hayes, Marcos Leon, Johnny Fender, Jim Beem, Chelsea Zinn, Kayla Quinn, Kylie G. Worthy
Review brief: Mother Fucker 2 White Ghetto/Devil's Film D: Not credited. Amberlyn Scott, Dana Hayes, Parker, Chelsea Zinn & Kayla Quinn. 115 Min. Extras: Photo Gallery, Trailer. "I can feel the price going down," says Jim Beem as Amberlynn Scott (middle picture, I Wanna Cum Inside Your Mom) blows him in an attempt to lower her rent. Her deep throating technique is tremendous but not nearly as tremendous as the bags of silicone that sit on her chest. She succesfully brokers a deal after letting the landlord spank her naughty pussy with the tip of his cock and making her funbags bounce around 'til he nearly drowns her with the spray of his plentiful and watery load. I guarantee you that Dana Hayes (right) was a hot (and likely easy) dame in her day. However, one has to wonder what makes a woman her age come to porn so late in life. She manages to maintain the sensuality of her days gone by (not to mention a nice ass and a great pair of tits) today and you may recognize her from her various webisodes on the "My First Sex Teacher" paysite.
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Release date: 6/29/2005
Reviewed on: 9/11/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Jerry, Steve Taylor [I], Damian, Mandingo, Jay, Joey Ray, Mark Ashley, Scott Nails, Trent Soluri, Will Powers, Jay Huntington
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: All Tiffany, All The Time Tiffany & Cumpany 2005, 1 hours and 50 minutes Evil Angel Directed by Jonni Darkko Starring Tiffany Mynx What You Should Know: You know its going to be a long day when capturing screenshots for your review, you end up with way more than you can use because the lady starring looks so good in every single frame of film you cant decide which captures to keep. Since returning to adult it seems Tiffany has spent most of her efforts splitting time at Evil Angel between being in front of the lenses of either Jules Jordan or Jonni Darkko. Like Jules with Gina Lynn and his all-Gina flick, Darkside it seems that Jonni has found his muse in the Mynxster. It cant be denied that they havent been mutually beneficial to one another with their previous collaborations in Bet Your Ass 2 and Boob Bangers.
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Release date: 4/26/2005
Reviewed on: 9/5/2005
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures
Starring: Brian Pumper, Lauren Phoenix, Jayna Oso, Nautica Thorn, Finess Navaro, Veronica Jett, Jean-Claude Batiste, Nat Turnher
Directed by: Travis Knight
Review brief: Gina's Black Attack Exquisite Pleasures/Gina Lynn Productions D: Travis Knight & Gina Lynn. Lauren Phoenix, Veronica Jett, Nautica Thorn, Finesse Navarro & Jayna Oso. 137 Min. Extras: Behind the Scenes, Still Galleries, Trailers. Will Mr. Gina Lynn, Travis Knight, ever escape the long shadow cast by his beautiful and popular wife? Even though he directs here, the title is still "Gina's Black Attack." There's just something wrong about that. This cast is absolutely stellar, featuring some of the most beautiful and energetic starlets to ever set foot on the other side of the racial divide. Fans of IR will most assuredly want to put this on the their "must-see" list this year. If there was ever anyone who knows how to "attack" black, it's Lauren Phoenix. She and Nat Turnher start this flick off on the right foot in a torrid and tumultuous tryst where you can never be entirely sure who's fucking who. Brian Pumper takes a call on his Nextel after receiving some superb head from Veronica Jett: "Hello? I'm in the middle of fuckin' this pretty girl.
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Release date: 7/25/2005
Reviewed on: 9/4/2005
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Carmen, Lisa Lee, Ariane, Kelly Love, Dunia Montenegro
Review brief: Latin Teen Tryouts 3 Devil's Film D: Uncredited. Dunia, Carmen, Kelly Love, Ariane & Lisa Lee. 134 Min. Extras: Bonus Footage, Still Gallery, Trailers. Once again littered with unknown foreigners (with the exception of Lisa Lee and Carmen), Devil's Film's third installment of Latin Teen Tryouts is a vast improvement over their technically-plagued second outing. Covergirl Dunia is a dark and dusky delight, flashing a 1000-watt smile directly at the camera throughout her entire harshly-lit scene with Marco Duato, even when it looks as though anal may not be her forte. She's down for everything Marco throws at her. Dunia, through her facial expressions and body language, conveys an innate sexuality and natural charisma that can't be taught. She's blessed; born sexy as fuck and that makes her scene worth a few rewinds. You'll definitely blow a wad watching her bonus solo masturbation scene. Most viewers will find themselves familiar with latina Carmen, as she's been rather active in the U.S. since 2001. She gives two lucky studs the chance to d.p.
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Release date: 6/11/2005
Reviewed on: 9/4/2005
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures
Starring: Rita Faltoyano, Ana Nova, Sandra Romain, Hillary Scott, Tina Fine
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: Absolute Ass 4 Exquiste Pleasures/Venom Digital Media D: Jordan Septo. Hillary Scott, Sandra Romain, Rita Faltoyano, Ana Nova, Teena Fine. 137 Min. Extras: Behind the Scenes, Still Gallery, Trailers. Absolute Ass 4 is all-anal and all-awesome. Septo's assembled a virtual smorgasbord of veteran international talent along with some fine young American ingenues to keep things fresh. Hillary Scott, who has since gotten implants takes Brett Rockman and Steven French in her tight ass one at a time. After stretching her bung individually and receiving plenty of a2m head, the guys douse her face with a double-barrelled blast of ball batter. Mrs. Tommy Gunn, Hungarian Rita Faltoyano is paired with Sascha and she makes his prick glisten all over with her plentiful pussy juices. She really does have the smile and personality of an innocent little girl but she knows her way around cock better than I know my OWN penis and I see my dick every day. If God made anything prettier than Sandra Romain's ass he must've kept it for himself. Damn. Now THAT is an ass.
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Release date: 7/25/2005
Reviewed on: 9/4/2005
Studio: White Ghetto Films
Starring: Envy, Marcos Leon, Penny Porsche, Johnny Fender, Stephanie Wylde, Kylie G. Worthy, Lee Bang, Ann Parker
Review brief: I Wanna Cum Inside Your Mom Devil's Film/White Ghetto Films D: Not credited. Envy, Anna Marie, Amberlyn Scott, Penny Porsche, Stephanie Wylde. 131 Min. Extras: Still Gallery. The themes here are hot milfs and warm creampies. Every sophisticated seductress takes an internal cumshot; a few of them also take another load in the face immediately after. Popular Polish/Canadian star from the late '90s Envy is back and yes, she's still got it. The devil tattoo on her ass must've talked her out of retirement. If so, I owe that tat a beer. Though obviously more mature then when we saw her last, Envy remains in great shape with nary a blemish, stretch mark, dimple or even one extra ounce of fat on her body anywhere. She gives her eager yet inexperienced stud the fuck of his young life while simultaneously giving the camera ample attention as she gets herself off, too, obviously enjoying her return to the adult ranks.
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Release date: 5/26/2005
Reviewed on: 8/22/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Mr. Marcus, Mandingo, Sledge Hammer, Sandra Romain, Missy Monroe, Sativa Rose, Genesis Skye
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Innocent ingénues impaled interracially Take It Black 2 2005, 2 hours and 23 minutes Hustler Directed by Van Styles Starring Genesis Skye, Missy Monroe, Sandra Romain, Sativa Rose & Tiffany Mynx What You Should Know: With Van Styles DVDs, I always end up watching his Behind the Scenes before I watch the actual feature. There is just something about his lengthy and laid back sessions with the girls that is strangely endearing. Its more like visiting with old friends than an uneasy interview with a complete stranger and that is due to Vans terrific rapport with the girls, most of whom hes shot on many occasions. This presents a number of interesting dilemmas for myself. For one, watching that much footage of these girls being natural inspires a false sense of familiarity. I actually discussed this with one girl: Ive seen you naked more times than I can count but weve never hung out for more than twenty minutes more than twicethats weird. She then proceeded to put her clothes back on. Insert rimshot.
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Release date: 7/27/2005
Reviewed on: 8/15/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Van Damage, Mark Ashley, Marie Luv, Flower Tucci, Keeani Lei, Tory Lane, Jasmine Byrne
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Rip the fast-forward off your remote for now...you wont be needing it for this one Bet Your Ass 3 2005, 2 hours and 13 minutes Evil Angel Directed by Jonni Darkko Starring Tory Lane, Flower Tucci, Jasmine Byrne, Marie Luv, Keanni Lei What You Should Know: In my opinion, the Bet Your Ass series is Jonni Darkkos bread and butter at Evil Angel. Sure, Angels of Debauchery is good and that first installment of Boob Bangers was PHENOMENAL but I have yet to see a misstep or miscalculation in the way Jonni has been assembling the casts for and putting together BYA. Each one has managed to be better than the last and not just a little. Each has sported an all-star cast from top to friggin bottom and while they all share a name, that is where the similarities end. Each volume thus far has managed to create its own unique identity and while part of an anthology, stand on its own as a perfect piece of pornography in its own right.
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Release date: 5/25/2005
Reviewed on: 8/10/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Mark Wood, Sledge Hammer, Kat, Brett Rockman, Kurt Lockwood, Missy Monroe, Sativa Rose, Nadia Styles, Lain Oi, Genesis Skye
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Teens Trained: BOOT CAMP-STYLE~!!! Barely Legal: Boot Camp 2005, 2 hours and 29 minutes Hustler Directed by Van Styles Starring Nadia Styles, Sativa Rose, Missy Monroe, Lain Oi, Kat, Genesis Skye What You Should Know: The first thing youre going to notice about Boot Camp is the fact that while its some ol straight-up wall-to-wall gonzo sex, it isnt your typical shoot at someones house screw-on-the-sofa or fuck-on-the-staircase porn. This one was put together at Hustlers very own studios which means we have actual sets, props and wardrobe here. I immediately second-guessed the genuineness of this effort for just that reason. I thought theres no way that Van Styles would sell out to The Man and do something like this. Ive seen Hustlers Barely Legal Ski Camp, Innocence and Summer Camp and while they were all enjoyable with great casts, it didnt seem to be a fit for gonzos reigning Prince of Potential.
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Release date: 3/30/2005
Reviewed on: 8/4/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Brian Surewood, Marco, Jon Dough, Scott Lyons, Kurt Lockwood, Jack Spade, Gia Paloma, Chanel Chavez, Tiffany Holiday, Aidan Layne, Genesis Skye, Marco Banderas
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: A Perfect Marriage of Innocence and Immorality Barely Legal: Corrupted 2 2005, 2 hours and 36 minutes Hustler Directed by Van Styles Starring Aiden Layne, Gia Paloma, Chanel Chavez, Genesis Skye, Tiffany Holiday What You Should Know: Once again, Van Styles takes one of Hustlers oldest and most popular lines and turns it on its ear by injecting his own brand of gonzo sensibility into the mix. The box cover may say Barely Legal but thats where the similarities between the traditional line and this new one end. As Aiden says in the first scene, I only look sweet and innocent. This statement typifies the entire cast. Dont be fooled by their youthful and virginal appearance. Aidens not shy about shoving boners into her forbidden hole, Genesis Skye slurps down slick and slimy sticks with ease while Chanel Chavezthe woman just moves me. Tiffany Holiday? Whore on wheels: Redefined.
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Release date: 6/3/2005
Reviewed on: 8/3/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Mark Wood, Scott Lyons, Mr. Pete, Olivia O'Lovely, Ice La Fox, Kurt Lockwood, Jayna Oso, Gia Paloma, Aidan Layne
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Appealing? Yes! Ass? Well, Lets Talk About That Ass Appeal 2 2005, 2 hours and 59 minutes Hustler Directed by Van Styles Starring Aiden Layne, Jayna Oso, Gia Paloma, Ice La Fox, Olivia OLovely & Tiffany Mynx What You Should Know: Whats to say that hasnt already been said? Natural ability, an affinity for asses and a short stint as Jules Jordans roommate produced the outstanding Azz Fest for Video Team back in 03 and four worthy follow-ups in the years after before Styles took his fish-eyed lens and great eye for casting to Hustler. One of his first efforts for Larry Flynt and Co. was the exceptional Ass Appeal #1 featuring a landmark scene and inspired pairing with Ayana Angel and Jada Fire. Im looking forward to a similar ass-quaking performance out of Ice La Fox and Olivia OLovely and of course, Tiffany Mynx.
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Release date: 4/27/2005
Reviewed on: 7/17/2005
Studio: Lethal Hardcore
Starring: Loni, Yumi, Lee Stone, Sledge Hammer, Jazmin, Lyla Lei, Talon, Roxy Jezel, Jayna Oso, Andrew Andretti
Directed by: Stoney Curtis
Review brief: Lethal-Hardcore keeps it real, rough, rugged and raw Oh, Me So Horny! 3 2005, 2 hours and 5 minutes Lethal-Hardcore Directed by Stoney Curtis Starring Lyla Lei, Yumi, Loni, Roxy Jezel, Jazmin and Jayna Oso What You Should Know: Lethal-Hardcore knocked me on my ass with their initial wave of releases last year, exhibiting a dedication to putting out hardcore, no-frills porn. You wont see any fancy locations or beautiful sets in a Lethal-Hardcore movie but you will see your favorite stars, often like youve never seen them before, stripped down to their bare essentials with nothing to distract them from the action and concentrating on their job, providing grade-A energetic stroke material. Often it isnt pretty or have the best production values but it achieves the intended purpose: to get you off. After losing me somewhat with their mediocre second wave of titles, Lethal seems to be back on track with a stellar round of titles in their third wave.
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Release date: 2/1/2005
Reviewed on: 7/17/2005
Studio: 3rd Degree
Starring: Charmane Star, Chris Charming, Mika Tan, Asia, Mark Wood, Mick Blue, Mark Ashley, Sascha, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Jayna Oso, Luci Thai, Veronica Lynn, Benjamin Brat
Directed by: Danny Case
Review brief: 3rd Degree Swings for the fencesand knocks one outta the park! Slant Eye for the Straight Guy 2005, 2 hours and 23 minutes 3rd Degree Directed by Danny Case Starring Luci Thai, Charmane Starr, Jayna Oso, Veronica Lynn, Lucy Lee, Asia & Mika Tan What You Should Know: Despite the offensive title, 3rd Degree is bound to make fans of Asians really happy campers. Its almost unfair to other titles on the shelves how Danny Case purposely went after fan-favorites and cast them all here, ensuring this titles success and mass appeal. The more cynical and jaded of us will dismiss this effort as playing it safe and pandering but in the end, its all about selling pieces and something tells me that this little doozy is going to move a ton of units with guys who know who and what they like and dont necessarily care about seeing the newest and freshest Asians on the block.
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Release date: 7/3/2003
Reviewed on: 7/16/2005
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Starring: Charmane Star, Mark Wood, Mick Blue, Sascha, Lyla Lei, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Jayna Oso, Nautica Thorn, Finess Navaro, Lacey Tom
Directed by: Greg Alves
Review brief: Yellow Fever Zero Tolerance D: Greg Alves. Nautica Thorn, Finesse Navarro, Lyla Lei, Lacey Tom, Charmane Starr, Jayna Oso, Lucy Lee, Sascha, Mark Wood, Mick Blue. 136 Min. Extras: Behind The Scenes, Trailers, Still Gallery, Cum Shot Loop, Strip Tease. Don't be alarmed by this video's title; none of the women here suffer from any sort of incurable sickness. Unless you consider being an extremely hot asian a disease. Covergirl Lucy Lee shows off her newly inflated chest in Yellow Fever's last scene, skewered in a sizzling DP by Sascha and Mark Wood. Lucy was always a torrid tramp with amazing oral skills but these new boobs have resulted in a matching new self-confidence that shines through in her latest work. A bill needs to be passed for all women to get implants if the end result are girls anything like Lucy Lee. Nautica Thorn's ass and tits are as good a place as any for porno product placement figures director Greg Alves.
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Release date: 10/21/2004
Reviewed on: 7/12/2005
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures
Starring: Tyce Bune, Sledge Hammer, Jazmin, Brett Rockman, Jennifer Luv, Ice La Fox, Chanel Chavez
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: Teen Latin Dolls 3 Exquisite Pleasures D: Jordan Septo. Chanel Chavez, Jennifer Luv, Alayah, Ice La Fox, Jazmin, Tyce Bune, Brett Rockman, Sledgehammer. 120 Min. Extras: Behind The Scenes, Trailers, Still Gallery, Cum Shots. While rarely mentioned in the upper echelon of gonzo production houses, Venom Digital Media has a secret weapon in the form of up-and-coming director Jordan Septo. Three gorgeous and all-natural ladies adorn the cover of Teen Latin Dolls 3: black/Puerto Rican Ice La Fox, Peruvian Jennifer Luv and Mexican Chanel Chavez. I don't believe there's one young woman in this movie whose bust rises above a large b-cup. At any rate, tiny and innocent-looking 19-year old Chanel's tits are bouncy, perky and pert. The instant prick parts her pink pussy lips her dreamy bedroom eyes roll back into her head, especially when she orgasms which she does hard and often.
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Release date: 6/13/2005
Reviewed on: 7/12/2005
Studio: Video Team
Starring: Billy Glide, Mandingo, Mark Wood, Lee Stone, Fire, Kris Knight, Olivia O'Lovely, Talon, Yasmine Milan, Victoria Sweet, Estella Leon, Marco Banderas
Directed by: Dee
Review brief: Mamacitas 6 Video Team D: Dee. Yazmene Milan, Estella Leon, Fire, Olivia O'Lovely, Victoria Sweet, Billy Glide, Kris Knight, Lee Stone, Mandingo, Marco Duato, Mark Wood and Talon. 90 Min. Extras: Behind The Scenes, Trailers, Still Gallery. Since Van Styles parted ways with Christian Mann's Video Team for the greener pastures of Larry Flynt's Hustler the powers-that-be have deemed that his Mamacitas line continue, but now with the legendary latina herself, Dee at the helm. While her visual style is decidedly different from Styles' (Dee shoots this in HD through silk screens and all of her lavish locations are bathed in darkness, reminding me very much of yet another former VT director, David Aaron Clark minus the artsy editing and camera tricks) it is nonetheless interesting to watch due to its focus on the more erotic elements of intercourse and not just harshly lit hardcore sex.
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Release date: 5/21/2005
Reviewed on: 7/12/2005
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures
Starring: Vanessa, Lani, Lucky Starr, Annabelle, Sin Star, J. Monty, Takota, Jean-Claude Batiste, Ace
Directed by: Diana DeVoe
Review brief: Latin Brotha Lovers 2 Exquisite Pleasures D: Diana Devoe. Lani Lei, Annabel, Takota, Vanessa, Sin Star, Dexter Dizzle, J. Monty, Lucky Starr, Ace and Jean-Claude Batiste. 133 Min. Extras: Behind The Scenes, Trailers, Still Gallery. In Diana Devoe's Latin Brotha Lovers 2 it just so happens that the girls who put on the best show are the ones who aren't 100 latina. Generally with these releases one can expect 'brothas' that tend to be less than impressive and women who just barely fit the bill of being hispanic, throwing a slew of "aye papi", "si" and "me gusta" our way in a vain attempt to lend authenticity. No such problems here for the most part as each performer comes through admirably; the women came to fuck and the men maintain their wood. What a relief. Putting black studs and lucious latinas together is a natural marriage.
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Release date: 4/9/2005
Reviewed on: 7/12/2005
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Valeria, Silvia Lancome, Maria Buccarelli, Diana Dean, Lluna, Tina T.
Review brief: Latin Teen Tryouts 2 Devil's Film D: None credited. Silvia Lancome, Lluna, Diana Dean, Tina T. Maria Buccarelli and Valeria. 150 Min. Extras: Bonus Tease with Silvia Lancome, Valeria, Diana Dean and Tina T, Trailers, Still Gallery. After the stellar first installment (with Chanel Chavez, Lena Juliette, Eva Angelina and Chiquita Lopez) it boggles my mind as to how the mighty can fall so far. It's no great wonder that whoever directed Latin Teen Tryouts 2 decided to leave their name off of the project. This is a major disappointment sporting a cast of virtual unknowns, most of them not even remotely attactive save for the gorgeous covergirl Silvia Lancome. She was ONLY viable choice for the cover. Putting anyone else from this flick on the front would have assured its failure. There are hotter women in the trailer included for Latin Throat Bangers 2 (Avy Lee Roth, Sativa Rose, Megan Martinez, Monique Madison, Cole Conners and Rosanna De La Vega billed as Alejandra Maderas). Technical problems also plague this entire below average outing.
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Release date: 5/26/2005
Reviewed on: 6/27/2005
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Rayveness, Rita Faltoyano, Brandi Lyons, Brittney Skye, Chloe Dior
Review brief: I Must Have Grown Eyes On My Balls Swallow Me POV 3 2005, 2 hours and 9 minutes Devil's Film No director credited Starring Brittney Skye, Chloe Dior, Brandi Lyons, Rayveness, Rita Faltoyano What You Should Know: Everybody and their momma is putting out a POV series nowadays. Normally, this would be a good thing, especially if you're a fan of the genre. Unfortunately, for all the POV product on the shelves, very few seem to know how to do this thing right. Unsteady hands, impossible POV views and talking tend to ruin the POV experience for the end user. Devils' first installment of Swallow Me POV (Ciera Sage, Victoria Sin, Crystal Ray, Delilah Strong, Lauren Phoenix) wasn't a bad first foray into this field and they almost lost me with their all-euro cast in the second one. The third promises to be the best yet, sporting a cast of mostly-busty and energetic performers who know how to show off their wares for the camera.
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Release date: 6/3/2005
Reviewed on: 6/25/2005
Studio: Venom
Starring: Tyce Bune, Cheyne Collins, Lee Stone, Steven French, Missy Monroe, Angela Stone, Trinity Post, Flower Tucci, Nicki Hunter
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: Wheres the REAL squirters, Septo? Super Squirters 2005, 2 hours and 30 minutes Venom Digital Media Directed by Jordan Septo Starring Flower Tucci, Missy Monroe, Nikki Hunter, Angela Stone, Trinity Post What You Should Know: Jordan Septo must do pretty much whatever he wants over at Venom. If he feels like making a teen movie, he does it. Latin line? No problem, done that, too. Black-on-black, interracial, big tits, all-anal, ass worship, group sex, cream pies? Hes done it all. Finally, Septo tackles the fetish du jour, female ejaculation. Flower Tucci and Missy Monroe are proven squirting performers in my book, Nicki Hunter is a great talent but Ive never seen her juice. Despite having been around for a little while now, Ive never heard of this Angela Stone and have yet to see Trinity Post get down on camera.
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Release date: 3/18/2005
Reviewed on: 6/20/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Diana Devoe, Justin Slayer, Yasmine Milan, Cece, Lori Alexia, Koffee Kakes, Tia Sweets, Nat Turnher
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: I need more Yasmine Milan & Tia Sweetsword up! Phatty Girls 5 2005, 2 hours and 30 minutes Evil Angel Directed by Justin Slayer Starring Diana Devoe, Cece, Koffee Kakes, Lori Alexia, Yasmine Milan, Tia Sweets What You Should Know: Id hate to reduce Slayers latest to a two-scene movie but honest to God, the two best scenes here are the reason to BUY this movie. Those two scenes are the first and the last: Diana Devoes and the one featuring Yasmine Milan and Tia Sweets. Scene One: Diana Devoe with Justin Slayer Reminiscent of the appearance of Janet Jacme in Phatty Girls 4, Diana Devoe starts Phatty Girls 5 off on straight legend status. Where have I been? Because the last time I saw Devoe theres no way she was this thick. Girl is packing more curves than a major league pitcher. Justin has Devoe saunter around the house and pose for stills before finally having her blow him in the kitchen and then they move to a sofa where the game of sexual one-upsmanship begins.
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Release date: 5/19/2005
Reviewed on: 6/13/2005
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures
Starring: Tyce Bune, Bailey, Lee Stone, Sascha, Kinzie Kenner, Marcos Leon, Lain Oi, Tina Fine, Karina Kay
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: the absolute freshest & freakiest teens take it all off for Septos soldiers [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> F-ing Teens 2005, 2 hours and 20 minutes Venom Digital Media Directed by Jordan Septo Starring Karina Kay, Lain Oi, Teena Fine, Bailey, Kinzie Kenner What You Should Know: Jordan Septo is slept-on. For real for real, yo. What other director do you know that works as hard, releasing so much product at such a rapid-fire pace and at this high level of quality? I honestly cant think of ONE. It would be different if my man was releasing trash or easily disposable porn but Septo, his producer Gina Lassen and everyone at Venom responsible provide me with those Christmas Eve-type flicks; the kind you cant wait to get up the next morning and get your hands on. In another example of Jordans non-conformity, he releases yet another movie that has zip to do with any line hes done previously. I do hope he returns to this idea, though.
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Release date: 4/15/2005
Reviewed on: 5/30/2005
Studio: White Ghetto Films
Starring: Nancy Vee, Parker, Tanya Storm, Ginger Spice, Chelsea Zinn
Review brief: experienced pussy teaches the youth a thing or two [ /image ] --> MILF POV 2005, 2 hours and 20 minutes White Ghetto Films Directed by Bobby Damone Starring Chelsea Zinn, Parker, Nancy Vee, Katanya Blade, Ginger Spice [ /image ] --> What You Should Know: Thank the famous Kinsey sex study of the late 40s and early 50s for the famously inaccurate myth of women peaking sexually in their 30s while men peaked in their teens. More a reflection of the times (women simply waited longer in those days to explore their sexuality) than fact, its an idea that has endured to this day. Thus we get DVDs like this one from Devils Films, MILF POV. Just because youre over 35 doesnt mean you ever stop being hot to trot or wanting sex and it seems these ladies are here to prove it and learn us youngins a thing or two in the process. These women are as horny, if not moreso, than their teen counterparts, male or female, and have the benefit of having been around the block once or twice, to give them a leg up.
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