Ass Appeal 2 Review
Hustler
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Van Styles
Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Mark Wood, Scott Lyons, Mr. Pete, Olivia O'Lovely, Ice La Fox, Kurt Lockwood, Jayna Oso, Gia Paloma, Aidan Layne
Released on: 6/3/2005
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Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones on 8/3/2005
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Appealing? Yes! Ass? Well, Let‘s Talk About That… |
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  2005, 2 hours and 59 minutes Hustler Directed by Van Styles Starring Aiden Layne, Jayna Oso, Gia Paloma, Ice La Fox, Olivia O‘Lovely & Tiffany Mynx  | |||||
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| What‘s to say that hasn‘t already been said? Natural ability, an affinity for asses and a short stint as Jules Jordan‘s roommate produced the outstanding Azz Fest for Video Team back in ‘03 and four worthy follow-ups in the years after before Styles took his fish-eyed lens and great eye for casting to Hustler. One of his first efforts for Larry Flynt and Co. was the exceptional Ass Appeal #1 featuring a landmark scene and inspired pairing with Ayana Angel and Jada Fire. I‘m looking forward to a similar ass-quaking performance out of Ice La Fox and Olivia O‘Lovely and of course, Tiffany Mynx. It‘s going to be nice to see Mynx in someone other than Jules Jordan or Jonni Darkko‘s hands for a change. | |||||
| Scene One: Aiden Layne with Kurt Lockwood | |||||
 I honestly had no idea Aiden was so damn cute. I‘ve seen her elsewhere a few times before, mostly web content and Anabolic‘s Teens with Tits 2 (where she did her first anal). Van‘s makeup girl and hair stylist must be a minor miracle worker because I‘ve NEVER seen Aiden look better. The short, pixie-ish hairdo, button nose and Alyson Hannigan-ish smirk are really doing me in. The scene begins with Layne handcuffed to some railing and being spanked lightly by Lockwood with cat o‘ nine tails. Kurt has an uncuffed Aiden suck his cock through the bars of the railing, in a standing sixty-nine and slides his dick between her terrific natural tits while she rests before him on her knees. In reverse cowgirl, those knockers bounce right out of her shiny black bikini top as Kurt holds her arms in place behind her back. This, along with Aiden having her hairless gash and ass split in piledriver and doggie provide the scene‘s highlight moments. It ends with Lockwood spewing spunk into her face until the load tapers off and sprinkles seed between Aiden‘s cleavage.  | |||||
| Scene Two: Jayna Oso with Mark Wood & Scott Lyons | |||||
 Jayna wearing the same outfit that Daisy sported in Crema Latina only makes me wonder how it would look on a lady with a more voluptuous body to really fill it out. Oso does her own thing, however, and gives it an extra fetish-y spin by having two strips of black electrical tape over each of her nipples. Jayna has always impressed me with her tone and noticeable musculature for her diminutive stature; every sinew is visible and coiled like a spring ready to pop and release on some hapless and unsuspecting male partner. Her energy? Scary. She‘s tiny and wiry yet packs enough hardcore endurance to be intimidating, truly this era’s natural successor to Debi Diamond. Her willingness to be tossed around, used and abused yet pop back up, no worse for wear and craving more has to make a lesser man reconsider doing a scene with her. We get typical Jayna Oso here, really getting off on being treated roughly, having every hole filled to the brim with hard meat sticks and banged stupid. The more Lyons and Wood pull her hair, choke her, fold her up, contort her and pound her with as much force as they can possibly muster, the more she wants. It‘s almost as if she saps their lifeforce and steals their vigor while she continues to grow stronger and stronger as the scene progresses. Or maybe the men appear just that weak in comparison to this Galactic Energy Goddess. After being d.p.’d in every possible position in this long-running marathon sex session, both guys pop into her mouth, Wood filling her mush with several strong spurts of semen. Lyons‘ go-go juice is barely visible but he swears it‘s there. No matter. You‘ll more than get your money‘s worth from Jayna every single time. | |||||
| Scene Three: Gia Paloma with Kurt Lockwood | |||||
 Ball-gagged and wearing a pink mesh catsuit that clings to and accentuates every single curve, is the irrepressible and insatiable Gia Paloma. This scene was shot before her recent boob job, for those of you wondering or discerning about such details. Kurt Lockwood is back, this time reddening Paloma‘s creamy porcelain-white backside with thwacks from a short black riding crop. Gia puts on a clinic in the Art of Serious Deep Throating when Kurt snatches her by a tuft of hair and makes his prick tag the back of her throat. He probes her windpipe from every angle while he lightly peppers her tits and thighs with stinging slaps. The fucking festivities begin proper in doggie with Kurt using Gia’s choker like reins with his foot placed squarely on the side of Paloma’s head. If all else fails, Kurt’s got a promising career as a jockey ahead of him if he wanted to pursue that field. He’s certainly the right height. Lockwood holds Gia’s hands behind her back in reverse cowgirl anal, much like he did with Aiden in this DVD‘s first scene, and producing similar results seeing as how Gia and Layne’s body types are so similar. I don’t see the need for chest enhancement there, honestly. The crazed look in Gia’s eyes and gleefully smile on her face slowly gives way to a pleasure grimace as Kurt plows away at her ass in mish and doggie, Styles providing just the right mix of wide-angle shots, close-ups of the penetration, movement around the action and still managing to let us see Gia’s terrific facial contortions and reactions. Magnificent. When Kurt has had enough, he binds Paloma’s wrists and ankles together and gags her with red electrical tape and strokes one off DIRECTLY into her EYE and mouth giving new meaning to the term, “fucked hard and put away wet.” | |||||
| Scene Four: Ice La Fox & Olivia O‘Lovely with Kurt Lockwood | |||||
 Just when you thought it got no better than Ayana and Jada in Part I, Styles hits you with a stroke of genius like this one. The sight of these two asses side by side…for once, words escape me. Never before have I felt like I needed a cock ring to write a review but I suppose there is a first time for everything. Van quips, rightly, that this may be too much ass for one man to handle (obviously, he didn‘t know what Justin Slayer had in store with Liv and Sara Jay in Big Booty Revenge…just sayin‘). Needless to say, there‘s still not one frame, one second of this scene that won‘t have your member at rigid attention. These two bottom-heavy and lusty latinas swap spit over Lockwood‘s chico stick (and Ice has to be wearing the flyest heels I‘ve ever seen in a porno). O-Lo rides first, in what other position, cowgirl as La Fox spreads O‘Lovely‘s massive ass cheeks further apart so that the camera can get a good gander at Kurt‘s prick slicing through that meaty pussy and hefty rump. Ice gets her fill doggie with Libby beneath her, chugging cock and lickin‘ snatch as the situation dictates. Olivia has her thatch plowed mish then Ice skewers herself reverse cowgirl as Olivia plays with herself beneath the action. Ice may not do anal (yet) but O’Lovely gives up the ass here to Lockwood mish and doggie as La Fox provides ATOGM head. Kurt finishes up mish with Ice and unloads on her crotch and belly-button piercing. As good as this scene was, I can’t help but feel as though there were some missed opportunities especially considering this is supposed to be an ass-themed gonzo. Why weren’t Ice and Olivia ever lined up side-by-side and violated doggie? Why weren’t these two tremendous asses stacked atop one another at some point? There was no footage of Ice in cowgirl at all. What happened? It’s almost as if Van forgot what made the scene with Ice and Fire in Azz Fest 2 so great. Still, our last girl, living legend Tiffany Mynx is definitely going to have to pull something special out of her veteran bag of tricks to justify her scene being saved for last. | |||||
| Scene Five: Tiffany Mynx with Mark Wood & Mr. Pete | |||||
 When porn fans talk about pure sexual beings, the names “Jenna“ and “Bella“ are always mentioned but it is definitely high time that these same folks started recognizing The Mynxster. Almost two years to the day when his former roommate shot Mynx‘s glorious return, Styles puts her on a platter and hands her to the capable Mark Wood and young‘n Mr. Pete. After all these hot and cute girls, it’s nevertheless a nice change of pace to see a Grown Ass Woman. There’s still room for them in porn, you know. Never have the words “brick shithouse“ been more appropriate to describe someone. Tiffany really has gotten much better and better looking with the passage of time. An airbrushed “Heartbreaker“ baby tee stretches over her gargantuan tits and hot pink fishnet shorts barely cover her expansive derriere. She blows Pete and Mark as they stand side by side, poking their prods through the railing of a staircase. “Comin‘ in the backdoor, sneakin‘ up behind me, huh?” Tiffany offers as Pete takes her doggie and then standing cowgirl. She rides Wood reverse cowgirl before being passed back to Pete where she bounces on his lap cowgirl. This is what we needed to see just one scene ago with Ice and Liv. Mynx has so much rump and her thong‘s tanline tracing the contours of it alone are enough to drive a man to drink. As Wood pounds her ass mish, Mynx pulls that oh-so-familiar face -- you know the one: first her eyes cross, then roll back into her head before focusing into a dreamy and spaced-out far off gaze as her mouth hangs open and she loses all motor function and the ability to form a coherent sentence. Back in the day, I was convinced she was on something. Now I see what she was really high on. On a short flight of stairs, she does reverse cowgirl anal with Pete before being d.p.’d cowgirl and reverse as she demands “Fuck Me!“ in deep and primal, gutteral groans, the kind that let you know she‘s not acting but that she really, really means it. The fellas comply and fuck her one step away from mental retardation and permanent cerebral cortex damage. Pete‘s Fourth of July pop explodes at the apex of its high arc above Tiff and cascades down over her face while Wood fires ballistic missiles into her mouth. Mynx opens her mouth and sticks out her tongue to show her reward and then swallows her creamy and nutritious protein brunch. “Mmmm…all gone!” She blows a kiss and that‘s that. Overall: Every scene here is worth seeing but if you can keep your pecker outta your hands for the last two scenes, you‘re a better man than I. Possibly a braindead and homosexual man, but still a “man“ (in the loosest terms), nonetheless. I lament the missed opportunities of what could have been a GREAT Ice La Fox and Olivia O‘Lovely pairing but the following Tiffany Mynx double-dicking made me forget all about it. Gia Paloma and Aiden Layne put in some wank-worthy work and Jayna Oso has to be the hardest working woman in the valley right now. She’s like a stage performer who, whether she’s putting on a show for ten or ten thousand, approaches each outing in the same fashion and makes sure she sends all of her fans home happy. I’m still in love with the “Select a Star” option in the main menu that takes you to a menu for that specific lady and breaks her scene down by position. Every adult DVD should do this and include as many chapter stops. My only quibble with this latest ASS feast is that while Styles assembled a helluva cast who all have great asses, he fell into the trap of shooting a typical gonzo and somehow forgot to really go for the gusto when it came to showcasing the body part everyone will be buying this movie to see. It‘s akin to buying a tit movie with a stupendous cast but all the girls are shot from behind throughout. Kinda defeats the purpose, right? Hopefully, this oversight is corrected in Part 3 and we get more intense focus on the gluteus maximus of the girls. CJ’s Casting Corner: For Ass Appeal 3 I’d like to see Van hit up:
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