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3rd Degree
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Studio: 3rd Degree
Category: Asian
Directed by: Danny Case
Starring: Charmane Star, Chris Charming, Mika Tan, Asia, Mark Wood, Mick Blue, Mark Ashley, Sascha, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Jayna Oso, Luci Thai, Veronica Lynn, Benjamin Brat
Released on: 2/1/2005
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Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones on 7/17/2005
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3rd Degree Swings for the fences…and knocks one outta the park! |
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  2005, 2 hours and 23 minutes 3rd Degree Directed by Danny Case Starring Luci Thai, Charmane Starr, Jayna Oso, Veronica Lynn, Lucy Lee, Asia & Mika Tan  | |||||
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| Despite the offensive title, 3rd Degree is bound to make fans of Asians really happy campers. It‘s almost unfair to other titles on the shelves how Danny Case purposely went after fan-favorites and cast them all here, ensuring this title‘s success and mass appeal. The more cynical and jaded of us will dismiss this effort as “playing it safe“ and pandering but in the end, it‘s all about selling pieces and something tells me that this little doozy is going to move a ton of units with guys who know who and what they like and don‘t necessarily care about seeing the newest and freshest Asians on the block. If this is cookie-cutter porno, then get me a glass of milk. | |||||
| Scene One: Luci Thai with Sascha & Benjamin Bratt | |||||
 Luci Thai makes her way down a winding staircase in a yellow bikini (if I‘m not mistaken, the one she was wearing on the original cover to Zero Tolerance‘s “Yellow Fever“ before it was changed in favor of the newly surgically-enhanced Lucy Lee). If this is indeed that scene, then who directed what is about to follow, Greg Alves (the director of “Yellow Fever“) or Danny Case, the man who is credited as director of this movie? Or was it Chris Streams, the director credited on the original boxcover of “Yellow Fever”? Thai strips down to nothing and reveals a translucent butt plug inserted in her backside before making her way over to Sascha and Benjamin Bratt who wait for her on a nearby sofa. She gorges herself on Sascha‘s prick while Bratt slaps at her rump and plunges it repeatedly with her anal toy. Pyrex gives way to Sascha‘s erect joint after a sloppy dual-blowjob by Luci, whose wide mouth and full lips were made to wrap around boners. Once her ass is officially open for business, Thai takes a cowgirl and reverse DPing, chugging down cock A2M every step of the way. The guys go back to working Luci at opposite ends, one fucking her face, the other her ass, until they both find a mutual target, filling her mouth with jizz to end the scene.  | |||||
| Scene Two: Charmane Starr with Mark Ashley | |||||
 There aren‘t many girls of any race in porn as naturally stunning as Charmane Starr. It‘s a shame her intensity doesn‘t match her appearance. You can always count on Starr to look great doing whatever it is she‘s doing but just not being very good at it. The camera follows behind her as she ascends some stairs and finds Mark Ashley. Almost immediately, she‘s out of her skimpy top and short shorts and sitting on Ashley‘s face (and pronounced honker). Mark buries his face in Charmane‘s exquisite snatch as she makes a ton of sensual face to give the impression that she‘s enjoying it. Now on her knees, Charmane works Mark‘s dick back and forth between her lips and uses her hands to mold it into steel. Ashley puts said steel in Charmane‘s pussy doggie to begin things before she lowers herself onto it cowgirl. She gingerly rides only the tip to start, coming down about halfway before her hungry pussy demands the entire length in her gash balls deep. From there Ashley takes control, rapidly thrusting upwards and keeping little Charmane‘s taut heart-shaped ass and tiny handful o’ titties a‘bouncin‘. Starr sucks Ashley‘s cock clean as it leaves her wet slit and mounts him reverse cowgirl, her pussy stretching wide in order to accommodate his girth. Standing spoon and cowgirl follow before Ashley empties onto Charmane‘s outstretched tongue. | |||||
| Scene Three: Jayna Oso with Mick Blue & Mark Wood | |||||
 Wiry Jayna Oso doesn‘t even need dick to make herself happy. She’s doing a fine job of that all alone, rubbing her clit and massaging her pussy through some neon green fishnets. She sinks two fingers from each hand deep into her hole, pries it WIDE apart and rocks herself into a frenzy. After drenching herself in lube, she zeroes in on her pussy and asshole with two large black rubber butt plugs. All the hole-stretching already done for them and out of the way, Mark Wood and Mick Blue are able to join Jayna and just start fucking immediately. Wood fills her mouth and Blue penetrates her ass right away. Oral comes later, with Jayna taking both dicks further down her throat than should be humanly possible. Mark Wood bends Oso over and totally annihilates her pussy doggie before moving up to her asshole. Mick joins him and somehow manages to wriggle his cock into Jayna‘s now-vacant pussy and together they eviscerate both of her holes…and she_cannot_get_enough. She needs it. She loves it. She wants more of it. Fucked raw by Mark anal doggie and cowgirl vag and anal by Mick I wonder how Jayna is even able to stand. Today, The truth is, she barely can. Especially not after a blistering cowgirl and standing D.P. Today, Jayna is the very definition of a “fuck doll.“ Just when you think that Oso might possibly be satisfied or at the very least, can‘t take anymore, they dump her on her head for a deep piledriving and then even more reverse cowgirl anal with Wood. You know it‘s not long before Mick leaps into the fray and makes this yet another pussy-reddening and blazing D.P. Mick and Mark bang the ever-loving shit out of Oso like two inmates fresh out of jail and then drop two hefty loads on her mascara-streaked face. The fellas sound more out of breath than the cock-crazed Jayna. | |||||
| Scene Four: Veronica Lynn with Chris Charming | |||||
 Patting at her pussy through hot pink panties on a staircase stands Veronica Lynn. In another room she plays with her pussy and fills it with a long transparent dildo, her legs spread far apart. “I want to suck some cock so bad,” she says and right on cue, entering stage left, appears the formidable cock of Chris Charming. He sinks it into Lynn‘s mouth as she works her face as far as she can down onto it while he grabs a handful of her hair. Veronica bends over, spreads her ass and Charming shoves four fingers into her pussy, occasionally withdrawing to let Lynn taste herself on his fingertips. Sufficiently wet and widened, Charming goes to work, ramming Veronica from behind doggie and gripping her tiny hips for leverage. It‘s a thin line between pleasure and pain for Veronica as Chris plummets his poker to the deepest depths of her pussy mish and cowgirl. Her face says she‘s enjoying it immensely but at the price of having her insides stretched as far as they can possibly go without permanently damaging her ovaries. You almost feel sorry for Lynn when you see Charming‘s third leg buried in her gash reverse cowgirl…but not enough to stop watching. Lynn takes the pop on her tongue and lets it all run back out over her chin and down her chest. | |||||
| Scene Five: Lucy Lee & Asia with Mark Ashley | |||||
 This scene opens with Korean Lucy Lee plunging her ass with a small red butt plug while her scene-mate, Asia is already hard at work having her face fucked by Mark Ashley right next to Lucy. Mark holds Asia‘s head in place and rams his cock in and out of her mouth as Lucy looks on, reaching back and fucking her ass with her toy as she sits on a stool. Asia‘s saliva still dripping from his joint, Mark goes over and replaces Lucy‘s toy with his own hard cock. Asia provides ATOGM head and fingers Lucy‘s pussy as Mark fucks her ass. He hoists Lucy into the air for some standing reverse cowgirl before moving to the Philly native Asia’s pussy reverse cowgirl. As Asia taunts him in her undistinguishable yet very ‘hood accent, you can clearly see that Lucy is distracted by something off-camera; she looks over there frequently and at one point, seems to be enjoying a joke. Her mind back on her work, Lucy deep throats Ashley‘s dick when Asia gets off of it and then works her own pussy down onto it cowgirl. On her back, Lucy has her ass fucked again mish, Asia again there for ATOGM cocksucking. Asia then lies on top of Lucy and Mark alternately fucks their stacked pussies before showering both of their glistening gashes with a candlewax-like concoction of cum. That last bit was SUPER hot, it should‘ve last longer. The sight of both of these asian slits slathered in semen will stay with you longer after the scene is over, however. | |||||
| Scene Six: Mika Tan with Benjamin Bratt | |||||
 A certified master of hysterics, theatrics and histrionics, a bespectacled Mika Tan is outside having a cigarette in a mesh top and pleated miniskirt before moving indoors where a blindfolded Benjamin Bratt waits kneeling in the middle of the floor. Tan rips away her skirt and shoves her big ass in his face and then pushes her pussy into his mouth, as well. Horny Mika growls through clenched teeth as Ben‘s tongue works its magic on her engorged clit. Her huge erect nipples piercing through her top now, Mika drops to her knees to play her favorite instruments: the skin flute and the hairy bagpipes. One would hope for the debut of the “rusty trombone” but perhaps that’s another review. She fingers herself frantically as she sucks (is that a jade wedding band on her ring finger?), making wet noises with her pussy with each thrust. God, she is such a good slut. A close-up of her dripping, moist hole precedes Bratt filling it with his tool doggie. He removes her glasses as he picks up the pace. It‘s probably best…for her own safety, though she may wish she had them back when it comes time for Ben to bust that nut in her face. Or perhaps not. Mika likes to live dangerously. For an asian, Mika is hella voluptuous. Her tits may not be what she was born with but that thick, phat ass I‘m seeing bouncing up and down on Bratt cowgirl is definitely God-given. Mika flips over and asks for “all“ of Bratt‘s cock in her ass missionary. Bratt obliges, poking her poop chute while Mika rubs her clit and snarlingly implores him to “Fuck that asshole, FUCK THAT ASSHOLE!” with her legs back so far over her head she’s barely recognizable. She tastes her ass on his cock numerous times before they move to anal doggie. Mika expertly uses nothing but her lips to suck Bratt‘s nut butter out into her mouth. She opens and out falls the spunk, which Brat scoops back into her mouth and she licks his fingertips clean. Overall: 3rd Degree went the safe route by casting proven commodities in the genre and it paid off. It‘s glossy, it‘s pretty and it‘s safe, basically what 3rd Degreee does best. Luci and Charmane are the eye candy, Jayna and Mika bring the workrate while Asia, Lucy and Veronica all bring their own unique stylings to the table. There aren‘t many chapter stops here (the breaks are at the start of the scene and only one more for the cum shot) but that‘s still one more break than in most Zero Tolerance releases, who put the entire scene in one chapter. The end credits are by scene so that the viewer not only sees the girls‘ names but the male talent they were working with. Small, but nice touch. Like Chicks and Salsa before it, Slant Eye… is a good first foray into an ethnic-themed genre but one has to wonder where they go from here since they used a good number of the business‘ biggest names to round out this cast. Bonus Features:
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