Asia Noir 4 Review

Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones  on  10/18/2004

Asia Noir #4

2004, 2 hours and 10 minutes
Video Team and Serious Mirror Productions
Directed by David Aaron Clark
Starring Lucy Lee, Maja Lee, Luci Thai, Kylie Rey and introducing Lacey Tom

The Knowledge:

Where else can you find a fuck flick that recalls Jacob‘s Ladder, The Serpent and the Rainbow and Angel Heart all while providing quotes from such varied sources as St. Jude, Mary Shelley, Shakespeare, Marilyn Monroe, The Gospel According to Thomas and Philip K. Dick? Man, only in a show provided by the outspoken and decidedly dark David Aaron Clark. After convincing me his gothic and disturbing days were behind him with K-Pop and AZN Super Idols, we get a return to the DAC we all know and love with Asia Noir 4. This is actually the first time I‘ve taken in an installment of this series so if there‘s any backstory, I‘m completely lost. In fact, I‘m lost anyway so let‘s just move on to…

The Action:

Luci Thai
Words always fail me when attempting to describe the scenes in Asia Noir and believe me, that is no small feat. What goes on here can best be described like so: Thai is a demented doctor of some sort, dressed in burgundy and gold PVC fetish gear with white thigh-high PVC boots. She has Sledgehammer, who’s wearing a gas mask, strung up in her office with white twine. She takes her time thoroughly examining him with various medical instruments, paying special attention to his genitals. When she’s done poking and prodding him (which excites him if you let his dick tell it), she leans into his crotch and starts slowly licking and sucking, teasing his dick ever so slightly to begin before finally taking as much as she can between those thick lips of hers. Luci then strips out of her corset, bends over and backs herself back onto Sledgehammer’s cock, letting him fuck her standing doggie, but not undoing his bindings just yet. When Luci does decide to release this monster of a man, she doesn’t seem the least bit concerned. Rather she lies on her examination table and waits for Sledge to come over and plow her pussy first mish and then doggie again. Then as suddenly as he starts, Luci drops down to collect his cum on her face. She looks at herself in a mirror, pleased, like someone checking out a new haircut at the barbershop mirror. She blows Sledge a kiss. The actual sex itself seemed on the short side to me, so if you get off on a lot of slow-motion teasing, this is the scene for you.



Lucy Lee
Visually, this is probably the hottest scene on the disk. In a darkened room, bathed in a purplish haze, Mr. Marcus (decked out in Catholic priest garb) and Lucy Lee (donned in all black as well, with black angel wings attached to her back to match) put on a show. Lucy starts things off by giving Marcus one of her typically fantastic blowjobs. Seriously, people always talk about oral specialists in this industry and I never hear mention of Lucy. That really needs to change. I can’t think of another girl out there who’s head skills on film are enough to make me blow my load just watching. And there’s just something indescribably hot about watching those huge black wings she’s wearing while Mr. Marcus rails her doggie. Lucy’s one of the few girls so hot performance-wise that she makes you completely forget who she’s working with. On her back, she throws her legs up and spreads her ass so that Marcus can stretch her bung a little before riding him cowgirl anally, too. You’d think those wings would be a distraction and perhaps a hindrance, but Lucy is making it work. If I had my way, she’d be made up like this and wearing those wings all the damn time. Lucy takes Marcus’ pop in her mouth and runs her pierced tongue around the head of his prick before binding him to a wooden “X” in the corner of the room, blowing him a little more to end the scene.



Maja Lee
Maja struts briskly down the hall looking like a rockstar, in huge sunglasses, a long white fur coat, a pink studded collar around her neck, some pearl necklaces (no, not that kind, you pervs) and not much else. I’d be remiss in not mentioning this attire looks dangerously similar to the get-up Luci Thai wore in Once You Go Black 3, right down to the “$“ medallion. She admires herself in the mirror for a minute before entering a room where Sledgehammer is being kept in a small wire cage. She teases him through the cage, nibbling at his ear and letting him finger her pussy through the bars. Released from his cell, Sledge is free to kiss Maja’s pointy nipples and lick her pussy at his own leisure. After Maja returns the favor with a strong blowjob, Sledge takes her over to a bench and fucks her standing doggie in front of a mirror, her right leg wrapped up high around his hips. The low angled shot of this action reveals Sledge’s dick to be nearly the size of one of Maja’s legs. I don’t know how she’s able to accommodate him but here she is, doing it with no problem and enjoying it. In fact, in cowgirl she puts her sunglasses back on and dares Sledge to “impale that ‘lil pussy” until she jacks him off onto a compact mirror which she, of course, licks clean.



Lucy Lee and Kyle Rey
I don’t know about you, but this is the scene I’ve been waiting for. Apparently, DAC knows what his fans want, too because he starts the scene out with Mr. Marcus in a straitjacket, Lucy Lee teasing him relentlessly and then she turns him towards some double doors. The doors open to reveal KYLIE REY, given the entrance she truly deserves. Damn. For someone so…nondescript other than words “unbearably cute” Kylie Rey is fuckin’ way hawt. Marcus is taken to have a seat while Kyle and Lucy attempt to drive him insane with some highly strokable girl-on-girl play. When they’ve had enough of each other, they turn their attention to Marcus, who is no doubt about to get the best Tandem Asian Blowjob in the History of Adult Entertainment from Lucy and Kylie. Lee rides Marcus’ face while she shares his cock with Kylie, who rides cowgirl first and then bounces on him hard reverse cowgirl. Both girls look at themselves in a mirror during the sex. Kylie rides him a bit more cowgirl before finally turning his dick over to Lucy Lee who rides Marcus like a jockey trying to win the fuckin’ Preakness. She works him over so hard he can’t hold his load long so Lucy jumps off and jerks his goo out onto Kylie’s face and her own. She sports a genuine cum-covered smile when all is said and done.



Lacey Tom
After a looong tease segment, Lacey Tom gives Tyler Knight a blowjob so slow and measured that if I didn’t see Tyler’s hands caressing her hair, I’d swear DAC had freeze-framed the action for a minute. Lacey wears the antithesis to Lucy Lee’s outfit in her one-on-one scene with Mr. Marcus earlier in the show; Tom’s is all white rather than black. Ironically, she’s also Lucy’s antithesis in the energy department. Is Lacey on something here, DAC? Under the influence or not, she reveals quite the amazing and impressive rack when she undoes her corset. Tyler kisses her body all over and goes down on her before sliding his cock in her missionary on the floor. Lacey doesn’t show much gumption, even when in control on top in cowgirl until Tyler asserts himself and basically forces her to ride him like a real woman should. Tyler does his best to pull a good scene out of Lacey in doggie and then drops a modest load in her mouth and on her face. I don’t know what it is with DAC saving these amateurs for last lately but a friend of mine made an interesting observation: porn is like pro wrestling in a way. Talent has their place on the card. You don’t save your curtain jerkers for last and have them close out the show, sending your fans home unhappy. You build a momentum and pace your show, sequencing it just right and finish strong with your main eventers. Lacey Tom isn't a main eventer.



Extras:
Once again, DAC loads us up with lengthy bonus scenes. First we get a rare thirty-seven minute boy/girl bonus scene with notorious stills-only model Jade Hsu (right) and a condom-wearing Mr. Marcus. Jade’s quite the diva (“Suck it? What do I gottta suck it for?" she says to Marcus mid-scene) and even mentions that DAC’s set and lighting isn’t up to her usual “Andrew Blake”-type standards. The story surrounding this shoot and how it came to be is quite entertaining, as is the aftermath but you’ll have to get the movie for yourself to see that. The other bonus scene is Lacey Tom and Maja Lee in a bathroom giving Tyler Knight a twelve minute blowjob. Also included is a photo gallery, cast bios and previews for Asia Noir 1 & 2 and AZN Super Idols 1 & 2 (the AZN Super Idols 2 trailer is EIGHT minutes long).

Comments:
I really wish I could relate the story of this one to you but somewhere I got left behind. But I did enjoy the sex, in particular from the MVP of this outing, Lucy Lee. Teamed with Kylie Rey, they were like Jordan and Pippen or Stockton and Malone; all-stars complimenting each other perfectly. Maja Lee also showed a great and vast improvement since I last saw her in Banana Cream Pie 2. Luci Thai was Luci Thai and Lacey Tom could use some seasoning (which it appears she‘s gotten if the AZN Super Idols 2 trailer is any indication). All in all, a solid feature and even if you can‘t follow the story, you can stick around for the passable sex scenes sandwiching the exceptional award-worthy work of Lucy Lee. I can see why she got the cover--she worked for it by pulling double duty here and by Gawd, she fuckin‘ deserved it.

Crucifixio Jones