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Boxcover for No Cum Dodging Allowed 14
(4.2 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: John Strong, Lexington Steele, Ramon Nomar, Michael Stefano, Kira Noir, Zac Wild, Erin Everheart, Maddy May, Mina Luxx
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 10/3/2023
Previews: Previews
No Cum Dodging Allowed 14 review summaries:
Sean DPS'
review from 1/10/2024:
After a little break for AVN voting and the so called busy time of the year for work, I am back and ready to get back into review mode. And we kick things off with a movie that got some attention in this year''s nominations. The movie as a whole was nominated, as well as Maddy''s and Erin''s scenes. And should be no surprise that Erin''s scene also got the spotlight scene from me, for this movie. We just have to see if my fellow voters agree with me on that one. [read the full review]
Aaryanna's
review from 12/26/2023:
Growing up (I started watching porn – when I was SEVEN, just kidding), I always found boy-girl sex to be a little MONOTONOUS to watch. But that all changed for me in the early 2000''s when ORAL CUMSHOT videos were invented. HOORAY. For me, boy-girl sex finally had a real EMOTIONAL PAYOFF. Nothing was more SATISFYING to watch or more ROMANTIC to contemplate than a young babe hungrily imbibing her man''s warm seed completely. I was in heaven. One of the big pioneers for me when it came to CUMSHOT movies was MIKE JOHN. So, you could imagine my EXCITEMENT when I heard he was finally releasing another installment in his monumental "NO CUM DODGING ALLOWED" series albeit about TEN YEARS after his previous episode. I managed to get a copy early and here is my review. (Hint: the movie is fantastic.) [read the full review]
bono-one's
review from 10/3/2023:
A new edition of the classic swallowing series from the master of the genre, Mike John. He''s brought 4 sexy girls in to have their way with multiple cocks in each scene. Three of the four scenes feature anal and those also have some DP action too. Mina in the finale doesn''t open up her backdoor, but she engages in some double pussy luving which is pretty cool. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Load Almighty 2
(4.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Tim Von Swine, Claire Robbins, Darryl Hanah, Chastity Lynn, Emma Heart, Andy San Dimas, Tatiana Kush, Katie St. Ives, Sarah Shevon
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 2/19/2014
Previews: Previews
Load Almighty 2 review summaries:
Captain Jack's
review from 3/19/2014:
The greatest hits of Mike John and Tim Von Swine! This 2-disk compilation disk covers 8 scenes from the pairs earlier spectacular Praise The Load franchise. Over 4 hours of girls participating in blowbangs with up to 4 guys and taking a lot of spunk all over their faces. Sarah Shevon, Andy San Dimas, Emma Heart, Katie St. Ives and Chastity Lynn are only some of the girls showing off their skills! [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 2/25/2014:
A new comp title from Mike John Productions and the scenes over this two disc set are taken from the Praise the Load series so you know the girls will do a lot of cock sucking and then being rewarded for their hard work with multiple loads blasted to their faces. Two discs here so plenty of blow bang material to enjoy. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Praise the Load 7
(4.1 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Scott Lyons, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Dick James, Lee Bang, Jessica Moore, Hooks, D. Snoop, Jada Stevens, Chad Alva, Lexi Swallow, Adrianna Luna, Leilani Leeanne, Penny Pax
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 3/26/2012
Previews: Previews
Praise the Load 7 review summaries:
gonzoguy's
review from 4/30/2012:
This has been a great series, but this release is a sign of the times. Reports of the DVD's demise may have been greatly exaggerated, but this is evidence that its dick is shriveling a bit. Watching this, I thought, am I romanticizing earlier releases, or is this not quite up to the abundance of, say Praise the Load 2? So I went back and watched that one again, and I was right. That was a 2-disc release, with seven ladies. This collection of six ladies fits on one disc. This has quality, just not the quantity of earlier releases. And each scene includes just four wads. Remember Adrianna Nicole bathing under seven loads in Load 2? Epic. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
review from 4/15/2012:
Mike John and Tim Von Swine have perfected the art of the blowbang and they are back with the 7th edition of their popular series. There is no fucking; this is all about the oral. By the end of the scene, the girls faces are covered with jizz. There is an impressive cast in this volume led by Jada Stevens, Leilani Leeanne, Lexi Swallow and drianna Luna. [read the full review]
dandaman's
review from 4/4/2012:
Great job from Mike and Tim to get all this messy flick ( pun intended ), together, you can feel the chemistry between the crew. I like the way every girl praise the Load with her face full of protein. [read the full review]
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Boxcover for No Cum Dodging Allowed 12
(4.3 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Erik Everhard, Mike John, Scott Lyons, Steven French, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Mike Hash, Hooks, D. Snoop, Juelz Ventura, Jennifer White, Katie St. Ives, Chad Alva, Lexi Swallow
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 2/27/2012
Previews: Previews
No Cum Dodging Allowed 12 review summaries:
dandaman's
review from 8/20/2012:
Mike John "No Cum dodging Allowed" series has been top quality product all the time and number 12 is not the exception, with great captures and ability to mix a bit the final work is pure genius. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
review from 3/25/2012:
Mike John returns with his masterpiece series. As the title implies, Mike gathers up some babes and has them swallow many loads after a blowbang. He has a great cast in this one with Juelz Ventura, Jennifer White, Lexi Swallow and Katie St. Ives [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 3/3/2012:
A new effort from Mike John taking us back to one of his best series, No Cum Dodging Allowed. This time out we only have four girls but they all are very willing participants as you'll see. Anal for Jennifer White and Juelz Ventura who takes Sean Michaels in her butt! Lexi Swallow also has a very good scene in this and Katie St. Ives gets the balls rolling with her fine first scene. Well done and it keeps the series alive and hopefully it won't be two years before another volume comes out. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Praise the Load 6
(4.3 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Scott Lyons, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Dana DeArmond, Liza Del Sierra, Hooks, D. Snoop, Chastity Lynn, Sarah Shevon, Lily LaBeau, Lizz Tayler, Chad Alva
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 5/26/2011
Previews: Previews
Praise the Load 6 review summaries:
Big Raider Fan's
review from 9/28/2011:
Praise the Load 6 is the 6th installment in this blowbang series from Jules Jordan Video and Mike John. Six hot women, Liza Del Sierra, Chastity Lynn, Dana DeArmond, Lizz Tayler, Lily LaBeau, and Sarah Shevon, show off their cocksucking skills and love of semen in 3 hours and 30 minutes of penis worship and loads of jizz. Special features include behind the scenes footage, cumshot recap, photo gallery, cast list, web access, and trailers. The movie is shot in widescreen. Great if you love blowbangs! [read the full review]
gonzoguy's
review from 6/25/2011:
There's a bit of a formulaic feel here, but maybe that's what we should come to expect. These are all mini-blowbangs, with no more than five tools applying paste to any one woman. Several hot ladies here, topped to my taste by French newcomer Liza Del Sierra and, in the finale, Sarah Shevon. Sarah just seems to be having a grand time, taking care of the boys, but also working her own pussy nicely. Watching her tickle her nub to a climax while a large gob of cum dangles from her front teeth is priceless. [read the full review]
The D-Man's
review from 6/18/2011:
Director Mike John gives us porn fans a half-dozen scenes where some fine porn vixens, such as the French fox Liza Del Sierra, the vivacious Dana Dearmond, or the modelesque Lily LaBeau, services an assortment of guys until they drain their cocks onto the womens faces. [read the full review]
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Boxcover for Teenage Spermaholics 7
(4.0 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Chloe, Mike John, Scott Lyons, Steven French, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Hooks, D. Snoop, Chastity Lynn, Gracie Glam, Katie St. Ives, Ayden Blue, Reece Ryder
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 4/21/2011
Previews: Previews
Teenage Spermaholics 7 review summaries:
Captain Jack's
review from 5/10/2011:
One of my favorite Mike John series and it’s up to Volume 7. This series was on hiatus for awhile, but now it’s back with a vengeance. The crib notes version is that Mike and his partner, Tim Von Swine, gather some young sluts to fuck and suck so that they get multiple loads on their faces/in their mouths. [read the full review]
Rosco Fuji's
review from 4/26/2011:
And the award for messiest facial/mouth set of cumshots goes to: Katie St. Ives! Runner up award for messiest facial: Gracie Glam! (She kept her mouth more or less shut the whole time) [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 4/20/2011:
A new release from Mike John and this time out we get to enjoy more hot fucking with some of porns best new girls and they all serve in the subplot where Mike and Tim Von Swine are getting back at each other for what the other did-- basically nailing a chick that the other dug so enjoy some humor along with hot sex. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Load Almighty
(4.3 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Cindy Crawford, Gianna Michaels, Adrianna Nicole, Velicity Von, Carolyn Reese, Naomi Cruise, Cassandra Calogera, Kristina Rose, Chayse Evans, London Keyes, Gracie Glam, Katie St. Ives
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 10/14/2010
Previews: Previews
Load Almighty review summaries:
nvs'
review from 1/20/2011:
A strictly compilation film featuring lots of dick and very little chicks. Fans of blow bangs rejoice as this two disk film features some gorgeous ladies taking cock after cock like pros. Lots of oral in this feature clocking in at over six hours. Some sex shot in POV in this oral dedicated film spread across twelve scenes. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
review from 11/13/2010:
Mike John has compiled some of his hottest scenes from the Praise the Load and Jerkoff Material series. With Mike, you know what youre getting. Hes a top film maker and always films hot scenes. Blow bangs may not be for everyone, but if youre a fan, youre going to want to check this one out! London Keyes From Praise The Load 3London Keyes leads off this collection in an early scene. Shes not even 20, we learn! Tim Von Swines behind the camera and he even gets the directors titty grope in while also chatting. Shes very bubbly too as shes talkingSwine is smart enough to keep the camera peeled on London who has a smoking hot body, big D sized boobs which Swine cant help but slap again when he gets close. The wide spread open pussy shot was also quite good in getting just the right mood. The mopes are brought in and theres good titty and pussy play here before the blowbang commences. London even does a solid, climbing on top of a couple guys giving them access to the sweet nectar from her pussy while shes busy above giving multiple BJs. [read the full review]
Rosco Fuji's
review from 10/20/2010:
This is going to be a real quick review as Jules Jordan offers up a 2 disk, 12 scenes, almost 7 hours, 61 cumshot compilation from the Jerk Off Material and Praise the Load series. Look at the girls listed below and the number beside their name indicates the number of cumshots they take on their face. Adrianna Nicole 6 Katie St Ives 5 Cassandra Calegera 4 London Keyes 5 Naomi Cruise 4 Cindy Crawford 6 Carolyn Reese 5 Kristina Rose 4 Gianna Michaels 6 Gracie Glam 4 Velicity Von 6 Chayse Evans 6 Do I really need to say anything more? Look at the girls; one of Katies first scenes while her hair was real short, and she gets covered in cum. London Keyes takes 5 shots to that lovely face. If youre jonesing for a Gianna fix, she takes 6 shots. [read the full review]
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Boxcover for Sperm Overload 3
(4.4 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Nick East, Brandon Iron, Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, Tiffany Mynx, John Strong, Dick Nasty, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Byron Long, Tony Eveready, Guy DiSilva, Rayveness, Steve Holmes, Scott Lyons, Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mr. Pete, Brian Pumper, Michael Stefano, Gianna Michaels, Steven French, Juan Cuba, Jake Malone, Roxy Jezel, Brad Baldwin, Carlton Banks, Tone Capone, Mark Zane, Lefty Larue, Keeani Lei, James Deen, Jason Horne, Johnny Fender, Taryn Thomas, Shane Diesel, Tim Von Swine, Ace, Rebeca Linares, Frank Black, Ryan Knox, Gorgus Drae, Joey Lawford, Mike Hash, Steve James, Lee Bang, Tee Reel, Chelsie Rae, Manuel Labor, Faceblaster, Annette Schwarz, Dana DeArmond, Mark Furious, Wade Hardman, Bobbi Starr, Hooks, Prodigy X, Rick Kane
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 6/17/2010
Previews: Previews
Sperm Overload 3 review summaries:
Rosco Fuj's
review from 8/4/2010:
Im a little late to the party with this review, but suffice to say the title Sperm Overload 3 is dead on truth in advertising. This compilation disk from Mike John covers 2 disks and features 11 girls and over 100 blasts of baby batter into and onto the mouths of the lovely cast. I mean seriously, just look at the girls and its a regular gonad goo gallery of the great goo gulpers in recent porn history; Annette Schwarz, Bobbi Starr, Chelsie Rae, Dana DeArmond, Gianna, Keeani Lei, Rayveness, Rebeca Linares, Roxy Jezel, Taryn Thomas, Tiffany Mynx. If none of these girls do it for you for the nastiest cumdrinking scenes, then you really need to be looking elsewhere for your porn. At the very least, the lightweight girls in this release only swallow 7 loads of cum. Annette and Chelsie clock in at roughly 20 guys apiece. [read the full review]
gonzoguy's
review from 7/24/2010:
You've seen this before, or should have. If you missed each of the source DVDs, then this comp will catch you up on some major blow bang action. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
review from 7/21/2010:
Mike John makes some of the best cum swallowing movies in the business, so why shouldnt he put together a greatest hits of sorts? He has pulled some great scenes featuring Bobbi Starr, Tiffany Mynx, Taryn Thomas and Annette Schwarts so lets get to it! Bobbi Starr and Dana DeArmond From Bobbi and Danas Insatiable Voyage.James Deen leads 9 men in getting them psyched up to fuck the girls good. Meanwhile, in the other room, Bobbi is fucking Danas ass with a toy. Dana returns the favor and opens up Bobbis ass. The girls enter the living room and start playing with their toys in front of the men, but its not long before the girls are getting every hole stuffed. Theres some nice hard cock sucking and furious riding in this scene. Good performances by both beauties and they swallow every drop with some sexy cum swapping at the end. The guys work up second helpings for them with some nice DP work and cum in a large bowl for the brunettes. They share the contents of the bowl and work very, very well together. [read the full review]
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Boxcover for Praise the Load 5
(3.5 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Steven French, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Claire Robbins, Mike Hash, Joe Blow, Hooks, Katie St. Ives, Amber Swift, Kelly Surfer, Haley Cummings, Zoe Voss
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 5/20/2010
Previews: Previews
Praise the Load 5 review summaries:
GS500's
review from 6/13/2010:
This is a pure suck 'em and cum on 'em. Nice girls who love to suck dick getting their faces coated in thick cum. A few pretty girls, but mostly smaller natural tits. Two disc set. [read the full review]
gonzoguy's
review from 5/29/2010:
The latest in the popular blow-bang series delivers some decent face-pastings, but lacks a lot in the heat department. The ingenues bring little genuine passion -- or ability to fake it -- to the task of working out four loads each, so each scene seems like a bit of a cake walk to the frosting. Claire Robbins brings some real heat to her five-on-one, and earns the biggest load of all. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 5/20/2010:
We have another successful blowbang title here from Mike John with the able assistance of Tim Von Swine who gets a little something something from a couple of the girls here! Lots of dick sucking here with glazed faces the end result- real simple premise which Mike & Tim have successfully done more times than most. Limited fucking too in two scenes plus Tim as I mentioned gets in with Claire and Kelly Surfer. Well worth a look see for blowbang fans. [read the full review]
Boxcover for No Cum Dodging Allowed 11
(4.4 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Mike John, Steven French, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Sara Stone, Mike Hash, Lee Bang, Joe Blow, C.J. Wright, Carolyn Reese, Hooks, D. Snoop, Cassandra Calogera, Andy San Dimas, Dia Zerva
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 3/29/2010
Previews: Previews
No Cum Dodging Allowed 11 review summaries:
Rosco Fuji's
review from 4/13/2010:
I’m a little slow to the party with my review of No Cum Dodging Allowed #11, but I’ll offer up the following excuse; I was watching Andy San Dimas’s scene repeatedly. I’ll repeat, I was watching Andy San Dimas’s scene repeatedly. That being said, there are already 3 in-depth reviews for this release already, so no real sense in typing other another full review. I’ll confirm everything else that’s been said. This release is a winner through and through. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
review from 4/12/2010:
Mike John returns with his exception series featuring lovely ladies who can’t swallow enough cum! Mike has assembled another solid cast that I can’t wait to see in action. It includes Carolyn Reese, Andy San Dimas and Sara Stone. So let’s see what this one has to offer. After all, these ladies are thirsty and we mustn’t keep them waiting! [read the full review]
gonzoguy's
review from 4/10/2010:
Since I'm not such a huge fan of swallowing (except in my private life), I'm rating this higher than I would for myself, because I know there are guys out there who crave the big swallow load scenes, and this release delivers. Plus which, it deserves props for serving up some of the best titties in the biz. And I am a boob man. [read the full review]
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Boxcover for Praise the Load 4
(4.0 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Mike Hash, Lee Bang, Hooks, D. Snoop, Kristina Rose, Andy San Dimas, Vanessa Leon, Lilly Lovely, Sierra Skye, Gracie Glam
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 10/13/2009
Previews: Previews
Praise the Load 4 review summaries:
gonzoguy's
review from 11/25/2009:
Lots of facial goop, delivered in a fairly formulaic fashion. If goop is what you want, then goop is what you'll get. But we do have to ask: How much goop is enough goop? [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
review from 11/11/2009:
Here we go, porn fans, it’s Mike John’s latest version of blowbangs and monster facials. Mike always produces hot porn and I expect this to be the same, so let’s get to it. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 10/16/2009:
Well we are back for another round of blowbang action and Mike's assembled a top notch batch of hotties for your viewing enjoyment. Newbies abound here with one notable exception, Kristina Rose and she's not been the biz a huge amount of time. Sierra Skye is among the first timers doing their first blowbangs and I know that will interest a huge section of a certain website, she doesn't disappoint. You also have solid efforts from the remaining girls, Vanessa Leon was another relative new girl I was keen on checking out and she rocked it with her typical cute, nervous vibe that I find instantly appealing. Well worth the time to slip in the player. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Semen Sippers: Orgies & Gangbangs
(4.7 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, John Strong, Erik Everhard, Robert Rosenberg, Steve Holmes, Jessica Fiorentino, Jenna Haze, Kathy Anderson, Michael Stefano, Julie Silver, Jane Darling, Pink, Lauren Phoenix, Missy Monroe, Melissa Lauren, Marie Luv, Bibi Fox, Tiana Lynn, Simone West, Carrie Cruise, Lorelei Lee, Lela Star, Annette Schwarz, Dana DeArmond, Lindsey Meadows, Paulina James, Bobbi Starr
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 10/12/2009
Previews: Previews
Semen Sippers: Orgies & Gangbangs review summaries:
Big Raider Fan's
review from 12/3/2009:
Semen Sippers: Orgies & Gangbangs from Jules Jordan Video is a 2 disc set from Mike John productions. Disc 1 is 3 hours, 27 minutes, and disc 2 is 2 hours, 50 minutes. Disc one is presented in fullscreen, with some scenes having widescreen bars at the top and bottom. Chapter stops are decent, and the pairings of women are nice. In particular, its great to see Dana DeArmond and Bobbi Starr together, as well as Lauren Phoenix and Melissa Lauren. Most of the scenes contain a lot of good, clean anal fun. You definitely get good fuck for your buck with this set. Highly recommended! [read the full review]
Rosco Fuji's
review from 11/25/2009:
This is only my second all five star rating for a release. I really don’t know where to start when talking about Semen Sippers: Orgies & Gangbangs by Jules Jordan Video. Why? It’s simple; it’s jammed backed with hardcore goodness. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 10/9/2009:
A hot as hell compilation from the Semen Sippers series which Mike John began while at Red Light but has since continued over to Jules Jordan Video. We've had some superb pairings too in this series over the years and some are shown here-- Jenna Haze/ Lela Star, Tianna Lynn/ Missy Monroe, Bobbi Starr/ Dana DeArmond-- now those three alone are worth picking this title up. If you've not watched the Semen Sippers series before this is an excellent introduction to it, take the plunge! [read the full review]
Boxcover for Sperm Receptacles 5
(4.2 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Steven French, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Mike Hash, Lee Bang, Hooks, D. Snoop, Jessica Bangkok, Natalie Norton, Cali Couture, Amy Starz, Sammie Spades, Katie St. Ives, Alix Amillion
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 9/8/2009
Previews: Previews
Sperm Receptacles 5 review summaries:
Rosco Fuji's
review from 9/3/2011:
I’m going to defer to the comprehensive reviews already posted on ADT for Sperm Receptacles 5 and just offer up a quickie confirmation of everything that’s been written already. One only needs to look at the names involved in this release to know it’s worth getting; Katie St. Ives when she was a newbie with short hair, former Hillary Clinton intern Sammie Spades, babe Cali Couture, Jessica Bangkok, a couple others, and directed by Mike John. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
review from 9/11/2009:
Mike John returns with part 5 of his Sperm Receptacle series. He has a lineup of 7 babes who love taking multiple loads of cum down their throats. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 8/29/2009:
Another strong flick from Mike John and co. This one centers on the good ole blowbang and we have seven young ladies on hand to take on the mope squad. The guys work in a little pussy licking too with a few of the girls-- but it is their show so the dick devouring was top priority and in that respect this one rocked it. There was some struggling with the first few girls to down the jizz but they did it. Some titty fucking was worked in and Amy Starz does some rimming in her scene and after when she takes on the Swinemeister! An easy pick up for blowbang fans. The loads were strong and the girls don't miss much! [read the full review]
Boxcover for Praise the Load 3
(4.0 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Mike Hash, Hooks, D. Snoop, Jessica Bangkok, Chayse Evans, Eden Adams, Dia Zerva, London Keyes, Heather Huntley, Laci Laine, Cali Couture
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 5/18/2009
Previews: Previews
Praise the Load 3 review summaries:
Captain Jack's
review from 6/16/2009:
Mike John’s latest entry with the help of Tim Von Swine. This is a blowbang film and Mike produces some of the best smut in the business, so the combination should be a winner. [read the full review]
gonzoguy's
review from 6/6/2009:
Chock full of cock, another in the Mike John / Tim Von Swine collaborative blow bang series. Some cute ladies, doing some decent dick work and taking fairly copious face blastings. Worth a jerk. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 5/16/2009:
Here we have a new one from Mike John though this time out it's Tim Von Swine who seems to handle a lot of the camera duties, you'll hear him talking with the girls in nearly every scene in the tease before the mopes are brought in for the blowbangs. No sex here save for two times, one was after London's scene where Tim gets some action and then in the extras he also has some extra fun with Dia Zerva so beyond that it's all dick luving from the ladies who also end up with glazed faces any employee of Krispy Kreme would love. Well worth it for fans of cock sucking. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Teenage Spermaholics 6
(4.5 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mr. Pete, Toni Ribas, Steven French, Mark Zane, James Deen, Mike Hash, Hooks, D. Snoop, Kristina Rose, Emma Heart, Tatiana Kush, London Keyes, Cali Couture
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 4/23/2009
Previews: Previews
Teenage Spermaholics 6 review summaries:
Big Raider Fan's
review from 5/15/2009:
Teenage Spermaholics 6 from Jules Jordan Video is directed by Mike John, and a welcome entry to the series. This two disc set has some lovely younger girls (Tatiana Kush, Cali Couture, London Keyes, Emma Heart and Kristina Rose), some better known than others, take on a slew of cocks for throat, pussy, and ass fucking before getting coated in cum. Disc one runs about 2 hours and 26 minutes, and disc two clocks in at 1 hour and 25 minutes. Some good extras here as well, including a bonus scene with Cali Couture, behind the scenes, cumshot recap, photo gallery and trailers. Definitely recommended! [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
review from 4/28/2009:
After sitting dormant in a vault for almost three years, this series makes a comeback. It was always a shining star among Jules Jordan features, so I’m looking forward to it. Mike John is the director and he has been responsible for some scorching hot scenes over the years. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 4/22/2009:
More strong dick action with hot babes captured by one Mike John and ably assisted by Von Swine. You have several notable performances here, Kristina Rose anchors with another anal delight but the real find for me here was Cali Couture who has big natural hooters and she knows how to play with them as you'll see. Good mix of dick sucking and then vag/anal pounding ending mostly with pops to the mouth and facials too-- a couple creampies for good measure. Well worth it for Mike John fans as well as fans of any girl shot here. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Sperm Receptacles 4
(3.8 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Rayveness, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Steven French, Tone Capone, Mark Zane, Lefty Larue, Johnny Fender, Charley Chase, Mike Hash, Aiden Starr, Wade Hardman, Carolyn Reese, Hooks, Claire Dames, Rebecca Lane, Emma Heart, Charlotte Vale
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 1/20/2009
Previews: Previews
Sperm Receptacles 4 review summaries:
Zorge's
review from 3/5/2009:
This 2 disc set continues the tradition of blowbangs and multiple-load cum-swallowing began several volumes ago. May that tradition never end. This installment leans heavily on girls with massive tits, meaning that titty-fucking is included throughout as a complement to the sucking. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
review from 2/18/2009:
The master of the blowbang film, Mike John, returns with Sperm Receptacles 4. He has a sexy all-star cast in this one so it should be fun. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 1/21/2009:
This is a great series for blowbang fans who love the ending where the girls get lots of cum to swallow! Mike John's found the formula for this type of series and seems to hit a home run each and every time out. You have a new cast here of hotties but the theme is the same, a lust for cock and a need to take in a lot of man chowder which you proudly show off before downing. An easy purchase for fans of the genre. [read the full review]
Boxcover for No Cum Dodging Allowed 10
(4.3 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Erik Everhard, Suave, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mr. Pete, Steven French, Tone Capone, Mark Zane, Lefty Larue, James Deen, Johnny Fender, Charley Chase, Mike Hash, Rucca Page, Chayse Evans, London Keyes
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 12/8/2008
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No Cum Dodging Allowed 10 review summaries:
Moutasem's
review from 10/1/2013:
See a surging sluts slurp up some cock nut in this Jules Jordan epic. Sultry and sinful babes slamming down shots of man milk and it's not allowed to go anywhere else but down their gullet in the 10th entry No Cum Dodging Allowed! [read the full review]
barrettman's
review from 12/30/2008:
2 disks & 5 scenes of sex & sensory overload . Words fail to convey the fuck machine that is Tiffany Mynx . If all the suckage of swallowage of spermatazoa isnt enough, Mark John pulls out his ace card....bouncy breastesses in bikini's ! Buy this disk or go away . [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
review from 12/25/2008:
Mike John has released his latest edition in the cum swallowing masterpiece No Cum Dodging Allowed 10. This is a 2-disk DVD and has a great cast in Tiffany Mynx, Chayse Evans and London Keys, among others. All the girls enjoy a healthy cum milkshake and I'm excited to start watching this one! [read the full review]
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Boxcover for Semen Sippers 7
(4.1 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Erik Everhard, Jada Fire, Steven French, James Deen, Charley Chase, Adrianna Nicole, Dana DeArmond, Riley Evans, Bobbi Starr, Carolyn Reese, Claire Dames, Chayse Evans, Charlotte Vale
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 11/6/2008
Previews: Previews
Semen Sippers 7 review summaries:
picman's
review from 1/25/2009:
Inspired matchups rule here as the teams of Adrianna Nicole/Charlotte Vale and Bobbi Star/Dana DeArmond push this video into elite status. [read the full review]
Darth-Morpheous'
review from 1/20/2009:
Any time you pair up two girls like the beautiful Bobbi Starr and Dana DeArmond in a Mike John Semen Sippers release, its a must have! The volcanic anal action between these two beauties is more than worth the price of the disc. Thankfully this is shot beautifully in 16:9 widescreen. I only wish Jules would start releasing titles like this on Blu-Ray. [read the full review]
astroknight's
review from 11/13/2008:
If you're a fan of cumswapping and hot two on one sex, this release is well worth checking out. Riley Evans and Carolyn Reese are the only girls whose scene drops close to the average level, with the rest of the cast doing a fantastic job. Bobbi Starr's scene with Dana DeArmond and Sean Michaels and Claire Dames' scene with Jada Fire, James Deen and Steven French were probably my favorite here, but this is a hot movie from start to finish. The technical aspects show some very nice care and there's some very nice effort put into a long behind the scenes featurette. Mike John has a great reputation for putting out quality releases, and this one just adds to the list. [read the full review]
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Boxcover for Praise the Load 2
(3.5 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Steve Taylor [I], Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Mike Hash, Adrianna Nicole, Darryl Hanah, Rucca Page, Carolyn Reese, Claire Dames, Cassandra Calogera, Allie Foster
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 9/8/2008
Previews: Previews
Praise the Load 2 review summaries:
Zorge's
review from 12/30/2008:
This Mike John directed set features 7 women over 2 discs. If you find the following combination ideal, then you might very well be interested in checking this one out: big tits, blowbangs, titty-screwing, and massive facials. That's basically the formula here. [read the full review]
gonzoguy's
review from 11/3/2008:
Combined gorgeous, big-titted women with copious face baths, and what's not to love? For fans of blow bangs and busty beauties and semi-monster facials, this delivers an abundance of stroke-worthy material. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 9/6/2008:
A strong outting from director Mike John though in this one he hands the camera over to Tim Von Swine for all but two scenes and Tim the Pigman himself gets a little cock dipping in the scene with Carolyn Reese so all you out there who think it can't be you, it can be as Tim's proof!! Great blowbangs but that's nothing new for a Mike John flick and there's a bit of pussy fucking too along with some healthy nipple licking during the teases for most of the scenes, Adrianna Nicole does the most and she also gets the best facial dousing at the end of her scene but you see all the young girls here plastered in cum before we fade out so fans of faces smothered in cum should definitely check this one out, Cassandra, Allie, Darryl, Claire Dames-- pretty good cast of hotties if you don't mind me saying. [read the full review]
Boxcover for No Cum Dodging Allowed 9
(3.7 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Dave Hardman, Mike John, Steven French, Tone Capone, James Deen, Johnny Fender, Mike Hash, Adrianna Nicole, Velicity Von, Dana DeArmond, Hooks, Allie Foster, Tatiana Kush
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 7/21/2008
Previews: Previews
No Cum Dodging Allowed 9 review summaries:
Zorge's
review from 12/30/2008:
This 2 disc set from Mike John furthers the series with a focus on girls engaging in a couple forms of action and swallowing many loads of cum. This set might not feature "extreme" quantities that some may hope for (no girl gets into double-digit loads swallowed territory) so no records will be broken. Still there's about 35 loads or so shared amongst 5 women, not a bad tally. [read the full review]
Jeepers'
review from 12/22/2008:
NCDA9 follows the pattern already established by Mike John: first the girl strips, then she gets taken by one or two men with plenty of variety, then she blows about five men and swallows their loads. Sometimes it is not strip-fuck-swallow but strip-swallow-fuck, as happens with Tatiana in this film. Like a 'lego' set, you can fit the pieces together however you want. It always works. Here we get five good looking girls ranging from the cool and poised Velicity Von to the girl-next-door Allie Foster. They all do a good job and some of them employ their ample bosoms to good effect to wit, the tit-fucking of Allie and Velicity. Others take d.p.'s. But swallowing fans be assured, all the ejaculate produced in this film ends up down the willing throat of the girls. Mike John has got a good formula: some sexual gymnastics plus a large consumption of sperm. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 7/19/2008:
Another stellar effort here from Mike John, the man knows gonzo like no one else. Pretty girls are everywhere in this one. Good solid blowbangs, POV too when Mike gets some with Allie and some excellent anal work, dps with every girl save for Allie-- I think her time is coming soon!! An easy purchase for fans of Mike's work, fans of blowbangs and especially for fans of girls who swallow, often multiple loads at once before downing the jizz so yeah excellent gonzo here, well worth your porno dollar. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Praise the Load
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Steve Taylor [I], Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Cindy Crawford, Gianna Michaels, Tone Capone, Mark Zane, Lefty Larue, Johnny Fender, Mike Hash, Velicity Von, Aiden Starr, Wade Hardman, Hooks, Hannah West, Rachel Milan, Emma Heart, Tatiana Kush
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 3/24/2008
Previews: Previews
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bono-ONE's
review from 3/27/2008:
This one's all to easy to recommend, blowbang fans will definitely want to check this one out. You've got some hotties in this one from Gianna to Cindy Crawford to Tatiana Kush to Velicity Von-- yep she's back!! Lots of strong cock sucking with balls and asses also licked ending in the same fashion-- ball battered faces grinning back at us! An easy pick up. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Sperm Receptacles 3
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Kyle Stone, Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Tone Capone, Mark Zane, Lefty Larue, Johnny Fender, Mike Hash, Lee Bang, Adrianna Nicole, Dana DeArmond, Britney Stevens, Wade Hardman, Bobbi Starr, Hooks, Allie Foster, Allaura Sweet
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 2/6/2008
Previews: Previews
Sperm Receptacles 3 review summaries:
astroknight's
review from 2/6/2008:
This is a nicely done blowbang DVD. With the exception of Britney Stevens every girl here does a very nice job and puts in plenty of effort sucking cock as well as taking a great string of facials to swallow down. The technical aspects are nicely done and the extras show a lot of care including a behind the scenes featurette lasting nearly an hour and a bonus Mike John POV scene with Simone. If you enjoy blowbangs, make sure you check this release out. [read the full review]
Boxcover for No Cum Dodging Allowed 8
(4.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Brian Surewood, Mr. Marcus, Dick Nasty, Erik Everhard, Mike John, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mr. Pete, Manuel Ferrara, Sascha, Gianna Michaels, Mario Rossi, Tone Capone, Mark Zane, Lefty Larue, Rebeca Linares, Mike Hash, Lee Bang, Lela Star, Bobbi Starr, Hooks, Laila Mason
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 11/27/2007
Previews: Previews
No Cum Dodging Allowed 8 review summaries:
LSBReviews'
review from 2/2/2008:
Hot girls sucking and fucking multiple guys and swallowing multiple loads of semen [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 11/16/2007:
Mike John putting out another quality smut flick, no shocker there fans and this just adds to his long list of great titles with the likes of Lela Star, Rebeca Linares, Bobbi Starr, and Gianna leading the way. Mike mixes in one newcummer in Laila Mason and she does well in some 1-1 POV time with Mr. John before he lets the meat puppets loose on her, she does good so this one's an easy purchase as we head into the holiday porn shopping season. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Semen Sippers 6
(4.1 stars avg from 5 reviews)
Starring: Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Mr. Pete, Mia Bangg, Keeani Lei, Rebeca Linares, Amy Ried, Lorelei Lee, Lela Star, Annette Schwarz, Lindsey Meadows, Paulina James
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 5/22/2007
Previews: Previews
Semen Sippers 6 review summaries:
RegularJoe's
review from 10/22/2024:
2007 Release from the classic series. [read the full review]
MythMaker's
review from 8/15/2007:
Semen Sippers #6 is an excellent video featuring top flight female talent, lots of great chemistry, and some knob stiffening cum play. [read the full review]
LSBReviews'
review from 8/12/2007:
Semen Sippers #6 is a two disc set featuring five sex scenes and a few special features. The film opens with a hot scene between the extremely sexy Amy Ried and Erik Everhard. Amy performs some solo sex that includes a butt plug before hooking up with Erik. Amy deep throats Erik before they fuck and have anal sex in a few positions. Amy sucks cock ATM and is gaped before she swallows Erik's semen. The next four scenes are all g/b/g threeways that all include some girl/girl sex. Mia, Keeani, Annette and Lorelei are also fucked anally with most performing ATM. There's some rough sex in the last scene between Annette, Lorelei and Steve. There's cum swallowing in the film, but not every girl does it. Some only share semen with their female partner. The girls are very pretty and sexy, especially Lindsey, Paulina, Lela, Rebeca and Amy. [read the full review]
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Boxcover for Sperm Receptacles 2
(4.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Nick East, Kyle Stone, Dick Nasty, Naomi, Jon Dough, Tony Eveready, Guy DiSilva, Scott Lyons, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Brad Baldwin, Marie Luv, Tone Capone, Delilah Strong, Lefty Larue, Keeani Lei, Taryn Thomas, Ryan Knox, Mike Hash, Lee Bang, Chelsie Rae, Faceblaster, Annette Schwarz, Mark Furious, Wade Hardman, Prodigy X
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 12/24/2006
Previews: Previews
Sperm Receptacles 2 review summaries:
LSBReviews'
review from 1/12/2007:
Sperm Receptacles #2 Produced 11/06 Jules Jordan Video (www.julesjordanvideo.com) Disc One: 106 minutes Disc Two: 99 minutes Directed by: Mike John Starring Disc One: Delilah Strong, Marie Luv, Chelsea Rae and Naomi. Starring Disc Two: Taryn Thomas, Keeani Lei and Annette Schwarz. The Dudes: Tone Capone, Lefty Larue, Tony Eveready, Lee Bang, Wade Harman, Hooks, Suave, Dick Nasty, Kyle Stone, Nick East, Guy DeSilva, Mike Hash, Alias, Brad Baldwin, Face Blaster, Prodigy X, Mike Furious, Scott Lyons, Arnold Schwarzenpecker and Special Appearance by Jon Dough. Check out my reviews at www.lsbreviews.com Sperm Receptacles #2 is a two disc set directed by Mike John that very simply features seven girls sucking on multiple cocks and swallowing multiple loads of cum. Disc One contains the scenes of Delilah, Marie, Chelsea and Naomi. Disc two contains the scenes of Taryn, Keeani, Annette and all of the films special features. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 12/30/2006:
Welcome fans to the latest cumstravaganza from the perverted mind of Mr. Mike John!! His move over to Jules Jordan Video has been so smooth and the quality smut has just kept flowing from him. This time out he's brought out some heavy hitters for this oral dominated series-- Annette Schwarz, Taryn Thomas, Naomi, Marie Luv, Keeani Lei, Delilah Strong and Chelsie Rae make up this strong cast of girls and they all will get as much jizz to swallow as they can take and from the back cover it appears to be just enough, lol. This dvd also features Taryn Thomas doing some interracial action for the first time so there's a little bit of added attraction there so let's get to it. Delilah Strong: Our first shot has Delilah already on her knees in perfect cock sucking position and she chats a bit before she's joined by the late John Dough and ok that's a bit creepy to start with but Delilah does a great job taking his cock in giving great eye contact as she does some deep throating as well. [read the full review]
Boxcover for No Cum Dodging Allowed 7
(4.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Nick East, Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, Dick Nasty, Erik Everhard, Tony Eveready, Guy DiSilva, Steve Holmes, Suave, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mr. Pete, Steven French, Brad Baldwin, Tone Capone, Mia Bangg, Keanni Lei, Tiffani Digivanni, Lee Bang, Tee Reel, Chelsie Rae, Kaci Starr, Faceblaster, Annette Schwarz, Mark Furious, Wade Hardman, Hooks, Prodigy X
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 11/30/2006
Previews: Previews
No Cum Dodging Allowed 7 review summaries:
LSBReviews'
review from 2/9/2007:
No Cum Dodging Allowed #7 Produced 10/06 Jules Jordan Video Disc One: 144 minutes Disc Two: 146 minutes Directed by: Mike John Starring Disc One: Keeani Lei, Chelsea Rae, Tiffany, Starring Disc Two: Kaci Starr, Mia Bangg, Annette Schwarz, The Dudes: Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Brian Surewood, Steven French, Mr. Pete, Tee Reel, Tone Capone, Lefty Larue, Tony Everready (Tony Eveready), Lee Bang, Wade Hardman, Hooks, Suave, Dick Nasty, Kyle Stone, Nick East, Guy DaSilva (Guy DeSilva), Mike Hash, Alias, Brad Baldwin, Face Blaster (Faceblaster), Prodigy X, Mark Furious and Arnold Schwarzenpecker. Check out my reviews at www.lsbreviews.com No Cum Dodging Allowed #7 is a two disc set from Jules Jordan Video and is directed by Mike John. Disc One contains the sex scenes of Keeani, Chelsea and Tiffany. Disc two has on it the scenes of Kaci, Mia, Annette, plus all the special features. All six girls take on multiple male partners and swallow multiple loads of semen. Some dudes only receive blowjobs, but every girl is fucked in the ass and double penetrated. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 12/4/2006:
Here we arrive to the latest chapter in one of porn's best series, No Cum Dodging Allowed. It it's storied history this series has seen some of porn's hottest girls shooting in it and with Mike behind the camera the shots you'd want for such a scene are covered and then some. This installment adds some more great names to the list from Annette Schwarz to Mia Bangg to Chelsie Rae to Keeani Lei. The girls swallow so much jizz that Mike had to spread the action over two discs so let's hit the highlights. Keeani Lei: Getting us started in this sexy little Asian doll and Mike starts out chatting with Steve Holmes and Brian Surewood before heading inside where we see a few more meatpuppets standing around and finally Mike finds his girl in one of the back bedrooms and she's already going at it. There's a good two man dick suck off leading to Keeani taking their loads in. She downs that with no problems and we follow that up with some good solo tease by Keeani as her ass is shown off. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Teenage Spermaholics 2 (Jules Jordan Video)
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Brian Surewood, John Strong, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Mike John, Michael Stefano, Missy Monroe, Melissa Lauren, Teagan Presley, Tiana Lynn, Chiquita Lopez, Tyla Wynn, Destiny Deville, Tee Reel
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 10/11/2006
Previews: Previews
Teenage Spermaholics 2 (Jules Jordan Video) review summaries:
Aaryanna's
review from 12/23/2010:
I always think of the first decade of the 21st century as the golden age of porn. It was when DVDs took over when higher quality hand-held video cameras came on-line and when swallowing a mans cum was lovingly portrayed in wide release. One of the early pioneers was Mike John who turned cum drinking into an art form. To me, the mid-00s was when semen swallowing reached its peak. This second episode in the Teenage Spermaholics series features several of my favorite actresses Missy Monroe, Tianna Lynn, Teagan Presley and Melissa Lauren at the height of their beauty doing what comes naturally, and thats drinking cum. What made each girls fucking so satisfying to watch was knowing that each babe would always conclude -- with a delicious cum swallowing finish. Teenage Spermaholics 2 is a title that I would urge everyone to have in their own video collection. Enjoy. [read the full review]
Boxcover for No Cum Dodging Allowed (Jules Jordan Video)
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Brian Surewood, Jon Dough, Megan [I] (ambiguous), Mercedes, Erik Everhard, Pamela, Amina, Patricia Petite, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 9/5/2006
No Cum Dodging Allowed (Jules Jordan Video) review summaries:
RegularJoe's
review from 8/13/2022:
Gangbang style Porn with cum swallowing being the focus. Not for the weak or easily nauseated! [read the full review]
Boxcover for Semen Sippers 5
(4.3 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Erik Everhard, Rayveness, Tiffany, Steve Holmes, Kat, Jenna Haze, Gianna Michaels, Annie Cruz, Jasmine Byrne, Sierra Sinn, Lorena Sanchez, Lela Star
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 8/28/2006
Previews: Previews
Semen Sippers 5 review summaries:
LSBReviews'
review from 9/8/2006:
Semen Sippers #5 Produced 07/06 Jules Jordan Video (www.julesjordanvideo.com) 180 minutes Directed by: Mike John Starring: Jenna Haze, Lela Star, Jasmine Byrne, Kat, Gianna, Rayveness, Annie Cruz, Sierra Sinn, Lorena Sanchez, Tiffany, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes and Sean Michaels. Check out my reviews at www.lsbreviews.com Semen Sippers #5 is a three hour film that contains five sex scenes. All five scenes are g/b/g threeways that end with some cum sharing/swapping and swallowing (though there's no obvious swallowing in the last scene with Jenna and Lela, but they probably did swallow some cum). There are two interracial scenes with Sean Michaels. Sean has sex with Rayveness and Gianna in one scene, and with Sierra and Annie is another scene. Jasmine, Kat, Tiffany, Annie, Sierra and Jenna all have anal sex. Tiffany is the only girl fucked anally who doesn't perform "ass to mouth" oral sex, yet her partner Lorena does. There's some girl/girl sex in all of the scenes and toys are used in a few scenes. Annie squirts from her pussy a couple of times in her scene. [read the full review]
morbidthoughts'
review from 8/29/2006:
Another fine addition to the Semen Sippers series, Sippers feature a similar theme to Mike John's No Cum Dodging Allowed series in that the girls swallow except that there's not as much gas at the pump. That is the girls outnumber the guys in the scenes and in this movie it's consistently b/g/g. Jasmine Byrne (a), Kat (a), and Erik Everhard Lorena Sanchez, Tiffany (a), and Erik Gianna, Rayveness, and Sean Michaels Annie Cruz (a, squirt), Sierra Sinn (a), and Sean Jenna Haze (a), Lela Star, and Steve Holmes I like how Mike pairs the girls up in each scene. Jasmine and Kat are both hispanic and easily take things in the pooper. Lorena Sanchez and Tiffany have very similar body types (great ass, great tits, great hair) but different skin colours and different faces. I was really pleased with the pairing of Rayveness and Gianna Michaels since I've always felt that Gianna was Rayveness reloaded with those kahunas and smile. Mike recycle a funny but predictable breast exam scenario to introduce their scene. [read the full review]
astroknight's
review from 8/28/2006:
The Little Details Running Time: 180 min. Production Date: 7 / 18 / 2006 Director: Mike John Cast: Annie Cruz, Gianna, Jasmine Byrne, Jenna Haze, Kat, Lela Star, Lorena Sanchez, Rayveness, Sierra Sin, Tiffany, Eric Everhard, Sean Michaels, and Steve Holmes The Short Story Initial Expectations: I've been getting into Mike John's movies pretty good lately. With this cast, I can't help but look forward to this one! Initial Reaction: It should come with its own box of tissues. Who Should Watch It : Fans of passionate group sex and cumswapping Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants the POV side of Mike John The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: As usual with the DVDs from Jules Jordan Video, the technical aspects are excellent. The audio is clear and well balanced for the most part, but there are a couple extremely minor background noises and a couple places where the balance falters. The video is presented in the full frame aspect ratio, and also very nicely done. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Teenage Spermaholics 5
(4.4 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, Sean Michaels, John Strong, Jerry, Dick Nasty, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Scott Lyons, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Tone Capone, Lefty Larue, James Deen, Lexi Love, Mike Hash, Lee Bang, Roxxxy Rush, Riley Mason, Chelsie Rae, Mysti May, Lela Star, Ariel Alexus, Aaron Hampton
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 7/18/2006
Previews: Previews
Teenage Spermaholics 5 review summaries:
LSBReviews'
review from 7/25/2006:
Teenage Spermaholics #5 Produced 06/06 Jules Jordan Video (www.julesjordanvideo.com) Disc One: 116 minutes Disc Two: 123 minutes Directed by Mike John Starring: Lexi Love, Roxxxy Rush, Mysti May, Chelsea Rae, Lela Star, Ariel Alexus, Riley Mason (DVD bonus scene), Brian Surewood, Erik Everhard, Jon Dough, Jerry, James Deen, John Strong, Dave Hardman, Sean Michaels, Kyle Stone, Lee Bang, Lefty LaRue, Tone Capone, Aaron Hampton, Dick Nasty, Scott Lyons, Mike Hash, Suave, Arnold Schwarzenpecker and Mike John (DVD bonus scene). Check out my reviews at www.lsbreviews.com Teenage Spermaholics #5 is a two disc set directed by Mike John (this is his second release since joining Jules Jordan's new company). There are six sex scenes, plus a bonus scene and over four hours of footage. All the girls in the film, except Riley Mason in the bonus scene, have sex with multiple partners and swallow multiple loads of sperm (Chelsea and Roxxxy also have cum deposited inside of them). While every girl gets fucked, some of the guys only receive blowjobs (during the blow bangs). [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 7/22/2006:
Well friends with this review I get to revisit an old friends work as Mike John's been away for a time after leaving RLD and he found a great home with the new studio Jules Jordan started shortly after Vegas this year. Mike's well know for his great POV work and there is no one better at capturing hot young girls swallowing multiple loads of spunk than Mr. John. This is my first look at his new stuff but watching it I saw all the trademark signs that have made Mike such an accomplished shooter these past few years. The pace of the scenes never seems forced and the girls do fine jobs of sucking cock and taking the pipe in all their holes-- now all the girls don't do anal or get dp'd but that's not real important to me so long as the swallowing is substantial and that the girls seem genuinely into what they're doing and on both accounts I'd say Mike's done a great job here. You have a pretty good cast here with no huge names but the one I'd draw your attention to as one to watch the rest of this year is Lela Star. [read the full review]
morbidthoughts'
review from 7/17/2006:
There had been some controversy when Mike John left his former company. The controversy was that even though Mike was free and able to take his titles over to Jules Jordan Video, his former company thought about releasing shortened titles that were similar to Mike's trademarks. Titles such as Teen Spermaholic and and No Cum Dodging. There's two ways to combat this. One involves lawyers. The other is to make your movies great to the point where despite all the imitations, people know when they're not watching a Mike John movie. This movie is a classic. What surprised me is where I don't recall Mike releasing 2 dvd sets before Racial Tension, he does so again with Spermaholics 5. How does he fill that extra dvd? With enough cocks to make the girls jaws stop working... [read the full review]
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Boxcover for Sperm Receptacles (Red Light District)
(3.3 stars avg from 5 reviews)
Starring: Dick Nasty, Mike John, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Gianna Michaels, Erin Moore, Victoria Sweet, Lexi Love, Vivian West, Ryan Knox, Claire Robbins, Mysti May, Faceblaster
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 12/14/2005
Sperm Receptacles (Red Light District) review summaries:
Nutty Buddy's
review from 3/29/2006:
Sperm Receptacles STUDIO: Redlight District DIRECTOR:Mike John CAST:Misty May, Lexi Luv (Lexi Love), Claire Robbins, Victoria Sweet, Vivian West, Gianna & Erin Moore Q U I C K I E REVIEW: Charming title. This definitely has the girls. Erin Moore, Claire Robbins and Gianna are true head-monsters. I feel Claire does her best work with Mike John behind the camera. This isn't exactly her best but it's still intriguing to see such a wholesome looking girl do such nasty things. Misty May, Lexi Love & Vivian West show the same sort of greed to please, individual blowjob techniques notwithstanding. The Victoria Sweet scene could've been better had the male talent not talked so much. Each girl blows a minimum of six guys. Victoria blows a dozen and I think Erin Moore blows even more than that. There's definitely tons of baby batter to go around but I agree with my man morbidthoughts, this didn't seem like a complete movie. [read the full review]
dandaman's
review from 3/14/2006:
Sperm Receptacles Studio: Red Light District Category: Gonzo , All Sex Director: Mike John Starring: Gianna, Erin Moore, Victoria Sweet, Vivian West, Claire Robbins, Misty May, Lexi Luv Quickest of the quick review. Welcome to a new POVPERVERT effort from Mike John, being this, if not wrong the last, or one of the last one shot for RDL, the feature itself is full of gorgeous girls, tons of gagging, two rounds a piece for the girls, from whom, we can say, that at the end, they suck big time..... Let's see how the scenes, break down: Scene 1- Misty may My oh, my, this girl just looks like my newest girlfriend, except for the eyes, and the lips, the eyebrows, and the chin, and the nose, hair and that she is taller, and younger, another thing they aren't alike is the color of her skin, and the butt, and the boobies, but everything else they are like twins......LOL, sweet misty takes on tons of loads, that will satisfy oral fans, I'll try in the meantime to find something with her doing intercourse. She is funny at the end when she eat the last pop, and almost puke, or should [read the full review]
Gabriel Nine's
review from 3/9/2006:
Sperm Receptacles Last one from Mike John at RLD? Looks like it. Tim Von Swine even chips in with a contribution to the ever-so-subtly titled Sperm Receptacles. Seven starlets send yer man off in style, taking on varying numbers of guys in a series of blowjob bangs that highlight assorted strengths and weaknesses in Mikes characteristic approach to the mucky movie. The movie is supposedly something of a trial run for girls who fancy themselves capable of swallowing lots of cum one can only ask why, and indeed if, they really would choose to do so. The reality is a very occasionally compelling movie based around yet another highly contrived, self-referential premise for porn. Ours is not to reason why, just to watch and tug like fury - count your blessings as sweet Claire Robbins sucks off man after man till her mouth overflows with semen, all for your onanistic pleasure. [read the full review]
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Boxcover for No Cum Dodging Allowed 6 (Red Light District)
(4.4 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Brandon Iron, Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, John Strong, Dick Nasty, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Michael Stefano, Sascha, Juan Cuba, Brad Baldwin, Bianca Pureheart, Carlton Banks, Mark Zane, Kelly Wells, Joe Rock, Johnny Fender, Taryn Thomas, Simone West, Ryan Knox, Claire Robbins, Faceblaster
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 10/2/2005
No Cum Dodging Allowed 6 (Red Light District) review summaries:
morbidthoughts'
review from 12/5/2005:
Something's not right. I've watched all 6 NCDA movies and the feeling I got from this one is that the scenes are interchangeable. Sure they're all really good if you watch this movie in a vacuum having not seen the series before. The decision to get this movie if you are familiar with the NCDA series depends on whether you dig the girls. Mike sticks to the formula pretty much here as he loads the girls up with cock. All the girls take it in the butt. All the girls pull the dp. The girls swallow every load sometimes using a recepticle to do so. You have the anomaly where the black guys from the blowbang disappear when the full sex scene starts. About the only difference is that Kelly Wells does double anal and boy does that ass gape. I think I'm spoiled with the ways the scenes are set up. Usually the girl (like Taryn's scene) would get interviewed with a little tease. Then we have a cutaway to the girls surrounded by the cocks. [read the full review]
HeyNow's
review from 12/5/2005:
This is an excellent title. And clocks in at a whopping 3 hours! I was nearing the end of my viewing night, and could only make it thru a couple of scenes. That is saying a lot! It has the same love for multiple facial cum glazings and multiple guys on one girl that titles from sister company Platinum X have but the overall visual quality and overall look is so much better here. There are all kinds of fuckings and poundings here, most of it directly into the anus. And finally, cum is layered onto these girls faces. There are also a couple of scenes in which the guys cum directly into a large glass and the girls drink it up I dont care for this but Im sure many do like it. I didnt even make an effort to count but the box says that Bianca Pureheart gulps down 22 massive loads and Kelly Wells gags on a staggering 24 dirty shots of cum. These are all served up Fear Factor style straight from a glass. [read the full review]
LSBReviews'
review from 11/13/2005:
No Cum Dodging Allowed #6 Produced 08/05 Red Light District (www.clubredlight.com) 181 minutes Directed by: Mike John Starring: Claire Robbins, Kelly Wells, Simone West, Taryn Thomas, Bianca Pureheart, Brian Surewood, Erik Everhard, John Strong, Jon Dough, Michael Stefano and a few other dudes. Check out my reviews at www.lsbreviews.com Gonzo No Condoms No Cum Dodging Allowed #6 contains three hours of hot sex. There are five scenes that run for at least half an hour (most are a little longer). All five girls blow multiple guys before swallowing all of their cum. But that's not all. Each girl is then double penetrated by a few more guys (Kelly's ass is double penetrated), They each suck cock deep, "ass to mouth" and the cum from every guy is swallowed. Kelly and Bianca each swallows 20+ loads of man seed. Taryn and Claire gulp down 10+ loads. And Simone swallows around 10 loads (or just under). The four interracial scenes feature Kelly, Bianca and Claire (Claire blows only one black guy) blowing some black guys while Simone blows and fucks only white guys. [read the full review]
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Boxcover for Teenage Spermaholics 4 (Red Light District)
(4.0 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Brandon Iron, Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood, John Strong, Dick Nasty, Jon Dough, Jamie Lee, Erik Everhard, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Manuel Ferrara, Juan Cuba, Brad Baldwin, Bianca Pureheart, Tone Capone, Karina Kay, Jamie Elle, Simone West, Claire Robbins, Faceblaster
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 8/2/2005
Teenage Spermaholics 4 (Red Light District) review summaries:
bono-ONE's
review from 10/17/2005:
Welcome fans to a dvd that's about as sure a thing as there is in porn when it comes to quality gonzo. Mike John can find some hotties and when his camera gets trained on them hot, nasty, and fun things usually happen. I see a couple reviews have covered the storyline which is a bit new to a Mike John release but this doesn't in any way get in the way of the hot sex he's know for shooting. There are five scenes in this one and I'll cover the ones I really got off on but this could easily change for you depending on the girl. Jamie Elle: After you get past the silly set up we get this sexy young girl wearing a hot cheerleader outfit but you know things will pick up once it's shed. The boys aren't shy about helping her out of it and soon a naked Jamie is doing us all a favor by sucking on their cocks. Good overhead shot used by Mike with minimal shadows and Jamie does good taking their spunk in her mouth. [read the full review]
morbidthoughts'
review from 10/8/2005:
Last Teenage Spermaholic, Mike John incorporated a plot structure to his scenes. In this edition, he incorporates vignettes introduced by the guys in front of the Red Light District brick wall. The image of Tim Von Swine drinking a beer in front of the wall recalls King of the Hill. He explains that many of the stories they put in their scenes are things that actually happened to someone or satirising things that have happened to them. For a play by play, check out Nutty Butty's review: Poor Tim Von Swine can't catch a break. When his fiance wants to make a lingerie video as a wedding gift, she calls up the services of Mike John. Even Mike pauses over the phone when she tells him her address, "Why does this sound so familiar?" He comes over with multitude of guys as his "assistants" and we all know what's going to happen after he suggests Simone would look better with loads of cum in her mouth. Tim's gonna get a video surprise of his wife getting wrecked in all holes. Tim's having the guys over for the game but his TV's broke. [read the full review]
Nutty Buddy's
review from 9/14/2005:
Teenage Spermaholics #4 STUDIO: Redlight District DIRECTOR:Mike John CAST:Jamie Elle, Bianca Pureheart, Simone West, Karina Kay, Claire Robbins, John Strong, Erik Everhard, Dave Hardman, Jon Dough, Brian Surewood, Manuel Ferrara REVIEW: Scene 1: What's going on: Overall Chemistry: Comments: Simone West a2m, anal, dp, creampie (anal), swallows First up is the sole black chick in the flick. Simone West is a 19 year old delight. It all begins with a little skit and some phone tag that ultimately leads to a bunch of horny white dudes at her doorstep. She models a lacy red number but all of that quickly comes off and Simone gets to business. Simone plays the fuck doll role very well, has a really sweet smile and her attitude is just as sweet. First this sweetheart blows around 6-8 guys, swallows everything, and then gets left with Brian Surewood and John Strong. They work Simone over. The double penetration is great in this scene. Great start. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Semen Sippers 4 (Red Light District)
(4.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: John Strong, Jon Dough, Michael Stefano, Pink, Penny Flame, Sativa Rose, Marie Luv, Erin Moore, Kelly Wells, Courtney Cummz, Alicia Alighatti, Karina Kay, Brooklyn Night, Simone West
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 7/10/2005
Semen Sippers 4 (Red Light District) review summaries:
morbidthoughts'
review from 9/7/2005:
Another great movie from Mike John, it focuses on swallowing but since there is more than one girl in every scene we also get to see cum swapping. the most striking scene is the first one with statuesque blonde Kelly Wells and statuesque brunette Alicia Alighatti. The contrast between their hair colour was striking as the men just plow their buttholes. Kelly Wells was the star of the show as she not only pulls off a dp but also a dap while Alicia was happy to the a2ogm honours. Penny Flame and Karina Kay are two brunettes that don't give up the butt but their beauty makes up for it. John Strong is the lucky guy in gettin gthe both of them to himself. I don't think it's a good angle for the viewer to have to watch a guy sit in a chair with armrests and have a girl ride him cowgirl because you mostly only get to see her butt and the penetration. Courtney Cummz, a favourite of mine, and Brooklyn Nights both do the dp unlike the first scene. Brooklyn looks better here than I thought she did in Teens Cumming of Age. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 9/1/2005:
Welcome smut fans to another romantic offering from the mind of the POV master himself, Mike John. Now you won't necessarily get much POV here if at all but Mike's also very good at capturing regular hardcore gonzo sex and if you are a fan of his work then you'll be picking this one up anyway but for those who are new, well I recommend you pull up a chair and sit a spell because you're cock will be bone dry by the time you finish watching one of his dvds! Alicia & Kelly: Alright we lead off following a nice ass encased within some red lingerie and soon this blond lass bends over to start kissing her costar. We see some nice tongue twirling between Miss Wells and her friend Alicia. Moving inside the girls continue the hot kissing and also some fondling to the other's body is shot. Alicia then does some muff diving which looked real hot with Kelly's legs pulled back. Kelly then returns the oral favor and it really appears both girls are into the other so a hot scene is well underway and we haven't seen a cock yet. [read the full review]
Boxcover for No Cum Dodging Allowed 5 (Red Light District)
(4.5 stars avg from 5 reviews)
Starring: Brian Surewood, John Strong, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Mike John, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Manuel Ferrara, Juan Cuba, Lauren Phoenix, Jake Malone, Brad Baldwin, Carlton Banks, Marie Luv, Tone Capone, Mark Zane, Marcos Leon, Lefty Larue, Lain Oi, Jasmine Byrne, Joe Rock, Karina Kay, Lee Bang, Dre, Glue Gunn
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 5/1/2005
No Cum Dodging Allowed 5 (Red Light District) review summaries:
LSBReviews'
review from 7/13/2005:
No Cum Dodging Allowed #5 Produced 03/05 Red Light District (www.redlightdistrictvideo.com) 181 minutes Directed by: Mike John Starring: Karina Kay, Jasmine Byrne, Lauren Phoenix, Lain Oi, Marie Luv, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Jon Dough, John Strong, Manuel Ferrara, Brian Surewood, Lefty LaRue, Alias, Brad Baldwin, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Glue Gunn, Lee Bangs, Juan Cuba, Joe Rock, Dre, Marcos Leon, Tone Capone and Jake Malone. *Not sure if Alias is a guys name or if Lefty LaRue is an alias for Brad Baldwin. Check out my reviews at www.lsbreviews.com Gonzo No Condoms Three hours of hot girls swallowing load after load of cum. Maybe not as many as in a Brandon Iron's - A Good Source Of Iron film, but there's plenty of jizz guzzling here. All five girls are sexy and not only swallow, but fuck too. Jasmine, Marie and Lauren all get double penetrated and suck cock "ass to mouth". Karina only gets her asshole fingered. Karina uses a glass to drink cum from and uses a spoon and her finger to scoop up and eat any left over cum in the glass. [read the full review]
Boouky's
review from 6/28/2005:
I'll admit it, I'm getting addicted to RLD titles. They're cheap to buy, good quality, and very hardcore. This title is no exception, and I'm starting to see why Mike John is liked so much by porn fans. Okay, here's my concise review: Video: As good as DVD gets nowadays. For some reason, girls that have looked bad in previous movies that I've viewed looked great here (hellloo Lauren Phoenix!), so Mike John obviously has his lighting down pat. You get to see all the action, and your almost never left out of the loop by bad editing, or a lazy cameraman. Audio: All the groans and grunts are present and accounted for, and it's clear enough that you'll feel like your in the room, peeping away. No music, just like in any RLD movie I've ever purchased, and it obviously should stay that way. Bottom line, it sounds real enough. Sex: 5 girls, all pretty, all eager. They all seem at ease with the camera, and it makes for a more pleasant experience. The humour is also a nice touch, but we're here for the sex, and it gets it's fair share. [read the full review]
RLD Fiend's
review from 6/14/2005:
No Cum Dodging Allowed 5 Studio: Red Light District Director: Mike John Year: 2005 Feature Time: 3:01:07 Extras: Behind the Scenes (0:26:59) Starring: Karina Kay (Cover Girl) Lauren Phoenix Marie Luv Lain Oi Jasmine Byrne Themes: Swallowing, Gang Bang I have eagerly anticipated this, the new volume of Mike John's much-respected "No Cum Dodging Allowed" series for Red Light District. I really liked volumes 1 and 2 of the series featuring the lovely Mercedes and Brianna Blaze, respectively. Mike John really does a nice job with his videos, which usually are orally-focused and concentrate on massive cum-swallowing. I'm expecting endless blow bangs and swallowing with a seriously hot cast of filthy young porno starlets. Mike John's one of the best of the business in this genre and I'm sure he will not disappoint. Scene 1: Jasmine Byrne and I think twelve guys Jasmine's a cute Latina with shorter shoulder-length hair who is in Mike's office for some reason. Eventually two (black) guys enter and Jasmine's expertly sucking them off. [read the full review]
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Boxcover for Teenage Spermaholics 3 (Red Light District)
(4.3 stars avg from 5 reviews)
Starring: Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood, John Strong, Jon Dough, Steve Holmes, Mike John, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Kat, Manuel Ferrara, Juan Cuba, Jake Malone, Christie Lee, Sativa Rose, Carlton Banks, Tone Capone, Mark Zane, Keri Sable, Lefty Larue, Jasmine Byrne, Glue Gun, Tim Von Swine, Ryan Knox, Glue Gunn
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 1/28/2005
Teenage Spermaholics 3 (Red Light District) review summaries:
CrashOverride's
review from 8/6/2007:
Barely Legal Starlets showing how much they love sperm. [read the full review]
astroknight's
review from 3/4/2006:
The Little Details Running Time: 139 min. Production Date: 12 / 27 / 2004 Director: Mike John Cast: Christie Lee, Jasmine Byrne, Kat, Keri Sable, Sativa Rose, Alias, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Brian Surewood, Carlton Banks, Dave Hardman, Glue Gunn, Jake Malone, John Strong, Jon Dough, Juan Cuba, Lefty Larue, Manuel Ferrara, Steve Holmes, and Tone Capone with Tim von Swine in a non-sex role The Short Story Initial Expectations: This is my first Mike John movie. After all Ive heard abotu him Im not sure how I couldnt go in with high expectations. Initial Reaction: I can see why Mike John has as many fans as he does Who Should Watch It : Fans of barely legal girls, cumshots, and anal sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting all facials The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very well done. The audio is clear and well balanced, but there are a couple very minor background noises. The video is much the same way. [read the full review]
picman's
review from 3/10/2005:
Prologue I have to be honest about this. Although there are some very cute teens in this video, there's one that made this a must see for me. Christy Lee. While Keri Sable is arguably the hottest teen in the porn world today, and quite deservedly, I have developed a fixation of sorts for Christy. Pairing her up with Steve Holmes under the auspices of a mega pervert like Mike John is just too good to pass on. This video actually has a little story behind it to unify the scenes somewhat. In the end, it's the performances that count and that's what we'll inspect. I'm sure that Mike will put all these teeny sluts through their paces. Von Swine owes some money to John Strong, a Russian gangster. He and his cronies come to collect, but Swine comes up short. The gang decides to take out the interest by fucking Kat, his daughter. She just happens to be up in her room masturbating, sticking a butt plug up her ass. Strong, Brian Surewood and Jon Dough go up to her room and carry her downstairs to her tied up father so he can view her defiling. [read the full review]
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Boxcover for Gang Bang 4 (Red Light District)
(4.7 stars avg from 5 reviews)
Starring: Tony Tedeschi, John Strong, Steve Taylor [I], Julian St. Jox, Erik Everhard, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Sascha, Steven French, Dick Delaware, Talon, Brad Baldwin, Melissa Lauren, Tone Capone, Mark Zane, Buster Good, Joe Rock, Tee Reel, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Mike John, Vince Vouyer
Release date: 1/17/2005
Gang Bang 4 (Red Light District) review summaries:
smg4ever's
review from 12/10/2006:
Gang Bang 4 is a solid entry into the pantheon of gang bang titles mainly because of the two ladies chosen to display their talents in this title. Melissa Lauren and Katja Kassin are the ladies in question, two of the hottest and most talented girl in porn today, who each run the gauntlet of taking on 12 guys each. Gang bang titles can be a little mechanical by nature with the number of guys involved, which is why its best to have good female talent involved. Katja Kassins scene starts with an amusing set-up whereby shes a German tourist come to visit the famous Max Hardcore porn pad. Max is prepping his mope squad, Full Metal Jacket style, on how to really take care of a girl in a gang bang situation when along comes Katja to provide them with some practice. Katja immediately goes to work sucking as many cocks as she can. Needless to say Katja is put through the wringer with plenty of cock sucking, anal, ass-to-mouth and double penetrations. Katja also gets double analised by the guys round-robin style; she really excels at this with her amazing round butt. [read the full review]
bluey37's
review from 8/1/2006:
Title: Gang Bang 4 Studio: Red Light District Cast: Katja Kassin, Melissa Lauren, many guys Director: Mike John, Vince Voyeur Condoms: None Running Time: 2 hours 19 minutes Scene 1 (Katja Kassin, many guys [10+]) Sex Acts: Oral, Gagging, Anal, A2M, Double Penetration, Double Anal, Double Pussy Max Hardcore is talking to a lot of guys. He is angry about what happened during the last gangbang. In his opinion after a gangbang the woman should not be able to walk off the set. Also the guys should not use any lube. At the next moment Katja Kassin is standing outside the house. She knockes on the door And Max opens the door. Katja says she is from Germany and wants to see his house. Max says its her lucky day because they have their annual labor day party today. He will give her the special tour. He closes the door and tells the guys in the room that there is a tourist from Germany. The guys must spread out and fuck her. Then Katja may enter the house. In the hall there is a black guy. She starts to suck his dick. Lots of gagging. [read the full review]
RLD Fiend's
review from 4/1/2005:
Gang Bang 4 Studio: Red Light District Director: Mike John & Vince Vouyer Year: 2004 Feature Time: 2:19:12 Extras: Behind the Scenes / Bonus Footage (0:17:34) Starring: Melissa Lauren Katja Kassin Themes: Gang Bang This is the recent addition to Red Light District's fine "Gang Bang" line. I really enjoyed "Gang Bang 2" featuring the blonde vixens Ashley Long and Julianna Kinkaid. That one had a lot of balls-to-the-wall rough sport fucking, with both girls acting absolutely insatiable for cock once the action got going. I am expecting even more from the fourth movie in this line, due to the great performances in the past of Katja Kassin and Melissa Lauren. I could not imagine a better team, who are more than ready to take on dozens of guys in these two very long scenes. The video begins with Max Hardcore (what is he doing in an RLD release??) giving a rousing (if disturbing) lecture to all of the guys who are about to gang bang our two sexy starlets. [read the full review]
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Boxcover for No Cum Dodging Allowed 4 (Red Light District)
(3.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Brian Surewood, John Strong, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Rayveness, Mike John, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Brian Pumper, Michael Stefano, Juan Cuba, Talon, Jake Malone, Katin, Brad Baldwin, Melissa Lauren, Tone Capone, Mark Zane, Chiquita Lopez, Tyla Wynn, Marcos Leon, Marco Banderas, Glue Gunn
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 12/8/2004
No Cum Dodging Allowed 4 (Red Light District) review summaries:
bono-ONE's
review from 1/31/2005:
Welcome to perhaps Mike John's signature series with Red Light. The cast assembled for this one is with the best he's ever come up with and I say buckle up and get ready to launch several loads as every girl here is stroke worthy so this one might take five days to view as each girl should receive several loads from our cocks! Melissa Lauren: This lovely French woman is up first and this is one of the scenes still shot while Melissa was sporting blond hair so it's a bit odd to see her like this after seeing her with the new look but she still is a stunner regardless of hair color. Melissa tells us here that she has a problem swallowing cum and that is bad for a porn actress. Dr. Jake Malone is on hand and asks some probing questions of Melissa regarding her cum problem. The two explore this problem and all I'm thinking about is when do we get to see Melissa suck cock!! Jake suggests trying some very experimental therapy so he puts Melissa under so she is more relaxed and ready to take on the cocks. [read the full review]
The Magus'
review from 12/28/2004:
Melissa Lauren has a big problem. She cant swallow cum, and she needs to, because she is a profeesional. Jake Malone hypnotizes her, and she experiences cum swallowing fantasies to release her inhibitions. First, a five cock round robin suckathon. The wuss can only take two loads before swallowing, but its a start. A new suckathon begins, and this time she manages three loads at one time. Its time to get fucked, and Melissa takes it eagerly in all holes. DPs and gapes abound. The guys shoot 4 loads on her tonsils and she holds them all before swallowing. Melissa is finally cured. She rewards Jake by swallowing his load, too. Rayveness arrives home from a tiring day at the office. Her servant hands her a glass, and says the boys are ready to give her the daily cum cocktail. Sounds great replies our lovely brunette heroine. She gets mostly dark meat in her first suckathon. She gulps four big loads from the glass, and is refreshed, but searches the house for more cum. She talks dirty as she disrobes, sounding like a depraved Blanche DuBois in her southern accent. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Semen Sippers 3 (Red Light District)
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: John Strong, Erik Everhard, Mike John, Jennifer Luv, Lauren Phoenix, Missy Monroe, Melissa Lauren, Tiana Lynn, Chiquita Lopez, Harmony Rose, Avy Lee Roth, Jasmine Byrne, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 10/11/2004
Semen Sippers 3 (Red Light District) review summaries:
pwing's
review from 11/16/2005:
Cast:Avy Lee Roth, Chiquita Lopez, Harmony Rose, Jennifer Luv, Katja Kassin, Lauren Phoenix, Melissa Lauren, Missy Monroe, Tiana Lynn, Erik Everhard, John StrongProduction Date: 2004Directed by Mike John for Red Light District Overview Judging by the cast list I thought that this was a compilation when I picked it up. Mike John must have called in every favor in the book to assemble such a stellar cast for Semen Sippers #3. Every scene offered here is blazing there is no filler to be found. Put this on your list to buy or rent. Just get a hold of this one any way you know how. Missy Monroe, Tiana Lynn, Erik Everhard & John Strong "I'm fucking hungry!" -Tiana Lynn If you're not careful you could lose your load just watching Tiana and Missy go at it before any of the real fun begins. The pair starts off on a staircase getting each other revved up through traditional means (tongues & fingers) but the real fun begins when they move to the couch. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Teenage Spermaholics 2 (Red Light District)
(4.5 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Brian Surewood, John Strong, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Mike John, Michael Stefano, Missy Monroe, Melissa Lauren, Teagan Presley, Tiana Lynn, Chiquita Lopez, Tyla Wynn, Destiny Deville, Tee Reel
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 9/15/2004
Teenage Spermaholics 2 (Red Light District) review summaries:
mblueard's
review from 10/11/2005:
I watched this because of the promise of a Teagan Presley DP. In truth, as much as I love Teagan, hers was only the third-best scene on the video. Best: the opening scene with Missy Monroe. Missy has lost some baby fat over the past year and looks smoking hot. Her scene is a scorcher. She literally attacks four guys with choking blowjobs, hard anal, multiple DP positions, a double-pussy penetration, and she squirts hard and often. Finally, she takes four loads in the mouth, gargles, and swallows. Tiana Lynn is gorgeous, and she squirts buckets, dousing the camera, before her scene ends. The very cute Chiquita Lopez takes on four guys with lots of DP action. In another video, this may have been a highlight, but was the weak scene in this one. Teagan has said in interviews that she doesn't like DP scenes. She must have had that discussion with her male stars beforehand, because they take it easy on her. [read the full review]
Boouky's
review from 6/29/2005:
Another review for my 4th RLD movie so far, Teenage Spermaholics #2. If the cover isn't enough to make you at least want to purchase this, then the content will certainly make up your mind. Video: It's the same quality that you would expect from any decent DVD production nowadays. It's clear and sharp, there's no glitches, bad editing, or even bad camerawork. Getting this down pat takes time I'm sure, and Mike John obviously takes his craft seriously. I'm glad for that, it simply means my money and yours isn't wasted on something we'd like to light on fire and throw back. Good stuff all around. Audio: Clean, easy to hear. You get exactly what you would expect from a video with people in a room having sex, but at least your not straining to hear it. I'm relieved that no one has gotten the silly idea to add music to these movies, but sometimes even the groaning and screaming is a little overkill. Is that what you have to do to win an AVN award? Sex: This is most definitely a selling point for this title. Five girls, all hot, all naughty. [read the full review]
morbidthoughts'
review from 9/22/2004:
My first look at Mike John's third RLD series; my theory is that it will feature hot young chicks that like to eat sperm. Cover shot of Teagan is incredible. From the first frames of this movie, I can notice the lack of RLD watermark which is a good thing. I don't think I've ever seen a Mike John movie with that damn watermark so it may just be him that's not stamping it. Missy Monroe: In an amusing bit, Mike plays the role of Missy's boyfriend who is dropping her off at her porn shoot. He's a little worried thinking that Missy will leave him for a girl since he thinks she does only g-g. Missy flatly denies that she is a lesbian. Meanwhile, Everhard, Stefano, Strong and some black guy are making fun of Mike not knowing any better. When the couple arrives, the guys disappear. Once Mike leaves, we find out Missy's gonna do a mini-gangbang. Well after seeing many Missy movies, her blowjob technique can be summarily described as the self-gagging variety. [read the full review]
Boxcover for No Cum Dodging Allowed 3 (Red Light District)
(4.5 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Brian Surewood, Jon Dough, Mickey G., Erik Everhard, Tony T., Steve Holmes, Mike John, Billy Banks, Juan Cuba, Lauren Phoenix, Jake Malone, Katsuni, Roxy Jezel, Missy Monroe, Tone Capone, Tee Reel, Cris Taliana
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 5/6/2004
No Cum Dodging Allowed 3 (Red Light District) review summaries:
morbidthoughts'
review from 12/9/2004:
I just wanted to write a quick review to say that this has been my favourite movie for this year; and that yes, I do give 5 stars to movies that deserve them. Mike John is a fucking genius. My favourite scene is with a perky Cris Taliana taking I think 17 loads down the hatch but I'm not good at counting. All the girls are hot. Every scene was great. This movie set the bar for me that the rest of 2004 hasn't matched yet. [read the full review]
DreamWeaver's
review from 6/7/2004:
DreamWeaver Reviews Adult DVD Talk Movie Review: Red Light District No Cum Dodging Allowed 3 General Summary Theme All sex theme with an emphasis on cum swallowing. Expectations If volume three is anything like Mike John's No Cum Dodging Allowed 2, I'll be expecting well captured scenes, a strong female line-up and plenty of energized, unpredictable sex scene with multiple cum swallowing. General Impression While not quite as good as the prior volume, No Cum Dodging Allowed 3 is another solid title that delivers plenty of spew starved girls and unpredictable, high energy sex scenes. What I liked Say what you will about Mike John's titles but there's one thing they're not and that's boring. [read the full review]
dragonsbum's
review from 5/29/2004:
opening statement: ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this one is an absolute ball drainer. it's so fucking great that dragon has done permanent damage interfering with himself; an acquired phimosis and priapism, concomitantly, to be exact. i mean what could be a more convincing testimonial- i have messed up my gonads due to the extreme uncontrollable arousal experienced while reviewing this video. and i'm not even a big mike john or swallowing fan. when the ratio of cock to female is greater then 3 to 1, as it is in most of his productions, i am usually not interested. plus i have always felt cum looks better on the face than in the mouth. typically, i 've rented his titles for the spectacle, not the sex; but that all changes with this edition. this 3 hour long meisterwork is supersaturated with enthusiastic and depraved sexual carnage, featuring 5 young honeys who are virtuosos in the art of suck, fuck, and swallow. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Teenage Spermaholics (Red Light District)
(3.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Brian Surewood, Jon Dough, Mickey G., Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Mike John, Brian Pumper, Billy Banks, Talon, Kayla Marie, Luci Thai, Melissa Lauren, Ashley Haze, Patricia Petite, Tim Von Swine, Tee Reel
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 4/6/2004
Teenage Spermaholics (Red Light District) review summaries:
DreamWeaver's
review from 5/31/2004:
DreamWeaver Reviews Adult DVD Talk Movie Review: Red Light District Teenage Spermaholics General Summary Theme All sex theme with internals and cum swallowing. Expectations If Teenage Spermaholics is anything like Mike John's No Cum Dodging Allowed 2, I'll be expecting well captured scenes, a strong female line-up and plenty of energized sex scene with cum swallowing. General Impression A good DVD and an easy recommendation, especially for fans of Melissa Lauren. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 5/26/2004:
Well this title should get a rise out of a lot of you as it combines two essential elements of the porn periodic table!! You have a bevy of young or "teen" girls who suck'n'fuck leading to swallowed or facial pops, what's not to like! There are some real lookers here led by our covergirl Melissa Lauren so sit back find your favorite teen and get busy! Luci Thai: You get a bit of a set up to her scene but nothing earth shattering,lol. Luci comes on wearing jeans and a pink shirt which accentuates the bodacious ta ta's underneath! The screen then changes to Luci being surrounded by five cocks and from a perfect overhead shot we see her perform beautiful fellatio. Lots of eye contact, gagging, and some good tongue work. The boys don't forget her other holes and we watch Luci get drilled in several hot positions led by RC, Cowgirl, Spoon, and it's while in spoon the anal loving starts. Her ass is also tested in Cowgirl plus she's dp'd and Luci is turned around to RC where another dp is lensed. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Semen Sippers 2 (Red Light District)
(3.7 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Erik Everhard, Robert Rosenberg, Sonya, Jennifer, Carol, Kathy Anderson, Laura Lion, Daria Glower, Sandra De Marco, Veronika Flower, Bibi Fox, Claudia Adams, Lenny Powers
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 1/22/2004
Semen Sippers 2 (Red Light District) review summaries:
bono-ONE's
review from 1/31/2005:
Here we have another Mike John lovefest and any fan of his knows what to expect but for those first timers his work is a highly romantic personal experience in the art of cum swallowing, perhaps some POV blowjobs and some closely shot anal sex. If that intrigues you then I say click on the first scene and enjoy the ride as it's one fun trip through one of his releases. Kathy Anderson & Bibi Fox: We start off with our two blond covergirls and they are already sitting down and our quite cozy with each other kissing and also pulling down the lingerie to get in some breast sucking. These are some nice titties too which get sucked, a very good size! Mike also works in some ass shots to wet your appettite for bootie. You even see some rimming done by Kathy and I just love seeing girls eat other girls asses, highly romantic to borrow a Mike John term. After Kathy has had her fun exploring Bibi it's Miss Fox's turn to return the favor so more hot g/g loving before the main event of the evening. [read the full review]
DreamWeaver's
review from 4/6/2004:
DreamWeaver Reviews Adult DVD Talk Movie Review: Red Light District Semen Sippers 2 General Summary Theme All sex with 100 swallowing Expectations Semen Sippers volume 1 is a great title so my expectations are elevated. I'm looking for another strong RLD title with well captured, heated sex scenes and by the looks of the box cover, a great european cast with a bevy of pretty blonde and brunettes. General Impression A good dvd with plenty of vag, anals, dp's and cum swallowing. What I liked A great line line-up of girls. Kathy and Bibi are very pretty blondes that look just as great in their scene as they do gracing the front box cover and put in one of the better and most demanding scenes. [read the full review]
aybesea's
review from 3/4/2004:
Expectations The first volume of this series was easily the best movie I've ever seen from Mike Johns. His focus and enthusiasm showed clearly as did his wonderful use of POV. I have nothing but high expectations for this volume. Technical The technicals here are positively spartan. There are no sets, the wardrobes are confined to bras and panties (though these tend to be attractive). The lighting is a little on the sparse side. Director Mike John Extras Cum Shots, Behind The Scenes, Bonus Scene, Gallery Condom Use No Target Audience Gonzo Fans, Swallowing Fans Scene Review Scene 1 - Kathy & Bibi Kathy & Bibi are both very attractive blondes, dressed very sexily in elegant lace bra & panty sets. They kiss, caress and generally lez around for an extended tease. Then it's POV double BJ time, and these two look very nice indeed sucking on the schwantz. A second guy joins the fray and the foursome engage in all varieties of vag fuck & suck. Then there's some good sodomy and ATM action leading up to DPs for both girls. [read the full review]
Boxcover for No Cum Dodging Allowed 2 (Red Light District)
(4.3 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Brian Surewood, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Tony T., Steve Holmes, Shelby Belle, Jennifer Luv, Alicia Rhodes, Brianna Blaze, Tina Holly, Anna Nikova
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 11/26/2003
No Cum Dodging Allowed 2 (Red Light District) review summaries:
RizDawg's
review from 9/17/2004:
Briana Blaze just looked so sweet on the cover of this dvd and it had a nice wholesome cum-swallowing theme, so I decided to check this sperm guzzling adventure out. Im glad I did, it was a good time with some attractive girls, some really fun sexcapades, and a lot of good swallowing. Id rate it almost 4 out of 5 stars. Now let me break it down for you in good detail... Scene #1 features Briana, who is probably the cutest of the girls in this warm and gooey feature. She is definitely nice to look at with her pretty eyes, nice medium tits, and a sweet little ass. She shows us her nice body and then were sucked into the action as she kneels on the floor around 4 hard cocks and takes turns polishing them in her sweet mouth. Briana looks very sexy whenever she looks directly up into the camera with her seductive eyes as she eats up these goo pops. She sucks a pretty good cock, taking them about 3 quarters. She takes turns polishing these wands for a while and then the 4 guys all take turns shooting their happy cream into her wide open mouth. [read the full review]
cv's
review from 4/29/2004:
This is the quintessential cum swallow fetish video. Each girl takes at least two sets of pops from their guys: the first set after blowjobs, the second set after actual sex. It's basically over three hours of sucking, fucking, and swallowing. There is no way in hell I could watch this thing from start to finish in one uninterrupted sitting; I must be getting old. Scene #1: Brianna Blaze Box cover girl Brianna Blaze is the leadoff batter. I dislike piercings and the chin stud is a downer (she also has a pierced clit), but things get markedly better as she starts sucking four stout cocks; the guys soon blow their first loads directly into her mouth which she gargles then dutifully swallows. She's a pretty vocal slut, so she's begging for more during the few moments she doesn't have dick in her mouth. As I watch her in an anal spoon, I rejoice about her pert natural tits rather than lament over her pierced clit. [read the full review]
DreamWeaver's
review from 1/30/2004:
DreamWeaver Reviews Adult DVD Talk Movie Review: Red Light District No Cum Dodging Allowed 2 General Summary Theme All sex theme with an emphasis on cum swallowing. Expectations This will be my first viewing of the series No Cum Dodging Allowed and my anticipations are mixed as I have moderate to high expectations with most titles from RLD yet I'm generally disappointed with swallowing themed movies. Many directors make the mistake of casting girls that aren't up to the task, definitely not the most attractive, do not appear to be enjoying themselves and the scenes are less spontaneous and more mechanical. [read the full review]
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Boxcover for Semen Sippers (Red Light District)
(4.7 stars avg from 6 reviews)
Starring: Erik Everhard, Robert Rosenberg, Jessica Fiorentino, Jennifer Luv, Julie Silver, Jane Darling, Dani Woodward, Anastasia Christ, Claudia Rossi, Nikki Sun, Melissa Black, Carrie Cruise
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 11/21/2003
Semen Sippers (Red Light District) review summaries:
Gof's
review from 9/19/2004:
Red Light District always produce a solid product and I had previously enjoyed their forays into Europe in their XXX Road Trip series. The combination of a cast of almost exclusively European starlets, some nasty sex and the promise of some cum coated faces, not to mention some good reviews from the smut sages of ADT, meant that this title was always on my must see list. A film couldnt begin much better than with the sight of the gorgeous and statuesque Jessica Fioretino dressed in black underwear and silver heels. Jessica is joined by blonde, Julie Silver sporting mouth watering breasts and dressed in a white mesh top, short blue skirt and heels. Refreshingly the girls dont have a cock shoved in front of their noses from the outset but get to share each others bodies, and its impossible not to get stiff immediately as Julie pulls Jessicas long legs apart to taste her Euro slit. The girls now walk into another room where two semi-erect cocks are waiting in anticipation. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 4/2/2004:
Not sure why I haven't gotten to this one sooner but better late than never. Mike John hasn't missed a beat since the move over to RLD and I've enjoyed the majority of his work pretty good, not keen on the Brazilian stuff so much but here we have all Euro gals save for the covergirl, Dani Woodward, who is from Detroit Rock City! Unlike say Brandon Iron who tries and succeeds in shooting girls taking lots of cumshots here we have one or two cocks for the lady or ladies. I like this much better as there isn't to much to distract you and you still get a good load to be played with before it's down the hatch! For this first volume, #2 is also out now, he sticks with Euro gals like I said except for Dani, so I say let's hit some highlights! Jessica Fiorentino & Julie Silver: The tease is well shot starting first with Jessica. The lingerie looks great on her and her caresses are smooth and sexy. Julie soon follows and the girls have a bit of fun with each other before the fully erect cocks of Erik Everhard and Robert Rosenberg are thrust in their faces. [read the full review]
Pinkwater 's
review from 3/15/2004:
Overall Rating:Its one of the best straight sex disc I've ever seen.Attractive women getting banged hard,good male performers,and everyone enjoying the sex. Who will like it:Fans of hard sex or gonzo. Who won't like it:Fans of plot or soft sex. Scene#1:boys/girls.Euro-women, Jessica Fiorentino{a beautiful brunette with great everything.Face,breasts,ass,body,legs,lips,long hair, and attitude}.Julie Silver{a pretty long hair blonde with a great body}.The guys,Erik Everhard and Robert Rosenberg.Things begins with the women kissing and touching each other{Jessica looks great in her black bra and panties,Julie has on a dress and top}.They head into the next room where the guys are waiting with hard ons.After the great blowjobs the sex begins.Julie{who has been in plenty of american productions}knew what to expect,Jessica on the other hand was not a custom to the american style of sex.But she responded like a pro,she loved it.Jessica climbs onto the couch in doggie expecting a casual sex day at the office,not if Erik has anything to say about it.He hammers into her wetness like he has s [read the full review]
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Boxcover for Down The Hatch 10
(4.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: John Strong, Melody, Erik Everhard, Mike John, Austin, Austin O'Riley, Ander Page, Cassie Young, Celine Maxima, Crystal Ray
Studio: Diabolic
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 7/11/2003
Previews: Previews
Down The Hatch 10 review summaries:
RegularJoe's
review from 3/29/2020:
They don't make 'em like they used to! Nice addition to this once mega-hot Series! [read the full review]
shooter's
review from 9/1/2013:
Good edition of the series. Some great girls doing some great ass fucking and cum swallowing. [read the full review]
Boxcover for No Cum Dodging Allowed 1 (Red Light District)
(4.5 stars avg from 6 reviews)
Starring: Brian Surewood, Jon Dough, Megan [I] (ambiguous), Mercedes, Erik Everhard, Pamela, Amina, Patricia Petite, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 5/24/2003
No Cum Dodging Allowed 1 (Red Light District) review summaries:
morbidthoughts'
review from 3/7/2006:
I was inspired to watch this classic dvd again since Erik Everhard's Canadian Beaver had Pamela and Patricia Petite. Watching NCDA 1 reminded me how much of a genius Mike was. I mean you had him working in a foreign locale (Montreal) working with mostly unknowns at a time and he was one of the few to capture these Canadian girls at their best. One of the greatest porn scenes in history started off this dvd with covergirl Mercedes going through a gauntlet of guys in an maze of an apartment (with Erik Everhard coming out of the closet heh) at the beginning before ending up in a mini gangbang. I showed this scene to my buddies in Montreal and they were completely shocked at the heat of the scene and how such a beautiful girl could be so dirty. I realised I prefer Patricia in this movie before she became so hardened by the porn business. Three years is a long time in the porn industry. [read the full review]
Aaryanna's
review from 8/8/2003:
A Cum Drinking Training Manual! After watching No Cum Dodging Allowed a while ago (and after it, Down The Hatch #8), I can easily summarize my boyfriends comments into just six words I Want You To Do This! (Drink cum, that is.) Right, bucko! And wheres my ring?! Rather than give you a straight forward review of this movie, though, I thought Id share with you a truly unbelievable experience I had when I watched this video with a friend, (a girl, of course!). Now, just to be clear, this isnt the girlfriend with whom I share girl/girl videos, but another. This girls name is Andrea (not her real name), and the relationship she has with her boyfriend is kind of up-and-down. I think, in general, Andrea tries too hard. But even so, she doesnt manage to stay with her guys very long. Now, watching a really hardcore porno film such as this one isnt something I do everyday with my girlfriends. But Andrea knows that my boyfriend and I are into videos, and shell sometimes ask me for my advice (or a loaner) when shes having a guy stay over for the weekend. [read the full review]
Pink Pussy's
review from 7/23/2003:
TITLE: No Cum Dodging Allowed COMPANY: Red Light District DIRECTOR: Mike John CAST: Mercedes, Amina, Megan, Pamela, Katya Kassin, Erik Everhard, Jon Dough, Brian Surewood CONTENT: öööö No Cum Dodging Allowed is a new release from Red Light District. Directed by the infamous Mike John. The girl of your dreams, comes home, you are all she thought about all day. Naked, you greet her at the door. She drops to her knees and starts sucking your dick. As you are about to blow, she looks up at you and her eyes are begging for your cum. You pop your load and she swallows every drop. Is that a fantasy come true, or what? If that isnt your reality, you should rent this DVD and satisfy your fantasy. Mike John has captured one of the most popular male daydreams. The brilliance is in the simplicity. The girls in this DVD are extremely talented sexually. Not shy, and enjoying the sex. The energy level of this flick is awesome. We dont know how many loads these girls swallowed, but after 4 each we stopped counting. [read the full review]
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Boxcover for Down the Hatch 9
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Brian Surewood, John Strong, Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, Melanie, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Raylin, Mike John, Cameron, Mark Ashley, Ashley Long, Ashley Blue, Rose Petal [I] (2000s)
Studio: Diabolic
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 11/13/2002
Previews: Previews
Down the Hatch 9 review summaries:
aybesea's
review from 11/29/2002:
Expectations My expectations of this disc are that it will be similar to others I have seen in this series. That is, reasonably well shot video of average looking girls fucking and sucking and then eating cum. Capsule Review Well, my expectations are about on the money. It is reasonably well shot video, nothing special but nothing awful either. The girls are all average to below average in looks. The sex is fairly mechanical as are the blowjobs. The cum eating is present and definitely represents the highlight of the scenes. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Down The Hatch 8
(4.3 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Lexington Steele, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Mike John, Jessie J., Fujiko Kano, Lexi Lane, Alisha Lopez, Shyla Stylez, Brooke Ballentyne
Studio: Diabolic
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 7/19/2002
Down The Hatch 8 review summaries:
RegularJoe's
review from 11/18/2019:
A descent addition to this hot series! [read the full review]
Aaryanna's
review from 7/31/2003:
A Terminal Case of Penis Envy! When I first started out watching porn, I used to think that anal sex and DPs (double penetrations) were the nastiest things a girl could do on film. After watching a few cumshot videos with my boyfriend, though, Im now thoroughly convinced that drinking cum is even raunchier! My boyfriend absolutely loves it! I mean, from a guys perspective, whats not to like? Every orifice of a womans body can now become a tunnel of pleasure and conclusion! As a gonzo film, the cumshots and cum drinking in this video seem a lot more real. The girls talk about how much they love to catch and swallow cum. And they genuinely appear to enjoy both giving pleasure and savoring the flavor of each mans creamy thank you at the end. The action is pretty hot. [read the full review]
BIGmike's
review from 7/28/2002:
-I had to watch the cumshot recap chapter first, so that I could get a handle on what to expect. Looks hot, now to see if the rest of the film looks as hot A Mike John Video Starring Jessie J, Lexi Lane, Fujiko, Alisha Lopez, Brooke Balentine, and Shyla. SCENE ONE : Jessie J, looking very hot, takes on two cocks, giving them both some great oral and taking em deep. She goes back and forth between the two dicks with a lot of close-up action. Both guys feed her their spunk, she gargles it briefly before swallowing. Now that she got the first loads down she gets fucked in her pussy while giving oral. Her pussy gets thoroughly pounded by both guys. She also gets analized by both guys and gives both of them a lot of A2M, as they take turns, going back and forth, giving her ass a pounding. She even gapes a bit and gets brief dp before the guys each launch another load into her mouth, which she swallows so very nicely to end a very hot scene. SCENE TWO : Brooke Balentine is a good-looking girl who starts the scene by showing the camera the target for the day: her mouth. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Down the Hatch 7
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Vince Vouyer, Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, Jon Dough, Sharon, Erik Everhard, Sergio, Jewel De'Nyle, Catalina, Mike John, Mario, Krystal, Monica Sweetheart, Majella, Judy Star
Studio: Diabolic
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 4/25/2002
Previews: Previews
Down the Hatch 7 review summaries:
BIGmike's
review from 5/2/2002:
Starring Catalina, Monica Sweetheart, Majella, Judy Star, Sharon, Jewel DeNyle. Also starring Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, Mike John, Eric Everhard, Vince Vouyer, Jon Dough, Mario, and Sergio. (These names were listed at the end of the film.) Directed by Mike John Edited by Cal SCENE ONE : Catalina is a very beautiful girl who starts the scene giving oral to three guys (though I saw four standing there), who stand in a line. The three guys cum in her mouth, one at a time, and she swallows after each load. She gets fucked in her pussy while giving oral, now there are four guys here. She gets analized and gives a lot of A2M, and she gets dpd in various positions by the guys in different holes and orders. The four guys line up and cum in her mouth one by one, she swallows after every load. SCENE TWO : Judy Star is a very good-looking girl who gives a great bj, followed by the guy jerking off and cumming on her tongue, which she swallows. SCENE THREE : Monica Sweetheart and guy. She starts off the scene wearing a black dress and sitting on a bed. [read the full review]