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No Cum Dodging Allowed 14 Review

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Reviewed by Aaryanna  on  12/26/2023
CUM SWALLOWING AT ITS FINEST. VERY TASTY. YUM.


Porn has always been a significant portion of my life for as long as I could remember. I grew up in a liberal household especially when it came to sex. No, not everything was embraced as part of my family's lifestyle. But sex wasn't a topic to avoid. And one was free to observe so long as it didn't become an outsized portion of one's life.

I don't want to give away my age (for fear of embarrassing myself). But I started watching porn recreationally back before VCR's were invented. (I was only seven-years-old. Just kidding.) Fortunately, I grew up in a big city, and adult movie houses were a viable entertainment option. (Don't worry, I went with my boyfriend.)

Granted, adult theaters weren't the greatest viewing environment, and the movie quality was generally somewhat basic, especially as compared to today. A few GEMS, however, could still be found now-and-then, so overall I was encouraged.

Although it was novel to watch at first, I soon found BOY-GIRL sex, unfortunately, to be somewhat MONOTONOUS. In-and-out combined with a few sometimes-clever plot points and that was the state of the porn industry. Still is, even today.


THEN ORAL CUMSHOT MOVIES WERE INVENTED


But that all changed for me in the early 2000's when ORAL CUMSHOT videos were invented. HOORAY.

For me, suddenly, boy-girl sex finally had a real EMOTIONAL PAYOFF. Nothing was more SATISFYING to watch or more ROMANTIC to contemplate than a young babe hungrily imbibing her man's warm seed completely. I was in heaven.

And, for a time, oral CUMSHOT finishes dominated the industry. Until they didn't. And it's been that way ever since. Pshaw.

One of the big pioneers for me when it came to CUMSHOT movies was MIKE JOHN. So, you could imagine my EXCITEMENT when I heard he was finally releasing another installment in his monumental "NO CUM DODGING ALLOWED" series albeit about TEN YEARS after his previous episode.


I managed to get a copy early and here is my review. (Hint: the movie is fantastic.)


THE REVIEW


As a preview, all of the encounters are primarily GANG BANGS with mostly three-or-four dudes each. More-guys-EQUALS-more-cum, right?

The WOMEN are also very attractive. No slouches, here. Mike John has really spared no expense.

As a quick FORETASTE ("foretaste," that's a cool word, huh?) of KIRA'S upcoming scene, I think she does an utterly TREMENDOUS job leading off this video.

Lastly, I'm going to write this review with an emphasis on the CUMSHOTS, okay? Here goes.


KIRA NOIR


Kira Noir is easily one of the cutest BLACK GIRLS I've ever seen in porn, or in any kind of movie, for that matter. (Gee, am I being "racist" for saying that?)

Additionally, she's the spitting image of black prima ballerina, MISTY COPELAND, for whom I'm also a huge fan. Kira, however, is taller and BUSTIER, which makes her extremely pleasant to watch while fucking.


Kira is wearing these strappy boots with ties up to her thighs, which give her an exotic "island girl" type appearance. She's also wearing this purple effervescent bikini which really shows off her GREAT TITS. She licks her lips lasciviously for us in anticipation of what's upcoming.

When Kira struts away from us, we see that she has a LEAN figure and a really great ASS. She vibrates her CHEEKS for us as if they have a mind of their own. Up top, I can't help but focus on her very pretty MOUTH because I can't wait to see it completely filled with CUM.

Kira goes inside and sits on the stairs, where she pulls aside her PANTIES to show us her gorgeous SNATCH, which she spits on to help lube it up. With her legs spread wide, we can't help but notice the cute BUTT PLUG staring at us from the orifice right next door.


Kira hooks up with her THREE GUYS down in the living room, who immediately begin to suck on her titties, one dude (or more) for each juicy mammary. They play briefly with her butt plug. Kira tastes it hungrily before the gents return it to her asshole.

Kira then kneels, and the guys LINE UP and FLANK her as Kira takes turns blowing each of them off. For some reason, I think all black girls look PRETTIEST when their mouths are full of cock. (Gee, am I "racist" again for believing that?) One guy, the one with the longest dick, is also UNCIRCUMCISED, which made her sucking even more fascinating to watch.

Kira than kneels over one dude's lap and blows him, while another guy screws her doggy in her pussy from behind. The third guy also brings his tool over, so Kira goes back-and-forth between sucking off two-of-'em. With her high cheekbones, Kira looks just like JANET JACKSON giving head. Oh my.


After all of the guys have taken a turn in her pussy, Kira lies back with one dude's dick in her ASS, with another gent soon joining in – to make it a healthy FACE-UP DP (double penetration). Not to be left out, the THIRD GUY screws Kira in her pretty mouth.

Kira's nether region is nicely groomed, and her lower orifices look beautiful with two long cocks PISTONING in-and-out of her. Kira LAUGHS and SQUEALS with delight as the guys tease her by pulling their DICKS out completely and then shoving them back in.

The dudes repeat the process when Kira STRADDLES one and takes her DP FACE-DOWN, which really shows off her SHAPELY ass. The guy UNDERNEATH then gets off by going back-and-forth between her ASSHOLE and her PUSSY directly. Lucky guy.

Interestingly, Kira then sits SIDEWAYS across one dude's lap (like she's riding a horse SIDE-SADDLE), while another guy manages to screw her butt hole from behind. Kira, the lady that she is, holds her knees DEMURELY together for this entire segment. How sweet.

Kira nears completion by getting DP'd FACE-UP which shows off her GOREGEOUS pussy once again. Then it's a STANDING DP, where the dudes are upright and Kira is suspended legs-apart between them. The guys lift-and-lower Kira upon their cocks, and it was fun seeing Kira being SPEARED simultaneously by both dicks in UNISON. Kira has been laughing and squealing delightfully the entire time she's being fucked, which made her encounter feel unimaginably FESTIVE.


KIRA'S CUMSHOTS


For her CONCLUSION, Kira then KNEELS between two of her guys and opens her mouth wide while STICKING out her tongue to receive the DELICIOUS gifts she has so rightfully EARNED.

The FIRST dude parks his dickhead right on the outer edge of Kira's LOWER LIP, after which he shoots his delicious LOAD directly into the back of Kira's beautiful THROAT. Kira REACHES out eagerly with her lips, which made her FIRST cumshot even more ROMANTIC to watch.

For her next dude, Kira LAYS open her outstretched palms in front of her CHIN, as though she's trying to capture every drop of SPLATTER with her hands that might miss its mark within her pretty kisser. When you peek inside of Kira's gaping oral orifice, you can see a row of perfectly white molars up above her tongue. (After watching and enjoying cumshot videos, I've found myself really ATTRACTED to the erotic view INSIDE a woman's mouth. Sick huh?) In this position, with her curvaceously full LIPS, Kira actually reminded me of ANGELINA JOLIE. Get out.


Her SECOND DUDE, who is STROKING himself off, takes a really long time to climax. But it was worth the wait – for he delivers a very VOLUMINOUS serving right onto the side of Kira's oral love muscle, which then runs off the edge to FILL THE VOID between her teeth and tongue. You can easily see the creamy MOAT of milky goodness starting to pool within Kira's pretty mouth.

Kira spends a lot of time working the TWO LOADS of sperm around the inside of her sexy maw, pushing it forwards BEHIND her lower teeth, while also windshield-wipering her lips salaciously with her tongue to lap up any strays.


Her LAST DUDE waits until the very last moment before RELEASING his load. At first, he drips a few morsels within, but then ERUPTS by splattering Kira across her left cheek and above her left ear. Kira sucks LOVINGLY on the end of his dick to VACUUM up every REMAINING gamete. Can't let them go to waste. Sweet.

She pushes the CUM beautifully to the FRONT of her lips to show us how much she's captured. It's a lot. She BLOWS bubbles briefly, sucks it IN-AND-OUT before adoringly SWALLOWING the load completely, and then sticking out her pretty TONGUE to show us that it's ALL GONE. Bravo.

Kira smiles and COOS, as though she's just been fed the most NUTRITIOUS and SATIATING meal imaginable. Kira licks her fingers and says, "OH MY GOD, IT TASTED SO GOOD," and I believe her.


The camera pulls back to give us one last look – at Kira's heavenly GLOBE-like titties. This scene really demonstrates how a GORGEOUS babe like Kira can transform herself to be even more EMOTIONALLY enrapturing – by capturing and swallowing -- a delicious MOUTHFUL of cum. Neat.


(The utter LOVINGNESS of her oral capture would be truly evident if you compared this side-by-side with a FACIAL which emotes nothing but contempt.)


(Sorry, I went a little overboard with the length of Kira's description. Her scene is just SO darn captivating, I couldn't help myself. I'm going to speed things up a bit, okay?)


ERIN EVERHEART


Erin has a very pretty, upturned MOUTH which looks great when a huge cock is hanging out of it. She also has very expressive EYES which are wonderful for showing FEAR and DISCOMFORT, especially when she's accommodating multiple dicks in her asshole or pussy simultaneously. Nice.


Erin's OUTSTANDING feature, however, is her extremely FAIR SKIN – which causes the TISSUES within her MOUTH, PUSSY and ANUS – to be a BLAZING PINK color -- which is vividly APPARENT in all of her encounters. Wow.

Erin's – dramatic INTERNAL coloration – made her LOWER ORIFICES two of the PRETTIEST I've seen in a while. Damn her.

Another one of Erin's nicer physical features is her really BROAD HIPS (and really long legs). When she stands for us -- KNEES apart and FACING away -- this gives us a very clear UPWARDS VIEW of her visually accessible PUSSY and ASSHOLE. This abundant optical OPENNESS will provide extra satisfying SPECTATOR rewards very shortly.


Erin takes on FOUR guys of different hues. In one of my favorite segments later, two dudes give her a sweet face-up DOUBLE ANAL – which leaves her pretty PUSSY unattended, and available for our viewing pleasure. "Oh, my God," exclaims Erin loudly while she's being impaled.


With FOUR dicks at her disposal, Erin subsequently -- spends much of her time with ALL of her ORIFICES loving filled – while giving her last man a HAND JOB -- so he doesn't feel left out. Nice.


For an extra bit of nastiness, a dude in one sequence exits her ANUS and then goes around to offer Erin a TASTE of his ASS-FLAVORED dick in her MOUTH, which Erin sucks upon ravenously.


I really can't emphasize enough how much Erin's really-PINK rectum truly elevated the beauty of her vignette. ANAL sex was surprisingly much PRETTIER when Erin is the one doing it.

In one encounter – a gent UNDERNEATH goes back-and-forth between her pink pussy and her TIGHT pink butthole. (It made me jealous – that I didn't have a DICK. Or an equally pink ANUS.)

When Erin flips over FACE-UP, we then get to enjoy – the view of her intensely-PINK inner labia. They aren't as TIGHT as her anal sphincter, granted – but they're extremely LOVELY to look at, nevertheless.


For some reason, a FACE-UP DP is – much more PAINFUL for Erin – than being DP'd face-down. Her FACIAL expressions become much more ANXIOUS, even FEARFUL – which only added to the delicious EMOTIONALITY of her scene. Her staccato-like MOANING – soon became a plaintive WHIMPERING – and, by the end, she's almost WEEPING. I love it. (Sicko me, huh?)

My INTERPRETATION: Erin must really CARE for her guys – to ENDURE so much agony – to insure their ENJOYMENT, right? Absolutely.


Towards her close, each dude, for some reason – has to HAVE a go at giving Erin a DOUBLE-ANAL insertion, which was almost comical to watch. It's like Erin's ANUS is being invaded by TWO hapless SNAKES, literally. (Gee, I wonder how that FEELS for the guys – to fuck a girl's ASS while RUBBING their dicks with another dude's TOOL – at the very same time? Weird.)


In one of the PRETTIER segments, the guy with the PINKEST cock – screws Erin's BACKDOOR along with another guy. Erin's inner MEMBRANES – are a VIVID pink shade, of course. But further down – the two guys' SCROTUMS are an almost equally attractive PURPLISH-BROWN in color. Perfect – for licking. Yum. (Too bad they didn't feature an OUTTAKE of this colorful image – in the Photo Gallery, shucks.)


When Erin finally disengages and DISMOUNTS – she tries to suck TWO dicks into her mouth SIMULTANEOUSLY, which, unfortunately – also looked rather silly.

The dudes FINISH, as they did with Kira before her – by giving Erin a STANDING DP – with Erin suspended AMOROUSLY between them.


As you might expect, Erin's very PINK orifices – made their FINAL fucking extremely ENRAPTURING to watch – as it was for her ENTIRE scene. What a cunt (Erin).


ERIN'S CUMSHOTS.


Erin kneels SUBMISSIVELY on the floor (as all GOOD girls should) to accept her FIRST dude's gift. She opens her mouth wide to show off the PINK flesh ensconced within.

The FIRST guy positions his dick – directly over her OUTSTRETCHED tongue – and delivers a CONTINUOUS stream that creates a luscious quarter-sized DOLLOP in the center of Erin's oral love muscle. Erin reflexively curls her LICKER – which CONCENTRATES the volume and makes it look even THICKER and CREAMIER. The guy VIGOROUSLY shakes the end of his rod – to EXTRACT every last bit of output. Erin waits patiently for him to finish.


The SECOND DUDE (with the uncircumcised cock) is up next, and he delivers FIVE healthy spurts right on top of what's already there. His SPERM is just as white and shiny as the first gent's, and he adds SIGNIFICANTLY to the accumulated volume.

He leaves a few STRAGGLERS on her lower lip, which Erin somehow manages to gather up without ever using her tongue. She then assembles the lumpy SEMEN into a larger TRIANGULAR mound -- which reminded me of MOUNT FUJI in Japan, cool – which she proudly displays.

She PUSHES it out between her teeth, SUCKS it all back in – and then BLOWS bubbles through the increasingly VELVETY mixture.


She reaches back to TAP the leg of the NEXT guy sitting behind her, to signal that she's ready for him. He stands – and immediately DELIVERS his load – which is a series of long DRIPS which dutifully find their mark. The dude SNAPS his dick abruptly DOWNWARDS at the end – to make sure every last MORSEL is deposited within. Very efficient.


Her FINAL gent frenetically jerks off his slender SHARK-like dickhead, which he positions just beyond Erin's luscious lips. He pauses MOTIONLESS momentarily before letting loose his load both WITHIN and OUTSIDE of her kisser, with TWO lines streaming down Erin's cheek and dripping down her neck.

After he's done EJACULATING – he then uses his cock's end like a SPOON – to scoop up all of the errant sperm and deliver them within. Erin graciously sticks out her CHEEK (as though she's shaving) to make his job easier.


Erin then dramatically pushes her face towards the camera. She again expels the CUM out on to her lips – before SUCKING it back in – and then displaying the beautiful MOAT within.

The best part comes – when she extends her tongue THROUGH it – which looks like a giant PINK eel emerging from within an OMINOUS white fog. Very cool.


In a very satisfying conclusion, Erin PURSES her lips tightly, SWALLOWS and shows off her immaculately CLEAN tongue and empty oral cavity afterwards – to prove that there's NOTHING left. Sweet.

The camera gets in close – to give us a nice DENTAL hygienist view of Erin's flawless incisors and her pretty upper molars. It's amazing how SEXY the view within a babe's mouth can become – after it's been occupied – by a series of MEATY dicks and oodles of DELICIOUSLY smooth cum, huh?


(As an aside, when I'm talking with my GIRLFRIENDS – I'll sometimes find myself – erotically drawn to the view INSIDE of their luscious mouths. If only I had a DICK I could stick in there, right? Sigh. Hey, I wonder if they feel the same way – about me?)

In a cute final gesture, the guys all gather around Erin – and playful RUB their still-hard COCKS against Erin's face and into her eye sockets. Erin COOS with utter happiness.


Erin's finish was so GOOD – that I watched each of her four CUMSHOT rewards – over-and-over again in a CONTINUOUS loop (thank God for physical media, huh?) until my heart's content. A very loving ending.


In my own perfect world – all of the women in the entire HUMAN race would be given CLONED genes – so that we too could have INNER orifices as pink and pretty as Erin's. That would be SWEET wouldn't it?

(Gee, I wonder if you could SUNBURN the inside of your asshole? Probably – that's why it's pigmented – for most of us. Sick.)


MADDY MAY


Maddy is a stunning BRUNETTE – with a very PRETTY face – and vivid tattoos on her thighs, shoulders, and upper arms. She has an unbelievably SMOOTH complexion – which makes both her TITS and ASS look incredibly warm and inviting.

Maddy also has a very MELODIOUS voice – and she quickly admits to enjoying SWALLOWING cum. "It's the only place to put it," she says, "either inside my PUSSY or inside my THROAT." The director confesses to liking her a lot. And I'm loving her too, already. Maddy spends the intro – brushing back and playing with her LUSTROUSLY long hair -- which, as a nervous gesture, makes her look very feminine.


Maddy wears this cleverly constructed red-POLKA-dotted black bikini, which – when she pulls down her top – has strings remaining across the upper part of her breasts – which makes it resemble a NIPPLE-less bra, which is really cute to look at. Maddy's bikini BOTTOM isn't so ingeniously designed, so she spreads her legs – and pulls it ASIDE – to reveal her very pretty and clean-shaven TWAT, complete with very full labia. Sweet.

Maddy is also quite petite (only 5' 2" in height) which is possibly whey she has only TWO guys servicing her. As you might expect – much of their time is spent DP'ing her – with a warm dick nicely filling BOTH of her lower orifices.

Maddy goes inside of this incredibly GORGEOUS house (which I've seen dozens of times in porn videos, and I'm sure you'll recognize it) – where she REMOVES her top, but this time – she now has cute DIAMOND-tipped studs piercing both of her nipples. She uses her hands – to AGITATE her boobies – and the view of them JIGGLING is just mesmerizing.


Mike John has managed to assemble a nice racially DIVERSE cast of babes for this film. (Gee, am I being prejudiced for expressing that?) Is Maddy, though – the representative LATINA? A quick check of her porn star bio doesn't say – and rightfully so. Hey, just curious.


Maddy's TWO guys enter from either side of the screen, already ERECT – and Maddy immediately takes the opportunity to BLOW 'em. She accepts both cocks down her throat – to within an INCH of their BALLS. Maddy is obviously a very experienced DEEP throater.

Maddy makes an appetizing GAGGING sound as she sucks. One guy, impatient with her service – GRABS a handful of Maddy's hair and begins to energetically FUCK her face. Sweet. The other dude does the same moments later – which triggers Maddy's GAG reflex, which causes her to start COUGHING – but she never breaks stride as the LAST dude's dick continues to SCREW her throat in-and-out.

Maddy then goes over to the SOFA – and after they LUBE up her ass (during an unseen break) – Maddy bends over and the dude on the LEFT immediately begins to energetically FUCK her asshole. The other guy then offers his ROD to Maddy's face, and she complies by SUCKING him off.

Maddy is a real LOOKER – but she appears even PRETTIER – now that she has TWO hard dicks penetrating her from either end. This is, of course – just a PRELUDE – to the UNBROKEN visual pleasure that Maddy has in store for us.


The guy in her mouth – then takes Maddy's place and lies back on the sofa – and Maddy straddles him and begins screwing him COWGIRL in her pussy. She does most of the work – beautifully lifting and lowering herself upon his STIFF rod – as his BALLS make a nice slapping sound when they meet up with her ASS.

Maddy then gets very QUIET and closes her eyes – because she says she's COMING. Already? Inspired by that – the other dude expertly INSERTS his dick into Maddy's BUNG hole to nicely complete their visually gratifying FACE-DOWN DP. Maddy has a really PRETTY ass, so both dicks look great PISTONING in-and-out.

Despite being rather short – Maddy is soon JAMMING her generous TITS forcefully into the guy's FACE underneath her. He immediately starts BLUSHING (how cute) due to this unforeseen – but obviously very WELCOME – opportunity to suck upon each of her gracefully DANGLING mammaries.


At some point, Maddy dismounts – to FELLATE and vacuum her own TASTY juices off of the lower guy's dick. They then go ONE-ON-ONE as he screws Maddy from behind in her PUSSY – with Maddy's leg UP to give us a MAGNIFICENT view of her very succulent twat.

After some SOLO fucking with the OTHER guy – the gents resume their POUNDING of her lower orifices by giving her another FACE-DOWN DP. Maddy adds to their overall level of friction – by energetically PUSHING back against them.

The camera then gets in TIGHT for a nice close-up view of BOTH dicks going in-and-out. Maddy's hair is starting to get a bit disheveled – and her face is beginning to look more PENSIVE – as their fucking continues.

The guy on TOP dismounts – and the camera ZOOMS in – to focus on Maddy's very tight and very PRETTY asshole. Maddy's super attractive LOWER orifices – make her fucking very ENTERTAINING to watch – no matter how MANY dicks are screwing her.


Like Kira and Erin before her – Maddy is soon in a STANDING DP. But she's not done screwing – not by a LONG shot. For once, Maddy's UPPER body is finally upright – which nicely shows off her more-than-GORGEOUS tits.

She then spreads her legs wide – and screws ONE guy reverse cowgirl in her ass – which beautifully DISPLAYS her open pussy up above. But that RESPITE is short lived – as the other dude joins in – to give Maddy her first FACE-UP DP. Maddy gets her SECOND wind – and a generous SMILE quickly returns to her face. Cool.


Getting more NASTY -- the guys then TAKE turns screwing Maddy singularly in her ass-and-pussy in SUCCESSION – as she sucks the OTHER one off. (Gee, that looked like a lot of FUN – for her.) The director really likes to put MADDY through her PACES, doesn't he?

One dude – loves to CHOKE Maddy's throat, SLAP her cheek, and then SPIT in her face – all of which Maddy really seems to ENJOY. What a bitch.

She must also be DRYING out, for, at one point – they visually drip some LUBE on to the OUTSIDE of her pussy. Maddy then gains her THIRD wind as her dudes continue to hammer away.


I guess they were just STRETCHING her out – for they now give Maddy a very enlarging and very ENTHRALLING face-down DOUBLE-VAG – which Maddy really seems to love. It doesn't appear to be the least bit PAINFUL – since there seems to be nothing but true BLISS plastered across Maddy's pretty face. (Again, I wonder how it feels – for the GUYS – to rub their dicks with another DUDE inside of a woman's tight pussy.)

They go back to DP'ing her one LAST time – before Maddy finally DOES the deed.

"I fucking WANT it. CUM in my FRICKIN's mouth," exclaims Maddy heartily – right before she kneels wantonly on the floor.


MADDY'S CUMSHOTS


Maddy tosses back her head – with her MOUTH wide open -- as the FIRST dude shoots his load inside. His ACCURACY is pretty good – and it all goes in except for a few STRAGGLERS – which land on Maddy's LOWER lip and on her RIGHT cheek.

We can already see the CUM pooling deliciously – just behind her LOWER teeth and in front of her tongue. Maddy keeps her mouth delectably OPEN – as she then turns her face TOWARDS the other guy.

The SECOND dude parks his dick right on the edge of Maddy's MOUTH as she waits patiently for him to EJACULATE. The camera gets in really CLOSE – and the moistness of his DICKHEAD – makes the scene very appetizing to watch. He SHOOTS a few nice spurts – while firmly GRASPING the top of Maddy's head – to make sure she doesn't turn away. Bastard.


Maddy pushes the CUM out on to the FRONT of her lips – and there's a surprisingly LARGE amount of SPERM to show off. You then have to watch CAREFULLY – because Maddy immediately SUCKS it in, SWALLOWS – and then GASPS and SMACKS her lips refreshingly afterwards. Wow, that happened – so FAST.

The guys soon return to the SCENE of the crime -- and Maddy lovingly SUCKS each cock in turn – as if hoping to extract a few more delicious MORSELS to savor.

With only TWO guys – the CUMSHOTS went rather quickly – so I again replayed them in a CONTINUOUS loop to better extend the LOVINGNESS of her ardent finish.


Maddy GIGGLES girlishly – as she takes a few EXTRA swigs from each warm dick. Unbelievably, she manages to ELICIT several more drops, which she shows off to us – before again taking them DOWN-the-hatch – and displaying her pretty PINK tongue to us at the end.


To recap, Maddy's pretty LOWER orifices – and her enticingly SMOOTH complexion – made her DP fucking a real pleasure to behold. And her totally captured and SWALLOWED cumshot finishes – were immensely fulfilling. An extremely satisfying scene overall.


MINA LUXX


Mina is, quite frankly – one of the cutest ASIAN babes I've seen in porn lately. Her hair color – is a sort of light brown/blonde – which softens her features tremendously, and is a very GOOD look on her. She also has nice CHEEKBONES and gorgeous LIPS, the latter of which look great, of course – wrapped around her THREE guys' cocks.

Mina doesn't have a very large FRAME. But she has a surprisingly shapely ASS, especially for an Asian chick. (Gee, am I being you-KNOW-what for saying that?) Mina is wearing an ORANGE animal-print BIKINI – which barely covers her privates. She SPRAWLS for us – on all-FOURS on the grass – while providing us with an INTOXICATING rear view of her really STUNNING derriere.

To further heighten our FOCUS on her nether region – she's wearing black THIGH-high stockings and a GARTER belt – outdoors, no less. Cute.


Mina BARES her breasts – to reveal her tiny nickel-sized AREOLAS and her pretty brown NIPPLES. She flashes her comely smile for us – and she's obviously quite proud to SHOW off – her MOUTHFUL-sized tits.

Mina pulls ASIDE her bikini bottom and PLAYS with her pussy. When her FINGERS aren't in the way – we see that she has a very pretty TWAT – which I can't wait to see getting filled.

As a prelude, Mina FUCKS mainly in her PUSSY – usually with just ONE gent at-a-time. But she does give us a satisfying DOUBLE-VAG towards the end – where I thought she was going to literally BURST from the extra attention. Cool.


When Mina goes indoors – she gives us that CLASSIC crawl-up-the-STAIRS and peer-up-my-CRACK rear view of her BIKINI-covered center. When the camera pans DOWNSTAIRS, we can see Mina's THREE guys waiting for her on this huge, UNDULATING sofa. The enormous house has stunning ARTWORK on the walls – and a giant BOUQUET of fresh flowers on the sideboard. A nice touch.

Mina sits in a chair OPPOSITE her men – and strums her PUSSY to tantalize them. She has elegantly long FUSCIA-colored fingernails – which only enhances the PRETTINESS of her twat. Mina then uses an interesting NAUTILUS-shaped pink vibrator – to help get herself in the mood. I just assumed that it was a (sponsored) PRODUCT placement. Get out.

The FIRST guy comes over – and begins to KNEAD forcefully upon Mina's breasts – like they're BREAD dough. Ouch. She starts to SUCK him off – as a SECOND guy – drips his spit on her cunt and begins to finger her there.

The THIRD dude, not to be left out – also gets Mina – to SUCK upon his absolutely gi-NORMOUS rod. Mina, unsurprisingly – was only able to take but a few INCHES of her gent's hard and VEINY tool – into her mouth. But her ultimately fruitless effort – was a lot of fun to watch.


The ACTION starts to heat up – when they begin to more forcefully FUCK Mina's pretty face. Since Mina's ORAL cavity isn't very deep, I worried that they would – DRILL a hole straight through – and POP out the back of Mina's SKULL. Really.

Mina lies back on the sofa – with her legs SPREAD wide. The guy with the BIGGEST dick begins to fuck Mina missionary in her PUSSY, and I was concerned that he was going to RIP her vagina open, he was so huge. As you might expect, Mina's FACE immediately begins to TWIST with anguish as he jams his penis in. Bastard. He was fucking UPWARDS into Mina's cunt – at an ODD angle – and I was concerned that his dick would soon POP out of Mina's abdomen (like the creature in ALIENS 2, the movie). Sick, huh?

The camera ZOOMS in on Mina's worried face. The SADISTIC part of me – was really looking forward – to Mina's continued CARNAL punishment. (That's why she gets paid the BIG bucks, right?)

Another guy takes the first dude's PLACE. He's smaller but still HUGE. He drills into Mina's cunt – at a more normal angle – but Mina's ANXIETY is hardly diminished.


We've barely started – and Mina already look like she's about to – start CRYING. Sweet. "Oh FUCK," she stammers. And I'm loving it. While she's being screwed – she JERKS off the other two guys with her hands. Good girl.

One dude switches to POUNDING her doggy from the rear, while Mina sucks on – another HUGE snake – out front. Even when she opens her mouth – as WIDE as it will go – she can only barely accommodate his GIRTH. The camera gets in close – to capture the OTHER dude jamming her BACKDOOR – as his nuts somehow manage to slap loudly against her. Mina's incessant HOWLING begins to get quite a bit louder.


Mina remains sprawled FACE-down on the sofa, as the THIRD guy takes a turn hammering Mina from the rear in her tight and very shallow cunt. She quiets her own SCREAMING by sucking lovingly on another nearby dick. The guy – with the BIGGEST member returns – and has Mina STAND UP before he pounds up into her. Surprisingly, she must be DEEPER in this position, for he successfully BAYONETS her nearly all of the way in.

There's something very EROTIC about watching a PETITE babe being VIOLATED so harshly, isn't there? They play TAG team with her pussy. And when there's a break in the action – the camera ZOOMS in to highlight Mina's very delicate-looking SNATCH – which is just a series of very PRETTY lines. Damn her. Gee, it's no WONDER she's so TIGHT.


One big guy – lifts Mina to give her – and IN-THE-AIR fucking, with her legs spread WIDE for our viewing enjoyment. He graciously DELIVERS her to another gent – where Mina promptly SITS cowgirl upon his dick. (Gee, I wonder how it feels – to have a cock that HUGE – up your cunt? I personally – have NO desire – to ever find out. Jesus.) Mina's CLEAN-SHAVEN twat makes the view of each dick VIOLATING her to be almost heavenly.


It's FUNNY. Mina can only accommodate ONE huge cock at-a-time in her PUSSY (so far). And her PALPABLE fear of being – PERMANENTLY damaged down there – made her screwing very compelling to watch.

Hats off to the director, who, I have to say – has done a MASTERFUL job – of providing us with a nice VARIETY of female emotions – from HAPPY and ELATED – to FEARFUL and WEEPING. Nice.


When Mina faces us while screwing – we see that her TITS, although not huge – are almost perfectly CIRCULAR in their appearance. Cute. One guy then jack-HAMMERS Mina from down below, which makes her TITTIES gyrate up-and-around so quickly – that the CAMERA can barely capture the action – it's so FLEETING. The extreme bouncing of her boobies – makes them look – MIRACULOUSLY a lot bigger. (I guess a ton of G-forces – will do that to you.)

Mina's almost NON-stop wailing – continues to get LOUDER.


Mina then spreads her nicely tanned THIGHS even wider -- as she watches in HORROR as another dude – attempts to join the guy already in her CUNT. When he sticks his dick in – to JOIN up with his buddy underneath – Mina looks at him PLEADINGLY, as if to say, "PLEASE, please – take it out."

The action reaches a satisfyingly CRESCENDO – after which Mina quickly dismounts – and ASSUMES her position kneeling on the floor.


MINA'S CUMSHOTS


Strangely, Mina's DEMEANOR suddenly transforms – and all of her tension miraculously DRAINS away from her face – as soon as she's on her knees. She's all SMILES – as she enthusiastically beckons each COCK – to bring forth its load.

The guy with the BIGGEST dick goes first (of course), and he gives Mina a few HEALTHY spurts. Even though he only gets about HALF of it inside, we can see a generous TABLESPOON of cum sitting atop Mina's pretty PINK tongue. Mina has flawless teeth – which really makes the FIRST cumshot look very appetizing. Mina smiles broadly, and she looks exceptionally attractive – with glistening BEADS of semen dotting her chin.


Mina then CURLS up the sides of her tongue – like a CANOE – to keep the first creamy load contained within. She smiles – and makes sensuous EYE contact – with her SECOND dude who is jerking off. When he's ready – Mina opens wide – as he presses his DICKHEAD right up against her slightly arched tongue. PUSHY, isn't he? He climaxes in about SIX generous squirts, and the CREAMY elixir is nearly OVERFLOWING out of Mina's pretty mouth.

A very thick FILM is now completely covering her tongue – which has an extremely MOUTHWATERING sheen. And, if we look closely – we can see even MORE cum – pooling lusciously in the BACK of her throat near her TONSILS. Wow.


The LAST guy rests his dick on her LIPS and lets fly. His cum is thick like TAFFY as it OOZES slowly out of his penis and into her mouth. He deposits almost all of it – just inside her wet lips. He then uses his dick like a SPATULA to scrape up the laggards just outside.


Mina opens WIDE to show us how much is INSIDE. The voluminous CUM forms a thick blanket extending from behind her TEETH – all of the way back to her SOFT PALETTE. Sweet. Her lips and tongue are matching shades – of GLISTENING pink – which, I hate to admit, also made ME surprisingly THIRSTY. Oh my.

Mina GARGLES the massive mouthful – which generates enormous BUBBLES of cum which ERUPT out of her mouth. She pushes the entire load forwards – to proudly DISPLAY it, before pursing her lips, tossing back her head – and SWALLOWING with a very visible "gulp."

Mina offers us a surprisingly WICKED laugh – as she smugly displays her EMPTY mouth afterwards, and coos – "ALL GONE" while giggling uncontrollably – as if we were expecting something less. She BLOWS us a kiss – as the camera HEARTWARMINGLY cuts away.


Although it may not be apparent from my description – Mina DEFINITELY had the prettiest, most APPETIZINGLY delicious cumshots – in the entire movie. Perhaps thats why – she gets to appear in the finale. Bravo.

Rather than just watching Mina's amazing finishes in a CONTINUOUS LOOP, I instead enjoyed her MARVELOUS outcome – along with the other babes' – in the stupendous CUMSHOT recap.


EXTRAS


The CUMSHOT recap in this movie, as you might expect – is truly OUTSTANDING, especially since every babe CAPTURES and SWALLOWS her men's numerous loads COMPLETELY.

This is the FEATURE I always watch FIRST – to see if there is an adequate PAYOFF to the video's fucking.


The CUMSHOT recap in this marvelous video – is definitely one you'll want to savor – over-AND-over again. It's that SATISFYING. Yum.


PHOTO GALLERY


In the Photo Gallery's next-to-LAST image, a moist DICK is positioned right next to Kira's anxiously waiting LIPS. In the FINAL photo, her beautiful MOUTH – is scrumptiously FULL of decadently white cum. In close-up, no less. ("Hi, Mom," Kira seems to say. Sick.)


CONCLUSION


I'm happy to report – that MIKE JOHN has seriously UPPED his game for this latest episode in his unparalleled "NO CUM DODGING ALLOWED" series.

The babes are really CUTE. The settings and photography are BRIGHT and COLORFUL.

But, most importantly – the ORAL cumshots are all as NUTRITIOUS and DELICIOUS – as nature has always intended. (I'm feeling – very fulfilled.) Please, don't miss out. Enjoy.



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