Down the Hatch 9 Review

My expectations of this disc are that it will be similar to others I have seen in this series. That is, reasonably well shot video of average looking girls fucking and sucking and then eating cum.

Capsule Review

Well, my expectations are about on the money. It is reasonably well shot video, nothing special but nothing awful either. The girls are all average to below average in looks. The sex is fairly mechanical as are the blowjobs. The cum eating is present and definitely represents the highlight of the scenes. One note to Diabolic, and I won't name any names since it would serve no purpose: why is it that in a cum-eating disc, you feature a number of guys who can barely produce a pop shot? I mean, some of these shots are positively pathetic!

Technical

This is a typical Diabolic release - nothing fancy, but solid video and audio.

Director

Mike John

Extras

Photo gallery, trailers, cum shot revue

Target Audience

Raincoaters, fans of cum eating

Scene Review

Scene 1 - Ashley Blue

I have been hearing a lot about Ashley Blue, so I was looking forward to seeing this scene in order to judge for myself. Well, I'm not favorably impressed. First off, she is average looking at best, below average is probably more accurate. She is realtively lifeless in her actions as far as giving and receiving. I just don't see the appeal. Anyway, 4 guys stand in the corners of a warehouse. She takes turns, kneeling before each and blowing them. Then they surround her for a quad BJ. Then they take turns fucking her as the others continue to receive BJs. Two of the guys are black for fans of interracial. Sex includes anal & dp. She finishes with the cum eating. I was not impressed with this scene. Whack Factor: 4

Scene 2 - Cameron

Cameron is a trashy looking blonde who is one of the two better looking girls in this DVD. Unfortunately, she has a large zit that is very prominently displayed on her face in this scene. Haven't they ever heard of makeup? Anyway, Cameron is a dirty thing that loves to talk nasty as well as to give BJs. This is a blowjob only scene. It is a very short scene and results in two miniscule pops. Why bother? Whack Factor: 4

Scene 3 - Ashley Long

Ashley Long is the second girl I have been looking forward to seeing. I always hear her compared to Angel Long who I really liked the last time I saw her. Ashley is not as good looking as Angel, and she is not as dirty either. She is a plain looking, dishwater blonde who could probably look very tasty with some makeup and wardrobe. Anyway, she takes on 3 guys in this scene. She fucks one while sucking on the other two. She does vag & PTM before taking a round of spooge to swallow. Then they do round 2 anally, and she swallows again. Whack Factor: 6

Scene 4 - Melanie

Melanie is a good looking brunette with nice jugs. She quickly strips out of her business suit and gives a guy head until he pops in her mouth. This is a very short scene, but is probably the best one on the disc. Whack Factor: 8

Scene 5 - Cameron

Cameron's back, but this time they used some makeup to cover the zit. They also draped her in a sexy bustier top and booty shorts. Much nicer! She looks good in this scene. The set for this one looks like somebody's dorm room, it's a pig sty! She looks right at home in this environment. She gets fucked vag with PTM, and then takes the biggest pop shot of the movie in her mouth. An okay scene. Whack Factor: 7

Scene 6 - Raylin

Raylin is one of those anomalies to me. She is cute, has a good bod, and performs really dirty. So why is it that she doesn't get me hard? I mean, not at all. Oh well, I'll try to be objective for you guys. She sits in a chair in a cinder block basement and gives a guy a BJ. Hasn't Diabolic got a budget for sets? Anyway, the oral is not bad and she talks dirty between sucks. She also does the only deep throating in the movie. She does vag and takes a pop shot to swallow. Then she does anal and takes another one to swallow. Whack Factor: 5

Scene 7 - Rose Petal

Rose Petal is a young blonde with a good bod. But she's got a mouthful of goddamn hardware! I mean, I'm sorry but girls with braces do nothing for me in a blowjob flic. They scare the shit out of me. That's a Cuisinart just waiting to happen. Anyway, these guys just stand around a concrete garage waiting for her to bob and kneel in front of them. She makes the rounds. They each pop in her mouth. Then she goes on to round 2, which consists of more sucking and fucking. She does vag & DPP before taking another round of shots to swallow. Whack Factor: 3

Scene 8 - Melanie

Melanie looks good in this scene. She wears a bikini and lays back as she fucks and sucks. She takes on two guys in this scene. I am glad that if Mike had to double up, he chose Melanie as one of the girls, since she is the hottest girl in this DVD. She does vag, PTM, DPP, anal, and ATM before taking two wimpy pop shots. Then she gets fucked for another minute or two, and takes two more wimpy pop shots. Then she does a DP and takes two more wimpy pop shots. Why didn't they save up the three wimpy rounds and let the guys do a good strong round instead? Whack Factor: 6

In Conclusion

The Down The Hatch line is dependable. You know what to expect and generally are not disappointed. This particular volume suffers from 2 problems: 1) lack of 'A' grade talent, and 2) lack of semen in the come shots. Too bad really, it's a shame to waste a volume, but better luck next time. Anyway, I would only recommend a purchase for collectors of the series.

Overall Whack Factor: 6

If you have any questions or comments about this review, please contact me at aybesea@my.adultdvdtalk.com

Other reviews by aybesea