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No Cum Dodging Allowed 7 Review

Jules Jordan Video

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Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  12/4/2006
Here we arrive to the latest chapter in one of porn's best series, No Cum Dodging Allowed. It it's storied history this series has seen some of porn's hottest girls shooting in it and with Mike behind the camera the shots you'd want for such a scene are covered and then some. This installment adds some more great names to the list from Annette Schwarz to Mia Bangg to Chelsie Rae to Keeani Lei. The girls swallow so much jizz that Mike had to spread the action over two discs so let's hit the highlights.

Keeani Lei:

Getting us started in this sexy little Asian doll and Mike starts out chatting with Steve Holmes and Brian Surewood before heading inside where we see a few more meatpuppets standing around and finally Mike finds his girl in one of the back bedrooms and she's already going at it. There's a good two man dick suck off leading to Keeani taking their loads in. She downs that with no problems and we follow that up with some good solo tease by Keeani as her ass is shown off. You see Holmes and Surewood peeking in through the window behind her and seconds later they are in there laying pipe and throat fucking Keeani. Well this didn't set well with the other fellas who walk in and find this action ongoing, so they pick up Keeani and take her to a much bigger room with a wide bed and they pick up the pace so to speak. Keeani has great energy and handles all the cocks with a perfect slutty attitude! You get a few loads here and there mixed in with the fucking which sees some extended double penetration of Miss Lei and we finish off with a good round of cum cocktails which she makes disappear. A good solid start to this one.

Chelsie Rae:

This next scene begins with Chelsie and boyfriend showing up and Mike letting them in. The two have a few words with Mr. John before the working cocks join in and they actually shake the boyfriends hand before he ducks out and we get to a good multi guy blowbang by Chelsie who gives off another good sluttish vibe and the guys save up some good loads for her to swallow. Of course with this series one round is never enough so a fresh group of fellas join Chelsie and there's more solid dick sucking by this sexy girl and this time there's some fucking as well including dp's. With the trio of Surewood, Holmes, and Mr. Pete they more than gave Chelsie all she could handle and she took it easily. After a good thorough drilling the guys splooge and splooge some more into the willing Chelsie Rae's mouth.

Tiffany:

On we go and Mike finds this sexy blond sitting outside by herself and he walks over and they converse a bit until she heads inside where we get to check out that body a little. Taking off the white shirt Tiffany reveals a big bust and with the bra removed we see yep she's stacked!! Not much boob play but you do see she's got some terrific tits. After losing the rest of her clothing this pretty lady is joined by three swinging dicks and she goes to it. Some fine head is given as well as the fellas laying pipe to both her holes including some double penetration. There was one position in particular I liked with Tiffany in spoon being analized and she's resting her head on Steve's lower belly while sucking him off and the third cock would come in over her other side and she's alternate between cocks and she looked so at ease here, a really good shot. An even better one then follows as they do reverse anal with more power throat fucking to Tiffany's mouth and finally the loads are shot. The young lady isn't satisfied as you might guess so more cocks are brought in and the fellas also fuck her some too in addition to the blowbang aspect. Another round is swallowed and we've had three pretty good scenes so far, now on to disc 2.

Kaci Starr:

Mikey starts us out here with some good upskirt shots and Kaci is accomodating showing off her ass and shaking it and check out the panties on here, very colorful!! She goes for a short walk and of course she's now thirsty from this trek so the hard cocks presented were most welcome as she drops down and starts engulfing them. A little two man brother blowbang yields some cum for Kaci, a little struggling but she gets the cum down but I don't think her thirst has been quenched. Kaci sits there with the cum still coating her chin and she rubs it in like a good facial mask and there's some pussy play too along with more good butt shots. Low and behold two more cocks are presented which this pretty young girl eagerly snaps up wih her mouth. Again only sucking here before the guys blow their loads with Kaci then going on another short journey until two more brothers offer up their cocks which Kaci was more than happy to drop down and take in. The guys also do the tilting her head off the couch upside down throat fuck leading to two more swallowed pops. I'm thinking she's only going to suck cock as we get three more schlongs for her sucking pleasure and Kaci does very well adding in this new meat. You have Everhard, Surewood, and Mr. Pete so perhaps some boinking will take place after all. Sure enough this young lady gets some meat in her pussy with cowgirl being a pretty good position as her booty looked so good bouncing up and down. The guys also make sure to give her ass some love doing a cowgirl dp as well as one in reverse. Well this was the longest scene I think and Kaci does well throughout taking the last three loads and making them disappear.

Mia Bangg:

Up next we have a girl who I've enjoyed throughout this year. Mia's got that great combination of phenomenal boobs and a great looking ass plus she's very energetic from the scenes I've watched. Mikey starts off with some butt tease but soon Mia's worked those perfect tits out and yes she licks both nipples and Mike's got the perfect shot too looking up as she does this. Mia then shows off her ass again before going on a short walk until she arrives in another room where a bevy of swinging dicks awaits her. The guys are all hands too groping her tits and diddling her twat. Mia counted 8 cocks and we're soon right into it as they're fucking her and she's sucking cocks left and right. Of course with Miss Bangg there's plenty of anal and dp play with Mike giving us all the good angles we could want as they fuck her in a variety of positions and Mia is kept busy too with a cock in her mouth at all times. Of course reverse cowgirl anal was a big highlight with those terrific tits bouncing everywhere and finally we get to the pops which she eagerly swallows. If you've enjoyed Mia as much as I have this year then this scene will totally make you happy and if you've not seen her this is a great intro.

Annette Schwarz:

Ok this cum hungry german is our last girl up and she's not sitting by herself long as the guys walk in and she's quickly gaggin on many cocks. Annette is a real aggressive girl and this totally reveals itself as she conducts this cock assault doing lots of gagging, using lots of spit, gagging on balls with Mike letting the camera roam in close, overhead, pulled back for a broad shot. They also do the tilt her head off the couch backwards throat fuck plus she eats some man ass so yeah she's a nasty slut!! Just listen to Kyle Stone enjoy himself but perhaps don't look as I don't want to see a man get his ass eaten and enjoy it this much, hehe. Only a throat bang here and Annette ends it holding a medium sized glass bowl for the guys to deposit their loads in with Annette doing some cleanup as they pop, dipping her tongue in for a taste, taking a few load in her mouth and then spitting it into the bowl and when they are done she proceeds to make sure all that cum in the bowl finds a home in her mouth! But she just doesn't swallow right away, no she takes another load right in her mouth, spits the cum back into the bowl, swirls it around some and then drinks it down once more. But our girl is far from done as a fresh group of dicks pops in and she devours them with no problem and just watch her munch again on man ass with a lot of gusto too as she's being ass fucked!! With Everhard in the mix as one of the guys and with Annette's aggressiveness this made for a very volcanic scene and she's fucked hard including long sessions of dp action. Of course having Surewood and Holmes there also added to the intense atmosphere and you can't say enough about how much Annette enjoys rougher sex and it just doesn't seem like work for her I think. Quite a way to end a solid swallowing title.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

This title started out solid but really picked up steam when we got to disc two with Kaci's multi blowbangs and anal work then we get to what I thought were the two best scenes which contrasted nicely with Mia Bangg and Annette Schwarz. Mia wasn't as overtly aggressive but the intensity was totally there as it was in Annette's scene where it went through the roof. Extra wise you get some BTS, a cumshot recap, and there's a photo gallery as well. If you've enjoyed this series in the past you'll see everything you've liked about it in this release and new viewers will get a solid representation of why Mike John is one of the kings of the gonzo genre. An easy purchase recommendation.



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