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Semen Sippers 7 Review

Jules Jordan Video

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Reviewed by picman  on  1/25/2009

Prologue If there's one thing Mike John is noted for, even moreso than POV shooting, it's semen. Whether it be Down The Hatch or No Cum Dodging Allowed, it's always been about sperm, and specifically, sperm swallowed. So, his variation on the theme in Semen Sippers is sperm shared. This is the seventh iteration of this series and Mike has had some magical pairings along the way. He has a nice mix in this video of proven stars like Dana DeArmond, Bobbi Starr, Adrianna Nicole, and Jada Fire, along with several women who have been getting great reviews the past year or so. It's likely that there'll be some fireworks here.
Wasting no time with tease, dusky, buxom Latina Charley Chase and former US military Chayse Evans are getting to know each other in the biblical sense. Titties are bared, sucked, hefted, plied and fondled. Lesbian passions are stoked, and Chayse seems to like rough play. Charley is the first to bury her tongue in some pussy, and she does it for real, not the porn clit flick I'm so tired of seeing. Chayse rolls her nipples for extra sensation, understandably enjoying the labia lapping that ends far too soon. Charley's booty shorts split with a zipper for Chayse to return fire, and when the camera pans out we can see Sean Michaels on the landing above, taking in all the action. When the girls catch sight of him stroking off, they literally climb up to share the huge meat stick. They start the tandem bj at the railing, climbing over and pushing Sean to a couch to really get down. They take turns trying to deepthroat him, Chayse going down almost all the way, and Charley getting some throat with good hand action. Chayse mounts Sean's tongue and has an abdominal heaving gasm. Charley wants some too, and they switch ends. After impaling her throat on his cock, Chayse mounts it for an RC variation that has her pitched forward and holding his ankles. I've always thought this was a more logical reverse position than the ordinary show variety because of the enhanced clitoral contact, and Chayse shows the effect rapidly. When she leans back to normal RC, Chayse is covered with a layer of sweat. Charley gets down to help them fuck, rubbing Chayse's clit while she's being pounded, then P2OGM. Sharing is caring, Chayse deepthroating Sean while Charley sucks his balls. She takes a ride in CG, her splendid booty bouncing nicely. Long poleing with Chayse forcing her ass down on the cock. Sticky streamers announcing Charley's impending orgasm which Chayse gets to clean off. Chayse eats at the "Y" while Sean enters her in doggy. Chayse fucks back in a ragged ecstasy before relinquishing the cock to Charley in spoon. Chayse sucks the sticky wicket and replaces it, letting Charley finish off a very satisfying looking nut. She sucks Sean's cock clean and puts it into Chayse's cunt in mish. Chayse directs Sean to an orgasm of her own, Charley finishing it with P2OGM. More mish with Chayse, who demands a pounding before being overcome. Charley in doggy, then Chayse. Sean cums in her mouth and the girls snowball back and forth, sealing the scene with a kiss.
The communication lines were open as the girls seemed very serious about getting off with Sean. He did his part, almost to perfection, and it made for an intense, but very fun scene.
Getting right to it are Claire Dames and Jada Fire, a vanilla/chocolate swirl of big (fake) boobs and ample, active bottoms. They rub up on each other's titties, then start exploring the nether regions. Claire spreads for Jada's studded tongue, then quickly returns the favor in this lesbian-lite foreplay. Steven French licks Claire from behind and James Deen fondles Jada's wet pussy as the guys enter for the main event. The ladies blow their respective partners, then Jada helps Claire out for a moment while James fucks her in mish. Claire mounts Steven in CG, and they're grouped close enough to qualify as a scrum, with the screwing starting out at a blistering pace. Tits and ass are bouncing, then P2M for both. Partners change and Jada is spooned while James tongues Claire's ass, a place everybody's going to know in the biblical sense, sooner rather than later. He fucks her in doggy. P2OGM for Claire, French reloading in mish. Claire looks like she has an orgasm, then a cut to Deen fingering her anus. While her holy of holies is being prepped, Jada already has a dick in her ass, in doggy. James spoons Claire till she begs for anal. As he eases into her ass, French gives her a taste of Jada's. RCA for Jada. Some choking for Claire while she's being cornholed. A2M for Jada. Doggy anal for Jada while Deen plunges a few fingers into Claire's vacant vagina. That's the hand that goes into Claire's mouth before French feeds her Jada's ass. Partners switch and both women are doing doggy anal, face to face. Both women do A2M, then RCA. Cut to spoon anal for Jada, CG for Claire. Mish anal for Claire, her knees pulled back to her ears. Mish anal for Jada while French spits into Claire's gapes. She tastes Jada's ass from Deen's dick, then gets him for a partner as French dicks Jada's behind in doggy. Side entry anal for Claire, Jada's turned for mish. Deen gets rough with Claire, first with choking, then a couple of hard face slaps. All consensual. Cut to side by side RCA. Repeated attempts by French to produce a gape from Jada have been fruitless, but he keeps plugging away. Cut to the girls on their knees working for the payloads. Jada takes a monster creaming in her mouth while Claire chickenheads James to get him ready to spew. He adds his cream to French's and Claire is all over Jada's mouth to take her share. She licks the copious strays from around Jada's mouth, then takes the snowball to play with and swallow. Very nicely done.
The chemistry between the girls seemed nice in the beginning, and the sex was at a fast and hard pace, though a little mechanical. I liked the way Claire threw her body around, and she provided the most "real" moments throughout, including her enthusiasm for the jizz cleanup.
I've been looking forward to this scene. My first view of Charlotte Vale. I believe she comes out of the northern California kink scene, much like her partner for the day, the irresistable and beautiful Adrianna Nicole. Both of these women are beautiful and sport great natural bodies (tattoos notwithstanding). Adrianna actually conducts an interview with Charlotte while roughly seducing her. Charlotte admits to being excited and Adrianna promises her "a really big cock". There's more than a hint of D/s going on here with Adrianna ordering Charlotte around in a gentle but firm manner. Charlotte masturbates for her while Adrianna toys with her pierced nipples. Charlotte asks for permission to cum and Adrianna grants it, menacing her neck as the pleasure wave builds. A polite "Thank You" followed by a slap across the face. Charlotte presents her ass, which is opened up already, Adrianna licking the hole and working a beaded dildo in. Out of her ass and into her mouth. Adrianna grabs Charlotte by the hair and leads her crawling up the stairs. Sean Michaels is waiting upstairs on a red couch, his tumescent tool sticking straight up out of his jeans. Charlotte camps in front of him like a good sub and starts running her studded tongue up and down the underside while Adrianna gets kissy face with Sean. Sean gets Adrianna fully into the mix, playing with her ass and having Charlotte remove the panties. The girls do a tandem bj, Adrianna showing her impressive deepthroat skills while Charlotte laps at Sean's balls. Charlotte makes an honest effort at emulating her friend, getting a gentle shove on the back of her head and advice from Adrianna. Sean maneuvers the girls around, first with their asses presented, then concentrating on opening and spit lubing Charlotte's pretty hole. Adrianna takes over the fingering and Sean gets behind her to thumb the smoldering blonde's hungry pucker. He makes an aborted attempt at sinking the pole, getting help from Charlotte before making another. Second time's the charm as he eases into Adrianna's happy ass, keeping Charlotte on point for lube and A2OGM. Side entry anal, Charlotte licking and sucking Adrianna's clit. Mish anal, Adrianna's legs spread wide and Charlotte sitting on her face, smooching with Sean. The girls morph into a 69, Sean and Adrianna lubing her ass. Quick bj action for Charlotte, then an anal penetration shot in RC with Adrianna's help. Really hot sequence here as Charlotte's expressive face tells the story of the pleasure/pain tip she's on. Adrianna needs some ass love also, Sean moving over to her in mish. She also has a tremendously expressive face, not to mention awesome tits. I'm sure Charlotte thinks so as well, as she suckles on them while they play with each other's pussy. A2M, deepthroat, then Charlotte makes another attempt and comes within a short inch of pubes. She gets some pussy love in spoon, Cut to RCA for Adrianna, Charlotte lapping at Sean's balls while ass juice runs down his shaft. He pulls out and pops into the girls' mouths, which then gets duly shared, Charlotte swallowing and thanking Sean, then being led away by her hair again.
This scene percolates from the beginning and turns into a fine, erotic brew. The one and only flaw is Sean's expectedly meager money shot, but the chemistry and action make that very minor.
Carolyn Reese and Riley Evans are sunning by the pool. Their tops are removed so they don't get tan lines. They help each other oil up, which turns them frisky and heated by more than the sun. Bottoms come off and they take it to the house where Carolyn pushes Riley onto the bed and dives into her muff. Erik Everhard makes his entrance face first in Carolyn's ass. Soon he's helping Carolyn tongue Riley. Erik fingers her pucker for good measure, then a cut to Riley sucking his dick in preparation for a doggy penetration of Carolyn. He somehow manages to contort himself to eat Riley while banging Carolyn, then skull fucks Riley while Carolyn prepares her pussy for penile assault. CG for Riley. Carolyn takes a ride on his tongue, keeping the girls within kissing range. Tandem bj. Carolyn gets spiked in RC. Erik holds her open so Riley can get her tongue on Carolyn's clit while she's being shafted, then goes up top for a ride on Erik's hungry tongue. Cut to mish with Riley, Erik pushing on her g-spot from outside while he rabbit fucks her. He attacks her wet hole with his tongue, then resumes fucking in spoon. Cut to Carolyn in CG. Given the opportunity to control the ride, she puts her ass into it nicely. Stacked doggy. Double P2M. Erik tests the depth of their throats. Doggy with Carolyn, then a slide over to Riley. Cut to the girls on their knees, working the load out in POV, Carolyn getting her tongue coated in thick cream. The obligatory cumswap and return snowball, sealed with some kissing.
Fast paced and commited performances, but for some reason didn't hit the spot for me.
LET'S GET READY TO RU-UUUUMBLE!!! That's how much I've anticipated the pairing of Dana DeArmond and Bobbi Starr. Two women whose resemblance is strong enough to be sisterly and churn up the incestual fetishists, but also a pair of sexual megastars. I know I've been late to the Bobbi Starr party, as this is my first reviewed scene of hers, but make no mistake, I've been caught up in her rapture and am ready and willing to drive the bandwagon. Dana, of course, is not only an open ass, but a wise one as well. Her patter can be almost as entertaining as her body. Almost. And speaking of bodies; Two juicy pears. Ripe, succulent, and ready to be devoured. Which brings us to the scene at hand.
Mike's camera captures Bobbi spreading Dana's butt, I think looking for a missing plug or something. Mike requests a full show from them in the tease portion and Bobbi sticks her tongue up Dana's ass, saying: "This is how Dana and I say hello to each other." No question where this scene is going as Bobbi fingers and tastes the hole repeatedly, much to Dana's delight. She really obsesses over the hungry hole, and if that sucker isn't ready for dick, it never will be. They take the action from the bar stool Dana's been propped on to a daybed in another room. Interestingly, Bobbi maintains a dominant posture in the lez hijinks, which runs counter to how she reacts to men, from what I've seen. Whatever, they both seem to be enjoying each other, and Bobbi adds some nastiness with spit swapping and rectum stretching. Dana finally gets to reciprocate, and of course she goes right for the ass as Bobbi lays back and spreads. She releases her titties and Dana has a field day sucking and squeezing those pert beauties. The lucky meat in this sandwich, Sean Michaels, approaches Dana from behind. He really doesn't want to disturb what's going on up top, but Dana's raised ass is too attractive a target to ignore. Sean tongue fucks Dana's pucker while she, in turn, does the same to Bobbi. She smothers Dana, which only increases her ardor as she comes up smacking, jiggling, and diving back for more. While Dana's indulging herself, Sean brings Bobbi some meat to play with. She buries the bone in her throat and chicken heads Sean with about as much style and grace as I've ever seen. Dana doesn't want to be deprived and grabs a share for herself. Slightly shorter and choppier strokes gets her saliva running. Bobbi throat fucking effortlessly and Dana swallowing more real estate with every opportunity. This is somewhat reminiscent of the great Jeanna Fine/Anna Malle (RIP) scene from New Wave Hookers 5, as Dana seems spurred on to greater lengths by the extraordinary abilities of her partner. Two musicians trading eights in this cock jam, then harmonizing on the shaft, balls, and tip. Dana gets down on Sean's cock far enough to wear his balls as a moustache (with Bobbi's help, of course), and the atmosphere is decidedly festive. Bobbi even tosses some Michaels salad while Dana is enlarging her oral repertoire. I almost didn't want this to end, but all good things must, and I don't want them not to fuck. Dana mounts Sean's face and Bobbi impales her pussy on him in CG. Cut to Dana taking him up the ass in RC, her pussy being spanked, rubbed, and pulled by Bobbi while her guts are being invaded. A2OGM, then Dana drops down for her share. Bobbi rides CG anal and Dana busies her own ass with a clear, beaded dildo. Doesn't stop her from A2OGM, or helping out with her tongue or hands in any way possible. It's all nasty fun as Bobbi has a great ride. She pulls Dana's dildo out with her mouth and tongues the gape, holding it open for Sean's tumescent truncheon. Face down, ass up, she takes Sean's dick in an almost piledriver position. Bobbi is right there for cock cleanup. Cut to up and over doggy anal for Bobbi while she continues to ply Dana's rectum. Another quick cut to side by side mish anal, Dana first. Love the way she rocks towards the cock in a very positive manner. A2OGM, deepthroat, then Bobbi replaces the cock in Dana's butt. Somehow Dana's foung a pocket rocket, and she's buzzing her clit, but Bobbi snatches it away and clamps her mouth down on the area. Mish anal for Bobbi, but not before Sean picks up the pace with Dana and pounds out what looks like an authentic assgasm. Whatever he did, she's got a nice winking gape to remember him by. Sean sucks Bobbi's toes before entry, which spurs Dana to do the same. Bobbi's ecstatic. Long strokes in that honey of an ass, Dana playing with her cunt, sucking dick, and face sitting. With Bobbi rubbing her little genie and Sean stroking her digestive system, she orgasms. The only thing left for these three to do now is to satisfy the title of the video. Some hot talk from Dana into Sean's ear is all it takes to put things in motion, and he feeds them like two baby birds. They both want to make sure they get every drop out of the hose before sharing what they have, and they continue playing with each other as they pass it back and forth.
Incredible scene! Bobbi and Dana are a team made in porn heaven. Sean has the good sense to let them run roughshod over him for most of the scene, keeping his manipulations to a minimum. Stunningly sexual women who thoroughly enjoyed each other and put on a great show doing it.
Epilogue Five scenes, and two of them are among the best Mike John has ever shot imo. Not surprisingly, they're the ones with the women most involved in the kink scene, nor that great scenes get their momentum from enthusiastic and skillful blow jobs. Adrianna Nicole, Charlotte Vale, Dana DeArmond, and Bobbi Starr bring an authentic sexuality to these doings, and they make this a memorable edition of Semen Sippers. The other three pairings went from strong to serviceable, with the Charley Chase/Chayse Evans pairing at the top and Riley Evans/Carolyn Reese scene just not getting there for me. Jada Fire/Claire Dames was workmanlike, but rarely inspired. But ultimately I'd have to say that the whole here is greater than the sum of its parts, and this video achieving elite status on the basis of two "must see" scenes.
The Disk The five scenes are comfortably spaced over two disks with a conventional set of extras on the second, including a nice BTS that prominently features the production contrubutions of Tim Von Swine. There's also a cumshot recap, photo gallery, cast list, and trailers.
Recommendation The haters can bitch all they want about Mike John's use of Sean Michaels in three of the five scenes, but I'm posting a buy notice on this video.
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