Down The Hatch 8 Review

When I first started out watching porn, I used to think that anal sex and DP’s (double penetrations) were the nastiest things a girl could do on film. After watching a few cumshot videos with my boyfriend, though, I’m now thoroughly convinced that drinking cum is even raunchier! My boyfriend absolutely loves it! I mean, from a guy’s perspective, what’s not to like? Every orifice of a woman’s body can now become a tunnel of pleasure – and conclusion!

As a gonzo film, the cumshots – and cum drinking – in this video seem a lot more real. The girls talk about how much they love to catch and swallow cum. And they genuinely appear to enjoy both giving pleasure and savoring the flavor of each man’s creamy “thank you” at the end. The action is pretty hot. And with such satisfying finishes, I’ve definitely gained a greater appreciation for all types of nastiness, from pussy and anal fucking, DP’s, and even ass-to-mouth (sucking on a cock after it emerges from your anus), from watching films like this.

Several of my favorite actresses appear; Jessie J, Fujiko Kano, and Shyla Stylz. Jessie, a cute blonde from England, catches her loads while kneeling. Fujiko, a gorgeous Asian babe with huge knockers, takes hers while lying on her back. And Shyla, a vivacious blonde, downs her servings after giving DP’s and being fucked doggy in her ass.

A pretty Hispanic girl, Alisha Lopes swallows her cum after giving her men both blowjobs and pussy. Brooke Balentine, who is a really exciting fuck (but who I don’t think is very attractive) swallows every drop that comes her way. And my boyfriend’s favorite, Lexi Lane, spends a lot of time screwing missionary on her back before romantically catching her man’s output hungrily between her lips.

After watching the really intense fucking that’s present in this movie, it just seems more natural for a girl to lovingly capture her man’s cum in her mouth – rather than taking it across her face, tits or ass – which, when you think about it, is just plain silly! I guess this series is famous for how it really focuses the camera on a girl’s pretty face – as the cum is deposited within. And the girls don’t just swallow it straight away. They sometimes gargle with it, roll it around their tongues, or push it out on to their front teeth – to prove how much they enjoy it --before sending it on a passionate one way trip to their warm tummies.

As an aside (and this has nothing to do with the movie), my grandmother once gave me some advice by admitting to me (rather proudly, I might add) that she didn’t give my grandpa “intercourse” until after they were married. My mother chimed in similarly (on another occasion) by telling me that she wouldn’t give my daddy “head” until after they had tied the knot. (In all honesty, Ma, there are some things your kids really don’t want to hear, ok?)

In my case, as a modern woman (who gets married later, and gives it up sooner), I’ll probably have to use different tools to get my guy across the finish line. I had always assumed that I would let him fuck me in the ass, or offer him a threesome (with another girl) as his incentive. But now I’m wondering if promising to swallow his cum might not be a better enticement -- especially after hearing him beg for it, in a moment of passion later, after we both enjoyed watched this truly marvelous film!

I know that my boyfriend thinks that watching ‘Down The Hatch #8’ (and other movies like it) will help me to acquire a taste. But I hate to burst his bubble. Rather than encouraging me to let him climax in my mouth, this movie has only given me – a terminal case of penis envy! (Guys are so lucky!) Peace out!