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Nice Rack 4
Release date: 11/8/2000
Reviewed on: 12/6/2000 by Principal Skinner
Starring: Mark Davis, Vince Vouyer, Jon Dough, Misty, Erik Everhard, Tera Patrick, Cherry Lee, Casey, Dorian Grant, Leandra
Studio: Anabolic
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: A cleverly descriptive and aptly titled series from Anabolic, NICE RACK continues in the company's tradition of giving steamy hardcore in a well-developed package. Â This fourth edition of the series is a pretty clear winner overall, and will only disappoint those who don't like raw and nasty fucking and sucking, or other who actually prefer to see silicone packed into a porn star's chest like stuffing in a turkey. Â Of course, it does help that NICE RACK #4 also happens to feature one of the most popular starlets of the new millennium, namely Tera Patrick, who is always stunning in appearance and performance. Â This two-hour, twenty minute production features six straight sex scenes with six different actresses.
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On Her Back
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/5/2000 by Mike Sweetser
Starring: Dyanna Lauren, Anna Malle, Joey Silvera, Marc Wallice, Jonathan Morgan, Jenna Jameson, Nikki Randall
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Hey! More Vivid! This is what you would call "couples porn". This is the kind of DVD you would watch with a significant other. It's not raunchy at all. This is about as tasteful as a video can get without being declared softcore. Everything is revealed in detail, but it's done in a good fashion, if that makes sense. The storyline is light, with a very romantic feel. The DVD is set in 1508, and the Pope needs the Sistine Chapel painted..but Michelangelo's too busy to do it. Instead, he recommends his sister, Michelangela, played by the stunning Dyanna Lauren. The Pope isn't interested (at least not yet) in having a woman do such an important job. Things change by video's end, though. The best scenes, of course, involve the ladies. In the middle of the movie, Anna Malle introduces the virginal (ha!) Dyanna to the wonders of intercourse as the two go at it in one of the best lesbian scenes I've seen in a long time. Jenna Jameson, in one of her first roles, watches on from afar, and gets going afterward with Anna as Dyanna watches.
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Motel Blue
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/5/2000 by Mike Sweetser
Starring: Billy Glide, Kobe Tai, Lexi Leigh, Timber, Jacklyn Lick, Marc Wallice, Jamie Lee, Deva Station, Joel Lawrence
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: The second DVD I bought, and the first one from big name Vivid. Right off, you notice the difference between this DVD and one from a smaller company like VXI - tons and tons of extra features. Even the quality on the DVD is higher, a direct result of Vivid's production values. Multiple angles show off the advancement of the DVD technology, as you can switch to different views of the action. We'll start with the good points - the women look great in this video, especially Kobe Tai, the star of the flick, and the beautiful Deva, especially when they engage in the final and hottest scene of the video. The dancing between Deva and Jacklyn Lick is also tremendous, and even better, this scene features multiple angles. Ever wanted to see a lapdance from a different angle? Go right ahead. It's fun! Now the bad part. The rest of the scenes are..well, not nearly as good. They consist mainly of Kobe peeping in on couples twice, being caught once and dragged into the middle of a threesome.
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Bottom Dweller 6, The
Release date: 11/26/2000
Reviewed on: 12/5/2000 by Kobiata
Starring: Chloe, T.J. Hart, Keisha, Nina, Crystal, Vivi Anne, Charlene Aspen, Nicol, Sophie Evans, Ryan Conner, Nikita Denise, Kristen Kane, Lena Ramon
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Patrick Collins
Review brief: The Bottom Dweller 6 by Patrick Collins Elegant Angel DVD / 2000 / 145 Minutes  DISC FEATURES Specifications: - DVD-Video - Single-Layer Disc Aspect Ratio(s): - 4:3 Audio: - English Standard Features: - Interactive Menus - Scene Access Additional Features: - Photo Gallery - Trailers   Starring: Chloe, Nikita Denise, Sophie Evans, Ryan Conner, Charlene Aspen, Keisha, Nina, T.J. Hart, Vivi Anne, Lena Ramone, Kristin Kane, Nicol, and Crystal Overall: This is a very odd and strange movie with a good looking female cast. This cast had much potential to turn in great potential, but most of the scenes except for scene 4 did not. DVD Quality: The picture quality could be better. The picture is not that sharp since the picture experiences minor bleeding. The audio quality is okay. Extras: One word: WEAK. It has an inadequate photo gallery and trailers of outdated Elegant Angel movies. LIKES: Chloe's acting and her lesbian action is really good. Also, Vivi Anne's performance both in the all-girl orgy and the other orgy are good too. Sophie Evans is hot
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Pure Bliss
Release date: 9/14/2000
Reviewed on: 12/4/2000 by Diville
Starring: Ian Daniels, Temptress, Monique DeMoan, Cheyenne Silver, Anna Malle, Jon Dough, Devin Wolf, Joel Lawrence, Dale Dabone
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Starring: Temptress, Anna Malle, Cheyenne Silver, Monique DeMoan, Devin Wolfe, Jon Dough, Joel Lawrence, Ian Daniels, and Dale DaBone Directed By: Bud Lee You've probably seen this movie before when it was called something else and when it starred other people. Remember that adult movie about the woman who entertained erotic fantasies and became attracted to a mysterious man who was not her husband? Did you see that movie? Well, here it is again, only this time it stars Temptress, Cheyenne Silver, and Anna Malle. Sure, the story is a cliche, but the girls sure look good occupying it. Temptress (You don't suppose that's the name on her birth certificate do you?) is a writer with a somewhat happy sex life called on to compose a collection of erotic stories. Through the power of sexual fantasy, she begins to let her libido wander, even if it means she must let it explore outside the boundaries of her relationship with true love Devin Wolf. One could call her erotic stories "trite" and one would be right.
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Matador 2: Ally Goes to the Wild Side
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/3/2000 by LaNIKITA2000
Starring: Yves Baillat, Meri, Nicole, Janet, Stephany Steel, Holly Fosters, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Krystal de Boor, Jean-Pierre Armand, Nikki Stone
Studio: Private
Directed by: Jean-Yves Le Castel
Review brief: Title: Matador 2 Studio: Private DVD Director: Jean Yves Lecastel DVD Release Date: 1/2000 Talent: Janet, Nicole, Nikky Stone, Krystal de Boor, Stephani Steel, and Holly Fosters Length: 1 hr 30 min Overall: Stephani Steel and Janet have the best sex scenes. If I had to pick which scene is the better of two, I would choose Stephani's. This lady has it all. She has a nice, tight, and tanned body with legs that never end.  DVD Quality: Picture quality was good. No complaints here. Audio quality was superb. Furthermore, the sex sounds were not dubbed. It is pleasant to hear the women's moans. . .but at what cost? . . . one has to deal with the annoying phrases that the men say during the sex! Extras: Just the standard PRIVATE extras. . .but that is more than enough! LIKES: Stephani! Stephani! Stephani! Need I say more. She takes a healthy protein shake on her cheeks, chin, and eyes. Instead of reacting in an adverse manner, she takes it all in stride.
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Mavericks 1
Release date: 6/19/2000
Reviewed on: 12/3/2000 by joeblow69
Starring: Trent Reed, David Thompson, Chad Conners, Sunny Markham, J.T. Sloan, Chad Donovan, Rob Cryston, Bo Garrett, Mark Montana, Tony Piagi, Pagan Prince, Scott Randsome, Beau Saxon
Studio: Studio 2000
Directed by: John Travis
Review brief: Ya gotta love cowboys. There is just something about hot rugged men out on the range, living the simple life that makes my dick stand to attention. With this is mind, I was really stoked when Mavericks showed up in my mailbox. The first scene stars Mark Montana and J.T. Sloan. Mark is supposed to be Studio 2000s big new discovery hes on the cover, and is the only guy that shows up in more than one scene. I was not impressed, though. He looks good with his clothes on, but as soon as he takes off his shirt you notice that he doesnt have any pecs! Head back to the gym, Mark! When his pants come off, we see he does have a very large cock, but what good is it if he cant get it fully hard? The two guys suck each other off, and take turns cumming before things get anal. To my surprise, this is a flip/flop scene, with Mark getting fucked first (I thought for sure Mark was a top only). When its Marks turn to fuck J.T., he has to squeeze the base of his cock the whole time in order to get it hard enough to penetrate J.T.
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Pure Masturbations
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/2/2000 by LaNIKITA2000
Starring: Dee [II] (classic female), Rebecca Lord, Avalon, Tara
Studio: Sinthetic
Review brief: Title: Pure Masturbations Studio: Sinthetic DVD Director: Francois Clousot DVD Release Date: 8/2000 Talent: Rebecca Lord, Coralie, Avalon, Dee, Jessica Darlin, Olivia Del Rio, Suze, Sheila, Dru Berrymore, and Tara Foster Length: 58 minutes Overall: I was a little disappointed about how short the scenes were and how they ended. I assumed that they ended with the lady climaxing but who knows! I wish the scenes were more intense. One solution to this could have been releasing the audio track of the ladies moaning. Besides that, it has a great looking cast of women! The best scene is by far Sheila's. If you want something more graphic than Playboy or Penthouse DVD, then this DVD is for you!  DVD Quality: The video quality is grainy at times like a VHS tape. The sound is muffled especially the sex sounds. I like the music but I think it would be best the ladies' sound dominated the audio track. Extras: This DVD is very weak on extras. . .
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Pick Up Lines 2
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/2/2000 by LaNIKITA2000
Starring: Kim Kataine, Jill Kelly, Peter North, Ed Powers, Felecia, Vince Vouyer, Taboo, Nici Sterling, Wilde Oscar, Alex Dane, Sean Rider, Lori Michaels, Goldie Star, Ceran Morris, Demi Fairbanks, Nicole Jefferson
Studio: Odyssey
Directed by: Tom Stone
Review brief: Title: Pick Up Lines 2 Studio: OGV Director: Tom Stone Production Year: 10/1995 Talent: Jill Kelly, Alex Dane, Nicole Jefferson, Nici Sterling, Goldie Star, Kim Kataine, Taboo, Demi Fairbanks, Felecia Length: 2 hrs 14 min DVD Layout: Single-sided single layer Overall: The DVD has some quality scenes. However, the ones that did not make it affect the overall score. The best scene is the orgy scene with Jill Kelly and Demi. After all it contains Peter North's trademark facial! DVD Quality: The picture quality is saturated at times Plus, the colors are not as vivid as one would expect from a digital remastering.. Extras: I am disappointed on the extras.
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Deep Behind the Scenes with Seymore Butts 1
Release date: 8/2/2000
Reviewed on: 12/1/2000 by astroknight
Starring: T.T. Boy, Steven St. Croix, Peter North, Mickey Ray, Felecia, Caressa Savage, Alex Sanders, Christi Lake, Melissa Hill, Stephanie Swift, Nici Sterling, Taylor Hayes, Jonathan Morgan, Madelyn Knight, Crystal Gold
Studio: Ultimate
Review brief: Running Time: 126 min. Date of Production: 12 / 30 / 1995 Director: Seymore Butts Cast: Felecia, Stephanie Swift, Nici Sterling, Melissa Hill, Caressa Savage, Christi Lake, Taylor Hayes, Madelyn Knight, Crystal Gold, Sid Deuce, Alex Sanders, Peter North, Steven St. Croix, T. T. Boy, Jonathan Morgan, Mickey Ray, and of course, Seymore Butts Initial Expectations: Pretty high. I enjoy watching the behind the scenes of adult films, and Seymore Butts is almost always enjoyable. Initial Reaction: I would have liked to see some other and deeper behind the scenes stuff, but Deep Behind the Scenes with Seymore Butts Vol.
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Night Trips
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/29/2000 by DeathIncarnate
Starring: Peter North, Randy Spears, Porsche Lynn, Victoria Paris, Jamie Summers, Ray Victory, Tori Welles, Tanja De Vries, Marc De Bruin
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Andrew Blake
Review brief: Starring : Tori Welles, Jamie Summers, Porsche Lynn, Randy Spears, Peter North etc. Directed, photographed, edited and written by : Andrew Blake Running Time : 74 Minutes Review : One of the best-known films of Andrew Blake (and yes, this is shot on glorious 35mm), Night Trips is also his first hardcore outing. All the typical Blake trademarks are here : Fast cutting, beautiful women who are heavily made up and costumized (though less excessively here than usual), and great cinematography and lighting. Indeed, after having been let down by EVERY shot- on-film feature, this was the first that was both properly developed (no extreme grain or bad color correction) and really well shot.
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Up and Cummers 33
Release date: 6/7/2000
Reviewed on: 11/28/2000 by Diville
Starring: John Decker, Randy West, Vince Vouyer, Tatiana, Angelina, Nadia Moore, Charlie Macc
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Randy West
Review brief: You never know what to expect from Randy West and his Up & Cummers series. Of course, you can count on pre-sex interviews and pro/am production values, but so much depends on the quality of the girls he features. Just look at the ones he puts on his covers; if you think you'd like to see them having sex, then you won't be too disappointed. It's not too hard to divine that if the girls look good, then they'll look good fucking. It's all straight forward business, really. This time around, with Volume 33, West gives us Tatianna and Nadia Moore, both of whom could have been major league adult stars had they chosen to stick around the business longer. Though they are the only high points on the disc, their participation, alone, is enough to recommend the DVD. The main attractions must wait, however, as Randy introduces us first to Angelina, a Southern Florida housewife. I'm not saying that Angelina is a turn off, but fantasizing about housewives has never really been the most popular of male pastimes.
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Samurai Debutantes
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/18/2000 by Evil_Rip
Starring: Ed Powers, ChocoBall, Helicopter Man, Arisa, Haruka, Karen Izumi, Rin Kurogi, Miyu, Lina Shinjo, Natsuya Togawa, Steve
Studio: Samurai
Review brief: TITLE: Samurai Debutantes Studio: Samurai Directed: Ed Powers, Steve? Starring: Female: Haruka, Miyu, Arisa, Karen Izumi, Lina Shinjo, Rin Kuroki, Male: Helicopter Man, Chocoball, Natsuya Togawa, Ginji Sagawa, Mirai Mochizuki, Ryuji Maeda, Steve, Ed Powers Looks: The women are hot looking, as for the men Ed Powers brings down the Average a whole lot. Not even CHocoball and Helicopterman can bring up this average. Running Time: ~2:00 Format: Single Sideded DVD Features: Slide Show, Chapter Selection, Previews SAMURAI DVD Review - Prologue Why do I keep buying these DVDs? They arent cheap. Yet Here I am owning a whole lot of them. All purchased in mass quantity with some nice coupons of course. So what is it? Is the action great? Well that depends. If we compare it to all porn in general, then no. If we only look at this as Japanese-Only, then It is alright. Some of it is good.
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Matt Gunther & Friends
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/16/2000 by joeblow69
Starring: Nick Leonetti, Joey Stefano, Matt Gunther, Lyle Parker, Brock Logan, Hunter Scott, Randy White
Studio: Metro
Review brief: First things first, who the heck is Matt Gunther? I certainly never heard of him before. He sure must have a lot of friends, though, because he is in 7 out of the 9 scenes in this DVD. Matt has a fairly long dick, nice body, and a really poofy hair-do. I hope you like him, because you are going to be seeing quite a bit of him. Heres a quick rundown of the 9 scenes: Scene 1: Matt and some other guy in prison. There is some nice fingering here before Matt stuffs his sausage up the other guys ass. Scene 2: Matt and some other guy on a bed. This scene is pretty good, but uses way too much looping. Also, the lighting is kinda bad. Scene 3: Matt fucking some younger guy on a really corny beach set. This scene is fun because Matts bottomboy obviously is not used to getting porked by such a big one, and winces in pain repeatedly. Scene 4: We finally get a break from Matt, and are treated to two young well-hung twink types.
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Bring'Um Young
Release date: 11/8/2000
Reviewed on: 11/16/2000 by Principal Skinner
Starring: Mark Davis, Vince Vouyer, Jon Dough, Mickey G., Erik Everhard, Nature Blossom, Bella, MoJo, Paige Sinclair, Gauge, Skylar Knight, Adriana Sage
Studio: Anabolic
Directed by: Jon Dough
Review brief: Contrary to the misleading title, BRING 'UM YOUNG has nothing to do with the Mormon-based University [drum roll], but rather, is just another porn DVD from the decidedly non- conservative institution known as Anabolic Video. Of course, any xxx-rated movie with a title like this is bound to raise a few eyebrows as well as other body parts, but rest assured, there are no Traci Lords-aged girls in this feature. But like the BARELY LEGAL series from Hustler Video, this video is an obvious (and commendable, might I add) attempt to pander to the dirty old man/woman buried deep in every porn watcher's heart. However, once you get past the novelty of seeing young and the restless at play, maintaining viewer interest in this series will ultimately depend on the strength of its fucking and sucking scenes. Thankfully, BRING 'UM YOUNG meets up to Anabolic standards for raw, uninhibited, and adulterated white hot sex.
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Naughty College School Girls 3
Release date: 9/12/2000
Reviewed on: 11/15/2000 by Endorphin
Starring: Eric Price, Lexington Steele, Jewel De'Nyle, Nacho Vidal, Chris Charming, Tasha Hunter, Karina, Mariah Wind, Karinna
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Scott Taylor
Review brief: Pros: 3 of the chicks seem to be having a really good time, pleated skirts, Jewel's wicked machine- gun hip action Cons: spitting, one chick looks like she is about to cry, sex scenes sometimes start with sex already in progress. Starring: Tasha Hunter, Jewel De'Nyle, Karina, Mariah Wind, Eric Price, Chris Charming, Nacho Vidal, Lexington Steel The cover of this DVD boasts "the Nastiest, Most Intensely Erotic Sex Scene Ever Filmed!". Of course, a claim like that usually requires some backing up. When I think of "nastiest" I expect 30 college girls swinging from chandaliers, the cameraman getting dizzy from trying to cpature way too much action. When I think "erotic" I think of slower paced action like something you would expect from Red Shoe Diaries, Zazel, or Night Trips. Does this DVD match my expectations? No. But none-the-less I did enjoy it. The first three scenes start with a chick pseudo- masturbating with music and blah blah blah in the background.
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Gangbang Girl 11, The
Release date: 11/8/2000
Reviewed on: 11/13/2000 by Principal Skinner
Starring: Deborah Wells, Mark Davis, Jake Steed, Tony Tedeschi, Lady Berlin, Dick Nasty, Ron Jeremy, Julian St. Jox, Tony Montana, Stephanie Duvalle, Cal Jammer, Rick Blaine, Benedict Canyon, Derrick Taylor
Studio: Anabolic
Directed by: Christopher Alexander
Review brief: After a few lackluster editions of this popular series following Selena Steele's impressive performance (in numbers 7-8) , THE GANG BANG GIRL returns to fine form with smoky and sexy brunette Deborah Welles headlining this three ring circus with fellow Euro actresses Monique and Berlin. Sporting an alternate photo to the original VHS boxcover, GBG #11, in my humble but informed opinion, marked a decisive uptrend and consistency in erotic heat and video quality which made this series exceptional. Although #11 isn't my favorite edition (hands, err...down, Francesca Le's performance in #13 left me breathless with awe and wonder over her carnal nastiness and has yet to be matched), just watching supermodel-esque brunette Deborah ravaged (in the purely playful sense, of course) by nine guys (even if one of them happens to be the repulsive Tony Montana) is worth the purchase price of admission alone.
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Hardcore Hairdresser
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/11/2000 by LaNIKITA2000
Starring: Brick Majors, Julian, Kyle Stone, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Elle Devyne, Lauren Montgomery, Ginger Paige, Tracy Love, Keri Windsor, Eric Masterson, Maya Divine
Studio: VCA
Review brief: TITLE: Hardcore Hairdresser Studio: VCA DVD Director: F.J. Lincoln Date of Release: 7/1999 Talent: Lauren Montgomery, Maya Divine, Ginger Paige, Tracy Love, Elle DeVyne, and Keri Windsor Length: 1 hour 57 minutes Format: Single-sided single layer NOTE: Condoms used in all vaginal and anal penetrations Synopsis: Nikita (Lauren Montgomery), a city woman, has just inherited an old barber shop located in a small town from old Uncle Wynn. She has some big plans for this shop in more ways than one. Scene One: Lauren Montgomery and a man Adam, the cowboy barber, narrates the story involving Nikita. Nikita and her boyfriend checks out the old barber shop and in the process they have sex. She appears to be in her thirties and not really attractive but she has the skillz! Lauren undresses him so she can suck his rod. She uses a hand-mouth combination by sliding her hands down his shaft while she sucks. After several minutes, the man slides her plastic transparent undies off. He fingers and licks her pussy until he penetrates her.
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Confessions of Hollywood Housewives
Release date: 8/16/2000
Reviewed on: 11/10/2000 by Draken
Starring: John Decker, Nick East, Ruby, Julian, Dave Hardman, Mark Davis, Tina Tyler, Candy Apples, J.J. Michaels, Melanie Stone, Shyla Foxxx, Anthony Crane, Herschel
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Jace Rocker
Review brief: Production Information Studio: Cal Vista Stars: Shyla Foxx, Melanie Stone, John Decker, Mark Davis, Tina Tyler, Candy Apples, Nick East, Dave Hardman, Ruby, JJ Michaels, Anthony Crane, Herschel, and Julian Pre Viewing Expectations Non-explicit photos shows us some shots of the movie. There is a write up which gives us a brief synopsis of the plot. A list of the stars and the included extras are also mentioned. The Main Event The wife of a soap opera producer is feeling a bored, and has dreams of doing the pool guy (how original). The producer gets some side action from his secretary in his office. The secretary has a pretty convincing orgasm before they try some anal action. The scene concludes with him giving her a facial. When the ratings of her husband's show starts to drop, his wife wanting to protect his job (and her standard of living), and three other bored housewives decide to "research" sex in order to spice up the script of the soap opera.
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Pure Bliss
Release date: 9/14/2000
Reviewed on: 11/4/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Ian Daniels, Temptress, Monique DeMoan, Cheyenne Silver, Anna Malle, Jon Dough, Devin Wolf, Joel Lawrence, Dale Dabone
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Running Time: 95 min. Production Date: 7 / 30 / 99 Director: Bud Lee Cast: Temptress, Anna Malle, Cheyenne Silver, Monique DeMoan, Devon Wolfe, Jon Dough, Joel Lawrence, Ian Daniels, and Dale DaBone Extras: Previews, photo gallery, and bios of a few of the cast members. The extras are pretty typical of Adam & Eve's previous releases. Audio Quality: Very uneven. I found myself constantly working the volume on my TV. There's also a few spots which seem obviously dubbed and a few that seem dubbed but aren't that noticeable. Video Quality: Good. Music: The music is soft and romantic through most of the movie. It's also well balanced with the rest of the audio. Initial Expectations: With Raven Touchstone writing, Bud Lee directing, and Temptress and Anna Malle in the cast this seems like a sure winner. Initial Reaction: Pretty average.
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Up and Cummers 31
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/31/2000 by Diville
Starring: Stacy Valentine, Bridgette, Mahogany, Alexia, Shane Tyler
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Randy West
Review brief: Starring: Stacy Valentine, Shane Tyler, Alexia, Mahogany, Bridgette Belle, Randy West, Vince Voyeur, Alex Sanders, DJX Directed By: Randy West Stacy Valentine is really a special piece of work. All those curves. All that enthusiasm. All that sweat. Really, it's as if she's been genetically engineered to fuck for our entertainment. I'm sure she's also a very nice girl, and I suspect she'd be fun to talk to about things other than sex, but until she pays me a visit to engage in polite dinner conversation, I'm going to think of her in sexual terms. Besides, how fun is it to fantasize about conversation? Up & Cummers 31 is all about Stacy Valentine. There are three other scenes on the disc, but they're really irrelevant. Stacy is the star of the show. Randy West was lucky enough to get Stacy for his long running pro-am series before she hit the porn big time, as he has been fortunate to do with other starlets. After all, that is the purpose of his line.
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America's 10 Most Wanted 2
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/30/2000 by Diville
Starring: Claudia Chase, Leanni Lei, Alex Sanders, Olivia del Rio, Vince Vouyer, Steve Drake, Teri Starr, Shawnee, Alice, Toni James, Frank Towers, Margo Stevens, Christian Todd, Sadie Sexton, Colt Steel
Studio: Gen XXX
Directed by: Tom Stone
Review brief: Starring: Alice, Avalon, Claudia Chase, Leanni Lei, Margo Stevens, Olivia delRio, Shawnee, Sadie Sexton, Teri Starr, Toni James, Alex Sanders, Colt Steele, Steve Drake, Vince Voyeur Directed By: Tom Stone America's Ten Most Wanted 2 is top of the line porn...on paper. That is to say that there's nothing about this production that should leave you wanting more, and yet it does. There are 10 scenes with 10 beautiful women here, and the sex takes place in some very attractive locations. Still, after watching this DVD I was left asking myself, "Is that it?" Filmed in and around a well appointed mansion, America's Ten Most wanted 2 is a collection of unconnected sex scenes. There's no unifying plot or principle. What these scenes have in common is that the female talent is introduced by name, measurements, and some sort of meaningless superlative (i.e., most sensual, most enchanting, etc.). From there, we follow the girls via steady-cam as they walk across lawns or down hallways to meet their appointed partners.
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Global Warming Debutantes 12
Release date: 8/7/2000
Reviewed on: 10/29/2000 by Diville
Starring: Ed Powers, Faceless Fan, Jake Steed, Anita, Ursula, Leila, Jennifer, Szilvia, Kat, Michelle St. Clair
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Review brief: Starring: Michelle (Veronica), Ursula, Leila, Jennifer, Nicoletta, Sylvia, Kat, Ed Powers, Jake Steed, Faceless Fan Director: Ed Powers One of the side effects of being an adult performer is that you open yourself up to a very unique and strange kind of criticism. Where most entertainers are evaluated on their ability to act, sing, or dance, those who perform in adult movies are always judged by the way they look, have sex, and by how much they're willing to do on screen. Girls are often discounted for not doing the things we would never ask of our wives in personal life, and men are vilified if the volume of their ejaculations aren't up to acceptable levels. And then, there's Ed Powers, who is criticized for his age, the way he looks, the size of his penis, the paleness of his skin, and the awkwardness of his rap with women. Yet, I like the little fella. His Dirty Debutantes series is one of the most successful series ever, and it's been copied many times over. The formula is simple, though.
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Thai Me Up
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/18/2000 by Darkmage
Starring: Asia Carrera, Tom Byron, Julian, Brooke Ashley, Marc Wallice, Jonathan Morgan, Anna, Jessica James, Kimi Gee, Flora, Gail
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Jace Rocker
Review brief: Okay, picture this in your mind: You are a porn director. You have until noon tomorrow to come up with the script you will be using to shoot your next film. It is now 10 PM. You haven't started writing yet, but you have finished your third can of Jolt cola. As a last-ditch effort to inspire the creative juices, you bring out the big guns: You make a pot of coffee strong enough to bench press a Doberman and use it to wash down a couple Vivarin. Your fingers vibrating at roughly two times the speed of sound, you manage to watch Ace Ventura: Pet Detective with your finger firmly on the fast forward button. And you are so wired that you understand every word in the zip-squeal of sound coming from your protesting speakers. Having done your research, you begin to write... This humble scenario must have been the inspiration behind the plot for Thai Me Up.
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Backseat Driver 10 (Metro)
Release date: 6/7/2000
Reviewed on: 10/11/2000 by Diville
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Mark Davis, Jake Steed, Tyce Bune, Alexandra Nice, Pat Myne, J.J. Michaels, Cricket, Kasorn Swan, Maren, Vivian Valentine, Alexa Rae
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Review brief: Starring: Alexandra Silk, Cricket, Alexa Rae, Alexandra Nice, Maren, Kasorn Swan, Mark Davic, Tice Bune, JJ Michals, Jake Steed. Directed By: Michael Adam If you don't know already, or if you can't tell by the title, the Backseat Driver series is an anal themed set of DVDs. And as far as anal sex goes, they deliver; everyone gets sodomized. Yet, I'm not what one would term an "anal enthusiast." Somewhere along the line gaping assholes became erotic and I must have been left behind. I like watching hardcore sex, but I don't require the kind of anal pummeling Backseat Driver #10 delivers. Yet, I enjoyed it as I have the others in the series. Why? Because it delivers what it promises and never am I left feeling the performers are reluctant to be doing what they're doing.
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Release date: 11/8/2000
Reviewed on: 12/6/2000 by Principal Skinner
Starring: Mark Davis, Vince Vouyer, Jon Dough, Misty, Erik Everhard, Tera Patrick, Cherry Lee, Casey, Dorian Grant, Leandra
Studio: Anabolic
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: A cleverly descriptive and aptly titled series from Anabolic, NICE RACK continues in the company's tradition of giving steamy hardcore in a well-developed package. Â This fourth edition of the series is a pretty clear winner overall, and will only disappoint those who don't like raw and nasty fucking and sucking, or other who actually prefer to see silicone packed into a porn star's chest like stuffing in a turkey. Â Of course, it does help that NICE RACK #4 also happens to feature one of the most popular starlets of the new millennium, namely Tera Patrick, who is always stunning in appearance and performance. Â This two-hour, twenty minute production features six straight sex scenes with six different actresses.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/5/2000 by Mike Sweetser
Starring: Dyanna Lauren, Anna Malle, Joey Silvera, Marc Wallice, Jonathan Morgan, Jenna Jameson, Nikki Randall
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Hey! More Vivid! This is what you would call "couples porn". This is the kind of DVD you would watch with a significant other. It's not raunchy at all. This is about as tasteful as a video can get without being declared softcore. Everything is revealed in detail, but it's done in a good fashion, if that makes sense. The storyline is light, with a very romantic feel. The DVD is set in 1508, and the Pope needs the Sistine Chapel painted..but Michelangelo's too busy to do it. Instead, he recommends his sister, Michelangela, played by the stunning Dyanna Lauren. The Pope isn't interested (at least not yet) in having a woman do such an important job. Things change by video's end, though. The best scenes, of course, involve the ladies. In the middle of the movie, Anna Malle introduces the virginal (ha!) Dyanna to the wonders of intercourse as the two go at it in one of the best lesbian scenes I've seen in a long time. Jenna Jameson, in one of her first roles, watches on from afar, and gets going afterward with Anna as Dyanna watches.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/5/2000 by Mike Sweetser
Starring: Billy Glide, Kobe Tai, Lexi Leigh, Timber, Jacklyn Lick, Marc Wallice, Jamie Lee, Deva Station, Joel Lawrence
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: The second DVD I bought, and the first one from big name Vivid. Right off, you notice the difference between this DVD and one from a smaller company like VXI - tons and tons of extra features. Even the quality on the DVD is higher, a direct result of Vivid's production values. Multiple angles show off the advancement of the DVD technology, as you can switch to different views of the action. We'll start with the good points - the women look great in this video, especially Kobe Tai, the star of the flick, and the beautiful Deva, especially when they engage in the final and hottest scene of the video. The dancing between Deva and Jacklyn Lick is also tremendous, and even better, this scene features multiple angles. Ever wanted to see a lapdance from a different angle? Go right ahead. It's fun! Now the bad part. The rest of the scenes are..well, not nearly as good. They consist mainly of Kobe peeping in on couples twice, being caught once and dragged into the middle of a threesome.
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Release date: 11/26/2000
Reviewed on: 12/5/2000 by Kobiata
Starring: Chloe, T.J. Hart, Keisha, Nina, Crystal, Vivi Anne, Charlene Aspen, Nicol, Sophie Evans, Ryan Conner, Nikita Denise, Kristen Kane, Lena Ramon
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Patrick Collins
Review brief: The Bottom Dweller 6 by Patrick Collins Elegant Angel DVD / 2000 / 145 Minutes  DISC FEATURES Specifications: - DVD-Video - Single-Layer Disc Aspect Ratio(s): - 4:3 Audio: - English Standard Features: - Interactive Menus - Scene Access Additional Features: - Photo Gallery - Trailers   Starring: Chloe, Nikita Denise, Sophie Evans, Ryan Conner, Charlene Aspen, Keisha, Nina, T.J. Hart, Vivi Anne, Lena Ramone, Kristin Kane, Nicol, and Crystal Overall: This is a very odd and strange movie with a good looking female cast. This cast had much potential to turn in great potential, but most of the scenes except for scene 4 did not. DVD Quality: The picture quality could be better. The picture is not that sharp since the picture experiences minor bleeding. The audio quality is okay. Extras: One word: WEAK. It has an inadequate photo gallery and trailers of outdated Elegant Angel movies. LIKES: Chloe's acting and her lesbian action is really good. Also, Vivi Anne's performance both in the all-girl orgy and the other orgy are good too. Sophie Evans is hot
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Release date: 9/14/2000
Reviewed on: 12/4/2000 by Diville
Starring: Ian Daniels, Temptress, Monique DeMoan, Cheyenne Silver, Anna Malle, Jon Dough, Devin Wolf, Joel Lawrence, Dale Dabone
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Starring: Temptress, Anna Malle, Cheyenne Silver, Monique DeMoan, Devin Wolfe, Jon Dough, Joel Lawrence, Ian Daniels, and Dale DaBone Directed By: Bud Lee You've probably seen this movie before when it was called something else and when it starred other people. Remember that adult movie about the woman who entertained erotic fantasies and became attracted to a mysterious man who was not her husband? Did you see that movie? Well, here it is again, only this time it stars Temptress, Cheyenne Silver, and Anna Malle. Sure, the story is a cliche, but the girls sure look good occupying it. Temptress (You don't suppose that's the name on her birth certificate do you?) is a writer with a somewhat happy sex life called on to compose a collection of erotic stories. Through the power of sexual fantasy, she begins to let her libido wander, even if it means she must let it explore outside the boundaries of her relationship with true love Devin Wolf. One could call her erotic stories "trite" and one would be right.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/3/2000 by LaNIKITA2000
Starring: Yves Baillat, Meri, Nicole, Janet, Stephany Steel, Holly Fosters, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Krystal de Boor, Jean-Pierre Armand, Nikki Stone
Studio: Private
Directed by: Jean-Yves Le Castel
Review brief: Title: Matador 2 Studio: Private DVD Director: Jean Yves Lecastel DVD Release Date: 1/2000 Talent: Janet, Nicole, Nikky Stone, Krystal de Boor, Stephani Steel, and Holly Fosters Length: 1 hr 30 min Overall: Stephani Steel and Janet have the best sex scenes. If I had to pick which scene is the better of two, I would choose Stephani's. This lady has it all. She has a nice, tight, and tanned body with legs that never end.  DVD Quality: Picture quality was good. No complaints here. Audio quality was superb. Furthermore, the sex sounds were not dubbed. It is pleasant to hear the women's moans. . .but at what cost? . . . one has to deal with the annoying phrases that the men say during the sex! Extras: Just the standard PRIVATE extras. . .but that is more than enough! LIKES: Stephani! Stephani! Stephani! Need I say more. She takes a healthy protein shake on her cheeks, chin, and eyes. Instead of reacting in an adverse manner, she takes it all in stride.
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Release date: 6/19/2000
Reviewed on: 12/3/2000 by joeblow69
Starring: Trent Reed, David Thompson, Chad Conners, Sunny Markham, J.T. Sloan, Chad Donovan, Rob Cryston, Bo Garrett, Mark Montana, Tony Piagi, Pagan Prince, Scott Randsome, Beau Saxon
Studio: Studio 2000
Directed by: John Travis
Review brief: Ya gotta love cowboys. There is just something about hot rugged men out on the range, living the simple life that makes my dick stand to attention. With this is mind, I was really stoked when Mavericks showed up in my mailbox. The first scene stars Mark Montana and J.T. Sloan. Mark is supposed to be Studio 2000s big new discovery hes on the cover, and is the only guy that shows up in more than one scene. I was not impressed, though. He looks good with his clothes on, but as soon as he takes off his shirt you notice that he doesnt have any pecs! Head back to the gym, Mark! When his pants come off, we see he does have a very large cock, but what good is it if he cant get it fully hard? The two guys suck each other off, and take turns cumming before things get anal. To my surprise, this is a flip/flop scene, with Mark getting fucked first (I thought for sure Mark was a top only). When its Marks turn to fuck J.T., he has to squeeze the base of his cock the whole time in order to get it hard enough to penetrate J.T.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/2/2000 by LaNIKITA2000
Starring: Dee [II] (classic female), Rebecca Lord, Avalon, Tara
Studio: Sinthetic
Review brief: Title: Pure Masturbations Studio: Sinthetic DVD Director: Francois Clousot DVD Release Date: 8/2000 Talent: Rebecca Lord, Coralie, Avalon, Dee, Jessica Darlin, Olivia Del Rio, Suze, Sheila, Dru Berrymore, and Tara Foster Length: 58 minutes Overall: I was a little disappointed about how short the scenes were and how they ended. I assumed that they ended with the lady climaxing but who knows! I wish the scenes were more intense. One solution to this could have been releasing the audio track of the ladies moaning. Besides that, it has a great looking cast of women! The best scene is by far Sheila's. If you want something more graphic than Playboy or Penthouse DVD, then this DVD is for you!  DVD Quality: The video quality is grainy at times like a VHS tape. The sound is muffled especially the sex sounds. I like the music but I think it would be best the ladies' sound dominated the audio track. Extras: This DVD is very weak on extras. . .
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/2/2000 by LaNIKITA2000
Starring: Kim Kataine, Jill Kelly, Peter North, Ed Powers, Felecia, Vince Vouyer, Taboo, Nici Sterling, Wilde Oscar, Alex Dane, Sean Rider, Lori Michaels, Goldie Star, Ceran Morris, Demi Fairbanks, Nicole Jefferson
Studio: Odyssey
Directed by: Tom Stone
Review brief: Title: Pick Up Lines 2 Studio: OGV Director: Tom Stone Production Year: 10/1995 Talent: Jill Kelly, Alex Dane, Nicole Jefferson, Nici Sterling, Goldie Star, Kim Kataine, Taboo, Demi Fairbanks, Felecia Length: 2 hrs 14 min DVD Layout: Single-sided single layer Overall: The DVD has some quality scenes. However, the ones that did not make it affect the overall score. The best scene is the orgy scene with Jill Kelly and Demi. After all it contains Peter North's trademark facial! DVD Quality: The picture quality is saturated at times Plus, the colors are not as vivid as one would expect from a digital remastering.. Extras: I am disappointed on the extras.
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Release date: 8/2/2000
Reviewed on: 12/1/2000 by astroknight
Starring: T.T. Boy, Steven St. Croix, Peter North, Mickey Ray, Felecia, Caressa Savage, Alex Sanders, Christi Lake, Melissa Hill, Stephanie Swift, Nici Sterling, Taylor Hayes, Jonathan Morgan, Madelyn Knight, Crystal Gold
Studio: Ultimate
Review brief: Running Time: 126 min. Date of Production: 12 / 30 / 1995 Director: Seymore Butts Cast: Felecia, Stephanie Swift, Nici Sterling, Melissa Hill, Caressa Savage, Christi Lake, Taylor Hayes, Madelyn Knight, Crystal Gold, Sid Deuce, Alex Sanders, Peter North, Steven St. Croix, T. T. Boy, Jonathan Morgan, Mickey Ray, and of course, Seymore Butts Initial Expectations: Pretty high. I enjoy watching the behind the scenes of adult films, and Seymore Butts is almost always enjoyable. Initial Reaction: I would have liked to see some other and deeper behind the scenes stuff, but Deep Behind the Scenes with Seymore Butts Vol.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/29/2000 by DeathIncarnate
Starring: Peter North, Randy Spears, Porsche Lynn, Victoria Paris, Jamie Summers, Ray Victory, Tori Welles, Tanja De Vries, Marc De Bruin
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Andrew Blake
Review brief: Starring : Tori Welles, Jamie Summers, Porsche Lynn, Randy Spears, Peter North etc. Directed, photographed, edited and written by : Andrew Blake Running Time : 74 Minutes Review : One of the best-known films of Andrew Blake (and yes, this is shot on glorious 35mm), Night Trips is also his first hardcore outing. All the typical Blake trademarks are here : Fast cutting, beautiful women who are heavily made up and costumized (though less excessively here than usual), and great cinematography and lighting. Indeed, after having been let down by EVERY shot- on-film feature, this was the first that was both properly developed (no extreme grain or bad color correction) and really well shot.
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Release date: 6/7/2000
Reviewed on: 11/28/2000 by Diville
Starring: John Decker, Randy West, Vince Vouyer, Tatiana, Angelina, Nadia Moore, Charlie Macc
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Randy West
Review brief: You never know what to expect from Randy West and his Up & Cummers series. Of course, you can count on pre-sex interviews and pro/am production values, but so much depends on the quality of the girls he features. Just look at the ones he puts on his covers; if you think you'd like to see them having sex, then you won't be too disappointed. It's not too hard to divine that if the girls look good, then they'll look good fucking. It's all straight forward business, really. This time around, with Volume 33, West gives us Tatianna and Nadia Moore, both of whom could have been major league adult stars had they chosen to stick around the business longer. Though they are the only high points on the disc, their participation, alone, is enough to recommend the DVD. The main attractions must wait, however, as Randy introduces us first to Angelina, a Southern Florida housewife. I'm not saying that Angelina is a turn off, but fantasizing about housewives has never really been the most popular of male pastimes.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/18/2000 by Evil_Rip
Starring: Ed Powers, ChocoBall, Helicopter Man, Arisa, Haruka, Karen Izumi, Rin Kurogi, Miyu, Lina Shinjo, Natsuya Togawa, Steve
Studio: Samurai
Review brief: TITLE: Samurai Debutantes Studio: Samurai Directed: Ed Powers, Steve? Starring: Female: Haruka, Miyu, Arisa, Karen Izumi, Lina Shinjo, Rin Kuroki, Male: Helicopter Man, Chocoball, Natsuya Togawa, Ginji Sagawa, Mirai Mochizuki, Ryuji Maeda, Steve, Ed Powers Looks: The women are hot looking, as for the men Ed Powers brings down the Average a whole lot. Not even CHocoball and Helicopterman can bring up this average. Running Time: ~2:00 Format: Single Sideded DVD Features: Slide Show, Chapter Selection, Previews SAMURAI DVD Review - Prologue Why do I keep buying these DVDs? They arent cheap. Yet Here I am owning a whole lot of them. All purchased in mass quantity with some nice coupons of course. So what is it? Is the action great? Well that depends. If we compare it to all porn in general, then no. If we only look at this as Japanese-Only, then It is alright. Some of it is good.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/16/2000 by joeblow69
Starring: Nick Leonetti, Joey Stefano, Matt Gunther, Lyle Parker, Brock Logan, Hunter Scott, Randy White
Studio: Metro
Review brief: First things first, who the heck is Matt Gunther? I certainly never heard of him before. He sure must have a lot of friends, though, because he is in 7 out of the 9 scenes in this DVD. Matt has a fairly long dick, nice body, and a really poofy hair-do. I hope you like him, because you are going to be seeing quite a bit of him. Heres a quick rundown of the 9 scenes: Scene 1: Matt and some other guy in prison. There is some nice fingering here before Matt stuffs his sausage up the other guys ass. Scene 2: Matt and some other guy on a bed. This scene is pretty good, but uses way too much looping. Also, the lighting is kinda bad. Scene 3: Matt fucking some younger guy on a really corny beach set. This scene is fun because Matts bottomboy obviously is not used to getting porked by such a big one, and winces in pain repeatedly. Scene 4: We finally get a break from Matt, and are treated to two young well-hung twink types.
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Release date: 11/8/2000
Reviewed on: 11/16/2000 by Principal Skinner
Starring: Mark Davis, Vince Vouyer, Jon Dough, Mickey G., Erik Everhard, Nature Blossom, Bella, MoJo, Paige Sinclair, Gauge, Skylar Knight, Adriana Sage
Studio: Anabolic
Directed by: Jon Dough
Review brief: Contrary to the misleading title, BRING 'UM YOUNG has nothing to do with the Mormon-based University [drum roll], but rather, is just another porn DVD from the decidedly non- conservative institution known as Anabolic Video. Of course, any xxx-rated movie with a title like this is bound to raise a few eyebrows as well as other body parts, but rest assured, there are no Traci Lords-aged girls in this feature. But like the BARELY LEGAL series from Hustler Video, this video is an obvious (and commendable, might I add) attempt to pander to the dirty old man/woman buried deep in every porn watcher's heart. However, once you get past the novelty of seeing young and the restless at play, maintaining viewer interest in this series will ultimately depend on the strength of its fucking and sucking scenes. Thankfully, BRING 'UM YOUNG meets up to Anabolic standards for raw, uninhibited, and adulterated white hot sex.
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Release date: 9/12/2000
Reviewed on: 11/15/2000 by Endorphin
Starring: Eric Price, Lexington Steele, Jewel De'Nyle, Nacho Vidal, Chris Charming, Tasha Hunter, Karina, Mariah Wind, Karinna
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Scott Taylor
Review brief: Pros: 3 of the chicks seem to be having a really good time, pleated skirts, Jewel's wicked machine- gun hip action Cons: spitting, one chick looks like she is about to cry, sex scenes sometimes start with sex already in progress. Starring: Tasha Hunter, Jewel De'Nyle, Karina, Mariah Wind, Eric Price, Chris Charming, Nacho Vidal, Lexington Steel The cover of this DVD boasts "the Nastiest, Most Intensely Erotic Sex Scene Ever Filmed!". Of course, a claim like that usually requires some backing up. When I think of "nastiest" I expect 30 college girls swinging from chandaliers, the cameraman getting dizzy from trying to cpature way too much action. When I think "erotic" I think of slower paced action like something you would expect from Red Shoe Diaries, Zazel, or Night Trips. Does this DVD match my expectations? No. But none-the-less I did enjoy it. The first three scenes start with a chick pseudo- masturbating with music and blah blah blah in the background.
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Release date: 11/8/2000
Reviewed on: 11/13/2000 by Principal Skinner
Starring: Deborah Wells, Mark Davis, Jake Steed, Tony Tedeschi, Lady Berlin, Dick Nasty, Ron Jeremy, Julian St. Jox, Tony Montana, Stephanie Duvalle, Cal Jammer, Rick Blaine, Benedict Canyon, Derrick Taylor
Studio: Anabolic
Directed by: Christopher Alexander
Review brief: After a few lackluster editions of this popular series following Selena Steele's impressive performance (in numbers 7-8) , THE GANG BANG GIRL returns to fine form with smoky and sexy brunette Deborah Welles headlining this three ring circus with fellow Euro actresses Monique and Berlin. Sporting an alternate photo to the original VHS boxcover, GBG #11, in my humble but informed opinion, marked a decisive uptrend and consistency in erotic heat and video quality which made this series exceptional. Although #11 isn't my favorite edition (hands, err...down, Francesca Le's performance in #13 left me breathless with awe and wonder over her carnal nastiness and has yet to be matched), just watching supermodel-esque brunette Deborah ravaged (in the purely playful sense, of course) by nine guys (even if one of them happens to be the repulsive Tony Montana) is worth the purchase price of admission alone.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/11/2000 by LaNIKITA2000
Starring: Brick Majors, Julian, Kyle Stone, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Elle Devyne, Lauren Montgomery, Ginger Paige, Tracy Love, Keri Windsor, Eric Masterson, Maya Divine
Studio: VCA
Review brief: TITLE: Hardcore Hairdresser Studio: VCA DVD Director: F.J. Lincoln Date of Release: 7/1999 Talent: Lauren Montgomery, Maya Divine, Ginger Paige, Tracy Love, Elle DeVyne, and Keri Windsor Length: 1 hour 57 minutes Format: Single-sided single layer NOTE: Condoms used in all vaginal and anal penetrations Synopsis: Nikita (Lauren Montgomery), a city woman, has just inherited an old barber shop located in a small town from old Uncle Wynn. She has some big plans for this shop in more ways than one. Scene One: Lauren Montgomery and a man Adam, the cowboy barber, narrates the story involving Nikita. Nikita and her boyfriend checks out the old barber shop and in the process they have sex. She appears to be in her thirties and not really attractive but she has the skillz! Lauren undresses him so she can suck his rod. She uses a hand-mouth combination by sliding her hands down his shaft while she sucks. After several minutes, the man slides her plastic transparent undies off. He fingers and licks her pussy until he penetrates her.
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Release date: 8/16/2000
Reviewed on: 11/10/2000 by Draken
Starring: John Decker, Nick East, Ruby, Julian, Dave Hardman, Mark Davis, Tina Tyler, Candy Apples, J.J. Michaels, Melanie Stone, Shyla Foxxx, Anthony Crane, Herschel
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Jace Rocker
Review brief: Production Information Studio: Cal Vista Stars: Shyla Foxx, Melanie Stone, John Decker, Mark Davis, Tina Tyler, Candy Apples, Nick East, Dave Hardman, Ruby, JJ Michaels, Anthony Crane, Herschel, and Julian Pre Viewing Expectations Non-explicit photos shows us some shots of the movie. There is a write up which gives us a brief synopsis of the plot. A list of the stars and the included extras are also mentioned. The Main Event The wife of a soap opera producer is feeling a bored, and has dreams of doing the pool guy (how original). The producer gets some side action from his secretary in his office. The secretary has a pretty convincing orgasm before they try some anal action. The scene concludes with him giving her a facial. When the ratings of her husband's show starts to drop, his wife wanting to protect his job (and her standard of living), and three other bored housewives decide to "research" sex in order to spice up the script of the soap opera.
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Release date: 9/14/2000
Reviewed on: 11/4/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Ian Daniels, Temptress, Monique DeMoan, Cheyenne Silver, Anna Malle, Jon Dough, Devin Wolf, Joel Lawrence, Dale Dabone
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Running Time: 95 min. Production Date: 7 / 30 / 99 Director: Bud Lee Cast: Temptress, Anna Malle, Cheyenne Silver, Monique DeMoan, Devon Wolfe, Jon Dough, Joel Lawrence, Ian Daniels, and Dale DaBone Extras: Previews, photo gallery, and bios of a few of the cast members. The extras are pretty typical of Adam & Eve's previous releases. Audio Quality: Very uneven. I found myself constantly working the volume on my TV. There's also a few spots which seem obviously dubbed and a few that seem dubbed but aren't that noticeable. Video Quality: Good. Music: The music is soft and romantic through most of the movie. It's also well balanced with the rest of the audio. Initial Expectations: With Raven Touchstone writing, Bud Lee directing, and Temptress and Anna Malle in the cast this seems like a sure winner. Initial Reaction: Pretty average.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/31/2000 by Diville
Starring: Stacy Valentine, Bridgette, Mahogany, Alexia, Shane Tyler
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Randy West
Review brief: Starring: Stacy Valentine, Shane Tyler, Alexia, Mahogany, Bridgette Belle, Randy West, Vince Voyeur, Alex Sanders, DJX Directed By: Randy West Stacy Valentine is really a special piece of work. All those curves. All that enthusiasm. All that sweat. Really, it's as if she's been genetically engineered to fuck for our entertainment. I'm sure she's also a very nice girl, and I suspect she'd be fun to talk to about things other than sex, but until she pays me a visit to engage in polite dinner conversation, I'm going to think of her in sexual terms. Besides, how fun is it to fantasize about conversation? Up & Cummers 31 is all about Stacy Valentine. There are three other scenes on the disc, but they're really irrelevant. Stacy is the star of the show. Randy West was lucky enough to get Stacy for his long running pro-am series before she hit the porn big time, as he has been fortunate to do with other starlets. After all, that is the purpose of his line.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/30/2000 by Diville
Starring: Claudia Chase, Leanni Lei, Alex Sanders, Olivia del Rio, Vince Vouyer, Steve Drake, Teri Starr, Shawnee, Alice, Toni James, Frank Towers, Margo Stevens, Christian Todd, Sadie Sexton, Colt Steel
Studio: Gen XXX
Directed by: Tom Stone
Review brief: Starring: Alice, Avalon, Claudia Chase, Leanni Lei, Margo Stevens, Olivia delRio, Shawnee, Sadie Sexton, Teri Starr, Toni James, Alex Sanders, Colt Steele, Steve Drake, Vince Voyeur Directed By: Tom Stone America's Ten Most Wanted 2 is top of the line porn...on paper. That is to say that there's nothing about this production that should leave you wanting more, and yet it does. There are 10 scenes with 10 beautiful women here, and the sex takes place in some very attractive locations. Still, after watching this DVD I was left asking myself, "Is that it?" Filmed in and around a well appointed mansion, America's Ten Most wanted 2 is a collection of unconnected sex scenes. There's no unifying plot or principle. What these scenes have in common is that the female talent is introduced by name, measurements, and some sort of meaningless superlative (i.e., most sensual, most enchanting, etc.). From there, we follow the girls via steady-cam as they walk across lawns or down hallways to meet their appointed partners.
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Release date: 8/7/2000
Reviewed on: 10/29/2000 by Diville
Starring: Ed Powers, Faceless Fan, Jake Steed, Anita, Ursula, Leila, Jennifer, Szilvia, Kat, Michelle St. Clair
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Review brief: Starring: Michelle (Veronica), Ursula, Leila, Jennifer, Nicoletta, Sylvia, Kat, Ed Powers, Jake Steed, Faceless Fan Director: Ed Powers One of the side effects of being an adult performer is that you open yourself up to a very unique and strange kind of criticism. Where most entertainers are evaluated on their ability to act, sing, or dance, those who perform in adult movies are always judged by the way they look, have sex, and by how much they're willing to do on screen. Girls are often discounted for not doing the things we would never ask of our wives in personal life, and men are vilified if the volume of their ejaculations aren't up to acceptable levels. And then, there's Ed Powers, who is criticized for his age, the way he looks, the size of his penis, the paleness of his skin, and the awkwardness of his rap with women. Yet, I like the little fella. His Dirty Debutantes series is one of the most successful series ever, and it's been copied many times over. The formula is simple, though.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/18/2000 by Darkmage
Starring: Asia Carrera, Tom Byron, Julian, Brooke Ashley, Marc Wallice, Jonathan Morgan, Anna, Jessica James, Kimi Gee, Flora, Gail
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Jace Rocker
Review brief: Okay, picture this in your mind: You are a porn director. You have until noon tomorrow to come up with the script you will be using to shoot your next film. It is now 10 PM. You haven't started writing yet, but you have finished your third can of Jolt cola. As a last-ditch effort to inspire the creative juices, you bring out the big guns: You make a pot of coffee strong enough to bench press a Doberman and use it to wash down a couple Vivarin. Your fingers vibrating at roughly two times the speed of sound, you manage to watch Ace Ventura: Pet Detective with your finger firmly on the fast forward button. And you are so wired that you understand every word in the zip-squeal of sound coming from your protesting speakers. Having done your research, you begin to write... This humble scenario must have been the inspiration behind the plot for Thai Me Up.
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Release date: 6/7/2000
Reviewed on: 10/11/2000 by Diville
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Mark Davis, Jake Steed, Tyce Bune, Alexandra Nice, Pat Myne, J.J. Michaels, Cricket, Kasorn Swan, Maren, Vivian Valentine, Alexa Rae
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Review brief: Starring: Alexandra Silk, Cricket, Alexa Rae, Alexandra Nice, Maren, Kasorn Swan, Mark Davic, Tice Bune, JJ Michals, Jake Steed. Directed By: Michael Adam If you don't know already, or if you can't tell by the title, the Backseat Driver series is an anal themed set of DVDs. And as far as anal sex goes, they deliver; everyone gets sodomized. Yet, I'm not what one would term an "anal enthusiast." Somewhere along the line gaping assholes became erotic and I must have been left behind. I like watching hardcore sex, but I don't require the kind of anal pummeling Backseat Driver #10 delivers. Yet, I enjoyed it as I have the others in the series. Why? Because it delivers what it promises and never am I left feeling the performers are reluctant to be doing what they're doing.
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