Water Jocks 1: Hard Competition (Pacific Sun) Review
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Studio: Pacific Sun
Category: Gay
Directed by: Csaba Borbely
Starring: Roberto Giorgio, Ivan Mrozek, Michael Constanzo, Fernando Nielsen, Ben Mason, Remus Orza, Marius Reves, David Roth, Ken Spencer, Richard Becker, Denzel Rossovich, Paal Green, Laurence Cain
Released on: 11/12/2001
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Reviewed by joeblow69 on 3/24/2002
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Director: Csaba Borbely Cast: Ken Spencer, Roberto Giorgio, Fernando Nielsen, Denzel Rossovich, Paal Green, David Roth, Remus Orza, Michael Constanzo, Laurence Cain, Marius Reves, Richard Becker, Ivan Mrozek, Ben Mason, Story: A hunky European water polo team struggles to learn the valuable lesson of teamwork. Scene One Speedos! Damn I love men in Speedos! Especially when they’re kissing deeply while rubbing their Speedo-clad bulges together! 4 guys get ejected from water polo class and meet up with a fifth hunk in the whirlpool room. All these guys are gorgeous, and seem to really enjoy each other’s company. It almost looks like there’s an oral cumshot in this one, too. (though it’s hard to tell… it could have just been really white slobber landing on Ivan’s tongue). It’s a good scene. I just wish they had switched positions around a bit more. Scene Two Here’s a good example of how not to film a scene. There’s four guys, but the first half of this scene is just two guys jerking off watching the two other have oral sex. That wouldn’t be so bad if the suckee was at least half way competent at his duties. He doesn’t seem to take more than an inch of anyone’s cock into his mouth. What a waste! One of the guys realizes how lame things are going, so he pops his load and splits, leaving 2 guys to take turns fucking the third. Maybe if they had cut this down to about 15 minutes, it would have been tolerable, but as it is, it’s.. well… boring. And enough with the moaning already! Geez! Scene Three After practice the coach grabs his four favorite studs and keeps them late for a little “hands-on tutoring”. That’s right, it’s another five-way! The coach 69’s with hunky Laurence Cain, which the other three guys blow each other. Watching a beefy guy like Laurence shove his fingers up his own dilated ass is almost worth the price of the video alone! Yumm! Good stuff, but once again, they don’t change positions enough. Scene Four Finally, a scene with only 2 guys in it! Ken Spencer is probably the least attractive guy here (I think it’s his teeth that bother me), but man oh man does he have a monster thick cock! Roberto Giorgio (at least I think that’s who is in this scene… it’s hard to tell some of these Euro guys apart sometimes) does an admirable job slobbering all over that big juicy dick, and gets rewarded with a good fucking. It’s fairly hot, but Ken doesn’t shove nearly enough of his huge dick up Roberto’s ass. Audio/Visual Quality The video quality is fine, as is the audio. There are the required fake European moans throughout this one, but they aren’t as bad as I’ve heard in other films. Extras There’s a gallery as well as four lame previews for other Pacific Suns pictures. I say LAME, because all they really do is show the cast. There’s no real action in any of the previews. Also, there are only 4 chapter stops. I don’t understand what is so hard about adding extra chapter stops, especially when a lot of the action is so darn dull. To make things worse, the third chapter spot is in the wrong place. Somehow it ended up in the middle of scene 2! Final Word Water Jocks Part 1 is one of the more generic European flicks out there. I’ve seen quite a few of these hunky European DVDs, and quite frankly, they are all starting to look alike. They all have the same problems: - dull sex - overly long scenes - not enough positions - incessant moaning So basically, what you get are incredibly hot guys having boring sex. (Except in this case, a few of these guys are a little on the average-looking side). If you’ve never seen one of these Euro-flicks, then Water Jocks might be worth checking out. It does have it’s moments, but if you really need to see some hot foreign sex, you’re better off picking up something by Kristen Bjorn. Running Time: 92 minutes Send questions, and comments to: joeblow69@my.adultdvdtalk.com. |
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