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House of Whores (Extreme)
Release date: 10/31/2000
Reviewed on: 2/5/2001 by SPUNKY
Starring: Dave Hardman, Erica, Jay Ashley, Ashley, Johnny Thrust, Baily, Princess, Bolivia
Studio: Extreme Associates
Directed by: Lizzy Borden
Review brief: This episode was written and directed by lizzy borden. It is apparent that lizzy does not know how to write and/or direct!!! This dvd consisted of 5 secenes. In my opinion, the first scene with jasmine st. Claire is the best. Ms. St. Claire is in the tub taking a bath with all the suds you can imagine. There is plenty of cock sucking, pussy eating, and pussy and ass fucking. The next scene consists of two women (stryc-9 and iroc) with a pathetic stud. There is alot of ass to mouth and fingers in ass to mouth through out this scene. The next scene is with monique. Monique appears to be the only on enoying herself in this scene. The next scene is forgettable. The last scene is with ashlyn gere and is pretty good. This scene has great potential. However, ms. Gere apparently does not like a good ass fucking which tom byron is very capable of giving. This was the only disappointment for this scene. Extras: there is a bonus scene that is ok.
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Creative Positions for Lovers
Release date: 12/18/2000
Reviewed on: 2/4/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Marty Klein, Linda Banner, Bernie Zilbergeld
Studio: Sinclair
Directed by: Mark Schoen
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 60 min. Production Date: Feb. 1999 Cast: Experts Linda Banner, Marty Klein, and Bernie Zilbergeld Initial Expectations: Im hoping for a little more advanced feature. Theres not a lot that can be done for extras, so Im not expecting much there. Initial Reaction: Its extremely basic and even more dry. Audio /Video Quality: The video has just enough grain to be noticed. The audio is very clear. Music: Much of the video has very soft, extremely relaxing music in the background. Disc Problems: Theres no time code, which I think is a must on any DVD. Review: WARNING: The following product may cause drowsiness. Do not consume alcoholic beverages while watching this product (trust me). Do not attempt to operate heavy equipment while, or after, watching this product. This is the minor part. Here comes the dangerous part. WARNING: Watching the product may make you think of your parents having sex. Okay, hopefully I havent lost too many people there.
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Size Matters (Toxxxic / Metro)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/4/2001 by Saki
Starring: Billy Glide, Claudia Chase, Julian, Dave Hardman, Jake Steed, Rebecca Wild, Azlea, Alexandra Nice, Kary Evers, Melanie Stone, Marilyn Star
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Size Matters (1998) Studio: Metro/Toxxic Directed by: Greg Alves Starring: Melaine Stone, Azlea Antistia, Rebecca Wild, Claudia Chase, Rosa, Alexandra Nice, Marilyn Starr, Julian, Jake Steed, Billy Glide, and Dave Hardman. Running Time: 1:45 Format: Double Sided, Single Layer DVD Features: Full-motion video chapter selection menu; 30-picture photo gallery; star biographies; 30+ preview trailers The First Word: A stroke video with a few hot moments but is a letdown, not because of the big dicks, but the low-quality female talent. Plot Synopsis: No plot--all sex with a single premise: huge cocks are better than small ones. From the packaging to the opening titles to the between-scene titles, they all play up the fact that women like men who are hung well. But it's not just the funny (and fictitious) quotes about size that matters; this six-scene video brings three truly big (and one marginally big) specimens in action. The first scene stars Julian with Melanie Stone and Azlea in the strongest scene of the video. Next, it's a ho-hum one-on-one pairing of
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Chloe's Catalina Cum-Ons
Release date: 1/24/2001
Reviewed on: 2/3/2001 by Diville
Starring: Ruby, Kyle Stone, Inari Vachs, Chloe, Keisha, Mickey G., Anthony Crane, Justine Romee, Ava Vincent
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Chloe
Review brief: Starring: Chloe, Inari Vachs, Justine Romee, Ava Vincent, Keisha, Ruby, Anthony Crane, Ian Daniels, Kyle Stone, Mickey G. Directed By: Chloe What do you suppose the "thinking porn aficionado" is actually thinking about? There's a long list of topics he could consider, but that list would be incomplete without the super intense Chloe. I've gone on record as calling her the thinking man's porn star, and I stand behind the claim. Martin Amis (one of my favorite novelists) agrees, as he himself admit in the February 2001 issue of Talk, Chloe is unforgettable. Unfortunately, Chloe's Catalina Cum-Ons, recently released on DVD from Elegant Angel, isn't. Shot, obviously, in Catalina, Chloe's gonzo directorial effort comes across as a collection of rejected footage from a Shane's World shoot. My guess is that Chloe and company were just looking for a fun way to justify a vacation to Catalina.
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Pin-Ups 2 (Studio A)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/3/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Inari Vachs, Temptress, Nina, Anita Blond, Dita, Regina Hall, Dita Von Teese
Studio: Studio A
Directed by: Andrew Blake
Review brief: Running Time: 84 min. (cover says 90 which I assume includes the photo gallery) Production Date: 11 / 2 / 1997 Director: Andrew Blake Cast: Dita, Anita Blonde, Inari Vachs, Temptress, Nina, Regina Hull, and Dale Bonet Initial Expectations: From what Ive seen, Andrew Blake makes some of the most artistic porn out there. Ive got high expectations. Initial Reaction: Wow. Its beautiful, artistic, and very erotic. Audio /Video Quality: The picture is so clear that I wasnt sure if it was even shot on film. To my knowledge, Blake always shoots on film, so this DVD shows that porn shot on film doesnt have to look grainy. There are almost no sex sounds in the audio. There is a voice over in some parts of the movie which is very clear. Music: The music varies from the Ave Maria to techno. It fits the scenes and, like everything else, is very well done. Review: As with most of Andrew Blakes films, there isnt much plot. Even saying that much might be stretching the amount of plot in Pin-Ups 2 . Instead theres more of a general theme.
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Naughty College School Girls 5
Release date: 12/22/2000
Reviewed on: 2/3/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Porsha, Chris Charming, Miko Lee, Julianna Sterling, Voodoo, Fanny, Misty Mendez
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Nic Andrews, Scott Taylor
Review brief: Running Time: 97 min. Production Date: 10 / 8 / 1999 Director: Nic Andrews Cast: Misty, Cherry Lee, Julianna Sterling, Miko Lee, Porsha, Chris Charming, and Voodoo Initial Expectations: Ive enjoyed most of Digital Sins part releases, so I have some fair hopes for this DVD as well. Initial Reaction: Its no great wonder of porn, but its not too bad. I enjoyed it a lot more than Naughty College School Girls #2 and Naughty College School Girls #3 . Audio /Video Quality: The video quality is pretty good, especially when you consider the low budget nature of this feature. Theres some pixelation here and there but its not too noticeable for the most part. The audio isnt quite as good, depending on your view. On the plus side, you can here almost everything quite clearly. On the minus side, it means that you get to hear some directions to the stars as well as things like the crews cell phones. Music: The only music is during the interview before the scene.
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Shayla's Web
Release date: 6/28/2000
Reviewed on: 2/3/2001 by DeathIncarnate
Starring: Shayla LaVeaux, Mickey G., Erik Everhard, Cheyne Collins, jessica drake, Dillion Day
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Michael Ninn
Review brief: Directed by Michael Ninn Production Date : 12 / 99 Running Time : 94 Minutes Starring : Shayla LaVeaux, Alexandra Nice, Keri Windsor, Jessica Drake, Brooke Lane... Erik Everhard, Alec Metro, Mickey G, Randy Spears... Review : First off, what I like about Michael Ninn's movies : -Great art direction, lighting, editing, and especially music (that always fits the scene) -Beautiful women -Sex that is nasty but well filmed, and often in extravagant settings His videos are much better than the usual porn fodder and at least try to aspire to mainstram standards.. for the record, DARK GARDEN was one of the best movies of last year, combining a decent plot with great style and sex. Since '98 his movies were always centered on one girl (usually a VCA contract star) around who the scenes unfolded along a common theme (eg.
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House of Dreams (Caballero)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/2/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Jeanna Fine, Randy Spears, Randy West, Ashlyn Gere, Raven, Rocco Siffredi, Sebastian, Kristen, Zara Whites, Danielle Rodgers, Sabre, Valerie Stone, Ashley Lauren, Veronica Doll, Nikki Wilde
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Andrew Blake
Review brief: Running Time: 76 min. Production Date: 1990 Director: Andrew Blake Cast: Zara Whites, Jeanna Fine, Ashlyn Gere, Danielle Rodgers, Raven, Veronica Doll, Saber, Valerie Stone, Nikki Wilde (listed here as Honey Rose), Randy West, Randy Spears, Rocco Siffredi, and Sebastian Initial Expectations: After watching Secrets by Andrew Blake, Ive got very high hopes for House of Dreams . Im not expecting much of an overall DVD or transfer, however. Initial Reaction: Its an amazing movie. Its just too bad that Caballero gave it such a horrible DVD treatment. Whoever did this should get hung up by their privates from the nearest telephone pole. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty good although it is noticeably dubbed in a couple spots. The video is grainy but not too bad. Its about what you expect from a shot on film feature. Music: The music is very soft and stays in the background nicely. Its one of the best music balances Ive heard so far. Disc Problems: Theres a kind of funky time code.
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North Pole 13
Release date: 1/5/2001
Reviewed on: 2/2/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Peter North, Earl Slate, Jewel De'Nyle, Cheyne Collins, Caroline Cage, Jeanie Rivers, Dillion Day, Skylar Knight, Nikita Denise, Jay Sin
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Peter North
Review brief: Running Time: 100 min. Production Date: 2 / 6 / 2000 Director: Peter North Cast: Skylar Knight, Nikita, Jeanie Rivers, Jewel DeNyle, Caroline Cage, Peter North, Dillion Day, Cheyne Collins, Earl Slate, and Jay Sinn Initial Expectations: Ive heard some pretty good things about the North Pole series, so I have fairly good expectations. Initial Reaction: What? Oh, Im sorry I must have dozed off there. Audio /Video Quality: The picture is a little below average. Theres some pixelation problems, such as the entire screen flashing fuzzy for a moment. Considering the horrible lighting for almost the entire movie Im surprised that the picture isnt worse than what it is. The audio isnt too bad as you can hear everything pretty well. Theres a little bit of dubbing, but the most annoying thing is that you can hear the noises from the surroundings as good or better than the sounds you want to hear. Music: Its well balanced but a little cheesier than normal porno music.
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Street Boyz (Centaur)
Release date: 6/27/2000
Reviewed on: 2/2/2001 by netguy
Starring: Rodolphe Vernier, Antoine Mory, Axel Altman, Claude Menard, Guilhem Thomas, Jonathan Prevost, Karl Forst, Mathias Torello, Vincent Garnier, Youri Sakarine
Studio: Centaur
Directed by: Jean-Daniel Cadinot
Review brief: If youre not familiar with Jean-Daniel Cadinot then you dont know what youre missing! Street Boyz features ten French boys and ten sex scenes in just under 2 hours, that's a lot of fucking and sucking! The sex's quick and some of the action scenes are edited a bit choppy but theres no fooling around here! They get right to the action! The boys are all young, uncut with slender bodies but with dicks to die for! They grow them big in France! It begins with Russian tourist Youri Sakarine hitches a ride to Paris with Claude Menard. The foreplay begins in the car, but when they get back to Claudes apartment it's off with the clothes! Lots of sucking, fucking and 69-ing, with Youri shooting a massive hot load of cum! Wow! On leave, Guilhem Thomas is walking along when he takes a break on a park bench. Antoine Mory, who is an undercover policeman stops and propositions him. Antoine is really hung like a horse and they suck and fuck on a park bench, and Guilhem rides Antoines huge cock and jerks off while hes doing it.
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Paradise Hole
Release date: 1/24/2001
Reviewed on: 2/1/2001 by Diville
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Tiffany Mynx, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Daisy Chain, Tabitha Stevens, Keisha, Bobbi Bliss, Olivia, April Flowers, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Joel Lawrence, Renee LaRue, Dale Dabone, jessica drake, Root Logins, Van Damage, Clay Hyde, Sydnee Steele
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Jim Holliday
Review brief: Staring: Syndee Steele, Jessica Drake, April, Tiffany Mynx, Daisy Chain, Keisha, Lola, Olivia, Renee LaRue, Bobbi Bliss, Evan Stone, Joel Lawrence, Van Damage, Dale DaBone Directed By: Jim Holliday If it's true that all men think with their dicks, then after watching Jim Holliday's Paradise Hole, mine must be a freakin' genius. See, it's doing all kinds of mental gymnastics at the moment. Watching an extra large cast of A-list porn stars fuck on my television set has a way of doing that. Most top of the line porn directors have their own distinctive styles; Holliday is no different on that count. Yet, his individualism doesn't distinguish itself in a showy look-how-close-I- can-make-porn-resemble-real-movies kind of way. He's a pornographer and Paradise Hole is pornography. It's that simple. Sure, it has Holliday's sense of humor and his usual scripted silliness, but it also has Syndee Steele taking it up the ass and Tiffany Mynx taking it on the face.
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Opening of Misty Beethoven, The (VCA)
Release date: 1/29/2001
Reviewed on: 2/1/2001 by Saki
Starring: Jamie Gillis, Constance Money, Gloria Leonard, Marlene Willoughby, Jaqueline Beudant, Jenny Baxter, Mary Stuart, Terri Hall
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Henry Paris
Review brief: The Opening of Misty Beethoven (1975) Studio: VCA Directed by: Henry Paris Starring: Constance Money, Jamie Gillis, Jacqueline Beudant, Gloria Leonard, Terri Hall, Jenny Baxter, Mary Stuart, Ras Kean, Casey Donovan, Cynthia Gardner, Helene Simone, Marlene Willoughby, and Nancy Dane Running Time: 1:24 Format: Single Sided, Dual Layer DVD Features: Full motion video and animated main menu; full-motion video chapter selection menu; 24 production stills from Barbara Broadcast and The Opening of Misty Beethoven; 6-minute narrated photo gallery of Hall of Fame stars; 4-minute Jim Holiday video commentary on The Opening of Misty Beethoven; photo of the original box artwork The First Word: My pick for the number one adult film of all time! Although it's not perfect, VCA produces their best classic disc ever. Plot Synopsis: Misty Beethoven (Constance Money) is an American girl who's working as a prostitute in Paris. She's discovered in a porn theater by Dr.
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Wicked One, The
Release date: 9/28/2000
Reviewed on: 2/1/2001 by Principal Skinner
Starring: Jill Kelly, Patricia Kennedy, Tom Byron, Peter North, Mark Davis, Tony Tedeschi, Tiffany Million, Jenna Jameson
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Greg Steele, Brad Armstrong
Review brief: There is no question in my mind that Jenna Jameson epitomizes the prototypical porn babe: blonde, flashy, curvy and with a eye-popping, healthy chest courtesy of Dow Corning, it's easy to see why she has become America's hardcore sweetheart. However, I will admit that with the exception of her earliest appearances in Old Man Randy West's UP AND CUMMER series (in particular the previously reviewed UP AND CUMMERS #11, where she is, in the words of Robert Palmer, "simply irresistable"), I have not exactly been a member of her fan following. To me, she just doesn't have the appeal of a Ginger Lynn, Nikki Dial, or even Ashlyn Gere, to name a few undisputed legends of porn. And her 1995 starring role in THE WICKED ONE does nothing to change my mind. Beginning with an opening scream and scrawled warning, "Don't fuck with Jenna" on the DVD's menu, this release from Wicked is a fairly good porn package, and co-stars some overlooked favorites like Tiffany Million and Channone, as well as present-day superstars like Jill Kelly.
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Bad Penny (Adam & Eve)
Release date: 9/14/2000
Reviewed on: 1/30/2001 by Principal Skinner
Starring: Billy Glide, Tony Tedeschi, Tina Tyler, Mike Horner, James Bonn, Nina Hartley, Shaena Steel
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Bob Chinn
Review brief: Directed by legendary Bob Chinn, a director who has been in the business when Traci Lords' videos were "legal" (and who actually made a movie or two with her in them), BAD PENNY is a surprisingly pedestrian affair, despite the presence of the equally legendary Nina Hartley, who plays the title role. Even though this DVD has been released under the Adam & Eve "Premium Collection" label, the contents in terms of story and extras are nothing special, and in fact, barely rise above average. Even more disappointing, the mature but still beautiful Ms. Hartley only appears in two straight guy-girl scenes, both of which take place in the same room with the same guy! So in reality, the viewer gets only four different scenes in this flick, none of which are wholly memorable. The plot is about seems rather complicated at first, but once you realize that the story really doesn't go anywhere, you can break it down to its basic elements.
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Cherry Pie (Sin City)
Release date: 11/26/2000
Reviewed on: 1/30/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Nick East, Kylie Ireland, Gerry Pike, Kim Chambers, Jonathan Morgan, Jenna Jameson, Eva Tiffany
Studio: Sin City
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: Running Time: 75 min. Production Date: 6 / 21 / 1994 Director: Fred Lincoln Cast: Kylie Ireland, Jenna Jameson, Eva Tiffany, Kim Chambers, Nick East, Jonathan Morgan, and Gerry Pike Initial Expectations: The only other Sin City DVD Ive seen is Babewatch, which left much to be desired. Although I have hopes for the movie, I dont expect much of a DVD. Initial Reaction: Its kind of fun but nothing special. Audio /Video Quality: I dont think anything has been done since the original VHS release as the video quality is VHS quality at best. The audio synchs pretty well but a lot of the dialogue is kind of hard to understand. Music: The music is your typical porno music. Its way too loud for many of the scenes. Disc Problems: Once again, Sin City has no time code on the movie. Sin City also seems to think that its a good idea to have mandatory phone sex ads and a mandatory commercial for their web site before the main menu. Review: Wow. My 100th review. I have to admit that I never really thought Id get this far.
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Garden Party, The (Adam & Eve)
Release date: 1/29/2001
Reviewed on: 1/30/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Ian Daniels, Brittany Andrews, Roxanne Hall, Alec Metro, Mark Davis, Eric Price, Raylene, Shayla LaVeaux, Toni James, Christina Angel, Charli, Angela Austin
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Running Time: 84 min. Production Date: 9 / 29 / 1997 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Angela Austin, Jill Kelly, Asia Carrera, Toni James, Christina Angel, Shayla LaVeaux, Brittany Andrews, Roxanne Hall, Raylene, Carlie, Mark Davis, Ian Daniels, Alec Metro, and Eric Price Initial Expectations: Ive seen one scene from The Garden Party in Adam & Eve Signature Series Vol. 1: Asia Carrera . It was very good and I have the same hope for the rest of the feature. Initial Reaction: Although the DVD lacks extras, the movie is beautiful, artistic, and very erotic. It also has a very good transfer. Audio /Video Quality: Adam & Eve also has a Spanish language track. As an American, and therefore speaking only one language as the joke goes, I have no clue if it is well done or not. The audio that I can understand synchs very well with the video. Theres a few parts where the dialogue is hard to hear, but overall its very good. The video is also very clear.
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Quick & The Hard, The
Release date: 1/29/2001
Reviewed on: 1/30/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Ian Daniels, Steve Hatcher, Alec Metro, Chloe, Randy Spears, Johnni Black, Shanna McCullough, Tyce Bune, Cheyenne Silver, Anita Cannibal, Veronica Caine
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Running Time: 89 min. Production Date: 2 / 1999 Director: Bud Lee Cast: Shanna McCullough, Chloe, Johnni Black, Anita Cannibal, Cheyenne Silver, Barrett Moore, Randy Spears, Steve Hatcher, Tyce Bune, Ian Daniels, and The Mystery Man Initial Expectations: As with most other Adam & Eve releases, I wasnt quite sure what to expect other than that it would probably be a couples movie. Initial Reaction: Very good. Its a very good couples movie while also keeping with the western feel. The combination made it a lot of fun to watch. Audio /Video Quality: Average. The picture is pretty good, but it does suffer from some lighting problems. Im torn on the lighting. You can see everything pretty good, but most of the scenes are in rooms lit by lanterns or candles so they wouldnt be that bright. The audio varies. Normally its very well balanced, but there is some dubbing and a few spots where the dialogue is way too quiet. Music: The music seems like it was stolen directly from one of the many spaghetti westerns from the sixties.
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Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks 4
Release date: 1/5/2001
Reviewed on: 1/29/2001 by sonic
Starring: Shawna Edwards, Jake Steed, Lexington Steele, Mandingo, Gwen Summers, Angelique, Bridgette Kerkove, Mariah Wind
Studio: Jake Steed Prod.
Review brief: After watching Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks 3...I couldn't help but wonder what the next edition has in store for my hormones. Afterall, I recognized this series for what it has and is, hot cute beautiful young white chicks. The majority of scenes, feature them in all their beautiful pretty face, hot bodied glory, and amazing private assets, that we men love sinking our teeth into. Let's get it on! Yells Judge Mills Lane, as he strokes his dick while watching the 4th installment of Jake Steed's Production. If you look from far, you see this cute young chick just swinging back and worth on a swing. She is laughing and just feeling that nice breeze under that pretty dress. But as always, there's gotta be a big bad evil lurking around, just ruining the day. Poor little girl, as Lexington Steele swings her hard and well, almost flew up at the sky and collide with a plane. Just kidding. ;) Paying attention? In the room..Lex and Gwen get it on.
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Looker 2: Femme Fatale
Release date: 12/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/29/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Nick East, Kyle Stone, Alec Metro, Randy Spears, Shanna McCullough, Vince Vouyer, Pat Myne, Lauren Montgomery, Silvia Saint, Jon Dough, Kristen, Mickey G., Gwen Summers, Melody Love, Illana Moore, Bridgette Kerkove, Michael Raven, Myrtle, Nic Cramer
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Nic Cramer
Review brief: Running Time: 112 min. Production Date: November 1999 Director: Nic Cramer (who also wrote the story) Cast: Gwen Summers, Shanna McCullough, Lauren Montgomery, Silvia Saint, Melody Love, Bridgett Kerkove, Kristen, Ilanna Moore, Randy Spears, Mickey G., Vince Voyeur, Alec Metro, Kyle Stone, Jon Dough, Nick East, Pat Myne, and Michael Raven Initial Expectations: After watching the original Looker , I have fairly high hopes. Initial Reaction: Not nearly as good as the original. Audio /Video Quality: As with most of Mr. Cramers movies, Looker 2 is shot on film. Although normally this means the video lacks quite a bit, its not that noticeable here. There is some grain, but its just enough that you notice the grain. There are also many dark scenes, which dont have any more grain than the rest of the movie. For a shot on film movie, the video quality is excellent. The audio quality is also good, but not as good as the video.
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Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks 3
Release date: 1/5/2001
Reviewed on: 1/29/2001 by sonic
Starring: Jake Steed, Kathy, Byron Long, Jasmine, Anastasia Blue, Bunny Luv, Javalia
Studio: Jake Steed Prod.
Review brief: Welcome to another review edition of my thoughts and opinion of another episode of the Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks series by Jake Steed. This time, the focus is on part 3 of the series. I am not even gonna start this review with trashin and bashin like my previous reviews of part 1 and 2...since it's all behind me now..and I guess there is no point. There there is no point in venting over the wacky MONSTER voices during the on going sexual action. I thought to myself, if the action continues to be this HOT..I can deal with it then. And boy the action is SO hot on Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks 3!!! Jake Steed is taking a drive..perhaps it's time to give that old car of yours Jake, a carwash? Luckily up the road is a hot cute teen chic named Kathy holding up a cardboard sign in which it says that she washes cars, by herself, for a nice fee. Jake decides not too, but something is lurking in his mind.
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Bad Wives (Vivid)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/28/2001 by andyblake
Starring: Tricia Devereaux, Dyanna Lauren, Steven St. Croix, Missy, Melissa Hill, Tony Tedeschi, Stephanie Swift, Jon Dough, Mickey G.
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: There was an excellent film called "Bad Wives" directed by Paul Thomas for Vivid, and featuring the incredibly beautiful Dyanna Lauren and Melissa Hill. Unfortunately, that movie is not available on DVD. The DVD that Vivid is marketing under the name of "Bad Wives" has been cut to ribbons. It should really be called "Outtakes from Bad Wives." Comparing the VHS version with the DVD, I counted over 20 separate cuts, some of them lengthy. We're not talking just cutting out dialogue; sex scenes have been cut up, too, including some of the best parts. The best scene is between Jon Dough and Dyanna Lauren, taking place on a stairway. Large chunks of it have been excised. Even the final three-way between Steven St. Croix, Melissa Hill, and Dyanna Lauren, which should have been sacrosanct if no other scene was, had cuts in it. As presented in the DVD, the plot makes no sense whatsoever, whereas in the video version, the film has at least an adequate plot. I now know why other highly praised Vivid films I have seen only on DVD, such as "Bobby Sox" and "Beautiful", were choppy and made no plot sensel.
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Looker
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/28/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Ian Daniels, Steve Hatcher, Erika Bella, Shanna McCullough, Lauren Montgomery, Silvia Saint, Mickey G.
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Nic Cramer
Review brief: Running Time: 83 min. Production Date: 10 / 10 / 1997 Director: Nic Cramer (who also wrote the story) Cast: Lauren Montgomery, Shanna McCullough, Silvia Saint, Erika Bella, Jacklyn Lick, Vince Voyeur, Ian Daniels, Mickey G., Hakan Serbes, and Steve Hatcher Initial Expectations: Ive heard very good things about the movie, so I have fairly high expectations. Initial Reaction: Its very good. Its almost as good as many of Wicked and VCAs titles. Audio /Video Quality: Looker was shot on film, which, as far as I know, is typical of most of Nic Cramers movies. Since its shot on film there is some grain but its not too bad. Theres just enough grain that you notice it. For being shot on film its about as little grain as Ive seen in an adult movie. The audio is well balanced, although there are a couple flaws in the movie. Theyre not that noticeable and the audio synchs very well throughout the movie. Music: The music varies some in style to match the scene.
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Jock-A-Holics
Release date: 1/14/2001
Reviewed on: 1/28/2001 by joeblow69
Starring: Randy White, Aaron Austin, Steve Gibson, Phil Bradley, Jason Andrews, Erik Houston
Studio: Pacific Sun
Review brief: [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Hello, my name is joeblow69, and I am a Jock-A- Holic. It has been 5 days since I sniffed my last jock. Most people dont understand the call of the jockstrap. Those of us afflicted with this disease cant even walk down the jockstrap aisle at Kmart without getting a boner! Early signs of Jock-A-Holism are simple to identify: wearing a strap under everyday clothes, jacking off in your strap, and continuing to wear your strap without ever washing it. As the disease progress, you will find yourself sniffing other peoples jocks. If you are lucky, theyll still be wearing them. Eric Houston displays the most severe symptom of advanced Jock-A-Holism: collection. Hidden in his bedroom dresser are about 50 small plastic baggies filled with other mens jockstraps. In another drawer are an additional 50 empty baggies for porn stars jockstraps he wants to collect.
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Zazel (1 DVD Release)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/28/2001 by DeathIncarnate
Starring: Lene Hefner, Brooke Lane, Devin Wolf, Helena, Anna Romero, Grace Harlow, Sasha Vinni, Gina LaMarca, Nikie St. Gilles, Kevin James, Antonio Valentino, Drew Reese, Jon Severini
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Philip Mond
Review brief: Directed, photographed, designed (etc.) by Philip Mond Starring Sasha Vinni, Lene Hefner, Anna Romeo, Gina LaMarca, Nikki St. Gilles, et al.
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Gutter Mouths
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/27/2001 by snowman872
Starring: Dave Hardman, Brooke Ashley, Nina Cherry, Buck Adams, Racquel Lace, Montana Gunn, Devlin Weed
Studio: JM Productions
Review brief: Gutter Mouths Starlets: Brooke Ashley - Hot and wild Asian. Looks ravishing here. "All time Best List"! Nena Cherry - Trashy with short platinum blond hair here. Montana Gunn - Big titted, blond dancer type. Rather raunchy. Racquel Lace - Nasty Latina lady. Moderately attractive. REVIEW SCENE ONE - "The Usual" Brooke Ashley & Racquel Lace and one guy (Weed) (interracial) The setup for this scene is that Brooke has decided to join Racquel's full service outcall business. At this point, Brooke is innocent and has no experience in the skin trade. She says she wants to be come a sex provider because it is "boring working in the clothing store and it doesn't pay the bills." Racquel tells her that her new career choice is "really rewarding." The job of training Brooke to satisfy customers falls on Racquel's shoulders.
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Release date: 10/31/2000
Reviewed on: 2/5/2001 by SPUNKY
Starring: Dave Hardman, Erica, Jay Ashley, Ashley, Johnny Thrust, Baily, Princess, Bolivia
Studio: Extreme Associates
Directed by: Lizzy Borden
Review brief: This episode was written and directed by lizzy borden. It is apparent that lizzy does not know how to write and/or direct!!! This dvd consisted of 5 secenes. In my opinion, the first scene with jasmine st. Claire is the best. Ms. St. Claire is in the tub taking a bath with all the suds you can imagine. There is plenty of cock sucking, pussy eating, and pussy and ass fucking. The next scene consists of two women (stryc-9 and iroc) with a pathetic stud. There is alot of ass to mouth and fingers in ass to mouth through out this scene. The next scene is with monique. Monique appears to be the only on enoying herself in this scene. The next scene is forgettable. The last scene is with ashlyn gere and is pretty good. This scene has great potential. However, ms. Gere apparently does not like a good ass fucking which tom byron is very capable of giving. This was the only disappointment for this scene. Extras: there is a bonus scene that is ok.
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Release date: 12/18/2000
Reviewed on: 2/4/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Marty Klein, Linda Banner, Bernie Zilbergeld
Studio: Sinclair
Directed by: Mark Schoen
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 60 min. Production Date: Feb. 1999 Cast: Experts Linda Banner, Marty Klein, and Bernie Zilbergeld Initial Expectations: Im hoping for a little more advanced feature. Theres not a lot that can be done for extras, so Im not expecting much there. Initial Reaction: Its extremely basic and even more dry. Audio /Video Quality: The video has just enough grain to be noticed. The audio is very clear. Music: Much of the video has very soft, extremely relaxing music in the background. Disc Problems: Theres no time code, which I think is a must on any DVD. Review: WARNING: The following product may cause drowsiness. Do not consume alcoholic beverages while watching this product (trust me). Do not attempt to operate heavy equipment while, or after, watching this product. This is the minor part. Here comes the dangerous part. WARNING: Watching the product may make you think of your parents having sex. Okay, hopefully I havent lost too many people there.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/4/2001 by Saki
Starring: Billy Glide, Claudia Chase, Julian, Dave Hardman, Jake Steed, Rebecca Wild, Azlea, Alexandra Nice, Kary Evers, Melanie Stone, Marilyn Star
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Size Matters (1998) Studio: Metro/Toxxic Directed by: Greg Alves Starring: Melaine Stone, Azlea Antistia, Rebecca Wild, Claudia Chase, Rosa, Alexandra Nice, Marilyn Starr, Julian, Jake Steed, Billy Glide, and Dave Hardman. Running Time: 1:45 Format: Double Sided, Single Layer DVD Features: Full-motion video chapter selection menu; 30-picture photo gallery; star biographies; 30+ preview trailers The First Word: A stroke video with a few hot moments but is a letdown, not because of the big dicks, but the low-quality female talent. Plot Synopsis: No plot--all sex with a single premise: huge cocks are better than small ones. From the packaging to the opening titles to the between-scene titles, they all play up the fact that women like men who are hung well. But it's not just the funny (and fictitious) quotes about size that matters; this six-scene video brings three truly big (and one marginally big) specimens in action. The first scene stars Julian with Melanie Stone and Azlea in the strongest scene of the video. Next, it's a ho-hum one-on-one pairing of
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Release date: 1/24/2001
Reviewed on: 2/3/2001 by Diville
Starring: Ruby, Kyle Stone, Inari Vachs, Chloe, Keisha, Mickey G., Anthony Crane, Justine Romee, Ava Vincent
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Chloe
Review brief: Starring: Chloe, Inari Vachs, Justine Romee, Ava Vincent, Keisha, Ruby, Anthony Crane, Ian Daniels, Kyle Stone, Mickey G. Directed By: Chloe What do you suppose the "thinking porn aficionado" is actually thinking about? There's a long list of topics he could consider, but that list would be incomplete without the super intense Chloe. I've gone on record as calling her the thinking man's porn star, and I stand behind the claim. Martin Amis (one of my favorite novelists) agrees, as he himself admit in the February 2001 issue of Talk, Chloe is unforgettable. Unfortunately, Chloe's Catalina Cum-Ons, recently released on DVD from Elegant Angel, isn't. Shot, obviously, in Catalina, Chloe's gonzo directorial effort comes across as a collection of rejected footage from a Shane's World shoot. My guess is that Chloe and company were just looking for a fun way to justify a vacation to Catalina.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/3/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Inari Vachs, Temptress, Nina, Anita Blond, Dita, Regina Hall, Dita Von Teese
Studio: Studio A
Directed by: Andrew Blake
Review brief: Running Time: 84 min. (cover says 90 which I assume includes the photo gallery) Production Date: 11 / 2 / 1997 Director: Andrew Blake Cast: Dita, Anita Blonde, Inari Vachs, Temptress, Nina, Regina Hull, and Dale Bonet Initial Expectations: From what Ive seen, Andrew Blake makes some of the most artistic porn out there. Ive got high expectations. Initial Reaction: Wow. Its beautiful, artistic, and very erotic. Audio /Video Quality: The picture is so clear that I wasnt sure if it was even shot on film. To my knowledge, Blake always shoots on film, so this DVD shows that porn shot on film doesnt have to look grainy. There are almost no sex sounds in the audio. There is a voice over in some parts of the movie which is very clear. Music: The music varies from the Ave Maria to techno. It fits the scenes and, like everything else, is very well done. Review: As with most of Andrew Blakes films, there isnt much plot. Even saying that much might be stretching the amount of plot in Pin-Ups 2 . Instead theres more of a general theme.
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Release date: 12/22/2000
Reviewed on: 2/3/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Porsha, Chris Charming, Miko Lee, Julianna Sterling, Voodoo, Fanny, Misty Mendez
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Nic Andrews, Scott Taylor
Review brief: Running Time: 97 min. Production Date: 10 / 8 / 1999 Director: Nic Andrews Cast: Misty, Cherry Lee, Julianna Sterling, Miko Lee, Porsha, Chris Charming, and Voodoo Initial Expectations: Ive enjoyed most of Digital Sins part releases, so I have some fair hopes for this DVD as well. Initial Reaction: Its no great wonder of porn, but its not too bad. I enjoyed it a lot more than Naughty College School Girls #2 and Naughty College School Girls #3 . Audio /Video Quality: The video quality is pretty good, especially when you consider the low budget nature of this feature. Theres some pixelation here and there but its not too noticeable for the most part. The audio isnt quite as good, depending on your view. On the plus side, you can here almost everything quite clearly. On the minus side, it means that you get to hear some directions to the stars as well as things like the crews cell phones. Music: The only music is during the interview before the scene.
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Release date: 6/28/2000
Reviewed on: 2/3/2001 by DeathIncarnate
Starring: Shayla LaVeaux, Mickey G., Erik Everhard, Cheyne Collins, jessica drake, Dillion Day
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Michael Ninn
Review brief: Directed by Michael Ninn Production Date : 12 / 99 Running Time : 94 Minutes Starring : Shayla LaVeaux, Alexandra Nice, Keri Windsor, Jessica Drake, Brooke Lane... Erik Everhard, Alec Metro, Mickey G, Randy Spears... Review : First off, what I like about Michael Ninn's movies : -Great art direction, lighting, editing, and especially music (that always fits the scene) -Beautiful women -Sex that is nasty but well filmed, and often in extravagant settings His videos are much better than the usual porn fodder and at least try to aspire to mainstram standards.. for the record, DARK GARDEN was one of the best movies of last year, combining a decent plot with great style and sex. Since '98 his movies were always centered on one girl (usually a VCA contract star) around who the scenes unfolded along a common theme (eg.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/2/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Jeanna Fine, Randy Spears, Randy West, Ashlyn Gere, Raven, Rocco Siffredi, Sebastian, Kristen, Zara Whites, Danielle Rodgers, Sabre, Valerie Stone, Ashley Lauren, Veronica Doll, Nikki Wilde
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Andrew Blake
Review brief: Running Time: 76 min. Production Date: 1990 Director: Andrew Blake Cast: Zara Whites, Jeanna Fine, Ashlyn Gere, Danielle Rodgers, Raven, Veronica Doll, Saber, Valerie Stone, Nikki Wilde (listed here as Honey Rose), Randy West, Randy Spears, Rocco Siffredi, and Sebastian Initial Expectations: After watching Secrets by Andrew Blake, Ive got very high hopes for House of Dreams . Im not expecting much of an overall DVD or transfer, however. Initial Reaction: Its an amazing movie. Its just too bad that Caballero gave it such a horrible DVD treatment. Whoever did this should get hung up by their privates from the nearest telephone pole. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty good although it is noticeably dubbed in a couple spots. The video is grainy but not too bad. Its about what you expect from a shot on film feature. Music: The music is very soft and stays in the background nicely. Its one of the best music balances Ive heard so far. Disc Problems: Theres a kind of funky time code.
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Release date: 1/5/2001
Reviewed on: 2/2/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Peter North, Earl Slate, Jewel De'Nyle, Cheyne Collins, Caroline Cage, Jeanie Rivers, Dillion Day, Skylar Knight, Nikita Denise, Jay Sin
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Peter North
Review brief: Running Time: 100 min. Production Date: 2 / 6 / 2000 Director: Peter North Cast: Skylar Knight, Nikita, Jeanie Rivers, Jewel DeNyle, Caroline Cage, Peter North, Dillion Day, Cheyne Collins, Earl Slate, and Jay Sinn Initial Expectations: Ive heard some pretty good things about the North Pole series, so I have fairly good expectations. Initial Reaction: What? Oh, Im sorry I must have dozed off there. Audio /Video Quality: The picture is a little below average. Theres some pixelation problems, such as the entire screen flashing fuzzy for a moment. Considering the horrible lighting for almost the entire movie Im surprised that the picture isnt worse than what it is. The audio isnt too bad as you can hear everything pretty well. Theres a little bit of dubbing, but the most annoying thing is that you can hear the noises from the surroundings as good or better than the sounds you want to hear. Music: Its well balanced but a little cheesier than normal porno music.
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Release date: 6/27/2000
Reviewed on: 2/2/2001 by netguy
Starring: Rodolphe Vernier, Antoine Mory, Axel Altman, Claude Menard, Guilhem Thomas, Jonathan Prevost, Karl Forst, Mathias Torello, Vincent Garnier, Youri Sakarine
Studio: Centaur
Directed by: Jean-Daniel Cadinot
Review brief: If youre not familiar with Jean-Daniel Cadinot then you dont know what youre missing! Street Boyz features ten French boys and ten sex scenes in just under 2 hours, that's a lot of fucking and sucking! The sex's quick and some of the action scenes are edited a bit choppy but theres no fooling around here! They get right to the action! The boys are all young, uncut with slender bodies but with dicks to die for! They grow them big in France! It begins with Russian tourist Youri Sakarine hitches a ride to Paris with Claude Menard. The foreplay begins in the car, but when they get back to Claudes apartment it's off with the clothes! Lots of sucking, fucking and 69-ing, with Youri shooting a massive hot load of cum! Wow! On leave, Guilhem Thomas is walking along when he takes a break on a park bench. Antoine Mory, who is an undercover policeman stops and propositions him. Antoine is really hung like a horse and they suck and fuck on a park bench, and Guilhem rides Antoines huge cock and jerks off while hes doing it.
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Release date: 1/24/2001
Reviewed on: 2/1/2001 by Diville
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Tiffany Mynx, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Daisy Chain, Tabitha Stevens, Keisha, Bobbi Bliss, Olivia, April Flowers, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Joel Lawrence, Renee LaRue, Dale Dabone, jessica drake, Root Logins, Van Damage, Clay Hyde, Sydnee Steele
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Jim Holliday
Review brief: Staring: Syndee Steele, Jessica Drake, April, Tiffany Mynx, Daisy Chain, Keisha, Lola, Olivia, Renee LaRue, Bobbi Bliss, Evan Stone, Joel Lawrence, Van Damage, Dale DaBone Directed By: Jim Holliday If it's true that all men think with their dicks, then after watching Jim Holliday's Paradise Hole, mine must be a freakin' genius. See, it's doing all kinds of mental gymnastics at the moment. Watching an extra large cast of A-list porn stars fuck on my television set has a way of doing that. Most top of the line porn directors have their own distinctive styles; Holliday is no different on that count. Yet, his individualism doesn't distinguish itself in a showy look-how-close-I- can-make-porn-resemble-real-movies kind of way. He's a pornographer and Paradise Hole is pornography. It's that simple. Sure, it has Holliday's sense of humor and his usual scripted silliness, but it also has Syndee Steele taking it up the ass and Tiffany Mynx taking it on the face.
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Release date: 1/29/2001
Reviewed on: 2/1/2001 by Saki
Starring: Jamie Gillis, Constance Money, Gloria Leonard, Marlene Willoughby, Jaqueline Beudant, Jenny Baxter, Mary Stuart, Terri Hall
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Henry Paris
Review brief: The Opening of Misty Beethoven (1975) Studio: VCA Directed by: Henry Paris Starring: Constance Money, Jamie Gillis, Jacqueline Beudant, Gloria Leonard, Terri Hall, Jenny Baxter, Mary Stuart, Ras Kean, Casey Donovan, Cynthia Gardner, Helene Simone, Marlene Willoughby, and Nancy Dane Running Time: 1:24 Format: Single Sided, Dual Layer DVD Features: Full motion video and animated main menu; full-motion video chapter selection menu; 24 production stills from Barbara Broadcast and The Opening of Misty Beethoven; 6-minute narrated photo gallery of Hall of Fame stars; 4-minute Jim Holiday video commentary on The Opening of Misty Beethoven; photo of the original box artwork The First Word: My pick for the number one adult film of all time! Although it's not perfect, VCA produces their best classic disc ever. Plot Synopsis: Misty Beethoven (Constance Money) is an American girl who's working as a prostitute in Paris. She's discovered in a porn theater by Dr.
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Release date: 9/28/2000
Reviewed on: 2/1/2001 by Principal Skinner
Starring: Jill Kelly, Patricia Kennedy, Tom Byron, Peter North, Mark Davis, Tony Tedeschi, Tiffany Million, Jenna Jameson
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Greg Steele, Brad Armstrong
Review brief: There is no question in my mind that Jenna Jameson epitomizes the prototypical porn babe: blonde, flashy, curvy and with a eye-popping, healthy chest courtesy of Dow Corning, it's easy to see why she has become America's hardcore sweetheart. However, I will admit that with the exception of her earliest appearances in Old Man Randy West's UP AND CUMMER series (in particular the previously reviewed UP AND CUMMERS #11, where she is, in the words of Robert Palmer, "simply irresistable"), I have not exactly been a member of her fan following. To me, she just doesn't have the appeal of a Ginger Lynn, Nikki Dial, or even Ashlyn Gere, to name a few undisputed legends of porn. And her 1995 starring role in THE WICKED ONE does nothing to change my mind. Beginning with an opening scream and scrawled warning, "Don't fuck with Jenna" on the DVD's menu, this release from Wicked is a fairly good porn package, and co-stars some overlooked favorites like Tiffany Million and Channone, as well as present-day superstars like Jill Kelly.
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Release date: 9/14/2000
Reviewed on: 1/30/2001 by Principal Skinner
Starring: Billy Glide, Tony Tedeschi, Tina Tyler, Mike Horner, James Bonn, Nina Hartley, Shaena Steel
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Bob Chinn
Review brief: Directed by legendary Bob Chinn, a director who has been in the business when Traci Lords' videos were "legal" (and who actually made a movie or two with her in them), BAD PENNY is a surprisingly pedestrian affair, despite the presence of the equally legendary Nina Hartley, who plays the title role. Even though this DVD has been released under the Adam & Eve "Premium Collection" label, the contents in terms of story and extras are nothing special, and in fact, barely rise above average. Even more disappointing, the mature but still beautiful Ms. Hartley only appears in two straight guy-girl scenes, both of which take place in the same room with the same guy! So in reality, the viewer gets only four different scenes in this flick, none of which are wholly memorable. The plot is about seems rather complicated at first, but once you realize that the story really doesn't go anywhere, you can break it down to its basic elements.
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Release date: 11/26/2000
Reviewed on: 1/30/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Nick East, Kylie Ireland, Gerry Pike, Kim Chambers, Jonathan Morgan, Jenna Jameson, Eva Tiffany
Studio: Sin City
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: Running Time: 75 min. Production Date: 6 / 21 / 1994 Director: Fred Lincoln Cast: Kylie Ireland, Jenna Jameson, Eva Tiffany, Kim Chambers, Nick East, Jonathan Morgan, and Gerry Pike Initial Expectations: The only other Sin City DVD Ive seen is Babewatch, which left much to be desired. Although I have hopes for the movie, I dont expect much of a DVD. Initial Reaction: Its kind of fun but nothing special. Audio /Video Quality: I dont think anything has been done since the original VHS release as the video quality is VHS quality at best. The audio synchs pretty well but a lot of the dialogue is kind of hard to understand. Music: The music is your typical porno music. Its way too loud for many of the scenes. Disc Problems: Once again, Sin City has no time code on the movie. Sin City also seems to think that its a good idea to have mandatory phone sex ads and a mandatory commercial for their web site before the main menu. Review: Wow. My 100th review. I have to admit that I never really thought Id get this far.
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Release date: 1/29/2001
Reviewed on: 1/30/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Ian Daniels, Brittany Andrews, Roxanne Hall, Alec Metro, Mark Davis, Eric Price, Raylene, Shayla LaVeaux, Toni James, Christina Angel, Charli, Angela Austin
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Running Time: 84 min. Production Date: 9 / 29 / 1997 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Angela Austin, Jill Kelly, Asia Carrera, Toni James, Christina Angel, Shayla LaVeaux, Brittany Andrews, Roxanne Hall, Raylene, Carlie, Mark Davis, Ian Daniels, Alec Metro, and Eric Price Initial Expectations: Ive seen one scene from The Garden Party in Adam & Eve Signature Series Vol. 1: Asia Carrera . It was very good and I have the same hope for the rest of the feature. Initial Reaction: Although the DVD lacks extras, the movie is beautiful, artistic, and very erotic. It also has a very good transfer. Audio /Video Quality: Adam & Eve also has a Spanish language track. As an American, and therefore speaking only one language as the joke goes, I have no clue if it is well done or not. The audio that I can understand synchs very well with the video. Theres a few parts where the dialogue is hard to hear, but overall its very good. The video is also very clear.
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Release date: 1/29/2001
Reviewed on: 1/30/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Ian Daniels, Steve Hatcher, Alec Metro, Chloe, Randy Spears, Johnni Black, Shanna McCullough, Tyce Bune, Cheyenne Silver, Anita Cannibal, Veronica Caine
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Running Time: 89 min. Production Date: 2 / 1999 Director: Bud Lee Cast: Shanna McCullough, Chloe, Johnni Black, Anita Cannibal, Cheyenne Silver, Barrett Moore, Randy Spears, Steve Hatcher, Tyce Bune, Ian Daniels, and The Mystery Man Initial Expectations: As with most other Adam & Eve releases, I wasnt quite sure what to expect other than that it would probably be a couples movie. Initial Reaction: Very good. Its a very good couples movie while also keeping with the western feel. The combination made it a lot of fun to watch. Audio /Video Quality: Average. The picture is pretty good, but it does suffer from some lighting problems. Im torn on the lighting. You can see everything pretty good, but most of the scenes are in rooms lit by lanterns or candles so they wouldnt be that bright. The audio varies. Normally its very well balanced, but there is some dubbing and a few spots where the dialogue is way too quiet. Music: The music seems like it was stolen directly from one of the many spaghetti westerns from the sixties.
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Release date: 1/5/2001
Reviewed on: 1/29/2001 by sonic
Starring: Shawna Edwards, Jake Steed, Lexington Steele, Mandingo, Gwen Summers, Angelique, Bridgette Kerkove, Mariah Wind
Studio: Jake Steed Prod.
Review brief: After watching Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks 3...I couldn't help but wonder what the next edition has in store for my hormones. Afterall, I recognized this series for what it has and is, hot cute beautiful young white chicks. The majority of scenes, feature them in all their beautiful pretty face, hot bodied glory, and amazing private assets, that we men love sinking our teeth into. Let's get it on! Yells Judge Mills Lane, as he strokes his dick while watching the 4th installment of Jake Steed's Production. If you look from far, you see this cute young chick just swinging back and worth on a swing. She is laughing and just feeling that nice breeze under that pretty dress. But as always, there's gotta be a big bad evil lurking around, just ruining the day. Poor little girl, as Lexington Steele swings her hard and well, almost flew up at the sky and collide with a plane. Just kidding. ;) Paying attention? In the room..Lex and Gwen get it on.
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Release date: 12/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/29/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Nick East, Kyle Stone, Alec Metro, Randy Spears, Shanna McCullough, Vince Vouyer, Pat Myne, Lauren Montgomery, Silvia Saint, Jon Dough, Kristen, Mickey G., Gwen Summers, Melody Love, Illana Moore, Bridgette Kerkove, Michael Raven, Myrtle, Nic Cramer
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Nic Cramer
Review brief: Running Time: 112 min. Production Date: November 1999 Director: Nic Cramer (who also wrote the story) Cast: Gwen Summers, Shanna McCullough, Lauren Montgomery, Silvia Saint, Melody Love, Bridgett Kerkove, Kristen, Ilanna Moore, Randy Spears, Mickey G., Vince Voyeur, Alec Metro, Kyle Stone, Jon Dough, Nick East, Pat Myne, and Michael Raven Initial Expectations: After watching the original Looker , I have fairly high hopes. Initial Reaction: Not nearly as good as the original. Audio /Video Quality: As with most of Mr. Cramers movies, Looker 2 is shot on film. Although normally this means the video lacks quite a bit, its not that noticeable here. There is some grain, but its just enough that you notice the grain. There are also many dark scenes, which dont have any more grain than the rest of the movie. For a shot on film movie, the video quality is excellent. The audio quality is also good, but not as good as the video.
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Release date: 1/5/2001
Reviewed on: 1/29/2001 by sonic
Starring: Jake Steed, Kathy, Byron Long, Jasmine, Anastasia Blue, Bunny Luv, Javalia
Studio: Jake Steed Prod.
Review brief: Welcome to another review edition of my thoughts and opinion of another episode of the Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks series by Jake Steed. This time, the focus is on part 3 of the series. I am not even gonna start this review with trashin and bashin like my previous reviews of part 1 and 2...since it's all behind me now..and I guess there is no point. There there is no point in venting over the wacky MONSTER voices during the on going sexual action. I thought to myself, if the action continues to be this HOT..I can deal with it then. And boy the action is SO hot on Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks 3!!! Jake Steed is taking a drive..perhaps it's time to give that old car of yours Jake, a carwash? Luckily up the road is a hot cute teen chic named Kathy holding up a cardboard sign in which it says that she washes cars, by herself, for a nice fee. Jake decides not too, but something is lurking in his mind.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/28/2001 by andyblake
Starring: Tricia Devereaux, Dyanna Lauren, Steven St. Croix, Missy, Melissa Hill, Tony Tedeschi, Stephanie Swift, Jon Dough, Mickey G.
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: There was an excellent film called "Bad Wives" directed by Paul Thomas for Vivid, and featuring the incredibly beautiful Dyanna Lauren and Melissa Hill. Unfortunately, that movie is not available on DVD. The DVD that Vivid is marketing under the name of "Bad Wives" has been cut to ribbons. It should really be called "Outtakes from Bad Wives." Comparing the VHS version with the DVD, I counted over 20 separate cuts, some of them lengthy. We're not talking just cutting out dialogue; sex scenes have been cut up, too, including some of the best parts. The best scene is between Jon Dough and Dyanna Lauren, taking place on a stairway. Large chunks of it have been excised. Even the final three-way between Steven St. Croix, Melissa Hill, and Dyanna Lauren, which should have been sacrosanct if no other scene was, had cuts in it. As presented in the DVD, the plot makes no sense whatsoever, whereas in the video version, the film has at least an adequate plot. I now know why other highly praised Vivid films I have seen only on DVD, such as "Bobby Sox" and "Beautiful", were choppy and made no plot sensel.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/28/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Ian Daniels, Steve Hatcher, Erika Bella, Shanna McCullough, Lauren Montgomery, Silvia Saint, Mickey G.
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Nic Cramer
Review brief: Running Time: 83 min. Production Date: 10 / 10 / 1997 Director: Nic Cramer (who also wrote the story) Cast: Lauren Montgomery, Shanna McCullough, Silvia Saint, Erika Bella, Jacklyn Lick, Vince Voyeur, Ian Daniels, Mickey G., Hakan Serbes, and Steve Hatcher Initial Expectations: Ive heard very good things about the movie, so I have fairly high expectations. Initial Reaction: Its very good. Its almost as good as many of Wicked and VCAs titles. Audio /Video Quality: Looker was shot on film, which, as far as I know, is typical of most of Nic Cramers movies. Since its shot on film there is some grain but its not too bad. Theres just enough grain that you notice it. For being shot on film its about as little grain as Ive seen in an adult movie. The audio is well balanced, although there are a couple flaws in the movie. Theyre not that noticeable and the audio synchs very well throughout the movie. Music: The music varies some in style to match the scene.
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Release date: 1/14/2001
Reviewed on: 1/28/2001 by joeblow69
Starring: Randy White, Aaron Austin, Steve Gibson, Phil Bradley, Jason Andrews, Erik Houston
Studio: Pacific Sun
Review brief: [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Hello, my name is joeblow69, and I am a Jock-A- Holic. It has been 5 days since I sniffed my last jock. Most people dont understand the call of the jockstrap. Those of us afflicted with this disease cant even walk down the jockstrap aisle at Kmart without getting a boner! Early signs of Jock-A-Holism are simple to identify: wearing a strap under everyday clothes, jacking off in your strap, and continuing to wear your strap without ever washing it. As the disease progress, you will find yourself sniffing other peoples jocks. If you are lucky, theyll still be wearing them. Eric Houston displays the most severe symptom of advanced Jock-A-Holism: collection. Hidden in his bedroom dresser are about 50 small plastic baggies filled with other mens jockstraps. In another drawer are an additional 50 empty baggies for porn stars jockstraps he wants to collect.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/28/2001 by DeathIncarnate
Starring: Lene Hefner, Brooke Lane, Devin Wolf, Helena, Anna Romero, Grace Harlow, Sasha Vinni, Gina LaMarca, Nikie St. Gilles, Kevin James, Antonio Valentino, Drew Reese, Jon Severini
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Philip Mond
Review brief: Directed, photographed, designed (etc.) by Philip Mond Starring Sasha Vinni, Lene Hefner, Anna Romeo, Gina LaMarca, Nikki St. Gilles, et al.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/27/2001 by snowman872
Starring: Dave Hardman, Brooke Ashley, Nina Cherry, Buck Adams, Racquel Lace, Montana Gunn, Devlin Weed
Studio: JM Productions
Review brief: Gutter Mouths Starlets: Brooke Ashley - Hot and wild Asian. Looks ravishing here. "All time Best List"! Nena Cherry - Trashy with short platinum blond hair here. Montana Gunn - Big titted, blond dancer type. Rather raunchy. Racquel Lace - Nasty Latina lady. Moderately attractive. REVIEW SCENE ONE - "The Usual" Brooke Ashley & Racquel Lace and one guy (Weed) (interracial) The setup for this scene is that Brooke has decided to join Racquel's full service outcall business. At this point, Brooke is innocent and has no experience in the skin trade. She says she wants to be come a sex provider because it is "boring working in the clothing store and it doesn't pay the bills." Racquel tells her that her new career choice is "really rewarding." The job of training Brooke to satisfy customers falls on Racquel's shoulders.
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