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Paradise Hole
Release date: 1/24/2001
Reviewed on: 2/1/2001 by Diville
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Tiffany Mynx, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Daisy Chain, Tabitha Stevens, Keisha, Bobbi Bliss, Olivia, April Flowers, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Joel Lawrence, Renee LaRue, Dale Dabone, jessica drake, Root Logins, Van Damage, Clay Hyde, Sydnee Steele
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Jim Holliday
Review brief: Staring: Syndee Steele, Jessica Drake, April, Tiffany Mynx, Daisy Chain, Keisha, Lola, Olivia, Renee LaRue, Bobbi Bliss, Evan Stone, Joel Lawrence, Van Damage, Dale DaBone Directed By: Jim Holliday If it's true that all men think with their dicks, then after watching Jim Holliday's Paradise Hole, mine must be a freakin' genius. See, it's doing all kinds of mental gymnastics at the moment. Watching an extra large cast of A-list porn stars fuck on my television set has a way of doing that. Most top of the line porn directors have their own distinctive styles; Holliday is no different on that count. Yet, his individualism doesn't distinguish itself in a showy look-how-close-I- can-make-porn-resemble-real-movies kind of way. He's a pornographer and Paradise Hole is pornography. It's that simple. Sure, it has Holliday's sense of humor and his usual scripted silliness, but it also has Syndee Steele taking it up the ass and Tiffany Mynx taking it on the face.
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Opening of Misty Beethoven, The (VCA)
Release date: 1/29/2001
Reviewed on: 2/1/2001 by Saki
Starring: Jamie Gillis, Constance Money, Gloria Leonard, Marlene Willoughby, Jaqueline Beudant, Jenny Baxter, Mary Stuart, Terri Hall
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Henry Paris
Review brief: The Opening of Misty Beethoven (1975) Studio: VCA Directed by: Henry Paris Starring: Constance Money, Jamie Gillis, Jacqueline Beudant, Gloria Leonard, Terri Hall, Jenny Baxter, Mary Stuart, Ras Kean, Casey Donovan, Cynthia Gardner, Helene Simone, Marlene Willoughby, and Nancy Dane Running Time: 1:24 Format: Single Sided, Dual Layer DVD Features: Full motion video and animated main menu; full-motion video chapter selection menu; 24 production stills from Barbara Broadcast and The Opening of Misty Beethoven; 6-minute narrated photo gallery of Hall of Fame stars; 4-minute Jim Holiday video commentary on The Opening of Misty Beethoven; photo of the original box artwork The First Word: My pick for the number one adult film of all time! Although it's not perfect, VCA produces their best classic disc ever. Plot Synopsis: Misty Beethoven (Constance Money) is an American girl who's working as a prostitute in Paris. She's discovered in a porn theater by Dr.
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Wicked One, The
Release date: 9/28/2000
Reviewed on: 2/1/2001 by Principal Skinner
Starring: Jill Kelly, Patricia Kennedy, Tom Byron, Peter North, Mark Davis, Tony Tedeschi, Tiffany Million, Jenna Jameson
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Greg Steele, Brad Armstrong
Review brief: There is no question in my mind that Jenna Jameson epitomizes the prototypical porn babe: blonde, flashy, curvy and with a eye-popping, healthy chest courtesy of Dow Corning, it's easy to see why she has become America's hardcore sweetheart. However, I will admit that with the exception of her earliest appearances in Old Man Randy West's UP AND CUMMER series (in particular the previously reviewed UP AND CUMMERS #11, where she is, in the words of Robert Palmer, "simply irresistable"), I have not exactly been a member of her fan following. To me, she just doesn't have the appeal of a Ginger Lynn, Nikki Dial, or even Ashlyn Gere, to name a few undisputed legends of porn. And her 1995 starring role in THE WICKED ONE does nothing to change my mind. Beginning with an opening scream and scrawled warning, "Don't fuck with Jenna" on the DVD's menu, this release from Wicked is a fairly good porn package, and co-stars some overlooked favorites like Tiffany Million and Channone, as well as present-day superstars like Jill Kelly.
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Bad Penny (Adam & Eve)
Release date: 9/14/2000
Reviewed on: 1/30/2001 by Principal Skinner
Starring: Billy Glide, Tony Tedeschi, Tina Tyler, Mike Horner, James Bonn, Nina Hartley, Shaena Steel
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Bob Chinn
Review brief: Directed by legendary Bob Chinn, a director who has been in the business when Traci Lords' videos were "legal" (and who actually made a movie or two with her in them), BAD PENNY is a surprisingly pedestrian affair, despite the presence of the equally legendary Nina Hartley, who plays the title role. Even though this DVD has been released under the Adam & Eve "Premium Collection" label, the contents in terms of story and extras are nothing special, and in fact, barely rise above average. Even more disappointing, the mature but still beautiful Ms. Hartley only appears in two straight guy-girl scenes, both of which take place in the same room with the same guy! So in reality, the viewer gets only four different scenes in this flick, none of which are wholly memorable. The plot is about seems rather complicated at first, but once you realize that the story really doesn't go anywhere, you can break it down to its basic elements.
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Cherry Pie (Sin City)
Release date: 11/26/2000
Reviewed on: 1/30/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Nick East, Kylie Ireland, Gerry Pike, Kim Chambers, Jonathan Morgan, Jenna Jameson, Eva Tiffany
Studio: Sin City
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: Running Time: 75 min. Production Date: 6 / 21 / 1994 Director: Fred Lincoln Cast: Kylie Ireland, Jenna Jameson, Eva Tiffany, Kim Chambers, Nick East, Jonathan Morgan, and Gerry Pike Initial Expectations: The only other Sin City DVD Ive seen is Babewatch, which left much to be desired. Although I have hopes for the movie, I dont expect much of a DVD. Initial Reaction: Its kind of fun but nothing special. Audio /Video Quality: I dont think anything has been done since the original VHS release as the video quality is VHS quality at best. The audio synchs pretty well but a lot of the dialogue is kind of hard to understand. Music: The music is your typical porno music. Its way too loud for many of the scenes. Disc Problems: Once again, Sin City has no time code on the movie. Sin City also seems to think that its a good idea to have mandatory phone sex ads and a mandatory commercial for their web site before the main menu. Review: Wow. My 100th review. I have to admit that I never really thought Id get this far.
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Garden Party, The (Adam & Eve)
Release date: 1/29/2001
Reviewed on: 1/30/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Ian Daniels, Brittany Andrews, Roxanne Hall, Alec Metro, Mark Davis, Eric Price, Raylene, Shayla LaVeaux, Toni James, Christina Angel, Charli, Angela Austin
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Running Time: 84 min. Production Date: 9 / 29 / 1997 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Angela Austin, Jill Kelly, Asia Carrera, Toni James, Christina Angel, Shayla LaVeaux, Brittany Andrews, Roxanne Hall, Raylene, Carlie, Mark Davis, Ian Daniels, Alec Metro, and Eric Price Initial Expectations: Ive seen one scene from The Garden Party in Adam & Eve Signature Series Vol. 1: Asia Carrera . It was very good and I have the same hope for the rest of the feature. Initial Reaction: Although the DVD lacks extras, the movie is beautiful, artistic, and very erotic. It also has a very good transfer. Audio /Video Quality: Adam & Eve also has a Spanish language track. As an American, and therefore speaking only one language as the joke goes, I have no clue if it is well done or not. The audio that I can understand synchs very well with the video. Theres a few parts where the dialogue is hard to hear, but overall its very good. The video is also very clear.
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Quick & The Hard, The
Release date: 1/29/2001
Reviewed on: 1/30/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Ian Daniels, Steve Hatcher, Alec Metro, Chloe, Randy Spears, Johnni Black, Shanna McCullough, Tyce Bune, Cheyenne Silver, Anita Cannibal, Veronica Caine
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Running Time: 89 min. Production Date: 2 / 1999 Director: Bud Lee Cast: Shanna McCullough, Chloe, Johnni Black, Anita Cannibal, Cheyenne Silver, Barrett Moore, Randy Spears, Steve Hatcher, Tyce Bune, Ian Daniels, and The Mystery Man Initial Expectations: As with most other Adam & Eve releases, I wasnt quite sure what to expect other than that it would probably be a couples movie. Initial Reaction: Very good. Its a very good couples movie while also keeping with the western feel. The combination made it a lot of fun to watch. Audio /Video Quality: Average. The picture is pretty good, but it does suffer from some lighting problems. Im torn on the lighting. You can see everything pretty good, but most of the scenes are in rooms lit by lanterns or candles so they wouldnt be that bright. The audio varies. Normally its very well balanced, but there is some dubbing and a few spots where the dialogue is way too quiet. Music: The music seems like it was stolen directly from one of the many spaghetti westerns from the sixties.
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Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks 4
Release date: 1/5/2001
Reviewed on: 1/29/2001 by sonic
Starring: Shawna Edwards, Jake Steed, Lexington Steele, Mandingo, Gwen Summers, Angelique, Bridgette Kerkove, Mariah Wind
Studio: Jake Steed Prod.
Review brief: After watching Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks 3...I couldn't help but wonder what the next edition has in store for my hormones. Afterall, I recognized this series for what it has and is, hot cute beautiful young white chicks. The majority of scenes, feature them in all their beautiful pretty face, hot bodied glory, and amazing private assets, that we men love sinking our teeth into. Let's get it on! Yells Judge Mills Lane, as he strokes his dick while watching the 4th installment of Jake Steed's Production. If you look from far, you see this cute young chick just swinging back and worth on a swing. She is laughing and just feeling that nice breeze under that pretty dress. But as always, there's gotta be a big bad evil lurking around, just ruining the day. Poor little girl, as Lexington Steele swings her hard and well, almost flew up at the sky and collide with a plane. Just kidding. ;) Paying attention? In the room..Lex and Gwen get it on.
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Looker 2: Femme Fatale
Release date: 12/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/29/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Nick East, Kyle Stone, Alec Metro, Randy Spears, Shanna McCullough, Vince Vouyer, Pat Myne, Lauren Montgomery, Silvia Saint, Jon Dough, Kristen, Mickey G., Gwen Summers, Melody Love, Illana Moore, Bridgette Kerkove, Michael Raven, Myrtle, Nic Cramer
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Nic Cramer
Review brief: Running Time: 112 min. Production Date: November 1999 Director: Nic Cramer (who also wrote the story) Cast: Gwen Summers, Shanna McCullough, Lauren Montgomery, Silvia Saint, Melody Love, Bridgett Kerkove, Kristen, Ilanna Moore, Randy Spears, Mickey G., Vince Voyeur, Alec Metro, Kyle Stone, Jon Dough, Nick East, Pat Myne, and Michael Raven Initial Expectations: After watching the original Looker , I have fairly high hopes. Initial Reaction: Not nearly as good as the original. Audio /Video Quality: As with most of Mr. Cramers movies, Looker 2 is shot on film. Although normally this means the video lacks quite a bit, its not that noticeable here. There is some grain, but its just enough that you notice the grain. There are also many dark scenes, which dont have any more grain than the rest of the movie. For a shot on film movie, the video quality is excellent. The audio quality is also good, but not as good as the video.
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Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks 3
Release date: 1/5/2001
Reviewed on: 1/29/2001 by sonic
Starring: Jake Steed, Kathy, Byron Long, Jasmine, Anastasia Blue, Bunny Luv, Javalia
Studio: Jake Steed Prod.
Review brief: Welcome to another review edition of my thoughts and opinion of another episode of the Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks series by Jake Steed. This time, the focus is on part 3 of the series. I am not even gonna start this review with trashin and bashin like my previous reviews of part 1 and 2...since it's all behind me now..and I guess there is no point. There there is no point in venting over the wacky MONSTER voices during the on going sexual action. I thought to myself, if the action continues to be this HOT..I can deal with it then. And boy the action is SO hot on Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks 3!!! Jake Steed is taking a drive..perhaps it's time to give that old car of yours Jake, a carwash? Luckily up the road is a hot cute teen chic named Kathy holding up a cardboard sign in which it says that she washes cars, by herself, for a nice fee. Jake decides not too, but something is lurking in his mind.
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Bad Wives (Vivid)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/28/2001 by andyblake
Starring: Tricia Devereaux, Dyanna Lauren, Steven St. Croix, Missy, Melissa Hill, Tony Tedeschi, Stephanie Swift, Jon Dough, Mickey G.
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: There was an excellent film called "Bad Wives" directed by Paul Thomas for Vivid, and featuring the incredibly beautiful Dyanna Lauren and Melissa Hill. Unfortunately, that movie is not available on DVD. The DVD that Vivid is marketing under the name of "Bad Wives" has been cut to ribbons. It should really be called "Outtakes from Bad Wives." Comparing the VHS version with the DVD, I counted over 20 separate cuts, some of them lengthy. We're not talking just cutting out dialogue; sex scenes have been cut up, too, including some of the best parts. The best scene is between Jon Dough and Dyanna Lauren, taking place on a stairway. Large chunks of it have been excised. Even the final three-way between Steven St. Croix, Melissa Hill, and Dyanna Lauren, which should have been sacrosanct if no other scene was, had cuts in it. As presented in the DVD, the plot makes no sense whatsoever, whereas in the video version, the film has at least an adequate plot. I now know why other highly praised Vivid films I have seen only on DVD, such as "Bobby Sox" and "Beautiful", were choppy and made no plot sensel.
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Looker
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/28/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Ian Daniels, Steve Hatcher, Erika Bella, Shanna McCullough, Lauren Montgomery, Silvia Saint, Mickey G.
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Nic Cramer
Review brief: Running Time: 83 min. Production Date: 10 / 10 / 1997 Director: Nic Cramer (who also wrote the story) Cast: Lauren Montgomery, Shanna McCullough, Silvia Saint, Erika Bella, Jacklyn Lick, Vince Voyeur, Ian Daniels, Mickey G., Hakan Serbes, and Steve Hatcher Initial Expectations: Ive heard very good things about the movie, so I have fairly high expectations. Initial Reaction: Its very good. Its almost as good as many of Wicked and VCAs titles. Audio /Video Quality: Looker was shot on film, which, as far as I know, is typical of most of Nic Cramers movies. Since its shot on film there is some grain but its not too bad. Theres just enough grain that you notice it. For being shot on film its about as little grain as Ive seen in an adult movie. The audio is well balanced, although there are a couple flaws in the movie. Theyre not that noticeable and the audio synchs very well throughout the movie. Music: The music varies some in style to match the scene.
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Jock-A-Holics
Release date: 1/14/2001
Reviewed on: 1/28/2001 by joeblow69
Starring: Randy White, Aaron Austin, Steve Gibson, Phil Bradley, Jason Andrews, Erik Houston
Studio: Pacific Sun
Review brief: [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Hello, my name is joeblow69, and I am a Jock-A- Holic. It has been 5 days since I sniffed my last jock. Most people dont understand the call of the jockstrap. Those of us afflicted with this disease cant even walk down the jockstrap aisle at Kmart without getting a boner! Early signs of Jock-A-Holism are simple to identify: wearing a strap under everyday clothes, jacking off in your strap, and continuing to wear your strap without ever washing it. As the disease progress, you will find yourself sniffing other peoples jocks. If you are lucky, theyll still be wearing them. Eric Houston displays the most severe symptom of advanced Jock-A-Holism: collection. Hidden in his bedroom dresser are about 50 small plastic baggies filled with other mens jockstraps. In another drawer are an additional 50 empty baggies for porn stars jockstraps he wants to collect.
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Zazel (1 DVD Release)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/28/2001 by DeathIncarnate
Starring: Lene Hefner, Brooke Lane, Devin Wolf, Helena, Anna Romero, Grace Harlow, Sasha Vinni, Gina LaMarca, Nikie St. Gilles, Kevin James, Antonio Valentino, Drew Reese, Jon Severini
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Philip Mond
Review brief: Directed, photographed, designed (etc.) by Philip Mond Starring Sasha Vinni, Lene Hefner, Anna Romeo, Gina LaMarca, Nikki St. Gilles, et al.
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Gutter Mouths
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/27/2001 by snowman872
Starring: Dave Hardman, Brooke Ashley, Nina Cherry, Buck Adams, Racquel Lace, Montana Gunn, Devlin Weed
Studio: JM Productions
Review brief: Gutter Mouths Starlets: Brooke Ashley - Hot and wild Asian. Looks ravishing here. "All time Best List"! Nena Cherry - Trashy with short platinum blond hair here. Montana Gunn - Big titted, blond dancer type. Rather raunchy. Racquel Lace - Nasty Latina lady. Moderately attractive. REVIEW SCENE ONE - "The Usual" Brooke Ashley & Racquel Lace and one guy (Weed) (interracial) The setup for this scene is that Brooke has decided to join Racquel's full service outcall business. At this point, Brooke is innocent and has no experience in the skin trade. She says she wants to be come a sex provider because it is "boring working in the clothing store and it doesn't pay the bills." Racquel tells her that her new career choice is "really rewarding." The job of training Brooke to satisfy customers falls on Racquel's shoulders.
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Oh! So Tender
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/27/2001 by Netguy
Starring: Mike Dixon, Tim Baker, Kevin Kramer, Sean Hunter, Brandon Scott, Elec Voughn, Alex Young
Studio: Legend
Review brief: Oh So Tender Company: Puppy Productions Year Released DVD: 1999 Cast List: Mike Dixon, Sean Hunter, Kevin Kramer, Tim Baker, Alex Young, Brandon Scott, Elec Voughn Original Release Date:1983 Synopsis: From what I could tell 3 brothers having some sexual escapades. Features: This disc was digitally remastered for DVD and features a Photo Gallery (10 pics/not full screen), and chapter selections. Review : I have to admit this was the first porno on DVD I purchased and it goes to show you cant judge a book by its cover! The cover features Mike Dixon a cute, young, blonde and blue eyed twink and the back cover has some nice "clear/colorful" shots of the various cast/scenes...its too bad the video wasnt the same! Oh I forgot to mention I believe a paid $19 and it goes to show you get what you pay for. But then again its from 1983 and I remember all the cheap porn that was out....anyway... It starts off with Sean Hunter (who is really cute!) waking up and leaving his boyfriend Alex Young.
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Eruption (Titan Media, Gay)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/27/2001 by Netguy
Starring: Peter Wilder, Dean Coulter, Keith Webb, Austin Masters, Michael Vincenzo, Pierce Vendetta, Eduardo, Ethan Payne, Malleek
Studio: Titan Media
Review brief: ERUPTION Company: Titan/Atomic Video Year Released DVD: 1999 Cast List: Dean Coulter, Malleek, Keith Webb, Michael Vincenzo, Austin Masters, Peter Wilder, Eduardo, Ethan Payne, Pierce Vendetta Features: This disc was digitally remastered for DVD and features a Photo Gallery - 41 Pictures in a photo gallery and slide show of the same. Synopsis: 5 scenes of hot sex on a tropical island. Review: I just got back from Hawaii and boy is my hand tired! ba-dum-bum! Not sure if it was me or what but the picture quality seemed extraordinarily good on this disc and the music wasnt too bad either. Overall I would recommend this highly-although my only complaints are that all the scenes are pretty similiar in nature so it did get a bit tedious and there was no story or plot, just different scenes. Scene 1: We see Eduardo strolling around naked in this lush paradise, he cracks open a coconut and drinks the milk as some of it driblles down his muscular body...along comes Dean Coulter.
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Monsters and Size Queens
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/27/2001 by Netguy
Starring: Dean Butch Bailey, Tony Donovan, T.J. Swan, Rex Ruben, Sky Thompson
Studio: Pacific Sun
Review brief: Starring: Sky Thompson,Tony Donovan, Dean Butch Bailey, Rex Ruben, T.J. Swan, "Blonde" Mike Features: Interactive Menus; Chapter Index; Scene Access;Photo Gallery; DVD-ROM Compatible I'm surprised coming from producer John Summers, that this was a poor compilation of 6 horny big- dicked young new guys (maybe from the 80's?!) jerking off. I'm not sure when this was originally made but the picture quality was very grainy-and lets not even talk about the scene with TJ Swan-his solo was scratchy, grainy and filled with flecks of dirt and dust! Basically its a solo compilation set to some poor pseudo classical music. It starts out with Dean Bailey--who is pretty hot--taking a shower before he lies on the bed and begins to stroke his long thick cock. His scene and Rex Ruben's steamy bathtub scene are the best of the bunch, if you like solo's. The sound wasn't so bad, as Rex lathered up his massive cock that took both his hands to stroke, you could hear his breath and the slippery sound of the lather agains his dick.
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Muscle Ranch
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/27/2001 by Netguy
Starring: Ed Dinakos, Jake Tanner
Studio: Colt
Review brief: DONT BOTHER GOING TO THIS RANCH! Muscle Ranch is another poor quality DVD by Buckshot Productions (are all these productions from the 70s & 80s?) which is surprising since the models from Colt are generally hot. Not only is the video and sound quality not very good but the approximate running time is less than 60 min in length as well. Actually the running time wouldnt be that bad-I mean 60 min. would be a good length to get your rocks off-if only the video were good! The gist, or should I say jizz of the story, is that of rancher Ed Dinakos who receives an application for a farmhand who is none other than Jake Tanner and how they have some good ol man to man action. It starts with Ed getting the application in the mail as well as a muscle and theres a brief flashback of him imagining himself with Jake. Ed then proceeds indoors to take a look at his "new" video he got. The video stars Wayne Mills who is a poolside statue that comes to life, jumps in the pool, and then lifts some weights and flexes his muscles in the nude.
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Dare Devils
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/27/2001 by Netguy
Starring: Cort Stevens, Sunny Markham, Rick Price, Jake Armstrong, Tommy Cruise, Alex Powers, Rob Berry, Mat West, Ricky Starr, Hawk McAllistar
Studio: Vivid
Review brief: Title: DareDevils Vivid DVD Release Features: Chapter Selection, Mens Room (consisted of 4 stalls to choose from with a short sex scene unrelated to the movie), 2 Previews of other Vivid releases, a DVDRom game for Windows/Macintosh Starring: Sunny Markham, Ricky Price, Cort Stevens, Jake Armstrong, Tommy Cruise, Alex Powers, Rod Barry, Mat West, Ricky Starr and Hawk McAllistar I first have to say I commend Vivid for their "Extras", although I dont have a DVDRom (let me know if you've seen this game and what its all about!) I liked the inclusion of previews and the extra sex scenes-great for those quickies! I hope they continue and hope others follow along these lines. The video and audio are high quality-this is stereo only. I was looking forward to this feature on the box cover alone as it sounds intriguing and it was. David Thompson directs a young cast set against the Colorado landscape.
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Chain Reaction, The (Pacific Media)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/27/2001 by Netguy
Studio: Pacific Media
Review brief: I was really, and I mean REALLY! , looking forward to this film and unfortunately I was a bit let down. Its the story of a young, cute, innocent guy (played by Johan) who seems to be struggling with his sexuality until he meets and is fascinated by a bartender in a local gay bar. It stars Johan along with 8 other hot Bel Ami models. The story begins with Johan walking the streets, checking out guys, and thinking about his desires. The video portion is high in quality but the dialogue of Johan thinking to himself was a bit hard to hear and seemed a little muffled. It then cuts to a beautifully shot scene of Johan taking a shower. The shot was lit in blue and to see the water pour over his slender body was nice. We next see Johan debating on whether to go into the bar or not and he finally does. He immediately is transfixed upon the bartender- Kristian Jensen-and fantasizes about him. Here we see quick flashes of Johan and Kristian in various staged poses of their nice slender bodies and uncut cocks.
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Moments with Johan
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/27/2001 by Netguy
Starring: Johan Paulik
Studio: Pacific Media
Review brief: A Nice Homage To Johan-A Must Have For Collectors! What can I say?! Johan is one of the cutest Euro stars to date!!! I'd buy anything of his! 4 words...A -DOR- A -BLE!!! Johan Paulik is just one of the many cute, uncut European boys and this dvd is a "scrapbook" of him. The DVD quality is excellent and it includes scenes from previous releases such as: Boy Oh Boy, Chain Reaction, Boy Wonder...etc. Unfortunately this is softcore only--no shots of penetration or sucking, but it is erotic never the less! A lot of kissing, carressing and simulated sex of Johan and other European boys is present. When Johan looks into the camera you just want to melt! He knows how to work the camera with his boyish smile, senuous lips and his uncut cock. Theres also a brief interview with him, a few "outtakes" of him during some scenes, and some behind the scenes video of him on a photo shoot, him hanging out, or just waking up in the morning.
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3 Easy Pieces
Release date: 9/6/2001
Reviewed on: 1/27/2001 by Netguy
Starring: Peter Wilder, Paul Morgan, Austin Masters, Michael Vincenzo, Dean Maxwell, Van Darkholme, Ric Hunter, Brice Patton, Tim MacKenzie
Studio: Titan Media
Directed by: Harold Creg, Brian Mills
Review brief: 3 Easy Pieces is Titans latest release and as usual the overall production is great and it features some of the hottest guys in the business! 3 scenes with 3 trios of non-stop man to man action. It begins with Peter Wilder stopping by a construction site and Michael Vincenzo climbs into his truck for a ride back to the office. Meanwhile back at the office Van Darkholm is busy stroking his big cock as the two pull in. Im not sure where Van came from but this guy is spectacular! Hes got a chiseled body, big dick and some strong features. The three get it going with Wilder going down on the two of them. Then the two take turns pounding Wilders ass and Vincenzo shoots his load while Van keeps on fucking him. Van shoots his wad, Vincenzo again, and Wilder tops it off with shooting his own load across his chest. Across town cute, blonde Paul Morgan and Tim MacKenzie are looking for an apartment. The hot Dean Maxwell is inside painting and lets them in. The two look about the apartment and then start a little foreplay action.
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Boner! - Man's Best Friend
Release date: 12/12/2000
Reviewed on: 1/27/2001 by Netguy
Starring: Mike Roberts, Eric Masterson, Dean Coulter, Blake Harper, Lance Gear, Ric Hunter, Tom Vaccaro
Studio: Titan Media
Directed by: David Wexler
Review brief: Although the sex is hot this particular Titan release didnt live up to my expectations and believe me my expectations arent that high. I just felt considering the past releases which were filmed in semi-exotic locations this just didnt seem up to Titans reputation. I was a bit disappointed with the cast as well although I still have a fondness for Blake Harper and Eric Masterson gives a great debut performance the rest of the cast didnt thrill me. It begins with Titans mascot, Boner, wondering around before settling in for some porn watching on TV. Blake is on the massage table of Tom Vaccaro and begins to receive the massage we all dream about. Blake sucks Toms 9 incher and its not long before Tom shoves into Blakes nice, wet asshole. The camera work here is great and you get some awesome penetration shots.
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Jeff Stryker's Underground
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/27/2001 by Netguy
Starring: Paul Morgan, Drew Andrews, Chris Anthony, Logan Reed, Jeff Stryker, Derek Cameron
Studio: VCA
Review brief: Jeff Stryker's Underground Company: HIS DVD Year Released DVD: 1999 Cast List: Jeff Stryker, Chris Dano, Corky Adams, Derek Cameron, Logan Reed, Paul Morgan, J.C. Carter, Eddie Ramone, Chris Anthony, K.C. Hart to name a few. Original Release Date:1997 Synopsis: Jeff Stryker narrates and shares his sexual stories and conquests with an unkown writer, including bathroom, barn stable and glory hole scenes. Features: This disc was digitally remastered for DVD and features a Photo Gallery (all of 6 pics- big deal!!), brief biography of Jeff with some small stills of him moving up along the side as you read the biography, a tour??? thats what the menu says but it just takes you to the bio??,chapter selections, and DVD-ROM compatible Review: The movie starts with Jeff narrating in his deep raunchy voice talking about his sexual fantasies and visiting these so called underground sex clubs.
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Release date: 1/24/2001
Reviewed on: 2/1/2001 by Diville
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Tiffany Mynx, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Daisy Chain, Tabitha Stevens, Keisha, Bobbi Bliss, Olivia, April Flowers, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Joel Lawrence, Renee LaRue, Dale Dabone, jessica drake, Root Logins, Van Damage, Clay Hyde, Sydnee Steele
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Jim Holliday
Review brief: Staring: Syndee Steele, Jessica Drake, April, Tiffany Mynx, Daisy Chain, Keisha, Lola, Olivia, Renee LaRue, Bobbi Bliss, Evan Stone, Joel Lawrence, Van Damage, Dale DaBone Directed By: Jim Holliday If it's true that all men think with their dicks, then after watching Jim Holliday's Paradise Hole, mine must be a freakin' genius. See, it's doing all kinds of mental gymnastics at the moment. Watching an extra large cast of A-list porn stars fuck on my television set has a way of doing that. Most top of the line porn directors have their own distinctive styles; Holliday is no different on that count. Yet, his individualism doesn't distinguish itself in a showy look-how-close-I- can-make-porn-resemble-real-movies kind of way. He's a pornographer and Paradise Hole is pornography. It's that simple. Sure, it has Holliday's sense of humor and his usual scripted silliness, but it also has Syndee Steele taking it up the ass and Tiffany Mynx taking it on the face.
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Release date: 1/29/2001
Reviewed on: 2/1/2001 by Saki
Starring: Jamie Gillis, Constance Money, Gloria Leonard, Marlene Willoughby, Jaqueline Beudant, Jenny Baxter, Mary Stuart, Terri Hall
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Henry Paris
Review brief: The Opening of Misty Beethoven (1975) Studio: VCA Directed by: Henry Paris Starring: Constance Money, Jamie Gillis, Jacqueline Beudant, Gloria Leonard, Terri Hall, Jenny Baxter, Mary Stuart, Ras Kean, Casey Donovan, Cynthia Gardner, Helene Simone, Marlene Willoughby, and Nancy Dane Running Time: 1:24 Format: Single Sided, Dual Layer DVD Features: Full motion video and animated main menu; full-motion video chapter selection menu; 24 production stills from Barbara Broadcast and The Opening of Misty Beethoven; 6-minute narrated photo gallery of Hall of Fame stars; 4-minute Jim Holiday video commentary on The Opening of Misty Beethoven; photo of the original box artwork The First Word: My pick for the number one adult film of all time! Although it's not perfect, VCA produces their best classic disc ever. Plot Synopsis: Misty Beethoven (Constance Money) is an American girl who's working as a prostitute in Paris. She's discovered in a porn theater by Dr.
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Release date: 9/28/2000
Reviewed on: 2/1/2001 by Principal Skinner
Starring: Jill Kelly, Patricia Kennedy, Tom Byron, Peter North, Mark Davis, Tony Tedeschi, Tiffany Million, Jenna Jameson
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Greg Steele, Brad Armstrong
Review brief: There is no question in my mind that Jenna Jameson epitomizes the prototypical porn babe: blonde, flashy, curvy and with a eye-popping, healthy chest courtesy of Dow Corning, it's easy to see why she has become America's hardcore sweetheart. However, I will admit that with the exception of her earliest appearances in Old Man Randy West's UP AND CUMMER series (in particular the previously reviewed UP AND CUMMERS #11, where she is, in the words of Robert Palmer, "simply irresistable"), I have not exactly been a member of her fan following. To me, she just doesn't have the appeal of a Ginger Lynn, Nikki Dial, or even Ashlyn Gere, to name a few undisputed legends of porn. And her 1995 starring role in THE WICKED ONE does nothing to change my mind. Beginning with an opening scream and scrawled warning, "Don't fuck with Jenna" on the DVD's menu, this release from Wicked is a fairly good porn package, and co-stars some overlooked favorites like Tiffany Million and Channone, as well as present-day superstars like Jill Kelly.
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Release date: 9/14/2000
Reviewed on: 1/30/2001 by Principal Skinner
Starring: Billy Glide, Tony Tedeschi, Tina Tyler, Mike Horner, James Bonn, Nina Hartley, Shaena Steel
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Bob Chinn
Review brief: Directed by legendary Bob Chinn, a director who has been in the business when Traci Lords' videos were "legal" (and who actually made a movie or two with her in them), BAD PENNY is a surprisingly pedestrian affair, despite the presence of the equally legendary Nina Hartley, who plays the title role. Even though this DVD has been released under the Adam & Eve "Premium Collection" label, the contents in terms of story and extras are nothing special, and in fact, barely rise above average. Even more disappointing, the mature but still beautiful Ms. Hartley only appears in two straight guy-girl scenes, both of which take place in the same room with the same guy! So in reality, the viewer gets only four different scenes in this flick, none of which are wholly memorable. The plot is about seems rather complicated at first, but once you realize that the story really doesn't go anywhere, you can break it down to its basic elements.
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Release date: 11/26/2000
Reviewed on: 1/30/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Nick East, Kylie Ireland, Gerry Pike, Kim Chambers, Jonathan Morgan, Jenna Jameson, Eva Tiffany
Studio: Sin City
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: Running Time: 75 min. Production Date: 6 / 21 / 1994 Director: Fred Lincoln Cast: Kylie Ireland, Jenna Jameson, Eva Tiffany, Kim Chambers, Nick East, Jonathan Morgan, and Gerry Pike Initial Expectations: The only other Sin City DVD Ive seen is Babewatch, which left much to be desired. Although I have hopes for the movie, I dont expect much of a DVD. Initial Reaction: Its kind of fun but nothing special. Audio /Video Quality: I dont think anything has been done since the original VHS release as the video quality is VHS quality at best. The audio synchs pretty well but a lot of the dialogue is kind of hard to understand. Music: The music is your typical porno music. Its way too loud for many of the scenes. Disc Problems: Once again, Sin City has no time code on the movie. Sin City also seems to think that its a good idea to have mandatory phone sex ads and a mandatory commercial for their web site before the main menu. Review: Wow. My 100th review. I have to admit that I never really thought Id get this far.
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Release date: 1/29/2001
Reviewed on: 1/30/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Ian Daniels, Brittany Andrews, Roxanne Hall, Alec Metro, Mark Davis, Eric Price, Raylene, Shayla LaVeaux, Toni James, Christina Angel, Charli, Angela Austin
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Running Time: 84 min. Production Date: 9 / 29 / 1997 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Angela Austin, Jill Kelly, Asia Carrera, Toni James, Christina Angel, Shayla LaVeaux, Brittany Andrews, Roxanne Hall, Raylene, Carlie, Mark Davis, Ian Daniels, Alec Metro, and Eric Price Initial Expectations: Ive seen one scene from The Garden Party in Adam & Eve Signature Series Vol. 1: Asia Carrera . It was very good and I have the same hope for the rest of the feature. Initial Reaction: Although the DVD lacks extras, the movie is beautiful, artistic, and very erotic. It also has a very good transfer. Audio /Video Quality: Adam & Eve also has a Spanish language track. As an American, and therefore speaking only one language as the joke goes, I have no clue if it is well done or not. The audio that I can understand synchs very well with the video. Theres a few parts where the dialogue is hard to hear, but overall its very good. The video is also very clear.
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Release date: 1/29/2001
Reviewed on: 1/30/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Ian Daniels, Steve Hatcher, Alec Metro, Chloe, Randy Spears, Johnni Black, Shanna McCullough, Tyce Bune, Cheyenne Silver, Anita Cannibal, Veronica Caine
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Running Time: 89 min. Production Date: 2 / 1999 Director: Bud Lee Cast: Shanna McCullough, Chloe, Johnni Black, Anita Cannibal, Cheyenne Silver, Barrett Moore, Randy Spears, Steve Hatcher, Tyce Bune, Ian Daniels, and The Mystery Man Initial Expectations: As with most other Adam & Eve releases, I wasnt quite sure what to expect other than that it would probably be a couples movie. Initial Reaction: Very good. Its a very good couples movie while also keeping with the western feel. The combination made it a lot of fun to watch. Audio /Video Quality: Average. The picture is pretty good, but it does suffer from some lighting problems. Im torn on the lighting. You can see everything pretty good, but most of the scenes are in rooms lit by lanterns or candles so they wouldnt be that bright. The audio varies. Normally its very well balanced, but there is some dubbing and a few spots where the dialogue is way too quiet. Music: The music seems like it was stolen directly from one of the many spaghetti westerns from the sixties.
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Release date: 1/5/2001
Reviewed on: 1/29/2001 by sonic
Starring: Shawna Edwards, Jake Steed, Lexington Steele, Mandingo, Gwen Summers, Angelique, Bridgette Kerkove, Mariah Wind
Studio: Jake Steed Prod.
Review brief: After watching Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks 3...I couldn't help but wonder what the next edition has in store for my hormones. Afterall, I recognized this series for what it has and is, hot cute beautiful young white chicks. The majority of scenes, feature them in all their beautiful pretty face, hot bodied glory, and amazing private assets, that we men love sinking our teeth into. Let's get it on! Yells Judge Mills Lane, as he strokes his dick while watching the 4th installment of Jake Steed's Production. If you look from far, you see this cute young chick just swinging back and worth on a swing. She is laughing and just feeling that nice breeze under that pretty dress. But as always, there's gotta be a big bad evil lurking around, just ruining the day. Poor little girl, as Lexington Steele swings her hard and well, almost flew up at the sky and collide with a plane. Just kidding. ;) Paying attention? In the room..Lex and Gwen get it on.
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Release date: 12/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/29/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Nick East, Kyle Stone, Alec Metro, Randy Spears, Shanna McCullough, Vince Vouyer, Pat Myne, Lauren Montgomery, Silvia Saint, Jon Dough, Kristen, Mickey G., Gwen Summers, Melody Love, Illana Moore, Bridgette Kerkove, Michael Raven, Myrtle, Nic Cramer
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Nic Cramer
Review brief: Running Time: 112 min. Production Date: November 1999 Director: Nic Cramer (who also wrote the story) Cast: Gwen Summers, Shanna McCullough, Lauren Montgomery, Silvia Saint, Melody Love, Bridgett Kerkove, Kristen, Ilanna Moore, Randy Spears, Mickey G., Vince Voyeur, Alec Metro, Kyle Stone, Jon Dough, Nick East, Pat Myne, and Michael Raven Initial Expectations: After watching the original Looker , I have fairly high hopes. Initial Reaction: Not nearly as good as the original. Audio /Video Quality: As with most of Mr. Cramers movies, Looker 2 is shot on film. Although normally this means the video lacks quite a bit, its not that noticeable here. There is some grain, but its just enough that you notice the grain. There are also many dark scenes, which dont have any more grain than the rest of the movie. For a shot on film movie, the video quality is excellent. The audio quality is also good, but not as good as the video.
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Release date: 1/5/2001
Reviewed on: 1/29/2001 by sonic
Starring: Jake Steed, Kathy, Byron Long, Jasmine, Anastasia Blue, Bunny Luv, Javalia
Studio: Jake Steed Prod.
Review brief: Welcome to another review edition of my thoughts and opinion of another episode of the Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks series by Jake Steed. This time, the focus is on part 3 of the series. I am not even gonna start this review with trashin and bashin like my previous reviews of part 1 and 2...since it's all behind me now..and I guess there is no point. There there is no point in venting over the wacky MONSTER voices during the on going sexual action. I thought to myself, if the action continues to be this HOT..I can deal with it then. And boy the action is SO hot on Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks 3!!! Jake Steed is taking a drive..perhaps it's time to give that old car of yours Jake, a carwash? Luckily up the road is a hot cute teen chic named Kathy holding up a cardboard sign in which it says that she washes cars, by herself, for a nice fee. Jake decides not too, but something is lurking in his mind.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/28/2001 by andyblake
Starring: Tricia Devereaux, Dyanna Lauren, Steven St. Croix, Missy, Melissa Hill, Tony Tedeschi, Stephanie Swift, Jon Dough, Mickey G.
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: There was an excellent film called "Bad Wives" directed by Paul Thomas for Vivid, and featuring the incredibly beautiful Dyanna Lauren and Melissa Hill. Unfortunately, that movie is not available on DVD. The DVD that Vivid is marketing under the name of "Bad Wives" has been cut to ribbons. It should really be called "Outtakes from Bad Wives." Comparing the VHS version with the DVD, I counted over 20 separate cuts, some of them lengthy. We're not talking just cutting out dialogue; sex scenes have been cut up, too, including some of the best parts. The best scene is between Jon Dough and Dyanna Lauren, taking place on a stairway. Large chunks of it have been excised. Even the final three-way between Steven St. Croix, Melissa Hill, and Dyanna Lauren, which should have been sacrosanct if no other scene was, had cuts in it. As presented in the DVD, the plot makes no sense whatsoever, whereas in the video version, the film has at least an adequate plot. I now know why other highly praised Vivid films I have seen only on DVD, such as "Bobby Sox" and "Beautiful", were choppy and made no plot sensel.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/28/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Ian Daniels, Steve Hatcher, Erika Bella, Shanna McCullough, Lauren Montgomery, Silvia Saint, Mickey G.
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Nic Cramer
Review brief: Running Time: 83 min. Production Date: 10 / 10 / 1997 Director: Nic Cramer (who also wrote the story) Cast: Lauren Montgomery, Shanna McCullough, Silvia Saint, Erika Bella, Jacklyn Lick, Vince Voyeur, Ian Daniels, Mickey G., Hakan Serbes, and Steve Hatcher Initial Expectations: Ive heard very good things about the movie, so I have fairly high expectations. Initial Reaction: Its very good. Its almost as good as many of Wicked and VCAs titles. Audio /Video Quality: Looker was shot on film, which, as far as I know, is typical of most of Nic Cramers movies. Since its shot on film there is some grain but its not too bad. Theres just enough grain that you notice it. For being shot on film its about as little grain as Ive seen in an adult movie. The audio is well balanced, although there are a couple flaws in the movie. Theyre not that noticeable and the audio synchs very well throughout the movie. Music: The music varies some in style to match the scene.
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Release date: 1/14/2001
Reviewed on: 1/28/2001 by joeblow69
Starring: Randy White, Aaron Austin, Steve Gibson, Phil Bradley, Jason Andrews, Erik Houston
Studio: Pacific Sun
Review brief: [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Hello, my name is joeblow69, and I am a Jock-A- Holic. It has been 5 days since I sniffed my last jock. Most people dont understand the call of the jockstrap. Those of us afflicted with this disease cant even walk down the jockstrap aisle at Kmart without getting a boner! Early signs of Jock-A-Holism are simple to identify: wearing a strap under everyday clothes, jacking off in your strap, and continuing to wear your strap without ever washing it. As the disease progress, you will find yourself sniffing other peoples jocks. If you are lucky, theyll still be wearing them. Eric Houston displays the most severe symptom of advanced Jock-A-Holism: collection. Hidden in his bedroom dresser are about 50 small plastic baggies filled with other mens jockstraps. In another drawer are an additional 50 empty baggies for porn stars jockstraps he wants to collect.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/28/2001 by DeathIncarnate
Starring: Lene Hefner, Brooke Lane, Devin Wolf, Helena, Anna Romero, Grace Harlow, Sasha Vinni, Gina LaMarca, Nikie St. Gilles, Kevin James, Antonio Valentino, Drew Reese, Jon Severini
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Philip Mond
Review brief: Directed, photographed, designed (etc.) by Philip Mond Starring Sasha Vinni, Lene Hefner, Anna Romeo, Gina LaMarca, Nikki St. Gilles, et al.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/27/2001 by snowman872
Starring: Dave Hardman, Brooke Ashley, Nina Cherry, Buck Adams, Racquel Lace, Montana Gunn, Devlin Weed
Studio: JM Productions
Review brief: Gutter Mouths Starlets: Brooke Ashley - Hot and wild Asian. Looks ravishing here. "All time Best List"! Nena Cherry - Trashy with short platinum blond hair here. Montana Gunn - Big titted, blond dancer type. Rather raunchy. Racquel Lace - Nasty Latina lady. Moderately attractive. REVIEW SCENE ONE - "The Usual" Brooke Ashley & Racquel Lace and one guy (Weed) (interracial) The setup for this scene is that Brooke has decided to join Racquel's full service outcall business. At this point, Brooke is innocent and has no experience in the skin trade. She says she wants to be come a sex provider because it is "boring working in the clothing store and it doesn't pay the bills." Racquel tells her that her new career choice is "really rewarding." The job of training Brooke to satisfy customers falls on Racquel's shoulders.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/27/2001 by Netguy
Starring: Mike Dixon, Tim Baker, Kevin Kramer, Sean Hunter, Brandon Scott, Elec Voughn, Alex Young
Studio: Legend
Review brief: Oh So Tender Company: Puppy Productions Year Released DVD: 1999 Cast List: Mike Dixon, Sean Hunter, Kevin Kramer, Tim Baker, Alex Young, Brandon Scott, Elec Voughn Original Release Date:1983 Synopsis: From what I could tell 3 brothers having some sexual escapades. Features: This disc was digitally remastered for DVD and features a Photo Gallery (10 pics/not full screen), and chapter selections. Review : I have to admit this was the first porno on DVD I purchased and it goes to show you cant judge a book by its cover! The cover features Mike Dixon a cute, young, blonde and blue eyed twink and the back cover has some nice "clear/colorful" shots of the various cast/scenes...its too bad the video wasnt the same! Oh I forgot to mention I believe a paid $19 and it goes to show you get what you pay for. But then again its from 1983 and I remember all the cheap porn that was out....anyway... It starts off with Sean Hunter (who is really cute!) waking up and leaving his boyfriend Alex Young.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/27/2001 by Netguy
Starring: Peter Wilder, Dean Coulter, Keith Webb, Austin Masters, Michael Vincenzo, Pierce Vendetta, Eduardo, Ethan Payne, Malleek
Studio: Titan Media
Review brief: ERUPTION Company: Titan/Atomic Video Year Released DVD: 1999 Cast List: Dean Coulter, Malleek, Keith Webb, Michael Vincenzo, Austin Masters, Peter Wilder, Eduardo, Ethan Payne, Pierce Vendetta Features: This disc was digitally remastered for DVD and features a Photo Gallery - 41 Pictures in a photo gallery and slide show of the same. Synopsis: 5 scenes of hot sex on a tropical island. Review: I just got back from Hawaii and boy is my hand tired! ba-dum-bum! Not sure if it was me or what but the picture quality seemed extraordinarily good on this disc and the music wasnt too bad either. Overall I would recommend this highly-although my only complaints are that all the scenes are pretty similiar in nature so it did get a bit tedious and there was no story or plot, just different scenes. Scene 1: We see Eduardo strolling around naked in this lush paradise, he cracks open a coconut and drinks the milk as some of it driblles down his muscular body...along comes Dean Coulter.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/27/2001 by Netguy
Starring: Dean Butch Bailey, Tony Donovan, T.J. Swan, Rex Ruben, Sky Thompson
Studio: Pacific Sun
Review brief: Starring: Sky Thompson,Tony Donovan, Dean Butch Bailey, Rex Ruben, T.J. Swan, "Blonde" Mike Features: Interactive Menus; Chapter Index; Scene Access;Photo Gallery; DVD-ROM Compatible I'm surprised coming from producer John Summers, that this was a poor compilation of 6 horny big- dicked young new guys (maybe from the 80's?!) jerking off. I'm not sure when this was originally made but the picture quality was very grainy-and lets not even talk about the scene with TJ Swan-his solo was scratchy, grainy and filled with flecks of dirt and dust! Basically its a solo compilation set to some poor pseudo classical music. It starts out with Dean Bailey--who is pretty hot--taking a shower before he lies on the bed and begins to stroke his long thick cock. His scene and Rex Ruben's steamy bathtub scene are the best of the bunch, if you like solo's. The sound wasn't so bad, as Rex lathered up his massive cock that took both his hands to stroke, you could hear his breath and the slippery sound of the lather agains his dick.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/27/2001 by Netguy
Starring: Ed Dinakos, Jake Tanner
Studio: Colt
Review brief: DONT BOTHER GOING TO THIS RANCH! Muscle Ranch is another poor quality DVD by Buckshot Productions (are all these productions from the 70s & 80s?) which is surprising since the models from Colt are generally hot. Not only is the video and sound quality not very good but the approximate running time is less than 60 min in length as well. Actually the running time wouldnt be that bad-I mean 60 min. would be a good length to get your rocks off-if only the video were good! The gist, or should I say jizz of the story, is that of rancher Ed Dinakos who receives an application for a farmhand who is none other than Jake Tanner and how they have some good ol man to man action. It starts with Ed getting the application in the mail as well as a muscle and theres a brief flashback of him imagining himself with Jake. Ed then proceeds indoors to take a look at his "new" video he got. The video stars Wayne Mills who is a poolside statue that comes to life, jumps in the pool, and then lifts some weights and flexes his muscles in the nude.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/27/2001 by Netguy
Starring: Cort Stevens, Sunny Markham, Rick Price, Jake Armstrong, Tommy Cruise, Alex Powers, Rob Berry, Mat West, Ricky Starr, Hawk McAllistar
Studio: Vivid
Review brief: Title: DareDevils Vivid DVD Release Features: Chapter Selection, Mens Room (consisted of 4 stalls to choose from with a short sex scene unrelated to the movie), 2 Previews of other Vivid releases, a DVDRom game for Windows/Macintosh Starring: Sunny Markham, Ricky Price, Cort Stevens, Jake Armstrong, Tommy Cruise, Alex Powers, Rod Barry, Mat West, Ricky Starr and Hawk McAllistar I first have to say I commend Vivid for their "Extras", although I dont have a DVDRom (let me know if you've seen this game and what its all about!) I liked the inclusion of previews and the extra sex scenes-great for those quickies! I hope they continue and hope others follow along these lines. The video and audio are high quality-this is stereo only. I was looking forward to this feature on the box cover alone as it sounds intriguing and it was. David Thompson directs a young cast set against the Colorado landscape.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/27/2001 by Netguy
Studio: Pacific Media
Review brief: I was really, and I mean REALLY! , looking forward to this film and unfortunately I was a bit let down. Its the story of a young, cute, innocent guy (played by Johan) who seems to be struggling with his sexuality until he meets and is fascinated by a bartender in a local gay bar. It stars Johan along with 8 other hot Bel Ami models. The story begins with Johan walking the streets, checking out guys, and thinking about his desires. The video portion is high in quality but the dialogue of Johan thinking to himself was a bit hard to hear and seemed a little muffled. It then cuts to a beautifully shot scene of Johan taking a shower. The shot was lit in blue and to see the water pour over his slender body was nice. We next see Johan debating on whether to go into the bar or not and he finally does. He immediately is transfixed upon the bartender- Kristian Jensen-and fantasizes about him. Here we see quick flashes of Johan and Kristian in various staged poses of their nice slender bodies and uncut cocks.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/27/2001 by Netguy
Starring: Johan Paulik
Studio: Pacific Media
Review brief: A Nice Homage To Johan-A Must Have For Collectors! What can I say?! Johan is one of the cutest Euro stars to date!!! I'd buy anything of his! 4 words...A -DOR- A -BLE!!! Johan Paulik is just one of the many cute, uncut European boys and this dvd is a "scrapbook" of him. The DVD quality is excellent and it includes scenes from previous releases such as: Boy Oh Boy, Chain Reaction, Boy Wonder...etc. Unfortunately this is softcore only--no shots of penetration or sucking, but it is erotic never the less! A lot of kissing, carressing and simulated sex of Johan and other European boys is present. When Johan looks into the camera you just want to melt! He knows how to work the camera with his boyish smile, senuous lips and his uncut cock. Theres also a brief interview with him, a few "outtakes" of him during some scenes, and some behind the scenes video of him on a photo shoot, him hanging out, or just waking up in the morning.
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Release date: 9/6/2001
Reviewed on: 1/27/2001 by Netguy
Starring: Peter Wilder, Paul Morgan, Austin Masters, Michael Vincenzo, Dean Maxwell, Van Darkholme, Ric Hunter, Brice Patton, Tim MacKenzie
Studio: Titan Media
Directed by: Harold Creg, Brian Mills
Review brief: 3 Easy Pieces is Titans latest release and as usual the overall production is great and it features some of the hottest guys in the business! 3 scenes with 3 trios of non-stop man to man action. It begins with Peter Wilder stopping by a construction site and Michael Vincenzo climbs into his truck for a ride back to the office. Meanwhile back at the office Van Darkholm is busy stroking his big cock as the two pull in. Im not sure where Van came from but this guy is spectacular! Hes got a chiseled body, big dick and some strong features. The three get it going with Wilder going down on the two of them. Then the two take turns pounding Wilders ass and Vincenzo shoots his load while Van keeps on fucking him. Van shoots his wad, Vincenzo again, and Wilder tops it off with shooting his own load across his chest. Across town cute, blonde Paul Morgan and Tim MacKenzie are looking for an apartment. The hot Dean Maxwell is inside painting and lets them in. The two look about the apartment and then start a little foreplay action.
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Release date: 12/12/2000
Reviewed on: 1/27/2001 by Netguy
Starring: Mike Roberts, Eric Masterson, Dean Coulter, Blake Harper, Lance Gear, Ric Hunter, Tom Vaccaro
Studio: Titan Media
Directed by: David Wexler
Review brief: Although the sex is hot this particular Titan release didnt live up to my expectations and believe me my expectations arent that high. I just felt considering the past releases which were filmed in semi-exotic locations this just didnt seem up to Titans reputation. I was a bit disappointed with the cast as well although I still have a fondness for Blake Harper and Eric Masterson gives a great debut performance the rest of the cast didnt thrill me. It begins with Titans mascot, Boner, wondering around before settling in for some porn watching on TV. Blake is on the massage table of Tom Vaccaro and begins to receive the massage we all dream about. Blake sucks Toms 9 incher and its not long before Tom shoves into Blakes nice, wet asshole. The camera work here is great and you get some awesome penetration shots.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/27/2001 by Netguy
Starring: Paul Morgan, Drew Andrews, Chris Anthony, Logan Reed, Jeff Stryker, Derek Cameron
Studio: VCA
Review brief: Jeff Stryker's Underground Company: HIS DVD Year Released DVD: 1999 Cast List: Jeff Stryker, Chris Dano, Corky Adams, Derek Cameron, Logan Reed, Paul Morgan, J.C. Carter, Eddie Ramone, Chris Anthony, K.C. Hart to name a few. Original Release Date:1997 Synopsis: Jeff Stryker narrates and shares his sexual stories and conquests with an unkown writer, including bathroom, barn stable and glory hole scenes. Features: This disc was digitally remastered for DVD and features a Photo Gallery (all of 6 pics- big deal!!), brief biography of Jeff with some small stills of him moving up along the side as you read the biography, a tour??? thats what the menu says but it just takes you to the bio??,chapter selections, and DVD-ROM compatible Review: The movie starts with Jeff narrating in his deep raunchy voice talking about his sexual fantasies and visiting these so called underground sex clubs.
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