Jacked Up (Titan Men) Review

Reviewed by Netguy  on  4/25/2001

I have to admit I was a bit disappointed with "Jacked Up’. Don’t get me wrong, it has all the hardcore sex you could ask for but I miss the great scenery in such Titan hits as Heat, Desert Train, and Eruption. Instead we are treated with a bunch of dirty mechanics, and I mean dirty, fucking around in a garage. My other complaint is that it stars Joe Hix. This guy with his unshaven, scruffy face, long hair, dirty black fingernails and bad attitude didn’t do a thing for me. Oh, and he has a nice, big, red pimple on his leg that stands out like a sore thumb! Put some makeup on that thing! The one thing I really did enjoy though was the extra interview with Eddie Moreno and some behind the scenes footage. Eddie came off pretty personable, has a nice smile, and loves his balls tied! He’s interviewed in the nude as he plays with his hard cock and it was fun to watch.

Overall the production is well done with good editing, visually clear, and great camera angles as are all the Titan line. It also has just about everything a hardcore fan could want with ass spanking, whipping, balls tied, pissing, etc.

Of the memorable scenes are the first one, not because the sex was all that great but Eddie gets his balls tied up and then a huge wrench is hung from them! Ouch! Joe Hix then proceeds to clamp Eddie’s nipples with a couple of vice grips and lets them hang! Ouch again! Joe has his typical dirty talk calling Eddie "boy", spits in his ass and jerks off on Eddie’s cock then licks it off. Eddie jerks off but not a whole lot. They both seemed to be vying for the camera and it just wasn’t happening.

Another thing I enjoyed was the way there were 3 different scenes going on at the same time at one point. It made for quite a unique viewing with sex going on all over the place! Bruce Jennings getting it on with Rolio Vizarro. Bruce gets a whipping while he’s tied to a lift. Meanwhile there’s a threeway with Jack Simmons, Joe, and Steve Carlisle going on. They all suck and fuck like dogs and get nice and dirty. But it doesn’t stop there! Off in the bathroom Mitch Ryder is taking a piss when he encounters Ross Taylor! Talk about non-stop action! The editing is well timed and you don’t lose a bit of action as cocks get sucked, asses fucked, and cum spewing! Oh, did I mention someone gets fucked with a big ol’ screwdriver handle?

Remind me not to bring my car to this garage! But if you like rough, hard, non-stop dirty sex, bring yours in for a lube job! You’ll get a nice oil change and a tune-up!