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Barbara Broadcast (VCA)
Release date: 11/28/2000
Reviewed on: 2/12/2001 by andyblake
Starring: Sharon Mitchell, Jamie Gillis, Bobby Astyr, Annette Haven, Constance Money, Cami Graham, Alan Marlow, Michael Gaunt, Clea Carson, Peter Andrews, Camilla Farrell, Sybil Kingmaner, C.J. Laing, Wade Nichols, Zebedy Colt, David Savage, Suzanne Mcbain, Shirley Peters
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Henry Paris
Review brief: Barbara Broadcast is a Radley Metzger classic from 1977, starring Annette Haven and C.J. Laing. For more on Metzger, see my review of "The Opening of Misty Beethoven." The plot, to the extent there is one, involves C.J. Laing as a reporter interviewing Annette Haven, as "Barbara Broadcast", a sort of "Happy Hooker"/Xaviera Hollander type character. This is my least favorite of the Metzger hardcore pieces, but is still an excellent example of golden age adult film making. My favorite scene is a simple oral scene with under-celebrated seventies star Suzanne McBain. There is also the famous kitchen scene in which C.J. Laing does an anal scene with Wade Nichols. Nichols went on to star on a daytime soap opera for about 7 years, later succumbing to AIDS. There is a scene with Constance Money that was an unused leftover from "Misty Beethoven." In accordance with current law, because Constance was securely chained in the scene, no sex is shown, which is a darn shame.
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Release date: 11/28/2000
Reviewed on: 2/12/2001 by andyblake
Starring: Sharon Mitchell, Jamie Gillis, Bobby Astyr, Annette Haven, Constance Money, Cami Graham, Alan Marlow, Michael Gaunt, Clea Carson, Peter Andrews, Camilla Farrell, Sybil Kingmaner, C.J. Laing, Wade Nichols, Zebedy Colt, David Savage, Suzanne Mcbain, Shirley Peters
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Henry Paris
Review brief: Barbara Broadcast is a Radley Metzger classic from 1977, starring Annette Haven and C.J. Laing. For more on Metzger, see my review of "The Opening of Misty Beethoven." The plot, to the extent there is one, involves C.J. Laing as a reporter interviewing Annette Haven, as "Barbara Broadcast", a sort of "Happy Hooker"/Xaviera Hollander type character. This is my least favorite of the Metzger hardcore pieces, but is still an excellent example of golden age adult film making. My favorite scene is a simple oral scene with under-celebrated seventies star Suzanne McBain. There is also the famous kitchen scene in which C.J. Laing does an anal scene with Wade Nichols. Nichols went on to star on a daytime soap opera for about 7 years, later succumbing to AIDS. There is a scene with Constance Money that was an unused leftover from "Misty Beethoven." In accordance with current law, because Constance was securely chained in the scene, no sex is shown, which is a darn shame.
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Skin Deep (Plum)
Release date: 12/18/2000
Reviewed on: 2/12/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Ian Daniels, Alec Metro, Eric Price, Gina Ryder, Silvia Saint, Jon Dough, Mickey G., Dayton Rains, Brooke
Studio: Plum Productions
Directed by: Nic Cramer
Review brief: Running Time: 83 min. Production Date: Jan. 2000 Director: Nic Cramer Cast: Silvia Saint, Gina Ryder, Dayton Rains, Brooke, Jon Dough, Ian Daniels, Mickey G., Alec Metro, Eric Price, and J. B. Initial Expectations: I havent watched many of Plums DVDs yet, but I have some fairly high expectations after recently watching some of Silvias other work with Nic Cramer. Namely, Looker and Looker 2. Initial Reaction: Lame. Theres virtually no plot and its advertised as a couples movie. The only really good sexes are the ones with Silvia. Audio /Video Quality: I now know what people mean when they refer to Cramer-vision. As I said earlier, Ive seen two of Mr. Cramers other releases, Looker and Looker 2, both of which looked very good. Skin Deep , however, does not. Im assuming that Mr. Cramer is a big fan of Christmas. Its the only reason I can think of for having a red or green tint to every scene in the movie. None of the colors seem real.
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Release date: 12/18/2000
Reviewed on: 2/12/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Ian Daniels, Alec Metro, Eric Price, Gina Ryder, Silvia Saint, Jon Dough, Mickey G., Dayton Rains, Brooke
Studio: Plum Productions
Directed by: Nic Cramer
Review brief: Running Time: 83 min. Production Date: Jan. 2000 Director: Nic Cramer Cast: Silvia Saint, Gina Ryder, Dayton Rains, Brooke, Jon Dough, Ian Daniels, Mickey G., Alec Metro, Eric Price, and J. B. Initial Expectations: I havent watched many of Plums DVDs yet, but I have some fairly high expectations after recently watching some of Silvias other work with Nic Cramer. Namely, Looker and Looker 2. Initial Reaction: Lame. Theres virtually no plot and its advertised as a couples movie. The only really good sexes are the ones with Silvia. Audio /Video Quality: I now know what people mean when they refer to Cramer-vision. As I said earlier, Ive seen two of Mr. Cramers other releases, Looker and Looker 2, both of which looked very good. Skin Deep , however, does not. Im assuming that Mr. Cramer is a big fan of Christmas. Its the only reason I can think of for having a red or green tint to every scene in the movie. None of the colors seem real.
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Flashpoint (Wicked)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/12/2001 by Xipper
Starring: Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, T.T. Boy, Sindee Coxx, Brittany Andrews, Missy, Eric Price, Johnni Black, Mike Horner, Brad Armstrong, Steve Drake, Jonathan Morgan, Mickey G., Jenna Jameson, Veronica Hart, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: This is an example of a movie being more than the sum of its parts. Or in this case, less than the sum of its parts. The individual elements wouldn't make a bad flick, but mix them together and you've got salmon flavored ice-cream. I like salmon, and I like ice-cream. But I don't like salmon flavored ice-cream. Once a week my girlfriend and I cuddle up and watch some porn together. The problem we had with this flick was that the plot was somewhat interesting and the sex was good, BUT the plot was not sexual or erotic. The plot was downright depressing. Long dialogs describing crippled firemen and crippled relationships interspursed with great sex. We'd get going with the flow of the sex only to be brought to a screeching halt by some depressing monologue. And there seemed to be a lot of them. And I didn't understand the use of the monologues. The point of most of them could have been expressed much better visually with a "flash back" approach.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/12/2001 by Xipper
Starring: Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, T.T. Boy, Sindee Coxx, Brittany Andrews, Missy, Eric Price, Johnni Black, Mike Horner, Brad Armstrong, Steve Drake, Jonathan Morgan, Mickey G., Jenna Jameson, Veronica Hart, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: This is an example of a movie being more than the sum of its parts. Or in this case, less than the sum of its parts. The individual elements wouldn't make a bad flick, but mix them together and you've got salmon flavored ice-cream. I like salmon, and I like ice-cream. But I don't like salmon flavored ice-cream. Once a week my girlfriend and I cuddle up and watch some porn together. The problem we had with this flick was that the plot was somewhat interesting and the sex was good, BUT the plot was not sexual or erotic. The plot was downright depressing. Long dialogs describing crippled firemen and crippled relationships interspursed with great sex. We'd get going with the flow of the sex only to be brought to a screeching halt by some depressing monologue. And there seemed to be a lot of them. And I didn't understand the use of the monologues. The point of most of them could have been expressed much better visually with a "flash back" approach.
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Serenade
Release date: 2/10/2001
Reviewed on: 2/11/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Brick Majors, Ian Daniels, Natasha, Alec Metro, Johnni Black, Alexandra Nice, Cheyenne Silver, Jack Hammer, Kasorn Swan, Ashton Moore
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Running Time: 89 min. Production Date: 11 / 17 / 1998 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Ashton Moore, Brick Majors, Johnni Black, Cheyenne Silver, Alexandra Nice, Kasorn Swan, Eve, Natasha, Ian Daniels, Jack Hammer, and Alec Metro Initial Expectations: Ive had pretty good luck with Adam & Eves Premium Collection, so Ive got pretty good expectations here also. Initial Reaction: Its pretty good. Not great, but very good. Who Should Watch It: Anybody wanting sex on the more artistic side Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants sex in real time without dubbed audio Audio /Video Quality: The audio is mostly dubbed, but theres a lot of slow motion shots in the movie so its kind of unavoidable. Everything is very clear, both dialogue and sex sounds. The video is normally very clear, but in some places theres a little grain. Music: The music is by Saint, which I really like. Saints music really raises couples movies up a notch for me. Its very well balanced and fits the scenes wonderfully.
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Release date: 2/10/2001
Reviewed on: 2/11/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Brick Majors, Ian Daniels, Natasha, Alec Metro, Johnni Black, Alexandra Nice, Cheyenne Silver, Jack Hammer, Kasorn Swan, Ashton Moore
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Running Time: 89 min. Production Date: 11 / 17 / 1998 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Ashton Moore, Brick Majors, Johnni Black, Cheyenne Silver, Alexandra Nice, Kasorn Swan, Eve, Natasha, Ian Daniels, Jack Hammer, and Alec Metro Initial Expectations: Ive had pretty good luck with Adam & Eves Premium Collection, so Ive got pretty good expectations here also. Initial Reaction: Its pretty good. Not great, but very good. Who Should Watch It: Anybody wanting sex on the more artistic side Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants sex in real time without dubbed audio Audio /Video Quality: The audio is mostly dubbed, but theres a lot of slow motion shots in the movie so its kind of unavoidable. Everything is very clear, both dialogue and sex sounds. The video is normally very clear, but in some places theres a little grain. Music: The music is by Saint, which I really like. Saints music really raises couples movies up a notch for me. Its very well balanced and fits the scenes wonderfully.
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Interactive Sex Party
Release date: 1/14/2001
Reviewed on: 2/11/2001 by Topper
Starring: Gabriella [I] (ambiguous), Gary, Sylvie, Marianna, Gigi, Kala
Studio: Sunshine
Review brief: Wow, where do I start with this one. The DVD is crammed with countless short scenes which involve various combinations of 4 females and 2 male actors. The end scene includes them all, squeezed onto the bed. You can choose through the menu who you would like to appear of the scene, but you can bypass all that and choose from a list of actors who are in each scene. The scenes themselves are quite short - about 5 min on average each, but there are 18ish of them which includes multi-angle in each scene. Each scene takes place on a boring dull bed, but hey - it's the sex I want to see not scenery. The girls themselves are in my opinion quite attractive and the guys are average in appearance. There is limited extras on the disc, just 3 hidden scenes for you to find, but I went straight to them on my software player.
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Release date: 1/14/2001
Reviewed on: 2/11/2001 by Topper
Starring: Gabriella [I] (ambiguous), Gary, Sylvie, Marianna, Gigi, Kala
Studio: Sunshine
Review brief: Wow, where do I start with this one. The DVD is crammed with countless short scenes which involve various combinations of 4 females and 2 male actors. The end scene includes them all, squeezed onto the bed. You can choose through the menu who you would like to appear of the scene, but you can bypass all that and choose from a list of actors who are in each scene. The scenes themselves are quite short - about 5 min on average each, but there are 18ish of them which includes multi-angle in each scene. Each scene takes place on a boring dull bed, but hey - it's the sex I want to see not scenery. The girls themselves are in my opinion quite attractive and the guys are average in appearance. There is limited extras on the disc, just 3 hidden scenes for you to find, but I went straight to them on my software player.
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Sodomania 19: Sweet Cream
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/11/2001 by BIGmike
Starring: Julian, Mila, Nico Treasures, Rick Masters, Lauren Montgomery, Chandler, Buck Adams, Lil' Bit, Lyndsey Allen, Christian Steele, Kieth
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Patrick Collins
Review brief: Elegant Angel Presents A Patrick Collins Production Starring, in order of appearance, Nico Treasures, Lauren Montgomery, Mila, Lyndsey Allen, Chandler, and Lil' Bit with Julian St. Jox, Keith, Rick Masters, Christian Steele, and Buck Adams. Produced & Directed by Patrick Collins This DVD contains a series of five unrelated vignettes, with the intro and outro hosted by Brockton O'toole. "Picture Perfect" with Nico Treasures and Julian St. Jox Nico, a pretty good-looking blonde, plays a shy wife who wants some erotic photos for her husband. Julian plays the photographer, having her strip in his office, and taking some pictures of her, after she changes into something sexier. He has do lots of poses, each one gets sexier, and then he suggests that she shaves her pussy, so she does, with some help from him. She uses a vibrator on herself, and the oral starts soon after, with him going down on her, fingering her, then moving onto the fucking. She gives him a bj and rims him, more vaginal follows, after they move through a few weird positions.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/11/2001 by BIGmike
Starring: Julian, Mila, Nico Treasures, Rick Masters, Lauren Montgomery, Chandler, Buck Adams, Lil' Bit, Lyndsey Allen, Christian Steele, Kieth
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Patrick Collins
Review brief: Elegant Angel Presents A Patrick Collins Production Starring, in order of appearance, Nico Treasures, Lauren Montgomery, Mila, Lyndsey Allen, Chandler, and Lil' Bit with Julian St. Jox, Keith, Rick Masters, Christian Steele, and Buck Adams. Produced & Directed by Patrick Collins This DVD contains a series of five unrelated vignettes, with the intro and outro hosted by Brockton O'toole. "Picture Perfect" with Nico Treasures and Julian St. Jox Nico, a pretty good-looking blonde, plays a shy wife who wants some erotic photos for her husband. Julian plays the photographer, having her strip in his office, and taking some pictures of her, after she changes into something sexier. He has do lots of poses, each one gets sexier, and then he suggests that she shaves her pussy, so she does, with some help from him. She uses a vibrator on herself, and the oral starts soon after, with him going down on her, fingering her, then moving onto the fucking. She gives him a bj and rims him, more vaginal follows, after they move through a few weird positions.
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Zazel (1 DVD Release)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/11/2001 by JB
Starring: Lene Hefner, Brooke Lane, Devin Wolf, Helena, Anna Romero, Grace Harlow, Sasha Vinni, Gina LaMarca, Nikie St. Gilles, Kevin James, Antonio Valentino, Drew Reese, Jon Severini
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Philip Mond
Review brief: Frankly, I don't know what film the rest of these reviewers watched. I don't watch porns for the sound, or the plot, or the special effects. I watch them to get aroused... and that's where this film is lacking. Sure, the women are quite attactive, but I can see naked attractive women on late night Cinemax. In short, we we're most looking for in this film is what it lacks... torrid, unabashed, uninterrupted sex. Most of the sex is very cold, artsy, and staged (rather than "hot" and spontaneous) with far too many special effects, cuts, and other BS mixed in. And, there's too much masturbation and lesbian sex... not enough of the good stuff (male-female). Moreover, to top it off, the main gal (Sasha) doesn't do anything other than get herself off (I don't buy that it's her in the very, very brief tiger sex scene). While other reviewers might use terms like Stylish, Incredible, Different, Artist, "a visual feast", etc., I'd be most likely to use the terms Boring, Unending, Repetitive, and so forth.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/11/2001 by JB
Starring: Lene Hefner, Brooke Lane, Devin Wolf, Helena, Anna Romero, Grace Harlow, Sasha Vinni, Gina LaMarca, Nikie St. Gilles, Kevin James, Antonio Valentino, Drew Reese, Jon Severini
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Philip Mond
Review brief: Frankly, I don't know what film the rest of these reviewers watched. I don't watch porns for the sound, or the plot, or the special effects. I watch them to get aroused... and that's where this film is lacking. Sure, the women are quite attactive, but I can see naked attractive women on late night Cinemax. In short, we we're most looking for in this film is what it lacks... torrid, unabashed, uninterrupted sex. Most of the sex is very cold, artsy, and staged (rather than "hot" and spontaneous) with far too many special effects, cuts, and other BS mixed in. And, there's too much masturbation and lesbian sex... not enough of the good stuff (male-female). Moreover, to top it off, the main gal (Sasha) doesn't do anything other than get herself off (I don't buy that it's her in the very, very brief tiger sex scene). While other reviewers might use terms like Stylish, Incredible, Different, Artist, "a visual feast", etc., I'd be most likely to use the terms Boring, Unending, Repetitive, and so forth.
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Private Gold 41: Madness
Release date: 1/24/2001
Reviewed on: 2/9/2001 by Jacques Devereaux
Starring: Dora, Judith Fox, Agnes, Melody Kord, Gabreilla Tchekan, Soraya Curiel, Suzan Strong, Claudia Jackson, Maria Ricci, Gabriella Tchekan
Studio: Private
Directed by: Pierre Woodman
Review brief: "Madness" -Director: Pierre Woodman -Format: DVD -Production year: April, 2000 -Length: Little over 2 hours -Cast: Melody Kord, Judith Fox, Agnes, Paola, other gorgeous women My Take: Love him or hate him, Pierre Woodman shoots beautiful people in beautiful places having sex. Despite his attempt at making a somewhat intriguing plot, the real focus here is on the action. In particular, he has assembled a cast of virtually unknown, and cover-girl quality women doing nasty things that girls of their caliber shouldn't do (but to our satisfaction). The movie is shot in Puerto Vallerta, and it's absolutely a breezy and tropical backdrop to this movie. There were three women, particulary Judith Fox, that stood out in this movie. Like many of the other actresses, Judith is a bombshell beauty of Hungarian descent, and she has a great scene on a pool overlooking the ocean. She shows great enthusiasm and flexibility throughout her scene. If you love natural, beautiful, yet nasty girls, this is the movie for you.
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Release date: 1/24/2001
Reviewed on: 2/9/2001 by Jacques Devereaux
Starring: Dora, Judith Fox, Agnes, Melody Kord, Gabreilla Tchekan, Soraya Curiel, Suzan Strong, Claudia Jackson, Maria Ricci, Gabriella Tchekan
Studio: Private
Directed by: Pierre Woodman
Review brief: "Madness" -Director: Pierre Woodman -Format: DVD -Production year: April, 2000 -Length: Little over 2 hours -Cast: Melody Kord, Judith Fox, Agnes, Paola, other gorgeous women My Take: Love him or hate him, Pierre Woodman shoots beautiful people in beautiful places having sex. Despite his attempt at making a somewhat intriguing plot, the real focus here is on the action. In particular, he has assembled a cast of virtually unknown, and cover-girl quality women doing nasty things that girls of their caliber shouldn't do (but to our satisfaction). The movie is shot in Puerto Vallerta, and it's absolutely a breezy and tropical backdrop to this movie. There were three women, particulary Judith Fox, that stood out in this movie. Like many of the other actresses, Judith is a bombshell beauty of Hungarian descent, and she has a great scene on a pool overlooking the ocean. She shows great enthusiasm and flexibility throughout her scene. If you love natural, beautiful, yet nasty girls, this is the movie for you.
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Adventures of Sunset
Release date: 12/12/2000
Reviewed on: 2/8/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Elena, Sunset Thomas, Sabrina, Honey, Heather, Isis, Zach Thomas
Studio: Outlaw
Directed by: Zach Adams
Review brief: Running Time: 82 min. Production Date: 2 / 2000 Director: Zachery Thomas (cover) Zachery Addams (movie) Cast: Sunset Thomas, Zach Addams, Sabrina, Elena Perez, Honey Dew, Isis, Heather Initial Expectations: Pro-Am movies have never impressed me that much. Theyve always seemed really poorly done both technically and overall. Initial Reaction: Its one of, if not the worst feature Ive ever seen. Audio /Video Quality: For a Pro-Am movie, its almost very good. The audio is very good and lets you hear most everything. The video is slightly grainy for most of the movie except for the last part of the last scene. Horrible is a compliment for the picture here. Its a little better than the original Atari games for this part. If not for these few minutes, I would have rated the audio and video an entire point higher. The color is also off in much of the film due to the lighting. Some of the movie is pretty well balanced and others are completely bleached out from too much lighting. Music: None.
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Release date: 12/12/2000
Reviewed on: 2/8/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Elena, Sunset Thomas, Sabrina, Honey, Heather, Isis, Zach Thomas
Studio: Outlaw
Directed by: Zach Adams
Review brief: Running Time: 82 min. Production Date: 2 / 2000 Director: Zachery Thomas (cover) Zachery Addams (movie) Cast: Sunset Thomas, Zach Addams, Sabrina, Elena Perez, Honey Dew, Isis, Heather Initial Expectations: Pro-Am movies have never impressed me that much. Theyve always seemed really poorly done both technically and overall. Initial Reaction: Its one of, if not the worst feature Ive ever seen. Audio /Video Quality: For a Pro-Am movie, its almost very good. The audio is very good and lets you hear most everything. The video is slightly grainy for most of the movie except for the last part of the last scene. Horrible is a compliment for the picture here. Its a little better than the original Atari games for this part. If not for these few minutes, I would have rated the audio and video an entire point higher. The color is also off in much of the film due to the lighting. Some of the movie is pretty well balanced and others are completely bleached out from too much lighting. Music: None.
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4 Finger Club 5, The
Release date: 11/26/2000
Reviewed on: 2/8/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Leanni Lei, Mia Smiles, Salena Del Rey, Eva, Amber, Jewel De'Nyle, Clarissa, Bamboo, Harley Rayne, Bobbie Barren
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Nic Andrews
Review brief: Running Time: 94 min. Production Date: 7 / 14 /1999 Director: Nic Andrews Cast: Mia Smiles, Amber, Eva, Salina Del Ray, Jewel DeNyle, Bamboo, Clarissa, Bobbi Baron, Leanni Lee, and Harley Rayne Initial Expectations: Ive had fairly good luck out of Digital Sins releases, but I havent heard much good about this release, especially when a reviewer whos opinion I trust didnt have much good to say about it. I have a thread of hope due to my luck with Digital Sin. Initial Reaction: Its a lot more tasteful than part of me thought it would be. Fans of all girl all sex features will probably like it. Audio /Video Quality: Both are pretty good. Theres a little pixelation in a few spots and you can hear a few background noises. Neither should be a surprise as this is a low budget feature. Despite the low budget nature, effort appears to have been put into the technical aspects. Music: Theres very little music to The 4 Finger Club 5 .
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Release date: 11/26/2000
Reviewed on: 2/8/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Leanni Lei, Mia Smiles, Salena Del Rey, Eva, Amber, Jewel De'Nyle, Clarissa, Bamboo, Harley Rayne, Bobbie Barren
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Nic Andrews
Review brief: Running Time: 94 min. Production Date: 7 / 14 /1999 Director: Nic Andrews Cast: Mia Smiles, Amber, Eva, Salina Del Ray, Jewel DeNyle, Bamboo, Clarissa, Bobbi Baron, Leanni Lee, and Harley Rayne Initial Expectations: Ive had fairly good luck out of Digital Sins releases, but I havent heard much good about this release, especially when a reviewer whos opinion I trust didnt have much good to say about it. I have a thread of hope due to my luck with Digital Sin. Initial Reaction: Its a lot more tasteful than part of me thought it would be. Fans of all girl all sex features will probably like it. Audio /Video Quality: Both are pretty good. Theres a little pixelation in a few spots and you can hear a few background noises. Neither should be a surprise as this is a low budget feature. Despite the low budget nature, effort appears to have been put into the technical aspects. Music: Theres very little music to The 4 Finger Club 5 .
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Opening of Misty Beethoven, The (VCA)
Release date: 1/29/2001
Reviewed on: 2/8/2001 by andyblake
Starring: Jamie Gillis, Constance Money, Gloria Leonard, Marlene Willoughby, Jaqueline Beudant, Jenny Baxter, Mary Stuart, Terri Hall
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Henry Paris
Review brief: This 1976 Golden Age classic is, by critical consensus, the best adult film of all time. It was directed by Henry Paris, a stage name for Radley Metzger, who directed several soft-core movies of the 1960s, including The Dirty Girls (1964), The Alley Cats (1965), Carmen, Baby (1967), Therese and Isabelle (1968), Camille 2000 (1969), and The Lickerish Quartet (1970). Its safe to say he is more famous for this film than for any other; millions more people have seen Misty Beethoven than have seen any of those non- explicit movies. By the way, Im not talking out of school by giving his real name; on the commentary track of this disk, Jamie Gillis and Gloria Leonard use his real name repeatedly. They arent talking out of school either, because some quick Internet research on any number of sites would give you his real name. The plot is an x-rated takeoff on George Bernard Shaws 1916 play Pygmalion which was the basis for Lerner and Loewes successful Broadway musical and Academy Award-winning film, My Fair Lady.
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Release date: 1/29/2001
Reviewed on: 2/8/2001 by andyblake
Starring: Jamie Gillis, Constance Money, Gloria Leonard, Marlene Willoughby, Jaqueline Beudant, Jenny Baxter, Mary Stuart, Terri Hall
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Henry Paris
Review brief: This 1976 Golden Age classic is, by critical consensus, the best adult film of all time. It was directed by Henry Paris, a stage name for Radley Metzger, who directed several soft-core movies of the 1960s, including The Dirty Girls (1964), The Alley Cats (1965), Carmen, Baby (1967), Therese and Isabelle (1968), Camille 2000 (1969), and The Lickerish Quartet (1970). Its safe to say he is more famous for this film than for any other; millions more people have seen Misty Beethoven than have seen any of those non- explicit movies. By the way, Im not talking out of school by giving his real name; on the commentary track of this disk, Jamie Gillis and Gloria Leonard use his real name repeatedly. They arent talking out of school either, because some quick Internet research on any number of sites would give you his real name. The plot is an x-rated takeoff on George Bernard Shaws 1916 play Pygmalion which was the basis for Lerner and Loewes successful Broadway musical and Academy Award-winning film, My Fair Lady.
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Fallen Angel 3: Initiation
Release date: 1/25/2001
Reviewed on: 2/7/2001 by harjon
Starring: Mike Roberts, Keith Webb, Austin Masters, Eduardo, Cole Tucker, Lance Gear, Ric Hunter, Dirk Stahl, Gabriel Cortez, Bud, Bron Douglass, Ramon Valero, Jay Black
Studio: Titan Media
Directed by: Bruce Cam
Review brief: Want pretty boys?? umm, go elswhere my little friend. This is mansex at it's best. Cole Tucker and Keith Webb are hot in a scene with bud. Candle pin anyone?? The Sex is raw, the bodies are real, and the men are WOOF!!! Cole wants to take your mind to where it has never been, and boy does he. Hot fisting scene. Deep Rimming to the core. No campy college boys here. Flogging, Oh daddy!!Piercings are the norm here, Ole' bud has one for everyone in the Initiation. Mike Roberts, he screams manhood. You have not had sex, untill you have had it like this. Makes you wish you were a Trucker.
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Release date: 1/25/2001
Reviewed on: 2/7/2001 by harjon
Starring: Mike Roberts, Keith Webb, Austin Masters, Eduardo, Cole Tucker, Lance Gear, Ric Hunter, Dirk Stahl, Gabriel Cortez, Bud, Bron Douglass, Ramon Valero, Jay Black
Studio: Titan Media
Directed by: Bruce Cam
Review brief: Want pretty boys?? umm, go elswhere my little friend. This is mansex at it's best. Cole Tucker and Keith Webb are hot in a scene with bud. Candle pin anyone?? The Sex is raw, the bodies are real, and the men are WOOF!!! Cole wants to take your mind to where it has never been, and boy does he. Hot fisting scene. Deep Rimming to the core. No campy college boys here. Flogging, Oh daddy!!Piercings are the norm here, Ole' bud has one for everyone in the Initiation. Mike Roberts, he screams manhood. You have not had sex, untill you have had it like this. Makes you wish you were a Trucker.
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Witch's Tail, A (Adam & Eve)
Release date: 10/15/2000
Reviewed on: 2/7/2001 by sonic
Starring: Asia Carrera, Alexandra Silk, Steve Hatcher, Julie Meadows, Chris Cannon, Cheyenne Silver, Anna Malle, Jon Dough, Rayveness, Joel Lawrence
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: If you know my porn liking style, you should know by now how much I dislike porn DVD Feature Presentations. Occasionally once in a while a good one lands in my hands that I find captures my attention. I enjoyed Digital Playgrounds Conquest, and that title in my opinion holds the most historic most amazing lesbian scene in pornographic DVD history. I also enjoyed Adam & Eves Search For The Snow Leopard, that was pretty good. Anyway, I enjoyed Adam & Eves latest project, A Witchs Tail. So..."Lets get it on!" yells Mills Lane as he strokes his dick while watching my Witchs Tail DVD. :D From a distance you see a horse and a man on top of it. Hmm..from a distance, you see a man riding a horse, yeah, that sounds much better. A wounded soldier who was in a war, which I think I believe, was the south war.
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Release date: 10/15/2000
Reviewed on: 2/7/2001 by sonic
Starring: Asia Carrera, Alexandra Silk, Steve Hatcher, Julie Meadows, Chris Cannon, Cheyenne Silver, Anna Malle, Jon Dough, Rayveness, Joel Lawrence
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: If you know my porn liking style, you should know by now how much I dislike porn DVD Feature Presentations. Occasionally once in a while a good one lands in my hands that I find captures my attention. I enjoyed Digital Playgrounds Conquest, and that title in my opinion holds the most historic most amazing lesbian scene in pornographic DVD history. I also enjoyed Adam & Eves Search For The Snow Leopard, that was pretty good. Anyway, I enjoyed Adam & Eves latest project, A Witchs Tail. So..."Lets get it on!" yells Mills Lane as he strokes his dick while watching my Witchs Tail DVD. :D From a distance you see a horse and a man on top of it. Hmm..from a distance, you see a man riding a horse, yeah, that sounds much better. A wounded soldier who was in a war, which I think I believe, was the south war.
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Pornographer, The (Extreme)
Release date: 6/2/2000
Reviewed on: 2/7/2001 by Diville
Starring: Jasmin St. Claire, Tom Byron, Tiffany Mynx, Jessica, Summer, Earl Slate, T.J. Hart, Elle Devyne, Ericka Lockett, Eden, Porsha, Iroc, Lizzy Borden, Nina Whett, Van Damage, Luciano, Lady Olivia Outre
Studio: Extreme Associates
Directed by: Jane Waters
Review brief: Starring: Jasmin St Claire, Tiffany Mynx, Lizzy Borden, Nina Whett, Courtney, Erika Lockett, Iroc, Jessica Jewel, Olivia Outre, T.J. Hart, Raquel Devine, Elle Devyne, Summer, Tom Byron, Earl Slate, Luciano, Regan Senter, Van Damage Directed By: Jane Waters I'm not sure what I expected from Extreme Associates' The Pornographer. I knew there would be a substantial compliment of unadulterated hardcore, and possibly some of the usual bad-boy posturing by Rob Black, but beyond that, I just didn't know. If anything, I figured I'd get a taste of what has made Black's company so controversial. Taken in parts, it's easy to get offended by what's in The Pornographer. Jasmin St. Claire gets choked to death by Earl Slate's dick, Nina Whett has sex with possibly the most unsavory man ever to be involved in the business, and there's some light bondage stuff that didn't do much for me at all. But, here I am about to write a positive review of all this.
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Release date: 6/2/2000
Reviewed on: 2/7/2001 by Diville
Starring: Jasmin St. Claire, Tom Byron, Tiffany Mynx, Jessica, Summer, Earl Slate, T.J. Hart, Elle Devyne, Ericka Lockett, Eden, Porsha, Iroc, Lizzy Borden, Nina Whett, Van Damage, Luciano, Lady Olivia Outre
Studio: Extreme Associates
Directed by: Jane Waters
Review brief: Starring: Jasmin St Claire, Tiffany Mynx, Lizzy Borden, Nina Whett, Courtney, Erika Lockett, Iroc, Jessica Jewel, Olivia Outre, T.J. Hart, Raquel Devine, Elle Devyne, Summer, Tom Byron, Earl Slate, Luciano, Regan Senter, Van Damage Directed By: Jane Waters I'm not sure what I expected from Extreme Associates' The Pornographer. I knew there would be a substantial compliment of unadulterated hardcore, and possibly some of the usual bad-boy posturing by Rob Black, but beyond that, I just didn't know. If anything, I figured I'd get a taste of what has made Black's company so controversial. Taken in parts, it's easy to get offended by what's in The Pornographer. Jasmin St. Claire gets choked to death by Earl Slate's dick, Nina Whett has sex with possibly the most unsavory man ever to be involved in the business, and there's some light bondage stuff that didn't do much for me at all. But, here I am about to write a positive review of all this.
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Blue Monday
Release date: 12/27/2000
Reviewed on: 2/6/2001 by Magnet12
Starring: Bobby Vitale, Julian, Tyce Bune, Sky, Vanessa, Anita Cannibal, Dasha, Violet Love, Devin Wolf, Lauryl Canyon
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Michael Zen
Review brief: Name of the Movie : Blue Monday Studio : Vivid Category : Feature film, Straight Date of Production : 07/99 Vivid Running Time : 84 minutes Director : Michael Zen Year : 1999 Distributor : Vivid Video Director : Michael Zen Compilation : No All-Girl : No Performers : Sky, Dasha, Violet Love, Lauryl Canyon, Anita Cannibal, Vanessa, Julian, Devin Wolf, Bobby Vitale and Tyce Bune. Pros : Definitely, a vital advantage of this movie lies in female actress. Both Sky and Dasha, main character in this movie are conspicuously charming and gorgeous. Cons : Disadvantage is saliently reflected in scene In other word, It is rarely variable and monotonous. The bulk of scenes come about in this passionate and studio That's why I exert "MONOTONOUS" with it Initial Expectation : At the first line, I assume that this movie is poised to be favorable and impressive in my optimistic point of view.
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Release date: 12/27/2000
Reviewed on: 2/6/2001 by Magnet12
Starring: Bobby Vitale, Julian, Tyce Bune, Sky, Vanessa, Anita Cannibal, Dasha, Violet Love, Devin Wolf, Lauryl Canyon
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Michael Zen
Review brief: Name of the Movie : Blue Monday Studio : Vivid Category : Feature film, Straight Date of Production : 07/99 Vivid Running Time : 84 minutes Director : Michael Zen Year : 1999 Distributor : Vivid Video Director : Michael Zen Compilation : No All-Girl : No Performers : Sky, Dasha, Violet Love, Lauryl Canyon, Anita Cannibal, Vanessa, Julian, Devin Wolf, Bobby Vitale and Tyce Bune. Pros : Definitely, a vital advantage of this movie lies in female actress. Both Sky and Dasha, main character in this movie are conspicuously charming and gorgeous. Cons : Disadvantage is saliently reflected in scene In other word, It is rarely variable and monotonous. The bulk of scenes come about in this passionate and studio That's why I exert "MONOTONOUS" with it Initial Expectation : At the first line, I assume that this movie is poised to be favorable and impressive in my optimistic point of view.
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Ben Dover's Dirty Blondes (VCA)
Release date: 10/18/2000
Reviewed on: 2/6/2001 by Topper
Starring: Jade, Teri, Georgette, Jayney, Rebekah
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Steve Perry
Review brief: Ok ok, so I bought this movie to watch the twins get a good stuffing - and was not dissapointed! My first viewing of a Ben Dover film and it is quite good. The movie has four scenes and extras such as a photo gallery and extra bits from each scene. The first scene is with the blonde twins, who look like your average 18 year old, with small but nice tits and white flesh. To look at they are nothing compared with the pro's, but they make a refreshing change from the norm. They pair up with a couple of dorks and start off with the usual blow job and end up with a quite nice snowball. Scene featues quite good anal sex with one blonde getting her starfish filled for the first time? Second scene features Georgette who is ok looking with a nice body. She dances around for awhile and strips off then gets double filled by two guys. Third scene is Rebekah who is the most attractive of the lot. There is some good closeup blowjob shots in this scene, and some double vaginal aswell.
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Release date: 10/18/2000
Reviewed on: 2/6/2001 by Topper
Starring: Jade, Teri, Georgette, Jayney, Rebekah
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Steve Perry
Review brief: Ok ok, so I bought this movie to watch the twins get a good stuffing - and was not dissapointed! My first viewing of a Ben Dover film and it is quite good. The movie has four scenes and extras such as a photo gallery and extra bits from each scene. The first scene is with the blonde twins, who look like your average 18 year old, with small but nice tits and white flesh. To look at they are nothing compared with the pro's, but they make a refreshing change from the norm. They pair up with a couple of dorks and start off with the usual blow job and end up with a quite nice snowball. Scene featues quite good anal sex with one blonde getting her starfish filled for the first time? Second scene features Georgette who is ok looking with a nice body. She dances around for awhile and strips off then gets double filled by two guys. Third scene is Rebekah who is the most attractive of the lot. There is some good closeup blowjob shots in this scene, and some double vaginal aswell.
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Dripping Fucking Wet
Release date: 12/27/2000
Reviewed on: 2/6/2001 by Topper
Starring: Daisy Chain, Tabitha Stevens, Charlene Aspen, Shelbee Myne, Jezaree, Robbie James, Allysin Embers, Ronni Coxx
Studio: Jill Kelly Productions
Directed by: Tabitha Stevens
Review brief: I thought I would try a DVD from Jill Kelly productions and was not overally dissapointed. The DVD contains five scenes with the first one very reminiscent of an elegant angel scene with Shelbee Myne in the bath. Scene 3 features Tabitha Stevens with whom this DVD is about, and she takes a nice 8 finger ramming from another woman. You can see the extensive boob job she has had done though. Still very nice. Scene 4 has a couple making out in the kitchen and features good camera action with well shot angles etc. Finally, scene 5 is a run of the mill but well shot straight sex scene. Usual positions with a good closeup cowgirl shot. Just can't get over the gap in her front teeth though! The extra's are almost non-existant. They feature a cum shot recap and an interview with Tabitha.
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Release date: 12/27/2000
Reviewed on: 2/6/2001 by Topper
Starring: Daisy Chain, Tabitha Stevens, Charlene Aspen, Shelbee Myne, Jezaree, Robbie James, Allysin Embers, Ronni Coxx
Studio: Jill Kelly Productions
Directed by: Tabitha Stevens
Review brief: I thought I would try a DVD from Jill Kelly productions and was not overally dissapointed. The DVD contains five scenes with the first one very reminiscent of an elegant angel scene with Shelbee Myne in the bath. Scene 3 features Tabitha Stevens with whom this DVD is about, and she takes a nice 8 finger ramming from another woman. You can see the extensive boob job she has had done though. Still very nice. Scene 4 has a couple making out in the kitchen and features good camera action with well shot angles etc. Finally, scene 5 is a run of the mill but well shot straight sex scene. Usual positions with a good closeup cowgirl shot. Just can't get over the gap in her front teeth though! The extra's are almost non-existant. They feature a cum shot recap and an interview with Tabitha.
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Farm Boys (High Octane)
Release date: 1/14/2001
Reviewed on: 2/5/2001 by joeblow69
Starring: Bertalan Kesmarki, Adam Gosett, Attila G, Attila H, Balazs T, David W, Gabor M, Gabriela F, Imre T, Laszlo S, Otto H, Peter T, Robert A, Tunde B, Viktor H, Zoltan A, Zsolt A
Studio: High Octane
Review brief: It seems like there havent been many out on the farm porno flicks lately. Maybe its hard to find someone willing to turn their farm into a writhing den of scalding gay lust. Or maybe the bottoms just got sick of picking hay out of their asses. Anyway, High Octane is here to fill the void, but not with your run-of-the-mill L.A. pretty-boy farm boys these are grade A Eastern European prime beef farm boys. Imre T is the star of the show, and in the first couple minutes of the movie, he is dumped off at his uncles farm as punishment for doing poorly in school. His aunt shows him around a little bit, and then starts to come on to him. Imre, realizing this is a GAY porno, turns her down, and starts up on his chores. Imre starts to tell us about the time he saw three of the farm hands (Attila A, Laszlo S, and Attila G) spying on his aunt while she sunbathed. The guys quickly whip out their cocks, and Attila A gets to work sucking them off.
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Release date: 1/14/2001
Reviewed on: 2/5/2001 by joeblow69
Starring: Bertalan Kesmarki, Adam Gosett, Attila G, Attila H, Balazs T, David W, Gabor M, Gabriela F, Imre T, Laszlo S, Otto H, Peter T, Robert A, Tunde B, Viktor H, Zoltan A, Zsolt A
Studio: High Octane
Review brief: It seems like there havent been many out on the farm porno flicks lately. Maybe its hard to find someone willing to turn their farm into a writhing den of scalding gay lust. Or maybe the bottoms just got sick of picking hay out of their asses. Anyway, High Octane is here to fill the void, but not with your run-of-the-mill L.A. pretty-boy farm boys these are grade A Eastern European prime beef farm boys. Imre T is the star of the show, and in the first couple minutes of the movie, he is dumped off at his uncles farm as punishment for doing poorly in school. His aunt shows him around a little bit, and then starts to come on to him. Imre, realizing this is a GAY porno, turns her down, and starts up on his chores. Imre starts to tell us about the time he saw three of the farm hands (Attila A, Laszlo S, and Attila G) spying on his aunt while she sunbathed. The guys quickly whip out their cocks, and Attila A gets to work sucking them off.
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Ben Dover's Foxy Ladies
Release date: 11/28/2000
Reviewed on: 2/5/2001 by sonic
Starring: Pascal White, Steve Perry, Marino Pinafarina
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Steve Perry
Review brief: After watching Sinthetic's Bunny Luv Bubblegum Fantasies DVD...I needed something to calm me down and cheer up my day..thats where Ben Dover and his buddies came into my DVD player and stormed up a British party! :D Man, what a fantastic DVD this turned out to be, better than what I expected. Foxy Ladies indeed is what they are minus one chic, which I admit, she's cute (she should let her hair grow much longer)...but she is too hairy for me, which it's a fetish for some out there. "OKAY let's get it on!!!" yells Judge Mills Lane as he strokes his dick while watching my Ben Dover DVD. :D The show kicks off with Crystal...the name is adorable right? It takes more than a name and more than words to describe how beautiful this Czech chic really is. She is just a makeup artist?!? I mean, she is supposed to be a hot model!!! Oh man, what a babe. Silicon free titties that will make your mouth thirst and quench.
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Release date: 11/28/2000
Reviewed on: 2/5/2001 by sonic
Starring: Pascal White, Steve Perry, Marino Pinafarina
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Steve Perry
Review brief: After watching Sinthetic's Bunny Luv Bubblegum Fantasies DVD...I needed something to calm me down and cheer up my day..thats where Ben Dover and his buddies came into my DVD player and stormed up a British party! :D Man, what a fantastic DVD this turned out to be, better than what I expected. Foxy Ladies indeed is what they are minus one chic, which I admit, she's cute (she should let her hair grow much longer)...but she is too hairy for me, which it's a fetish for some out there. "OKAY let's get it on!!!" yells Judge Mills Lane as he strokes his dick while watching my Ben Dover DVD. :D The show kicks off with Crystal...the name is adorable right? It takes more than a name and more than words to describe how beautiful this Czech chic really is. She is just a makeup artist?!? I mean, she is supposed to be a hot model!!! Oh man, what a babe. Silicon free titties that will make your mouth thirst and quench.
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Tower 2 & 3, The
Release date: 12/18/2000
Reviewed on: 2/5/2001 by Comet
Starring: David Perry, Monika, Rachel, Bernadette, Monica, Yves Baillat, Natalie, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Anais, Aliza, Frank Versace
Studio: Private
Directed by: Pierre Woodman
Review brief: This was my first Private DVD (also picked up Virgin Treasures at the same time and the video quality was better with that DVD). This DVD is good "bang for the buck" :-) but it is not both The Tower 2 and The Tower 3 on one DVD which it should have been since they had enough space. There are some scenes missing and that was never mentioned in the descriptions of it from Private. For example, Joo Min Lee's scene from The Tower 2 was cut out even though the cast list says she is on the DVD. There are still 12 scenes, however, so it is a good deal. Women on the DVD include: Agnes - needs braces Aliza - the blond main character.
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Release date: 12/18/2000
Reviewed on: 2/5/2001 by Comet
Starring: David Perry, Monika, Rachel, Bernadette, Monica, Yves Baillat, Natalie, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Anais, Aliza, Frank Versace
Studio: Private
Directed by: Pierre Woodman
Review brief: This was my first Private DVD (also picked up Virgin Treasures at the same time and the video quality was better with that DVD). This DVD is good "bang for the buck" :-) but it is not both The Tower 2 and The Tower 3 on one DVD which it should have been since they had enough space. There are some scenes missing and that was never mentioned in the descriptions of it from Private. For example, Joo Min Lee's scene from The Tower 2 was cut out even though the cast list says she is on the DVD. There are still 12 scenes, however, so it is a good deal. Women on the DVD include: Agnes - needs braces Aliza - the blond main character.
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Dream Quest
Release date: 6/18/2000
Reviewed on: 2/5/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Asia Carrera, Felecia, Inari Vachs, Temptress, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Randy Spears, Johnni Black, Brad Armstrong, Stephanie Swift, Teri Starr, Alexa, Jenna Jameson, Amber Michaels, Devin Wolf, Anthony Crane, jessica drake, Herschel Savage
Studio: Wicked
Review brief: Running Time: 127 min. Production Date: 10 / 4 / 1999 Director: Brad Armstrong Cast: Jenna Jameson, Stephanie Swift, Alexa, Temptress, Asia Carrera, Sydnee Steele, Amber Michaels, Johnni Black, Felicia, Inari Vachs, Jessica Drake, Teri Star, Bridgett Kerkove, Devin Wolf, Herschel Savage, Brad Armstrong, Randy Spears, Evan Stone, Dale DaBone, Anthony Crane, Veronica Hart, Dick Tracy, Napoleon, Steve Barker, and Frank Fortuna Initial Expectations: An extremely well made adult film. I have yet to regret watching any Brad Armstrong movie, and from what Ive heard I wont regret this one either. Initial Reaction: Its very well done. The sex is very good and the cast and sets are beautiful. The story, however, seems a little hollow in places. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very good. Its clear and you can hear almost everything you feel you should. The video, however, is lacking. Dream Quest appears to have been shot on film, as it has all the grain problems and limitations of film in adult movies.
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Release date: 6/18/2000
Reviewed on: 2/5/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Asia Carrera, Felecia, Inari Vachs, Temptress, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Randy Spears, Johnni Black, Brad Armstrong, Stephanie Swift, Teri Starr, Alexa, Jenna Jameson, Amber Michaels, Devin Wolf, Anthony Crane, jessica drake, Herschel Savage
Studio: Wicked
Review brief: Running Time: 127 min. Production Date: 10 / 4 / 1999 Director: Brad Armstrong Cast: Jenna Jameson, Stephanie Swift, Alexa, Temptress, Asia Carrera, Sydnee Steele, Amber Michaels, Johnni Black, Felicia, Inari Vachs, Jessica Drake, Teri Star, Bridgett Kerkove, Devin Wolf, Herschel Savage, Brad Armstrong, Randy Spears, Evan Stone, Dale DaBone, Anthony Crane, Veronica Hart, Dick Tracy, Napoleon, Steve Barker, and Frank Fortuna Initial Expectations: An extremely well made adult film. I have yet to regret watching any Brad Armstrong movie, and from what Ive heard I wont regret this one either. Initial Reaction: Its very well done. The sex is very good and the cast and sets are beautiful. The story, however, seems a little hollow in places. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very good. Its clear and you can hear almost everything you feel you should. The video, however, is lacking. Dream Quest appears to have been shot on film, as it has all the grain problems and limitations of film in adult movies.
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Bubble Gum Fantasies (Sinthetic)
Release date: 1/5/2001
Reviewed on: 2/5/2001 by sonic
Starring: Ian Daniels, Brittany Andrews, Dayton Rains, Bunny Luv
Studio: Sinthetic
Directed by: Andrew Drake
Review brief: I am so shocked on how awful this title from Sinthetic turned out to be. Of all my reviews that I have submitted to adultdvdtalk.com's database....and here I thought Above The Knee was the worst title I have ever seen. Rarely I give such low blow ratings to a porn title cause let's be honest, I'm easy to please. But then there are those titles that just absolutely makes no logical sense. Thats where I come in and chime and help make sure your foot won't step on a hot pile of dungeon shit. I give thanks to God for giving me a gift, the gift of good taste. I'm talking about whats the real deal, and it has nothing to do with Evander Holyfield. Enough blabbering sonic, start reviewing, and here goes. Let me point out a list of shit stains that were put on this disc: Shit Stain #1) First scene, Bunny Luv and Ian Daniels A.K.A. Shane McMahon. Ian penetrates her, while she just blows bubbles and she just, continues blowing bubbles. Where's Jake Steed when you need him? Shit Stain #2) A juicy layer change (disc skipping pause.
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Release date: 1/5/2001
Reviewed on: 2/5/2001 by sonic
Starring: Ian Daniels, Brittany Andrews, Dayton Rains, Bunny Luv
Studio: Sinthetic
Directed by: Andrew Drake
Review brief: I am so shocked on how awful this title from Sinthetic turned out to be. Of all my reviews that I have submitted to adultdvdtalk.com's database....and here I thought Above The Knee was the worst title I have ever seen. Rarely I give such low blow ratings to a porn title cause let's be honest, I'm easy to please. But then there are those titles that just absolutely makes no logical sense. Thats where I come in and chime and help make sure your foot won't step on a hot pile of dungeon shit. I give thanks to God for giving me a gift, the gift of good taste. I'm talking about whats the real deal, and it has nothing to do with Evander Holyfield. Enough blabbering sonic, start reviewing, and here goes. Let me point out a list of shit stains that were put on this disc: Shit Stain #1) First scene, Bunny Luv and Ian Daniels A.K.A. Shane McMahon. Ian penetrates her, while she just blows bubbles and she just, continues blowing bubbles. Where's Jake Steed when you need him? Shit Stain #2) A juicy layer change (disc skipping pause.
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House of Whores (Extreme)
Release date: 10/31/2000
Reviewed on: 2/5/2001 by SPUNKY
Starring: Dave Hardman, Erica, Jay Ashley, Ashley, Johnny Thrust, Baily, Princess, Bolivia
Studio: Extreme Associates
Directed by: Lizzy Borden
Review brief: This episode was written and directed by lizzy borden. It is apparent that lizzy does not know how to write and/or direct!!! This dvd consisted of 5 secenes. In my opinion, the first scene with jasmine st. Claire is the best. Ms. St. Claire is in the tub taking a bath with all the suds you can imagine. There is plenty of cock sucking, pussy eating, and pussy and ass fucking. The next scene consists of two women (stryc-9 and iroc) with a pathetic stud. There is alot of ass to mouth and fingers in ass to mouth through out this scene. The next scene is with monique. Monique appears to be the only on enoying herself in this scene. The next scene is forgettable. The last scene is with ashlyn gere and is pretty good. This scene has great potential. However, ms. Gere apparently does not like a good ass fucking which tom byron is very capable of giving. This was the only disappointment for this scene. Extras: there is a bonus scene that is ok.
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Release date: 10/31/2000
Reviewed on: 2/5/2001 by SPUNKY
Starring: Dave Hardman, Erica, Jay Ashley, Ashley, Johnny Thrust, Baily, Princess, Bolivia
Studio: Extreme Associates
Directed by: Lizzy Borden
Review brief: This episode was written and directed by lizzy borden. It is apparent that lizzy does not know how to write and/or direct!!! This dvd consisted of 5 secenes. In my opinion, the first scene with jasmine st. Claire is the best. Ms. St. Claire is in the tub taking a bath with all the suds you can imagine. There is plenty of cock sucking, pussy eating, and pussy and ass fucking. The next scene consists of two women (stryc-9 and iroc) with a pathetic stud. There is alot of ass to mouth and fingers in ass to mouth through out this scene. The next scene is with monique. Monique appears to be the only on enoying herself in this scene. The next scene is forgettable. The last scene is with ashlyn gere and is pretty good. This scene has great potential. However, ms. Gere apparently does not like a good ass fucking which tom byron is very capable of giving. This was the only disappointment for this scene. Extras: there is a bonus scene that is ok.
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Creative Positions for Lovers
Release date: 12/18/2000
Reviewed on: 2/4/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Marty Klein, Linda Banner, Bernie Zilbergeld
Studio: Sinclair
Directed by: Mark Schoen
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 60 min. Production Date: Feb. 1999 Cast: Experts Linda Banner, Marty Klein, and Bernie Zilbergeld Initial Expectations: Im hoping for a little more advanced feature. Theres not a lot that can be done for extras, so Im not expecting much there. Initial Reaction: Its extremely basic and even more dry. Audio /Video Quality: The video has just enough grain to be noticed. The audio is very clear. Music: Much of the video has very soft, extremely relaxing music in the background. Disc Problems: Theres no time code, which I think is a must on any DVD. Review: WARNING: The following product may cause drowsiness. Do not consume alcoholic beverages while watching this product (trust me). Do not attempt to operate heavy equipment while, or after, watching this product. This is the minor part. Here comes the dangerous part. WARNING: Watching the product may make you think of your parents having sex. Okay, hopefully I havent lost too many people there.
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Release date: 12/18/2000
Reviewed on: 2/4/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Marty Klein, Linda Banner, Bernie Zilbergeld
Studio: Sinclair
Directed by: Mark Schoen
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 60 min. Production Date: Feb. 1999 Cast: Experts Linda Banner, Marty Klein, and Bernie Zilbergeld Initial Expectations: Im hoping for a little more advanced feature. Theres not a lot that can be done for extras, so Im not expecting much there. Initial Reaction: Its extremely basic and even more dry. Audio /Video Quality: The video has just enough grain to be noticed. The audio is very clear. Music: Much of the video has very soft, extremely relaxing music in the background. Disc Problems: Theres no time code, which I think is a must on any DVD. Review: WARNING: The following product may cause drowsiness. Do not consume alcoholic beverages while watching this product (trust me). Do not attempt to operate heavy equipment while, or after, watching this product. This is the minor part. Here comes the dangerous part. WARNING: Watching the product may make you think of your parents having sex. Okay, hopefully I havent lost too many people there.
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Size Matters (Toxxxic / Metro)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/4/2001 by Saki
Starring: Billy Glide, Claudia Chase, Julian, Dave Hardman, Jake Steed, Rebecca Wild, Azlea, Alexandra Nice, Kary Evers, Melanie Stone, Marilyn Star
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Size Matters (1998) Studio: Metro/Toxxic Directed by: Greg Alves Starring: Melaine Stone, Azlea Antistia, Rebecca Wild, Claudia Chase, Rosa, Alexandra Nice, Marilyn Starr, Julian, Jake Steed, Billy Glide, and Dave Hardman. Running Time: 1:45 Format: Double Sided, Single Layer DVD Features: Full-motion video chapter selection menu; 30-picture photo gallery; star biographies; 30+ preview trailers The First Word: A stroke video with a few hot moments but is a letdown, not because of the big dicks, but the low-quality female talent. Plot Synopsis: No plot--all sex with a single premise: huge cocks are better than small ones. From the packaging to the opening titles to the between-scene titles, they all play up the fact that women like men who are hung well. But it's not just the funny (and fictitious) quotes about size that matters; this six-scene video brings three truly big (and one marginally big) specimens in action. The first scene stars Julian with Melanie Stone and Azlea in the strongest scene of the video. Next, it's a ho-hum one-on-one pairing of
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/4/2001 by Saki
Starring: Billy Glide, Claudia Chase, Julian, Dave Hardman, Jake Steed, Rebecca Wild, Azlea, Alexandra Nice, Kary Evers, Melanie Stone, Marilyn Star
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Size Matters (1998) Studio: Metro/Toxxic Directed by: Greg Alves Starring: Melaine Stone, Azlea Antistia, Rebecca Wild, Claudia Chase, Rosa, Alexandra Nice, Marilyn Starr, Julian, Jake Steed, Billy Glide, and Dave Hardman. Running Time: 1:45 Format: Double Sided, Single Layer DVD Features: Full-motion video chapter selection menu; 30-picture photo gallery; star biographies; 30+ preview trailers The First Word: A stroke video with a few hot moments but is a letdown, not because of the big dicks, but the low-quality female talent. Plot Synopsis: No plot--all sex with a single premise: huge cocks are better than small ones. From the packaging to the opening titles to the between-scene titles, they all play up the fact that women like men who are hung well. But it's not just the funny (and fictitious) quotes about size that matters; this six-scene video brings three truly big (and one marginally big) specimens in action. The first scene stars Julian with Melanie Stone and Azlea in the strongest scene of the video. Next, it's a ho-hum one-on-one pairing of
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