Oh My Gush (Odyssey) Review
Odyssey
Studio: Odyssey
Starring: Ian Daniels, Melissa Monet, Kyle Stone, Frank Towers, Don Fernando, Kerri Downs, Leann, Vision, Kerry Downs, Lyn Chan, Jeff Scott
Released on: 4/24/2000
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Reviewed by Oneloa on 3/20/2001
Before I saw this film, I was a believer in women
being able to squirt. I’ve seen it first hand,
so I thought it would be great to see a movie
dedicated to it.
Scene One
The film starts off with Melissa Monet in her room alone giving us a very quick solo scene. The scene quickly fades to a cute blonde named Leann explaining how she read in a book and found out how to squirt. The scene starts out quickly with her man fingering her vigorously until she squirts. The only way I know a woman can gush is from rubbing the G spot. It does look like that where he’s aiming. However, she doesn’t squirt… she streams…. and a lot. The scene cuts quickly to them lying together in the afterglow. She gives him a turn and barely gets him hard. When he starts doing her missionary, she barely moves. She just lies there. A minute later he asks if she can gush again. In order for it to be done, he gets off her and fingers her while she uses a vibrator on her clit. Again, she’s motionless and quiet. Maybe entranced in ecstasy??? Maybe imagining that she was somewhere else?? When she comes, it does look quite real. Her body shakes and her face is flushed. It just wasn’t fun watching her get there. He goes back to fucking her and she just lies there taking it. I think she’s falling asleep. He makes her squirt a few more times by rubbing his semi-hard cock on her pussy while she uses her vibrator. She streams, but it looks awfully yellow. Afterwards, he mounts her again and tells her that he’s going to cum. She begs him to cum inside her. I’m thinking… great we get to see a cream pie. Nope! He rolls off her and the camera never pans down. My guess is that he wasn’t able to get hard again and faked it. Boooo! Also, the music was terrible and quite distracting.
Scene Two
We pick up with Melissa again where her scene ended before. This time she has some help with a vibrating friend. She works it until she squirts. It looks very real. It was a quick squirt (no streams of yellow). The scene fades to a hot little redhead named Vision (and yes, she’s a natural). She’s got one of the ugliest tattoos on her thigh that I’ve ever seen. But she’s got big real tits, so it balances out. Vision gives Kyle a slow BJ before the squirting begins. Kyle fucks her doggie style for a few seconds, pulls out and she dribbles what could be cum. I didn’t notice it being as yellow as Leann’s. He fucks her in the ass and she has several more orgasms. Her cum is more of a quick squirt and then a dribble… I didn’t see any streams. And it looked rather thick. This one’s pretty believable. The scene ends with Vision getting a mouth and face full of cum. I was surprised when she didn’t split any of it out… she licked her lips and swallows. Nice scene.
Scene Three
Kerry isn’t the most attractive girl I’ve seen in porn. But it makes her squirting that much more believable. She starts by giving her man a show with the help of vibrators. She has a few orgasms and squirts. The fluid is clear and appears real. She squirts several more times while her man fucks her. It all looked real until she streamed while he barely rubbed his cock on her pussy. They 69 each other and she has a quick squirt on his chest. The scene ends with an unimpressive facial. Did I mention that the music sucks???
Scene Four
Lyn’s scene starts right off with her fucking her man. She is very hard on the eyes. She’s kind of old and weathered. It wasn’t too bad until she stood up and took off her shirt. She has the body of an 80 year old… I don’t need to see this in my young life! I had to hit the FF button.
Scene Five
The last scene is with Melissa. Her body looks great, especially after Lyn’s scene. Her scene has a much slower pace. She doesn’t squirt in this scene. After some slow fucking, she sucks him till he cums in her mouth…. which she swallows. She even eats the cum that landed on her chest. Nice ending to a quiet scene. Before the credits come up, she admits that she doesn’t always squirt. At least she didn’t try faking it by peeing.
Features
There are 2 previews, but the links are backwards. The animated clips are for the opposite movie. Did anyone look at this DVD before sending it out? One of the clips is for Shane’s World. The other is for Rodney Moore’s movies. This one has plenty of cumshots in it. Before the main menu appears, we’re greeted with 3 phone sex ads. I find this tacky… but at least I can hit the Menu or FF button to past it. Unlike some Vivid DVDs.
Audio/Video Quality
The picture quality is poor. It barely looks better than VHS. I guess I’m just spoiled with some of the newer DVDs on the market now. The sound is just as bad. You can hear the boom mic get bumped during the scene. On top of it, the music was terrible and annoying.
Overall
This movie definitely has its moments. Unfortunately, the poor picture and sound quality really hurt the heat of the movie. The scenes with Vision and Kerry are the saving grace for the film. I would rent this one… even if only to see these 2 scenes.
Scene One
The film starts off with Melissa Monet in her room alone giving us a very quick solo scene. The scene quickly fades to a cute blonde named Leann explaining how she read in a book and found out how to squirt. The scene starts out quickly with her man fingering her vigorously until she squirts. The only way I know a woman can gush is from rubbing the G spot. It does look like that where he’s aiming. However, she doesn’t squirt… she streams…. and a lot. The scene cuts quickly to them lying together in the afterglow. She gives him a turn and barely gets him hard. When he starts doing her missionary, she barely moves. She just lies there. A minute later he asks if she can gush again. In order for it to be done, he gets off her and fingers her while she uses a vibrator on her clit. Again, she’s motionless and quiet. Maybe entranced in ecstasy??? Maybe imagining that she was somewhere else?? When she comes, it does look quite real. Her body shakes and her face is flushed. It just wasn’t fun watching her get there. He goes back to fucking her and she just lies there taking it. I think she’s falling asleep. He makes her squirt a few more times by rubbing his semi-hard cock on her pussy while she uses her vibrator. She streams, but it looks awfully yellow. Afterwards, he mounts her again and tells her that he’s going to cum. She begs him to cum inside her. I’m thinking… great we get to see a cream pie. Nope! He rolls off her and the camera never pans down. My guess is that he wasn’t able to get hard again and faked it. Boooo! Also, the music was terrible and quite distracting.
Scene Two
We pick up with Melissa again where her scene ended before. This time she has some help with a vibrating friend. She works it until she squirts. It looks very real. It was a quick squirt (no streams of yellow). The scene fades to a hot little redhead named Vision (and yes, she’s a natural). She’s got one of the ugliest tattoos on her thigh that I’ve ever seen. But she’s got big real tits, so it balances out. Vision gives Kyle a slow BJ before the squirting begins. Kyle fucks her doggie style for a few seconds, pulls out and she dribbles what could be cum. I didn’t notice it being as yellow as Leann’s. He fucks her in the ass and she has several more orgasms. Her cum is more of a quick squirt and then a dribble… I didn’t see any streams. And it looked rather thick. This one’s pretty believable. The scene ends with Vision getting a mouth and face full of cum. I was surprised when she didn’t split any of it out… she licked her lips and swallows. Nice scene.
Scene Three
Kerry isn’t the most attractive girl I’ve seen in porn. But it makes her squirting that much more believable. She starts by giving her man a show with the help of vibrators. She has a few orgasms and squirts. The fluid is clear and appears real. She squirts several more times while her man fucks her. It all looked real until she streamed while he barely rubbed his cock on her pussy. They 69 each other and she has a quick squirt on his chest. The scene ends with an unimpressive facial. Did I mention that the music sucks???
Scene Four
Lyn’s scene starts right off with her fucking her man. She is very hard on the eyes. She’s kind of old and weathered. It wasn’t too bad until she stood up and took off her shirt. She has the body of an 80 year old… I don’t need to see this in my young life! I had to hit the FF button.
Scene Five
The last scene is with Melissa. Her body looks great, especially after Lyn’s scene. Her scene has a much slower pace. She doesn’t squirt in this scene. After some slow fucking, she sucks him till he cums in her mouth…. which she swallows. She even eats the cum that landed on her chest. Nice ending to a quiet scene. Before the credits come up, she admits that she doesn’t always squirt. At least she didn’t try faking it by peeing.
Features
There are 2 previews, but the links are backwards. The animated clips are for the opposite movie. Did anyone look at this DVD before sending it out? One of the clips is for Shane’s World. The other is for Rodney Moore’s movies. This one has plenty of cumshots in it. Before the main menu appears, we’re greeted with 3 phone sex ads. I find this tacky… but at least I can hit the Menu or FF button to past it. Unlike some Vivid DVDs.
Audio/Video Quality
The picture quality is poor. It barely looks better than VHS. I guess I’m just spoiled with some of the newer DVDs on the market now. The sound is just as bad. You can hear the boom mic get bumped during the scene. On top of it, the music was terrible and annoying.
Overall
This movie definitely has its moments. Unfortunately, the poor picture and sound quality really hurt the heat of the movie. The scenes with Vision and Kerry are the saving grace for the film. I would rent this one… even if only to see these 2 scenes.
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