Oh My Gush (Odyssey) Review

Reviewed by sonic  on  4/8/2000

The Wettest Pee-Only Squirting Fuck Film!

Studio: Odyssey Group

Produced and Directed By: Michael Bruno

Performers: Melissa Monet, Leann, Vision, Kerry Downs, Lyn Chan, Kyle Stone, Jeff Scott

Extras and Worth Mentioning:

• Interactive Menus
• Direct Scene Access
• Preview trailers: Shane, Rodney
• "Wanna See More?" Filmographies
• Playable Worldwide
• Single Sided Single Layered
• Alpha Keepcase No Inserts
• Entire time on disc is 1hr 26min 05sec

The back of the DVD box quotes:

SPLAT! Welcome to a sticky, slick treat: Five incredibly wet scenes with super-sexy girls who literally squirt when they cum. When these girls fuck, they fuck like devils…when they cum…they gush like Niagara Falls. One lovely blonde squirts three times: her man drinks up the female fluid and cums inside her! Also included are anal fuck scenes, facial cum blasts and hairy cunts. But ejaculation is the order of the day: beautiful female ejaculation, as well as luscious female faces being blasted with male jism.

Quality of dvd picture and audio:

The image on this disc is pure low quality VHS. It’s horrible near any other adult dvd. The sound is not that bad, I mean is doesn’t sound like that Hillbilly Jim music, although some tunes are really good for displaying in food shopping malls. Audio is stereo.

Chapter: Melissa Welcomes You

The disc starts off with a quickie glimpse preview of Leann, Melissa Monet’s friend showing her so called "Niagara gushing pussy", but first we listen to Melissa Monet who says that she enjoys masturbating. She then gets a mirror puts it on her bed, and watches herself masturbate. She talks about the phenomenon of gushing and how her friend Leann squirts when she cums. So gang we now go to Leann.

Chapter: Leann

This chic Leann is so damn hot! She is so attractive with her pretty young face and long amazing beautiful blonde hair. It starts off this hairy man fingering her vagina deep deep deep with two fingers. We the viewers get to see that delicious twant being stuffed by fingers. The fact that she is so hot looking and the fact that she has a beefy ass and thighs makes it for me all the better. The man just fingers her on and on and on until she cums? No, until she pisses all over the place! She gushes piss, a bit of it hits his face and well, he continues fingering her. She is so spreaded and boy that is some hot vagina! I’m telling you, it looks like he’s stuffing a turkey the way he’s going! Now, they’re in bed relaxed and talking a bit. She pulls down his pants, and look at that little wee-wee. She gives him a blowjob. His dick is small. Later he bangs Leann in Missionary position and she pees again; he then proceeds to finger her again, and this time she has a dildo to help her out too. More piss piss, piss, and piss piss piss.

We go back to missionary position again (doesn’t this chapter seems like a drag?) and he bangs her while she has a dildo glued to her upper vagina lips. More piss squirting. Now it’s for the ending of this scene, he bangs her fast and he cums in her vagina. If you looked at her face all throughout the entire moment he was penetrating, she looked dead. I have a feeling she was being tickled. OUCH! All in all a piss-ful scene that I quite enjoyed but wish the man had a bigger dick to bang her good and make her stop peeing! Damn she’s gorgeous!

Chapter: Melissa With A Vibe

We now are back with Melissa Monet on her bed and she is masturbating with a dildo. This woman is pretty and has a hairy twat. Nice. She cums hard, and I mean, her vagina is all wet! Nope, it’s not pee..it’s cum but no gush. She continues dildo-ing herself. That twank is right there on our screen in all meaty glory! She then gushes pee.

Melissa talks about how her friend Vision drowns her boyfriend’s face with cum..so let’s go there shall we?

Chapter: Vision

Now this is a scene I really enjoyed because the focus was more on banging and a bit on beauty and great well done sexual performance. It starts off with her sucking her man’s sword. Vision has a hot body. We see her guy then peel her panties off, awesome. I love it when he smoothly remove her black dress off, it’s a big turn on for me, then after that, especially when he removes the panty and we the viewers see that bodacious gorgeous ass! The guy has her so bent on the sofa in doggystyle and boy he rams her hard and good! She pees as he continues banging her lovely in that amazing position that I adore. This guy gets a high five for just pulverizing her vagina on the sofa, and I mean hitting that hard like no tomorrow. Then later on we get anal sex. She squirts. The guy cums on her face. Great scene.

Chapter: Kerry

We now hear the narration of Melissa Monet once again and she talks about her friend Kerry and how Kerry’s boyfriend drinks Kerry’s fluid all up. BULLSHIT! Umm, sorry, I mean I’ve seen this chapter three times and I searched and searched for the part that he drinks her fluid. IT’S NOT THERE! First, fluid in this disc is piss and not cum. Second, when she pee-pee on herself, he wet his fingers with her pee and he just tasted it a tiny bit and then you know he was like "YUCK", cause then immediately camera stops rolling and then focuses on something else one second. Odyssey and that DVD box gives us false advertising. Great job! (sarcasm)

I won’t drown this chapter anymore with my realistic and true comments but let’s talk about the sex. The guy bangs her pretty well. Kerry is a chubby girl, yeah-great meat on her bones. Two piercings on her vagina, ugly. She masturbates herself in the beginning and she cu..pees. At the end of this scene, she is in doggystyle position by not too many minutes and that was pretty good. Not a bad scene.

Chapter: Lyn

According to Melissa again there was her friend Lyn and how Lyn’s pussy is faithful because it let’s out a real gush. Yup, a real gush all right, of piss. Hard-core sexual performance wise, this chapter took the show. Lyn is a skinny Asian chic who has very flat "B" cup breasts (they need an air pump!) and seems to blow the rooftop out of her man, I mean she bangs the shit out of him! There is a lot of anal sex involved in this scene and I did not enjoy it one bit because her ass was so stretched out and her hole was sticking out as his penis came out too. We see so much pussy gaping and butthole stretching and well, not pleasurable for me to watch. The guy cums in her ass, then she pees, and the guy cums on her hairy bush. All in all a good sexually intense chapter out of this 55 gallon water experience.

Chapter: Melissa Gets A Man

Ooh, Melissa gets a man, with such a huge sword (sarcasm). Melissa has a nice bushy twat and pretty nice looking natural breasts, her face is attractive. The guy injects his needle if you know what I mean, and surprisingly she looks like she’s a virgin because her pussy is tight. Damn, that tight? Ok, Melissa rides him, he bangs her softly and softly, and she sucks his rod and he cums. No "gush" if you know what I mean because she says that she does not gush but that her pussy gets really wet when she gets a hard cock. Lame chapter.

Dislikes:

The image is horrible of nature, horror of the digital versatile disc, yeah DVD. The only thing this disc has going for itself is that it has the advantage over VHS in the fact that you don’t have to rewind it. The chics peeing all the time, I lost interest and wanted great sexual performances instead; and the sex in some chapters were so lame and poorly performed.

Overall opinion:

Once again the image disgusts me, I cannot believe that being that the image is like this, it kills the flow of the lovely Niagara Falls (sarcasm). I must admit, the first chic peeing turned me on a bit in the beginning, and when she kept on and on and on peeing it then put me to sleep, or better said, it drowned my turn-on. The chapter with Vision I really enjoyed because of the very well done sex and her beautiful hot body. The guy did a number on her on that sofa, and she pissed, but I liked it. This was the best looking scene, but fuckathon wise, Lyn’s Chapter gets the trophy, though she is not to appealing for my tastes. I like my porn chics on screen meaty very meaty, and Lyn is too petite, and she has breasts, but has no breasts, yeah, figure that out.

I recommend this if you like woman who pisses all over the place. Note, they don’t cum rivers, but piss. Only the wettest orgasm belonged to Melissa when she was dildo-ing herself on front of that mirror on her bed, and she did not gush, but she was very wet. If you are looking for woman who gushes female cum juice, this is not your bag baby and seek elsewhere, otherwise if you want to see the movie that inspired Waterworld, than this is it. I think I could have been nicer to this disc review if it had a greater image or at least something comparable to a Vivid title image; but I guess in my dreams. Also I cannot believe the bullshit advertising on that DVD box when they say that when they cum, they gush like Niagara Falls and that her man drinks up her female fluid. He doesn’t drink it, he never did, heck you could say he never even tasted it! I got to go now and trade this disc immediately, so long folks.