HERSCHEL KRUSTOFSKY has reviewed 4 adult movies .
HERSCHEL KRUSTOFSKY's Movie Reviews (4)
Release date: 3/1/2001
Reviewed on: 4/13/2001
Studio: VCA
Starring: Nick East, Kyle Stone, Chris Cannon, Pat Myne, Miko Lee, Sammi, Bamboo, Paige Sinclair, Cebu
Directed by: Michael Danze
Review brief: EAST MEETS WEST 2, a 2000 release from VCA Interactive, does for asian female stereotypes what David Spade does for modern cinema. While the depiction of asian female characters in EMW2 doesn't quite rank up there with portrayals of asians like Kato from the "Pink Panther" films or the slanty-eyed, buck-toothed, English language mangling Mr. Wong from the now defunct Icebox.com cartoon website, I'm sure that the filmmakers would be well advised to make sure this flick doesn't fall into the hands of any local asian activist groups. However, racist depictions aside, I gotta say that EMW2 is pretty good as quickly manufactured porn goes and does offer a good fix for those of us with an asian fixation. Starring a bevy of petite, hardbody asian cuties, led by the stern and sexy Miko Lee, EMW2 follows the exploits of the girls from the East/West Cleaning Service.
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Release date: 3/26/2001
Reviewed on: 3/25/2001
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: I must admit that the LA BLUE GIRL series (vols. 1-6) from NuTech Digital is my favorite entry in the genre of "teenage girl ninja sexcraft warriors being raped by penis-tentacled demons" films (a category sadly overlooked at Oscar time each year). LA BLUE GIRL (don't ask me to explain the title because I don't what it has to do with anything - just another one of those stilted Japanese translations I guess) follows the sexual misadventures of Miko Mido (who we are repeatedly told is 18 (wink, wink) (just in case any of you perverts thought that she was an underage ninja "sexcraft" warrior which, of course, would be unacceptable)), a demon/human half-breed ninja of the Miroku clan whose task it is to protect the world from the perverted demons of the Shikima realm and the ninjas of the Suzuka clan who strive to control the Shikima. (And you thought this was gonna be just another goofy anime plot).
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Release date: 8/15/2000
Reviewed on: 3/20/2001
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Mark Davis, Temptress, Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, T.J. Hart, Mickey G., Devin Wolf, Keri Windsor, Dillion Day, Devinn Lane, Sydnee Steele
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: Temptress, a knockout contract girl for Wicked (when properly made-up) puts on a great display of her talents in WORKING GIRL. Basically, the lovely temptress stars as a small-town girl fresh in the big city looking for work. While resting her tired feet at a bus-stop, she peruses the want-ads and can't help but imagine the sexual situations she might get into as she ponders different jobs. Basically, a number of vignettes follow starring Temptress in either an active or observer role to the action. Although I was somewhat disappointed that the inherent situational aspect of this set-up was not really explored (e.g. INSIDE DESIREE COUSTEAU (one of my all-time favorite porn classics) - wherein the lovely Desiree can't seem to avoid the sexual advances of her various employers), Temptress' amazingly hot features make up for the rather mundane execution here. Temptress, a trim, natural beauty with a super- sexy mouth, first imagines herself to be a policewoman.
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Release date: 2/21/2001
Reviewed on: 3/18/2001
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Mark Davis, Tyce Bune, Zarina, Chris Charming, Victoria Del Rio, Marcella Bocelli, Mandy Mystery, Kid Jamaica, Ariah, Ilene Blue, Max Steele, Dominica Leoni
Directed by: Dion Giarrusso
Review brief: I must admit I am not familiar with the Cumback Pussy series from Elegant Angel so I was a bit confused as to whether CUMBACK PUSSY 37 was a foreign film starring a few Americans or an American film starring lots of (barely) English- speaking foreigners. Well, whatever it is, it certainly offers a large variety of enthusiastic if only moderately attractive to above-average young fuckdolls. While the seven (yep, count 'em, seven) girls in this five-scene romp have no hope of attaining porn royalty, they are certainly hot and willing enough to make any guy stand at attention (with the exception of Ilene Blue, an 18-year old German girl with frizzy hair, a so-so body and teeth courtesy of European socialized dentistry). In the opening scene, Aria, a young, blonde American with a cute face and shapely body gets it on with Zarina, a more womanly (i.e. older) Russian with a large mane of blonde hair and firm, curvy body.
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