East Meets West 2 (VCA) Review

Reviewed by HERSCHEL KRUSTOFSKY  on  4/13/2001

EAST MEETS WEST 2, a 2000 release from VCA Interactive, does for asian female stereotypes what David Spade does for modern cinema. While the depiction of asian female characters in EMW2 doesn't quite rank up there with portrayals of asians like Kato from the "Pink Panther" films or the slanty-eyed, buck-toothed, English language mangling Mr. Wong from the now defunct Icebox.com cartoon website, I'm sure that the filmmakers would be well advised to make sure this flick doesn't fall into the hands of any local asian activist groups. However, racist depictions aside, I gotta say that EMW2 is pretty good as quickly manufactured porn goes and does offer a good fix for those of us with an asian fixation.

Starring a bevy of petite, hardbody asian cuties, led by the stern and sexy Miko Lee, EMW2 follows the exploits of the girls from the East/West Cleaning Service. Shot in about four rooms of one of those snazzy San Fernando valley homes you always seem to see popping up as porn locations, EMW2 is clearly one of those porn flicks they crank out in two days. (The actors didn't even appear to have enough time or interest to remember made-up character names and just call everyone in the film by their real-life first names). However, that actually works to this film's advantage as the plotting and dialogue is minimal, the sex is fast and furious, and the situational set-ups just interesting and sexy enough to keep the action from seeming completely mechanical.

Rubber-faced Kyle Stone stars as, well, um, "Kyle", a guy running for some kind of political office whose caucasian, busty wife, Sammie (playing "Sammie" in the film, get it?) goes to work for Miko and her cleaning service. Miko sends over Cibu, a petite little asian chick with long frizzy hair and cute, trim little figure to clean Kyle's house. When Kyle mentions his concern over the big upcoming election, Cibu lights up and eagerly says "eRection? No problem. I take care of it" (Those wacky asians and their language problems) She quickly gulps Kyles shlong and engages in a lengthy, multi-positioned suck and fuck before taking Kyle's political contribution in her mouth. These scene is good but Cibu's tendency to look straight into the camera is a bit distracting. Kyle quickly recommends the maid service to Chris Cannon and we are instantly off to another decent suck and fuck between Chris and a very cute little asian hardbody, Bamboo (somehow I doubt that is her given name). Bamboo's performance is mediocre (and her skin in close-up leaves a bit to be desired) but her amazingly tight little body, super firm breasts and wonderfully protruding nipples are a wonder to behold. She also gets some of Chris' eggroll up her ass before taking cream of sum yung guy on her tits (sorry, just trying to keep with the asian culture motif).

Meanwhile, curvy, blonde Sammie is franticly trying to keep up with the calls flooding in requesting "maid service." Of course, Miko Lee, ever the helpful employer helps relax Sammie with some gentle massaging, kissing and a rousing lezbo scene right on the desk with tongues and fingers flying. This scene works really well as the ladies both look great and are wonderfully vocal. Nick East turns up at Kyle's house to deliver liquor for the big party and also benefits from Cibu's problem understanding the word "election." Nick gives her a good pounding before jizzing on her chest. (More oral and facial cumshots wouldn't have hurt in this film). Party caterer, Pat Myne, manages to steal Miku away for another suck and fuck in Kyle's bedroom while Nick gets it on in the kitchen with fellow catering employee, Paige Sinclair, a very cute, trim, redhead (the other white chick in the film) with a pierced tongue and super sexy mouth. The two orally pleasure each other and fuck on the kitchen floor before Paige takes Nick's man goo on her pussy.

The film wraps up with Kyle confronting Miko about the potential scandal that he was employing a prostitute service. Miko sternly rebukes him, pointing out that her girls never asked for money but that they were simply raised in the asian culture where they are taught to instantly take care of their man's needs (Man, how soon can I move to asia?) Kyle apologizes and Miko tells him he can make it up to her by servicing her the way her girls serviced him. Kyle obliges and when Sammie catches him with a face full of asian pussy, she does what any outraged wife would do...she instantly strips down for a rollicking 3- way.

All in all, EMW2 is certainly better than most by- the-numbers porn. The girls are all very cute, the action is rapid-fire, the lighting and direction are well done, scenes are internally broken down for forward skipping within each scene (rather than taking you all the way to the start of the next scene) and a menu index allows you to go right to the action with your favorite female cast member. You certainly don't have to have a craving for asian girls to really enjoy this flick but if that is your thing then EMW2 certainly delivers. Defintely worth a look.