La Blue Girl Box Set Review
NuTech
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Reviewed by HERSCHEL KRUSTOFSKY on 3/25/2001
I must admit that the LA BLUE GIRL series (vols.
1-6) from NuTech Digital is my favorite entry in
the genre of "teenage girl ninja sexcraft
warriors being raped by penis-tentacled demons"
films (a category sadly overlooked at Oscar time
each year).
LA BLUE GIRL (don't ask me to explain the title because I don't what it has to do with anything - just another one of those stilted Japanese translations I guess) follows the sexual misadventures of Miko Mido (who we are repeatedly told is 18 (wink, wink) (just in case any of you perverts thought that she was an underage ninja "sexcraft" warrior which, of course, would be unacceptable)), a demon/human half-breed ninja of the Miroku clan whose task it is to protect the world from the perverted demons of the Shikima realm and the ninjas of the Suzuka clan who strive to control the Shikima. (And you thought this was gonna be just another goofy anime plot).
Stilted and convoluted plot contrivances aside, LA BLUE GIRL (LBG) is a great mix of solid (if routine) Japanimation (complete with occasionally cartoonish facial expression and repetitive frames), humor, action and hard core sex. However, unlike other mature anime entries such as DEMON BEAST INVASION, ADVANCER TINA, and TWIN ANGELS, LBG's sexual action never enters the realm of the truly distasteful (e.g. women being killed during sex, women exploded from the inside, bloody pussies, etc.) but is more sexually graphic than, say, THE VENUS 5 or CUTEY HONEY series. Although there is plenty of nonconsensual, full penetration oral and vaginal sex depicted in LBG, the lusciously rendered girls never seem to come out any worse for wear. Like many anime titles, LBG opens with an introduction to anime (e.g. why are their eyes so big and the girls' voices so high? (its a cultural thing), why the wacky haircolors (basically to tell the similarly drawn characters apart), why are no pubes shown (it is illegal in Japan(!!)) - Amazing, the Japanese can show young women getting graphically raped by demons but they can't show pubes. Talk about splitting hairs!!)
Without bothering to dissect the intricate plot from each of the six episodes (lasting about 45 minutes each), the story basically follows Miko, a buxom young virgin (initially) who is the daughter of the Shikima demon king and a human woman. Miko, accompanied by her always horny little ninja companion, Nin-Nin, must constantly do battle with rogue Shikima factions and her clan's nemesis, the Suzuka clan, who hope to use the Shikima demon forces for their own ends. The catch is that these factions all battle each other through the use of ninja "sexcraft," various mystical methods of getting your opponent off (literally). For some reason, making your opponent orgasm before you results in some kind of ninja victory. LBG offers plenty of shots of moaning anime girls with gushingly wet pussies and female "love juices" feature heavily in the LBG series. (For instance, Miko must finger herself to orgasm to open the mystic gateway to her father's realm).
Certain aspects of the series are worth mentioning. In episode 1, the signet case which represents the pact of peace between the Shikima and Miroku clans is stolen by the Suzuka. With the Suzuka now in control of the sex-crazed Shikima they waste no time setting a demon loose on Miko to steal her virginity. (Fans of multi- penis tentacled demons with their flailing, dripping members entering all orifices of lovely young anime girls will definitely not be disappointed by the LBG series.) Miko and her half-sister get sufficiently fouled by some horny demons before Miko discovers her true ninja powers (including a pubic hair energy needle trick (don't ask)) and saves the day (Miko usually triumphs in the end of each episode but not before she is vigorously abused sexually by her many tormentors). In episode 2, a group of Miko's firm and tender schoolmates are kidnapped by rogue Shikima demons and forced to participate in some group masturbation (once again with pussies gushing cream), to open a gateway to somewhere for some reason (only die-hard anime fans will be able to stick with the soap-opera like plot). Miko's shapely human mother is also kidnapped and lowered onto a penis-shaped pole and then bobbed up and down like a floating fishing lure until her hole drips with pleasure. In a race to save the day against equally adept Suzuka sexcraft warriors, Miko is forced to cum while a sword is in her twat, and she exposes a new talent, making her clit enlarge to the size of a dick, to overpower a female Suzuka ninja (I would love to know what horny Japanese dude came up with this bizarre idea). She is also fucked by and fucks a hermaphrodite Suzuka ninja before jerking him/her off in defeat (and, coincidentally, being covered in cum). What can I say? Those Japanese are true perverts. Miko returns her friends to the schoolyard and dispenses with some demon stragglers, but not before they give the young ladies a final fouling.
Episode 5 is worth mentioning due to the return of Fubuki, the female Suzuka ninja from episode 2, who infiltrates Miko's school for nefarious reasons. When one of Miko's comely teachers starts to figure out that Fubuki doesn't belong, Fubuki has no choice but to molest the teacher at her home and give her a good fucking by way of her own expanding clit to bring her under control. Episode 6 is a lot of fun when the remains of the Suzuka clan return for their revenge after having bio-engineered themselves into cyborgs, complete with flailing, mechanical shlongs. Turns out the cyborgs are in league with a demoness from another dimension who also wants to get Miko's dad out of the way and control the Shikima realm (It is never explained why everyone wants to control the Shikima realm so bad. The demon residents all seem to be easily defeated and they always need human females for their plans. Maybe they have good parking, inexpensive housing and lots of juice bars). The cyborgs capture and molest two of Miko's classmates and Miko must return to the Shikima realm to rescue them. One of my favorite segments is Miko going to a mystic to get info on these strange cyborgs. Unfortunately, the head cyborg answers the call and fills Miko in on the story while holding her in the air with his cables, ripping off her shirt and vigorously plunging his techno-shlong into Miko's dripping hole. Of course, Miko again saves the day but not before her friends are placed on a couple nasty looking vibrators ("you'll rip their vaginas apart and kill them!!" shouts Miko) and Miko herself is sexually abused with fingers and a hefty dildo by a female apparition.
In short, if you have any proclivities towards this type of material, the LBG boxed set is a must have. The story (assuming you care) is fairly engaging and a bit more linear and coherent than those of similar series and the animated sex is well rendered, hot and plentiful. Although the young ladies always seem to be getting violated against their will, LBG never deteriorates into something that is mean- spirited, intentionally disturbing or vicious. The sex is all part of the ninja battle and is largely taken in stride by the characters (including the innocent bystanders who occasionally get caught up in the action) Most regular porn is rather mundane and routine (seriously, how different can it ever get (assuming you don't want to watch midgets and amputees do it?)) and LBG offers a fun diversion to safely and vicariously live out some of those sicker fantasies you may have (and watch some cool animation to boot). The DVDs offer language options including original Japanese with English subtitles (for you purists) and English dubbing. I actually prefer the English dubbing and found the voice work rather enjoyable and well-done. Forget CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON and go pick up some truly fun ninja action with the LA BLUE GIRL.
LA BLUE GIRL (don't ask me to explain the title because I don't what it has to do with anything - just another one of those stilted Japanese translations I guess) follows the sexual misadventures of Miko Mido (who we are repeatedly told is 18 (wink, wink) (just in case any of you perverts thought that she was an underage ninja "sexcraft" warrior which, of course, would be unacceptable)), a demon/human half-breed ninja of the Miroku clan whose task it is to protect the world from the perverted demons of the Shikima realm and the ninjas of the Suzuka clan who strive to control the Shikima. (And you thought this was gonna be just another goofy anime plot).
Stilted and convoluted plot contrivances aside, LA BLUE GIRL (LBG) is a great mix of solid (if routine) Japanimation (complete with occasionally cartoonish facial expression and repetitive frames), humor, action and hard core sex. However, unlike other mature anime entries such as DEMON BEAST INVASION, ADVANCER TINA, and TWIN ANGELS, LBG's sexual action never enters the realm of the truly distasteful (e.g. women being killed during sex, women exploded from the inside, bloody pussies, etc.) but is more sexually graphic than, say, THE VENUS 5 or CUTEY HONEY series. Although there is plenty of nonconsensual, full penetration oral and vaginal sex depicted in LBG, the lusciously rendered girls never seem to come out any worse for wear. Like many anime titles, LBG opens with an introduction to anime (e.g. why are their eyes so big and the girls' voices so high? (its a cultural thing), why the wacky haircolors (basically to tell the similarly drawn characters apart), why are no pubes shown (it is illegal in Japan(!!)) - Amazing, the Japanese can show young women getting graphically raped by demons but they can't show pubes. Talk about splitting hairs!!)
Without bothering to dissect the intricate plot from each of the six episodes (lasting about 45 minutes each), the story basically follows Miko, a buxom young virgin (initially) who is the daughter of the Shikima demon king and a human woman. Miko, accompanied by her always horny little ninja companion, Nin-Nin, must constantly do battle with rogue Shikima factions and her clan's nemesis, the Suzuka clan, who hope to use the Shikima demon forces for their own ends. The catch is that these factions all battle each other through the use of ninja "sexcraft," various mystical methods of getting your opponent off (literally). For some reason, making your opponent orgasm before you results in some kind of ninja victory. LBG offers plenty of shots of moaning anime girls with gushingly wet pussies and female "love juices" feature heavily in the LBG series. (For instance, Miko must finger herself to orgasm to open the mystic gateway to her father's realm).
Certain aspects of the series are worth mentioning. In episode 1, the signet case which represents the pact of peace between the Shikima and Miroku clans is stolen by the Suzuka. With the Suzuka now in control of the sex-crazed Shikima they waste no time setting a demon loose on Miko to steal her virginity. (Fans of multi- penis tentacled demons with their flailing, dripping members entering all orifices of lovely young anime girls will definitely not be disappointed by the LBG series.) Miko and her half-sister get sufficiently fouled by some horny demons before Miko discovers her true ninja powers (including a pubic hair energy needle trick (don't ask)) and saves the day (Miko usually triumphs in the end of each episode but not before she is vigorously abused sexually by her many tormentors). In episode 2, a group of Miko's firm and tender schoolmates are kidnapped by rogue Shikima demons and forced to participate in some group masturbation (once again with pussies gushing cream), to open a gateway to somewhere for some reason (only die-hard anime fans will be able to stick with the soap-opera like plot). Miko's shapely human mother is also kidnapped and lowered onto a penis-shaped pole and then bobbed up and down like a floating fishing lure until her hole drips with pleasure. In a race to save the day against equally adept Suzuka sexcraft warriors, Miko is forced to cum while a sword is in her twat, and she exposes a new talent, making her clit enlarge to the size of a dick, to overpower a female Suzuka ninja (I would love to know what horny Japanese dude came up with this bizarre idea). She is also fucked by and fucks a hermaphrodite Suzuka ninja before jerking him/her off in defeat (and, coincidentally, being covered in cum). What can I say? Those Japanese are true perverts. Miko returns her friends to the schoolyard and dispenses with some demon stragglers, but not before they give the young ladies a final fouling.
Episode 5 is worth mentioning due to the return of Fubuki, the female Suzuka ninja from episode 2, who infiltrates Miko's school for nefarious reasons. When one of Miko's comely teachers starts to figure out that Fubuki doesn't belong, Fubuki has no choice but to molest the teacher at her home and give her a good fucking by way of her own expanding clit to bring her under control. Episode 6 is a lot of fun when the remains of the Suzuka clan return for their revenge after having bio-engineered themselves into cyborgs, complete with flailing, mechanical shlongs. Turns out the cyborgs are in league with a demoness from another dimension who also wants to get Miko's dad out of the way and control the Shikima realm (It is never explained why everyone wants to control the Shikima realm so bad. The demon residents all seem to be easily defeated and they always need human females for their plans. Maybe they have good parking, inexpensive housing and lots of juice bars). The cyborgs capture and molest two of Miko's classmates and Miko must return to the Shikima realm to rescue them. One of my favorite segments is Miko going to a mystic to get info on these strange cyborgs. Unfortunately, the head cyborg answers the call and fills Miko in on the story while holding her in the air with his cables, ripping off her shirt and vigorously plunging his techno-shlong into Miko's dripping hole. Of course, Miko again saves the day but not before her friends are placed on a couple nasty looking vibrators ("you'll rip their vaginas apart and kill them!!" shouts Miko) and Miko herself is sexually abused with fingers and a hefty dildo by a female apparition.
In short, if you have any proclivities towards this type of material, the LBG boxed set is a must have. The story (assuming you care) is fairly engaging and a bit more linear and coherent than those of similar series and the animated sex is well rendered, hot and plentiful. Although the young ladies always seem to be getting violated against their will, LBG never deteriorates into something that is mean- spirited, intentionally disturbing or vicious. The sex is all part of the ninja battle and is largely taken in stride by the characters (including the innocent bystanders who occasionally get caught up in the action) Most regular porn is rather mundane and routine (seriously, how different can it ever get (assuming you don't want to watch midgets and amputees do it?)) and LBG offers a fun diversion to safely and vicariously live out some of those sicker fantasies you may have (and watch some cool animation to boot). The DVDs offer language options including original Japanese with English subtitles (for you purists) and English dubbing. I actually prefer the English dubbing and found the voice work rather enjoyable and well-done. Forget CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON and go pick up some truly fun ninja action with the LA BLUE GIRL.
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