MLyons's Movie Reviews (92 - page 2)
Release date: 8/10/2005
Reviewed on: 9/28/2005
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Randy Spears, Mike Horner, Tommy Gunn, Eric Masterson, Cherokee, jessica drake, Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan, Rita Faltoyano, Katie Morgan, Manuel Ferrara, Devon Michaels, Rebecca Love, Kris Slater, Kinzie Kenner, Scott Nails, Keri Sable, Taryn Thomas, Stormy Daniels, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Jonathan Morgan
Review brief: Camp Cuddly Pines Power Tool Massacre Mike Lyons Reviews Director Jonathan Morgan Cast Stormy Daniels, Jessica Drake, Nicole Sheridan, Cherokee, Kinzie Kenner, Keri Sable, Devon Michaels, Katie Morgan, Rita Faltoyano, Rebecca Love, Taryn Thomas, Katja Kassin, Eric Masterson, Voodoo, Tommy Gun, Randy Spears, Scott Nails, Kris Slater, Manuel Ferrara, Mike Horner (Non Sex). Genre Feature - Comedy Condoms All scenes have condoms. Running Time of Main Feature 2 Hr.
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Release date: 4/29/2005
Reviewed on: 6/28/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Billy Glide, Steve Taylor [I], Robert Rosenberg, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Kylie Wilde, Mark Ashley, Alexis Malone, Eva Angelina, Delilah Strong, Jasmine Byrne, Will Powers
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Angels of Debauchery #4 Mike Lyons Reviews Director Jonni Darkko Cast Alexis Malone, Kylie Wylde, Eva Angelina, Jasmine Byrne, Delilah Strong, Billy Glide, Mark Ashley, Steve Taylor, Robert Rosenberg. Genre Gonzo Condoms None. Running Time of Main Feature 2 Hrs.
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Release date: 3/21/2005
Reviewed on: 6/24/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Rick Masters, Jerry, Joey Silvera, Johnny Thrust, Dirty, Ariana Jollee, Chanel Chavez, Sativa Rose, Jean Val Jean, Tiffany Holiday, Alec Knight, Jasmine Byrne, Courtney Cummz, Kyla King, Jay Huntington, Nat Turnher
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: Hellcats #7 Mike Lyons Reviews Director Joey Silvera Cast Ariana Jollee, Tiffany Holiday, Kyla King, Jasmine Byrne, Chanel Chavez, Courtney Cummz, Sativa Rose, Jean Valjean, Rick Masters, Nat Turnher, Alex Knight, Dirty, Jerry, Joey Silvera. Genre Gonzo Condoms None. Running Time of Main Feature 2 Hrs.
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Release date: 6/3/2005
Reviewed on: 6/17/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Roxanne Hall, Mick Blue, Ramon Nomar, Jazz Duro, Rio Mariah, Katsuni, Roxy Jezel, Lauro Giotto, Gina Jolie, Ricardo Bell, Nicoletta Blue, Sarah Twain, Tony De Sergio, Alishka, Avalon Kassani
Directed by: Macondo
Review brief: Slam it! In Deeper Mike Lyons Reviews Director Macondo Cast Katsumi, Roxy Jezel, Rio, Avalon, Roxanne Hall, Gina, Alishka, Nicoletta. Genre All Sex, Anal Condoms None. Running Time of Main Feature 2 Hrs. 34 Mins. Female Orgasms None THOSE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT Those who like a lot of anal with multiple men vs.
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Release date: 5/19/2005
Reviewed on: 5/20/2005
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Julia Ann, Randy Spears, Trevor Zen, Kurt Lockwood, Kris Slater, Katsuni, Kaylani Lei, Dani Woodward, Alexis Duval, Melissa Lauren, Austin Kincaid, Lexie Marie, Stormy Daniels, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Michael Raven
Review brief: [ /image ] --> American Dreams Mike Lyons Reviews Director Michael Raven Cast Julia Ann, Stormy Daniels, Katsumi, Alexis Duval, Lexie Marie, Melissa Lauren, Dani Woodward, Katja Kassin, Austin Kincaid, Kris Slater, Kurt Lockwood, Randy Spears, Steve St. Croix, Trevor Zen. Genre Vignette Condoms All male / female pairings have condoms. Running Time of Main Feature 1 Hr. 19 Mins. Female Orgasms None THOSE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT Those who like a tiny bit of context with their sex.
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Release date: 4/27/2005
Reviewed on: 5/7/2005
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Roxanne Hall, Felecia, Brad Armstrong, Tommy Gunn, Cheyne Collins, Teanna Kai, Alexis Amore, Chris Evans, Lezley Zen, Trevor Zen, Michelle Lay, Gianna Michaels, Talon, Dani Woodward, Stormy Daniels
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: [ /image ] --> Secrets of the Velvet Ring Mike Lyons Reviews Director Brad Armstrong Cast Stormy Daniels, Alexis Amore, Roxanne Hall, Lezley Zen, Felicia, Teanna Kai, Gianna, Michelle Lay, Dani Woodward, Brad Armstrong, Steve St. Croix, Cheyne Collins, Trevor Zen, Talon, Chris Evans, Tommy Gun. Genre Feature / Vignette Condoms All male / female scenes have condoms. Running Time of Main Feature 1 Hr.
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Release date: 3/23/2005
Reviewed on: 5/5/2005
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Tony Tedeschi, Tommy Gunn, Trinity, Reno, Jassie, Carmen Luvana, Julie Night, Michelle B., Vincent Vega, Angela Stone, Bianca Pureheart, Samantha Ryan, Haley Paige
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: [ /image ] --> The Perfect Secretary Mike Lyons Reviews Director Nick Orleans Cast Carmen Luvana, Haley Paige, Julie Night, Angela Stone, Michelle B., Samantha Ryan, Trinity, Jassie, Tony Tedeschi, Sir Nik, Vincent Vega, Tommy Gun, Reno, Bianca Pureheart (NON SEX). Genre Feature Condoms Tommy Gun and Carmen Luvana - Scene 2. Vincent Vega and Carmen Luvana - Scene 4 Running Time of Main Feature 1 Hr.
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Release date: 3/5/2005
Reviewed on: 5/2/2005
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Boby, Katka, Katarina, Sandra Kay, Jake Malone, Sandra De Marco, Angel Dark, Tiana Lynn, J.J.
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Review brief: [ /image ] --> Big Wet Asses #6 Mike Lyons Reviews Director Thomas Zupko Cast Tiana Lynn, Angel Dark, Katka, Sandra De Marco, Sandra Kay, Jake Malone, JJ. Genre All Sex Condoms None Running Time of Main Feature 2 Hrs.
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Release date: 4/14/2005
Reviewed on: 4/28/2005
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Mark Davis, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chris Cannon, Brad Armstrong, Tommy Gunn, Cherokee, jessica drake, Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan, Nick Manning, Dominica Leoni, Brittney Skye, Barrett Blade, Jennifer Luv, Devon Michaels, Avena Lee, Lauren Phoenix, Kaylani Lei, Shy Love
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: [ /image ] --> Wicked Sex Party #7 Mike Lyons Reviews Director Brad Armstrong Cast Kaylani Lei, Jessica Drake, Lauren Phoenix, Britney Skye, Cherokee, Avena Lee, Shy Luv, Jennifer Luv, Devon Michaels, Nicole Sheridan, Dominica Leone, Evan Stone, Barrett Blade, Voodoo, Marc Davis, Tommy Gun, Brad Armstrong, Chris Cannon, Nick Manning. Genre Orgy, All Sex Condoms All male / female pairings have condoms. Running Time of Main Feature 1 Hr.
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Release date: 2/11/2005
Reviewed on: 4/14/2005
Studio: Shane's World
Starring: Mary Jane, Lexington Steele, Brittney Skye, Marie Luv, Trina Michaels, Alicia Alighatti, Jerry Kovak, Nicole Henderson
Review brief: [ /image ] --> Shane's World: College Invasion #6 Mike Lyons Reviews Director Uncredited Cast Mary Jane, Britney Skye, Marie Luv, Trina Michaels, Alicia Aligotti, Jerry, Lexington Steele. Genre "Reality Porn" Condoms None Running Time of Main Feature 2 Hrs.
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Release date: 3/25/2005
Reviewed on: 4/8/2005
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Roxanne Hall, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Eric Masterson, Voodoo, Exotica, Mark Wood, Nicole Sheridan, Barrett Blade, Destiny St. Claire, Stormy Daniels
Directed by: Michael Raven
Review brief: [ /image ] --> Neighbors Mike Lyons Reviews Director Michael Raven Cast Stormy Daniels, Destiny St. Claire, Exotica, Nicole Sheridan, Roxanne Hall, Barrett Blade, Evan Stone, Eric Masterson, Mark Wood, Voodoo. Genre Feature Condoms All scenes have condoms. Running Time of Main Feature 1 Hr. 12 Mins. Female Orgasms None THOSE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT Those looking for a sweet story with a little sex on the side.
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Release date: 2/4/2005
Reviewed on: 4/6/2005
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Dark Angel, Laura Lion, Daria Glower, Veronika Vanoza, Angel Dark, Veronica Da Souza, J.J.
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: [ /image ] --> Big Wet Tits #2 Mike Lyons Reviews Director Thomas Zupko Cast Daria Glover, Laura Lion, Angel Dark, Veronica Vanoza, Veronica Da Souza, J.J. Genre All Sex Condoms None Running Time of Main Feature 1 Hr. 54 Mins. Female Orgasms None THOSE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT Those who like breast-centric movies with some pretty high energy sex in a no-nonsense, somewhat drab, all-sex environment. THOSE WHO SHOULD STEER CLEAR Those looking for much in the way of good chemistry or sexual interaction. REVIEWER'S DISCLAIMER REGARDING ELEGANT ANGEL: Over the period of December 5th through December 8th, 2002, Mrs. MLyons (my wife), Speelie (another ADT reviewer) and I were the guests of Patrick Collins and Elegant Angel. We spent time visiting their facilities and giving them feedback from the consumer's point of view about their adult video content--especially as it related to their DVDs. This was a singular opportunity
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Release date: 2/4/2005
Reviewed on: 4/5/2005
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Brandon Iron, Kyle Stone, Dick Nasty, Brett Rockman, Sascha, Juan Cuba, Jake Malone, Sandra Romain, Nautica Thorn, Victoria Sin, Tiana Lynn, Katja Kassin
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: [ /image ] --> Semen Demons #2 Mike Lyons Reviews Director William H. Cast Katja Kassin, Nautica Thorn, Tiana Lynn, Sandra Romain, Victoria Sin, Brandon Iron, Brett Rockman, Jake Malone, Sascha, Juan Cuba, Kyle Stone, Dick Nasty. Genre All Sex Condoms None Running Time of Main Feature 1 Hr.
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Release date: 3/19/2005
Reviewed on: 4/1/2005
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Randy Spears, Noname Jane, Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan, Manuel Ferrara, Sascha, Kaylani Lei, Tyler Knight, Barbara Summer, Marie Luv
Directed by: Toni English
Review brief: [ /image ] --> Shameless Mike Lyons Reviews Director Toni English Cast Kaylani Lei, Barbara Summer, Marie Luv, Nicole Sheridan, Violet Blue, Sascha, Tyler Knight, Randy Spears, Evan Stone, Manuel Ferrara, Voodoo. Genre "Vignette" / All-Sex Condoms All scenes have condoms. Running Time of Main Feature 1 Hr.
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Release date: 1/12/2005
Reviewed on: 3/30/2005
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Boby, George Uhl, Stacy Silver, Laura Lion, Anastasia Christ, Nikki Sun, Simone Peach, J.J.
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Review brief: [ /image ] --> Big Wet Asses #5 Mike Lyons Reviews Director Thomas Zupko Cast Stacy Silver, Anastacia Christ, Laura Lion, Simone Peach, Nikki Sun, J.J., Bobby, George Uhl. Genre All Sex Condoms None Running Time of Main Feature 2 Hrs.
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Release date: 3/13/2005
Reviewed on: 3/19/2005
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Roxanne Hall, Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Brad Armstrong, Tommy Gunn, Cheyne Collins, jessica drake, Shay Sights, Voodoo, Joey Ray, Avena Lee, Nikki Benz, Rick Patrick
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: [ /image ] --> One Man's Obsession Mike Lyons Reviews Director Brad Armstrong Cast Jessica Drake, Shay Sights, Avena Lee, Nikki Benz, Roxanne Hall, Brad Armstrong, Cheyne Collins, Rick Patrick, Joey Ray, Tommy Gun, Randy Spears. Genre Feature Condoms All scenes have condoms. Female Orgasms None THOSE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT Those looking for a light-hearted story of a creepy, but ultimately harmless stalker with some beautifully shot, and non-threatening sex. Those looking to see Jessica Drake's first anal scene with a guy. THOSE WHO SHOULD STEER CLEAR Those looking for a lot of enthusiasm in their sex, or a lot of harder anal-centric action. Those who hate any kind of story with their porn, or those looking for endless wall-to-wall sex action. REVIEW: It's been a while since I reviewed a Wicked movie, but I have to say, I've been on a bit of a kick of variety lately, and have watched a few of their more recent releases. I
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Release date: 1/27/2005
Reviewed on: 3/11/2005
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: George Uhl, Anastasia Christ, Tiana Lynn, J.J., Bobi, Bosch, Helena Halle
Directed by: William H. Nutsack, Thomas Zupko
Review brief: [ /image ] --> Supersquirt Mike Lyons Reviews Director Thomas Zupko & William H. Cast Tiana Lynn, Anastacia Christ, George Uni, Tom, Bobi, Bosch, JJ. Genre Squirting, All Sex Condoms One condom is used in the final scene. Female Orgasms Lots of squirting, and possible orgasms. THOSE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT Fans of Tiana Lynn, squirting, and/or just some good old, high-energy fuckfests. THOSE WHO SHOULD STEER CLEAR Those who don't like squirting, don't like Tiana Lynn (shame on you!), or who are looking for a lot of anal or pre-choreographed, act-specific porn. REVIEWER'S DISCLAIMER REGARDING ELEGANT ANGEL: Over the period of December 5th through December 8th, 2002, Mrs. MLyons (my wife), Speelie (another ADT reviewer) and I were the guests of Patrick Collins and Elegant Angel. We spent time visiting their facilities and giving them feedback from the consumer's point of view about th
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Release date: 11/16/2004
Reviewed on: 3/8/2005
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, Mickey G., Wesley Pipes, Mika Tan, Desiree, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Thomas Zupko, Mark Ashley, Missy Monroe, Brad Baldwin, Angela Stone, Tone Capone, Tiana Lynn, Deja Daire, Megan Martinez, Lefty Larue, Joe Rock, Ron Bossman
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: [ /image ] --> Glazed and Confused #4 Mike Lyons Reviews Director William H. Cast Angela Stone, Deja Daire, Megan, Mika Tan, Persia, Tiana Lynn, Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, Wesley Pipes, and a few other nameless guys. Genre Blowjobs, Facials Condoms None Female Orgasms None THOSE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT Those who love facials--and I mean forehead-coated, dripping down the cheeks and lips, make-a-fuckin'-mess facials. None of that swallowing crap. THOSE WHO SHOULD STEER CLEAR Those who want to see a lot of actual sex, those who don't like gag and spit oriented energetic blowjobs, and those who are easily offended by name calling, or who don't have a politically incorrect sense of humor. REVIEWER'S DISCLAIMER REGARDING ELEGANT ANGEL: Over the period of December 5th through December 8th, 2002, Mrs. MLyons (my wife), Speelie (another ADT reviewer) and I were the guests of Patrick Collins and Elegant Angel. We spent time visiti
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Release date: 9/13/2004
Reviewed on: 3/5/2005
Studio: VCA
Starring: Nick East, Tom Byron, T.T. Boy, Misty Rain, Marilyn Martyn, Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Tony Tedeschi, Juli Ashton, Vince Vouyer, Chasey Lain, Tammi Ann, Barbara Doll, Marc Wallice, Amanda Adams, Jon Dough, Vixxen, Jewel Night, Sandi Beach, Nicole Lace, Leslie Forbes
Directed by: Gregory Dark
Review brief: [ /image ] --> New Wave Hookers #4 Mike Lyons Reviews Director Gregory Dark Cast Tami Annn, Chasey Lain, Nicole Lace, Barbara Doll, Juli Ashton, Misty Rain, Sandi Beach, Jewel, Vixxen, Amanda Adams, Yvonne, Marilyn Martin, Jon Dough, Tom Byron, T.T.
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Release date: 2/4/2005
Reviewed on: 2/28/2005
Studio: Harmony
Starring: Sasha, April, James, Kevin Long, Luisa de Marco, Ian Tate, Steve Hooper, Sandra De Marco, Pete LeMeat, Danielle Kelson, Tony De Sergio, Lucy Law, Taylor J. Morgan
Directed by: Tanya Hyde
Review brief: [ /image ] --> Hotel Hyde Mike Lyons Reviews Director Tanya Hyde Cast April, Danielle, Louise Kelson, Lucy Law, Luisa De Marco, Sandra De Marco, Sasha, Taylor J.
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Release date: 12/1/2004
Reviewed on: 2/25/2005
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Tommy Gunn, Austin, Mr. Pete, Ben English, Kurt Lockwood, Jean Val Jean, Veronica Lynn, Jordan Fleiss, Nicole Brazzle, Kelly Kline
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: [ /image ] --> Goin' Deep #2 Mike Lyons Reviews Director Axel Braun Cast Kelly Kline, Austin, Nicole Brazzle, Veronica Lynn, Jordan Oneil, Jean Val Jean, Tommy Gunn, Kurt Lockwood, Mr.
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Release date: 10/15/2004
Reviewed on: 2/25/2005
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Zenza Raggi, Chris Charming, Candy Cane, Ben English, Avena Lee, Tiana Lynn, Nikki Loren, Stacy Thorn, Marco Banderas
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: [ /image ] --> Goin' Deep #1 Mike Lyons Reviews Director Axel Braun Cast Stacy Thorn, Kandy Kane, Tiana Lynn, Nikki Loren, Avena Lee, Ben English, Zenza Raggi, Chris Charming, Marco Duato. Genre All Sex Condoms None Female Orgasms Tiana squirts a few times... THOSE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT Those who like uncompromisingly hard and fast pussy and mouth fucking. THOSE WHO SHOULD STEER CLEAR Those looking for anal sex, or any spark of actual chemistry. INTRODUCTION: I'm not sure I have much to say in terms of introduction for this movie. I met Axel Braun about two years ago, while he was working at Elegant Angel. He's a nice guy, and believes in what he does, but I never have really gotten into his particular brand of porn. If I remember correctly (and honestly, I may not), at the time, he professed more of an interest in his attempt at passion and less in porn's developing movement toward harder sex. He was more into feature p
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Release date: 10/5/2004
Reviewed on: 2/22/2005
Studio: Pure Play
Starring: Mark Anthony, Scott Styles, Toni Ribas, Sandra Shine, Lanny Barbie, Gisselle, Jana Cova, Ander Page, Suze Randall, Anais Alexander
Directed by: Suze Randall
Review brief: [ /image ] --> Ladies in LustMike Lyons Reviews DirectorHolly & Suze RandallCastAnais Alexander, Ander Page, Gisselle, Jana Cova, Lanny Barby, Sandra Shine, Scott Styles, Nacho Vidal, Marc Anthony, Toni Ribas, Pier Evergreen.GenreAll SexCondomsOne in Anais' sceneFemale OrgasmsNoneTHOSE WHO MIGHT LIKE ITAnyone looking for a bit of class with there hardcore, and those who love gorgeous women looking there best above all else.THOSE WHO SHOULD STEER CLEARAnyone looking for really rough stuff, or anyone who places a premium on performer chemistry and personality.REVIEW:Suze Randall has been around for a many many years. Many porn fans (or at least dedicated fans of the porn stars) will know Suze as one of the best (and only) true glam photographers in the biz. For about two decades, Suze Randall has been photographing porn stars as if they were models, and through her website she has made quite a reputation for herself in this arena. It is somewhat less known, however, that Randall has also shot a few full-on skin flicks back in the mid-eighties, and included
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Release date: 10/19/2004
Reviewed on: 2/18/2005
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Peter North, Taylor St. Clair, April, Silvia Saint, Charmane Star, Jewel De'Nyle, Tera Patrick, Daniella Rush, jessica drake, Bonita Saint, Gauge, Nikita Denise, Stevie, Briana Banks, Aria Giovanni, Monica Sweetheart, Aria
Review brief: [ /image ] --> Nuttin' Hunnies Mike Lyons Reviews Director Various Cast Lots of girls. Genre Cumshot Compilation Condoms None Female Orgasms None THOSE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT Those who enjoy Peter North's special propensity for plastering a pretty girl's face with cum. THOSE WHO SHOULD STEER CLEAR Those looking for, you know, sex... REVIEW: My regular readers (if I have any) must be wondering what has possessed me to pick up a cumshot compilation video of all things. All I can say is, hey, I was in the mood... Aside from commenting on the specifics of how the cumshots are presented and perhaps mentioning a few highlights, I'm not sure there's a whole lot to say about this disc.
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Release date: 12/15/2004
Reviewed on: 2/18/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Philippe Dean, Richard Langin, Pamela, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Franco Roccaforte, Kid Jamaica, Jessica Fiorentino, Jane Darling, Greg Centauro, Ana Nova, Judy White, Angel Dark, Simone Peach
Directed by: Christoph Clark
Review brief: [ /image ] --> Euro Domination #2 Mike Lyons Reviews Director Christoph Clark Cast Judy White, Jessica Fiorentino, Angel Dark, Pamela, Simonne Peach, Anna Nova, Jane Darling, Philippe Dean, Richard Lengin, Greg Centauro, Franco Roccaforte, Jean-Yves LeCastel, Kid Jamaica. Genre All Sex, Fetish Condoms None Female Orgasms None THOSE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT Those who love pretty Euro girls, and a lot of anal-centric sex, with a little vinyl fetish thrown in for good measure. THOSE WHO SHOULD STEER CLEAR Those who dislike alot of anal, and particularly those who avoid anal gaping. REVIEW: Christoph Clark's work has always been a bit hit or miss with me. He's got a fantastic eye for tease--I mean real tease, in the Buttman sense.
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