Nuttin' Hunnies Review

Director

Various

Cast

Lots of girls.

Genre

Cumshot Compilation

Condoms

None

Female Orgasms

None

THOSE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT

Those who enjoy Peter North's special propensity for plastering a pretty girl's face with cum.

THOSE WHO SHOULD STEER CLEAR

Those looking for, you know, sex...

REVIEW:
My regular readers (if I have any) must be wondering what has possessed me to pick up a cumshot compilation video of all things. All I can say is, hey, I was in the mood...

Aside from commenting on the specifics of how the cumshots are presented and perhaps mentioning a few highlights, I'm not sure there's a whole lot to say about this disc. The disc is about 95% facials, with many of the rest being shots of the full body variety by cum-artists like Peter North. North himself, in fact, is in a good majority of the scenes presented here, which will make those volume-obsessed FacIan types jump for joy. There is a tiny bit of action before each orgasm (anal, vaginal and oral--depending on the scene) but for the most part it's just one cumshot after another. Almost all of the scenes are taken from the Peter North line of movies pre-2002 (North Pole, etc.) while New Sensations was still his distributor, and before Northstar Associates came into being.

One thing I particularly like is that the beginning of each scene is titled with both the girl featured, and the movie rrom which the scene is taken. I can't say just how many scenes there were, except to say that it was a bunch, and the discs running time is about 110 minutes. Jewel Denyle is featured prominantly in the collection, and there are some fantabulous Northian cumshots to her pretty face that are indeed worthy of a hallowed place in pornographic legend. One particular favorite of mine is a shot when Peter has a full on 20-quart orgasm over Jewel's face without his dick even being touched. It really is quite beautiful in that cum-drippingly nasty kind of way--and Jewel looks just fantastic--making it easy to see why Peter hooked up with her both on and off the set back in those days.

Other prominant raincoater-friendly stars featured here include Tera Patrick, April Flowers, Sylvia Saint, Sophie Evans, Mirage (before she was Brianna Banks), Daniella Rush, Jeannie Rivers, Nikita Denise, Gauge, Aurora Snow, Kristina Black, Judy Star, Monica Sweetheart, Molly Rome, Violet Blue (don't get your hopes up, though, her's is not a facial), and many many more.

TO SUM UP:
As cumshot compilations go, this is a particularly good one. I mean, you can't go wrong with the high picture quality of the North Pole series under the New Sensations banner, an a-list of performers, some of whom were among the most prominant females performing in porn (and in some cases, still are), and the inclusion of Peter North in a vast majority of the scenes. If gooey, high volume facials on the faces of some pretty good-lookin' ladies is what you're after, you'll definitely get what you pay for with this one.

In any case, mood is a fickle thing. This one was pretty much just what the doctor ordered. Now having seen it, though, I can't say that I anticipate being in the mood for anything of its ilk for a good long while--but you never say never.

EXTRAS:
There are a number of interesting extras here. One of them is a full scene featuring Lucy Lee from the movie China Syndrome. Beware, though, it also features Mr. Pete, and has a bit of a rough edge to it, including a fair amount of ass-smacking, agressive deep throating and double penetration. Also included are a few "deleted cumshots" that didn't make it into the final cut of the movie, as well as a "Peter North Only" reel where you can watch only the cumshots that Peter participated in. There's also a vaguely humorous (but mostly just stomach churning) reel of all the "Oh!" shots, or all the cutaways to the guy's faces as they are supposedly cumming. I turned it off immediately after I got the joke to save myself from a permanent case of flacidity. Finally, there are a couple trailers included as well, and at their conclusion there's a nice easter-eggy surprise, so be sure to watch them.