Big Wet Asses 6 Review

Director

Thomas Zupko

Cast

Tiana Lynn, Angel Dark, Katka, Sandra De Marco, Sandra Kay, Jake Malone, JJ.

Genre

All Sex

Condoms

None

Running Time of Main Feature

2 Hrs. 12 Min.

Female Orgasms

None

THOSE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT

Those who like Zupko's Big Wet formula, or those who love Tiana Lynn and are itching to see a rare anal scene from her.

THOSE WHO SHOULD STEER CLEAR

Those who like context with their sex, those who are tired of Zupko's Big Wet approach, or those who like the softer side of hard core.

REVIEWER'S DISCLAIMER REGARDING ELEGANT ANGEL:
Over the period of December 5th through December 8th, 2002, Mrs. MLyons (my wife), Speelie (another ADT reviewer) and I were the guests of Patrick Collins and Elegant Angel.  We spent time visiting their facilities and giving them feedback from the consumer's point of view about their adult video content--especially as it related to their DVDs.  This was a singular opportunity for me and in the process I was fortunate enough to meet several of Elegant Angel's directors, administrative personnel, and even some of the talent that they employ.  Conversely, they were able to get feedback from three fairly representative porn fans in order to improve their product.  This disclaimer is offered to the reader as a warning about any possible bias either for or against Elegant Angel that I might exhibit in my reviews subsequent to this visit.  I will, of course, make every effort to remain as true to my gut feelings as possible, but in the interest of full disclosure, I feel that this disclaimer is necessary.

REVIEW:
Well, I'm here to tell ya right up front, I recently watched Big Wet Asses #5, and it was ... ok.  I recently watched Big Wet Tits #2, and it was ... eh.  I really don't expect much more here than the same regimented, unimaginative setups and environments that Zupko has offered in his previous Big Wet releases.  I got this movie for one reason, and one reason only--and I expect I'm not going to be alone in that respect.  I got it because it offers us a heretofore rare opportunity: A Big Wet Tiana Lynn taking it up the ass.  The truth is, I like anal sex.  Unlike others, I don't consider it a perfunctory requirement for good porn by any stretch, but I can get caught up in the hype of a rare anal moment just like anyone else can.  And we're talking about Tiana fucking Lynn here, and in my eyes, she can't really do any wrong.  I know--I can just see you people rolling your eyes now.  

"Big Wet deal!" you're saying.  

And to that I extend my middle finger to all you non-Tiana-Perves (tm) and say unto you, "Begone, heathens!"

There are also a couple of other ladies here that grab my interest, though--Angel Dark and Sandra de Marco specifically--but honestly, given what I've seen of Zupko's work, I'm not holding out too much hope for anything special.  We shall see...

Sandra De Marco & One Guy.

Sandra is a an attractive blonde in a pink fishnet top and a skirt that doesn't stay on very long.  Unfortunately this is the same room we've seen in the last 37 Big Wet Asses scenes, and it's covered in utilitarian plastic, no doubt to prevent the mess caused by all the oil.  Boring boring boring.  The action is fine, and Sandra is enjoyable to watch.  Lots of anal, lots of A2M, lots of positions--same old shit.  A good scene, with good sex, and a decent facial to close it out, but I've seen this brown wall, and this same couch, and the same tired progression all about 40,000 times too many.

Sandra De Marco Video Captures
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Katka & One Guy.

Katka is a pretty brunette with a great body, and a nice face and smile.  Other than that, this is the same scene, same location.  I'm a bit of a broken record here, but what can I tell you--so is the movie.  If you like Zupko's formula, he delivers it with unwavering precision every time.  I don't know what else to say.

Katka Video Captures
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Sandra Kay & One Guy.

Sandra is a fairly decent looking brunette, although her face is not particularly to my liking.  This is pretty much the same old Big Wet action, in the same old Big Wet room.  This scene does have a particularly nice Big Wet rim job / ball licking / blowjob sequence though, and I would recommend it.  Beyond that, there's lots of anal and A2M in lots of positions, and it's all well performed without being annoyingly over the top.  A somewhat botched facial concludes the scene.  It's a decent effort, but as I expected, fairly "Big Wet" and uninspired.

Sandra Kay Video Captures
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Angel Dark & One Guy.

Ok, now we come to my self-confessed Achilles heel.  Here is where the Zukopian formula, regimented though it may be, magically works like a charm when combined with the right girl.  Angel Dark, for me, is most assuredly the right girl.  She's not only breathtakingly gorgeous, but she has that Taylor Rain-asque, acquiescent fuckability about her that defies description.  She's certainly no Tiana Lynn in the scream-squirtin', dirty-talkin' performance department, but the truth is she doesn't need to be.  Angel has a magic all her own, and most of it, I have to say, comes from her flawless beauty combined with her willingness to be as nasty as the best of them.  This scene has a few welcome oddities about it, including a brief section where the guy stuffs one of his yellow rubber gloves up Angel's shiny pussy while he pumps her ass with his cock.  Angel seems to demonstrate a bit of discomfort now and then throughout the scene, but I have to admit that I totally enjoyed watching her anyway.  She didn't seem in agony by any stretch, and I enjoyed the fantasy of seeing her struggle to accommodate her man's member.  Call me a bastard.  The facial at the end is a bit disappointing, but overall, mostly because of my affinity for Angel, I quite enjoyed this scene.  It just goes to show you that the formula works when the right girl comes along.  

And speaking of the right girl...

Angel Dark Video Captures
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Tiana Lynn & Jake Malone.

Tiana looks great, as always.  She is particularly wet and stays that way throughout the scene with some random rejuvinatory pourings of oil on her enigmatically accessible body.  Anyway, she teases everyone, this time with a backdrop of chroma-key green.  At least it's different, but I can honestly say that I'd almost rather have the scumbled red wall back.  Anyway, she proclaims that she wants to cum first, and proceeds to do just that--squirting into Jake's face in the process.  She does this a few times throughout the scene, and it's a fetish that I really enjoy, even if some people don't care for it.  I think the scene moves along swimmingly, and I'm happily into it--pussy fucking, and dirty talking, and all--and we haven't even gotten to the main event yet.  Tiana's combination of girl-next door looks, and bright, go-get-'em attitude really works for me, and she exhibits all of that plenty well here.  Finally, Tiana take's Jake up the ass, and it's a beautiful sight I must say.  For me the wait was worth it, and they spend a fair amount of time exploring Tiana's back door.  Missionary, doggy, reverse cowgirl, and even cowgirl and spoon are all on tap for Tiana's anal return.  Eventually, Jake cums on her pretty (wet) face, and Tiana unleashes another splash of warm (wet) girl-juice on Jake's visage.  In all, an extremely soaked, and quite satisfying little scene--pretty much exactly what I came here for.

Tiana Lynn Video Captures
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EXTRAS:
Bonus Scene : 29 Mins.  This is an acceptably hot Katja Kassin scene from the very first Big Wet Asses movie.  Aside from some more time spent on the initial tease action, and some kooky Zupko-esque wackiness thanks to some rapid fire editing and crazy dancing by the male performer, this is pretty much the same formula that Zupko has stuck with throughout the series.  Katja is damend yummy, here, I will say that--and she has a way of delivering great scenes no matter who she's fucking, or who happens to be directing her.  This is good, hard, nasty sex with plenty of deep-throat, anal and A2M to go around.  It's a worthy addition as an extra on the disc.
Behind the Scenes:  26 Mins.  This is ok, but mostly it's just extended tease footage from all the girls' scenes.  It doesn't really give you much of a glimpse of the girls' personalities--save Tiana's perhaps, but honestly, my favorite part was the quick camera pans to Tiana in her sweatpants laying on the couch during the other girls' scenes.  Alas, they seem more interested in big asses gyrating mindlessly in front of the camera--which I honestly got enough of during the movie itself.  Oh well.
Trailers : Big Wet Asses, Big Wet Asses #2, Big Wet Asses #3, Big Wet Asses #4, Big Wet Asses #5, Big Wet Tits.
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OVERALL:
Welp, as Zupko usually does, this movie delivers on its promise.  Moreover, it delivered on my expectations for a beautiful and exciting Tiana Lynn anal performance.  Add to that a fairly nice scene with Angel Dark, and I found this to be a pretty successful porn movie.  Others might prefer the other scenes, but truly, since most of the scenes are so similar, it all comes down to which girls you like the most.  They're all nicely presented and thoroughly fucked, so Zupko leaves it to you to choose that special ingredient--the girl that's going to flavor the otherwise identical recipe.  For now--and seemingly forever more--aside from that critical variable, whether your looking at volume 1 or volume 967, they're all going to be pretty much the same Big Wet movie.

Ahhhhh... porn.

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