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Yeah, I Swallow

Release date: 3/11/2005
Reviewed on: 3/11/2005

Studio: Marie Madison Media

Starring: Marie Madison
Directed by: Marie Madison

Review brief: NOTE: This is an amateur video. Amateur and homemade movies dont have the budget nor the resources of studio porn, and therefore rarely get close to the same quality technically. Im rating this DVD on the same scale, but most homemade or amateur features would rarely make it above a 3 on the standard scale I use for studio porn for their technical aspects. The performers also arent normally the glamour stars one expects from studio porn, and instead use people who look like somebody you might encounter in your day to day life. Finally, the camera work has a different feel, as its often shot from a tripod or with somebody who doesnt have the technical training or experience of professional cameramen. That said, amateur and homemade features have a great charm to them, simple because the people in them are doing what theyre doing to have fun and because they enjoy it.
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Interactive Sin With Monique Alexander

Release date: 10/27/2004
Reviewed on: 3/11/2005

Studio: Vertigo Videos

Starring: Steven St. Croix, Monique Alexander
Directed by: Nic Andrews

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: approx. 70 min. total footage Production Date: 7 / 30 / 2004 Director: Nic Andrews Cast: Monique Alexander and you, played by Steven St. Croix The Short Story Initial Expectations: Nic Andrews is a big reason why Digital Sins My Plaything series was as well done as it was. Im really looking forward to seeing what he can do for Original Sin! Initial Reaction: Its not as diverse as some other interactive sex releases, but Monique makes it work as far as the technology allows. Who Should Watch It : Fans of interactive sex and natural women Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting virtual anal or real cream pies The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and nicely balanced, but there are a couple background noises where you can hear Monique being given directions. The video leaves me torn. Its very nicely lit, but a bit soft.
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Playing With Nikki Hunter

Release date: 2/16/2005
Reviewed on: 3/9/2005

Studio: Anarchy

Starring: John West, Nicki Hunter

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 59 min. Production Date: 11 / 17 / 2004 (cover) 1 / 17 / 2005 (DVD) Director: Jimmie D. (uncredited) Cast: Nikki Hunter and you, played by John Strong The Short Story Initial Expectations: This virtual sex series has been about as technically advanced as communicating across oceans using smoke signals. Im not expecting much. Initial Reaction: Nikki does okay, but untrained circus monkeys might be able to put together a better virtual sex DVD Who Should Watch It : Extreme Nikki Hunter fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who can The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave plenty to be desired. The audio is at a very low level and has a few balance problems. There are background noises, and rather than stopping at hearing the phone ring, you also get to hear some of the conversation and what appears to be whoever answered the phone giving somebody else a message. If thats not enough, the audio also sounds extremely hollow.
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Playing With Venus
(zero stars)

Release date: 1/18/2005
Reviewed on: 3/8/2005

Studio: Anarchy

Starring: John West, Venus

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 61 min. Production Date: 12 / 10 / 2004 Director: Jimmy D. (uncredited) Cast: Venus and John West The Short Story Initial Expectations: This has been one of the poorest and most unethically advertised virtual sex series out there. Although Venus normally does a great job, Im expect Anarchys ineptitude and dishonesty to really hold this one back. Initial Reaction: Its quite possibly Anarchys worst Playing With yet. Who Should Watch It : Extreme Venus fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who can The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is a bit flat and had a couple very minor and quiet background noises. The video is okay. Theres barely any grain and its lit pretty good. Music: Theres music during the strip tease. Its the only audio, which is too bad because its extremely repetitive and annoying. It does anything but help the strip tease be sexy and enjoyable.
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Playing With Audrey Hollander

Release date: 11/15/2004
Reviewed on: 3/7/2005

Studio: Anarchy

Starring: Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 52 min. Production Date: 10 / 11 / 2004 Director: None credited, but I think its Chico Redfield Cast: Audrey Hollander and you (played by Otto Bauer) The Short Story Initial Expectations: After watching many of Anarchys virtual releases, Im expecting some decent sex here brought down by fairly incompetent technical knowledge and most of the cover claims being false. Initial Reaction: As usual with Anarchys interactive releases, the sex is hot but the virtual aspect holds the entire thing back Who Should Watch It : Fans of Audrey Hollander Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to see Audrey Hollander in a decently done interactive release The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are surprisingly good. The audio is clear and nicely balanced. Theres a couple minor background noises and you get to hear Audrey get a couple instructions, but thats about it for audio problems. The video is much the same.
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Playing With Cailey Taylor

Release date: 9/28/2004
Reviewed on: 3/6/2005

Studio: Anarchy

Starring: Dic Tracy, Cailey Taylor

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 62 min. Production Date: 9 / 9 / 2004 Director: Jimme D. (hes never credited, but you see him in the behind the scenes) Cast: Cailey Taylor and you The Short Story Initial Expectations: Anarchy has a long running record as being whats referred to in technical terms as A lying sack of shit. That record leaves me with low expectations despite some of their interactive releases having some decent sex and Cailey often doing a nice job. Initial Reaction: Its yet another below average interactive Anarchy DVD. Who Should Watch It : Big time Cailey Taylor fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants whats advertised on the cover or a well done virtual sex DVD The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are fairly average. The audio is on the low side of things so you have to turn it up fairly high to hear Cailey well.
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Playing With Nautica Thorn

Release date: 9/9/2004
Reviewed on: 3/5/2005

Studio: Anarchy

Starring: Brett Rockman, Nautica Thorn

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 52 min. Production Date: 8 / 10 / 2004 Director: None credited Cast: Nautica Thorn and you, played by Brett Rockman The Short Story Initial Expectations: Anarchys virtual sex simulators have had some decent sex thats been ruined by poor technical abilities and tarnished further by an unrelenting streak of false advertising. Im expecting Nautica to put on a good show here and Anarchy to see what they can do to fuck it up just like they have on every other virtual sex DVD theyve released. Initial Reaction: Even without Anarchys lies its a yawn. Who Should Watch It : Extreme Nautica Thorn fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a well done virtual sex DVD or what the cover advertises The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects vary throughout the movie. The audio is normally pretty good, but some of it has a very noticeable hissing in the background. The video is nicely done. It has a hint of grain, but is normally well lit.
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Playing With Lucy Lee

Release date: 7/24/2004
Reviewed on: 3/4/2005

Studio: Anarchy

Starring: John West, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian)

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 38 min. Production Date: 6 / 23 / 2004 Director: Jimmy D. Cast: Lucy Lee and you (played by some uncredited guy) The Short Story Initial Expectations: Anarchy has had such a long running stream of lies on their interactive DVDs that I go into every one of their DVDs extremely skeptical. Initial Reaction: I didnt expect a lot here, and Anarchy didnt even meet those expectations. Who Should Watch It : Extreme Lucy Lee fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a well done virtual sex simulator The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. You can hear Lucy very well in the audio, but you can also hear a lot of background noises and what Id think was wind if it wasnt shot inside. You even get to hear her get a direction or two from behind the camera. The video is pretty well done. Its nicely lit and barely shows any grain. This is a nice looking release.
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Blind Sex Dates 3

Release date: 1/20/2005
Reviewed on: 3/3/2005

Studio: Smash Pictures

Starring: Tracy, Gia, Polo, Jesus, Keri Sable, Tylor, Franko del Toro, Norma
Directed by: Bishop

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 146 min. Production Date: 11 / 10 / 2003, 11 / 03 / 2004, 12 / 15 / 2004, 12 / 22 / 2004 Director: Bishop Cast: Keri Sable, Franko del Toro, Tracy, Jesus, Norma, Tylor, Gia, and Polo in sexual roles and Giana Taylor and Bishop in non-sex hosting roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive been extremely impressed with this series so far. Im going into this one with extremely high expectations! Initial Reaction: Its a little weaker than the previous installments, but still a very nice change from the typical porno. Who Should Watch It : Couples and anybody wanting porn with chemistry, passion, and fun! Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting nasty porn or true newbies The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are a little weaker here than in previous episodes of Blind Sex Dates. The audio is clear and nicely balanced, but a few background noises appear to creep in now and then.
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Porking With Pride

Release date: 7/30/2004
Reviewed on: 3/2/2005

Studio: Smash Pictures

Starring: Alex Sanders, Mr. Marcus, Kim Chambers, Simone, Jay Ashley, Katrina, John West, Wesley Pipes, Venus, Noname Jane, Celine, Foxy, Domineko, Herschel Savage, Veronica Carso, Angel Long, Mark Sloan, Elizabeth Del Mar, Jasmine Lynn, Justin Slayer, Hamilton Steele, Ramona Luv, Kaylani Lei, Frazier Luvitt

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 143 min. Production Date: 6 / 2 / 2002 thru 4 / 2 / 2003 Director: Various, but includes Frank Thring, Jimmie D., and Skeeter Kerkove Cast: Kaylani Lei, Jasmine Lynn, Veronica Carso (aka Sophie Angel), Foxy, Angel Long, Venus, Ramona Luv, Kim Chambers, Katrina, Celine, Violet Blue, Samantha, Sandra, Simone, Elizabeth Del Mar, Justin Slayer, Alex Sanders, Jay Ashley, Mark Sloan, Frazier Fox, Wesley Pipes, Domineko, Herschel Savage, Mr. Marcus, John West, Kente Clark, and Hamilton Steele The Short Story Initial Expectations: Smash has been doing a great job in the last year or so, but somehow this one slipped past me. Im looking forward to checking it out! Initial Reaction: Theres a few hot sex scenes, but most of it left me disappointed.
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Boxcover for Pop My Ass
Pop My Ass

Release date: 1/20/2005
Reviewed on: 3/1/2005

Studio: Smash Pictures

Starring: Alex Rox, Katrina Kraven, Destiny St. Claire, Smokie Flame, Jasmine Byrne, Riley Brooks, Karlie Montana, Mac Turner, The Drifter, Robert Whaad
Directed by: Yani Z

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 119 min. Production Date: 11 / 29 / 2004, 12 / 9 - 12 / 2004, 12 / 16 / 2004 Director: Yani Z Cast: Karlie Montana, Jasmine Byrne, Riley Brooks, Smokie Flame, Katrina Kraven, Destiny St. Claire, The Drifter, Alex Rox, Mac Turner, and Robert Whaad The Short Story Initial Expectations: Smash has been on quite a roll lately. Im looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Its another nice job from Yani Z! Who Should Watch It : Fans of young girls taking it up the ass Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting rough or extreme anal or for every girl in the movie to get their ass popped The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and well balanced, but theres a few areas that appear like they might be dubbed. The video is very nicely done. Its clear and nicely lit, and doesnt show any annoying camera shake or autofocus blurs. It even brings in a little black and white footage to give things a slightly artistic and different feel.
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Crack Her Jack 1

Release date: 8/31/2003
Reviewed on: 2/28/2005

Studio: Evil Angel

Starring: Zenza Raggi, Angelica, Leslie Taylor, Nick Lang, Michelle Wild, Mick Blue, Roly Reeves, Sandy Style, Greg Centauro, Evelin, Jennifer Dark, Lucy Love, Angela Winter, Lucy Lee [III] (Czech)
Directed by: John Leslie

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 132 min. Production Date: 8 / 20 / 2003 Director: John Leslie Cast: Michelle Wild, Angelika, Evelin, Jennifer Dark, Lucie Lee, Lucy Love, Sandy Saint, Clark, Greg Centauro, Leslie Taylor, Mick Blue, Nick Lang, Roly Reeves, and Zensa Raggi The Short Story Initial Expectations: Its very rare for John Leslie to disappointed me. With what Ive heard of this one, Im not expecting it to happen here. Initial Reaction: Theres nothing cracked about this vision! Who Should Watch It : Couples and anybody wanting group sex with an artistic eye Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants straightforward, crystal clear video or no group or anal action The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are just as good, and just as artistic, as one normally expects from John Leslie. The audio is very nicely done. Its clear and well balanced, and the only thing that interferes with it being perfect is a few of the locations causing some slight echoes. The video is also extremely well done.
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Sarah and Jay 1

Release date: 3/7/2005
Reviewed on: 2/28/2005

Studio: Shot At Home

Starring: Sarah, Jay

Review brief: NOTE: This is an amateur video. Amateur and homemade movies dont have the budget nor the resources of studio porn, and therefore rarely get close to the same quality technically. Im rating this DVD on the same scale, but most homemade or amateur features would rarely make it above a 3 on the standard scale I use for studio porn for their technical aspects. The performers also arent normally the glamour stars one expects from studio porn, and instead use people who look like somebody you might encounter in your day to day life. Finally, the camera work has a different feel, as its often shot from a tripod or with somebody who doesnt have the technical training or experience of professional cameramen. That said, amateur and homemade features have a great charm to them, simple because the people in them are doing what theyre doing to have fun and because they enjoy it.
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Boxcover for Seymore Butts' The British Are Coming
Seymore Butts' The British Are Coming

Release date: 7/10/2004
Reviewed on: 2/27/2005

Studio: Seymore Butts

Starring: Rebecca, Flower, James, Seymore Butts, Herschel Savage, Mari Possa, Reina Leone, Flower Tucci
Directed by: Seymore Butts

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 91 min. (Cover states 2 Hours) Production Date: 5 / 24 / 2004 Director: Seymore Butts Cast: Flower, Mari Possa, Reina Leone, Rebecca, Herschel Savage, Lee, and of course, Seymore Butts The Short Story Initial Expectations: Flower, Mari, and Reina in one movie??? *BOINGGGGGGGG* Initial Reaction: For being 1000 Anal, there sure is a lot of vaginal action. It also feels like Seymores coasting. Who Should Watch It : Fans of Mari Possa Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting an entirely anal movie or balanced camera work and passion The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and any background noises that do exist seem to belong there. The video is nicely done. Its nicely lit and clear. The only problem I had was there seemed to be more camera motion, or maybe faster camera motion, than normal. This made The British are Coming! a little difficult for me to watch at times.
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Boxcover for Mychelle's Big Black Snack
Mychelle's Big Black Snack

Release date: 9/8/2004
Reviewed on: 2/26/2005

Studio: HomeSexTapes



Review brief: NOTE: This is an amateur video. Amateur and homemade movies dont have the budget nor the resources of studio porn, and therefore rarely get close to the same quality technically. Im rating this DVD on the same scale, but most homemade or amateur features would rarely make it above a 3 on the standard scale I use for studio porn for their technical aspects. The performers also arent normally the glamour stars one expects from studio porn, and instead use people who look like somebody you might encounter in your day to day life. Finally, the camera work has a different feel, as its often shot from a tripod or with somebody who doesnt have the technical training or experience of professional cameramen. That said, amateur and homemade features have a great charm to them, simple because the people in them are doing what theyre doing to have fun and because they enjoy it.
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Getaway, The (Metro)

Release date: 9/15/2004
Reviewed on: 2/26/2005

Studio: Metro



Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 89 min. Production Date: 8 / 16 - 17 / 2003 Director: Red Ezra Cast: Kelly Erikson, Chrissy Moran, Laurie Wallace, Nikki Lauren, Olivia del Rio, Bridgette Kerkove, Lonnie, Rhiannon Bray, Jake Ryan, Julian, Steven St. Croix, and George Kaplan in a non-sex role The Short Story Initial Expectations: Both Kelly Erikson and Red Ezra normally impress the heck out of me. Im looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Its pretty good, but does have a few weak spots. Who Should Watch It : Kelly Erikson fans and anybody who doesnt want much plot Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt want a lot of lesbian sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, but there are a few background noises. The video is also nicely done. Its very well lit, and has a soft feeling to it that works well for the movie. Theres a few slow motion effects, but they rarely bring the movie down.
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Boxcover for Island Fever 3 (Digital Playground)
Island Fever 3 (Digital Playground)

Release date: 4/11/2008
Reviewed on: 2/25/2005

Studio: Digital Playground

Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Devon, Tera Patrick, Eric Masterson, Barrett Blade, Jesse Jane
Directed by: Joone

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 87 min. Production Date: 10 / 02 / 2003 & 5 / 03 / 2004 Director: Joone Cast: Devon, Jesse Jane, Tera Patrick, Barrett Blade, Eric Masterson, and Evan Stone The Short Story Initial Expectations: I havent seen anything from this series but Ive heard good things about it. Im looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: Its fairly soft, but also beautiful. Who Should Watch It : Fans of soft, beautiful, and artistically captured sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a variety of types of sex scenes, a bit of nastier sex, or to hear the performers. The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is basically non-existent. No, there is sound, but you never get to hear the performers because the only audio in the movie is music. The video is great. Its nicely presented in anamorphic widescreen, and has a slightly soft touch that looks perfect for it. The video is extremely well lit, and all looks fantastic. Music: The audio is completely taken up by the music.
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Eye Of the Beholder (Wicked)

Release date: 9/8/2004
Reviewed on: 2/24/2005

Studio: Wicked

Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Mike Horner, Brad Armstrong, Jonathan Morgan, Charmane Star, Tommy Gunn, jessica drake, Ava Vincent, Monica Sweetheart, Lezley Zen, Taylor Rain, Trevor Zen, Talon, Lauren Phoenix, Kaylani Lei
Directed by: Brad Armstrong

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 149 min. Production Date: 3 / 31 / 2004 Director: Brad Armstrong Cast: Kaylani Lei, Ava Vincent, Charmane, Jessica Drake, Lauren Phoenix, Lezley Zen, Monica Sweetheart, Taylor Rain, Thomas Gunn, Evan Stone, Talon, Trevor Zen, and Brad Armstrong in sexual roles and Shelby Stevens, Mike Horner, and Jonathan Morgan in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive heard great things about this one. Im going in with very high expectations. Initial Reaction: Its every bit as good as I could have hoped. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants plot with their sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for cute and cuddly couples porn The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are extremely well done. The audio is fantastic. Its clear and well balanced, and I dont think I heard a single background noise. Youre also given the option to listen to the music only or the dialogue only. The video is slightly weaker.
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Boxcover for Bella Loves Jenna
Bella Loves Jenna

Release date: 11/15/2003
Reviewed on: 2/23/2005

Studio: Club Jenna

Starring: T.T. Boy, Randy Spears, Jenna Jameson, Nacho Vidal, Veronica Hart, Belladonna, Mya, Monica Sweetheart, Anthony Hardwood, Justin Sterling, Burke Morgan, Natalia Wood, Dirty Harry, Mya Mason
Directed by: Justin Sterling

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 114 min. Production Date: 4 / 1 / 2003 Director: Justin Sterling and Jenna Jameson Cast: Jenna Jameson, BellaDonna, Monica Sweetheart, Mya Mason, Natalie Woods (aka Julie Taylor), Anthony Hardwood, Dirty Harry, Justin Sterling, Nacho Vidal, and T. T. Boy in sexual roles, and Frank Buckwyd, Burke Morgan, Lee Garland, Jason Crown, Jim Enright, Chris Powels, Randy Spears, and Veronica Hart in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive heard some very good things about this one. Im going in with pretty high expectations. Initial Reaction: Its far different from what I expected, and every bit as good as I hoped. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting dark and nasty porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for something soft or straightforward The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: Everything about the technical aspects is artistic. The audio is clear, but the balance sometimes changes to help the dark mood of the movie. The video is also very dark and artistic.
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I Finally Got It

Release date: 4/1/2004
Reviewed on: 2/22/2005

Studio: Pixies Emporium



Review brief: NOTE: This is an amateur video. Amateur and homemade movies dont have the budget nor the resources of studio porn, and therefore rarely get close to the same quality technically. Im rating this DVD on the same scale, but most homemade or amateur features would rarely make it above a 3 on the standard scale I use for studio porn for their technical aspects. The performers also arent normally the glamour stars one expects from studio porn, and instead use people who look like somebody you might encounter in your day to day life. Finally, the camera work has a different feel, as its often shot from a tripod or with somebody who doesnt have the technical training or experience of professional cameramen. That said, amateur and homemade features have a great charm to them, simple because the people in them are doing what theyre doing to have fun and because they enjoy it.
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Jenna Jameson Is The Masseuse

Release date: 6/18/2004
Reviewed on: 2/21/2005

Studio: Vivid

Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Jenna Jameson, Frank Gun, Maya Divine, Mandy Bright, Savanna Samson, Rachel Rotten, Justin Sterling, Rob Rotten
Directed by: Paul Thomas

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 92 min. Production Date: 2 / 20 / 2004 Director: Paul Thomas Cast: Jenna Jameson, Savannah Samson, Wendy Divine, Evan Stone, and Justin Sterling in sexual roles and Tina Tyler, Mandy Bright, Rachel Rotten, and Sunrise Adams in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: I dont have many fond memories of the Masseuse series, but I cant help but be curious with this female cast. Initial Reaction: Its well done, but has some definite faults. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants a lot of plot and kinkiness Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay. Its nicely balanced, but there are a few places where it doesnt synch. Part of me thought it might be Thomas trying to be a little more artistic because its done almost as a voiceover, but even if he was it just didnt work. The movie was shot on film, so there is a fair amount of grain. Yes, as happens so often with Vivids films the grain does take over the video.
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1 Night In Paris

Release date: 4/26/2004
Reviewed on: 2/20/2005

Studio: Red Light District

Starring: Paris Hilton, Rick Saloman
Directed by: Rick Saloman

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 63 min. Production Date: 4 / 28 / 2004 Director: Rick Saloman Cast: Paris Hilton and Rick Saloman The Short Story Initial Expectations: Im one of the few people out there who really doesnt care about Paris Hilton. To me shes white trash with a lot of money. Initial Reaction: I can now say that Ive watched the Paris Hilton porn movie. Who Should Watch It : Fans of Paris Hilton Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to see a fair amount of penetration or high quality technical aspects The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: For amateur porn, the technical aspects are pretty good. The audio has a fair amount of background noise, but they feel natural for amateur porn. The audio is balanced pretty well, and comes off sounding pretty good for amateur porn. The video also lacks, as is usual for amateur porn. Theres a fair amount of camera shake and grain, and a few soft focus blurs as well. It mixes black and white and color footage, and looks okay.
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Dare to Bare: Erotic Shaving and Sexual Pleasures

Release date: 1/24/2004
Reviewed on: 2/19/2005

Studio: Sinclair

Starring: Chris, Lisa, Chennin Blanc, Cheyne Collins, Kris Slater, Pason, Jane Monreal, Mark Schoen
Directed by: Mark Schoen

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 30 min. Production Date: 05 / 2003 Director: None credited Cast: Jane Monreal hosts, Chennin Blanc, Cheyne Collins, Pason, Kris Slater, and others gives demonstrations, and Mark Schoen, Ph.D. gives a quick clinical talk The Short Story Initial Expectations: Sinclairs movies have been fairly hit or miss for me. Im a fan of shaving, so I have a little hope here. Initial Reaction: Anybody curious about shaving or who just enjoys watching shaving Who Should Watch It : Anybody whos nervous about shaving down under Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting all education and no eroticism The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very well done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I dont think I noticed a single background noise. The video is also very well done. It has a little grain that gives it almost a film-like look. Its very nicely lit and often has a slightly artistic look to it. Music: The music is nicely done.
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Andrew Blake's Unleashed

Release date: 7/15/2004
Reviewed on: 2/18/2005

Studio: Studio A

Starring: Asia Carrera, John Decker, Misty Rain, Shelby Stevens, Mark Davis, Lea Martini, Vince Vouyer, Monique DeMoan, Laura Palmer, Rebecca Lord, Selena, Dahlia Grey, Bruno SX, Colt Steel
Directed by: Andrew Blake

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 86 min. Production Date: 5 / 01 / 1996 Director: Andrew Blake Cast: Asia Carrera, Jami Dion, Laura Palmer, Lea Martini, Misty Rain, Monique DeMoan, Rebecca Lord, Selena, Shelby Stevens, Bruno Sx, Colt Steele, John Decker, Mark Davis, and Vince Voyeur The Short Story Initial Expectations: Andrew Blake can make a darn hot movie. Im hoping this is one of them. Initial Reaction: Its pretty, but also pretty shallow. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants art and beauty over hearing cocks splashing in and out of any available orifice Who Should Avoid It: Anybody with a list of movies they hate because theyre artsy fartsy foreign bullshit (yes, Blake is American, but his style is definitely artsy fartsy and might be considered foreign) The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, or at least it seems to be. Its kind of hard to tell with how the music dominates the audio.
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Akiba Girls

Release date: 1/22/2005
Reviewed on: 2/17/2005

Studio: Hustler



Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 59 min. Production Date: 3 / 18 / 2003 Director: None credited (at least, not in English) Cast: Animated The Short Story Initial Expectations: My luck with anime has been very hit or miss. Hustler has shown a lot of class with their DVDs, so I have a fair amount of hope here. Initial Reaction: Its one of the most enjoyable anime features Ive seen. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting anime that feels like its made for normal people rather than rapists and pedophiles Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting the dark and sadistic side of anime The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is presented entirely in Japanese without any English dubbing. Its pretty clear, and you have the option of whether or not you want English subtitles. The subtitles are pretty good, but often have odd breaks that sometimes break up words. The video is a bit weak. Think Pokemon with a bit of softness and blurriness to the animation.
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