Crack Her Jack 1 Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  2/28/2005

The Little Details

Running Time: 132 min.

Production Date: 8 / 20 / 2003

Director: John Leslie

Cast: Michelle Wild, Angelika, Evelin, Jennifer Dark, Lucie Lee, Lucy Love, Sandy Saint, Clark, Greg Centauro, Leslie Taylor, Mick Blue, Nick Lang, Roly Reeves, and Zensa Raggi

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: It’s very rare for John Leslie to disappointed me. With what I’ve heard of this one, I’m not expecting it to happen here.

Initial Reaction: There’s nothing cracked about this vision!

Who Should Watch It : Couples and anybody wanting group sex with an artistic eye

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants straightforward, crystal clear video or no group or anal action

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are just as good, and just as artistic, as one normally expects from John Leslie. The audio is very nicely done. It’s clear and well balanced, and the only thing that interferes with it being perfect is a few of the locations causing some slight echoes. The video is also extremely well done. Leslie shoots video and then normally filters it, which gives it a very film-like feel. The only reason you can tell it isn’t is that it doesn’t have quite the depth that a true filmed scene would. He also makes fantastic use of light and shadows. This gives the entire movie an artistic feel that sometimes enhances and never interferes with the sexual feeling of the movie.

Music: There’s a little blues music early on, but that’s about it. It rests very quietly in the background and was good enough that I was sad to hear it go.

Menus: As usual, Evil Angel has put some nice effort into their menus. The main menu combines a classy still with a little animation and some nice blues. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene, the chapter numbers, and the names of the girls in the scenes. Finally, there’s the fetish menu that lets you go directly to specific sex acts such as tease, anal, or cumshots.

The Feature

Crack Her Jack goes with a simple theme for the scenes. Group sex. Yep, that’s about all it is. Tease, fucking, anal fucking, and a bit of oral mixed in. It’s a simple idea, and with John Leslie’s artistic eye behind the camera that’s all you need.

Scene 1 - Angelika, Greg Centauro, and Nick Lang

John starts things out walking into a tiled room where Angelica is waiting between some windows at the far end wearing some black fetishwear. She lets him have a quick peek at her before crawling around and waving her ass at him. She gives him a tease on a weight bench before taking a double ended dildo he offers her. She sucks it before playing around with it, and even lets John use it on her. Finally, Angelika’s joined by Greg and Nick. She goes right to sucking and stroking them, and lets them play with her as well as John gives them an occasional instruction. Greg gives Angelika the first fuck doggie style, and then eats her ass a little before fucking it from behind. When Nick gets his turn, he lets Angelika ride him reverse cowgirl style. She gives the guys a little more oral before letting them DP her cowgirl style. Greg has his way with her ass a little more after they DP her, and the guys finish things up giving her a nice double facial. She plays with it a little when they’re done, and then walks out after waving goodbye to them.

This is a very hot opening scene. Angelika is one heck of a looker, and the tease she starts the scene out with is fantastic. The sex is just as good, and my only complaint is that Nick seems like he’s left out for much of the scene. This is almost completely the “Angelika and Greg Show”, and although they do a great job I think a really great group scene has to have fantastic chemistry all around with nobody feeling left out. It’s a minor complaint here, but still something that stuck out to me.

Scene 2 - Lucy Love, Evelin, Lucie Lee, and Leslie Taylor

Lucy, Evelin, and Lucie start things out admiring a few horses before moving to the backyard and putting their porno pumps on. They diddle themselves a little before they’re joined by Leslie, who gets some immediate oral attention from all three ladies. The oral love continues to flow around the group with the girls working each other over as well as Leslie, and of course Leslie has to lend a helping tongue as well. He lets Lucie have the first fuck missionary style before taking blonde Evelin from behind while Lucy and Lucie get it on with each other. Lucie takes another turn in reverse cowgirl before rolling onto her side, fingering her ass while Lucy sucks Leslie’s cock, and then lets him bury his bone in her butt. Evelin takes her rectal reaming reverse cowgirl style before Lucy finally gets hers in doggie. Finally, the girls get down and do their best baby bird impressions until Leslie sprays his seed between their faces.

This is another hot scene. I love how the girls trade back and forth, and my main complaint is that I didn’t see Lucy getting more action. All three girls look like they’re having a lot of fun, and there’s great chemistry between everybody in the scene. Nobody ever feels left out, and the scene moves along very well. This is a great scene.

Scene 3 - Michelle Wild, Mick Blue, and Roly Reeves

After admiring Michelle as she sits at a poolside bar in a white latex dress with plenty of fabric missing from it, he reaches out to grope her ass and watches as Michelle enjoys a cig. She goes back to enjoying her cig after showing John her pussy, and is joined soon after by Mick and Roly, both of whom don’t have a single piece of clothing on them but have their wood ready to go. Michelle and Mick kiss as she strokes the both of them before she bends over and lets the guys work her holes over with their tongues and fingers. She reciprocates with a bit of cocksucking and titty fucking for the guys before getting dressed, moving across the room, and then stripping down to show off her amazing natural body. At John’s command, Rolly moves in to fuck her from behind while Mick lets her suck his skinsicle while he plays with her ass. Mick takes his turn in Michelle’s pussy cowgirl style while Rolly lets Michelle suck, stroke, and titty fuck him. Michelle turns around for a bit of reverse cowgirl anal and pussy play from Rolly as she sucks his cock a bit more. She lubes Rolly up with a quick handjob and then goes back to bouncing on Mick’s cock cowgirl style. Rolly joins in to give her the double penetration before letting her suck and stroke them until they explode on her face and in her mouth.

Not surprisingly, this is another great scene. Michelle and the guys have great chemistry, and although you can feel a slight preference for Mick she seems to enjoy Rolly very well also. They all put great energy into the scene, and Michelle kicks things up with facial reactions that are every bit as amazing as her body. This is one heck of a hot scene.

Scene 4 - Jennifer Dark, Sandy Saint, Clark, and Zensa Raggi

Dark haired Jennifer and blonde Sandy show off for John in a stairwell to start off the final scene. He has Jennifer lick Sandy’s ass before they head outside and diddle themselves. They turn their attention to warming up the guys orally as soon as they arrive, with Jennifer taking on Zensa while Sandy warms up Clark. The girls trade partners before Clark turns his attention to Jennifer’s pussy with a little missionary work. Sandy takes a turn with Clark cowgirl style before letting him fuck her from behind while Zensa and Jennifer play around and spoon. The girls keep trading guys, and let them both have a little anal action as Sandy lets Zensa have the first go in her ass while she lies on her side while Clark takes care of Jennifer’s ass doggie style. After the guys work their asses over in a few positions, the girls share facials from each of the guys.

This is a very nice final scene. It moves along very well and the girls never seem like they have a preference between the guys. My only complaint here is that they switch back and forth so fast and often that at times I was confused as to who was fucking who. It’s a minor complaint, but at the same time something I always like to keep track of.

Crack Her Jack is a very nicely done porno. The scenes move along nicely and always have plenty of chemistry. Although I did have a couple complaints about the sex, I think they were very minor and that they shouldn’t be enough to keep anybody away from this movie. There’s a fairly anal emphasis to the movie, but at the same time it feels natural to the scenes. I think this is mostly due to John Leslie’s style. As usual it’s fairly artistic, and at the same time fairly minimalist. I’ve been told that Leslie puts a lot of time and energy into his lighting, yet it always feels completely natural and effortless. I think the same thing can be said about the style of his camera work here. It feels very natural, and you can feel as much passion from John Leslie capturing the action as between the performers providing the action. I’m always amazed at how many women seem to love Leslie’s work, and I think this is why. For this reason, I ‘d recommend Crack Her Jack to couples as well as the stroker crowd. Crack Her Jack is a hot and beautifully shot porno, just as you’d expect from John Leslie.

The Extra Stuff

In addition to a bio for John Leslie and a cast listing by scene, filmographies are included for Angelica, Lucie Lee, Michelle Wild, Sandy Style, and Jennifer Dark. Trailers are included for Voyeur 24, Voyeur 25, and Fresh Meat 16. The photo gallery contains nearly fifty great looking snapshots. There’s also extra footage, website information, and a commercial for John Leslie’s Blues Band.

The extra footage is nicely broken down by scene, and includes John Leslie’s comments when he was capturing the action. Michelle Wild’s footage lasts about seven and a half minutes, and includes a little of Michelle trying double pussy as well as other lost footage. Angelika’s footage lasts about eight minutes and includes more of the same from her scene as well as a few of the still photos being shot and her swallowing. Lucy, Lucie, and Evelin’s footage lasts about two and a quarter minutes with Evelin getting a little missionary action. Finally, Sandy and Jennifer’s footage lasts about eight and a half minutes with more of the same from the scene. It’s a nice collection of extra footage and definitely worth checking out if you enjoyed the movie.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, toys, masturbation, group, rimming (male > female, female > female, and female > male), anal, DP, lesbian, and tit fucking

Raincoat Factor: Extreme

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, most Evil Angel releases can be found online for between $18 and $28 with many stores offering them for around $20. As usual, Evil Angel gives you more than your money’s worth here. The sex is darn hot, the technical aspects are beautiful, and there’s some nice effort put into the extras. This is a very well done DVD.

Note to Evil Angel / John Leslie: I don’t think there’s much left to say except “thank you”.

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