Reviews of Desiree Cousteau Movies by Ralph W. White (40)
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(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Sharon Kane, John Leslie, Desiree Cousteau, Juliet Anderson, Bonnie Holiday, Candida Royalle, Lesllie Bovee, Brigit Olsen
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: John Hayes
Release date: 12/2/2018
Hot Lunch (Vinegar Syndrome) review summaries:
fu_q's
When his promiscuous, dissatisfied hippie of a wife (Dorothy Smight) opts to divorce him, leaving him unable to pay to for it, the down-on-his-luck Jon Martin has little choice but to take on a low-end job as an encyclopedia salesman for an ambitious businesswoman (Brigit Olsen), who's also the client of his attorney (Christine DeShaffer). Of course, Jon would be an utter failure at this piece of his life, as well, if it weren't for his almost uncanny ability to ensnare women with his naively innocent charm...and then satisfy them thoroughly with his seemingly mystical cock. Such is the case in Howard Perkins' overall-good, 1978 release, "Hot Lunch", which has been skillfully remastered by Vinegar Syndrome. [read the full review]
review from 2/9/2019:
When his promiscuous, dissatisfied hippie of a wife (Dorothy Smight) opts to divorce him, leaving him unable to pay to for it, the down-on-his-luck Jon Martin has little choice but to take on a low-end job as an encyclopedia salesman for an ambitious businesswoman (Brigit Olsen), who's also the client of his attorney (Christine DeShaffer). Of course, Jon would be an utter failure at this piece of his life, as well, if it weren't for his almost uncanny ability to ensnare women with his naively innocent charm...and then satisfy them thoroughly with his seemingly mystical cock. Such is the case in Howard Perkins' overall-good, 1978 release, "Hot Lunch", which has been skillfully remastered by Vinegar Syndrome. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Peter North, Bunny Bleu, Ginger Lynn, Paul Thomas, Mai Lin, Angel, Mike Horner, Raven, Jamie Gillis, Lois Ayres, Patti Petite, Marc Wallice, John Holmes, Tony Montana, John Leslie, Hyapatia Lee, Tony Martino, Eric Edwards, Samantha Fox, F.M. Bradley, Michael Morrison, Desiree Cousteau, Seka, Lisa De Leeuw, Veronica Hart, Harry Reems, Jon Martin, Paul Barresi, Kelly Nichols, Richard Pacheco, Buffy Davis, Cody Nicole, John Seeman, Juliet Anderson, Jesse Eastern, Bud Lee, Hillary Summers, Francois Papillon, Anthony Spinelli, Carl Regal, Howard Darkley, Beverly Bliss, Gail Palmer, Sue Carol, Jade Wong, Craig Roberts, Steve Marlow, Josephine Carrington, Christine DeShaffer, Rick Cassidy, Laurien Dominique, Colleen Brennan, Heather Thomas, Nick Niter, Bob Chinn, Debra Lynn, Cheri Janvier, Stevie Taylor, Candida Royalle, Cameron Mitchell, Buck Kartalian, Sam Baldwin, Chris Warfield, Chuck Dawson, Robert Mayo, Walter Hill, Jayne Paygan, Vicky Lindsay, Damon Christian, Kevin Jones, Buck Flower, Phaery I. Burd, John F. Goff, Spender Travis, Rufus Jefferson, Klaus Mueller, Edward Longly, Dennis Duggan, Elmo Lavino, Mary Jayne Forcade, Brenda Vargo, Mike Niter, Amber Rea, Donna Breaux, Toni Damiani, Elizabeth Carothers, Squeeze
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: Bud Lee, Bob Chinn, Anthony Spinelli, Suze Randall
Release date: 1/1/2018
5 Films 5 Years 1 (Blu-ray) review summaries:
Flash's
5 Films 5 Years Volume 1: Golden Age Erotica is an excellent limited edition Blu-ray collection of five classic adult films. The set contains Too Naughty to Say No, Hot and Saucy Pizza Girls, The Ribald Tales of Canterbury, Prisoner of Paradise, and Dixie Ray Hollywood Star. The films on the release span from 1978 to 1985 and, honestly, fans of golden age adult films should find several to their liking, even if not all of the films included are favorites. None of the films on this release have ever looked better on home video and 5 Films 5 Years Volume 1: Golden Age Erotica is definitely worth picking up before it is sold out. [read the full review]
review from 1/9/2018:
5 Films 5 Years Volume 1: Golden Age Erotica is an excellent limited edition Blu-ray collection of five classic adult films. The set contains Too Naughty to Say No, Hot and Saucy Pizza Girls, The Ribald Tales of Canterbury, Prisoner of Paradise, and Dixie Ray Hollywood Star. The films on the release span from 1978 to 1985 and, honestly, fans of golden age adult films should find several to their liking, even if not all of the films included are favorites. None of the films on this release have ever looked better on home video and 5 Films 5 Years Volume 1: Golden Age Erotica is definitely worth picking up before it is sold out. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Sharon Kane, John Leslie, Desiree Cousteau, Jon Martin, John Seeman, Juliet Anderson, Sharon Thorpe, Bonnie Holiday, Melba Bruce, Paul Roman, Ken Scudder, Christine DeShaffer, Monique Cardin, Candida Royalle, Dorothy Smight, Anita Grimes, William Niles, Jane Lindsay, Brigit Olson, Lesllie Bovee
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: John Hayes
Release date: 2/22/2017
Peekarama: Baby Rosemary / Hot Lunch review summaries:
fu_q's
A seemingly virginal, though certainly troubled, young woman, Rosemary (played by Sharon Thorpe), finds herself both unable to have sex unless in impersonal situations and also swirling further and further into madness, particularly upon the death of her estranged father. Where this disturbed path that her troubled psyche takes her upon will ultimately lead is anyone's guess, but one thing is for certain, and that's that it will be dark...and sexual. Such is the case in "Baby Rosemary", a bizarre, though very good, re-release of a 1976 Howard Perkins film by Vinegar Syndrome. [read the full review]
review from 10/10/2018:
A seemingly virginal, though certainly troubled, young woman, Rosemary (played by Sharon Thorpe), finds herself both unable to have sex unless in impersonal situations and also swirling further and further into madness, particularly upon the death of her estranged father. Where this disturbed path that her troubled psyche takes her upon will ultimately lead is anyone's guess, but one thing is for certain, and that's that it will be dark...and sexual. Such is the case in "Baby Rosemary", a bizarre, though very good, re-release of a 1976 Howard Perkins film by Vinegar Syndrome. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Sharon Kane, Joey Silvera, Flower, John Leslie, Desiree Cousteau, Holly McCall, Blair Harris, Juliet Anderson, Turk Lyon, Eileen Welles, Mimi Morgan, Nancy Hoffman, Ken Scudder, Liza Dwyer, Phaedra Grant, Ming Jade, Lisa Sue Corey, Kathy Kaufman
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: Alex deRenzy
Release date: 2/18/2016
Pretty Peaches (Vinegar Syndrome) review summaries:
fu_q's
Finding herself strangely (and a bit drunkenly) unsettled by her father's (John Leslie's) marriage to a younger woman in Virginia City, Desiree Cousteau (as "Peaches") races off down a canyon in her jeep, only to veer off of the road and crash...leaving her with a bad case of amnesia and a lost identity. Of course, it's just her luck that two low-life characters find her, steal her transportation, and exploit her for their own ugly purposes...setting off a cascade of difficult events for the young Desi that only seem to go from bad to worse. Such is the case in "Pretty Peaches", an exceptional, 1978 release from director Alex DeRenzy which has been remastered exceptionally well by Vinegar Syndrome. [read the full review]
review from 10/31/2018:
Finding herself strangely (and a bit drunkenly) unsettled by her father's (John Leslie's) marriage to a younger woman in Virginia City, Desiree Cousteau (as "Peaches") races off down a canyon in her jeep, only to veer off of the road and crash...leaving her with a bad case of amnesia and a lost identity. Of course, it's just her luck that two low-life characters find her, steal her transportation, and exploit her for their own ugly purposes...setting off a cascade of difficult events for the young Desi that only seem to go from bad to worse. Such is the case in "Pretty Peaches", an exceptional, 1978 release from director Alex DeRenzy which has been remastered exceptionally well by Vinegar Syndrome. [read the full review]
T0MBOne's
The fine folks at Vinegar Syndrome have cleaned up and re-released Alex DeRenzy's PRETTY PEACHES (1978) with the original 91 minute 35mm film intact and looking better than ever in all its wide screen glory. Bouncy and bubbly Desiree Cousteau plays Peaches, who takes a knock on the head then wanders about not knowing who she is, which is a recipe for horn dogs and other assorted sleaze bags to take advantage of her. No condoms but plenty of wacky dialog accompanying the sexual shenanigans in this xxx comedy concoction. [read the full review]
review from 11/28/2016:
The fine folks at Vinegar Syndrome have cleaned up and re-released Alex DeRenzy's PRETTY PEACHES (1978) with the original 91 minute 35mm film intact and looking better than ever in all its wide screen glory. Bouncy and bubbly Desiree Cousteau plays Peaches, who takes a knock on the head then wanders about not knowing who she is, which is a recipe for horn dogs and other assorted sleaze bags to take advantage of her. No condoms but plenty of wacky dialog accompanying the sexual shenanigans in this xxx comedy concoction. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Sharon Kane, Joey Silvera, Flower, John Leslie, Desiree Cousteau, Holly McCall, Blair Harris, Juliet Anderson, Turk Lyon, Eileen Welles, Mimi Morgan, Nancy Hoffman, Ken Scudder, Liza Dwyer, Phaedra Grant, Ming Jade, Lisa Sue Corey, Kathy Kaufman
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: Alex deRenzy
Release date: 12/1/2014
Previews: Previews
Pretty Peaches (Blu-ray) (Vinegar Syndrome) review summaries:
Flash's
Pretty Peaches is a dark comedy that is done within the adult medium. The story is interesting and the film was well made. The limited edition Blu-ray/DVD combo pack that Vinegar Syndrome has released is absolutely amazing and should be a must buy for any fans of the film. [read the full review]
review from 1/13/2015:
Pretty Peaches is a dark comedy that is done within the adult medium. The story is interesting and the film was well made. The limited edition Blu-ray/DVD combo pack that Vinegar Syndrome has released is absolutely amazing and should be a must buy for any fans of the film. [read the full review]
(4.2 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Paul Thomas, John Holmes, Desiree Cousteau, Dominique, John Seeman, Laurien, Bob Chinn, Christian DeShaffer, Candida Royalle
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: Bob Chinn
Release date: 10/7/2014
Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls (Vinegar Syndrome) review summaries:
T0MBOne's
The fine folks at Vinegar Syndrome deliver a beautifully restored Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls (1978) with director Bob Chinn serving up the meat (John Holmes and other meat heads) and other delicious toppings (Desiree Cousteau, Candida Royalle, Laurien Dominque and Christine De Shaffer) for this classic porn comedy romp. [read the full review]
review from 7/1/2023:
The fine folks at Vinegar Syndrome deliver a beautifully restored Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls (1978) with director Bob Chinn serving up the meat (John Holmes and other meat heads) and other delicious toppings (Desiree Cousteau, Candida Royalle, Laurien Dominque and Christine De Shaffer) for this classic porn comedy romp. [read the full review]
fu_q's
At the Country Girl Pizza Parlor, the pies are always served up piping hot and with a smile (...a vertical smile that is...), as all of the restaurant's male (and female) clientele quickly finds out. Such is the case in "Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls", a very good, classic adult film (now re-released exquisitely by Vinegar Syndrome) from Bob Chinn. [read the full review]
review from 11/10/2018:
At the Country Girl Pizza Parlor, the pies are always served up piping hot and with a smile (...a vertical smile that is...), as all of the restaurant's male (and female) clientele quickly finds out. Such is the case in "Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls", a very good, classic adult film (now re-released exquisitely by Vinegar Syndrome) from Bob Chinn. [read the full review]
Flash's
Hot and Saucy Pizza Girls is a fun adult film that doesn't have much plot but makes up for that with hot sex and humor. The film lives up to what one would expect from a film from Bob Chinn and is well worth watching. Vinegar Syndrome's release looks and sounds beautiful and has a few extras to boot. [read the full review]
review from 4/9/2016:
Hot and Saucy Pizza Girls is a fun adult film that doesn't have much plot but makes up for that with hot sex and humor. The film lives up to what one would expect from a film from Bob Chinn and is well worth watching. Vinegar Syndrome's release looks and sounds beautiful and has a few extras to boot. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Sharon Kane, Amanda Blake, Joey Silvera, Jamie Gillis, Flower, Jack Wrangler, Don Fernando, John Leslie, Desiree Cousteau, Holly McCall, Blair Harris, Mike Ranger, Juliet Anderson, Turk Lyon, Clair Dia, Eileen Welles, Pat Manning, Mimi Morgan, Nancy Hoffman, Connie Peterson, Jesse Adams, Ken Scudder, Liza Dwyer, Maria Arnold, Phaedra Grant, Ming Jade, Lisa Sue Corey, Delania Raffino, Kathy Kaufman, Crystal Royce, Jewell Bryght, Dino Deaumonte, Ron Meyers, Stanley Cohen, Leslie Russell, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: Golden Age Media
Directed by: Alex deRenzy, Ed DePriest, Christy McCabe
Release date: 1/1/2013
Desiree Cousteau Triple Feature (GAM) review summaries:
Flash's
Golden Age Media's release of the Desiree Cousteau Triple Feature contains the films Getting Off, Pretty Peaches, and Summer in Heat. Getting Off is a rather standard loop carrier by Ed DePriest, and Pretty Peaches is an enjoyable feature by Alex de Renzy, and Summer in Heat is an enjoyable film from Christy McCabe. Whether the Desiree Cousteau Triple Feature is right for you depends on what film(s) you are interested in from the three film collection. All three films appear to be sourced from 3/4 video masters. Getting Off has decent video quality but problematic audio quality, Pretty Peaches has poor video and audio quality, and Summer in Heat has decent video and audio quality. [read the full review]
review from 3/17/2018:
Golden Age Media's release of the Desiree Cousteau Triple Feature contains the films Getting Off, Pretty Peaches, and Summer in Heat. Getting Off is a rather standard loop carrier by Ed DePriest, and Pretty Peaches is an enjoyable feature by Alex de Renzy, and Summer in Heat is an enjoyable film from Christy McCabe. Whether the Desiree Cousteau Triple Feature is right for you depends on what film(s) you are interested in from the three film collection. All three films appear to be sourced from 3/4 video masters. Getting Off has decent video quality but problematic audio quality, Pretty Peaches has poor video and audio quality, and Summer in Heat has decent video and audio quality. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Amanda Blake, Don Fernando, John Leslie, Desiree Cousteau, Mike Ranger, Pat Manning, Connie Peterson, Ken Scudder, Maria Arnold, Kathy Kaufman, Crystal Royce, Jewell Bryght, Dino Deaumonte, Leslie Russell, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: Golden Age Media
Directed by: Ed DePriest
Release date: 1/1/2010
Getting Off (GAM) review summaries:
Flash's
Getting Off is a rather standard feature-style loop carrier from the 1970s. There is essentially no plot although some work has gone into creating the connective material for the film. The loops don't entirely fit within the narrative and the fact that they were originally shot as unconnected loops is rather obvious. The sex scenes aren't bad but this reviewer would recommend a rental of this title over a purchase. Golden Age Media has done a decent job with their DVD release of Getting Off with decent video, sourced from a 3/4 video master, and problematic audio. [read the full review]
review from 2/21/2018:
Getting Off is a rather standard feature-style loop carrier from the 1970s. There is essentially no plot although some work has gone into creating the connective material for the film. The loops don't entirely fit within the narrative and the fact that they were originally shot as unconnected loops is rather obvious. The sex scenes aren't bad but this reviewer would recommend a rental of this title over a purchase. Golden Age Media has done a decent job with their DVD release of Getting Off with decent video, sourced from a 3/4 video master, and problematic audio. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Tom Byron, Christy Canyon, Mike Horner, Jamie Gillis, Keisha, Marc Wallice, John Leslie, Tony Martino, Kay Parker, Desiree Cousteau, Jon Martin, Mike Ranger, Candy Samples, Vanessa D'Oro, Lotta Topp, Herschel Savage, Ali Moore, Susan Nero, Jeanette Littledove, Jose Duval
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Buck Adams, Jim Holliday
Release date: 10/9/2009
Only the Best Of Breasts review summaries:
loverboy's
Thirteen scenes from what some say is the golden age of porn. Unfortunately many of these film prints have gotten a bit faded through the years and aren't restored to their glory here. We are so used to hardcore today, that some of these scenes aren't quite fulfilling anymore...and the musical soundtrack is certainly something I'm glad has gone the way of the eight track tape player. Anyhow, here is a listing of the scenes and if hardcore, it is mentioned. Flick is narrated by Jim Holliday who adds a few tidbits about the women. [read the full review]
review from 10/12/2009:
Thirteen scenes from what some say is the golden age of porn. Unfortunately many of these film prints have gotten a bit faded through the years and aren't restored to their glory here. We are so used to hardcore today, that some of these scenes aren't quite fulfilling anymore...and the musical soundtrack is certainly something I'm glad has gone the way of the eight track tape player. Anyhow, here is a listing of the scenes and if hardcore, it is mentioned. Flick is narrated by Jim Holliday who adds a few tidbits about the women. [read the full review]
jayo's
A collection of gold and silver-era big-boob stars in clips from their films. The sex is definitely from that period--less harsh but a little less explicit. This was transferred over from VHS and the video quality is lacking, sounds is uneven. It's a good compilation if you like that era of soft bodies and (mostly) natural boobs, but the video quality makes this less attractive than most "regular" videos. [read the full review]
review from 10/3/2009:
A collection of gold and silver-era big-boob stars in clips from their films. The sex is definitely from that period--less harsh but a little less explicit. This was transferred over from VHS and the video quality is lacking, sounds is uneven. It's a good compilation if you like that era of soft bodies and (mostly) natural boobs, but the video quality makes this less attractive than most "regular" videos. [read the full review]
(3.7 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Mike Horner, Georgina Spelvin, Desiree Cousteau, Jesie St. James, Richard Pacheco, Jack Wright, Anthony Spinelli, Ken Scudder, Laurien Dominique, Bob Bernharding, Dan Howard, Ronald Davis
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Anthony Spinelli
Release date: 7/1/2008
Previews: Previews
Easy (Cal Vista) review summaries:
fu_q's
An unintentional encounter with a loser student leads a repressed-though-sexual, young teacher, Jesie St. James, down a dirty and ultimately unfulfilling path. Indeed, it seems that no matter which turn she takes in her life thereafter--for love, for lust, or for both--Jesi is destined for erotic despair. Such is the case in "Easy", a very good, 1978 release from VCX and director Anthony Spinelli. [read the full review]
review from 1/15/2016:
An unintentional encounter with a loser student leads a repressed-though-sexual, young teacher, Jesie St. James, down a dirty and ultimately unfulfilling path. Indeed, it seems that no matter which turn she takes in her life thereafter--for love, for lust, or for both--Jesi is destined for erotic despair. Such is the case in "Easy", a very good, 1978 release from VCX and director Anthony Spinelli. [read the full review]
T0MBOne's
Anthony Spinelli's porn classic, Easy (1979, Cal Vista) gets a re-release from VCX in 2008. Here is a review. [read the full review]
review from 3/26/2009:
Anthony Spinelli's porn classic, Easy (1979, Cal Vista) gets a re-release from VCX in 2008. Here is a review. [read the full review]
Classix Comments'
Easy, one of director Anthony Spinelli's lesser films, gets a lesser treatment from overpriced crap-factory VCX. [read the full review]
review from 10/7/2008:
Easy, one of director Anthony Spinelli's lesser films, gets a lesser treatment from overpriced crap-factory VCX. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Amber Lynn, Paul Thomas, Ron Jeremy, John Holmes, John Leslie, Eric Edwards, Desiree Cousteau, Seka, Nancy Suiter, Rhonda Jo Petty, Laurie Smith, Aaron Stuart, Francois Papillon, Jesse Adams, Deidra Hopkins, Johnny Hardin, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: VCX
Release date: 5/12/2008
Star Fuckers (VCX) review summaries:
T0MBOne's
Star Fuckers (2008, VCX) is a compilation of scenes from a variety of classic porn features. A review follows. [read the full review]
review from 12/10/2008:
Star Fuckers (2008, VCX) is a compilation of scenes from a variety of classic porn features. A review follows. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Joey Silvera, Jamie Gillis, John Holmes, John Leslie, Desiree Cousteau, Nancy Suiter, Mike Ranger, Dorothy LeMay, Aaron Stuart, Pat Manning, Veri Knotty, Sonny Landham, Jean Jennings, Ken Scudder, Tami Lee Curtis, Eileen Wells, Ric Lutze, Phaery Bird, Cris Peterson, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: VCX
Release date: 5/6/2008
Sex Slaves Of Satan review summaries:
DAF1740's
Compilation of 10 scenes from classic 1970s films with a rougher edge. [read the full review]
review from 10/22/2008:
Compilation of 10 scenes from classic 1970s films with a rougher edge. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Desiree Lane, Nikki Anderson, John Holmes, Desiree Cousteau, Seka, Misty Dawn, Karen Summer, Becky Savage, Mike Ranger, Kimberly Carson, Aaron Stuart, Connie Peterson, Vanessa Tibbs, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: VCX
Release date: 5/6/2008
John Holmes Extreme Facials review summaries:
gonzoguy's
A trip down memory lane, for anyone who followed the career of legendary cocksman John Holmes during the 1980s. This comp taps the vaults of VCX, a producer of feature-length sex films that often featured Holmes with some of the era's leading ladies -- Seka, Desiree Cousteau, Serena, and Connie Peterson. For people who didn't live through that era, it's a nice addition to a collection -- shows what it was like when things were a lot more innocent. [read the full review]
review from 5/24/2008:
A trip down memory lane, for anyone who followed the career of legendary cocksman John Holmes during the 1980s. This comp taps the vaults of VCX, a producer of feature-length sex films that often featured Holmes with some of the era's leading ladies -- Seka, Desiree Cousteau, Serena, and Connie Peterson. For people who didn't live through that era, it's a nice addition to a collection -- shows what it was like when things were a lot more innocent. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Don Fernando, John Leslie, Desiree Cousteau, Jon Martin, Blair Harris, John Seeman, David Pinney, Eileen Welles, Maureen Spring, Jesse Adams, Sandy Pinney, Phaedra Grant, Lisa Sue Cory, Andy Fields, Jessica Leigh
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Directed by: Paul Levis
Release date: 1/19/2008
Intimate Illusions review summaries:
fu_q's
It's high-speed, crash-'em-up car chases, illegal activity, and plenty of hot fucking when an innocent bystander, Phaedra Grant, incidentally encounters both the "West Side Rapist", Jon Martin, and a cooler-than-you cop, John Leslie, in "Intimate Illusions" (a.k.a. "Boiling Point"). An overall-good, 1978 release from director Paul Levis and the Alpha Blue Archives, this flick starts out for all the world looking like it's going to have an exceptional plot...the car chases, character development, intertwined storylines, etc. ... but then, somewhat randomly, gives it all up midway through and wraps everything with a massive orgy at a disco. (???) [read the full review]
review from 12/21/2015:
It's high-speed, crash-'em-up car chases, illegal activity, and plenty of hot fucking when an innocent bystander, Phaedra Grant, incidentally encounters both the "West Side Rapist", Jon Martin, and a cooler-than-you cop, John Leslie, in "Intimate Illusions" (a.k.a. "Boiling Point"). An overall-good, 1978 release from director Paul Levis and the Alpha Blue Archives, this flick starts out for all the world looking like it's going to have an exceptional plot...the car chases, character development, intertwined storylines, etc. ... but then, somewhat randomly, gives it all up midway through and wraps everything with a massive orgy at a disco. (???) [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, John Holmes, John Leslie, Desiree Cousteau, Aaron Stuart, Pat Manning, Jesse Adams, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: Porn Star Legends
Release date: 5/20/2007
Porn Star Legends: Desiree Cousteau review summaries:
fu_q's
This compilation presents essentially the same scenes as Gentlemen's Video's "The Golden Age of Porn: Desiree Cousteau" (linked review within), but in a different order. It also throws in a wildly erotic and comical enema scene. [read the full review]
review from 7/21/2015:
This compilation presents essentially the same scenes as Gentlemen's Video's "The Golden Age of Porn: Desiree Cousteau" (linked review within), but in a different order. It also throws in a wildly erotic and comical enema scene. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Sharon Kane, Joey Silvera, Flower, John Leslie, Desiree Cousteau, Holly McCall, Blair Harris, Juliet Anderson, Turk Lyon, Eileen Welles, Mimi Morgan, Nancy Hoffman, Ken Scudder, Liza Dwyer, Kristine Heller, Phaedra Grant, Ming Jade, Lisa Sue Corey
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Directed by: Alex deRenzy
Release date: 7/27/2006
Pretty Peaches (Alpha Blue) review summaries:
fu_q's
Finding herself strangely unsettled by her father's (John Leslie's) marriage to a younger woman in Virginia City, Desiree Cousteau (as "Peaches") races off down a canyon in her jeep, only to veer off of the road and crash...leaving her with a bad case of amnesia and a lost identity. Of course, it's just her luck that two low-life characters find her, steal her transportation, and exploit her for their own ugly purposes...setting off a cascade of difficult events for the young Desi that only seem to go from bad to worse. Such is the case in "Pretty Peaches", an exceptional, 1978 release from director Alex DeRenzy and VCA. [read the full review]
review from 12/19/2016:
Finding herself strangely unsettled by her father's (John Leslie's) marriage to a younger woman in Virginia City, Desiree Cousteau (as "Peaches") races off down a canyon in her jeep, only to veer off of the road and crash...leaving her with a bad case of amnesia and a lost identity. Of course, it's just her luck that two low-life characters find her, steal her transportation, and exploit her for their own ugly purposes...setting off a cascade of difficult events for the young Desi that only seem to go from bad to worse. Such is the case in "Pretty Peaches", an exceptional, 1978 release from director Alex DeRenzy and VCA. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Sharon Kane, Mike Horner, Desiree Cousteau, Jesie St. James, Holly McCall, David Morris, John Seeman, Jesse Adams, Liza Dwyer, Starr Wood, Freddi Nobodi, Vernon Von Bergdorf, Larry Davis
Studio: TVX
Directed by: Joe Sherman
Release date: 6/12/2006
Ms. Magnificent (TVX) review summaries:
fu_q's
When her boyfriend and co-workers fall into the clutches of an evil, intergalactic empress who's hell bent on universal conquest, it falls upon Ms. Magnificent to put a stop to her nefarious plans. Relying as much on her pussy as her superpowers, the young heroine braves both foe and fuck alike in a valiant attempt to save the day. Such is the case in "Ms. Magnificent", an exceptional 1979, sci-fi release from Joe Sherman that features the awesome "Betty Boop" of porno past, Desiree Cousteau. [read the full review]
review from 8/11/2015:
When her boyfriend and co-workers fall into the clutches of an evil, intergalactic empress who's hell bent on universal conquest, it falls upon Ms. Magnificent to put a stop to her nefarious plans. Relying as much on her pussy as her superpowers, the young heroine braves both foe and fuck alike in a valiant attempt to save the day. Such is the case in "Ms. Magnificent", an exceptional 1979, sci-fi release from Joe Sherman that features the awesome "Betty Boop" of porno past, Desiree Cousteau. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Joey Silvera, Jamie Gillis, John Holmes, Desiree Cousteau, Juliet Anderson, Marlene Munroe, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: Gentleman's
Release date: 9/5/2005
Golden Age Of Porn: Serena, The review summaries:
fu_q's
Highlighting one of the classical beauties and true sexual goddesses of the 1970's era of adult films, "The Golden Age of Porn: Serena" from Gentlemen's Video certainly delivers the goods. Indeed, despite its short running length and handful of scenes, this compilation packs a punch, providing one solid Serena sequence after another. From dirty, boundary-pushing S & M to more traditional boy-girl and girl-girl, every sequence is a winner. [read the full review]
review from 5/25/2015:
Highlighting one of the classical beauties and true sexual goddesses of the 1970's era of adult films, "The Golden Age of Porn: Serena" from Gentlemen's Video certainly delivers the goods. Indeed, despite its short running length and handful of scenes, this compilation packs a punch, providing one solid Serena sequence after another. From dirty, boundary-pushing S & M to more traditional boy-girl and girl-girl, every sequence is a winner. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Desiree Cousteau, Blair Harris, John Seeman, Dorothy LeMay, Norma Jean, Nancy Hoffman, Ken Scudder, Lisa Sue Corey, China Leigh, Rocky Rhodes, Laurie Blue, Tina Austin
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Release date: 6/9/2005
Previews: Previews
Formal Faucett, A review summaries:
Rick L. Blalock's
In the 1978 film, A FORMAL FAUCETT, Dorothy LeMay portrays a young hopeful, who, after catching her boyfriend "Jimmy"(Rocky Rhodes) in bed with another woman, hitches a ride from Amarillo to San Francisco, It is to her luck, that the guy who gives her a lift, just so happens to be "Charlie Andrews"(Paul Thomas), talent agent extraordinaire. It isn't long before Charlie takes the aspiring Model and Actress under his wing. Charlie begins to mold her, as he renames her "Formal Faucett-Minor", and sends her well on her way. The newly christened, Formal is a hit almost a hit with the go-getters of Hollywood, as she lands various jobs including a commercials for "Ballzack Shampoo", and "Sweet, Sweet Strawberry Douche", along with the lead in all all female detective television show called, "The Pink Squad", Yes, everything is pointing up for Formal Faucett-Minor", even the erections of all who come near her - as she is a true angel! [read the full review]
review from 1/6/2017:
In the 1978 film, A FORMAL FAUCETT, Dorothy LeMay portrays a young hopeful, who, after catching her boyfriend "Jimmy"(Rocky Rhodes) in bed with another woman, hitches a ride from Amarillo to San Francisco, It is to her luck, that the guy who gives her a lift, just so happens to be "Charlie Andrews"(Paul Thomas), talent agent extraordinaire. It isn't long before Charlie takes the aspiring Model and Actress under his wing. Charlie begins to mold her, as he renames her "Formal Faucett-Minor", and sends her well on her way. The newly christened, Formal is a hit almost a hit with the go-getters of Hollywood, as she lands various jobs including a commercials for "Ballzack Shampoo", and "Sweet, Sweet Strawberry Douche", along with the lead in all all female detective television show called, "The Pink Squad", Yes, everything is pointing up for Formal Faucett-Minor", even the erections of all who come near her - as she is a true angel! [read the full review]
fu_q's
When a young woman, played by Dorothy LeMay, catches her boyfriend red-handed (...and red-dicked...) cheating upon her on their anniversary, she decides that she's had enough and that she's going to hitchhike her way to San Francisco to become a star. Of course, it's just her "luck" that she finds herself in the hands of a talent agent with a pervy formula for success along the way. What ensues is a tawdry tale of tail, as Dorothy puts out for--and is pimped out to--client upon big-shot client. Whether sucking cock will ultimately lead her to the top...or, instead, to utter despair...remains to be seen. Such is the case in "Formal Faucett", an overall-good, 1978 release from VCX and director F.J. Lincoln. [read the full review]
review from 8/9/2016:
When a young woman, played by Dorothy LeMay, catches her boyfriend red-handed (...and red-dicked...) cheating upon her on their anniversary, she decides that she's had enough and that she's going to hitchhike her way to San Francisco to become a star. Of course, it's just her "luck" that she finds herself in the hands of a talent agent with a pervy formula for success along the way. What ensues is a tawdry tale of tail, as Dorothy puts out for--and is pimped out to--client upon big-shot client. Whether sucking cock will ultimately lead her to the top...or, instead, to utter despair...remains to be seen. Such is the case in "Formal Faucett", an overall-good, 1978 release from VCX and director F.J. Lincoln. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, John Holmes, John Leslie, Desiree Cousteau, Aaron Stuart, Pat Manning, Jesse Adams, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: Gentleman's
Release date: 1/2/2005
Golden Age Of Porn: Desiree Cousteau, The review summaries:
fu_q's
It's all about the nostalgic nookie in "The Golden Age of Porn: Desiree Cousteau", a very good--albeit short--compilation from Gentlemen's Video. Featuring the cute and kinky brunette sensation of porno past (say, late-70s through early-80s), Ms. Desiree Cousteau, this release serves as a sexy sampling of its star's assorted and well-documented carnal deeds. [read the full review]
review from 6/4/2015:
It's all about the nostalgic nookie in "The Golden Age of Porn: Desiree Cousteau", a very good--albeit short--compilation from Gentlemen's Video. Featuring the cute and kinky brunette sensation of porno past (say, late-70s through early-80s), Ms. Desiree Cousteau, this release serves as a sexy sampling of its star's assorted and well-documented carnal deeds. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Crystal Dawn, John Holmes, Don Fernando, Michael Morrison, Desiree Cousteau, Annette Haven, Jesie St. James, Jon Martin, David Morris, Richard Pacheco, Blair Harris, John Seeman, Desiree West, Dorothy LeMay, Bonnie Holiday, Carl Regal, Jim Brown, Jesse Adams, Ken Scudder, Marlene Munroe, Cris Cassidy, Honey Holiday, Johnny Hardin, Lisa K. Loring, Karen Boston, T.J. Carson, Darcie Peters, Spender Travis
Studio: Video-X-Pix
Directed by: Leon Gucci
Release date: 3/7/2004
Previews: Previews
Female Athletes review summaries:
Saki's
Female Athletes (1979) Studio Video X Pix Genre Golden Age Classic Director Leon Gucci Starring Annette Haven, Desiree Cousteau, Chris Cassidy, Bonnie Holiday, Dorothy LeMay, Paul Thomas, John Holmes, David Morris, Richard Pacheco, and others Running Time 1:20 DVD Format Single Sided, Single Layer (DVD-5) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Full motion video main menu and trailer for In the Pink Typical Watchers Golden Age porn fans Typical Haters Watchers who can't stand relatively non-explicit, short sex scenes shot in the late 70's Replay Value Medium Themes Classic porn, natural breasts, sex with subordinates, outdoor sex, non-facial cumshots, girl-girl, anal sex, orgy, underwater sex, furry muffs Condoms None used If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy The Blonde [ /image ] -->The full title of this Golden Age film is Everything You've Always Wanted to Know About Female Athletes But Were Too Excited to Ask!, leading you to think that it's some sort of sports themed porno. But before yo [read the full review]
review from 6/28/2004:
Female Athletes (1979) Studio Video X Pix Genre Golden Age Classic Director Leon Gucci Starring Annette Haven, Desiree Cousteau, Chris Cassidy, Bonnie Holiday, Dorothy LeMay, Paul Thomas, John Holmes, David Morris, Richard Pacheco, and others Running Time 1:20 DVD Format Single Sided, Single Layer (DVD-5) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Full motion video main menu and trailer for In the Pink Typical Watchers Golden Age porn fans Typical Haters Watchers who can't stand relatively non-explicit, short sex scenes shot in the late 70's Replay Value Medium Themes Classic porn, natural breasts, sex with subordinates, outdoor sex, non-facial cumshots, girl-girl, anal sex, orgy, underwater sex, furry muffs Condoms None used If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy The Blonde [ /image ] -->The full title of this Golden Age film is Everything You've Always Wanted to Know About Female Athletes But Were Too Excited to Ask!, leading you to think that it's some sort of sports themed porno. But before yo [read the full review]
Summer In Heat review summaries:
fu_q's
A fireside conversation between two lovers, Jamie Gillis and Delania Raffino, and the suggestion of a trip to Lake Shasta prompts the latter of the pair to recount a story from times past, when she last visited the lake with her ex-husband and Senator, Jack Wrangler. Of course, the trip was anything but typical, as it involved all manner of horny high-jinks, two of the participants--including Raffino herself--getting seriously lost, an assortment of awkward moments and interactions, and...finally...a trio of "protestors" intent on taking hostages and raping members of the party. This outlandish, fictitious trip is the primary focus of the film "Summer in Heat", an overall-good, 1979 release from VCX and director Alex DeRenzy. [read the full review]
review from 9/3/2017:
A fireside conversation between two lovers, Jamie Gillis and Delania Raffino, and the suggestion of a trip to Lake Shasta prompts the latter of the pair to recount a story from times past, when she last visited the lake with her ex-husband and Senator, Jack Wrangler. Of course, the trip was anything but typical, as it involved all manner of horny high-jinks, two of the participants--including Raffino herself--getting seriously lost, an assortment of awkward moments and interactions, and...finally...a trio of "protestors" intent on taking hostages and raping members of the party. This outlandish, fictitious trip is the primary focus of the film "Summer in Heat", an overall-good, 1979 release from VCX and director Alex DeRenzy. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Joey Silvera, Jamie Gillis, Georgina Spelvin, John Leslie, Eric Edwards, Desiree Cousteau, Merle Michaels, Annette Haven, Jesie St. James, Jon Martin, Misty Dawn, Marc Stevens, Mike Ranger, John Seeman, Kitty Shayne, Juliet Anderson, Abigail Clayton, Desiree West, Terri Hall, Tyler Reynolds, Herschel Savage, Veri Knotty, Jean Jennings, Ken Scudder, Johnny Keyes, Eileen Wells, K. Devin, Sandy Pinney, Suzanne Mcbaine, Tina Louis, Ric Lutze, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Joseph F. Robertson
Release date: 11/5/2003
Previews: Previews
Raincoat Crowd, The review summaries:
fu_q's
Narrated by the beautiful blonde legend, Jesie St. James, and the curly-haired, balding John Seeman, "The Raincoat Crowd" (a.k.a. "That's Porno") is a 1979 release from Adele Robbins and VCX that offers up a couple of dozen clips and loops featuring some of the hottest and best-known names of porn's Golden Age. [read the full review]
review from 5/25/2016:
Narrated by the beautiful blonde legend, Jesie St. James, and the curly-haired, balding John Seeman, "The Raincoat Crowd" (a.k.a. "That's Porno") is a 1979 release from Adele Robbins and VCX that offers up a couple of dozen clips and loops featuring some of the hottest and best-known names of porn's Golden Age. [read the full review]
Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls (VCX) review summaries:
Flash's
Hot and Saucy Pizza Girls is a fun adult film that doesn't have much plot but makes up for that with hot sex and humor. The film lives up to what one would expect from a film from Bob Chinn and is well worth watching. VCX's release is lacking with no extras and a very poor transfer. [read the full review]
review from 4/9/2016:
Hot and Saucy Pizza Girls is a fun adult film that doesn't have much plot but makes up for that with hot sex and humor. The film lives up to what one would expect from a film from Bob Chinn and is well worth watching. VCX's release is lacking with no extras and a very poor transfer. [read the full review]
fu_q's
At the Country Girl Pizza Parlor, the pies are always served up piping hot and with a smile (...a vertical smile that is...), as all of the restaurant's male (and female) clientele quickly finds out. Such is the case in "Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls", a very good, classic adult film from Bob Chinn. [read the full review]
review from 9/18/2015:
At the Country Girl Pizza Parlor, the pies are always served up piping hot and with a smile (...a vertical smile that is...), as all of the restaurant's male (and female) clientele quickly finds out. Such is the case in "Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls", a very good, classic adult film from Bob Chinn. [read the full review]
Dogzcatcher's
I enjoyed watching the film title called "Pizza Girls",from VCX, with the lovely Desiree Cousteau, veteran performer Candida Royale, John Holmes, Lauren Dominique and Christine DeShaffer. [read the full review]
review from 1/26/2013:
I enjoyed watching the film title called "Pizza Girls",from VCX, with the lovely Desiree Cousteau, veteran performer Candida Royale, John Holmes, Lauren Dominique and Christine DeShaffer. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jamie Gillis, Desiree Cousteau, Lisa De Leeuw, Nancy Suiter, Hillary Summers, Chris Anderson, Wendy O. Williams, Bud Wide, Nicki Phillips, Candy Summer, Amy Leigh, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: Collector's Video
Directed by: Svetlana
Release date: 8/27/2003
Previews: Previews
800 Fantasy Lane (VCX) review summaries:
fu_q's
When two gas station attendants, Jamie Gillis and Bud Wise, read an article about Hollywood starlets who are supplementing their incomes in the real estate business by treating high-end clients to the times of their lives, they both know that they have to get in on the deal. Of course, this means pretending to be wealthy, oil tycoons who have struck it rich and are looking to score some property from the ladies. And, to be fair, the pair does, indeed, eventually strike it rich--but in pussy, not crude--and they do score quite frequently, as well--just not in picking up property. Such is the case in "800 Fantasy Lane", a very good, 1979 release from VCX and Svetlana. [read the full review]
review from 7/3/2016:
When two gas station attendants, Jamie Gillis and Bud Wise, read an article about Hollywood starlets who are supplementing their incomes in the real estate business by treating high-end clients to the times of their lives, they both know that they have to get in on the deal. Of course, this means pretending to be wealthy, oil tycoons who have struck it rich and are looking to score some property from the ladies. And, to be fair, the pair does, indeed, eventually strike it rich--but in pussy, not crude--and they do score quite frequently, as well--just not in picking up property. Such is the case in "800 Fantasy Lane", a very good, 1979 release from VCX and Svetlana. [read the full review]