Star Fuckers (VCX) Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  12/10/2008

VCX's Star Fuckers (2008) is a classic xxx compilation with 13 scenes that, according to the DVD sleeve, are "the greatest scenes of all time." Well, maybe a few are among the greatest scenes of all time.

VCX does a good job of identifying the original film before each scene then identifies the actors at the end of the comp. I did some research to uncover the production years.

The clips are from the late 1970s to the mid-1980s, which means a really awful tune can sneak into a scene and receives a (-!) notation. Some mid-1980s clips doll up the ladies like New Orleans drag queens and also receive a (-!) notation. If something in a scene strikes my fancy, I will dole out a (!) notation or a (-!) notation for something that displeases. Each scene will receive a final rating then a final rating for the entire comp will follow.

SWEET ALICE (1983)---Seka, Desiree Cousteau and John Holmes. Alice (Seka) awaits the medic after a skiing injury. So, John Holmes shows up, starts feeling her leg, which begins an "examination." Desiree hangs around nearby the bed and takes off her clothes during the exam. Holmes finally gets out of his medic gear and offers a "dual massage" resulting in a double clit licking. Holmes doggie fucks Seka with Desiree licking John's balls then comes on their faces as the ladies kiss. (!) It's a solid scene, typical of the era, a short 6-7 minute, wham-bam-thank you m'am kinda clip---!!! out !!!!!

DEEP RUB (1979)---Desiree Cousteau and Paul Thomas. On a hillside, Paul offers a sun-dressed Desiree some sort of job then the duo drop out of frame onto the hillside. Violin music accompanies PT eating out Desiree and Desiree blowing PT leading to a 69. The duo stand up, kiss then Desiree dops down and gives PT a blow job to accompanying flute music. (!) PT titty-fucks the ample bosom of Desiree but the camera angle blocks most of the action until PT comes on her chest. A fun 6 minute scene but a disappointing titty fuck---!! 1/2 outa !!!!!

DAUGHTERS OF EMMANUELLE (1983)---Rhonda Jo Petty and Ron Jeremy. In a darkened bedroom, Rhonda Jo massages Ron's chest then works her way down and undoes his drawers. Rhonda climbs on and rides cowgirl while Ron squeezes her bouncy boobs. (!) During Rhonda Jo's blowjob, Ron spews "oh that's quite a tongue" then fucks her doggie with an accompanying electric guitar jam until Ron comes on her her ass. Rhonda Jo gives an energetic performance but the 8 minute scene is heavy on shadows and Ron Jeremy dialog---!! 1/2 outa !!!!!

ULTIMATE LOVER (1986)---Amber Lynn and Eric Edwards. This must be the couples-friendly, final scene of the film. Eric and Amber end up on this bed upon a flashy pink bed spread. Over head shots look great as the duo rolls among the bedspread's ripples. (!) Amber looks beautiful and Eric gives his usual solid studly performance. Their chemistry combined with the solid shot selection and photography boosts this well-done 11 minute scene up a notch---!!!! outa !!!!! Um, gonzo directors could learn a thing or two from this scene.

INSIDE DESIREE COUSTEAU---Desiree, Serena, John Holmes and Aaron Stuart. The scene begins with Serena and Desiree sucking John in a ship's cabin then Desiree entertains the Captain. (Stuart) The scene cuts back and forth between Serena's blow job of Holmes (!) and Desiree riding cowgirl upon the captain, which leads to mish, doggie then a cumshot on the ass.

I liked Desiree's energy but her voice sounded dubbed, which detracted from her scene with Aaron Stuart---!! 1/2.

Meanwhile, Serena's blowjob was wonderful plus she takes Holmes's cumshot to the face---!!! 1/2.

Overall rating of !!! outa !!!!! for this 8 minute scene.

ULTRA FLESH---Seka, Piper Smith, Laurie Smith, John Leslie. On an orange comforter atop a bed in a rustic looking room, Seka takes a clit licking from Piper and Laurie to the sounds of accompanying strings. The ladies go at it for about 5 minutes---!! !/2.

John Leslie watches then enters as Seka's girlfriends depart. John missionary fucks Seka then Seka climbs on board John for a flat footed cow girl ride (!) then she drops down to her knees and rides. More missionary until Seka take the cumshot in profile for the finale of this 3 minute scene section---!!! 1/2.

Overal rating for this 8 minute scene is !!! outa !!!!! as the lesbian action was longer than the straight sex highlights.

TAXI GIRLS (1979)---Nanci Suiter and John Holmes. One of the finest looking women to ever grace the xxx screen, Nanci Suiter looks fabulous in this couples-friendly scene from the not always so couples-friendly TAXI GIRLS. Nanci says "let's make love like we used to," so John obliges. Except for some dull butts and balls closeups, this scene is a well-lit scorcher, which often highlights Nanci's incredible ass and concludes with a cumshot on her beautiful boobs, while Nanci plays with her nipples---!!!! outa !!!!!

INSIDE DESIREE COUSTEAU (1979)---Desiree and Jesse Adams. Wanting to be a pornstar, Desiree talks up a sex shop guy. D laughs when Jesse shows her an artificial pussy thingee then auditions for him by dropping his drawers and sucking him off to this country music twang. (-!) D stands up and kisses the clerk, then he fucks her standing up, cut to missionary, reverse cowgirl where he comes on D's furry pussy then Desiree climbs off to suck his schlong. (!) A nice finale to an otherwise average 8 minute scene---!! 1/2 outa !!!!!

ON WHITE SATIN (1980)---Seka, Tami Thomas and Paul Thomas. Wearing a blue jean shirt that says "Willy," Willy (Paul Thomas) invites Seka and Tami to romp on some satin sheets in the back of his old pick-up truck. Seka says "spread that baby out and we'll see what we can do for you!" and the fun begins. After some blow job action, a standing upright Seka climbs on PT's cock as he rests against the cab (!) then Tami sucks his balls while the duo screw. PT drops down and briefly doggie fucks Tammi while Seka plays with herself. PT missionary fucks Seka, which includes too many close-up shots of Tammi's hand playing with his balls while he thrusts in and out of Seka's twat. (-!) PT rolls onto his back; both girls suck him then PT jerks himslef off and the girls clean up cum around him---!!! outa !!!!! for this 13 minute scene.

CORPORATE ASSETS (1985)---Amber Lynn and muscular Francois Paillion. This 4 minute scene jumps right into fucking in the back of a black limo: missionary, reverse cowgirl with a nice bounce to Amber's boobs. (!) Amber's blowjob leads to a hand job. His ejaculate lands on his hunky tummy then Amber licks it up and sucks his spent prick. (!) Nice moments in this short, short (partial?) scene---!!! outa !!!!!

LITTLE AMERICAN MAID (1986)---Deidra Hopkins and Ron Jeremy. What a strange scene. On a llama farm, Ron the plumber shows up to fix an outside windmill. Ron coaxes Deidre up to a mid-platform with the line, "I'm a plumber, would you like to suck on my plunger?" Deirdre obliges. Looking like a New Orleans drag Queen, (-!) Deirdre fucks around with Ron in the shadows of the windmill's platform. For the finale, both he and she jerk off his prick so that Ron comes on her nice tits then he titty fucks with his spent dick---!!/1/2 outa !!!!!

HEAVENLY DESIRE (1979)---Seka and Johnny Hardin. In this film's opening 5 minute sex scene, Seka and Johnny speak in lame Texas drawls, put their wrapped-up baby down, (huh?) then the duo go at it atop a brass bed. After a quick blow job, Johnny rolls Seka over, licks her clit then missionary fucks her. Both he and she jerk his prick so that he comes on Seka's boobs where he titty fucks Seka boobs while she licks the tip of his dick then sucks his spent dick thrusting between her tits. Nice finale to another ultra short scene---!!! outa !!!!!

SUMMERTIME BLUE (1979)---Serena, John Holmes and Eric Edwards. At a boat yard, Eric Edwards pokes around and shoots pix as Candy (Serena) asks Captain Tongue (Holmes) for a job. Holmes takes her down to the "bunk house" where Eric takes a few pix of the Captain licking Candy's clit. Serena looks New Orleans drag queen bad here with trampy face make-up (-!) plus a wretched tune called "I feel the feeling" surfaces a few times during the sex scene. (-!) John jacks himself off and gives Serena a facial but that does not save this bizarre scene, which concludes with John babbling about women as Serena leaves in a huff---!! 1/2 outa !!!!!

VCX's Star Fuckers has a few previews and a photo gallery, in other words, standard extras and an ugly DVD sleeve. The IDs for the films and the stars are fine but that's not Paul Thomas in the Corporate Assets scene. Also, the DVD sleeve credits Dorothy Lemay but I can not ID her in any of the clips.

I recommend VCX's Star Fuckers for a couple of dynamite !!!! scenes plus other solid scenes with Seka and Amber Lynn. Holmes and Jeremy are their usual selves but the other female performers are only okay here. Final rating---!!! outa !!!!!