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Pleasureland
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 4/12/2001 by Trunks
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Starring: T.T. Boy, Steven St. Croix, Peter North, Nikki Tyler, Laura Palmer, Celine Devoux, Lexus Locklear
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Jim Enright
Review brief: I thought the story for this was pretty dumb. The sex was nothing special. Nikki Tyler shows that she is a good performer in the last Bobbi Vitale scene but it wasn't a scene I would return to. The rest of the sex I found to be boring and unappealing. Lexus is certainly an attractive looking woman, but she doesn't seem to ever be into her sex scenes. They usually don't appeal to me. Maybe she should change professions.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 4/12/2001 by Trunks
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Starring: T.T. Boy, Steven St. Croix, Peter North, Nikki Tyler, Laura Palmer, Celine Devoux, Lexus Locklear
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Jim Enright
Review brief: I thought the story for this was pretty dumb. The sex was nothing special. Nikki Tyler shows that she is a good performer in the last Bobbi Vitale scene but it wasn't a scene I would return to. The rest of the sex I found to be boring and unappealing. Lexus is certainly an attractive looking woman, but she doesn't seem to ever be into her sex scenes. They usually don't appeal to me. Maybe she should change professions.
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Planet Max 2
Release date: 1/29/2001
Reviewed on: 3/2/2001 by BIGmike
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Starring: Leanni Lei, Max Hardcore, Claudia, Melody Love, Julianna Sterling
Studio: Legend
Review brief: This is the first DVD that I bought that I couldn't watch. Max Steiner/Hardcore should be placed behind bars for life, without the possibility of parole. He gives this industry a very bad name. Why would anyone want to work with him? The final scene is like watching a crime being committed, and not doing anything to stop it.
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Release date: 1/29/2001
Reviewed on: 3/2/2001 by BIGmike
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Starring: Leanni Lei, Max Hardcore, Claudia, Melody Love, Julianna Sterling
Studio: Legend
Review brief: This is the first DVD that I bought that I couldn't watch. Max Steiner/Hardcore should be placed behind bars for life, without the possibility of parole. He gives this industry a very bad name. Why would anyone want to work with him? The final scene is like watching a crime being committed, and not doing anything to stop it.
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Bangkok Boobarella
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001 by Evil_Rip
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Starring: Asia Carrera, Kia, Alex Sanders, Jonathan Morgan, Suzi Suzuki, Minka, Kellei, Kelle
Studio: Big Top
Directed by: Graham, John
Review brief: Bangkok Boobarella Studio: Big Top Starring Female: Asia Carrera, Suzi Suzuki, Kellei, Kia, Minka Looks: Great looking Asian women. First Impression: Beautiful Asian women. Hey this was voted Best Asian movie of the year. It is also supposed to a great Big Titty movie! Oh how sad I was duped by this. Likes: Cute Asian Girls. Dislikes: This DVD. Not even Asias scenes can save this DVD. Talk about crap. Crappy story. Crappy dialogue. Boring Action. Jittery DVD. Bad Video Quality The Echo Audio effect It is like I see them talking but they dont say anything till their echoes show up. Review: Oh man was this a terrible DVD. It claims to be the best Asian movie of its year. If it really is the best Asian movie for the year it was released then those other movies must have sucked worse then used enema pipes. First off the plot was terrible, hey what was I expecting its a porno. So this guy is looking for an Asian woman with huge breasts to fill this big oversized bra he's found. He puts an ad out it the paper.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001 by Evil_Rip
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Starring: Asia Carrera, Kia, Alex Sanders, Jonathan Morgan, Suzi Suzuki, Minka, Kellei, Kelle
Studio: Big Top
Directed by: Graham, John
Review brief: Bangkok Boobarella Studio: Big Top Starring Female: Asia Carrera, Suzi Suzuki, Kellei, Kia, Minka Looks: Great looking Asian women. First Impression: Beautiful Asian women. Hey this was voted Best Asian movie of the year. It is also supposed to a great Big Titty movie! Oh how sad I was duped by this. Likes: Cute Asian Girls. Dislikes: This DVD. Not even Asias scenes can save this DVD. Talk about crap. Crappy story. Crappy dialogue. Boring Action. Jittery DVD. Bad Video Quality The Echo Audio effect It is like I see them talking but they dont say anything till their echoes show up. Review: Oh man was this a terrible DVD. It claims to be the best Asian movie of its year. If it really is the best Asian movie for the year it was released then those other movies must have sucked worse then used enema pipes. First off the plot was terrible, hey what was I expecting its a porno. So this guy is looking for an Asian woman with huge breasts to fill this big oversized bra he's found. He puts an ad out it the paper.
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Car Wash Angels 2
Release date: 5/18/2000
Reviewed on: 7/30/2000 by Draken
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Starring: Jill Kelly, Allysin Chaynes, Julie Meadows, Inari Vachs, Chloe, Shayla LaVeaux, Gina Ryder, Daisy Chain, Tabitha Stevens, Anita Cannibal, Bobbi Bliss, Renee LaRue, Felelicia, Brooke Hunter, Veronica Caine, Sydnee Steele
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Jim Holliday
Review brief: Pre Viewing Expectations Wow, the case says this feature is over three hours. This will be the first porno I've watched that is longer than most main stream motion pictures. There is a bit of a write up about the plot, but it expects one to have watched the first one in the series (which I have not). Also noted are the 11 scenes and the 33 girls staring in this feature. Mention of filling Jill Kelly's three holes is also made. The Main Event As promised on the case, there are eleven sex scenes in this movie. Most are typical male/female parings. There are a couple of group sex scens, including the "all holes filled" scene. This doesn't involve three men, but two men and either a dildo or pussy to occupy the third opening. Not exactly air tight, and a bit disappointing. Many of the scenes are quite long, to the point of being too long. I found myself getting bored with this, often noting it was time they moved on to something new. The plot is supposed to revolve around a car wash, which is going mobile to make money.
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Release date: 5/18/2000
Reviewed on: 7/30/2000 by Draken
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Starring: Jill Kelly, Allysin Chaynes, Julie Meadows, Inari Vachs, Chloe, Shayla LaVeaux, Gina Ryder, Daisy Chain, Tabitha Stevens, Anita Cannibal, Bobbi Bliss, Renee LaRue, Felelicia, Brooke Hunter, Veronica Caine, Sydnee Steele
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Jim Holliday
Review brief: Pre Viewing Expectations Wow, the case says this feature is over three hours. This will be the first porno I've watched that is longer than most main stream motion pictures. There is a bit of a write up about the plot, but it expects one to have watched the first one in the series (which I have not). Also noted are the 11 scenes and the 33 girls staring in this feature. Mention of filling Jill Kelly's three holes is also made. The Main Event As promised on the case, there are eleven sex scenes in this movie. Most are typical male/female parings. There are a couple of group sex scens, including the "all holes filled" scene. This doesn't involve three men, but two men and either a dildo or pussy to occupy the third opening. Not exactly air tight, and a bit disappointing. Many of the scenes are quite long, to the point of being too long. I found myself getting bored with this, often noting it was time they moved on to something new. The plot is supposed to revolve around a car wash, which is going mobile to make money.
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Texas Dildo Masquerade
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/30/2000 by Darkmage
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Starring: Steve Hatcher, Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Mila, Rod Fontana, Candy Apples, Tabitha Stevens, Ron Jeremy, Jonathan Morgan, Gina Rome, Randy Storm, Sweety Pie
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Never let it be said that I don't go the whole nine yards to give you, the discerning porn connoissier, the very best in adult DVD reviews. I work hard at giving you the most thorough, accurate and humorous reviews that I can. Sometimes, I have to make sacrifices in order to give you the best review in exchange for the time it takes to read them. In the case of today's DVD, the Texas Dildo Masquerade, I went out and rented the movie that inspired this tale of lost teenagers in a wilderness of terror. Yes, I actually watched the Texas Chainsaw Massacre in order to catch any reference that the director may throw at you. I suspect that the director is a fan of the original horror movie and he wanted to show, in his own way, that he enjoyed the cult classic and pay homage to the archetype of the slasher films. He failed. The Plot: Okay, check this out. Four impressionable "youths" are driving through the countryside to check on the gravesite of one of their number's grandfather.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/30/2000 by Darkmage
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Starring: Steve Hatcher, Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Mila, Rod Fontana, Candy Apples, Tabitha Stevens, Ron Jeremy, Jonathan Morgan, Gina Rome, Randy Storm, Sweety Pie
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Never let it be said that I don't go the whole nine yards to give you, the discerning porn connoissier, the very best in adult DVD reviews. I work hard at giving you the most thorough, accurate and humorous reviews that I can. Sometimes, I have to make sacrifices in order to give you the best review in exchange for the time it takes to read them. In the case of today's DVD, the Texas Dildo Masquerade, I went out and rented the movie that inspired this tale of lost teenagers in a wilderness of terror. Yes, I actually watched the Texas Chainsaw Massacre in order to catch any reference that the director may throw at you. I suspect that the director is a fan of the original horror movie and he wanted to show, in his own way, that he enjoyed the cult classic and pay homage to the archetype of the slasher films. He failed. The Plot: Okay, check this out. Four impressionable "youths" are driving through the countryside to check on the gravesite of one of their number's grandfather.
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Up Close 6
Release date: 5/2/2025
Reviewed on: 8/31/2025 by Captain Jack
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Starring: Robby Apples, Kimmy Kimm, Leo Vice, Chanel Camryn, Demi Hawks
Studio: Adult Time
Directed by: Dan Humes, Rhiannon Humes
Review brief: This is a continuation of the Adult Time series in which we get to know these girls in an intimate setting. Their partners do a brief interview finding out what they like and then they get intimate. Kimmy Kimm, Chanel Camryn and Demi Hawks get up close in this feature!
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/2/2025
Reviewed on: 8/31/2025 by Captain Jack
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Starring: Robby Apples, Kimmy Kimm, Leo Vice, Chanel Camryn, Demi Hawks
Studio: Adult Time
Directed by: Dan Humes, Rhiannon Humes
Review brief: This is a continuation of the Adult Time series in which we get to know these girls in an intimate setting. Their partners do a brief interview finding out what they like and then they get intimate. Kimmy Kimm, Chanel Camryn and Demi Hawks get up close in this feature!
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Corrupt Schoolgirls 10
Release date: 5/20/2015
Reviewed on: 10/27/2024 by Captain Jack
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Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tommy Gunn, Manuel Ferrara, Tommy Pistol, Dakota James, Marina Angel, Miko Dai, Alina West
Studio: Reality Junkies
Review brief: This is a release from Reality Junkies giving us a look at some naughty schoolgirls. These teens look great in their school uniforms and look even better out of them! This one stars Dakota James, Marina Angel, Alina West and Miko Dai.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/20/2015
Reviewed on: 10/27/2024 by Captain Jack
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Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tommy Gunn, Manuel Ferrara, Tommy Pistol, Dakota James, Marina Angel, Miko Dai, Alina West
Studio: Reality Junkies
Review brief: This is a release from Reality Junkies giving us a look at some naughty schoolgirls. These teens look great in their school uniforms and look even better out of them! This one stars Dakota James, Marina Angel, Alina West and Miko Dai.
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Lesbian Psychodramas 40
Release date: 1/30/2024
Reviewed on: 3/2/2024 by Captain Jack
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Starring: Cali Sweets, Alex Coal, Tiffany Watson, Erin Everheart, Electra Rayne, Adalind Gray, Willow Ryder, Dharma Jones
Studio: Girlfriends Films
Review brief: This is the latest Girlfriend Films release in which these girls are crazy! But in a good way! There are 4 scenes here with short storylines that set up the scenarios. Alex Coal and Dharma Jones, Tiffany Watson and Erin Everhart, Electra Rayne and Adalind Gray and Willow Ryder and Cali Sweets are the pairings in this title.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 1/30/2024
Reviewed on: 3/2/2024 by Captain Jack
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Starring: Cali Sweets, Alex Coal, Tiffany Watson, Erin Everheart, Electra Rayne, Adalind Gray, Willow Ryder, Dharma Jones
Studio: Girlfriends Films
Review brief: This is the latest Girlfriend Films release in which these girls are crazy! But in a good way! There are 4 scenes here with short storylines that set up the scenarios. Alex Coal and Dharma Jones, Tiffany Watson and Erin Everhart, Electra Rayne and Adalind Gray and Willow Ryder and Cali Sweets are the pairings in this title.
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Opposites Attract (Web Young)
Release date: 2/9/2018
Reviewed on: 9/3/2023 by Captain Jack
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Starring: Lily Love (USA), Kenna James, Adria Rae, Chloe Cherry, Charlotte Sartre, Scarlett Sage, Khloe Kapri
Studio: Web Young
Directed by: Alan X
Review brief: This is a Web Young release from a couple of years ago with some of the top young stars in porn! Chloe Cherry, Adria Rae and Lily Love play a very sexy game of Truth or Dare. Scarlett Sage and Charlotte Sartre are total opposites but find they have more in common than they think! And Khloe Kapri realizes that she''s in love with her step-sister, Kenna James.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 2/9/2018
Reviewed on: 9/3/2023 by Captain Jack
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Starring: Lily Love (USA), Kenna James, Adria Rae, Chloe Cherry, Charlotte Sartre, Scarlett Sage, Khloe Kapri
Studio: Web Young
Directed by: Alan X
Review brief: This is a Web Young release from a couple of years ago with some of the top young stars in porn! Chloe Cherry, Adria Rae and Lily Love play a very sexy game of Truth or Dare. Scarlett Sage and Charlotte Sartre are total opposites but find they have more in common than they think! And Khloe Kapri realizes that she''s in love with her step-sister, Kenna James.
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Exploited College Girls: Kenzie Madison
Release date: 1/3/2019
Reviewed on: 7/18/2022 by Captain Jack
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Starring: Kenzie Madison [I] (female)
Studio: Excogi
Review brief: Exploited College Girls or ExCoGi as people call it, is a popular website showing girls'' first times on film! Every girl says she had a good time with the studio and it was very professional! This scene is special to me. I interviewed Kenzie Madison before she had ever shot her first scene. She then shot for ExCoGi and I talked to her right after the scene to see how it went! This is the result!
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(zero stars)
Release date: 1/3/2019
Reviewed on: 7/18/2022 by Captain Jack
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Starring: Kenzie Madison [I] (female)
Studio: Excogi
Review brief: Exploited College Girls or ExCoGi as people call it, is a popular website showing girls'' first times on film! Every girl says she had a good time with the studio and it was very professional! This scene is special to me. I interviewed Kenzie Madison before she had ever shot her first scene. She then shot for ExCoGi and I talked to her right after the scene to see how it went! This is the result!
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Coming Of Age 6 (Erotica X)
Release date: 8/21/2019
Reviewed on: 3/13/2022 by Captain Jack
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Starring: Tyler Nixon, Jay Smooth, Damon Dice, Chloe Cherry, Sam Shock, MaryKate Moss, Natalie Knight, Lana Sharapova
Studio: Erotica X
Directed by: James Avalon
Review brief: James Avalon directs this release for Erotica X and he has some true beauties in this one! Chloe Cherry is a star and leads off this volume. Mackenzie Moss, Lana Sharapova and Natalie Knight round out the case. That is some sexy women!
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(zero stars)
Release date: 8/21/2019
Reviewed on: 3/13/2022 by Captain Jack
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Starring: Tyler Nixon, Jay Smooth, Damon Dice, Chloe Cherry, Sam Shock, MaryKate Moss, Natalie Knight, Lana Sharapova
Studio: Erotica X
Directed by: James Avalon
Review brief: James Avalon directs this release for Erotica X and he has some true beauties in this one! Chloe Cherry is a star and leads off this volume. Mackenzie Moss, Lana Sharapova and Natalie Knight round out the case. That is some sexy women!
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Ignite 3
Release date: 6/10/2021
Reviewed on: 8/6/2021 by Captain Jack
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Starring: Ashley Lane, Rob Piper, Ella Hughes, Jill Kassidy, Freddy Gong, Jesus Reyes, Allie Nicole, Baby Nicols, Darrell Deeps, Pressure
Studio: Blacked.com
Directed by: Laurent Sky, Julia Grandi
Review brief: The latest release from Blacked.com is this series in which these hot babes ignite a fire in the loins of their man! They have a sexy cast in this one including Ashley Lane, Jill Kassidy, Allie Nicole, Ella Hughes and Baby Nicols.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 6/10/2021
Reviewed on: 8/6/2021 by Captain Jack
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Starring: Ashley Lane, Rob Piper, Ella Hughes, Jill Kassidy, Freddy Gong, Jesus Reyes, Allie Nicole, Baby Nicols, Darrell Deeps, Pressure
Studio: Blacked.com
Directed by: Laurent Sky, Julia Grandi
Review brief: The latest release from Blacked.com is this series in which these hot babes ignite a fire in the loins of their man! They have a sexy cast in this one including Ashley Lane, Jill Kassidy, Allie Nicole, Ella Hughes and Baby Nicols.
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Zombie Nation (Television X)
Release date: 7/2/2019
Reviewed on: 9/4/2019 by Flash
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Starring: James, Elizabeth Lawrence, Sandra Sanchez, Stefan Hard, Diana Gold, Ruka Stone, Kate Jones, Stacey Saran, Jay Snake, Zuzana P.
Studio: Television X
Directed by: Kendo
Review brief: Zombie Nation is a bizarre adult all sex movie that features the living dead having sex with still breathing (although one assumes not capable of smelling) humans. The set work and the make-up and costuming are exceptional however, the sex itself is completely unerotic (unless you fantasize about necrophilia -- having sex with a decaying corpse.). This reviewer finds Zombie Nation to be an easy movie to pass on. The streaming-only edition of Zombie Nation on TVX Hardcore is in poor shape with a non-anamorphic widescreen image that is in low definition.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 7/2/2019
Reviewed on: 9/4/2019 by Flash
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Starring: James, Elizabeth Lawrence, Sandra Sanchez, Stefan Hard, Diana Gold, Ruka Stone, Kate Jones, Stacey Saran, Jay Snake, Zuzana P.
Studio: Television X
Directed by: Kendo
Review brief: Zombie Nation is a bizarre adult all sex movie that features the living dead having sex with still breathing (although one assumes not capable of smelling) humans. The set work and the make-up and costuming are exceptional however, the sex itself is completely unerotic (unless you fantasize about necrophilia -- having sex with a decaying corpse.). This reviewer finds Zombie Nation to be an easy movie to pass on. The streaming-only edition of Zombie Nation on TVX Hardcore is in poor shape with a non-anamorphic widescreen image that is in low definition.
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Duke Fuckem
Release date: 1/11/2012
Reviewed on: 8/31/2016 by Flash
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Starring: Ron Jeremy, Scott Lyons, Codi Carmichael, Bella Reese, Chad Diamond, Jamey Janes, Abella Anderson, Stevie Shae, Bobby Cupcakes
Studio: Mike Hunt Inc.
Directed by: Ralph Long
Review brief: No matter what you are looking for, Duke Fuckem is a horrible adult movie. The attempts to emulate the Duke Nukem video game franchise are just horrible. The plot, well there really isn't a plot, and what pieces of one there are aren't even in order which makes the movie nonsensical. The sex scenes are completely ruined by the antics of the movie. The acting? Oh, don't even get into the acting. Duke Fuckem is the bottom of the bottom of adult movies. Avoid this turd at all costs. Mike Hunt Inc. has done a decent job with their release of the movie.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 1/11/2012
Reviewed on: 8/31/2016 by Flash
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Starring: Ron Jeremy, Scott Lyons, Codi Carmichael, Bella Reese, Chad Diamond, Jamey Janes, Abella Anderson, Stevie Shae, Bobby Cupcakes
Studio: Mike Hunt Inc.
Directed by: Ralph Long
Review brief: No matter what you are looking for, Duke Fuckem is a horrible adult movie. The attempts to emulate the Duke Nukem video game franchise are just horrible. The plot, well there really isn't a plot, and what pieces of one there are aren't even in order which makes the movie nonsensical. The sex scenes are completely ruined by the antics of the movie. The acting? Oh, don't even get into the acting. Duke Fuckem is the bottom of the bottom of adult movies. Avoid this turd at all costs. Mike Hunt Inc. has done a decent job with their release of the movie.
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Passion Noir
Release date: 2/18/2016
Reviewed on: 8/7/2016 by astroknight
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Starring: Nick, Jason, Chrissy, Lexi, Thomas, Karol, Lutro, Vinna
Studio: Sinful XXX
Directed by: Roma Amor
Review brief: This is a heavily artistic release, and although it did show some potential it's quickly limited as only the first 40 minutes of the release play. For this reason you can easily pass this one by.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 2/18/2016
Reviewed on: 8/7/2016 by astroknight
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Starring: Nick, Jason, Chrissy, Lexi, Thomas, Karol, Lutro, Vinna
Studio: Sinful XXX
Directed by: Roma Amor
Review brief: This is a heavily artistic release, and although it did show some potential it's quickly limited as only the first 40 minutes of the release play. For this reason you can easily pass this one by.
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Texas Dildo Masquerade
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/28/2015 by Flash
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Starring: Steve Hatcher, Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Mila, Rod Fontana, Candy Apples, Tabitha Stevens, Ron Jeremy, Jonathan Morgan, Gina Rome, Randy Storm, Sweety Pie
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Texas Dildo Masquerade is a horrible movie to come from Jim Powers and Heatwave. The movie itself is a chore to sit though with a story that insults the viewer by existing and sex scenes that are rather poor. Heatwave has done a poor job with the release as well making this an easy to skip and forget release.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/28/2015 by Flash
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Starring: Steve Hatcher, Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Mila, Rod Fontana, Candy Apples, Tabitha Stevens, Ron Jeremy, Jonathan Morgan, Gina Rome, Randy Storm, Sweety Pie
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Texas Dildo Masquerade is a horrible movie to come from Jim Powers and Heatwave. The movie itself is a chore to sit though with a story that insults the viewer by existing and sex scenes that are rather poor. Heatwave has done a poor job with the release as well making this an easy to skip and forget release.
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Kelly the Coed 16
Release date: 12/3/2003
Reviewed on: 12/19/2015 by Flash
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Starring: Sergio, Jay Ashley, Johnny Thrust, Haley, Mr. Pete, Ashley Long, Andrew Riviera, Crystal Ray, Soma, Corina Taylor, Dirty Harry, Haley Paige
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Jim Powers actually manages to somehow make an entry that significantly lowers the bar yet again for the Kelly the Coed series, a feat I thought no longer possible. It appears at this point that Powers truly doesn't care and is going through the motions until Heatwave takes away his funding. Heatwave has done a poor job with this release with audio issues and a massive lack of any extras.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 12/3/2003
Reviewed on: 12/19/2015 by Flash
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Starring: Sergio, Jay Ashley, Johnny Thrust, Haley, Mr. Pete, Ashley Long, Andrew Riviera, Crystal Ray, Soma, Corina Taylor, Dirty Harry, Haley Paige
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Jim Powers actually manages to somehow make an entry that significantly lowers the bar yet again for the Kelly the Coed series, a feat I thought no longer possible. It appears at this point that Powers truly doesn't care and is going through the motions until Heatwave takes away his funding. Heatwave has done a poor job with this release with audio issues and a massive lack of any extras.
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Swallowing MILFs
Release date: 6/18/2015
Reviewed on: 8/25/2015 by astroknight
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Starring: Will Powers, Marco Banderas, Jack Vegas, Holly Heart, Veronica Avluv, Nikki Daniels, Allison Moore
Studio: POPPORN Productions
Directed by: Rex Holmes
Review brief: Pass this one by. The MILFs are hot and live up to the swallowing the title promises, but the authoring is beyond horrible and makes it almost completely unwatchable. I gave up on trying to watch this release not even forty minutes into the movie after having to restart the movie roughly forty times due to it freezing up. POPPORN's authoring has left some to be desired in the past, but this is beyond ridiculous. Skip it!
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(zero stars)
Release date: 6/18/2015
Reviewed on: 8/25/2015 by astroknight
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Starring: Will Powers, Marco Banderas, Jack Vegas, Holly Heart, Veronica Avluv, Nikki Daniels, Allison Moore
Studio: POPPORN Productions
Directed by: Rex Holmes
Review brief: Pass this one by. The MILFs are hot and live up to the swallowing the title promises, but the authoring is beyond horrible and makes it almost completely unwatchable. I gave up on trying to watch this release not even forty minutes into the movie after having to restart the movie roughly forty times due to it freezing up. POPPORN's authoring has left some to be desired in the past, but this is beyond ridiculous. Skip it!
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Booted Bitch
Release date: 9/12/2013
Reviewed on: 10/13/2013 by astroknight
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Starring: Mistress Emily
Studio: Lakeview Entertainment
Review brief: This is a well done fem-dom release. Mistress Emily does a nice job dominating her slave and fucking his ass from start to finish. The technical aspects are slightly above average, and as usual with fetish releases like this, there was no effort put into the extras. If you're a fan of heavier fetish femdom action, this one's worth checking out.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 9/12/2013
Reviewed on: 10/13/2013 by astroknight
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Starring: Mistress Emily
Studio: Lakeview Entertainment
Review brief: This is a well done fem-dom release. Mistress Emily does a nice job dominating her slave and fucking his ass from start to finish. The technical aspects are slightly above average, and as usual with fetish releases like this, there was no effort put into the extras. If you're a fan of heavier fetish femdom action, this one's worth checking out.
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Slammin' the White Girls
Release date: 8/28/2013
Reviewed on: 10/6/2013 by astroknight
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Starring: Byron Long, Justin Long, Trista, Holly Sweet, Charlie Macc, Jon Jon, Leighlani Red, J. Strokes, Jordan Nevaeh
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Directed by: Jon Jon, J. Royal, The Wizard, Ron Ellis
Review brief: Once again Juicy Entertainment and their D. Lynch Productions line shows that they're not a douchebag of a studio, but instead they're more of a colostomy bag. The scenes here are all very average, but as usual the DVD is presented as if it's a new release rather than a compilation. Avoid this release as well as anything else with a D. Lynch Productions label on it.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 8/28/2013
Reviewed on: 10/6/2013 by astroknight
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Starring: Byron Long, Justin Long, Trista, Holly Sweet, Charlie Macc, Jon Jon, Leighlani Red, J. Strokes, Jordan Nevaeh
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Directed by: Jon Jon, J. Royal, The Wizard, Ron Ellis
Review brief: Once again Juicy Entertainment and their D. Lynch Productions line shows that they're not a douchebag of a studio, but instead they're more of a colostomy bag. The scenes here are all very average, but as usual the DVD is presented as if it's a new release rather than a compilation. Avoid this release as well as anything else with a D. Lynch Productions label on it.
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This Isn't My 1st Black Cock
Release date: 7/17/2013
Reviewed on: 9/14/2013 by astroknight
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Starring: Byron Long, Aurora Snow, Broc Adams, Dana DeArmond, Jon Jon, Jessica Woods, Katie Kox
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Directed by: Michael Raw, D. Lynch
Review brief: This is a deliberately deceptive compilation right down to listing ALL BRAND NEW SCENES on the front cover despite the scenes being previously released by Juicy Entertainment. Pass this one just as you would a bad fish taco smothered in refried beans.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 7/17/2013
Reviewed on: 9/14/2013 by astroknight
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Starring: Byron Long, Aurora Snow, Broc Adams, Dana DeArmond, Jon Jon, Jessica Woods, Katie Kox
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Directed by: Michael Raw, D. Lynch
Review brief: This is a deliberately deceptive compilation right down to listing ALL BRAND NEW SCENES on the front cover despite the scenes being previously released by Juicy Entertainment. Pass this one just as you would a bad fish taco smothered in refried beans.
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Cougar Vs Cock 2
Release date: 8/14/2013
Reviewed on: 9/6/2013 by astroknight
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Starring: Billy Glide, Barry Scott, Holly West, Lisa DeMarco, Dylan Riley, Lexi Ward
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Directed by: Julian, Derek Dozer
Review brief: This is a deliberately deceptive compilation right down to listing ALL BRAND NEW SCENES on the front cover despite the scenes being previously released by Sudden Impact. The only reason you should slow down for this one is if it gives you a chance to kick the people behind D. Lynch Productions in the crotch with a pointed shoe.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 8/14/2013
Reviewed on: 9/6/2013 by astroknight
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Starring: Billy Glide, Barry Scott, Holly West, Lisa DeMarco, Dylan Riley, Lexi Ward
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Directed by: Julian, Derek Dozer
Review brief: This is a deliberately deceptive compilation right down to listing ALL BRAND NEW SCENES on the front cover despite the scenes being previously released by Sudden Impact. The only reason you should slow down for this one is if it gives you a chance to kick the people behind D. Lynch Productions in the crotch with a pointed shoe.
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Asian Schoolgirl's Lost Innocence
Release date: 5/22/2013
Reviewed on: 6/8/2013 by astroknight
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Starring: Billy Glide, Mr. Pete, Vicki Chase, Arial Rose, War Machine, Vicky Chase, Rosemary Radeva, Samora Morgan
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Directed by: Derek Dozer, D. Lynch
Review brief: D. Lynch continues its deceptive ways with this release, hacking four scenes out of Sudden Impact's Mr. Chew's Asian Beaver 5 to put out here while making it look like a new release. Don't even consider spending your money here and instead just buy the original Mr. Chew release where you can get the entire movie for about the same price.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/22/2013
Reviewed on: 6/8/2013 by astroknight
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Starring: Billy Glide, Mr. Pete, Vicki Chase, Arial Rose, War Machine, Vicky Chase, Rosemary Radeva, Samora Morgan
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Directed by: Derek Dozer, D. Lynch
Review brief: D. Lynch continues its deceptive ways with this release, hacking four scenes out of Sudden Impact's Mr. Chew's Asian Beaver 5 to put out here while making it look like a new release. Don't even consider spending your money here and instead just buy the original Mr. Chew release where you can get the entire movie for about the same price.
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Panty Trap, The
Release date: 2/13/2013
Reviewed on: 5/1/2013 by astroknight
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Starring: Michael Stefano, Alicia Tease, Barry Scott, Maya Hills, Summer Bailey, Mallory Rae Murphy
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Directed by: Derek Dozer, D. Lynch
Review brief: This is just an edited down version of I Spy Camel Toe 2 with four scenes instead of five and the setups removed. I'm beyond disgusted at a release like that being put out as a new release, and the cover putting claims of nonexistent extras such as bonus footage only makes this look like more of a deliberate attempt to rip off consumers. Pass this by and don't look back.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 2/13/2013
Reviewed on: 5/1/2013 by astroknight
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Starring: Michael Stefano, Alicia Tease, Barry Scott, Maya Hills, Summer Bailey, Mallory Rae Murphy
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Directed by: Derek Dozer, D. Lynch
Review brief: This is just an edited down version of I Spy Camel Toe 2 with four scenes instead of five and the setups removed. I'm beyond disgusted at a release like that being put out as a new release, and the cover putting claims of nonexistent extras such as bonus footage only makes this look like more of a deliberate attempt to rip off consumers. Pass this by and don't look back.
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Little Asian Sluts (New Sensations)
Release date: 6/4/2012
Reviewed on: 8/16/2012 by T0MBOne
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Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Ramon, Chris Charming, Nicole, Bob Terminator, Mark Ashley, Jayna Oso, Boz, James Deen, Shane Diesel, Tony De Sergio, Alex Gonz, Satine Phoenix, Ruka Stone, Szabi, Jade Sin, Kayme Kai, Lily Li, Krystal Kali, Miley Villa, Kya Tropic, Beti Hana, Kim Tao
Studio: New Sensations
Review brief: New Sensations LITTLE ASIAN SLUTS (2012) with lovely Lily Li on the DVD cover sleeve is a 2 disc comp (with one new brand new scene) that arrived at my doorstep with a faulty Disc 1. So, here is a partial review starting with Disc 2.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 6/4/2012
Reviewed on: 8/16/2012 by T0MBOne
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Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Ramon, Chris Charming, Nicole, Bob Terminator, Mark Ashley, Jayna Oso, Boz, James Deen, Shane Diesel, Tony De Sergio, Alex Gonz, Satine Phoenix, Ruka Stone, Szabi, Jade Sin, Kayme Kai, Lily Li, Krystal Kali, Miley Villa, Kya Tropic, Beti Hana, Kim Tao
Studio: New Sensations
Review brief: New Sensations LITTLE ASIAN SLUTS (2012) with lovely Lily Li on the DVD cover sleeve is a 2 disc comp (with one new brand new scene) that arrived at my doorstep with a faulty Disc 1. So, here is a partial review starting with Disc 2.
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