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Real College Girls 11
Release date: 11/21/2003
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Jeremy Steele, Autumn Haze, Krystal, Brett Rockman, Nicole Moore, Alex Rox, Ander Page, Ramona Luv, Vandalia, Cytherea, Emily DaVinci, Hollie Stevens, Pason, Jack Lawrence, Naudia Nyce, Cherry Poppens, Mr. X [VI] (caucasian)
Studio: Hustler
Review brief: Real College Girls #11 might be the worst porn video Ive reviewed in a year and, believe me, Ive seen some real dogs. The best thing about this flick is that Hustler actually took the time to provide a Cast List (even if it has a couple misspellings). Why any of the performers would want their name associated with this piece of junk is beyond me. The premise: A Hustler hostess walks around various L.A. campuses looking for the girl who will star in the next scene. Once they meet up, the hostess asks the girl about ten minutes of inane, stupid questions trying to prove to us that she is, in fact, a college student. Who cares? Get to the sex! Red Heaven is the first hostess and, after finally finding Naudia Nice and Cherry Poppens, interviews them and leads them to a room where they meet Jack Lawrence. The action begins, but Red cant be content with just watching or filming. Instead, she inserts herself into the threeway, playing with herself and the others. She seems to be the focus rather than the other girls.
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Insatiable 2 (I-Candy)
Release date: 8/2/2000
Reviewed on: 1/30/2004 by Monkey
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Starring: Paul Thomas, Shanna McCullough, Jamie Gillis, Marilyn Chambers, Juliet Anderson, Craig Roberts, Janey Robbins, Bobby Dee, Valerie LeVeau
Studio: I-Candy
Directed by: Godfrey Daniels
Review brief: I-Candy's DVD release of Insatiable was really well done, with obvious time and attention spent on it. A DVD well worth buying. Now I personally always prefered Insatiable II, so when I saw that I-Candy had released it on DVD I jumped at the chance to buy it. What a mistake. This DVD is almost the exact opposite of the Insatiable DVD release. The menus were obviously quickly thrown together, with a quality so poor that the DVD creators should be embarassed to have their names associated with it (e.g. menu selections indicated by an ugly big handrawn single color red X next to the item). There are no extras to speak of, there's no time code on the movie, and for some reason the movie plays horizontally squished to 50 of it's proper width (imagine the reverse of letterbox) on my Pioneer DVD player, on which I've played hundreds of DVDs and NEVER before seen this effect. And worst of all, the movie is missing LARGE segments from the original release for no percievable reason.
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Search For The Ripe Peach
Release date: 8/20/2003
Reviewed on: 12/5/2003 by astroknight
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Starring: Pat Myne, John West, Frank Bukkwyd, Victoria Givens, Avena Lee, Britney Foster, Rebecca Love, Kylie Rachel
Studio: Lord Perious
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: the cover claims approx. 90 min. Since there isnt a time stamp and every chapter has its own running time on my DVD-ROM, I have no clue how long the feature actually takes Production Date: 3 / 30 / 2003 thru 4 / 1 / 2003 Director: Shawn Ricks Cast: Victoria Givens, Britney Foster, Avena Lee, Kylie Rochelle, Rebecca Love, Pat Myne, John West, Fabio Scorpion, and Tommy Gunn (listed here as Dr. Thomas Gunn, M.D.) in sexual roles and Wankus, Frank Bukkwyd, Frank Felone, Tony Montana, and Rod Lightning in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: Lord Perious hasnt impressed me too much in the past, but with Victoria Givens Im willing to give this one a try! Initial Reaction: Hardware once said That's the trouble with coming up with ideas when you're stoned. You may think they're funny but everybody else thinks you're an idiot.. That said, Im not sure if anybody involved with this wasnt stoned throughout this entire process with the exception of the ladies.
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Francesca Le's Cum Swallowing Whores
Release date: 7/8/2003
Reviewed on: 7/16/2003 by dirty_flea
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Starring: Rick Masters, Francesca Le, Guy DiSilva, Darren James, Tony Michaels, Mark Wood, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Sabrine Maui, Olivia Saint, Anthony Hardwood, Ashley Blue, Gen Padova, Cindy Crawford, Tyler Durden, Sabrina Snow, Mario Rossi, Honney Bunny
Studio: Le Wood
Directed by: Francesca Le
Review brief: I'm expecting a lot of cum swallowing from this flick and come (cum) away dissapointed. First of all most all the girls avoid eating any cum with the only exception of Francesca herself. You know that this is a bad flick if even Ashley Blue avoid eating/swallowing cum which happens in this flick. I rented because I thought Francesca would be drinking plenty of cum as shown on the back-cover. Was I wrong. She managed to drop/avoid cum but did down some. Second, the total number of cum shots in this flick won't even match just one shot from Peter North on a good day. Each scenes is the basically the same: one girl sucking 3 guys. They cum in a cake, table top, wine glass, or through a funnel. There is no sex scene at all.
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Young Pink
Release date: 3/21/2003
Reviewed on: 6/29/2003 by BIGmike
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Starring: Kitty, Dale Dabone, Joey Ray, Tony Pounds, Mark Ashley, Lexi Mathews, Trevor Zen, Boo Dilicious, Tanya James, Mandy Starr
Studio: Simon Wolf
Directed by: Robert Herrera
Review brief: Simon Wolf Uncensored Starring Mandy [Starr], Boo, Kitty, Lexi [Matthews], and Tanya [James] SCENE ONE : Tanya James, is a pretty hot 19-year-old blonde who opens this scene with a question and answer getting-to-know-you-type segment, showing off her natural tits along the way, with a brief still shoots segment, and then a guy, Tony Pound, enters. The two kiss and feel each other up, helping each other strip, before she starts sucking his cock. The guy returns the favor onto her, with all sex that follows being vaginal, though through a few various positions, and then to end a simple scene, and a below average scene at best, the guy cums on her face and mouth. But directly after the guy cums on her face, she gets asked a few more questions to really put an end this mediocre scene. SCENE TWO : Mandy Starr is a cute brunette, who is sitting on a bed, snacking on something, when a guy asks her about one of her sex experiences, a good one, which surprises her, as she thought that the guy would ask about her statistics.
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Redheads Do It Better
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 3/8/2002 by Rieekan
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Starring: Patricia Kennedy, Tom Byron, T.T. Boy, Tony Tedeschi, Jon Dough, Elizabeth, Deja, Brittany O'Connell, Lacy Rose, Brandi Wine
Studio: Erotica 2000
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Various. * DURATION: »75mins. * STARRING: Unattractive women, some with red hair. No idea about names. Redheads Do It Better apparently. With no cast list and great advertisements like These red hair babes slam it harder and Red hot that will make cum (sounds like a curry recipe), how can you doubt the title of this DVD? Anyhow, lets keep this review short and simple. This was a giveaway DVD, ostensibly containing hot scenes with hot redheads. Personally, Ive always had a thing for redheads but theres little in porn to satisfy this craving (Gwen Summers pretty much not that thats a bad thing). Ive reviewed some bad porn lately but this is a ridiculously tepid offering that stands out, even amongst the Vivid movies. Its come to my attention lately that Ive been giving some ridiculously low scores of late. All I can say is that these movies honestly deserve these scores and arent worth any money. The men and women in this movie were repellent, the sex was unpleasant to watch and there were absolutely no extras. Not even a time code.
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Jekyll & Hyde
Release date: 10/9/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2002 by Rieekan
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Starring: Ian Daniels, Julian, Genevieve, Mike Foster, Taylor Hayes, Frank Gun, Fernanda, Kate More, Alberto Rey, Leslie Taylor, Frank Major, Daniella, Aletta, Kallinger Hurst, Judyh, Kathlin Zombor, Jean-Michel Kossa
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Paul Thomas. * DURATION: »90mins. * STARRING: Aletta, Daniella, Fernanda, Genevieve, Judyh, Kate Moore, Kathlin Zombor & Taylor Hayes. Jekyll & Hyde is a Vivid feature classic starring Taylor Hayes, Julian and a lot of European women. Like many classics, this film falls completely flat on its face. Its difficult for me to express my disappointment, but Ill try anyway. Of the female cast, the only name I knew (and the only reason I bought this DVD) was Taylor Hayes. Still, it was Vivid so I should have known better should have known far better. Sigh. First up, the plot. Jekyll & Hyde has been lauded for its story. Personally, I found the story uninteresting, even off-putting, and it unquestionably interfered with the sex. Not only that, but there were virtually two stories going on at once, independent of each other. Taylor and Julian had a plotline that was semi-interesting while the European (Hungarian?) cast were totally involved in their own non-English drama. Clearly, a lot was put into production values and Taylor and Julians acting were good.
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Pleasureland
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 4/12/2001 by Trunks
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Starring: T.T. Boy, Steven St. Croix, Peter North, Nikki Tyler, Laura Palmer, Celine Devoux, Lexus Locklear
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Jim Enright
Review brief: I thought the story for this was pretty dumb. The sex was nothing special. Nikki Tyler shows that she is a good performer in the last Bobbi Vitale scene but it wasn't a scene I would return to. The rest of the sex I found to be boring and unappealing. Lexus is certainly an attractive looking woman, but she doesn't seem to ever be into her sex scenes. They usually don't appeal to me. Maybe she should change professions.
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Planet Max 2
Release date: 1/29/2001
Reviewed on: 3/2/2001 by BIGmike
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Starring: Leanni Lei, Max Hardcore, Claudia, Melody Love, Julianna Sterling
Studio: Legend
Review brief: This is the first DVD that I bought that I couldn't watch. Max Steiner/Hardcore should be placed behind bars for life, without the possibility of parole. He gives this industry a very bad name. Why would anyone want to work with him? The final scene is like watching a crime being committed, and not doing anything to stop it.
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Bangkok Boobarella
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001 by Evil_Rip
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Starring: Asia Carrera, Kia, Alex Sanders, Jonathan Morgan, Suzi Suzuki, Minka, Kellei, Kelle
Studio: Big Top
Directed by: Graham, John
Review brief: Bangkok Boobarella Studio: Big Top Starring Female: Asia Carrera, Suzi Suzuki, Kellei, Kia, Minka Looks: Great looking Asian women. First Impression: Beautiful Asian women. Hey this was voted Best Asian movie of the year. It is also supposed to a great Big Titty movie! Oh how sad I was duped by this. Likes: Cute Asian Girls. Dislikes: This DVD. Not even Asias scenes can save this DVD. Talk about crap. Crappy story. Crappy dialogue. Boring Action. Jittery DVD. Bad Video Quality The Echo Audio effect It is like I see them talking but they dont say anything till their echoes show up. Review: Oh man was this a terrible DVD. It claims to be the best Asian movie of its year. If it really is the best Asian movie for the year it was released then those other movies must have sucked worse then used enema pipes. First off the plot was terrible, hey what was I expecting its a porno. So this guy is looking for an Asian woman with huge breasts to fill this big oversized bra he's found. He puts an ad out it the paper.
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Car Wash Angels 2
Release date: 5/18/2000
Reviewed on: 7/30/2000 by Draken
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Starring: Jill Kelly, Allysin Chaynes, Julie Meadows, Inari Vachs, Chloe, Shayla LaVeaux, Gina Ryder, Daisy Chain, Tabitha Stevens, Anita Cannibal, Bobbi Bliss, Renee LaRue, Felelicia, Brooke Hunter, Veronica Caine, Sydnee Steele
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Jim Holliday
Review brief: Pre Viewing Expectations Wow, the case says this feature is over three hours. This will be the first porno I've watched that is longer than most main stream motion pictures. There is a bit of a write up about the plot, but it expects one to have watched the first one in the series (which I have not). Also noted are the 11 scenes and the 33 girls staring in this feature. Mention of filling Jill Kelly's three holes is also made. The Main Event As promised on the case, there are eleven sex scenes in this movie. Most are typical male/female parings. There are a couple of group sex scens, including the "all holes filled" scene. This doesn't involve three men, but two men and either a dildo or pussy to occupy the third opening. Not exactly air tight, and a bit disappointing. Many of the scenes are quite long, to the point of being too long. I found myself getting bored with this, often noting it was time they moved on to something new. The plot is supposed to revolve around a car wash, which is going mobile to make money.
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Texas Dildo Masquerade
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/30/2000 by Darkmage
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Starring: Steve Hatcher, Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Mila, Rod Fontana, Candy Apples, Tabitha Stevens, Ron Jeremy, Jonathan Morgan, Gina Rome, Randy Storm, Sweety Pie
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Never let it be said that I don't go the whole nine yards to give you, the discerning porn connoissier, the very best in adult DVD reviews. I work hard at giving you the most thorough, accurate and humorous reviews that I can. Sometimes, I have to make sacrifices in order to give you the best review in exchange for the time it takes to read them. In the case of today's DVD, the Texas Dildo Masquerade, I went out and rented the movie that inspired this tale of lost teenagers in a wilderness of terror. Yes, I actually watched the Texas Chainsaw Massacre in order to catch any reference that the director may throw at you. I suspect that the director is a fan of the original horror movie and he wanted to show, in his own way, that he enjoyed the cult classic and pay homage to the archetype of the slasher films. He failed. The Plot: Okay, check this out. Four impressionable "youths" are driving through the countryside to check on the gravesite of one of their number's grandfather.
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Up Close 6
Release date: 5/2/2025
Reviewed on: 8/31/2025 by Captain Jack
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Starring: Robby Apples, Kimmy Kimm, Leo Vice, Chanel Camryn, Demi Hawks
Studio: Adult Time
Directed by: Dan Humes, Rhiannon Humes
Review brief: This is a continuation of the Adult Time series in which we get to know these girls in an intimate setting. Their partners do a brief interview finding out what they like and then they get intimate. Kimmy Kimm, Chanel Camryn and Demi Hawks get up close in this feature!
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Corrupt Schoolgirls 10
Release date: 5/20/2015
Reviewed on: 10/27/2024 by Captain Jack
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Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tommy Gunn, Manuel Ferrara, Tommy Pistol, Dakota James, Marina Angel, Miko Dai, Alina West
Studio: Reality Junkies
Review brief: This is a release from Reality Junkies giving us a look at some naughty schoolgirls. These teens look great in their school uniforms and look even better out of them! This one stars Dakota James, Marina Angel, Alina West and Miko Dai.
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Lesbian Psychodramas 40
Release date: 1/30/2024
Reviewed on: 3/2/2024 by Captain Jack
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Starring: Cali Sweets, Alex Coal, Tiffany Watson, Erin Everheart, Electra Rayne, Adalind Gray, Willow Ryder, Dharma Jones
Studio: Girlfriends Films
Review brief: This is the latest Girlfriend Films release in which these girls are crazy! But in a good way! There are 4 scenes here with short storylines that set up the scenarios. Alex Coal and Dharma Jones, Tiffany Watson and Erin Everhart, Electra Rayne and Adalind Gray and Willow Ryder and Cali Sweets are the pairings in this title.
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Opposites Attract (Web Young)
Release date: 2/9/2018
Reviewed on: 9/3/2023 by Captain Jack
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Starring: Lily Love (USA), Kenna James, Adria Rae, Chloe Cherry, Charlotte Sartre, Scarlett Sage, Khloe Kapri
Studio: Web Young
Directed by: Alan X
Review brief: This is a Web Young release from a couple of years ago with some of the top young stars in porn! Chloe Cherry, Adria Rae and Lily Love play a very sexy game of Truth or Dare. Scarlett Sage and Charlotte Sartre are total opposites but find they have more in common than they think! And Khloe Kapri realizes that she''s in love with her step-sister, Kenna James.
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Exploited College Girls: Kenzie Madison
Release date: 1/3/2019
Reviewed on: 7/18/2022 by Captain Jack
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Starring: Kenzie Madison [I] (female)
Studio: Excogi
Review brief: Exploited College Girls or ExCoGi as people call it, is a popular website showing girls'' first times on film! Every girl says she had a good time with the studio and it was very professional! This scene is special to me. I interviewed Kenzie Madison before she had ever shot her first scene. She then shot for ExCoGi and I talked to her right after the scene to see how it went! This is the result!
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Coming Of Age 6 (Erotica X)
Release date: 8/21/2019
Reviewed on: 3/13/2022 by Captain Jack
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Starring: Tyler Nixon, Jay Smooth, Damon Dice, Chloe Cherry, Sam Shock, MaryKate Moss, Natalie Knight, Lana Sharapova
Studio: Erotica X
Directed by: James Avalon
Review brief: James Avalon directs this release for Erotica X and he has some true beauties in this one! Chloe Cherry is a star and leads off this volume. Mackenzie Moss, Lana Sharapova and Natalie Knight round out the case. That is some sexy women!
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Ignite 3
Release date: 6/10/2021
Reviewed on: 8/6/2021 by Captain Jack
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Starring: Ashley Lane, Rob Piper, Ella Hughes, Jill Kassidy, Freddy Gong, Jesus Reyes, Allie Nicole, Baby Nicols, Darrell Deeps, Pressure
Studio: Blacked.com
Directed by: Laurent Sky, Julia Grandi
Review brief: The latest release from Blacked.com is this series in which these hot babes ignite a fire in the loins of their man! They have a sexy cast in this one including Ashley Lane, Jill Kassidy, Allie Nicole, Ella Hughes and Baby Nicols.
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Zombie Nation (Television X)
Release date: 7/2/2019
Reviewed on: 9/4/2019 by Flash
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Starring: James, Elizabeth Lawrence, Sandra Sanchez, Stefan Hard, Diana Gold, Ruka Stone, Kate Jones, Stacey Saran, Jay Snake, Zuzana P.
Studio: Television X
Directed by: Kendo
Review brief: Zombie Nation is a bizarre adult all sex movie that features the living dead having sex with still breathing (although one assumes not capable of smelling) humans. The set work and the make-up and costuming are exceptional however, the sex itself is completely unerotic (unless you fantasize about necrophilia -- having sex with a decaying corpse.). This reviewer finds Zombie Nation to be an easy movie to pass on. The streaming-only edition of Zombie Nation on TVX Hardcore is in poor shape with a non-anamorphic widescreen image that is in low definition.
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Duke Fuckem
Release date: 1/11/2012
Reviewed on: 8/31/2016 by Flash
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Starring: Ron Jeremy, Scott Lyons, Codi Carmichael, Bella Reese, Chad Diamond, Jamey Janes, Abella Anderson, Stevie Shae, Bobby Cupcakes
Studio: Mike Hunt Inc.
Directed by: Ralph Long
Review brief: No matter what you are looking for, Duke Fuckem is a horrible adult movie. The attempts to emulate the Duke Nukem video game franchise are just horrible. The plot, well there really isn't a plot, and what pieces of one there are aren't even in order which makes the movie nonsensical. The sex scenes are completely ruined by the antics of the movie. The acting? Oh, don't even get into the acting. Duke Fuckem is the bottom of the bottom of adult movies. Avoid this turd at all costs. Mike Hunt Inc. has done a decent job with their release of the movie.
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Passion Noir
Release date: 2/18/2016
Reviewed on: 8/7/2016 by astroknight
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Starring: Nick, Jason, Chrissy, Lexi, Thomas, Karol, Lutro, Vinna
Studio: Sinful XXX
Directed by: Roma Amor
Review brief: This is a heavily artistic release, and although it did show some potential it's quickly limited as only the first 40 minutes of the release play. For this reason you can easily pass this one by.
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Texas Dildo Masquerade
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/28/2015 by Flash
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Starring: Steve Hatcher, Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Mila, Rod Fontana, Candy Apples, Tabitha Stevens, Ron Jeremy, Jonathan Morgan, Gina Rome, Randy Storm, Sweety Pie
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Texas Dildo Masquerade is a horrible movie to come from Jim Powers and Heatwave. The movie itself is a chore to sit though with a story that insults the viewer by existing and sex scenes that are rather poor. Heatwave has done a poor job with the release as well making this an easy to skip and forget release.
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Kelly the Coed 16
Release date: 12/3/2003
Reviewed on: 12/19/2015 by Flash
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Starring: Sergio, Jay Ashley, Johnny Thrust, Haley, Mr. Pete, Ashley Long, Andrew Riviera, Crystal Ray, Soma, Corina Taylor, Dirty Harry, Haley Paige
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Jim Powers actually manages to somehow make an entry that significantly lowers the bar yet again for the Kelly the Coed series, a feat I thought no longer possible. It appears at this point that Powers truly doesn't care and is going through the motions until Heatwave takes away his funding. Heatwave has done a poor job with this release with audio issues and a massive lack of any extras.
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Swallowing MILFs
Release date: 6/18/2015
Reviewed on: 8/25/2015 by astroknight
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Starring: Will Powers, Marco Banderas, Jack Vegas, Holly Heart, Veronica Avluv, Nikki Daniels, Allison Moore
Studio: POPPORN Productions
Directed by: Rex Holmes
Review brief: Pass this one by. The MILFs are hot and live up to the swallowing the title promises, but the authoring is beyond horrible and makes it almost completely unwatchable. I gave up on trying to watch this release not even forty minutes into the movie after having to restart the movie roughly forty times due to it freezing up. POPPORN's authoring has left some to be desired in the past, but this is beyond ridiculous. Skip it!
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Release date: 11/21/2003
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Jeremy Steele, Autumn Haze, Krystal, Brett Rockman, Nicole Moore, Alex Rox, Ander Page, Ramona Luv, Vandalia, Cytherea, Emily DaVinci, Hollie Stevens, Pason, Jack Lawrence, Naudia Nyce, Cherry Poppens, Mr. X [VI] (caucasian)
Studio: Hustler
Review brief: Real College Girls #11 might be the worst porn video Ive reviewed in a year and, believe me, Ive seen some real dogs. The best thing about this flick is that Hustler actually took the time to provide a Cast List (even if it has a couple misspellings). Why any of the performers would want their name associated with this piece of junk is beyond me. The premise: A Hustler hostess walks around various L.A. campuses looking for the girl who will star in the next scene. Once they meet up, the hostess asks the girl about ten minutes of inane, stupid questions trying to prove to us that she is, in fact, a college student. Who cares? Get to the sex! Red Heaven is the first hostess and, after finally finding Naudia Nice and Cherry Poppens, interviews them and leads them to a room where they meet Jack Lawrence. The action begins, but Red cant be content with just watching or filming. Instead, she inserts herself into the threeway, playing with herself and the others. She seems to be the focus rather than the other girls.
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Release date: 8/2/2000
Reviewed on: 1/30/2004 by Monkey
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Starring: Paul Thomas, Shanna McCullough, Jamie Gillis, Marilyn Chambers, Juliet Anderson, Craig Roberts, Janey Robbins, Bobby Dee, Valerie LeVeau
Studio: I-Candy
Directed by: Godfrey Daniels
Review brief: I-Candy's DVD release of Insatiable was really well done, with obvious time and attention spent on it. A DVD well worth buying. Now I personally always prefered Insatiable II, so when I saw that I-Candy had released it on DVD I jumped at the chance to buy it. What a mistake. This DVD is almost the exact opposite of the Insatiable DVD release. The menus were obviously quickly thrown together, with a quality so poor that the DVD creators should be embarassed to have their names associated with it (e.g. menu selections indicated by an ugly big handrawn single color red X next to the item). There are no extras to speak of, there's no time code on the movie, and for some reason the movie plays horizontally squished to 50 of it's proper width (imagine the reverse of letterbox) on my Pioneer DVD player, on which I've played hundreds of DVDs and NEVER before seen this effect. And worst of all, the movie is missing LARGE segments from the original release for no percievable reason.
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Release date: 8/20/2003
Reviewed on: 12/5/2003 by astroknight
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Starring: Pat Myne, John West, Frank Bukkwyd, Victoria Givens, Avena Lee, Britney Foster, Rebecca Love, Kylie Rachel
Studio: Lord Perious
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: the cover claims approx. 90 min. Since there isnt a time stamp and every chapter has its own running time on my DVD-ROM, I have no clue how long the feature actually takes Production Date: 3 / 30 / 2003 thru 4 / 1 / 2003 Director: Shawn Ricks Cast: Victoria Givens, Britney Foster, Avena Lee, Kylie Rochelle, Rebecca Love, Pat Myne, John West, Fabio Scorpion, and Tommy Gunn (listed here as Dr. Thomas Gunn, M.D.) in sexual roles and Wankus, Frank Bukkwyd, Frank Felone, Tony Montana, and Rod Lightning in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: Lord Perious hasnt impressed me too much in the past, but with Victoria Givens Im willing to give this one a try! Initial Reaction: Hardware once said That's the trouble with coming up with ideas when you're stoned. You may think they're funny but everybody else thinks you're an idiot.. That said, Im not sure if anybody involved with this wasnt stoned throughout this entire process with the exception of the ladies.
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Release date: 7/8/2003
Reviewed on: 7/16/2003 by dirty_flea
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Starring: Rick Masters, Francesca Le, Guy DiSilva, Darren James, Tony Michaels, Mark Wood, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Sabrine Maui, Olivia Saint, Anthony Hardwood, Ashley Blue, Gen Padova, Cindy Crawford, Tyler Durden, Sabrina Snow, Mario Rossi, Honney Bunny
Studio: Le Wood
Directed by: Francesca Le
Review brief: I'm expecting a lot of cum swallowing from this flick and come (cum) away dissapointed. First of all most all the girls avoid eating any cum with the only exception of Francesca herself. You know that this is a bad flick if even Ashley Blue avoid eating/swallowing cum which happens in this flick. I rented because I thought Francesca would be drinking plenty of cum as shown on the back-cover. Was I wrong. She managed to drop/avoid cum but did down some. Second, the total number of cum shots in this flick won't even match just one shot from Peter North on a good day. Each scenes is the basically the same: one girl sucking 3 guys. They cum in a cake, table top, wine glass, or through a funnel. There is no sex scene at all.
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Release date: 3/21/2003
Reviewed on: 6/29/2003 by BIGmike
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Starring: Kitty, Dale Dabone, Joey Ray, Tony Pounds, Mark Ashley, Lexi Mathews, Trevor Zen, Boo Dilicious, Tanya James, Mandy Starr
Studio: Simon Wolf
Directed by: Robert Herrera
Review brief: Simon Wolf Uncensored Starring Mandy [Starr], Boo, Kitty, Lexi [Matthews], and Tanya [James] SCENE ONE : Tanya James, is a pretty hot 19-year-old blonde who opens this scene with a question and answer getting-to-know-you-type segment, showing off her natural tits along the way, with a brief still shoots segment, and then a guy, Tony Pound, enters. The two kiss and feel each other up, helping each other strip, before she starts sucking his cock. The guy returns the favor onto her, with all sex that follows being vaginal, though through a few various positions, and then to end a simple scene, and a below average scene at best, the guy cums on her face and mouth. But directly after the guy cums on her face, she gets asked a few more questions to really put an end this mediocre scene. SCENE TWO : Mandy Starr is a cute brunette, who is sitting on a bed, snacking on something, when a guy asks her about one of her sex experiences, a good one, which surprises her, as she thought that the guy would ask about her statistics.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 3/8/2002 by Rieekan
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Starring: Patricia Kennedy, Tom Byron, T.T. Boy, Tony Tedeschi, Jon Dough, Elizabeth, Deja, Brittany O'Connell, Lacy Rose, Brandi Wine
Studio: Erotica 2000
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Various. * DURATION: »75mins. * STARRING: Unattractive women, some with red hair. No idea about names. Redheads Do It Better apparently. With no cast list and great advertisements like These red hair babes slam it harder and Red hot that will make cum (sounds like a curry recipe), how can you doubt the title of this DVD? Anyhow, lets keep this review short and simple. This was a giveaway DVD, ostensibly containing hot scenes with hot redheads. Personally, Ive always had a thing for redheads but theres little in porn to satisfy this craving (Gwen Summers pretty much not that thats a bad thing). Ive reviewed some bad porn lately but this is a ridiculously tepid offering that stands out, even amongst the Vivid movies. Its come to my attention lately that Ive been giving some ridiculously low scores of late. All I can say is that these movies honestly deserve these scores and arent worth any money. The men and women in this movie were repellent, the sex was unpleasant to watch and there were absolutely no extras. Not even a time code.
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Release date: 10/9/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2002 by Rieekan
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Starring: Ian Daniels, Julian, Genevieve, Mike Foster, Taylor Hayes, Frank Gun, Fernanda, Kate More, Alberto Rey, Leslie Taylor, Frank Major, Daniella, Aletta, Kallinger Hurst, Judyh, Kathlin Zombor, Jean-Michel Kossa
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Paul Thomas. * DURATION: »90mins. * STARRING: Aletta, Daniella, Fernanda, Genevieve, Judyh, Kate Moore, Kathlin Zombor & Taylor Hayes. Jekyll & Hyde is a Vivid feature classic starring Taylor Hayes, Julian and a lot of European women. Like many classics, this film falls completely flat on its face. Its difficult for me to express my disappointment, but Ill try anyway. Of the female cast, the only name I knew (and the only reason I bought this DVD) was Taylor Hayes. Still, it was Vivid so I should have known better should have known far better. Sigh. First up, the plot. Jekyll & Hyde has been lauded for its story. Personally, I found the story uninteresting, even off-putting, and it unquestionably interfered with the sex. Not only that, but there were virtually two stories going on at once, independent of each other. Taylor and Julian had a plotline that was semi-interesting while the European (Hungarian?) cast were totally involved in their own non-English drama. Clearly, a lot was put into production values and Taylor and Julians acting were good.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 4/12/2001 by Trunks
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Starring: T.T. Boy, Steven St. Croix, Peter North, Nikki Tyler, Laura Palmer, Celine Devoux, Lexus Locklear
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Jim Enright
Review brief: I thought the story for this was pretty dumb. The sex was nothing special. Nikki Tyler shows that she is a good performer in the last Bobbi Vitale scene but it wasn't a scene I would return to. The rest of the sex I found to be boring and unappealing. Lexus is certainly an attractive looking woman, but she doesn't seem to ever be into her sex scenes. They usually don't appeal to me. Maybe she should change professions.
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Release date: 1/29/2001
Reviewed on: 3/2/2001 by BIGmike
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Starring: Leanni Lei, Max Hardcore, Claudia, Melody Love, Julianna Sterling
Studio: Legend
Review brief: This is the first DVD that I bought that I couldn't watch. Max Steiner/Hardcore should be placed behind bars for life, without the possibility of parole. He gives this industry a very bad name. Why would anyone want to work with him? The final scene is like watching a crime being committed, and not doing anything to stop it.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001 by Evil_Rip
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Starring: Asia Carrera, Kia, Alex Sanders, Jonathan Morgan, Suzi Suzuki, Minka, Kellei, Kelle
Studio: Big Top
Directed by: Graham, John
Review brief: Bangkok Boobarella Studio: Big Top Starring Female: Asia Carrera, Suzi Suzuki, Kellei, Kia, Minka Looks: Great looking Asian women. First Impression: Beautiful Asian women. Hey this was voted Best Asian movie of the year. It is also supposed to a great Big Titty movie! Oh how sad I was duped by this. Likes: Cute Asian Girls. Dislikes: This DVD. Not even Asias scenes can save this DVD. Talk about crap. Crappy story. Crappy dialogue. Boring Action. Jittery DVD. Bad Video Quality The Echo Audio effect It is like I see them talking but they dont say anything till their echoes show up. Review: Oh man was this a terrible DVD. It claims to be the best Asian movie of its year. If it really is the best Asian movie for the year it was released then those other movies must have sucked worse then used enema pipes. First off the plot was terrible, hey what was I expecting its a porno. So this guy is looking for an Asian woman with huge breasts to fill this big oversized bra he's found. He puts an ad out it the paper.
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Release date: 5/18/2000
Reviewed on: 7/30/2000 by Draken
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Starring: Jill Kelly, Allysin Chaynes, Julie Meadows, Inari Vachs, Chloe, Shayla LaVeaux, Gina Ryder, Daisy Chain, Tabitha Stevens, Anita Cannibal, Bobbi Bliss, Renee LaRue, Felelicia, Brooke Hunter, Veronica Caine, Sydnee Steele
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Jim Holliday
Review brief: Pre Viewing Expectations Wow, the case says this feature is over three hours. This will be the first porno I've watched that is longer than most main stream motion pictures. There is a bit of a write up about the plot, but it expects one to have watched the first one in the series (which I have not). Also noted are the 11 scenes and the 33 girls staring in this feature. Mention of filling Jill Kelly's three holes is also made. The Main Event As promised on the case, there are eleven sex scenes in this movie. Most are typical male/female parings. There are a couple of group sex scens, including the "all holes filled" scene. This doesn't involve three men, but two men and either a dildo or pussy to occupy the third opening. Not exactly air tight, and a bit disappointing. Many of the scenes are quite long, to the point of being too long. I found myself getting bored with this, often noting it was time they moved on to something new. The plot is supposed to revolve around a car wash, which is going mobile to make money.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/30/2000 by Darkmage
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Starring: Steve Hatcher, Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Mila, Rod Fontana, Candy Apples, Tabitha Stevens, Ron Jeremy, Jonathan Morgan, Gina Rome, Randy Storm, Sweety Pie
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Never let it be said that I don't go the whole nine yards to give you, the discerning porn connoissier, the very best in adult DVD reviews. I work hard at giving you the most thorough, accurate and humorous reviews that I can. Sometimes, I have to make sacrifices in order to give you the best review in exchange for the time it takes to read them. In the case of today's DVD, the Texas Dildo Masquerade, I went out and rented the movie that inspired this tale of lost teenagers in a wilderness of terror. Yes, I actually watched the Texas Chainsaw Massacre in order to catch any reference that the director may throw at you. I suspect that the director is a fan of the original horror movie and he wanted to show, in his own way, that he enjoyed the cult classic and pay homage to the archetype of the slasher films. He failed. The Plot: Okay, check this out. Four impressionable "youths" are driving through the countryside to check on the gravesite of one of their number's grandfather.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/2/2025
Reviewed on: 8/31/2025 by Captain Jack
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Starring: Robby Apples, Kimmy Kimm, Leo Vice, Chanel Camryn, Demi Hawks
Studio: Adult Time
Directed by: Dan Humes, Rhiannon Humes
Review brief: This is a continuation of the Adult Time series in which we get to know these girls in an intimate setting. Their partners do a brief interview finding out what they like and then they get intimate. Kimmy Kimm, Chanel Camryn and Demi Hawks get up close in this feature!
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/20/2015
Reviewed on: 10/27/2024 by Captain Jack
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Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tommy Gunn, Manuel Ferrara, Tommy Pistol, Dakota James, Marina Angel, Miko Dai, Alina West
Studio: Reality Junkies
Review brief: This is a release from Reality Junkies giving us a look at some naughty schoolgirls. These teens look great in their school uniforms and look even better out of them! This one stars Dakota James, Marina Angel, Alina West and Miko Dai.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 1/30/2024
Reviewed on: 3/2/2024 by Captain Jack
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Starring: Cali Sweets, Alex Coal, Tiffany Watson, Erin Everheart, Electra Rayne, Adalind Gray, Willow Ryder, Dharma Jones
Studio: Girlfriends Films
Review brief: This is the latest Girlfriend Films release in which these girls are crazy! But in a good way! There are 4 scenes here with short storylines that set up the scenarios. Alex Coal and Dharma Jones, Tiffany Watson and Erin Everhart, Electra Rayne and Adalind Gray and Willow Ryder and Cali Sweets are the pairings in this title.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 2/9/2018
Reviewed on: 9/3/2023 by Captain Jack
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Starring: Lily Love (USA), Kenna James, Adria Rae, Chloe Cherry, Charlotte Sartre, Scarlett Sage, Khloe Kapri
Studio: Web Young
Directed by: Alan X
Review brief: This is a Web Young release from a couple of years ago with some of the top young stars in porn! Chloe Cherry, Adria Rae and Lily Love play a very sexy game of Truth or Dare. Scarlett Sage and Charlotte Sartre are total opposites but find they have more in common than they think! And Khloe Kapri realizes that she''s in love with her step-sister, Kenna James.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 1/3/2019
Reviewed on: 7/18/2022 by Captain Jack
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Starring: Kenzie Madison [I] (female)
Studio: Excogi
Review brief: Exploited College Girls or ExCoGi as people call it, is a popular website showing girls'' first times on film! Every girl says she had a good time with the studio and it was very professional! This scene is special to me. I interviewed Kenzie Madison before she had ever shot her first scene. She then shot for ExCoGi and I talked to her right after the scene to see how it went! This is the result!
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(zero stars)
Release date: 8/21/2019
Reviewed on: 3/13/2022 by Captain Jack
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Starring: Tyler Nixon, Jay Smooth, Damon Dice, Chloe Cherry, Sam Shock, MaryKate Moss, Natalie Knight, Lana Sharapova
Studio: Erotica X
Directed by: James Avalon
Review brief: James Avalon directs this release for Erotica X and he has some true beauties in this one! Chloe Cherry is a star and leads off this volume. Mackenzie Moss, Lana Sharapova and Natalie Knight round out the case. That is some sexy women!
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(zero stars)
Release date: 6/10/2021
Reviewed on: 8/6/2021 by Captain Jack
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Starring: Ashley Lane, Rob Piper, Ella Hughes, Jill Kassidy, Freddy Gong, Jesus Reyes, Allie Nicole, Baby Nicols, Darrell Deeps, Pressure
Studio: Blacked.com
Directed by: Laurent Sky, Julia Grandi
Review brief: The latest release from Blacked.com is this series in which these hot babes ignite a fire in the loins of their man! They have a sexy cast in this one including Ashley Lane, Jill Kassidy, Allie Nicole, Ella Hughes and Baby Nicols.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 7/2/2019
Reviewed on: 9/4/2019 by Flash
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Starring: James, Elizabeth Lawrence, Sandra Sanchez, Stefan Hard, Diana Gold, Ruka Stone, Kate Jones, Stacey Saran, Jay Snake, Zuzana P.
Studio: Television X
Directed by: Kendo
Review brief: Zombie Nation is a bizarre adult all sex movie that features the living dead having sex with still breathing (although one assumes not capable of smelling) humans. The set work and the make-up and costuming are exceptional however, the sex itself is completely unerotic (unless you fantasize about necrophilia -- having sex with a decaying corpse.). This reviewer finds Zombie Nation to be an easy movie to pass on. The streaming-only edition of Zombie Nation on TVX Hardcore is in poor shape with a non-anamorphic widescreen image that is in low definition.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 1/11/2012
Reviewed on: 8/31/2016 by Flash
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Starring: Ron Jeremy, Scott Lyons, Codi Carmichael, Bella Reese, Chad Diamond, Jamey Janes, Abella Anderson, Stevie Shae, Bobby Cupcakes
Studio: Mike Hunt Inc.
Directed by: Ralph Long
Review brief: No matter what you are looking for, Duke Fuckem is a horrible adult movie. The attempts to emulate the Duke Nukem video game franchise are just horrible. The plot, well there really isn't a plot, and what pieces of one there are aren't even in order which makes the movie nonsensical. The sex scenes are completely ruined by the antics of the movie. The acting? Oh, don't even get into the acting. Duke Fuckem is the bottom of the bottom of adult movies. Avoid this turd at all costs. Mike Hunt Inc. has done a decent job with their release of the movie.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 2/18/2016
Reviewed on: 8/7/2016 by astroknight
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Starring: Nick, Jason, Chrissy, Lexi, Thomas, Karol, Lutro, Vinna
Studio: Sinful XXX
Directed by: Roma Amor
Review brief: This is a heavily artistic release, and although it did show some potential it's quickly limited as only the first 40 minutes of the release play. For this reason you can easily pass this one by.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/28/2015 by Flash
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Starring: Steve Hatcher, Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Mila, Rod Fontana, Candy Apples, Tabitha Stevens, Ron Jeremy, Jonathan Morgan, Gina Rome, Randy Storm, Sweety Pie
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Texas Dildo Masquerade is a horrible movie to come from Jim Powers and Heatwave. The movie itself is a chore to sit though with a story that insults the viewer by existing and sex scenes that are rather poor. Heatwave has done a poor job with the release as well making this an easy to skip and forget release.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 12/3/2003
Reviewed on: 12/19/2015 by Flash
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Starring: Sergio, Jay Ashley, Johnny Thrust, Haley, Mr. Pete, Ashley Long, Andrew Riviera, Crystal Ray, Soma, Corina Taylor, Dirty Harry, Haley Paige
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Jim Powers actually manages to somehow make an entry that significantly lowers the bar yet again for the Kelly the Coed series, a feat I thought no longer possible. It appears at this point that Powers truly doesn't care and is going through the motions until Heatwave takes away his funding. Heatwave has done a poor job with this release with audio issues and a massive lack of any extras.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 6/18/2015
Reviewed on: 8/25/2015 by astroknight
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Starring: Will Powers, Marco Banderas, Jack Vegas, Holly Heart, Veronica Avluv, Nikki Daniels, Allison Moore
Studio: POPPORN Productions
Directed by: Rex Holmes
Review brief: Pass this one by. The MILFs are hot and live up to the swallowing the title promises, but the authoring is beyond horrible and makes it almost completely unwatchable. I gave up on trying to watch this release not even forty minutes into the movie after having to restart the movie roughly forty times due to it freezing up. POPPORN's authoring has left some to be desired in the past, but this is beyond ridiculous. Skip it!
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