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Sperm Splattered 2
Release date: 7/24/2006
Reviewed on: 8/18/2006 by scipio
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Starring: Kylee King, Crystal Clear, Emily Evermoore, Kyanna Lee
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Juan Cuba
Review brief: Sperm Splattered #2 Okay, let's first up get to the most important thing: DO NOT BUY THIS DVD!! Why? Well, let's just call it a pretty severe authoring problem. The picture on the entire feature is in a 16:9 ratio. What this means is that the picture is in a kind of "false widescreen" where the image is literally squashed down in the top and bottom of the screen. The result is a severely distorted picture, where all the action is stretched across the screen. Nope, it's not a problem with my player, since I tried it on 3 seperate players, and the Title screen and BTS are in the normal ratio, but put on the feature and it's all messed up. Now I did scan through the actual content, and the girls all looked pretty, and the facials all looked big and goopy, but the damn thing is unwatchable.
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Belladonna: My Ass Is Haunted
Release date: 11/15/2004
Reviewed on: 6/23/2005 by Violet Blue (SGPC)
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Starring: Ryan Conner, Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Julie Night, Roxy Jezel, Kayla Marie, Isabel Ice, Melissa Lauren, Isobel, Katja Kassin
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Belladonna
Review brief: I was so excited to review this DVD -- at least for the awesome title alone. Plus, I love Bella. But unfortunatley this DVD put me off porn for a while, and I'm only now coming back to reviewing after taking a break based on my gross-out with this video. It started great: two smokin' hot natural chicks with sex toys -- big ones, too. I was thrilled to see the dildo cocksucking begin, that is until it became the gag game. One girl would start sucking, then gag, then start dry heaving onto the cock, and keep going -- you could see her stomach actually heaving. Rivers of long, stringy stomach bile filamets would come out of their mouths, than they'd self-gag again to make more heave up. A girl would go down on a dildo, she'd heave on it, heave on it -- and then she'd come up with a moughtful of bile, blow bubbles with it, and the other girl would dig a hand into her mouth to pull out more stringy bile/drool and play with it, and eat it.
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Security Cam Chronicles 2
Release date: 2/15/2005
Reviewed on: 5/2/2005 by J.R.
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Studio: Madness
Review brief: The sex in this disc is very good, but let me tell you something right now. This is not, I repeat, NOT a surveillance camera DVD. And here are the reasons why: 1. This entire disc, and every scene in it, has some of the best sound that I have heard. It has better sound than DVDs put out by some of the top companies in the business. How many caught on camera features do you know of where EVERY SCENE has perfect sound? 2. There is a scene where a couple fuck inside an elevator. I have no problem with this, but for one, how many elevators do you know of that stay on the same floor? Also, with all the damn noise they are making, nobody thought to hit the emergency switch? And, about said switch, do they usually go off and make a loud noise? And, when they are through, the door opens up just as they have finished putting their clothes back on. 3. None of the faces are obscured to hide the identity of anyone, and every person in each scene always turns to give the secret camera some good penetration shots.
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DVDA: Double Vaginal Double Anal 2
Release date: 3/29/2004
Reviewed on: 4/20/2005 by Linus
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Starring: Daisy, Angelica, Boby, Petra, Jay Ashley, Joel Lawrence, Kitty Monroe, Delilah, Igor, Brett Rockman, K.K., Jean Pallett, Britney Jay, Beverley Cox
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: DVDA: Double Vaginal Double Anal 2 Initial Thoughts: I honestly hate doing one of these faulty reviews. It makes me feel like I have not done my part to report to all of you the goodness or badness of this disc. However when 3 standalone players, a PC drive and a PS2 all have identical issues with a given disc, I feel it is a needed review to let all the rest of you know of the fault and possibly save one or two of you the grief I am experiencing right now. There are links to two nice reviews of this disc on the upper right hand corner of this screen, of people that had a usable experience with this disc, so for the actual down and dirty contents, I direct you to those reviews. Now onto my issues. The disc looks perfect, it loads perfectly into each player, the menu's come up I have no issues watching any of the bonus materials or navigating the menus. So for that atleast I can provide a review of the extras. However if I either try and play the disc, or access any chapter from the chapter menu, all 5 units just stop playing the disc.
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Anal P.O.V. 2 (Devil's Film)
Release date: 5/22/2004
Reviewed on: 4/20/2005 by astroknight
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Starring: Kathy Anderson, Lanny Barbie, Jane Darling, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Tristan Seagal, Anastasia Christ, Sarah O'Neal
Studio: Devil's Film
Directed by: Tristan Seagal
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 135 min. Production Date: 5 / 24 / 2004 Director: Tristan Seagal Cast: Lanny Barbie, Jane Darling, Janet, Sarah, Sarah ONeal, Mark Davis, and Tristan Seagal The Short Story Initial Expectations: Anastasia Christ. Nuff said. Initial Reaction: Skip it. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting limited anal and a lot of camera motion Who Should Avoid It: Anybody whos interested by the girls listed on the cover or who wants an anal emphasis in the movie The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is clear and pretty well balanced, and I didnt really notice any background noises. The video leaves a bit to be desired. Theres just a hint of pixelation and the lighting is often a bit low. Theres a lot of camera motion, to the point that some parts were nearly unwatchable for me, and some very rough editing to go with it. This DVD left a bit to be desired technically.
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Silver Screen Confidential
Release date: 12/18/2003
Reviewed on: 12/22/2004 by Violet Blue (SGPC)
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Starring: T.T. Boy, Sindee Coxx, Peter North, Tony Tedeschi, Ariel Daye, Jonathan Morgan, Jenna Jameson, Davia Ardell, Paul Cox, Chelsea Blue
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Jim Enright
Review brief: Silver Screen Confidential seemed like a great way for me to get acquainted with early Jenna Jameson bigger-budget, plot-driven films -- and I thought this would be a shoe-in for me to recommed to couples. It had all the elements: Big star with appeal to female and male viewers, her love interest in the film is (was) her husband, it looks nice and had a retro appeal, and is plot-driven with a strong female lead character. It belongs in the bad porn hall of shame. Pretty much every bad porn cliche is here, and it is best described as a very bad "school play," from your worst 8th grade nightmares. Lighting is overblown. Acting is painful, awful, overdone. The script is overwritten and is way too much for these actors to handle. The costumes are developmentally disabled -- a good example is Jameson on the phone in New York during a heatwave, complaining about the weather wearing a huge fake fur coat and sweating like a -- er, I mean glowing.
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Old Grannies Young Panties 2
Release date: 8/16/2003
Reviewed on: 5/19/2004 by Em
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Starring: Gina Delvaux, Allison Wyte, Tabitha Blue, Maggie Star, Dana Hayes, Blue Iris, Greta West, Leah Stevenson
Studio: Heatwave
Review brief: Old Grannies, Young Panties: Volume 2 Highlights: Grannies and Spring Chickens Data: 2003, Heatwave, 90 minutes Models: Tabitha Bleu, Gina Delvaux Dana Hayes, Blue Iris, Maggie Star, Lea Stevenson, Greta West, Allison Wyte Screenshot Special Features Notable Older Damsels: [0/6] None!!! Anal Play: [0/6] 2 episodes: dildo drilling of younger girls. Deep Oral Penetration: [0/6] None (and thank the Lord for that) Footsies: [0/6] None (ditto) Kissing: [0/6] None (ditto) Summary Purchase Recommendation: [0/6] Overall Rating: [0/6] Avoid this video at all costs. Freak show is what it is. One of the worst movies we have ever seen. It is truly horrible. We cannot imagine anything inferior. Honestly. You would have to have some strong fetish to get through this DVD, let alone enjoy it. As if on purpose, the most appalling performers in the whole world wide were picked. Toothless. Tattoed. Fat. Hairy. Dirty.
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Maraschino Cherry
Release date: 9/30/2003
Reviewed on: 12/17/2003 by greybeard
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Starring: Eric Edwards, Annette Haven, Constance Money, Gloria Leonard, Jenny Baxter, Alan Marlow, Michael Gaunt, Clea Carson, Peter Andrews, C.J. Laing, Erica Havens, Wade Nichols, David Savage, Susan McBain, Crystal Sync, Marc Valentine, Nancy Dare, Spalding Gray, Conchita Costello, Loren Michaels, Jenny Lind, Rocky Millstone, Lance Knight, Lesllie Bovee
Studio: Video-X-Pix
Directed by: Henry Paris
Review brief: NOTE: This is not your typical review. Others have done an excellent job reviewing the content, scenes, performances, etc. of this porn classic. This "review" concerns itself with how the DVD's contents compare with the complete, uncut original release version of the film or an early (before prior self-censorship) VHS version. The Ratings given refer either to the "original" version of the film (Performers, Plot, Sex, etc.) or to the DVD version (Extras, Value, etc.) and are relatively arbitrary. The important info is that which follows. MARASCHINO CHERRY DVD IS THE PITS! Radley Metzgers last hardcore effort under his Henry Paris nom-de-film is finally available on DVD from Video-X-Pix. Well, they saved the worst for last and by that, I dont mean from a content standpoint! While Maraschino Cherry is generally regarded as the weakest of that group of films, even Metzgers weakest efforts far outstrip those of most of his porn peers and successors, IM (and many others) HO.
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Bad Wives (Vivid)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/11/2002 by Louie
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Starring: Tricia Devereaux, Dyanna Lauren, Steven St. Croix, Missy, Melissa Hill, Tony Tedeschi, Stephanie Swift, Jon Dough, Mickey G.
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: Unfortunately I did not read andyblake's review before purchasing. I had rented the VHS video and it was fantastic 4.5 stars with outstanding scenes from Tricia Devereaux(love the glasses) and Missy. So I had purchased the DVD for a permanent copy expecting better picture and sound. What VIVID did to the DVD is just wrong. To get their multiangle shots they just cut up the scene. None of the angles are the original full scene. Let me keep this simple. DO NOT BUY THE DVD. By all means get the VHS copy, it was great. Message to VIVID You have permanently lost a customer. I will never purchase/rent a VIVID DVD in the future. Multiangle must have the original scene intact on angle 1, other angles can be used if additional footage is available.
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Big Clits Big Lips
Release date: 9/21/2000
Reviewed on: 4/10/2002 by apuleius
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Starring: Randy [I] (ambiguous), Tia, Nikki, Francesca, Kenya, Danielle [I] (ambiguous), Kitana, Channel, Haven
Studio: Channel 69
Review brief: I was intrigued by the title of this movie, not just because I delight in big clits but because I couldn't imagine how the producers set about casting it. Are there, I wondered, talent agencies whose index cards read, "38-27-37, clitoris 3 centimetres?" Clearly, no such thing. They trawled a pond, threw back the best-looking pussies and shot their film with the rest. Not that the title is misleading. The stars of this movie indeed have enormous clits, and pussy lips like bat wings. One by one, they present themselves - lying back naked, legs spread, pussies agape. For a while they stretch them, stroke them and pop out their clits, until some unfortunate looking guy arrives and sticks his cock into the accomodation offered - a thing I wouldn't have done on a bet. Oh yes, for those interested in breasts (and why not indeed?) they are mostly large, hanging somewhere about the bottom of the rib-cage. There is no point in describing separate scenes. They are all the same: some missionary thrusting, followed by some doggie-style.
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Seven Deadly Sins (Vivid)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/6/2001 by jebus
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Starring: Michael J. Cox, Alexandra Silk, Ian Daniels, Candy Hill, Kyle Stone, Sharon Kane, Dee [II] (classic female), Janine Lindemulder, Lilli Louise, Azlea, Steve Taylor [I], James Bonn, Heaven Leigh, Paul, Veronica, Sergio, Frank Towers, Regan Starr, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Devin Wolf, Dominique Dewitt, Rhiannon, Johnny Peters, John Lee, Mann, Eric Star, Ava Vincent
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Robyn Dyer
Review brief: I was very disappointed in this DVD. I was expecting crisp clear video and audio. It looked more like a 70s VHS porn. I paid 22.50 for this PoS. Stuff happens. Besides all the bad stuff there are a few funny parts in the movie. "Anger" and this one "Intel Sex Video" Clip #3, this girls are messin around with each in this locker room. Some old man is in the corner watching them, this goes on for about a minute and a half. Then out of no where it cuts to the old man shootin a load on one of the girls back. While all of this is happening "happy" music is playing in the background as in music that would be played when someone just found their long lost brother or someone died.
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Nina Hartley's Guide to Sex Toys
Release date: 5/4/2000
Reviewed on: 3/29/2001 by Draken
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Starring: Ian Daniels, Inari Vachs, Dee [II] (classic female), Mark Anthony, Nina Hartley, Angelica Sin, Rich Handsome
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nina Hartley
Review brief: Pre-Viewing Expectations I'm not expecting a traditional skin flick with this feature. It should be more of a tutorial layout, with some demonstrations of the use of toys. The Main Event The movie opens with a monologue by Tina Hartley describing several class of toys, such as vibrating, penetrative toys, tactile toys, sensory depravation toys, and constrictive toys. She talks about safety, such as using flaired base anal toys so they aren't sucked in, and not placing the penis into something that doesn't open or easily streach, such as bottles. After the discussion of toys, the women from the three demonstration couples gets to pick out a few toys for them to try. While the women pick out toys, the guys are trying to race vibrating toys across a glass table. As Nina says, one needs to be able to laugh at sex, as it is sweaty and hair in the face fun. The three couples are left to their own devices, with Nina going from couple to couple talking about what they are doing, the toy being used.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 7/24/2006
Reviewed on: 8/18/2006 by scipio
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Starring: Kylee King, Crystal Clear, Emily Evermoore, Kyanna Lee
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Juan Cuba
Review brief: Sperm Splattered #2 Okay, let's first up get to the most important thing: DO NOT BUY THIS DVD!! Why? Well, let's just call it a pretty severe authoring problem. The picture on the entire feature is in a 16:9 ratio. What this means is that the picture is in a kind of "false widescreen" where the image is literally squashed down in the top and bottom of the screen. The result is a severely distorted picture, where all the action is stretched across the screen. Nope, it's not a problem with my player, since I tried it on 3 seperate players, and the Title screen and BTS are in the normal ratio, but put on the feature and it's all messed up. Now I did scan through the actual content, and the girls all looked pretty, and the facials all looked big and goopy, but the damn thing is unwatchable.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 11/15/2004
Reviewed on: 6/23/2005 by Violet Blue (SGPC)
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Starring: Ryan Conner, Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Julie Night, Roxy Jezel, Kayla Marie, Isabel Ice, Melissa Lauren, Isobel, Katja Kassin
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Belladonna
Review brief: I was so excited to review this DVD -- at least for the awesome title alone. Plus, I love Bella. But unfortunatley this DVD put me off porn for a while, and I'm only now coming back to reviewing after taking a break based on my gross-out with this video. It started great: two smokin' hot natural chicks with sex toys -- big ones, too. I was thrilled to see the dildo cocksucking begin, that is until it became the gag game. One girl would start sucking, then gag, then start dry heaving onto the cock, and keep going -- you could see her stomach actually heaving. Rivers of long, stringy stomach bile filamets would come out of their mouths, than they'd self-gag again to make more heave up. A girl would go down on a dildo, she'd heave on it, heave on it -- and then she'd come up with a moughtful of bile, blow bubbles with it, and the other girl would dig a hand into her mouth to pull out more stringy bile/drool and play with it, and eat it.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 2/15/2005
Reviewed on: 5/2/2005 by J.R.
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Studio: Madness
Review brief: The sex in this disc is very good, but let me tell you something right now. This is not, I repeat, NOT a surveillance camera DVD. And here are the reasons why: 1. This entire disc, and every scene in it, has some of the best sound that I have heard. It has better sound than DVDs put out by some of the top companies in the business. How many caught on camera features do you know of where EVERY SCENE has perfect sound? 2. There is a scene where a couple fuck inside an elevator. I have no problem with this, but for one, how many elevators do you know of that stay on the same floor? Also, with all the damn noise they are making, nobody thought to hit the emergency switch? And, about said switch, do they usually go off and make a loud noise? And, when they are through, the door opens up just as they have finished putting their clothes back on. 3. None of the faces are obscured to hide the identity of anyone, and every person in each scene always turns to give the secret camera some good penetration shots.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 3/29/2004
Reviewed on: 4/20/2005 by Linus
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Starring: Daisy, Angelica, Boby, Petra, Jay Ashley, Joel Lawrence, Kitty Monroe, Delilah, Igor, Brett Rockman, K.K., Jean Pallett, Britney Jay, Beverley Cox
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: DVDA: Double Vaginal Double Anal 2 Initial Thoughts: I honestly hate doing one of these faulty reviews. It makes me feel like I have not done my part to report to all of you the goodness or badness of this disc. However when 3 standalone players, a PC drive and a PS2 all have identical issues with a given disc, I feel it is a needed review to let all the rest of you know of the fault and possibly save one or two of you the grief I am experiencing right now. There are links to two nice reviews of this disc on the upper right hand corner of this screen, of people that had a usable experience with this disc, so for the actual down and dirty contents, I direct you to those reviews. Now onto my issues. The disc looks perfect, it loads perfectly into each player, the menu's come up I have no issues watching any of the bonus materials or navigating the menus. So for that atleast I can provide a review of the extras. However if I either try and play the disc, or access any chapter from the chapter menu, all 5 units just stop playing the disc.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/22/2004
Reviewed on: 4/20/2005 by astroknight
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Starring: Kathy Anderson, Lanny Barbie, Jane Darling, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Tristan Seagal, Anastasia Christ, Sarah O'Neal
Studio: Devil's Film
Directed by: Tristan Seagal
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 135 min. Production Date: 5 / 24 / 2004 Director: Tristan Seagal Cast: Lanny Barbie, Jane Darling, Janet, Sarah, Sarah ONeal, Mark Davis, and Tristan Seagal The Short Story Initial Expectations: Anastasia Christ. Nuff said. Initial Reaction: Skip it. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting limited anal and a lot of camera motion Who Should Avoid It: Anybody whos interested by the girls listed on the cover or who wants an anal emphasis in the movie The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is clear and pretty well balanced, and I didnt really notice any background noises. The video leaves a bit to be desired. Theres just a hint of pixelation and the lighting is often a bit low. Theres a lot of camera motion, to the point that some parts were nearly unwatchable for me, and some very rough editing to go with it. This DVD left a bit to be desired technically.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 12/18/2003
Reviewed on: 12/22/2004 by Violet Blue (SGPC)
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Starring: T.T. Boy, Sindee Coxx, Peter North, Tony Tedeschi, Ariel Daye, Jonathan Morgan, Jenna Jameson, Davia Ardell, Paul Cox, Chelsea Blue
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Jim Enright
Review brief: Silver Screen Confidential seemed like a great way for me to get acquainted with early Jenna Jameson bigger-budget, plot-driven films -- and I thought this would be a shoe-in for me to recommed to couples. It had all the elements: Big star with appeal to female and male viewers, her love interest in the film is (was) her husband, it looks nice and had a retro appeal, and is plot-driven with a strong female lead character. It belongs in the bad porn hall of shame. Pretty much every bad porn cliche is here, and it is best described as a very bad "school play," from your worst 8th grade nightmares. Lighting is overblown. Acting is painful, awful, overdone. The script is overwritten and is way too much for these actors to handle. The costumes are developmentally disabled -- a good example is Jameson on the phone in New York during a heatwave, complaining about the weather wearing a huge fake fur coat and sweating like a -- er, I mean glowing.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 8/16/2003
Reviewed on: 5/19/2004 by Em
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Starring: Gina Delvaux, Allison Wyte, Tabitha Blue, Maggie Star, Dana Hayes, Blue Iris, Greta West, Leah Stevenson
Studio: Heatwave
Review brief: Old Grannies, Young Panties: Volume 2 Highlights: Grannies and Spring Chickens Data: 2003, Heatwave, 90 minutes Models: Tabitha Bleu, Gina Delvaux Dana Hayes, Blue Iris, Maggie Star, Lea Stevenson, Greta West, Allison Wyte Screenshot Special Features Notable Older Damsels: [0/6] None!!! Anal Play: [0/6] 2 episodes: dildo drilling of younger girls. Deep Oral Penetration: [0/6] None (and thank the Lord for that) Footsies: [0/6] None (ditto) Kissing: [0/6] None (ditto) Summary Purchase Recommendation: [0/6] Overall Rating: [0/6] Avoid this video at all costs. Freak show is what it is. One of the worst movies we have ever seen. It is truly horrible. We cannot imagine anything inferior. Honestly. You would have to have some strong fetish to get through this DVD, let alone enjoy it. As if on purpose, the most appalling performers in the whole world wide were picked. Toothless. Tattoed. Fat. Hairy. Dirty.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 9/30/2003
Reviewed on: 12/17/2003 by greybeard
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Starring: Eric Edwards, Annette Haven, Constance Money, Gloria Leonard, Jenny Baxter, Alan Marlow, Michael Gaunt, Clea Carson, Peter Andrews, C.J. Laing, Erica Havens, Wade Nichols, David Savage, Susan McBain, Crystal Sync, Marc Valentine, Nancy Dare, Spalding Gray, Conchita Costello, Loren Michaels, Jenny Lind, Rocky Millstone, Lance Knight, Lesllie Bovee
Studio: Video-X-Pix
Directed by: Henry Paris
Review brief: NOTE: This is not your typical review. Others have done an excellent job reviewing the content, scenes, performances, etc. of this porn classic. This "review" concerns itself with how the DVD's contents compare with the complete, uncut original release version of the film or an early (before prior self-censorship) VHS version. The Ratings given refer either to the "original" version of the film (Performers, Plot, Sex, etc.) or to the DVD version (Extras, Value, etc.) and are relatively arbitrary. The important info is that which follows. MARASCHINO CHERRY DVD IS THE PITS! Radley Metzgers last hardcore effort under his Henry Paris nom-de-film is finally available on DVD from Video-X-Pix. Well, they saved the worst for last and by that, I dont mean from a content standpoint! While Maraschino Cherry is generally regarded as the weakest of that group of films, even Metzgers weakest efforts far outstrip those of most of his porn peers and successors, IM (and many others) HO.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/11/2002 by Louie
Previews
Starring: Tricia Devereaux, Dyanna Lauren, Steven St. Croix, Missy, Melissa Hill, Tony Tedeschi, Stephanie Swift, Jon Dough, Mickey G.
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: Unfortunately I did not read andyblake's review before purchasing. I had rented the VHS video and it was fantastic 4.5 stars with outstanding scenes from Tricia Devereaux(love the glasses) and Missy. So I had purchased the DVD for a permanent copy expecting better picture and sound. What VIVID did to the DVD is just wrong. To get their multiangle shots they just cut up the scene. None of the angles are the original full scene. Let me keep this simple. DO NOT BUY THE DVD. By all means get the VHS copy, it was great. Message to VIVID You have permanently lost a customer. I will never purchase/rent a VIVID DVD in the future. Multiangle must have the original scene intact on angle 1, other angles can be used if additional footage is available.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 9/21/2000
Reviewed on: 4/10/2002 by apuleius
Previews
Starring: Randy [I] (ambiguous), Tia, Nikki, Francesca, Kenya, Danielle [I] (ambiguous), Kitana, Channel, Haven
Studio: Channel 69
Review brief: I was intrigued by the title of this movie, not just because I delight in big clits but because I couldn't imagine how the producers set about casting it. Are there, I wondered, talent agencies whose index cards read, "38-27-37, clitoris 3 centimetres?" Clearly, no such thing. They trawled a pond, threw back the best-looking pussies and shot their film with the rest. Not that the title is misleading. The stars of this movie indeed have enormous clits, and pussy lips like bat wings. One by one, they present themselves - lying back naked, legs spread, pussies agape. For a while they stretch them, stroke them and pop out their clits, until some unfortunate looking guy arrives and sticks his cock into the accomodation offered - a thing I wouldn't have done on a bet. Oh yes, for those interested in breasts (and why not indeed?) they are mostly large, hanging somewhere about the bottom of the rib-cage. There is no point in describing separate scenes. They are all the same: some missionary thrusting, followed by some doggie-style.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/6/2001 by jebus
Previews
Starring: Michael J. Cox, Alexandra Silk, Ian Daniels, Candy Hill, Kyle Stone, Sharon Kane, Dee [II] (classic female), Janine Lindemulder, Lilli Louise, Azlea, Steve Taylor [I], James Bonn, Heaven Leigh, Paul, Veronica, Sergio, Frank Towers, Regan Starr, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Devin Wolf, Dominique Dewitt, Rhiannon, Johnny Peters, John Lee, Mann, Eric Star, Ava Vincent
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Robyn Dyer
Review brief: I was very disappointed in this DVD. I was expecting crisp clear video and audio. It looked more like a 70s VHS porn. I paid 22.50 for this PoS. Stuff happens. Besides all the bad stuff there are a few funny parts in the movie. "Anger" and this one "Intel Sex Video" Clip #3, this girls are messin around with each in this locker room. Some old man is in the corner watching them, this goes on for about a minute and a half. Then out of no where it cuts to the old man shootin a load on one of the girls back. While all of this is happening "happy" music is playing in the background as in music that would be played when someone just found their long lost brother or someone died.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/4/2000
Reviewed on: 3/29/2001 by Draken
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Starring: Ian Daniels, Inari Vachs, Dee [II] (classic female), Mark Anthony, Nina Hartley, Angelica Sin, Rich Handsome
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nina Hartley
Review brief: Pre-Viewing Expectations I'm not expecting a traditional skin flick with this feature. It should be more of a tutorial layout, with some demonstrations of the use of toys. The Main Event The movie opens with a monologue by Tina Hartley describing several class of toys, such as vibrating, penetrative toys, tactile toys, sensory depravation toys, and constrictive toys. She talks about safety, such as using flaired base anal toys so they aren't sucked in, and not placing the penis into something that doesn't open or easily streach, such as bottles. After the discussion of toys, the women from the three demonstration couples gets to pick out a few toys for them to try. While the women pick out toys, the guys are trying to race vibrating toys across a glass table. As Nina says, one needs to be able to laugh at sex, as it is sweaty and hair in the face fun. The three couples are left to their own devices, with Nina going from couple to couple talking about what they are doing, the toy being used.
read the complete review