Riding the Big One Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  1/20/2012

Running Time: 90 min.

Production Date: None listed

Director: None credited

Cast: Angie, Maryanne, Roxanne, Selina, Veronica, and some uncredited guys

Audio /Video Quality: As usual with Unparalleled Productions releases, the technical aspects almost seem like it was shot using Skype. The anamorphic widescreen video is clear but jerky with no depth to the audio.

The Movie: Riding the Big One collects five scenes that feature barely legal European talent.

Dark haired Veronica starts out in a little striped top and a denim skirt letting a sleazy looking guy kiss her and work his way under her top to suck her tits. She sucks his cock in return while mixing in a little titty fucking and regularly mugging the camera. They mix in a little sixty-nine action and take a break for him to massage Veronica's tits with oil as she strokes his cock before she rides him reverse cowgirl style. Veronica also lets him take her from behind before titty fucking him and sucking him until he busts a nut on her nicely natural chest.

Cute redhead Angie starts out in silver heels with a little red lingerie that's already pulled down to show her nicely natural rack. She plays with herself before a guy joins her to tongue and fuck her from behind. Angie sucks him clean with plenty of stroking mixed in before letting him fuck her tits and taking her from behind again. Angie rides him reverse cowgirl style before laying back to let him fuck her tits a bit more and finally lets him spew his seed on her chest.

Raven-tressed Selina starts out in a little yellow flowery lingerie letting her man grope her and help her out of it before he oils up her nice big tits and rubs them against him as he strips down. She helps him out of his jeans to suck, stroke, and titty fuck him before he lays her back to tongue her holes, suck her tits, play with her pussy, and fuck her missionary style. Selena lets him fuck her tits a bit more before rolling over so he can fuck her doggie style while mixing in a little ass play, and then gives up the breasticles again before laying back for more missionary work. Selina rides him reverse cowgirl style, sucks, and titty fucks him before taking it missionary style one last time and letting her guy bust a nut on her tits.

Brunette Roxanne starts out in a little white lingerie that she pulls down to show off her big saggy titties. She joined by a guy who oils up and fucks her titties before going to town on her missionary style. He spoons Roxanne before going back to fucking her tits, and even eats her pussy before fucking her missionary style again. The guys fucks her tits a little more, and finally pops on Roxanne's tits.

Maryanne's man kisses her a bit before quickly helping her out of her little lingerie as she gropes him through his shirt and jeans. She sucks his nipples and kisses her way down to suck his cock with plenty of stroking mixed in. Maryanne lays back for the guy to eat her pussy and fuck her pierced bald missionary style before getting on all fours for a little doggie action. She also rides him reverse cowgirl style and lets him spoon her. Maryanne finishes letting him fuck her bow and arrow style before he pops on her tits, and then gives him a quick suck clean.

Riding the Big One is a release that had some potential but never made much use of it. There's decent chemistry in the scenes, and the camera angles are straightforward but effective. None of the scenes really amazed me, but every girl did a nice job and turned out some nice effort with good chemistry. The entire problem is in the video quality, which leaves almost everything to be desired. Quite simply, the movie looks like you're watching it on Skype. It's clear, but extremely jerky like you're using the old fashioned flip-book to watch it. This completely held back every scene for me, and I can't help but wonder if Juicy Entertainment lost a poker bet just to have to distribute it. I can see that one could provide plenty of great stills from movies like this, but as for watching actual videos, this one should at least come with a six-pack of barelywine to be consumed before and while watching it to make it look decent. Riding the Big One might have some decent sex in it, but due to the piss poor presentation I can't see anybody not considering it a complete waste of time and money.

The Extras: A photo gallery lasts about four and a quarter minutes. Sadly, that's all the effort that's put into extras in most of what I've seen from Unparalleled Productions.

Condom Usage: None

Final Thoughts: Skip it.

Note to Unparalleled Productions / Juicy Entertainment: If this is the type of release you're going to put out, please quit.

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