dumblonde's Movie Reviews (90 - page 3)
Release date: 9/15/2001
Reviewed on: 5/20/2002
Studio: Digital Lust
Starring: Christi Lake
Review brief: Running length: 50 min. D.O.P. 7/2/2001 Female cast: Christi Lake, Mandy, Sharon, Edie Male cast: Christi's boyfriend, Greg, Kevin, Jack Audio/Video: Video was rather grainy, but the audio was good. No porn music to distract from the engine noise, but it doesn't overpower what's going on, and only adds to the realism. Extras: photo stills Condoms: None The Movie: This was a pleasant little surprise. Though under an hour in length and nothing fancy, it succeeds in its simplicity. Real people having real sex in airline restrooms, hence the title, and proof positive that it's more than just an urban legend. Of course, there's that element of naughtiness and the risk of getting caught that's always appealing, too. Not that I've ever considered it, I'd be far too frightened. But not of getting caught.
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Release date: 5/6/2002
Reviewed on: 5/15/2002
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chandler, Amber Michaels, Swan, Dale Dabone, Dillion Day, Ms. Kitty, Paige Sinclair, Joey Ray, Sharon Wild, Kelle Marie, Michelle Louise
Review brief: Writer/Director: Nicholas Steele Videographer: Philip O'Toole Running length: 1 hr. 45 min. D.O.P. 1/23/2002 Female cast: Chandler, Sharon Wild, Paige Sinclair, Amber Michaels, Michelle Louise, Kelsey, Miss Kitty Male cast: Dillon Day, Evan Stone, Joey Ray, Dale DaBone Audio/Video: Everything looked and sounded fine. In the club scenes, it's rather dark with lots of strobe lights as befitting a rave. The music was by Saint, which is usually pretty good (at least by porn standards), and fit in very well. Extras: Bonus scene from Chloe's Acting Up Several trailers Photo stills Behind the Scenes featurette Full motion chapter menus Auto restart The Movie: The plot has to do with the rave club scene and a rivalry between DJ ravers Rebecca Rave (Chandler) and Jonny Lee (Dillon Day). Jonny was king of the ravers, but his light is growing dim when this upstart takes the rave scene by storm. He remembers her when she was just a groupie, blowing him backstage.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/12/2002
Studio: VCA
Starring: Vince Rockland, Aaron Austin, Rob Cryston, Tom Katt, Scott Randsome, Rick Bolton, Chris Green, Jack Dillon
Review brief: Male cast: There were no credits given, but I got these names from an online store: Vince Rockland, Aaron Austin, Rob Cryston, Tom Katt, Chris Green, Jack Dillon, Rick Bolton, Scott Randsome The Game: I received this as a gift from a friend, who had heard my complaints about the lack of adult games for females. In other words, ones that featured nekkid men. Perhaps she didn't realize (or maybe she did), that ANYTHING featuring nude men is going to be gay, not that I mind. Although I've never told her, I've admitted to watching gay porn occasionally. Why? For the same reason guys like watching so-called lesbian activity - because we're twisted and depraved. And as long as the game is fun, I don't care. So, what's the object of the game? WHAT game? There IS no game, it's a bunch of movie clips and some phone sex ads that are accessed by clicking on arrows that take you into various establishments on a city block. While you're walking down the street, it sounds like you're wearing very heavy boots, but other than that, no sound effects.
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Release date: 5/11/2002
Reviewed on: 5/10/2002
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Missy, Nina Hartley, Midori, Aiko, Ty Law
Directed by: Nina Hartley
Review brief: Writer/Director: Nina Hartley Videographer: Running length: 1 hr. 19 min. D.O.P. 01/97 Female cast: Nina Hartley, Missy, Midori, Aiko Male cast: Mickey G., Ty Law, Richard, Dave Audio/Video: The video was fine, but the audio , especially in 'Foreplay', wasn't the best. It wasn't so bad that you couldn't understand what was being said, however. Extras: Nina's bio. The Movie: I like Nina. She's a likeable, smart woman who certainly knows from where she speaks. You can tell she's running out of things to talk about, though. Since when do we need an instructional video on how to seduce guys? We've got two tits, a pussy and a pulse. Is there something I've forgotten? I'll give a chance, though. Heck, I might even learn something. Be back in a few... O.K., this is actually two videos in one, Nina's Guide To Foreplay and Nina's Guide To Private Dancing. They've been bundling some of these titles lately with a new name, and considering the limited scope of each subject and the short running lengths, this is a good idea.
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Release date: 4/29/2002
Reviewed on: 4/28/2002
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Anna Malle, Nina Hartley
Directed by: Nina Hartley
Review brief: Running length: 1 hr. 55 min. D.O.P. 11/20/95 Female cast: Nina Hartley, Anna Malle, Christy Lake, Sahara Sands, Shannon Rush Male cast: Hank Armstrong, John Decker, Luc Wylder, Dic Tracy, Magnum, Dallas, Duane Audio/Video: The video was fine, but the audio could use improvement. Normally, the inability to understand clearly what is being said isn't a problem, but since this is an 'instructional' title (wink, nudge) I should point this out. At times this also can be attributed to porn actor's poor enunciation skills. There was some fairly loud piano porn music during the 'instructional' 3-way that was unneeded. Extras: 1 bio of Nina. The Movie: From the ambiguous title, you might think this has to do with gay sex. Nina quickly makes it clear however, that it deals with the 'swinging' lifestyle - something even more foreign to me. But then, I'm a straight, single female who doesn't appear in porn movies or who's not yet trapped in a loveless marriage, living a life of romance novels, Fabio fantasies and quiet desperation.
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Release date: 4/26/2002
Reviewed on: 4/25/2002
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Dee [II] (classic female), Lauren Montgomery, Nina Hartley, Angelica Sin, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Keri Windsor
Review brief: Writer/Director: Toni English Videographer: Danielle, Henry Parfait Running length: 90 min. D.O.P. 2/7/02 Female cast: Keri Windsor, Nina Hartley, Dee, Lauren Montgomery, Angelica Sin, Lola Male cast: Joel Lawrence, Mickey G., John Decker, Kyle Stone Audio/Video: Very well done. I can't think of anything that annoyed me, and that's saying something. Extras: Bonus scene with Dale Dabone, 3 trailers, photo gallery, preview of the next episode, auto-restart, and bios, from which I actually learned something. Dee is Puerto Rican, and Keri is married to a guy she met shooting pool. The happy couple are also into the swinging lifestyle, though this was less of a surprise. Condoms: Worn by all the men in every sex scene, appearing and disappearing as if by magic. Unfortunately, appearing all too visible during the sex. I have to say that condoms bring down the heat level considerably for me, though I understand and respect their right to wear them. Perhaps there are some different kinds that look more natural, or invisible.
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Release date: 7/19/2001
Reviewed on: 4/17/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Brian Surewood, Mark Davis, Vince Vouyer, Tyce Bune, Dolly Golden, Tabitha Stevens, Ron Jeremy, Tina Cheri, Mark Cummings, Wendi Knight, Heather Lynn, Jade Marcela, Miko Lee, Kianna
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Writer/Director: Mike Quasar Videographer: Mike Quasar Running length: 1 hr. 25 min. D.O.P. 2/1/2000 Female cast: Tabitha Stevens, Heather Lyn, Tina Cherie, Dolly Golden, Kianna, Jade Marcela Male cast: Marc Davis, Vince Voyeur, Brian Surewood, Tyce Bune, Mark Cummimgs, and Ron Jeremy as San Fernando Jones Audio/Video My only complaint would be the video being TOO good in a couple of scenes. 'Nuff said. Extras: These included a behind the scenes featurette with Mike holding a camera and chatting with a few people, including Ron, who actually appears to be about the only sane person among them. Ron is shown studying his script and trying to keep from falling asleep. He's afraid of having indignities inflicted upon him in that state, and tells a couple of funny stories along those lines. After seeing the damage that a high speed drill can inflict upon a rubber dildo, I don't blame him for staying awake.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 4/1/2002
Studio: Caballero
Starring: Eric Price, Randy West, Paula Price, Racquel Darrian, Jon Dough, Cameo, Bridgette Monroe, Erica Boyer, Tami Monroe, Cheri Taylor, Lauren Hall, Brianna, Julia Parton, Derek Lane
Directed by: Andrew Blake
Review brief: Writer/Director: Andrew Blake Videographer: Andrew Blake Running length: 75 min. D.O.P. 1990 Female cast: Paula Price, Brianna, Erica Boyer, Bridgette Monroe, Tami Monroe, Racquel Darrian, Cameo, Cheri Taylor, Lauren Hall, Nina Alexander Male cast: Randy Spears, Jon Dough, Randy West, Eric Price, Derrick Lane Audio/Video: Parts of it were real grainy, mainly the dream sequences, but I expected that. The audio was fine. Extras: Um.. The Movie: Paula Price thinks she has a problem just because she can't stop thinking about sex and masturbates constantly.. Welcome to the club Paula, but right away I can see what the problem is. This woman needs to get off! And the way she half-heartedly walks around touching herself and rubbing up against doorknobs isn't the way to do it. But it looks artistic and sexy. That's what Andrew Blake is all about, and no one does better. How nice it is not to have to fast forward through all the double and triple penetrations, or fight a wave of nausea as someone proudly displays an asshole resembling the Grand Canyon.
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Release date: 2/10/2001
Reviewed on: 3/25/2002
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Mark Davis, McKayla, Damien Michaels, Charlene Aspen, Felicia Ryder, Ava Vincent, Frank Fortuna, Joey Ray, Maya Divine, Jeff Armstrong
Directed by: Nicholas Steele
Review brief: Director: Nicholas Steele Writer: Philip O'Toole Videographer: Philip O'Toole Running length: 1 hr. 50 min. D.O.P. 3/22/2000 Female cast: Ava Vincent, Wendy Divine, Charlene Aspen, McKayla, Felecia Ryder Male cast: Joey Ray, Damien Michaels, Mark Davis, Frank Fortuna, Jeff Armstrong Audio/Video: The video was okay, though a lot of it was kinda dark. I also noticed a red dot that kept appearing during Joey and Wendy's scene. Not a big deal really, but if I noticed it, you know it had to be annoying. The audio sucked. It was kind of muffled, and hard to understand what they were saying at times, but that doesn't usually bother me. It might bother you, however. Extras: Hot Shot feature, which takes you right to the cumshot. This is a good idea that could be even better with the ability to auto-repeat. I would imagine that there's nothing more frustrating than being almost there, then having to futz around with the remote again. Especially when your paws are all...slippery. Trailers & photo stills.
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Release date: 10/19/2001
Reviewed on: 3/17/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Ian Daniels, Brian Surewood, Pat Myne, Tabitha Stevens, Wendi Knight, Todd Alexander, Vivian Valentine, Sunshine, Shelbee Myne, Holly Hollywood
Review brief: Director: Mike Quasar Videographer: Mike Quasar Writer: Gene Ross * (more on this later) Running length: approx. 90 min. D.O.P. 3/9 & 3/10/2000 Female cast: Tabitha Stevens, Kelsey, Wendy Knight, Holly Hollywood, Shelbee Myne, Sunshine, and Vivian Valentine Male cast Brian Surewood, Ian Daniels, Pat Myne and Todd Alexander Audio/Video: The video was clear and as good as always. The audio sucked throughout, and I'm not sure what caused this, but it was apparent even in the ads. Voices were muffled and hard to understand at times, other times too loud. The background music stayed very nicely in the background. Extras: Photo gallery, some bios, and behind the scenes. There was 'More Adult Fun' listed on the menu, but this is more phone sex ads. General comments: As much as it pains me to, I'd be less than honest if I didn't say that this is not one of Quasarman's better movies, in my opinion. Though still above average, it's handicapped even before it starts, like a whack from Tonya Harding's hitman, from a large block of 9 or 10 phone sex ads.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 3/11/2002
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Starring: John Leslie, Erica Boyer, Misty Regan, Raven Turner, Holly McCall, Richard Pacheco, Aaron Stuart, Pat Manning, Anthony Spinelli, Tigr, Eric Stein, Robyn Whitting, Elizabeth Randolph, Richard Dove, Jack Hoffey, Tom Ramar, Roy Phipps, Arianne, Katherine Remy, Ronald Gregg, Nicole Adams
Directed by: Anthony Spinelli
Review brief: Director: Anthony Spinelli Writer: Michael Ellis Videographer: Jack Remy Running length: 97 minutes D.O.P. 1981 Female cast: Chelsea Manchester, Erica Boyer, Tigr, Misty Regan, Holly McCall, Liz Randolph, Raven Turner, Pat Manning Male cast: John Leslie, Richard Pacheco, Eric Stein, Anthony Spinelli Audio/Video: For being over 20 years old, the picture isn't bad at all. The audio suffers in just a few places, making the voices somewhat muffled, but in general it was very watchable. Much of it was filmed outdoors, yet wind noise was minimal. Extras: None Condoms: One, Richard Pacheco's scene The Movie: I liked Justine: Nothing To Hide 2 so well, I thought I'd check out the original that started the series. Come to find out, there's absolutely nothing that ties them together, and NTH #1 is actually the sequel to another classic, Talk Dirty To Me. Sounds confusing, but you need not see one to appreciate the other. I've seen very few of the 'classics' of porn, but I'm starting to appreciate them more.
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Release date: 6/2/2000
Reviewed on: 3/5/2002
Studio: JM Productions
Starring: Candy Apples, Heaven Leigh, Envy
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Director: Jim Powers Videographer: ? Running length: 68 minutes D.O.P. 2/26/99, 3/12/99, 3/24/99 Female cast: Candy Apples, Heaven Leigh, Envy Male cast: Dozens of butt-ugly public masturbators. Audio/Video: Does anyone really care about that in a bukkake? I have no complaints in that regard. Extras: 20 Photos in a slide show, Bio's of the three females, or as it's listed by those class acts at JM Productions, 'Ho-info': Heaven's IQ is said to be her shoe size divided by half. Her turn-ons: Towels, soap, water. Her turn-offs: self-respect, decency, morals. Something these guys at JM have in abundance. Candy Apples is listed as a 'professional skank'. After seeing her in action, I find it hard to disagree with that. Envy's 'Ho-info' Q&A: Q: You just did a bukkake. You must be a big dumb whore, huh? A: Yes Q: Do you like men cumming on your face? A: Yes Q: Do you like getting fucked in the ass? A: Sure, why not? Q: I don't know.
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Release date: 1/11/2002
Reviewed on: 2/24/2002
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Tricia Devereaux, Mike Foster, Reka, John Stagliano, Frank Gun, Mina, Stephany Steel, Christoph Clark
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: Writer/Director: John Stagliano Videographer: John Stagliano Running length: 2 hrs 20 min. D.O.P. 2000 Female cast: Tricia Devereaux, Stephanie Steel, Reka, Mina Male cast: John Stagliano, Christoph Clark, Mike Foster, Frank Gun Audio/Video: Excellent. A lot of visual interest, with some gorgeous outdoor shots, light and airy indoor video, which John explains in the commentary is all natural lighting. The walls look to be a pale peach color, which adds a warm glow. By contrast, there's darker, interesting mood lighting in the Budapest bar. Extras: Commentary by John and Tricia, extra footage, cast list, biographies, photo gallery, fetish menu The Movie: The movie opens with shots of Tricia jogging against a gorgeous Pacific sunrise, with John following her, and salivating over her butt. Check out my screenshots, who can blame him? He strikes up a conversation and invites her to his nearby home for "a swim in his pool".
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Release date: 11/27/2001
Reviewed on: 2/21/2002
Studio: Extreme Associates
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Review brief: Writer/Director: Thomas Zupko Videographers: GlennBaren, Derek Newblood, Francois Clousot Running length: 2 hrs D.O.P. 1/15/01 Female cast: Michelle Raven, Kiki Dare, Kitten, Krista Leigh, Vanessa Blue, Kitten, Kerri Starr Male cast: Friday, Luciano, Brian Surewood, Tyce Bune, Mickey G, Hitman, Mr. Pete, Claudio, Asshole Andy, Jake Lawless Audio/Video: It varied from scene to scene - too bright at times and some shadows, but in general was mediocre. At one point the screen just went black. That was the best part. Extras: 20 trailers, 1 bonus blowjob scene with Krysti Myst and several guys, photo gallery that looks like they were taken with a cheap Polaroid camera. No bios or cast ID, and most of the performers I wasn't familar with. Condoms: I don't think so. The Movie: Take a 12 year old boy, give him brain damage, 20 years or so, a video camera and a couple of eight-balls, and this is probably what he'd come up with. Viewing this piece of shit brought back memories of the 6th grade.
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Release date: 11/14/2001
Reviewed on: 2/8/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Dee [II] (classic female), Chandler, Coral Sands, Joel Lawrence, Ashley, Mark Wood, Joey Ray, Stevie
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Director: Mike Quasar Videographer: Mike Quasar Writer: Brian Cane Running length: 1 hr 32 min. D.O.P. 6/25 & 6/26/2001 Female cast: Chandler, Stevie, Dee, Coral Sands, Ashley Male cast: Joel Lawrence, Mark Wood, Joey Ray Audio/Video: As always, extremely well done. Audio was clear, with the porn music kept low and unobtrusive throughout. The video and lighting were top notch. Extras: Interviews with Ashley, Coral and Stevie. Whoever does the interviews always asks them if they enjoy having sex. It's amazing, but they ALL say they do! What are the odds? They all want to direct, too. There were some trailers, and a 10 minute 'behind the scenes.' The Movie: This was the strangest porn viewing experience I've ever had. Your mileage may vary. Don't get me wrong, I really liked it, and there was some bangin sex. Just because it..triggered a certain reaction okay neurosis in myself, should be of no consequence to you.. and well, let's just do the review.
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Release date: 2/3/2002
Reviewed on: 2/3/2002
Studio: VCA
Starring: Ian Daniels, Mark Davis, Anthony Crane, Keri Windsor, Syren, Dillion Day
Directed by: Wit Maverick
Review brief: Writer/Director: Wit Maverick Videographers: Baz & Jake Jacobs Running length: Feature - 92 min. Fantasex - 90 min. 3 hrs total D.O.P. 07/01 Female cast: Keri Windsor, Syren, Tina Tyler, Inari Vachs, Nikita Denise, Lauren Montgomery, Nikki Fairchild Male cast: Evan Stone, Ian Daniels, Eric Masterson, Dillon Day, Mark Davis, Anthony Crane, John Decker, Billy Glide Audio/Video: The audio was well done, with low-key music that fit the scenes perfectly, and was well-balanced throughout. During the sex scenes, it either faded out, or was turned down, like we like it. The video was excellent, with lots of interesting shots, color, and even some special effects. Extras: Bios with animated windows, full motion chapter menu, slide show photo gallery, auto start - auto repeat, 3-way Fantasex feature. Those who like the virtual and plaything genre are going to love this one. You have total control of two girls here, with the option of one at a time if you're already worn out from the movie.
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Release date: 12/15/2000
Reviewed on: 1/30/2002
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Valentino, Eric, Bob, Nikki Anderson, Sylvia, Jenny, Tony, Mercedes, James, Nacho Vidal, Cassandra Wild, Jonny Montana, Mann, Hakan, Catherine Count, Lora, Franco Roccaforte, Christof, Lynn Stone
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: Director: Rocco Siffredi Running length: Honestly, I forgot to time it. Around 2 hours. D.O.P. 10/26/00 Female cast: Catherine Count, Amanda Angel, Cassandra Wild, Nikki Anderson, Jennie, Sylvia, some others Male cast: Rocco, Nacho Vidal, Hakan Serbes, and a bunch of wankers. Audio/Video: Very well done. Clear sound and video throughout. Extras: Fetish menu: anal, blowjob, cumshot, DP, tease Condoms: None, nada General comments: Either my own sex life is a lot wilder than I thought, or I'm missing something here. I can pretty much guarantee you it's not the former, so I guess I'm missing something. I'm reviewing this only because the question has come up a few times in the forums about why females wouldn't enjoy these. I had a hard time grading it, because I acknowledge that many guys are very enthusiastic about this series, and it's obviously a well made dvd. It just didn't do anything for me. I don't take issue with the content, that wasn't surprising.
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Release date: 9/21/2001
Reviewed on: 1/24/2002
Studio: Adam & Eve
Review brief: General comments: This would be a good choice for someone who's wife or girlfriend is starting to watch some porn with him, and is unsure about what she might like. There's 16 trailers from A & E's Premium line and a large photo gallery, as well as 3 teasers from the Sex Across America series and 2 full length bonus scenes that are quite good. Woman of the Wind is an outdoors, all girl scene with Asia Carrera. Got Milk is not a lactation genre selection, but a hot hump in a haystack with Dale DaBone, and includes anal (condom used), R/C, missionary, and an enthusiastic blow job. You can pick this up for $5.00 - $6.00, and just as a shopping guide, it's well worth it, dude. I'm certain you'll see something here that appeals to both of you, eliminating that awkward silence or hasty departure like when you popped in Rocco's Animal Trainer #4, expecting an explosive night of raw lust. It takes the tricky guesswork out of your couples porn buying decisions. *16 'Premium Collection' trailers, approx. 2 min.
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Release date: 7/22/2001
Reviewed on: 1/20/2002
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Melissa Monet, Peter North, Kylie Ireland, Mark Davis, Tina Tyler, China Moon, Yvonne, Mike Horner, Damien, Christina Angel, Eden, Kristy Way, Alicia Rio
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Writer/Director: Nick Orleans Videographer: Johnny English D.O.P. 9/17/94 Running length: approx. 90 minutes each, or a total of 180 min. Female cast: Part 1: Tina Tyler, Eden, Alicia Rio, China Moon, Kristi Waay, Yvonne Part 2: Tina Tyler , Eden, Alicia Rio, China Moon, Kristi Waay, Yvonne, Kylie Ireland, Christina Angel, Melissa Monet Male cast: Part 1: Mark Davis, Damien, Peter North Part 2: Mark Davis, Damien, Mike Horner Audio/Video: The video was fine, I have no complaints there at all. The audio was great if you can't get enough cheesy porno music. If you enjoy having sex with loud elevator music playing, look no further. If forgettable, lighter-than-air melodies get you hot, start wankin it. Extras:nada Condomsnone The Movie: There's two full length features on one disk. In Part 1 we learn that we've fucked up the world so badly, computers have taken over, and have put people in fishnet stockings and suspended animation for 20 years while they clean up our mess.
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Release date: 11/28/2000
Reviewed on: 1/7/2002
Studio: VCA
Starring: Sharon Mitchell, Jamie Gillis, Bobby Astyr, Annette Haven, Constance Money, Cami Graham, Alan Marlow, Michael Gaunt, Clea Carson, Peter Andrews, Camilla Farrell, Sybil Kingmaner, C.J. Laing, Wade Nichols, Zebedy Colt, David Savage, Suzanne Mcbain, Shirley Peters
Directed by: Henry Paris
Review brief: Director: Henry Paris Writer: Jake Barnes Videographer: Chico Carter Running length: 1 hr. 15 min. D.O.P. 1977 Female cast: Annette Haven, C.J. Laing, Sharon Mitchell, Jennifer, Suzanne McBain, Constance Money, Shirley Peters Male cast Alan Marlow, Wade Nichols, Jamie Gillis, Bobby Astyr, Michael Gaunt Audio/Video: For a 25 year old film, it was surprisingly good. Noticable artifacts and pixelation got worse toward the end, but not bad enough to be distracting. The porn music was laid on with a heavy hand, but I was surprised to hear actual singing in one pleasant tune. Extras: Commentary by Gloria Leonard and Jamie Gillis, Photo gallery, box cover artwork, and an interesting Hall of Fame commentary by Jim Holliday who gives us a rundown on some of the great performers. Condoms: None The Movie: I decided to start checking out some of 'The Classics' in porn to see how they compare. I didn't realize when renting this one just how old it was, but I can't say I was disappointed, really.
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Release date: 6/13/2001
Reviewed on: 12/6/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Brick Majors, Lovette, Brian Surewood, Tyce Bune, Steve Taylor [I], Taylor St. Clair, Houston, April, April Flowers, Kianna Bradley, Jade Marcela, Layla Jade, Victoria Del Rio, Bridgette Kerkove, Voodoo, Candy Cotton, Nicole Sheridan, Nikita Denise, Claudia Adkins, Dominica Leoni
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Review brief: Director: Mike Adams Videographer: Mike Quasar Running length: 1 hr. 50 min. D.O.P. 12/7/99, 9/11, 9/18/2000, 10/2000 Female cast: Houston, Kianna, Brigette Kerkove, Nicole Sheridan, Layla Jade, Taylor St. Clair, April, Nikita Denise, Lovette, Jade Marcala, Dominica Leoni, Claudia Akins, Victoria Del Rio, Candy Cotton Male penises: Brian Surewood, Tyce Bune, Steve Taylor, Voodoo, Brick Majors Audio/Video: Everything was crystal clear, sound and video. I liked the fact that there was no porn music at all, just the sounds of a well lubed hand job, and some good trash talking from some of them. Extras: Photo gallery, individual scene selection, lots of trailers on the B side General comments: They're baaaaaaccckkk!!!!! Seen for the first time in Hand Job Hunnies # 1, we now have a whole new H team. You won't believe your eyes when you see actual females yanking a crank. 13 separate hand jobs are performed to completion by a loosely formed group of loose women known as the Hand Job Hunnies.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/19/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Nick East, Dyanna Lauren, Tianna, Alex Sanders, Mike Horner, Brad Armstrong, Roxanne Blaze, Lacy Rose
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: Director: Paul Thomas Writer: Raven Touchstone Videographer: Jack Remy Running length: 2 hours D.O.P. 1994 Female cast: Roxanne Blaze, Tianna, Lacy Rose. Dyanna Lauren Male cast Mike Horner, Nick East, Alex Sanders, Brad Armstrong Audio/Video: Excellent, except a couple of the scenes were just a tad too dark, but other than that, no complaints. Extras: Slide show of photo stills, bios of Tianna, Roxanne, and Dyanna and some trailers. Condoms The only one I saw was on Alex Sanders. The Movie: Wow. This is a real good movie on several levels, but the main one for me is the sex. I've heard this described as a good couples movie, and that's true enough, but don't take that to mean that the sex isn't hot. I can't tell you how refreshing it was to NOT see every scene end with a pud-pulling facial. Not only THAT, but there's one scene where Mike Horner actually doesn't pull out at all, and this absolutely astounded me.
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Release date: 2/10/2001
Reviewed on: 11/18/2001
Studio: Legend
Review brief: Running length: 3 hrs 53 min. Female cast: Karen Dior, and a lot of maybes, couldbes and wannabes.. Male cast Karen Dior, and a few possiblies, some questionables, and one I don't even wanna know. Audio/Video: This was a compilation, so the video varied from crappy to atrocious. The sound varied from tolerable to horrible, with any spoken words garbled. Not that it matters really. The vast majority of the scenes just had loud, lousy porn music with no sex sounds. This could be a plus or minus, depending. Extras: Zero. The boxcover states it has interactive menus, it does not. General comments: I suppose I had it coming. I'm always shooting my mouth off about how nonjudgemental and open- minded I am, and actually requested some of the more..*less popular* titles be sent my way to review. Well, it's time to put my review where my mouth is, and prove that I'm absolutely up to the task. Maybe. I mean, I think I could be, possibly.
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Release date: 9/27/2001
Reviewed on: 11/5/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Bobby Vitale, Tyce Bune, Keri Windsor, Joel Lawrence, Sophie Evans, Justine Romee, Paige Sinclair, Nikita Denise, Felicia Fox, Dominica Leoni
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Writer/Director: Mike Quasar Videographer: Mike Quasar Running length: approx. 90 minutes D.O.P. 1/29 & 1/30/2001 Female cast: Keri Windsor, Sophie Evans, Felecia Fox, Dominica Leoni, Ebony Sinclair, Justine Romee, Nikita Denise Male cast Bobby Vitale, Tyce Bune, Joel Lawrence Audio/Video: I feel like I should just write up something I can paste in here when it's a Quasarman movie. I mean, how many different ways can I say excellent? Although it seems to me that his videography skills are getting even better. I wish I could say the same for my knowledge in this area, so I could describe it in more detail, but it's just something in the overall look and feel. Extras: There was a photo gallery, as well as the usual trailers. The Movie: The movie opens in the kitchen of a bickering married couple, played by Keri (Justine) and Bobby Vitale (Jeff), accompanied by some nice, edgy music.
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Release date: 3/19/2001
Reviewed on: 10/28/2001
Studio: Nymph
Review brief: Running length: 1 hr.22 min. D.O.P. anyone's guess Writer/Director: R U Kidding Female cast: I have no idea Male cast Not a clue, but I did recognize Dave Hardman Audio/Video: The video varied with each scene from poor to passable, and the audio was fine. Extras: Please. There are five or six annoying phone sex ads up front, so in that they delay the start of this movie, I suppose they could be considered extras. General comments: Catchy title, huh? Even catchier was the box cover. Have you ever seen those titles that suggest bestiality, and even have photos of horses, as well as promises of "censored farm acts" etc? Well, I'm a little upset for being misled, frankly. This is false advertising, at the very least.
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