Nina Hartley's Guide to Seduction Review
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Studio: Adam & Eve
Category: Couples , Instructional
Directed by: Nina Hartley
Starring: Missy, Nina Hartley, Midori, Aiko, Ty Law
Released on: 5/11/2002
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Reviewed by dumblonde on 5/10/2002
Writer/Director: Nina Hartley
Videographer:
Running length: 1 hr. 19 min.
D.O.P. 01/97
Female cast: Nina Hartley, Missy, Midori, Aiko
Male cast: Mickey G., Ty Law, Richard, Dave
Audio/Video: The video was fine, but the audio , especially in 'Foreplay', wasn't the best. It wasn't so bad that you couldn't understand what was being said, however.
Extras: Nina's bio.
The Movie:
I like Nina. She's a likeable, smart woman who certainly knows from where she speaks. You can tell she's running out of things to talk about, though. Since when do we need an instructional video on how to seduce guys? We've got two tits, a pussy and a pulse. Is there something I've forgotten?
I'll give a chance, though. Heck, I might even learn something. Be back in a few...
O.K., this is actually two videos in one, Nina's Guide To Foreplay and Nina's Guide To Private Dancing. They've been bundling some of these titles lately with a new name, and considering the limited scope of each subject and the short running lengths, this is a good idea.
It begins, fittingly enough, with foreplay, and Nina is going to give us a lesson in 'necking' and 'heavy petting'.
"Pardon me Nina, but I graduated Phi Beta Kappa from that school in the backseat of a muscle car like everyone else. May I be excused?"
Okay, well, I must have cut THIS class. Nina's on top of Midori with rubber gloves on, finger-fucking her to orgasm. Maybe I'll stick around....
Nina moves on to Mickey G. and Missy. He's in his skivvies, but it's obvious he has a big old boner, which Nina rubs through the cotten shorts, but not for long. Soon he's butt naked and doing some heavy petting on his pud. I think we all just skipped a grade here. Nina's voice keeps droning on, but I have no idea what she's saying. I hope there isn't a test. She's now jacking him off - woah, look out! Mickey passed, with flying... um.. colors. He looks relieved, too.
Next is a dream-like scene where Missy fantasizes about several people touching her all over until she comes. Meanwhile, Nina has seduced her boyfriend Mickey G. and they start making out in the front seat of his car. I sensed she kinda liked him from the last scene.
Here we go, I've got this part down. Mickey's making his moves and whispering in her ear. If memory serves, it's probably something like "Come on, please? I promise I won't stick it in." Nina just laughs. I know what comes next, too. Now he's got his hand in her blouse and is feeling up her boobs. Then his paw makes a beeline for her crotch, to diddle her. My TV screen's getting fogged up. They do a lot of touching, flirting, kissing and....WTF? There's lip movement that involves smiling.. they appear to be talking! Maybe he's telling her to "put out or get out", so I turn up the sound and hear more laughter! This is weird, they seem too damn happy. Now Nina unzips his fly and rubs his cock through his jockeys.
Wow! Damn... Teacher, ahem..may I be excused for a few minutes? I've gotta.....no, wait a minute.... I don't wanna miss the wrestling match, things could get ugly.... Huh.. okaaay..I don't remember this part. Nina's got Mickey's legs spread, with her tongue jammed in his bunghole, then she jerks him off over her tits. Geesh - here I thought that was considered sex all this time. I better start taking notes, I feel like a complete idiot!
Nina's Guide to Private Dancing
I'm glad I watched this part twice, because my first impression was that people would be disappointed who were expecting to actually learn some dance steps. However, I think Nina's point is that this is less important than movement and touching with your partner. Like the 'talking' and 'laughing' in the last one, this is something new to me.
Mickey G's back, dressed in a skin-tight leotard, with Nina and a group of people doing some stretching exercises. Limbering up for a big orgy no doubt! Well, maybe not. She talks about getting comfortable in your skin, and the importance of hip movement, blah blah blah, isn't it time for a gratuitous sex scene?
Yes, and here's Missy with a young stud, Ty Law, who does a little strip tease for her. He's cute, but he's no Chippendale. They do a lot of touching, playing and dry humping before getting into the wet kind. He even keeps his Adolpho shorts on for awhile! This is the kind of kinky stuff that you won't see in other pornos, though he does eventually screw her on the couch.
Missy's good looking, and kinda resembles Janine, but I'm starting to feel badly for her. Nina's off screwing her boyfriend again.
Nina and Mickey have a night scene where they dance around a pool area that was fun to watch. Part dance, part tease play, they seem really in tune with each other.
There's nothing hotter than being in total sync, your bodies together grinding down to the floor and back up, front to front or front to back, to some hard driving blues number. You won't see that here. In fact, I don't even know why I brought it up.
It ends with Nina and Mickey moving it indoors by a romantic fireplace, where they tease and tickle each other before Mickey puts the meat to her, doggy-style.
Final Thoughts
I get tired of seeing just the hydraulics of sex, for lack of a better term. There seems to be an intentional distancing in porn. Rarely do they kiss passionately, let alone have full body contact. They're in such a hurry to get to the pounding or blowjob, that they miss a lot. But I'm a very tactile person. I love that feeling of skin on skin, the more square footage the better, and I don't mean dick-wise. You ever get all oiled up and just rub your bodies together? You know what I'm talkin' about.
That's the point in these two installments, and they are very well matched. Clearly these won't appeal to fans of hardcore or wall to wall sex scenes, but I'm glad someone is doing them, and it was nice to see more closeness and passion, kissing and rubbing.
I've never understood why more guys don't even try to learn how to dance, either. Just some basic steps would make you more of a pussy magnet than any car or 9" dick ever would. If this lesson isn't enough, it might at least get you started. You don't even have to have rhythym to put your thigh in between her legs. She'll be rolling with it. Trust me.
SCREENSHOTS of Nina Hartley's Guide To Seduction
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Videographer:
Running length: 1 hr. 19 min.
D.O.P. 01/97
Female cast: Nina Hartley, Missy, Midori, Aiko
Male cast: Mickey G., Ty Law, Richard, Dave
Audio/Video: The video was fine, but the audio , especially in 'Foreplay', wasn't the best. It wasn't so bad that you couldn't understand what was being said, however.
Extras: Nina's bio.
The Movie:
I like Nina. She's a likeable, smart woman who certainly knows from where she speaks. You can tell she's running out of things to talk about, though. Since when do we need an instructional video on how to seduce guys? We've got two tits, a pussy and a pulse. Is there something I've forgotten?
I'll give a chance, though. Heck, I might even learn something. Be back in a few...
O.K., this is actually two videos in one, Nina's Guide To Foreplay and Nina's Guide To Private Dancing. They've been bundling some of these titles lately with a new name, and considering the limited scope of each subject and the short running lengths, this is a good idea.
It begins, fittingly enough, with foreplay, and Nina is going to give us a lesson in 'necking' and 'heavy petting'.
"Pardon me Nina, but I graduated Phi Beta Kappa from that school in the backseat of a muscle car like everyone else. May I be excused?"
Okay, well, I must have cut THIS class. Nina's on top of Midori with rubber gloves on, finger-fucking her to orgasm. Maybe I'll stick around....
Nina moves on to Mickey G. and Missy. He's in his skivvies, but it's obvious he has a big old boner, which Nina rubs through the cotten shorts, but not for long. Soon he's butt naked and doing some heavy petting on his pud. I think we all just skipped a grade here. Nina's voice keeps droning on, but I have no idea what she's saying. I hope there isn't a test. She's now jacking him off - woah, look out! Mickey passed, with flying... um.. colors. He looks relieved, too.
Next is a dream-like scene where Missy fantasizes about several people touching her all over until she comes. Meanwhile, Nina has seduced her boyfriend Mickey G. and they start making out in the front seat of his car. I sensed she kinda liked him from the last scene.
Here we go, I've got this part down. Mickey's making his moves and whispering in her ear. If memory serves, it's probably something like "Come on, please? I promise I won't stick it in." Nina just laughs. I know what comes next, too. Now he's got his hand in her blouse and is feeling up her boobs. Then his paw makes a beeline for her crotch, to diddle her. My TV screen's getting fogged up. They do a lot of touching, flirting, kissing and....WTF? There's lip movement that involves smiling.. they appear to be talking! Maybe he's telling her to "put out or get out", so I turn up the sound and hear more laughter! This is weird, they seem too damn happy. Now Nina unzips his fly and rubs his cock through his jockeys.
Wow! Damn... Teacher, ahem..may I be excused for a few minutes? I've gotta.....no, wait a minute.... I don't wanna miss the wrestling match, things could get ugly.... Huh.. okaaay..I don't remember this part. Nina's got Mickey's legs spread, with her tongue jammed in his bunghole, then she jerks him off over her tits. Geesh - here I thought that was considered sex all this time. I better start taking notes, I feel like a complete idiot!
Nina's Guide to Private Dancing
I'm glad I watched this part twice, because my first impression was that people would be disappointed who were expecting to actually learn some dance steps. However, I think Nina's point is that this is less important than movement and touching with your partner. Like the 'talking' and 'laughing' in the last one, this is something new to me.
Mickey G's back, dressed in a skin-tight leotard, with Nina and a group of people doing some stretching exercises. Limbering up for a big orgy no doubt! Well, maybe not. She talks about getting comfortable in your skin, and the importance of hip movement, blah blah blah, isn't it time for a gratuitous sex scene?
Yes, and here's Missy with a young stud, Ty Law, who does a little strip tease for her. He's cute, but he's no Chippendale. They do a lot of touching, playing and dry humping before getting into the wet kind. He even keeps his Adolpho shorts on for awhile! This is the kind of kinky stuff that you won't see in other pornos, though he does eventually screw her on the couch.
Missy's good looking, and kinda resembles Janine, but I'm starting to feel badly for her. Nina's off screwing her boyfriend again.
Nina and Mickey have a night scene where they dance around a pool area that was fun to watch. Part dance, part tease play, they seem really in tune with each other.
There's nothing hotter than being in total sync, your bodies together grinding down to the floor and back up, front to front or front to back, to some hard driving blues number. You won't see that here. In fact, I don't even know why I brought it up.
It ends with Nina and Mickey moving it indoors by a romantic fireplace, where they tease and tickle each other before Mickey puts the meat to her, doggy-style.
Final Thoughts
I get tired of seeing just the hydraulics of sex, for lack of a better term. There seems to be an intentional distancing in porn. Rarely do they kiss passionately, let alone have full body contact. They're in such a hurry to get to the pounding or blowjob, that they miss a lot. But I'm a very tactile person. I love that feeling of skin on skin, the more square footage the better, and I don't mean dick-wise. You ever get all oiled up and just rub your bodies together? You know what I'm talkin' about.
That's the point in these two installments, and they are very well matched. Clearly these won't appeal to fans of hardcore or wall to wall sex scenes, but I'm glad someone is doing them, and it was nice to see more closeness and passion, kissing and rubbing.
I've never understood why more guys don't even try to learn how to dance, either. Just some basic steps would make you more of a pussy magnet than any car or 9" dick ever would. If this lesson isn't enough, it might at least get you started. You don't even have to have rhythym to put your thigh in between her legs. She'll be rolling with it. Trust me.
SCREENSHOTS of Nina Hartley's Guide To Seduction
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