dumblonde's Movie Reviews (90 - page 4)
Release date: 9/5/2001
Reviewed on: 10/18/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Brian Surewood, Mark Davis, Vince Vouyer, J.J. Michaels, Wendi Knight, Ava Vincent, Kianna, Courtney Madison, Sydnee Steele
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Writer/Director: Mike Quasar Videographer: Mike Quasar D.O.P. 1/20 & 1/21/2000 Running length: approx.90 minutes Female cast:Alexandra Silk, Sydnee Steele, Jewel Valmont, Wendy Knight, Courtney Madison, Kianna Male cast Mark Davis, Vince Voyeur, JJ Michaels, Brian Surewood Audio/Video: It's a Quasarman movie. Need I say more? You know the video will be good and clear, with lots of nice looking upclose and personal penetration shots, and multiple and varied positions. The lighting is always really nice, too, but never shadowy. The music was very clear and pleasant enough. The only time it was too intrusive for my tastes was in the scene between Jewel Valmont and Brian Surewood, when that's all you heard, rather than sounds from them.
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Release date: 5/29/2000
Reviewed on: 10/17/2001
Studio: Caballero
Starring: Penny Nichols, Lynette Sheldon, Al Goldstein, Gerard Damiano, Turk Turpin, Luis De Jesus, Viju Krem, Uta Hofmann, Karen Magid, David W. Beames, Michael Greaves, Sean O'Malley, Adam McAdams, Michael Young
Directed by: Gerard Damiano
Review brief: Running length: 60 min. D.O.P. I couldn't find one, but Al Goldstein is sportin' an afro, if that helps. Writer/Director: Gerard Damiano Female cast: Lynette Sheldon Penny Nichols Male cast Al Goldstein Audio/Video: For as old as it is, which I'm not sure of, it's not bad. There were parts with some piano music, which fit pretty well. Extras: Just a few photos. General comments: I was curious about this one because it featured puppets, and was the only one of its kind. I had heard some disturbing comments about it, but I can't imagine what it was that bothered people about this movie. I thought it was kinda cute. But then, I'm not 100 certain that I'm not some kinda pervert, because this is listed in the 'Fetish' category, too, so there could be something here that I'm missing. Sure, there was the part about about the dog fucking his mistress, but they're dang puppets, for christssakes! It was one of the funniest parts, too, with the dog as a real smooth talker who gets into her shorts.
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Release date: 12/20/2000
Reviewed on: 10/9/2001
Studio: Vivid Wave
Starring: Ona Zee, Siobhan Hunter, Samantha Strong, Jeff Stryker, Stephanie Rage, Damien Cashmere, Nick Ferrar, Rocky DeLorenzo
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: Title: The Heiress Studio: Vivid Wave Running length: 90 minutes too long D.O.P. 11/20/00 is only date given Writer/Director: Paul Thomas Female cast:Samantha Strong, Stephanie Rage, Sioban Hunter, Ona Zee Male cast: Jeff Stryker, Nick Ferrar, Lou Paul, Damien Cashmere (Randy West)? Audio/Video: Bad. Only because of what you CAN see and hear. Perhaps duct tape over the camera lens would have been an improvement. You can always use your MUTE button to help things along as well. OK, speaking strictly about the A/V only, it still wasn't good, especially during the sex scenes. At times too shadowy, and only a couple of different angles used detracted from any enjoyment. Or, maybe not. Extras: some good previews, with Raquel Darrien and Alexandra Silk. Some trailers were also on the flip side. General comments: Let's just say that Randy West was the least offensive thing in this whole production. That should be enough to lose a few readers right there, and I understand.
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Release date: 4/6/2001
Reviewed on: 9/28/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood, Mark Davis, Chris Cannon, Wendi Knight, Syren, Jeanie Rivers, Voodoo, Casey Raye, Lee Stone, Shawna Sexton, Kylie Brooks, Ashleigh Taylor, Kiki Daire
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Running length: approx.90 minutes D.O.P. 6/12 & 6/13/2000 Videographer: Mike Quasar Writer/Director: Mike Quasar Female cast: Wendi Knight, Ashley Taylor, Syren, Jeanie Rivers, Casey Raye, Shawna Sexton, Kylie Brooks, Kiki Daire Male cast: Lee Stone, Mark Davis, Chris Cannon, Voodoo, Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood Audio/Video: Excellent as usual. Music was kept very low during most scenes except part of the bachelor party, which was nice. Quaze knows what people want to see, and always delivers in 90 minutes or less, many varied positions and good camera angles. I love to see the cock pull all the way out, then sink back in again slowly, that is so fucking hot, and there are a couple of real closeup scenes with that. Not enough if you ask me, but I doubt if there could ever be enough of that! Or, he doesn't even have to pull out all the way, as long as you see the head.
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Release date: 5/15/2001
Reviewed on: 9/19/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Brick Majors, Ian Daniels, Brian Surewood, Stacy Valentine, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Randy Spears, Erik Everhard, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Gwen Summers, Ginger Paige, Joel Lawrence, Mirage, Paige Sinclair, Eva Slovak
Directed by: James Avalon
Review brief: Running length: 1 hr 37 min. D.O.P. Feb. 27, 28, 29, 2000 Videographer: Jane Waters Writer/Director: James Avalon Female cast: Stacy Valentine, Gwen Summers, Mirage, Eva Slovak, Lola, Paige Sinclair, Ginger Paige Male cast Evan Stone, Randy Spears, Joel Lawrence, Erik Everhard, Ian Daniels, Brick Majors, Brian Surewood Audio/Video: Excellent. The music may have been just a tad louder than I usually like it, but that's just a personal preference, and it was good. The lighting was real nice throughout, with special effects during the hot dream sequence that I had never seen before in porn. The sound in this part is what really got me going, though. I'm a sound freak. It built, slowly at first, then incorporated the sound of.. well..um..if you've ever fucked hard on a kitchen table you know. This man knows, too. oh yeah. Extras: There's quite a lot of behind the scenes footage, and even it's done well.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/16/2001
Studio: Amazing
Starring: Brick Majors, Misty Rain, Brandon Iron, Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tyce Bune, Steve Drake, Deja Blew, Valentino, Dick Nasty, Ron Jeremy, Lexington Steele, Houston, Claudio, Diamond, Tony Eveready, Blake Palmer, Kira, John West, Natasha Blake, Gina Adorabella, Dave Cummings, Misty Dawn, Claudia D'Corazon, Oliver, Tori Coca Flame, Sasha Gabor, Cocoa, Sinnamon, Gabriella Gotti, Mike Ramone
Directed by: Greg Alves
Review brief: Running length: 3 hrs. D.O.P. 02/06/99 Videographer: No one will admit it, but I have evidence Writer/Director: This was Greg Alves doing Female cast: Houston, cameos by Misty Rain, Sinnamon The Fluff Girls: Angela, Diamond, Claudia, Cocoa, Kira, Deja Bleu, Gabrielle, Gina, Lori. Male cast Ron Jeremy and 620 sexual deviants, the usual suspects. Audio/Video: Excellent, almost TOO good at times. Extras: After 3 hours of this, you want extras? Are you high? General comments: This is only the second gangbang I've seen, so it's hard to judge it by any sort of criteria, but it looked to be a first class production, at least as far as gangbangs must go, and I tried to grade it accordingly and objectively. It had a theme, all the big shots were there to cheer her on, and it did seem as though there were indeed 620 male masturbators in attendance. From the one I had seen previously, and others I have read about, the totals tend to be a bit ...inflated, at least in number. This one was well organized, as things like this should be.
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Release date: 8/11/2000
Reviewed on: 9/15/2001
Studio: VCA
Starring: Michael J. Cox, Billy Glide, Sindee Coxx, Kylie Ireland, Ginger Lynn, Chloe, Brad Armstrong, T.J. Hart, Keisha, Angelica Sin, Mickey G., Midori, Syren, Dale Dabone
Directed by: Veronica Hart
Review brief: Running length: 2 hrs 10 min. D.O.P. 10/99 Director: Veronica Hart Female cast: Ginger Lynn, Chloe, Kylie Ireland, Keisha, Angelica Sin, Sindee Coxx, Nina Hartley, T. J. Hart, Midori, Salena Del Rey, Male cast Michael J. Coxx, Mickey G, Billy Glide, Brad Armstrong, and Dale DaBone Audio/Video: Very well done, no complaints here. I liked the lighting in the club scenes, and the thunder and lightning special effects during the scene between Mickey G and Kylie Ireland. Multi-angle option in parts. Extras: Fantasex feature, which is kind of a virtual sex option, some bios, short 'interview' with Ginger, behind the scenes, and a photo gallery. Menus were so slow to load, I found myself pressing my remote, like we do at crosswalks or elevators, though we know it won't help speed things up.
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Release date: 3/27/2001
Reviewed on: 8/29/2001
Studio: Seymore Butts
Starring: Shanna McCullough, Mary Jane, Dina Jewel, Jordan McKnight, Taylor Hayes, Montana Gunn, Tina Cheri, Taren Steele, Bonita Saint, Allysin Embers, Ava Vincent, Alisha Klass, Samantha Stylle, Lori Rivers, Sadie Grace
Directed by: Seymore Butts
Review brief: Running length: 1 hr. 23 min. D.O.P. 10/98 *Note - I'm not sure, but I think this movie is the same as Seymore's Complete Guide to Female Ejaculation, because it has exactly the same people in it. Videographer: Seymore Butts Writer/Director: Seymore Butts Female cast: Alisha Klass, Tina Cherry, Montana Gunn, Jordan McKnight,Taren Steele (cameos: Taylor Hayes, Bonita Saint, Allison Embers, Lori Rivers, Jewel Valmont, Shanna McCullough, Samantha Stylle) Male cast: Seymore Butts, Herschel Savage, & a couple of penises I didn't recognize. Audio/Video: Scenes had different tints to them, but unless you want to count the times the camera lens got drenched, everything could be seen and heard all too clearly. Extras: This is a flipper disk, with the extras on side 2. 5 trailers, 2 bios only, an ad for his Tushy Magazine, and quite a lot of extra footage, including a whole new scene of Taren Steele doing some young foreign stud - I never did figure out who this is, though everyone else seems to know him.
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Release date: 2/18/2001
Reviewed on: 8/5/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Ian Daniels, Tyce Bune, Joel Lawrence, Donita Dunes, Ryan Conner
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Running length: 1 hr. 20 min. D.O.P. March 2-3, 2000 Videographer: Mike Quasar Writer/Director: Mike Quasar Female cast: Ryan Conner, Bunny Luv, Mesha, Kelsey, Donita Dunes Male cast: Joel Lawrence, Brian Surewood, Tyce Bune, Ian Daniels, Devan Sapphire The Plot: Holy Christ! I haven't seen this much leather in one place since Sturgis. Could I have the Quaze figured all wrong? Not to worry. Though it's certainly different than what I've seen from him so far, it's not really a fetish movie so much as a movie about an underground sex club with that as a theme, and it's relevent to the story. Yes, there is a plot, but it doesn't get in the way of the sex ~ in fact, it makes a point, and is not totally devoid of some socially redeeming value. The ending was a surprise to me, but that's probably because my brain automatically shuts down when watching porn, and isn't used to handling anything more complex than where I put the lube, or remote.
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Release date: 7/7/2001
Reviewed on: 8/3/2001
Studio: VCA
Starring: Bobby Vitale, Mark Davis, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Randy Spears, Alexandra Nice, Pat Myne, Anthony Crane, Keri Windsor, Teri Weigel, Joel Lawrence, Cheyne Collins, Bailey, Bridgette Kerkove, Ava Vincent, Lee Stone, Simon Delo, Kiki Daire, Bridget Powers
Directed by: Antonio Passolini
Review brief: Running time: 1 hr.50 min. D.O.P. 09/2000 Writer/Director: Antonio Passolini Female cast:. Bridget Powerz, Bridgette Kerkove, Keri Windsor, Teri Weigel, Ava Vincent, Bailey, Kiki Daire, Alexandra Nice. Male cast:. Randy Spears, Evan Stone, Marc Davis, Lee Stone, Joel Lawrence, Bobby Vitale, Cheyne Collins, Pat Myne, and Simon Delo as Capt. Mongo General comments: This movie rocks! Although some parts were kind of corny, overall it's very entertaining, with enough hot sex to keep all but the most hardened pornhounds happy. Though there was really nothing new or surprising as far as the sex went (although I don't believe I've ever seen a clown in a 3-way), the high energy and enthusiasm alone was enough to make it enjoyable. Everyone seemed to be having a good time here. The audio was perfect, with good background music, and clear vocals.
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Release date: 6/7/2000
Reviewed on: 7/29/2001
Studio: Ultimate
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Ruby, Tye, Taylor Moore, Anita Cannibal, Leah, Veronica Caine
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Director: Bud Lee Running time: 90 minutes D.O.P. 10/98 Female Cast: Taylor Moore, Anita Cannibal, Alexandra Silk, Ruby, Barett Moore, Tye, Leah Male Cast: n/a Review: Here's the plot in one sentence: Taylor Moore's getting married, so she and her girlfriends are having a bachelorette party on a houseboat while puttin around on Lake Havasplooge. This popular Arizona lake is the location of so many pornos, I hear the water level on occasion gets dangerously high. The scenery is nice however, and anything to do with water, outdoors and sex, I'm all for. I got this as a freebie with an online order, and though an all g/g wouldn't normally be one I would buy, I don't mind watching it occasionally, and it looked like a fun one. The box cover doesn't even list Alexandra, but does list a Barett Moore, who wasn't listed in the opening credits. The opening credits did list a Leah however, who was not on the box cover.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/25/2001
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: Directors: 1: Osamu Shimokawa 2: Megumi Saki 3: Hiroshi Matsuda 4: Akira Nishimori Running time: approx. 1 hr. 45 min. total D.O.P. 1998 Cast: n/a Review: After the poor quality of Dirty Little Adult Cartoons #4, I was still left wanting some good cartoon porn ~ and from what I can tell, the only other animated porn out there is Japanese anime, so I gave it a shot. I had heard that there was a lot of violence towards females in anime, and after seeing this, I can confirm that it's worse than I heard. There are four segments, or 'operations' on this disk. Operation 1: Curious Fruit Operation 2: Sacred Girl Operation 3: Lover Doll Operation 4: Kirei Each one is divided into chapters, but nothing links the segments together, other than the overall similarity in the look and mannerisms of the characters. You know the look ~ the huge eyes and tiny mouths that, were it not for the giant boobs, you'd think these girls were 10 years old.
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Release date: 7/31/2000
Reviewed on: 7/20/2001
Studio: Hollywood Video
Starring: Paul Thomas, Keisha, Erica Boyer, Nikki Charm
Review brief: Category: cartoon/anime Director: n/a Running time: 85min Date of Production: best guess: sometime between 1960 - 1985 Cast: voices of Keisha, Nikki Charm, Erica Boyer, Paul Thomas Review: Why can't America produce any cartoon porn? Are decent cartoonists that well paid here, as opposed to Denmark, Germany, Spain, and the Lesser Antilles (whatever THAT is), where these were originally done? When exactly they were dubbed in English, I'm not sure, I assume sometime in the 1900's. This is volume 4 of several, but the only one I've seen. It consists of 10 cartoons of varying quality, but all had a washed-out, old look to them. The sound is terrible and you'll need to keep your remote handy to keep adjusting it. There was no main menu, no chapters, and no extras. I suppose if you're into cartoons more than I am, you might enjoy these. I'm not a big fan of Japanese anime - but after seeing this, I might learn to appreciate it more.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/15/2001
Studio: VCA
Starring: Michael J. Cox, Ian Daniels, Steve Hatcher, Kyle Stone, Stacy Valentine, Chris Cannon, John Strong, Juli Ashton, Randy Spears, Tina Tyler, Vicca, J.J. Michaels, Anita Cannibal, Nikita, Keri Windsor, Peris Bleau, Crystal Crawford, Horny Little Man, Cris Canon
Directed by: Antonio Passolini
Review brief: Category: Feature film, Fetish, Straight Director: Antonio Passolini Date of Production: 09/98 Length: 2 hrs. 10 min. Price: $14.95 - $24.95 Female Cast: Tina Tyler, Stacey Valentine, Anita Cannibal, Keri Windsor, Vicca, Nikita, Peris Bleau, Juli Ashton Male Cast: Randy Spears, Michael J Cox, Kyle Stone, Ian Daniels, Steve Hatcher, Chris Cannon, J J Michaels, John Strong Plot: Tina Tyler plays the Devil who's missing a pair of slutbag succubi. She wants them back in hell where they belong, not out screwing everything in sight, so she calls on Stacey Valentine to help locate the two, since it was Stacey's fault in the first place for summoning them, albeit unknowingly. I would normally fast forward through any plot when it got in the way of the sex, but I understand this is frowned on for reviewing purposes. The reason for this should be obvious. What struck me first was how good of an actress Tina is - highly unusual in porn.
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Release date: 11/26/2000
Reviewed on: 7/8/2001
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Felecia, Alec Metro, Mark Davis, Julie Meadows, Silvia Saint, Angelica, Anthony Crane, Dale Dabone, Bunny Luv, Voodoo, Frank Fortuna, Nikita Denise
Directed by: Nicholas Steele
Review brief: Devoured Adam & Eve Ultimate Producer & Director: Nicholas Steele Time: 105 minutes Extras: 20 minutes of trailers Price: $6.00 - $22.95 (I picked it up for $9.95) Cast: Female: Sylvia Saint, Nikita, Julie Meadows, Felecia, Bunny Luv Male: Marc Davis, Alec Metro, Dale DaBone, Voodoo General comments: Good couples movie, especially for the bargain price. Only 1 buffer zone violation (per Endorphin's 3ft. guidelines) in the beginning, minimal facials, and, get this - no anal! One mild lesbian scene toward the end between Felecia & Silvia. Lush outdoor settings, good photography, A/V. Music was good and fit the scenes. Attractive people (even the guys!) having sex. Condoms used throughout, but no silicone in sight. The narrator was supposed to be Marc Davis, but the voice just didn't sound like him. Then again, I don't think I've heard him say much beyond "suck it", etc.
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Release date: 6/14/2001
Reviewed on: 6/29/2001
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Catalina, Jezebelle Bond, Eden Black, Haley Daniels, Tall Goddess
Directed by: Scott Taylor
Review brief: Title: Screaming Orgasms Studio: Digital Sin Director: Scott Taylor Category: All Girl Masturbation Cast: Eden, Jezebelle, Catalina, Tall Goddess, Haley, Sybian Extras: see other reviews (is this against the rules?) Running length: 105 minutes (I forgot to time it, so I stole that from H.D., he's so accurate about that) My first review. I'll give some you background on me, my likes and dislikes, etc. so that you may guage my review accordingly I'm a chick. Need I say more? I'm not a lesbian. I know some of you who have watched a lot of porn may find this hard to believe, but it's true. These two facts have been the main stumbling block to my reviewing any dvds before this. Oh, believe me, it was tempting. An open invitation to rant about all I dislike about porn might have made ME feel better, but who's gonna give a rat's ass?.
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