Screaming Orgasms (Digital Sin) Review

Reviewed by dumblonde  on  6/29/2001

Title: Screaming Orgasms
Studio: Digital Sin
Director: Scott Taylor
Category: All Girl Masturbation
Cast: Eden, Jezebelle, Catalina, Tall Goddess, Haley, Sybian

Extras: see other reviews (is this against the rules?)

Running length: 105 minutes (I forgot to time it, so I stole that from H.D., he's so accurate about that)

My first review.

I'll give some you background on me, my likes and dislikes, etc. so that you may guage my review accordingly

I'm a chick.
Need I say more?

I'm not a lesbian.
I know some of you who have watched a lot of porn may find this hard to believe, but it's true.

These two facts have been the main stumbling block to my reviewing any dvds before this. Oh, believe me, it was tempting. An open invitation to rant about all I dislike about porn might have made ME feel better, but who's gonna give a rat's ass?. I realize too, that porn is not made for women, because women don't buy it, therefore I always felt it wouldn't really be fair to judge it. Before you make any assumptions about me though, I'll tell you that:
1) my preferred genre is NOT sappy romantic features
2) I fast forward through any lip movement that doesn't involve another body part.
3) gonzo is really my favorite type of porn, as there's not any stupid plot and dialogue to fast forward through.

So, when this title came out, I thought well, here's one I CAN review. Not only do I have an interest in the subject matter, as I'm on a sybian as we speak (just kidding), but I'm pretty sure there won't be any facials, as it's an all girl masturbation flick. Although this genre no longer guarantees that either, since they've started using squirting dildos in some. After reading reviewer's and Endorphin's reviews however, I was reassured in this regard. I rated it higher than they did because well, I guess I liked it more than they did, and I think we all know the reason for that.

Here's my review.
Please feel free to take it with a grain of salt, as I'm sure the studios will.

First impression: Oh Christ! This is not going to be the piece of cake I thought it would be. I'm forced to watch extreme close-ups of pussies, and as I have a big screen tv, this is way too much detail, thank you. I assume fast forwarding is against the rules when reviewing? Note to self: better get a pair of those wire thingies that force your eyeballs to stay open. Unlike our male reviewers, I didn't think any of the girls were unattractive, but I'm not the best judge ( I was much more interested in the toys), so I kept the personal information limited to what's really important - the tits.

Chick 1 - Eden
Fake tits.
Toys: pocket rocket, twist bottom jelly vibe, The Rabbit, Body Mate
Acting/Faking it ability: 2

Chick 2 -Jezebelle
Real tits, but both pierced. Ouch. Double pierced pussy, double ouch.
Toys: Doc Johnson 8" realistic, twist bottom spiral, red jelly dildo, Body Mate, Sybian
Acting/Faking it ability: 4

Chick 3 - Catalina
Real tits.
Toys: twist bottom spiral, Body Mate, Sybian
Acting/Faking it ability: 4 (I gave her an extra point for the funny faces she made)

Chick 4 - Tall Goddess
Real tits? Not sure, if they're implants, it's not obvious, or overly done. Way too in love with herself, the name should tip you off.
Toys: had a hard time keeping up with this one, but I think they were: twist bottom large pink, red jelly vibrating dildo, pocket rocket, medium jelly vibrating dildo, Body Mate, Sybian
Acting/Faking it ability: 5

Chick 5 - Haley
Real tits. Best performance. She said it was her first time on film. No tattoos or piercings yet, so it just might be true.
Toys: pocket rocket, Doc Johnson 8" realistic, red jelly vibrating dildo,
Sybian.
Acting/Faking it ability: This one wasn't faking it, especially when she was on the Sybian. reviewer seemed to question whether she was over-acting, but I'm here to testify that this girl was the real deal. That's pretty much how I react to it, and it's hard to understand the other girl's rather lackluster performances, except to say that I assume after being in porn awhile, your body parts just get immune to sensation, and it takes more and more to even register. I'm guessing that accounts for all the piercings as well.

What I liked:
It played in my Toshiba set top. This normally is an automatic 5 stars alone.
Audio/Video: It played in my Toshiba, I have no complaints.
I liked the fact that there was no stupid dialogue and plot to fast forward through.
I liked all the toys, especially the Sybian. It was a veritable Santa's workshop.
I liked Haley, I could relate to her the most ;) She seemed real, and
generated the most heat ( with a little help from you know what).
I liked that there were no chicks getting cum blasted in their face, or guys standing around beating off.

The extras: I don't wanna watch them, at least not the interviews with all the porn starlets, please... I think I've already gone above and beyond the call of duty here, so if you want information on these, please read the other reviews I mentioned.

All in all, I've seen a lot worse. From me, this is high praise.

screenshots of Eden, Jezebelle, Haley and Sybian