astroknight's Movie Reviews (5802 - page 217)
Release date: 12/15/2002
Reviewed on: 8/27/2003
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Erica, Marcelo, Angel Cummings, Kitty Di Vine, Redda Lacey, Ivan Andros
Directed by: Ona Zee
Review brief: Running Time: 84 min. Production Date: 11 / 28 / 1995 Director: Ona Zee Cast: Crystal Gold, Kirsty Waay, Melissa Monet, Rayveness, Alec Metro, Steve Drake, Sean Ryder, and Tony Montana in sexual roles and Ona Zee and E Z Ryder in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: For some reason Im not expecting too much here. Initial Reaction: Its easily forgotten. Who Should Watch It : Fans of Melissa Monet Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something that feels unique in any way Audio /Video Quality: The audio isnt too bad. Its balanced decently, but there are a few comments between the cast and crew that are left in. The video, however, leaves much to be desired. Theres plenty of shadows, but even more noticeable is the amount of grain. Granted, the movie is from the mid nineties, but Ive seen classic pornos with less grain than this. Theres also a fair amount of camera shake through the feature. Music: The keeps a slight soft rock feel throughout the movie, but does bring in a few other styles.
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Release date: 12/30/2002
Reviewed on: 8/27/2003
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Michael J. Cox, Brick Majors, Nikki Sinn, Missy, Alex Sanders, Lana Sands, Anna Malle, Heather Lee, Valeria, Ona Zee, Tera Heart, Dallas (ambiguous), Emily Hill, Hank Armstrong, Eric Edwards, Cal Jammer
Directed by: Ona Zee
Review brief: Running Time: 87 min. Production Date: 12 / 21 / 1995 Director: Ona Zee Cast: Missy, Anna Malle, Nikki Sinn, Lana Sands, Dallas, Tera Heart, Heather Lee, Ona Zee, Valeria, Emily Hill, Alex Sanders, Michael J. Cox, Brick Majors, Hank Armstrong, Cal Jammer, and Eric Edwards Initial Expectations: I havent heard of this series before, but the female talent here made me feel the need to check it out. Initial Reaction: Its a nice introduction to the series, but leaves a lot to be desired. Who Should Watch It : Anybody curious about the Sex Academy series Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting sex with more than just chemistry Audio /Video Quality: The audio isnt too bad. Its balanced decently, but there are a few comments between the cast and crew that are left in and a few areas which are obviously dubbed. The video, however, varies quite a bit and leaves much to be desired. Theres plenty of shadows, but even more noticeable is the amount of grain.
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Release date: 6/4/2003
Reviewed on: 8/26/2003
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Randy Spears, Randy West, Jonathan Morgan, Nikki Dial, Mona Lisa, Meekah, Ted Wilson, Christine Appleigh, Alyssa Jarreau
Directed by: Scotty Fox
Review brief: Running Time: 66 min. (including four min. of fun credits) Production Date: 1992 Director: Scotty Fox Cast: Nikki Dial, Alyssa Jarreau, Christine Appleigh, Meekah, Mona Lisa, Jonathan Morgan, Ted Wilson, Randy Leatherface West, and Randy Spears Initial Expectations: Something about this one seems like it could be fun, but something else scares me. Initial Reaction: Its funny, but not that hot. Who Should Watch It : Fans of Elvis who want lukewarm porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting hot and heavy porn Audio /Video Quality: The audio is surprisingly good. Its nicely balanced, free from background noises, and doesnt have any noticeable dubbing. The video shows the age of the feature in an unflattering way. Theres a few shadows, more than a few remnants, and some extremely noticeable grain. It looks like it was mastered from a second or third VHS copy. Music: The music is extremely amusing, but a little on the loud side.
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Release date: 6/5/2002
Reviewed on: 6/26/2003
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: Running Time: 56 min. Production Date: 1996 Director: Sabage Sukizo Cast: Animated Initial Expectations: Although there have been some decent anime features, NuTech has been putting out lousy DVDs. I wasnt quite sure what to expect here. Initial Reaction: Its pretty tame for anime, but kinda fun too. Who Should Watch It : Anybody whos looking for their first anime feature. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants an anime feature that feels completely uncensored Audio /Video Quality: The English dubbing is very clear and well balanced. The video is also nicely clear. The animation isnt very developed, and is very similar to most of the Japanese cartoons, like Pokemon that you can find on television currently. The only real problem is that theres a red tint that appears through some of the scenes that doesnt seem natural. Music: The music is cartoonish, and nicely balanced with the rest of the audio.
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Release date: 6/5/2002
Reviewed on: 6/25/2003
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: Running Time: 28 min. Production Date: 1996 Director: Sabage Sukizo Cast: Animated and featuring the voices of Alexa Rae and Trisha Uptown Initial Expectations: NuTechs job on their anime DVDs have normally been lacking, but every now and then Ive found one that was a nice surprise. Karakuri Ninja Girl Book 1 was kinda fun, so Im looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: It lacks a bit, but is one of the most fun anime features Ive seen. Who Should Watch It : Anybody whos looking for their first anime feature. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants an anime feature that feels completely uncensored Audio /Video Quality: The English dubbing is very clear and well balanced. The video is also nicely clear. The animation isnt very developed, and is very similar to most of the Japanese cartoons, like Pokemon that you can find on television currently. The only real problem is that theres a red tint that appears through some of the scenes that doesnt seem natural.
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Release date: 6/4/2003
Reviewed on: 6/23/2003
Studio: VCA
Starring: Kyle Stone, Mark Davis, Randy Spears, Ona Zee, Eric Masterson, Jessica Darlin, Frank Bukkwyd, Ava Vincent, Aurora Snow, Lee Stone, Brett Rockman, Cindy Crawford, Dick Smothers Jr.
Directed by: Cash Markman
Review brief: Running Time: 86 min. Production Date: 11 / 2002 Director: Cash Markman Cast: Ava Vincent, Jessica Darlin, Cindy Crawford, Ona Zee, Aurora Snow, Randy Spears, Lee Stone, Brett Rockman, Mark Davis, and Dick Smothers, Jr. in sexual roles and Kyle Stone, Eric Masterson, and Frank Bukkwyd in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: I had several thoughts hit me in quick succession upon looking at the title. Who the heck put the transvestite between those three beautiful women? was first. I then saw Cash Markmans name. Hes still around? was next. Whos the transvestite? came soon after. Oh, Dick Smothers Jr. I didnt know the Smothers Brothers liked women narrowly beat the thought of Wow. Another Scotty Schwartz. Needless to say, Im not going in here with overly high expectations. Initial Reaction: Its really close to my low expectations. Who Should Watch It : Anybody curious about what Dick Smothers Jr.
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Release date: 2/18/2003
Reviewed on: 6/12/2003
Studio: VCA
Starring: Simone, Suzie, Becky [I] (ambiguous), Omar Williams, Chantelle
Directed by: Omar Williams
Review brief: Running Time: 107 min. Production Date: 03 / 2000 Director: Omar Williams Cast: Simone, Becky, Suzie, Chantelle, and of course, Omar Williams Initial Expectations: The Big Omar series has quickly become one of my favorites. I go into every episode with high expectations. Initial Reaction: Unfortunately its one of the worst Big Omar movies Ive watched. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting fun sex with fresh faces Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting extremely nasty sex, sex with toys, the same old porn faces, or people taking themselves way too seriously Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty normal for gonzo porn. The audio is often a little off balance, and theres a fair amount of camera shakes, soft focus blurs, and shadows. That said, most of the audio is pretty clear, although there is a bit of the dialogue that gets lost. Theres also a bit of grain and a few serious lighting problems during some parts of the feature. Music: None Menus: The menus are pretty standard here.
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Release date: 11/19/2002
Reviewed on: 5/21/2003
Studio: Totally Tasteless
Starring: Sahara Sands, Sam Strong, Tina Owen, T.C.
Review brief: Running Time: 96 min. (cover states approx. 90 min.) Production Date: 11 / 21 / 1995 (feature) 11 / 06 / 2002 (cover) Director: Loretta Sterling Cast: Sahara Sands, Krystal Knight, Corky James, Tina Owen, Mora Cumming, Lydia Splitz, Jenny Lewis, Sam Strong, T.C., and a few others in sexual roles and The Bogas Bros. in a non-sex role Initial Expectations: I have a feeling Im being lured to this one like a mosquito into the bug zapper. Initial Reaction: Theres plenty of hot stuff, but I cant help but think that whoever made this DVD gets brought to work by the short bus. Who Should Watch It : Fans of milkin mamas! Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting decent technical aspects or anybody who thinks breast feeding should stop by the time youre able to drive a car Audio /Video Quality: The audio is supposedly presented in Dolby, as you get the Dolby Digital lead-in before the main menu. Its definitely on separate channels, as the music normally came out of the left side while the audio for the scene came out of the right side.
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Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 5/13/2003
Studio: Works World Wide
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 100 min. Production Date: 1 / 1 / 2003 Director: None credited Cast: Stacy, Paola, Astrid, Gabrielle, Niki, and a few guys Initial Expectations: dildosensations.com wasnt too bad. Since this is a newer release than that Im hoping for a little more here. Initial Reaction: Although the last couple scenes were okay, the rest reminded me of why remotes have fast forward buttons. Who Should Watch It : Prison inmates Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants passable technical qualities or sex Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects vary quite a bit through the movie. Unfortunately, very little of it is close to average. The audio is very basic and has more than a few problems. Theres background noises and more than a few balance problems. There are a few areas that also look like they might have been dubbed, but from the look and sound of this one, I doubt anybody involved with this feature has that much skill. The video isnt any better. The lighting is okay, but its so pixelated that VHS would be a step up.
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Release date: 3/5/2003
Reviewed on: 5/12/2003
Studio: Nasty Pixxx
Directed by: Jon Yuma
Review brief: Running Time: 84 min. Production Date: 7 / 2002 Director: Jon Yuma Cast: Holly Watters, Toni King, Jodie Cahill, Brook Adams (who was previously listed as Savannah), Kay Wolfe, Andy Wild, Rogert Hornhill, Harry Corne, William Money, and Steve Parnell Initial Expectations: I wasnt too impressed with Sex Around the World: New Zealand, and Im not expecting much different here. Initial Reaction: Eh. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting fresh faces and a bit of artistic camera work Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something with a lot of heat and energy or who doesnt like tattoos Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay at best. There are a few background noises, such as the talent being given directions, the cameraman talking with the still photographer, and somebody playing piano in the room next to where the scenes are shot. The actual sex audio is also often a bit on the soft side.
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Release date: 2/20/2003
Reviewed on: 5/11/2003
Studio: Nasty Pixxx
Starring: Andy Wilde, Kay Wolfe, Jodie Cahill, Geneve Wai, Holly Walters, Mike Cahill, Harry Corne, William Money, Steve Parnell
Directed by: Jon Yuma
Review brief: Running Time: 85 min. Production Date: 7 / 22 / 2002 Director: Jon Yuma Cast: Holly Watters, Jodie Cahill, Savannah, Kay Wolfe, Geneve Wai, Andy Wild, Mike Cahill, Harry Corne, William Money, and Steve Parnell Initial Expectations: Jon Yuma has impressed me behind the camera in the past. Im really curious to see what he does here. Initial Reaction: It tries merging artistic direction with amateur porn with weak results Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to watch first timers with an artistic movie Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants their sex a bit more straightforward Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay at best. There are a few background noises, such as the cameraman sniffing, and the actual sex is often a bit on the soft side. The video has a soft feel that approaches film slightly, which I think is deliberate as Jon Yuma has a reputation for being a bit artistic in his approaches. There are also frequent split screen views and a bit of non-anamorphic widescreen which furthers the artistic feel of the scenes.
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Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 5/7/2003
Studio: Brookland Bros
Starring: Maria [I] (ambiguous), Jennifer, Misery
Directed by: Sean Brookland
Review brief: Running Time: 80 min. (cover states 64 min.) Production Date: 2002 Director: Sean Brookland Cast: Jennifer, Maria, Misery, and a few unnamed guys Initial Expectations: I havent been impressed by much of anything the Brookland Brothers have done so far. Im not expecting anything to change here. Initial Reaction: Its probably the best out of this series, but that isnt saying too much. Who Should Watch It : Amateur porn fans without much money Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants full sex scenes or decent technical aspects Audio /Video Quality: The audio is just a couple steps above suck. Its often clear, but frequently the music is the only audio you have. Theres also a fair amount of dubbing, which always turns me off. The video, however, is surprisingly good even when one doesnt consider how horribly done the audio is. Its normally well lit and shows hardly any grain, but there are a few soft focus problems.
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Release date: 8/6/2002
Reviewed on: 4/21/2003
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Missy, Steve Drake, Rebecca Lord, Lexington Steele, Mickey G., Jeannie Pepper, Ramon Fernandez
Directed by: Candida Royalle
Review brief: Running Time: 80 min., which includes twelve minutes of scenes from Eyes of Desire (the cover states approx. 71 min.) Production Date: 01 / 1998 Director: Candida Royalle Cast: Missy, Mickey G., Rebecca Lord, Jeannie Pepper, Steve Drake, Ramon Fernandez, and Lexington Steele Initial Expectations: Eyes of Desire seemed like a very good start, so Im looking forward to seeing where Candida takes this one. Initial Reaction: Unfortunately, it suffers badly from sequel-itis. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting something thats emotionally driven and anybody who values the foreplay more than the actual fucking Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants to see a lot of penetration shots or pop shots Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and well balanced for the most part, but there are a few of the background noises that do creep up into the foreground. The video is often a bit dark, and unlike many of Femmes other movies, the shadows interfere with things quite a bit here and hold back the entire movie.
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Release date: 4/14/2003
Reviewed on: 4/18/2003
Studio: Union Jaxxx
Review brief: Running Time: 91 min. Production Date: 10 / 03 / 2002 Director: Phil Barry Cast: Karla St. James, Fran Lord, Donna Marie, Bonny Heart, Ashley, Maxine, Teona, Karina, Amber, Cloe, and a couple guys Initial Expectations: I wasnt at all impressed with British and Barely 18 #1, and Im not expecting much more here. Initial Reaction: Theres a couple good scenes here, but most of its easily skipped. Who Should Watch It : Fans of female masturbation Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants to see that the women are really enjoying sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio is balanced pretty well, but there are a few minor distractions throughout the feature. The video is very clear, and nicely mixes black and white and color. Music: The music rests softly in the background of the movie, and at times is so quiet that you barely even know its there. Disc Problems / Complaints: Theres no time stamp for the feature. As Ive said numerous times in the past, this always ticks me off and makes the DVD feel cheap to me.
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Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 3/31/2003
Studio: Brookland Bros
Starring: Jasmine, Jennifer, Georgina, Kat, Arial, Santa Fe, Akane, Charis, Secily, Delias
Directed by: Sean Brookland
Review brief: Running Time: 82 min. (cover states 95 min.) Production Date: 2002 Director: Sean Brookland Cast: Akane, Arial, Charis, Delias, Georgina, Jasmine, Jennifer, Kat, Santa Fe, and Secily Initial Expectations: The Brookland Brothers have barely had a hit with me in their scenes, let alone their full features. Im expecting my fast forward finger to get a lot of exercise here. Initial Reaction: Theres a couple good scenes, but most of its just as disappointing as usual. Who Should Watch It : Fans of amateur girls masturbating Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a lot of heat or a well put together disc Audio /Video Quality: The audio lacks more than a little. The audio is almost entirely the music, and you barely get any actual sounds of sex. When you do, theyre normally so obviously dubbed that I started to wonder if the Brookland Brothers had something to do with the early Godzilla movies. The video is a little better, but not much. The camera is constantly moving and normally offers views that seem a little off.
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Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 3/30/2003
Studio: Brookland Bros
Starring: Debra, Akane, Delias
Directed by: Sean Brookland
Review brief: Running Time: 72 min. Production Date: 2002 Director: Sean Brookland Cast: Akane, Delias, Debra, and a few guys Initial Expectations: The Brookland Brothers havent done much to impress me so far. Im hoping that since this is one of their later releases that theyll have improved some. Initial Reaction: Its another swing and a miss from the Brookland Brothers. Who Should Watch It : Amateur porn fans without much money Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants full sex scenes or decent technical aspects Audio /Video Quality: The audio basically sucks. No, its often clear, but its rare for the audio to be from the actual scenes in the movie. You rarely hear the girl in the solo scenes, and even the vibrator noises are obviously dubbed there. Unfortunately, when theres real audio theres nothing edited out so you hear things like the cameraman asking the performers to look at them before you see a flash of the still camera and the crew talking between each other. .
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Release date: 1/16/2002
Reviewed on: 3/4/2003
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Monika, Frank Gun, Eric Masterson, Frank Thring, Lucy, Sandor, Renato, Nicollete, Rita Faltoyano, Maya Divine, Lee Francis, Suzanna Wienold, Nannes Beaumont, Betty Love, Chris Mountain, Mallory, Britney, Thomas Stone, Veronica Carso, Christiane De Nerville, Christal, Vanda Vitus
Directed by: Frank Thring
Review brief: Running Time: 88 min. Production Date: 10 / 20 / 2000 Director: Frank Thring Cast: Wendy Divine, Betty, Tatyana, Daniella, Vanda, Christal, Lucky, Melony, Nicolette, Thomas Thone, Frank Gun, Rick Renato, Eric Masterson, and Alex in sexual roles, and Chris Taylor, Frank Thring, and Lee Francis in a non-sex role Initial Expectations: I bought this one as soon as I saw both Frank Thring and Wendy Divine were involved with it. With these two Im going in with high expectations. Initial Reaction: It beats cleaning the bathroom. Who Should Watch It : Fans of porn and James Bond movies, anybody who likes a little plot with some fairly nasty but drawn out sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a lot of Euro-style sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video are both pretty good. The audio is clear and doesnt have any kind of background noises, but the balance changed several times throughout the movie making me repeatedly adjust my volume. The video is also pretty good.
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Release date: 1/9/2003
Reviewed on: 2/13/2003
Studio: VCA
Starring: T.T. Boy, Debi Diamond, Racquel Darrian, Bridgette Monroe, Kimberly Kane, Derek Lane
Directed by: Gordon Van Der Meer
Review brief: Running Time: 81 min. Production Date: 1990 Director: Gordon Vandermeer Cast: Racquel Darrian, Kimberly Kane, Debi Diamond, Jeff Golden, Derrick Lane, T. T. Boy, and Bridgette Monroe Initial Expectations: I have no clue why, but Im just not expecting too much here even though it does have Racquel Darrians ass in it. Initial Reaction: Its closer to kindling than an actual fire. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a light porno without any group action Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a strong plot or nastier sex. Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are surprisingly good, enough so that I suspect the feature might have been remastered. The audio is clear and well balanced without any background noises. The video is also very clear, and barely even shows any grain. The only problem with the video is a small off color line at the bottom of the screen. Music: As with most early nineties porn, the music is cheesy and loud. It doesnt help the scenes, but it wouldnt seem like early nineties porno music without it.
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Release date: 2/1/2003
Reviewed on: 2/1/2003
Studio: Union Jaxxx
Review brief: Running Time: 91 min. Production Date: June 2002 Director: None Listed Cast: Karla St. James, Fran Lord, Donna Marie, Bonny Heart, Ashley, Maxine, Teona, Karina, Amber, Cloe, and an uncredited black guy and blonde Initial Expectations: When I met the people at Union Jaxxx at the Adult Expo, they seemed offended when I asked if they were on just VHS or both VHS and DVD. They told me they were only on DVD since theyre looking to the future. With that kind of attitude, I cant help but go in with some decent expectations. Initial Reaction: Yawn. Who Should Watch It : Anybody whos main concern is watching somebody theyve never seen before. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants scenes that feel a little different from each other. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is balanced pretty well, but there are a few minor distractions throughout the feature. The video is very clear, and nicely mixes black and white and color footage. Music: The music, which isnt in all of the feature, is nicely balanced with the rest of the audio.
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Release date: 7/10/2002
Reviewed on: 1/30/2003
Studio: Outlaw
Starring: Brandon Iron, Rick Masters, Scarlet Fever, Dillion Day, Ivy, Lee Stone, Kami, Kate Frost, Herschel Savage, Phoenix Ray
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: Running Time: 84 min. Production Date: 3 / 27 / 2001 Director: David Luger Cast: Kate Frost, Phoenix Ray, Kristina Black, Kami, Ivy, Brandon Iron, Dillion Day, Herschel Savage, Lee Stone, and Rick Masters Initial Expectations: This one looks kinda fun and has a decent director and some decent female talent, which gives me some hope. Initial Reaction: I think this feature would have been mentioned in the Geneva Convention if it was around then. Who Should Watch It : Insomniacs Who Should Avoid It: Anybody whose fast forward button is broken Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty clear and well balanced, although it does get a little quiet in places. The video is also pretty good. Theres a little grain, but the lighting is normally very even and realistic. Music: None. Menus: The main menu has a little animation and a couple photos from the movie to give the feature a decent first impression. The chapter menu is pretty standard and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a scene number.
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Release date: 10/3/2002
Reviewed on: 1/24/2003
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Layla Jade, Michele Raven, Claudia Adkins, Kathy Anderson, Nikki Montana, Pamela Killman, Suzie Carina, Nicole De Rossi, Lenka Gaborova
Directed by: Patrick Collins
Review brief: Running Time: 93 min. Production Date: 8 / 24 / 2002 Director: Patrick Collins Cast: Layla Jade, Michele Raven, Patricie, Sara, Nikki, Pamela Killmen, Katerina Anderson, Pavla, Suzie, Sarah, Trixy, Karmen, Gabriella, and Claudia Atkins Initial Expectations: The little Ive heard of this one hasnt been too good, but with the cast I still have some decent expectations. Initial Reaction: Its more of a train wreck than anything. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of all girl action Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a little variety with their all girl action Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay, but there are some noticeable changes in the balance during some of the scenes. Theres background noises, and their balance with the rest of the audio sometimes changes instantaneously. The video is okay, and the lighting is pretty even, but there are a few problems. The most noticeable problem is that the clarity isnt continuous right out to the edge of the screen.
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Release date: 12/9/2002
Reviewed on: 1/19/2003
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Tom Byron, Peter North, Randy Spears, Danielle Rogers, Lynn Lemay, Cheri Taylor, Alice Springs
Directed by: Scotty Fox
Review brief: Running Time: 69 min. Production Date: 1990 Director: Scotty Fox Cast: Danielle Rogers, Sheri Taylor, Alice Springs, Lynn LeMay, Randy Spears, Tomy Byron, and Peter North Initial Expectations: Early nineties porn often leaves a lot to be desired for me, but with Danielle and Randy here Im willing to give it a chance. Initial Reaction: This one night stand should have been put to bed much earlier. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of the cast Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting good technical aspects or a lot of hot sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio has a decent balance, but theres a loud hum in the background at some points. The video has a fair amount of grain and lousy lighting. It looks pretty close to a second generation VHS copy. Music: Its the typical loud and cheesy music that made porn in the early nineties so easy to make fun of. Menus: The main menu has a small clip of the movie. There is no chapter menu, which makes the DVD feel really cheap. The Feature: Randy Spears is having a mid-life crisis.
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Release date: 10/1/2002
Reviewed on: 12/10/2002
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Joey Ray, Mariella, Juliana Kincaid, Estelle Lawrence, Deja Chan, Mackenzie Wilson, Redd Fields, Jordan Perry, Alex Rox, Scott Nails
Directed by: Kat Slater
Review brief: Running Time: 76 min. Production Date: 5 / 17 / 2002 Director: Kat Slater Cast: Deja Chan, Estelle Lawrence, Juliana Kincaid, Makenzie Wilson, Mariella, Alex Rox, Joey Ray, Jordan Perry, Scott Skools, and Red Fields Initial Expectations: I havent seen a lot from Hustler, so Im still trying to keep an open mind and get a feel for them. Initial Reaction: I think my cock fell asleep for most of this movie. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to watch women barely old enough to drive Who Should Avoid It: Everybody else Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty clear and well balanced, when its a non-sex moment. During the sex scenes, the background and music are normally the only noticeable audio. The video has a soft feel and is okay, but is hurt by the camera work. Theres a few blurry moments, uneven lighting, and a lot of camera shake in some of the scenes. Theres also a lot of fast zooms that make the feature a little rough to watch.
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Release date: 10/3/2002
Reviewed on: 12/7/2002
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Randy West, Mike Horner, P.J. Sparxx, Buck Adams, Alicyn Sterling, Alexandria Quinn, Lorraine Day
Directed by: Chi Chi LaRue
Review brief: Running Time: 69 min. Production Date: 1991 Director: Scotty Fox Cast: Alexandra Quinn, Alicyn Sterling, Lorraine Day, P. J. Sparxx, Buck Adams, Mike Horner, and Randy West Initial Expectations: New Machine has been doing an okay job with their early 1990s features. Im expecting another okay DVD here. Initial Reaction: Its pretty typical early 1990s porn, but still fun. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting some fun and light porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting nastier sex or a great transfer Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and normally well balanced. The video shows a fair amount of grain that continues evenly to the edge of the screen, and feels like it might have been taken directly from VHS. The lighting is well done, and shows few unnecessary shadows, although there are a few remnants that flash by here and there. Music: The music blends classical music done on an organ to give it a creepy feel, with cheesy porn music. Both work very well for the movie, but are normally a bit loud.
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Release date: 8/3/2002
Reviewed on: 11/30/2002
Studio: Pleasure
Starring: Michael J. Cox, Allysin Chaynes, Kyle Stone, Randy Spears, Zach Adams, Sunset Thomas, Mickey G., Dillion Day, Paige Sinclair, Shawna Sexton, Kiki Daire
Directed by: Nic Cramer
Review brief: Running Time: 95 min. Production Date: 10 / 1999 Director: Nic Cramer Cast: Sunset Thomas, Allysin Chaynes, Paige Sinclair, Shawna Sexton, Dillion Day, Kyle Stone, Mickey G., Michael J. Cox, Zach Thomas, and Randy Spears in a non-sex cameo role Initial Expectations: Nic Cramer can be kind of hit or miss with me. Im hoping with this cast its going to be a hit. Initial Reaction: Its okay, but nothing like the box cover suggests. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting slightly artistic sex with a slow plot Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting straight ahead sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty clear and decently balanced, but often a little on the low side. Theres also a couple background noises that are readily noticeable. The video is presented in the widescreen format, but unfortunately its non-anamorphic. As usual with Nic Cramer, the feature appears to have been shot on film, as it has a slightly grainy look to it. The lighting is also a bit inconsistent, which stems from Mr.
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