Valley Cheerleader Sorority 2 Review

Running Time: 84 min.

Production Date: 3 / 27 / 2001

Director: David Luger

Cast: Kate Frost, Phoenix Ray, Kristina Black, Kami, Ivy, Brandon Iron, Dillion Day, Herschel Savage, Lee Stone, and Rick Masters

Initial Expectations: This one looks kinda fun and has a decent director and some decent female talent, which gives me some hope.

Initial Reaction: I think this feature would have been mentioned in the Geneva Convention if it was around then.

Who Should Watch It : Insomniacs

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody whose fast forward button is broken

Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty clear and well balanced, although it does get a little quiet in places. The video is also pretty good. There’s a little grain, but the lighting is normally very even and realistic.

Music: None.

Menus: The main menu has a little animation and a couple photos from the movie to give the feature a decent first impression. The chapter menu is pretty standard and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a scene number.

The Feature: Cheerleader Kristina Black is sent to the Valley Sorority as an exchange student from France University. She immediately tries taking things over, pissing off Kate Frost, the head of the sorority. Meanwhile, the other cheerleaders can barely figure out which end of their pom-poms to grab, let alone get further than that.

After being shown her room at the sorority house, Kristina Black, the exchange student who speaks remarkable clear English, relaxes a bit in her room. Of course, since this is a sorority house, this means masturbation. Kristina diddles herself a little under her cheerleader uniform before changing from her France University Cheerleader uniform to the Valley cheerleader uniform. She goes back to slowly rubbing her nub before she’s found by Lee Stone and Dillion Day. She takes turns sucking them, with Dillion working on her slit a little when he’s not getting sucked. She moves on to slowly ride Lee reverse cowgirl style, and the guys trade back and forth a little as they work her through doggie, missionary, and cowgirl. After a fairly lethargic performance, Kristina finally takes a happy double facial to finish things up. This scene didn’t do much for me right from the start. The camera seemed to focus on the huge zit next to Kristina’s snatch, and didn’t seem to want to admit that Lee and Dillion had any body parts other than cocks. It kept Kristina the focus of the scene, and cut off as much of the guys as possible. I’m not saying I want to focus on watching the guys here, but the camera work seemed so limited here that it barely even felt like there was anybody in the scene other than Kristina. If that’s not enough, the scene feels a bit restrained, with the action being slow and the cameraman feeling like he only had about two places he could shoot from in the room. I’ve been more excited by commercials for Pokemon than this scene got me.

After figuring out that average at best looking bleached blonde Ivy has problems they can’t get past, Kate and Phoenix send her to Brandon Iron, the best tutor on campus. He takes her back to his place so she can show him what Valley cheerleaders really excel at. After a quick anatomy lesson, which I think Ivy probably needed, Brandon breaks out his cock for Ivy to suck. Sadly, I couldn’t help but think that Ivy was a little afraid of it while she sucked it. She apparently isn’t good enough at it to get rewarded with a tongue for her twat, as Brandon has her go directly to riding him cowgirl style. She moves onto her side for Brandon to fuck her next, and looks about as excited about it as Teddy Kennedy when he’s out of arm’s reach of a drink. They continue on through doggie and missionary before Brandon finally puts this scene out of its misery with a facial for Ivy. This scene makes me glad there’s a fast forward button. If this is representative of Ivy’s scenes, I’m pretty sure many of them were used to test the limits of Viagra.

After quitting her daily cheerleading practice, Kami gets busy with Rick Masters while he’s out of jail. After he briefly fingers her pussy she drops down to suck his cock. She makes him go inside before giving him the reverse cowgirl treatment, spoons him, lets him fuck her from behind, and finally ends things missionary style before taking an almost facial. I’m not sure why Kami had her eyes squeezed shut so tight, since I couldn’t see any coal she was trying to turn into diamonds on her eyes and Rick’s pop never made it that far. It’s a pretty average scene. Kami gets into things pretty well, but the camera work feels fairly limited again.

Finally, quantum physics professor Herschel Savage gets a visit from Kate Frost and Phoenix Ray, who want Kristina Black flunked and sent back to France. Since Herschel is very open to the idea, Kate and Phoenix decide to give him something back. They play with each other as Herschel watches, starting with their nipples before Kate quickly works her tongue and fingers into Phoenix’ snatch. Kate repeatedly takes Herschel into her throat as she and Phoenix warm him up, before hopping on to ride him as he and Phoenix spank her. Phoenix goes up for a reverse cowgirl ride next, with Kate riding Herschel’s face, as well as letting Herschel fuck her from behind while she eats Kate. Kate also lets Herschel fuck her from behind before catching his guy goo on her pretty face. The first five minutes of this scene alone are better than everything that came before it put together. Kate, Phoenix, and Herschel look to be having a great time, and the cameraman even lets you see some of Herschel now and then (but mostly then). Nobody ever seems left out of the scene, and things move at a nice pace. If the rest of the movie were even half as good as this scene, it would have been a keeper.

I really hope Valley Cheerleader Sorority 2 is a victim of the sequel curse. If the original was anywhere close to this bad, somebody should lose a nut. The only really good scene here is Phoenix Ray and Kate Frost taking on Herschel Savage, while scenes like Ivy’s pairing with Brandon Iron is so boring that I can’t see anybody watching it without the aid of a fast forward button. Valley Cheerleader Sorority 2 is best viewed from afar, such as from another state.

Extras: The photo gallery contains about fifty two snapshots and full screen photos. The snapshots look very good, but the full screen photos sometimes leave a little to be desired. Of course there’s internet information, but this time there’s also phone sex crap. Finally, there’s a twenty minute behind the scenes featurette. As bad as the movie is, the behind the scenes featurette is actually pretty darn good. David Luger has some very nice interviews with almost all of the cast, with the girls appearing very realistic. You never get to see the scenes being shot, but there are a few bloopers and outtakes at the end as well as David Luger working with some of the cast. It’s a nicely done behind the scenes featurette that’s much more enjoyable than most of the feature.

Themes: Straight, masturbation, group, lesbian, and spanking

Raincoat Factor: Medium low

Overall: Currently, Valley Cheerleader Sorority 2 can be found online for between $10 and $29 with most stores offering it for under $20. If you pay anywhere close to twenty bucks for this one, you should be kept away from sharp objects. The transfer and extras are pretty good, but the only scene worth watching in the movie is the last one.

Note to Outlaw / Pleasure: Although the movie sucked, it’s great that you put the care into the DVD to include a decent behind the scenes featurette.

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