astroknight's Movie Reviews (5802 - page 213)
Release date: 5/11/2010
Reviewed on: 2/3/2011
Studio: Voodoo House
Starring: Vixen, Aline, Brother Love, Cherry Poppens, Vixen Vogel, Kelly Cameron, Katie Cameron, Barbie Cummings, Sasha Grey, Bree Olson, Joclyn Stone, Stella Marie, Bea Small, Leorelei Lee
Directed by: Brother Love
Review brief: If you want something different from your average POV porn, this is it. Each scene has a girl or two enthusiastically sucking cock, eating man-ass, and playing man-ass and then throws in the added twist of having them repeatedly spit in your face (or the lens, as this is POV) and shooting it through the spit-soaked lens. Although there are a few clear moments, that makes most of the movie close to unwatchable as you can't clearly see the girls work their magic. There's also very little effort put into the extras to help out the overall DVD. If this one sounds interested, make sure you rent it first or aim low.
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Release date: 10/16/2000
Reviewed on: 11/7/2009
Studio: Alborda Video
Starring: Charlie, Kaylynn, Miko Lee, Jeanie Rivers, Paige Sinclair, Summer Breeze, Shawna Sexton, Adajja, Angelina Di Carlo
Directed by: Al Borda
Review brief: This is an easy release to pass by. There's some nice talent in the cast, but it's never used that well. The action is heavy on toys and light on kissing with below average chemistry, choppy editing, and camera work that feels uninspired. The technical aspects are lacking and there's no real effort put into the extras. Skip this one.
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Release date: 6/22/2009
Reviewed on: 7/1/2009
Studio: Homegrown
Starring: Alex, Heather, Buck, Damon, Rucca Page, Stacey Fuxx, Kalyn Arianna
Review brief: This is an okay fuck flick on a DVD that comes up a little short. Heather, Rucca Page, and Stacia Foxxx all do a nice job with their scenes, but Kalyn Arianna looks very disturbed through part of her scene and brought the movie down a bit for me. The technical aspects are just below average due to a fair amount of camera motion and rough editing, and the extras show virtually no effort being recycled from previous Homegrown releases. This isn't a bad movie, but the action never feels like it's being done by amateurs or by people who aren't pretty familiar with anal sex.
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Release date: 12/1/2006
Reviewed on: 6/20/2009
Studio: FYA
Starring: Sasha, Troy Halston, Lee Stone, Holly Halston, Melissa Lauren, Johnny Castle, Emily George, Alexia Milano
Review brief: This is a very forgettable release, which is too bad because it does seem to know where it wants to go with big boobs and has a decent idea. The problem is that nobody involved with the movie behind the camera seemed to know what they're doing well enough to get the movie there despite some decent female talent in front of it. The technical aspects hold back each and every scene and rarely stay around the average level too long. There's also no real effort put into the extras to help out the overall DVD. This release should be easy to pass by.
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Release date: 2/24/2009
Reviewed on: 4/5/2009
Studio: Venus Girls
Starring: T.J. Cummings, Mike Hawk, Penny Flame, Bridgette B
Directed by: Sturgeon Court
Review brief: This is a pretty weak cocktease movie. Penny Flame and Bridgette B. do a nice job talking down to Mike Hawk and TJ Cummings through their scenes, but the action feels limited and a bit too short with most scenes running around eight minutes. The technical aspects are also weak with the video looking quite cloudy in places, and there's no effort put into the extras. This is easily one of the weakest releases I've ever seen from the Venus Girls.
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Release date: 2/2/2009
Reviewed on: 2/23/2009
Studio: Score
Starring: Bailey Brooks, Kitty Langdon, Natalie Minx, Katja Kassin, Jarrod Steed, J-Mac, J.T. Money, Claudia Downs
Review brief: This one's a dud. Instead of having a voyeuristic focus to it, the focus is on legs and feet with the scenes having a very noir-ish style. The camera work is so cold that even Katja Kassin's anal scene can't make it past the average level, and hers was one of the better scenes in the movie. The technical aspects are okay but there's no effort put into the extras. This one should be easy to pass by.
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Release date: 5/26/2008
Reviewed on: 10/21/2008
Studio: Swank Digital
Starring: Virginia, Cindy, Thomas Stone, Neeo, Claudia Adams, Sandra Kalerman, Natalli DiAngelo, Yee Tee
Review brief: This one's for foot freaks only, as Natalli's the only girl in the movie who gets fucked. Most of the scenes are all about foot and leg worship and foot fucking and the cast gets into it pretty well. The technical aspects hold it back due to video that seems reminiscent of the early nineties and extremely choppy editing, and with no real effort put into the extras there's nothing to help out the overall DVD. This one's easily passed by unless you're a big foot freak.
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Release date: 6/30/2008
Reviewed on: 9/27/2008
Studio: White Ghetto Films
Starring: Sandra, Nikol, Cindy Dollar, Dorro
Review brief: This is an easy to skip release. Although there is anal in every scene, the vaginal action often seems to get more of a focus and the entire movie is so tied to a formula of first fucking the pussy and then the ass in each position after the oral opening that it quickly feels like it's on overdrive. The technical aspects just miss the average mark due to a very noticeable background hiss in the first scene, and there's no real effort put into the extras. This is a very generic and very forgettable release.
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Release date: 7/1/2008
Reviewed on: 8/27/2008
Studio: Penthouse
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Nick Manning, Niko, Nyomi Marcela, Dana DeArmond, Brooke Banner, Holly West, Tristian Kingsley
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Pass this one by. There's two good scenes from Brooke Banner, but the other three scenes are hacked up and smashed into a mess in the middle to pretty much kill the sex for the movie. As for the story, odds are you've seen it at least twice before and both times were better. The technical aspects do show a little care and there's a touch of effort put into the extras, but that's not enough reason to check this one out.
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Release date: 5/12/2008
Reviewed on: 7/16/2008
Studio: White Ghetto Films
Starring: Mishka, Heidi Sin, Joclyn Stone, Carrie Moon
Directed by: Falco Zito
Review brief: Start with older women who look like they've been on a bon-bon diet for way too long, add in plenty of noticeable background noise, and finish it up with almost every cream pie being so badly faked it's almost laughable. Then throw in virtually no effort for the overall DVD and you have a release that's very easy to pass by despite slightly above average camera work and a fair amount of chemistry.
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Release date: 3/17/2008
Reviewed on: 5/19/2008
Studio: Pink Moon
Starring: Tiffany, Lulu, James Brossman, Miki, Sheridan, George Uhl, Belicia, Csoky Ice, Dorine
Review brief: This is an okay compilation release. The girls are cute, and most of them get into the sex pretty well. Sheridan and Belicia turn out the best scenes, while Dorina and Tiffany's easily comes in as the worst due to Tiffany's complete avoidance of the cock. The technical aspects are slightly below average due to the overly soft video, and there's no effort put into the extras to help out the overall DVD. This is an okay DVD that could have used a little better care overall in addition to a little more honesty in the front cover.
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Release date: 3/26/2008
Reviewed on: 5/16/2008
Studio: Homegrown
Starring: Raquel, Naomi, Lindy, Roxanna
Review brief: This one should be pretty easy to pass by. Instead of feeling like an amateur movie it comes off as an amateurish movie where nobody behind the camera really cared. Racquel Santino and Roxanna both turn out scenes with a lot of potential, but they're never able to get too far beyond the average mark. The technical aspects are weak due to poor camera handling, and although there are some extras they're the same extras that have been recycled from what appears to be every other recent Homegrown DVD. This DVD leaves plenty to be desired.
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Release date: 1/14/2008
Reviewed on: 4/30/2008
Studio: White Ghetto Films
Starring: Livia, Eva, Carlos, Samantha, Lena, L.K., Zofka, Faun
Review brief: If you're looking for big women taking cream pies then this one could be just what you're looking for. It doesn't get too close to the two hour running time advertised on the cover, but the scenes are simple but solid and the cream pies appear to be real. The technical aspects show some decent care, but there's no effort put into the extras. This is a simple release, but if you want big girls taking loads inside them it might be just what you need.
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Release date: 2/11/2008
Reviewed on: 4/23/2008
Studio: White Ghetto Films
Starring: Honney Bunny, Nakia, Sukra, Adya
Review brief: This is one of those movies where how much you enjoy it is closely related to how much one little detail matters to you. If you're looking for real cream pies, you might as well pass this one by as three of the four left me nowhere close to believing in their authenticity. There's some hot sex up until the cream pie in most of the scenes, but only one cream pie left me believing in it. The technical aspects shows some good care, but there's no effort put into the extras. This is an easy to pass by release.
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Release date: 2/25/2008
Reviewed on: 4/11/2008
Studio: White Ghetto Films
Starring: Martina, Hanah, Sava, Evelina
Review brief: This is a disappointing and pretty generic release. The women are all older here, but the anal aspect leaves plenty to be desired and the editing style gives the entire move a very generic feeling. Hanah and Evalina are able to make it past the generic feeling, while Martina and Sava are crushed by it. The technical aspects are pretty good, but the extras go back to being very generic. Add in the movie not coming close to delivering what it claims on the cover and you have a DVD that should be easy to pass by.
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Release date: 7/16/2004
Reviewed on: 1/26/2008
Studio: Coast to Coast
Starring: Tom Byron, Jeanna Fine, Britt Morgan, Joey Silvera, Angela Summers, Leilani, Sikki Nixx, Felipe, Alice Springs
Directed by: Jace Rocker, Britt Morgan
Review brief: This is a release that's easy to pass by. The movie's light and loose with a simple plot that mostly works to set up the sex scenes while also bringing in a little humor. Britt Morgan and Jeanna Fine each do a nice job with their two scenes each, but there's never anything about the sex that helps it much past the average mark. The technical aspects don't quite make it to the average mark due to low lighting, and there's no effort put into the extras. This release is far from exciting.
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Release date: 1/11/2006
Reviewed on: 12/27/2007
Studio: Bad Seed
Starring: Tony Tedeschi, John West, Taylor Rain, Scott Nails, Trina Michaels, Hillary Scott, Veronica Jett, Kelly Wells, Ethan Cage, Crissy Cums, Goldie Cox
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Ironically, this DVD is a bust. Although the title makes it sound like a first time anal movie, almost all of the girls show a familiarity with anal that lets them take four fingers in the ass with hardly a noise escaping their mouth. The sex often feels held back, and the presentation is held back by grainy video and average at best audio. There is a little effort put into the extras, but it's far from thrilling as well. This is a dud of a release.
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Release date: 10/29/2007
Reviewed on: 12/14/2007
Studio: Score
Starring: Janine Lindemulder, Vanessa, April, Wendy, Portia
Review brief: Although the women in this release aren't past their prime, unlike this release they actually get one. The movie never shows much care or skill, and barley makes it past the average mark only for Portia and Daisy's scenes. The technical aspects are just below average and there's no care put into the extras with the few extras here being downright poor. Skip this release.
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Release date: 10/4/2007
Reviewed on: 12/9/2007
Studio: Teravision
Starring: Tommy Gunn, Nick Manning, Mario Rossi, Samantha Ryan, Annette Schwarz, Faith Leon, Pike Nelson, Katarina Kat, Nikki Dominick
Directed by: Ethan Kane
Review brief: Ethan Kane doesn't just stumble for his second TeraVision release, but does a full force belly flop. Four of the five scenes are almost identical with the fifth, a girl girl between Bobbi Starr and Samantha Ryan, coming out as the best scene in the movie while showing some of the same weaknesses as the rest of the movie. The technical aspects barely make it past the average mark, and although the extras show a little care and effort, they're just more of the same from the movie. This DVD does show some care, but there was virtually nothing here that did anything for me.
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Release date: 8/24/2004
Reviewed on: 12/2/2007
Studio: U.S. Male
Starring: Jenna Red, Roland Somsak, Lukas Lucky, Joska Kalvoda, Caroline Brel, Kristina Linhart, Tereza Walker, Jarda Dvoska, Mike Drew, Andrew Matyasz, Ruddy Holubec, Stanley Kovacs
Directed by: Alan Pelican
Review brief: Alan Pelikan shows a little hope for the bisexual genre here by picking groups who often seem to be all the way into each other rather than going with the traditional bisexual method of throwing a girl between two gay guys to see what happens. That does happen a little here too, but it's not nearly as bad as in most bisexual movies I've watched. The bigger problem here is the technical aspects, which are just a stone's throw from horrible, and the extras, which are generic as can be. Although the sex is a step above the normal bisexual movie, everything else about this release holds it back.
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Release date: 8/11/2003
Reviewed on: 11/28/2007
Studio: VCA
Starring: Theresa, Suzie, Louise, Omar Williams, Donna Marie, Dan
Directed by: Omar Williams
Review brief: Pass this one by. None of the girls are really attractive and none of them bring much to the scenes. Suzie does a very nice job of taking Omar in her ass and Donna throws in some nice teases, but other than that the sex is entirely unremarkable. The technical aspects are also a bit weak and there's no real effort put into the extras. This is a disappointing release.
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Release date: 9/25/2007
Reviewed on: 10/20/2007
Studio: Cinema Play
Starring: Troy Halston, Holly Halston, Dave Pounder, Talon, Alex Gonz, Puma Swede, Elle Cee, Whitney Stevens, Tessa West, Paige Addams
Review brief: This is a very forgettable release. The setups are every bit as generic as you might think of with the pizza dude opening, and the sex is just as generic. There's very little variety to the sex in the entire movie, and only Holly and Troy Halston get past the average mark for chemistry. The technical aspects are a little weak and there's no effort put into the extras. This is a very disappointing release that's easy to pass by.
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Release date: 7/17/2007
Reviewed on: 8/9/2007
Studio: Platinum Blue Productions
Starring: Wanda Curtis, Anita Dark, Jenna Haze, Alexis Malone, Cindy Crawford, Morgan March, Justine Joli, Malibu, Karlie Montana, Kirsten Price, Haley Paige
Directed by: Skye Blue
Review brief: Skye Blue goes the generic all girl movie route wrapping this one around girls writing about sexual experiences and fantasies in their diaries. Although this lets the setups be a bit varied, the scenes all go with a rigid formula that's more than noticeable by the end of the second scene and keeps up to the point that my eyes glazed over watching Jenna Haze get it on with Haley Paige. There's some good chemistry in the scenes, but the rigid sexual formula will probably hold the movie back for anybody who watches more than one scene at a time. The technical aspects are also pretty average and there's no real effort put into the extras. If you want lighter all girl action to watch one scene at a time this one will probably be worth picking up, but others might want to just rent or skip it.
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Release date: 5/12/2007
Reviewed on: 7/22/2007
Studio: OSK Productions
Starring: Dino Bravo, Roxetta, Caren Caan, Maxwell Schmart
Directed by: Josh Welland
Review brief: This is easily the worst instructional release I've watched on anal sex as well as the most enjoyable. There's a few good tips here, and OSK does a very good job trying to keep things light, but most of the instructional information is very basic. The only way this release shines is as pure humor, and I found myself laughing at it a heck of a lot more than I was with it. While Caren Caan does a nice job keeping things fun and light, Roxetta comes off as being extremely easily distracted by anything the least bit shiny as well as then wanting to shove it up her ass. The technical aspects are pretty average, but there's a bit of effort put into the extras here with an amusing blooper reel. Avoid this one for the instructional aspect, but check it out when you need a good laugh.
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Release date: 12/30/2004
Reviewed on: 7/3/2007
Studio: Sensational Video
Starring: Vivien, Rick Savage
Review brief: When sultry top heavy brunette Vivien is sent to Master Rick to prepare her for the upcoming breast torture competition, he decides to see if she has what it takes. He does a very nice job mixing things up as he works her tits over with tools, clothespins, and hot wax, as well as mixing in a little hot wax. Sadly the scenes are often choppy and feel cut off and the technical aspects are held back by being very grainy with plenty of background noises. The DVD also falls short by not delivering on the very limited extras it lists on the cover. This release had some potential, but just couldn't live up to it.
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