Big Omar's Hard Cock Cafe Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  11/28/2007

The Little Details

Running Time: 82 min.

Production Date: 5 / 2002

Director: “Big Omar” Williams

Cast: Donna Marie, Louise, Suzie, Theresa, Dan, and of course, “Big Omar” Williams

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Omar's movies have a nice bit of charm to them, even though VCA never put any effort into his overall DVDs. I'm going into this one with a touch of hope.

Initial Reaction: Eh.

Who Should Watch It : Fans of interracial action and fresh talent

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting good camera work and scenes that feel like something

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty average. The audio is balanced okay but has quite a few very noticeable background noises. The video is presented in the full frame format, and pretty average. The lighting is a bit uneven and there's a touch of grain. There's also a fair amount of camera motion, but the movie has a bit of a running joke with it so I can't get down on it too much.

Music: None

Menus: The main menu is very simple, and pretty much just gives a small clip with a little plain animation and the choices. The chapter menu shows a bit of care, and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the name of the girl in it.

The Feature

Big Omar's back, along with his mate Bert. This time he's trying to hold down a job as a waiter, but for some reason all the girls seem to want is a serving of his oversized black meat.

Scene 1 – Theresa and Big Omar Williams

Omar first meets short haired brunette Theresa, who's been working at the restaurant three months and helps him with some of the place settings as Bert checks out her ass. After Omar notices she isn't wearing a bra she lets him have a feel and suck her tits. Omar pulls up her skirt to check out her ass and then lets Theresa get down and mouth his manhood. He pulls her panties aside and fucks her from behind over the table before letting her have it missionary style on the table. Theresa also rides him side saddle before letting Omar take her from behind again and sucking him to a good facial finish.

This is a decent scene. Theresa has a decent body, but her face isn't quite average and show shows why the British are known for their dentistry the world over. She does put out some nice energy and vocals, but the scene never really grabbed me. This is a pretty average scene.

Scene 2 – Donna Marie and Big Omar Williams

Omar and Bert peep in on cook Donna, who has her blonde hair all in braids and doesn't appear to be wearing panties, before he moves in to chat with her. She lets him know that she isn't wearing a skirt or panties because she gets really horny when she's hot, and asks Omar to help her out a bit. As he helps her she can't resist checking him out, and pushes him against the wall to run her hands around him. Omar sucks Donna's nipples and reaches around to play with her pussy before she lies back on the counter to let him eat it. Donna gets down to mouth Omar's meat as best she can, and seems to love the challenge of taking his oversized cock down her throat. She bends over the counter for Omar to take her from behind before laying back on another for him to fuck her missionary style. Omar picks her up to fuck her in midair before setting her back down and taking her from behind again. Finally he gives Donna a massive facial finish.

This is a decent scene. Donna has a nice body, but the braids do nothing for me. She puts out some nice energy with natural vocals, but for some reason this scene never really grabbed me. This is a pretty average scene but one of the best in the movie.

Scene 3 – Suzie and Big Omar Williams

After she waits most of the night for her date to show up, Omar shows dirty blonde Suzie to the phone so she can try calling them. When the main phone doesn't work he takes her to the private phone upstairs and lets her know that there's no way he would have stood her up with how good looking she is. After noticing how see-through her top is Omar puts a hand in to show Bert, and she quickly chats him up to get some from him instead of her date. They share a few quick kisses and he kisses her nipples through her top before it's pulled up so he can get at them while snaking a hand into her panties. Suzie drops down to mouth Omar's manhood before laying back on the desk for him to fuck her missionary style. She gets up to ride him reverse cowgirl style before laying back on the desk so he can fuck her ass missionary style and spoon it. Omar even fucks her ass from behind before quickly fucking her pussy missionary style and popping on her stomach.

This is an okay scene. Suzie has a kind of frumpy look that didn't do a lot for me, but she does take Omar's cock up her ass amazingly well. The camera work is a bit weaker than normal here, and left me wondering which hole Omar was in for part of the reverse cowgirl. The editing is also a bit choppy and the scene once again never really grabbed me. This is another pretty average scene.

Scene 4 – Louise, Big Omar Williams, and Dan

Unattractive brunette Louise puts the moves on her man Dan in a booth long after Omar's ready to go home. They start kissing in the restaurant before he breaks out her tits to suck and soon after moves her panties out of the way so he can play with her pussy and get down to eat it. Louise gets down to suck Dan's cock in return before laying back on the table for him to fuck her missionary style. Dan also fucks her from behind and as she lies on her side on the table, and when Omar tries bringing them the bill she wants a tip instead. She goes to work sucking Omar while Dan continues to fuck her before they trade places. Finally Omar pops on her stomach with Dan appearing to never pop.

This is another scene that just didn't do much for me. Louise did nothing for me physically, but she did really get into the fucking and cocksucking. The camera work once again fell short for me, and the jackhammering outside the building where they were fucking was all too noticeable throughout the scene. Throw in Dan not being able to pop and it makes for a weak ending scene. Louise did a good job, but I just couldn't get into her.

Big Omar's Hard Cock Cafe is a pretty forgettable release. Omar, as usual, does a nice job and manages to bring some nice fun to the scenes, but the sex rarely makes it to the average mark. Donna throws in some nice spirit and teases while Suzie takes Omar up all the way into her shitpussy extremely well, but beyond that the movie is completely forgettable. Big Omar's Hard Cock Cafe just didn't do it for me.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery lasts a minute and three quarters with about seven seconds per okay looking screen capture or snapshot. There's also a few boxcovers and contact information.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, interracial, anal, and group

Raincoat Factor: Medium

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many VCA DVDs can be found online for between about $6 and $25 with many stores offering them for under $15. Aim low for this one. The girls aren't that attractive and don't really bring any spark to the scenes. The technical aspects are a little weak and there's no effort put into the extras. This is one of the weakest Omar movies and DVDs I've watched.

Note to VCA: Although this is far from one of the best episodes in the series, it's too bad you never put any care into it.

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