astroknight's Movie Reviews (5802 - page 212)
Release date: 1/25/2013
Reviewed on: 3/5/2013
Studio: Unparalleled Productions
Starring: Veronica, Danielle [I] (ambiguous), Robin, Mary Anne, Francine, Markus Dupree
Directed by: Von Gabriel
Review brief: This is a release that's easy to skip. Danielle, Francine, Maryanne, and Robin each turn out some decent anal action, but Veronica never takes so much as a finger in her ass through her scene and instead has a fetishy oral scene. Add in technical aspects that are solidly below average due to their sloppiness and no real care put into the extras and you have a disappointing release.
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Release date: 9/18/2012
Reviewed on: 1/17/2013
Studio: Vivid
Starring: Lisa Ann, Alex Sanders, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Ron Jeremy, Lee Stone, T.J. Cummings, Sledge Hammer, Anthony Hardwood, Chyna, Justin Magnum, Tommy Pistol, Marco Banderas, Ralph Long, Cyrus King, Valerie Kay
Directed by: B. Skow
Review brief: Pass this one by unless you're a major fan of Chyna or professional wrestling. Although the writing is good and the setups are fun, the movie is pretty poorly shot and choppy with very little chemistry in the movie. The technical aspects are average, and even the behind the scenes is a bit of a mess. This one's a cheap rental at best, and is better off skipped.
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Release date: 11/13/2012
Reviewed on: 1/2/2013
Studio: 3rd Degree
Starring: Pat Myne, Mark Wood, Anthony Rosano, Will Powers, Tommy Pistol, Leya Falcon, Aria Austin
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Although Aria Austin does a nice job in each of her scenes, this release ends up a disappointment as it only has one gangbang instead of offering two as in the previous installments. The technical aspects are decent, but there's no effort put into the extras to help out the overall DVD. This one's a rental at best.
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Release date: 9/6/2012
Reviewed on: 10/2/2012
Studio: Juicy Entertainment
Starring: Toni Ribas, Lauro Giotto, Antonio Ross, Esmerelda, Lou Charmelle, Sasha Rose, Zorah White, Kitty Gold
Review brief: Pass this one by unless you're a major Toni Ribas fan. This one feels like borderline home video footage and the presentation holds back what could have been fairly decent anal footage with some decent talent. The technical aspects are weak and there's no effort put into the extras to make things one feel all the more cheap. This one should be easy to skip.
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Release date: 6/26/2012
Reviewed on: 9/27/2012
Studio: Sunlust Pictures
Starring: Tiffany Tyler, Alan Stafford, Sadie West, Allie Haze, Aimee Addison
Directed by: Sunny Leone
Review brief: This is a very forgettable release filled with generic scenes. The technical aspects are amateurish, and although there's a behind the scenes featurette it's often hard to watch due to the poor camera work. Skip this one.
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Release date: 8/15/2012
Reviewed on: 9/5/2012
Studio: Unparalleled Productions
Starring: Jade, Raquel, Stacy, Demi, Eleonora, Leighton, Elenora, Markus Dupree
Review brief: Although there's some decent potential in the scenes, this one comes out a bit disappointing due to a lack of skill behind the camera as well as a lack of care towards the technical aspects and overall DVD. There's some decent anal action in the movie, but it's never captured or delivered well enough to make this release worth more than a low level rental.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 8/20/2012
Studio: Plum Productions
Starring: Kaitlyn Ashley, Nikki Sinn, Alex Sanders, Jon Dough, Jonathan Morgan, Jasper, Sarah Jane Hamilton, Kelly Royce, Selina St. Clair
Directed by: Anthony Spinelli
Review brief: This is a pretty good reminder of why most early to mid-nineties adult films are forgotten. With a thin plot, short sex, and lackluster editing this one's easily passed by without missing much.
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Release date: 9/26/2011
Reviewed on: 5/23/2012
Studio: Filly Films
Starring: Ella Milano, Layla Rose, Ashley Abott, Evelin Rain, Missy Maze, Jenna Rose, Cassandra Nix, Maryjane Johnson, Lilly Evans
Directed by: Tom Moore
Review brief: Skip this one. Outside of Jenna Rose and Lilly Evans the sex is pretty uninspired. There's some decent effort put into the extras, but the technical aspects are weak. This one should be easy to pass by.
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Release date: 2/29/2012
Reviewed on: 4/29/2012
Studio: Unparalleled Productions
Starring: David Perry, Angelina, Paula, Suzie, Laura Lion, Omar Galanti, Kyra Black, Dominno
Review brief: Below average inconsistent technical aspects that consistently holds back the sex and no effort towards the extras does not a good release make. Skip it.
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Release date: 1/3/2012
Reviewed on: 4/11/2012
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Starring: Francesca Le, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Anthony Rosano, Will Powers, Charley Chase, Carolyn Reese, Phoenix Marie, Vicki Chase
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Although there's plenty of hot sex in this release, it puts itself forward as an anal release while never delivering more than a finger in the butt. Francesca Le, Phoenix Marie, and Charley Chase all shine, which makes it too bad that the quality control at Zero Tolerance let this cover slip by. The technical aspects are nicely done, but sadly there's no effort put into the extras. This could have been a recommended release if put forward as a big butt release, but put forward as an anal release it's best passed by.
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Release date: 11/23/2011
Reviewed on: 3/25/2012
Studio: Tom Byron Pictures
Starring: Lizzy Borden, Georgia Jones, Kiara Diane, Gracie Glam, Shyla Jennings, Chanel Preston, Brooklyn Lee, Nora Skyy, Gia Steel
Directed by: Lizzy Borden
Review brief: Nine scenes, fifty four minutes... Basic economics alone should let you know that this one can be easily skipped.
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Release date: 12/14/2011
Reviewed on: 2/29/2012
Studio: Juicy Entertainment
Starring: Summer, Tatiana, Amber, Sol, Roxie
Review brief: This is a release that shows flashes of potential, but is never able to bring it together. With a mix of solo and girl on girl scenes using bodybuilding women, there's a different feel here, and due to Summer's enthusiasm some of it works. The technical aspects show some decent care, but sadly there's no effort put into the extras. You can pass this one by without worrying.
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Release date: 12/8/2011
Reviewed on: 2/15/2012
Studio: Tom Byron Pictures
Starring: Lizzy Borden, Georgia Jones, Kiara Diane, Gracie Glam, Shyla Jennings, Chanel Preston, Brooklyn Lee, Nora Skyy, Gia Steel
Directed by: Lizzy Borden
Review brief: Four inconsistent scenes in a movie that barely lasts an hour and a quarter with no unique extras. Do you really need any more reasons to skip this one?
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Release date: 1/11/2012
Reviewed on: 2/8/2012
Studio: Pleasure Dynasty
Starring: Jack Fantasy, Joslyn James, Levi Cash, Loni Evans, Jewel Jensen, Valerie Fox, Emanuelle London, Bebe Mendez
Directed by: Dana Dane
Review brief: Pass this one by. The style of the movie does a nice job emulating the Bravo series on which it's based, but the female cast seems skanky and the sex never held my interest. The technical aspects show some pretty good care and there is a bit of effort put into the extras with a short behind the scenes featurette, but even that isn't too engaging. There's better ways to spend an hour and a half than this.
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Release date: 10/31/2011
Reviewed on: 2/4/2012
Studio: Black Market
Starring: Mark Anthony, Angelica Sin, Prince Yahshua, Nyomi Banxxx, Ashley Winters, Shorty Mac, Ethan Hunt, Syren De Mer, Jon Q., Halena Hughes
Review brief: This is an average at best collection of MILF scenes that appears to have been laying on the shelf for fairly good reason the last few years. The action is average at best, the technical aspects range from decent to poor, and there's no effort put into the extras. This one feels like it's slapped out to make a quick buck and can easily be skipped.
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Release date: 7/27/2010
Reviewed on: 1/14/2012
Studio: Twistys
Starring: Gabrielle, Peach, Jelena Jensen, Chiquita, Lela Star, Cody Love, Krissy Lynn, Taylor Vixen, Mandy Dee, Nicole Graves, Lucy Alexandra
Directed by: Kory Fame
Review brief: This is a solo release that needs to figure out what its focus is. The cast is easy on the eyes, but never seems to know if it should be focusing on tease or masturbation. The technical aspects are okay and the short behind the scenes featurette helps out the extras nicely. This release shows potential for the future, but on its own is plenty weak.
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Release date: 11/10/2011
Reviewed on: 12/14/2011
Studio: Tom Byron Pictures
Starring: Eric, Vanessa, Tom, Danielle [I] (ambiguous), Natalli, Dennis, Brenda, Julie Silver, Kas
Review brief: This appears to be a collection of anal scenes bought to throw out under the Tom Byron Pictures label to make a quick buck. There's never much for chemistry and the action is all easily forgotten. There's no effort put into the extras and the technical aspects are weak. Skip this one without worrying about it.
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Release date: 8/29/2011
Reviewed on: 10/29/2011
Studio: Sunlust Pictures
Starring: Ron Jeremy, Tommy Gunn, Angelina Valentine, Jessica Bangkok, Elli Foxx, Louisa Lanewood, Desi Foxx, Capri Cavanni, Alyssa Reece, Tera Knightly, Isis Monroe
Directed by: Sunny Leone
Review brief: Pass this one by. Although the opening and closing scenes with Ron Jeremy taking on real life mother and daughter Desi and Elli Foxx are amusing, the rest of the movie can easily be skipped. There's a constant feeling that nobody behind the camera really knows what they're doing, the technical aspects are weak, and the extras are pretty much nonexistent. This one's a dud.
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Release date: 5/25/2010
Reviewed on: 8/9/2011
Studio: Diabolic
Starring: Laurie, Natalie, Andy, Brandy, Sonny Hicks, Jamie Lane, Chelsea Mourning, Rollin J., David Hunter, Lizz Tayler
Directed by: Sid Knox
Review brief: Unless you're a fan of Lizz Tayler, you can probably pass this one by. She's the only reason this release manages to get up to being an average release sexually, and the only scene that makes it past the average level. The technical aspects don't quite make it to average due to a bit of pixelation and plenty of background noise, and there's no effort put into the extras. This one's a rental at best.
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Release date: 4/12/2011
Reviewed on: 6/9/2011
Studio: Diabolic
Starring: John Strong, Raylene, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Sienna West, Sophia Lomeli, Eva Karera, Bill Bailey, Xander Corvus, Allison Moore, Helly Mae Hellfire, Tacori Blu
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: This one's pretty easy to pass by. The movie's only an hour and a half, which isn't unusual with orgy releases, but the sex acts and camera work are much more limited than I normally expect. Add in average technical aspects and no effort towards the extras and this one's pretty easy to skip.
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Release date: 11/24/2009
Reviewed on: 6/8/2011
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Mr. Pete, Brett Rockman, Kris Slater, Anthony Rosano, Sindee Jennings, Kiara Diane, Krissy Lynn, Victoria White, Aleksa Nicole
Directed by: Slayne Wayne
Review brief: This is one of those releases that shows why so many people are tired or porn parodies. The setups are hokey, but not in the fun way, and the sex is average at best. Throw in annoying background music and noises along with shaky camera work and you have a movie that doesn't come close to the average mark. There is a little effort towards the extras, but not enough to save this dud.
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Release date: 4/19/2011
Reviewed on: 4/20/2011
Studio: Cal Vista
Starring: Cody, Nikki Benz, Hillary Scott, Alektra Blue, Jenna Presley, Riley Shy, AJ Bailey, Mackenzee Pierce, Mikayla Mendez, Barbi Addison, Barbie Anderson
Review brief: This is another collection of scenes that Metro's had sitting on the shelf for a few years (or more). With footage this old, a running time that doesn't even make an hour and a half, and no real effort towards the extras, this should be an easy release to skip.
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Release date: 11/16/2010
Reviewed on: 4/14/2011
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Guy DiSilva, Gabriel, India Summer, Charley Chase, Alan Stafford, Alexis Ford, Emy Reyes, Daniel Hunter, Ria Rose
Directed by: Jim Malibu
Review brief: This one's easily passed by. The movie as a whole is a bit of a mess with Emy Reyes and India Summer turning out the only scenes that make it past the average mark and Alexis Ford being completely underwhelming. The technical aspects are very average, and although the extras show a bit of effort they don't really add much to the overall DVD.
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Release date: 3/16/2011
Reviewed on: 4/1/2011
Studio: Juicy Entertainment
Starring: Carla, Andrea, Christian XXX, Foxxy, Morgan Bailey
Directed by: Tom Thumb
Review brief: Rent this one if you absolutely have to see it. The sex is pretty average, but the movie as a whole slides below average due to lacking anything like a plot. Throw in a lack of extras and below average technical aspects and you definitely have a dud.
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Release date: 3/9/2006
Reviewed on: 3/16/2011
Studio: Sensational Video
Starring: Alexia, Alicia, Jordan, Lexi, Monica Mayhem, Joelle, Mason Storm, Luccia, Tiffany Holiday, Destiny Summers, Jasmine Tame, Daisy Duxx, Brandy May, Silly Sammy
Review brief: If you want plenty of fresh girls masturbating, then this one might be for you. If you don't want below average camera work and guys who don't know when to shut uip and let the girls work their magic, then this one might not be for you. The technical aspects don't quite make the average mark due to the amount of camera motion, the extras show very little effort, and the cover claims there are 16 scenes when in fact the movie only has 14 to hold the release back. Needless to say, this one's pretty easy to pass by.
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