Big Boobs the Hard Way 2 Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  6/20/2009

The Little Details

Running Time: 99 min.

Production Date: 9 / 27 / 2006, 10 / 12, 13, 17 / 2006

Director: Michael Bushler

Cast: Alexia Milano, Emily George, Holly Halston, Melissa Lauren, Johnny Castle, Lee Stone, Sascha, and Troy Halston

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: I wasn't overly impressed by Big Boobs the Hard Way and can't say that I'm expecting much here either.

Initial Reaction: It's very forgettable despite having some decent talent and a good focus on boobs.

Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of the stars

Who Should Avoid It: Those wanting a well executed big boob release

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave plenty to be desired. In addition to having minor background noises popping up through the movie, the balance also changes a little. The video is presented in the full frame format and is also disappointing. The lighting is very inconsistent, there's a fair amount of camera motion, and for all the motion there's way too many bad camera angles which are settled upon. There isn't much grain to the presentation, but there is enough to be noticed.

Music: There's music throughout the movie which has a soft and very cheesy porno feeling and which is just loud enough to be annoying

Menus: The main menu just gives text choices along with the name of the movie for a very poor first impression. The chapter menu shows a touch of effort, and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene that shows the names of the performers for the first moment.

The Feature

The Big Boobs the Hard Way series works itself around big boobs with a generic porno style. Each scene has a small opening to lead into the scenes, and the camera pays a little extra attention to the tits as they performers get it on.

Big titted bottle blonde Holly reads a smutty novel while wearing a little pink dress that gets her imagination going on things she wants a man to do to her. The action cuts to her riding a toy naked before she sucks it while wishing for a man. Her toy magically turns into Troy and she works his wedding tackle over orally while he strips down. Holly mixes in a little titty fucking as she works him over orally and even etas his ass while stroking him before laying back so he can tongue and play with her holes in return. Troy fucks Holly missionary style before taking her from behind and letting her ride him in each of the cowgirls. Holly squeezes a little milk into and around Troy's mouth before encouraging him to suck it from her direct, and finally takes a nice pop on her big tits.

This is an above average scene, but not by much. Holly looks fantastic here and does a pretty good job playing to the camera. She does overdo it a few times, but also seems like she might be overdoing things due to performing with her real life hubby. Sadly chemistry never seems to come out that well between real life couples when they perform together, but Troy does provide a nice hard dick for her to work her magic on as well as giving her a nice creamy pop in the end. This isn't a bad scene, but there's also not much that's too special about it.

Hot brunette Melissa makes a call to let somebody know she's leaving, and moments later Sascha arrives to let her know how much he'll miss her. His hands start wandering around her as he kisses her, and quickly help her tits out so he can suck them. Sascha continues to admire Melissa's melons as they strip down and lets her suck and titty fuck his cock. Sascha lets her ride him in each of the cowgirls before fucking her from behind. He also fucks Melissa missionary style and then pops on her tits.

This scene hovers around the average mark. There's nice chemistry between Sascha and Melissa, but the action is drawn out a bit long. There's also plenty of technical things holding it back, from very inconsistent lighting to background noises. I wanted to really like this scene, but every time I started to something else popped up to hold it back. This scene had the potential to be very good, but never made it there.

As brunette Emily sleeps on the couch, burglar Lee, who's earing a black Zorro style cape, mask, and hat breaks in and starts stealing things around her. He's distracted by her smutty novel, and when she wakes up tries explaining herself only to have her tell him to take off his mask and that she's been dreaming about him. Emily moves in to rub his thigh and kiss him before Lee moves in to worship her tits and they help each other strip down. Emily works him over with her mouth and tits before laying back so Lee can eat her holes in return and fuck her missionary style. She gets up to ride him reverse cowgirl style and they get in a little more missionary work before she rides him in the traditional cowgirl. Lee also takes Emily from behind she sucks and titty fucks him to a nice pop on her tits.

This is a pretty average scene. The opening is extra cheesy, but done in a laughable way that almost works. The chemistry is pretty average with both of them putting out plenty of vocals that didn't always seem quite authentic while the action felt a bit drawn out. This scene had its moments, but I just couldn't get into it too much.

Brunette Alexia and Johnny talk about the dirty movies he showed her as they run their hands around each other in the bedroom. He helps her out of her top and lets her give him a little show before she dry humps him and sucks his cock. Alexia gives him a little more of a show before laying back so he can eat her pussy. He keeps it up when she gets on all fours, and then fucks her in doggie and each of the cowgirls. Finally Alexis sucks and titty fucks Johnny and then lets him stroke himself onto her face.

This scene doesn't get anywhere near the average mark. Alexia is cute and seems to be trying, but Johnny seems like the only reason he's there is because he's the only person Alexia would work with and agreed to do it for something like the latest Happy Meal toy instead of real money. The action is horribly drawn out and at one point I wondered if they'd even fuck or if it was just going to be a tease scene. This is easily the weakest scene in the movie.

Big Boobs the Hard Way 2 is a weak busty release. It does do one thing right, and that's putting plenty of focus on the boobs. There's a lot of tease in each scene and the positions and camera angles often look like they were chosen to show them off. Although this should normally be enough to please those with a breast fetish, I'm not sure it is this time. There's very little technical skill shown behind the camera, which leads to plenty of camera motion, poor angles, and a bit of noise, and the scenes often feel like they're being drawn out without having the substance to do so right. Melissa Lauren probably turned out the best scene here, but even she couldn't save the scene from being held back around the average level. Big Boobs the Hard Way 2 is a movie that seems like it knows what it wants, but also doesn't have anybody involved that's skilled enough behind the camera to get all the way there.

The Extra Stuff

The slide show lasts a little over a minute and a half with about five seconds per decent looking snapshot. There's also trailers for some of FYA's other series.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, titty fucking, rimming (male > female and female > male), and lactation

Raincoat Factor: Medium

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, FYA DVDs can still be found online for between $10 and $25 with quite a few stores offering them for under $20. Aim low or rent this one. There's a decent idea for those with a boob fetish here, but the action never seems to make it much past the average mark because nobody involved quite knew how to get there. The technical aspects are below average and there's no real effort put into the extras. This release had the potential to be pretty good, but in the end couldn't even make it to the average mark.

Note to FYA: With releases like this I guess it isn't too hard to see why you're not around anymore.

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