Reviews of Desiree Cousteau Movies with Trailers (17)
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Sharon Kane, Joey Silvera, Flower, John Leslie, Desiree Cousteau, Holly McCall, Blair Harris, Juliet Anderson, Turk Lyon, Eileen Welles, Mimi Morgan, Nancy Hoffman, Ken Scudder, Liza Dwyer, Phaedra Grant, Ming Jade, Lisa Sue Corey, Kathy Kaufman
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: Alex deRenzy
Release date: 12/1/2014
Previews: Previews
Pretty Peaches (Blu-ray) (Vinegar Syndrome) review summaries:
Flash's
Pretty Peaches is a dark comedy that is done within the adult medium. The story is interesting and the film was well made. The limited edition Blu-ray/DVD combo pack that Vinegar Syndrome has released is absolutely amazing and should be a must buy for any fans of the film. [read the full review]
review from 1/13/2015:
Pretty Peaches is a dark comedy that is done within the adult medium. The story is interesting and the film was well made. The limited edition Blu-ray/DVD combo pack that Vinegar Syndrome has released is absolutely amazing and should be a must buy for any fans of the film. [read the full review]
(3.7 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Mike Horner, Georgina Spelvin, Desiree Cousteau, Jesie St. James, Richard Pacheco, Jack Wright, Anthony Spinelli, Ken Scudder, Laurien Dominique, Bob Bernharding, Dan Howard, Ronald Davis
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Anthony Spinelli
Release date: 7/1/2008
Previews: Previews
Easy (Cal Vista) review summaries:
fu_q's
An unintentional encounter with a loser student leads a repressed-though-sexual, young teacher, Jesie St. James, down a dirty and ultimately unfulfilling path. Indeed, it seems that no matter which turn she takes in her life thereafter--for love, for lust, or for both--Jesi is destined for erotic despair. Such is the case in "Easy", a very good, 1978 release from VCX and director Anthony Spinelli. [read the full review]
review from 1/15/2016:
An unintentional encounter with a loser student leads a repressed-though-sexual, young teacher, Jesie St. James, down a dirty and ultimately unfulfilling path. Indeed, it seems that no matter which turn she takes in her life thereafter--for love, for lust, or for both--Jesi is destined for erotic despair. Such is the case in "Easy", a very good, 1978 release from VCX and director Anthony Spinelli. [read the full review]
T0MBOne's
Anthony Spinelli's porn classic, Easy (1979, Cal Vista) gets a re-release from VCX in 2008. Here is a review. [read the full review]
review from 3/26/2009:
Anthony Spinelli's porn classic, Easy (1979, Cal Vista) gets a re-release from VCX in 2008. Here is a review. [read the full review]
Classix Comments'
Easy, one of director Anthony Spinelli's lesser films, gets a lesser treatment from overpriced crap-factory VCX. [read the full review]
review from 10/7/2008:
Easy, one of director Anthony Spinelli's lesser films, gets a lesser treatment from overpriced crap-factory VCX. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Desiree Cousteau, Blair Harris, John Seeman, Dorothy LeMay, Norma Jean, Nancy Hoffman, Ken Scudder, Lisa Sue Corey, China Leigh, Rocky Rhodes, Laurie Blue, Tina Austin
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Release date: 6/9/2005
Previews: Previews
Formal Faucett, A review summaries:
Rick L. Blalock's
In the 1978 film, A FORMAL FAUCETT, Dorothy LeMay portrays a young hopeful, who, after catching her boyfriend "Jimmy"(Rocky Rhodes) in bed with another woman, hitches a ride from Amarillo to San Francisco, It is to her luck, that the guy who gives her a lift, just so happens to be "Charlie Andrews"(Paul Thomas), talent agent extraordinaire. It isn't long before Charlie takes the aspiring Model and Actress under his wing. Charlie begins to mold her, as he renames her "Formal Faucett-Minor", and sends her well on her way. The newly christened, Formal is a hit almost a hit with the go-getters of Hollywood, as she lands various jobs including a commercials for "Ballzack Shampoo", and "Sweet, Sweet Strawberry Douche", along with the lead in all all female detective television show called, "The Pink Squad", Yes, everything is pointing up for Formal Faucett-Minor", even the erections of all who come near her - as she is a true angel! [read the full review]
review from 1/6/2017:
In the 1978 film, A FORMAL FAUCETT, Dorothy LeMay portrays a young hopeful, who, after catching her boyfriend "Jimmy"(Rocky Rhodes) in bed with another woman, hitches a ride from Amarillo to San Francisco, It is to her luck, that the guy who gives her a lift, just so happens to be "Charlie Andrews"(Paul Thomas), talent agent extraordinaire. It isn't long before Charlie takes the aspiring Model and Actress under his wing. Charlie begins to mold her, as he renames her "Formal Faucett-Minor", and sends her well on her way. The newly christened, Formal is a hit almost a hit with the go-getters of Hollywood, as she lands various jobs including a commercials for "Ballzack Shampoo", and "Sweet, Sweet Strawberry Douche", along with the lead in all all female detective television show called, "The Pink Squad", Yes, everything is pointing up for Formal Faucett-Minor", even the erections of all who come near her - as she is a true angel! [read the full review]
fu_q's
When a young woman, played by Dorothy LeMay, catches her boyfriend red-handed (...and red-dicked...) cheating upon her on their anniversary, she decides that she's had enough and that she's going to hitchhike her way to San Francisco to become a star. Of course, it's just her "luck" that she finds herself in the hands of a talent agent with a pervy formula for success along the way. What ensues is a tawdry tale of tail, as Dorothy puts out for--and is pimped out to--client upon big-shot client. Whether sucking cock will ultimately lead her to the top...or, instead, to utter despair...remains to be seen. Such is the case in "Formal Faucett", an overall-good, 1978 release from VCX and director F.J. Lincoln. [read the full review]
review from 8/9/2016:
When a young woman, played by Dorothy LeMay, catches her boyfriend red-handed (...and red-dicked...) cheating upon her on their anniversary, she decides that she's had enough and that she's going to hitchhike her way to San Francisco to become a star. Of course, it's just her "luck" that she finds herself in the hands of a talent agent with a pervy formula for success along the way. What ensues is a tawdry tale of tail, as Dorothy puts out for--and is pimped out to--client upon big-shot client. Whether sucking cock will ultimately lead her to the top...or, instead, to utter despair...remains to be seen. Such is the case in "Formal Faucett", an overall-good, 1978 release from VCX and director F.J. Lincoln. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Crystal Dawn, John Holmes, Don Fernando, Michael Morrison, Desiree Cousteau, Annette Haven, Jesie St. James, Jon Martin, David Morris, Richard Pacheco, Blair Harris, John Seeman, Desiree West, Dorothy LeMay, Bonnie Holiday, Carl Regal, Jim Brown, Jesse Adams, Ken Scudder, Marlene Munroe, Cris Cassidy, Honey Holiday, Johnny Hardin, Lisa K. Loring, Karen Boston, T.J. Carson, Darcie Peters, Spender Travis
Studio: Video-X-Pix
Directed by: Leon Gucci
Release date: 3/7/2004
Previews: Previews
Female Athletes review summaries:
Saki's
Female Athletes (1979) Studio Video X Pix Genre Golden Age Classic Director Leon Gucci Starring Annette Haven, Desiree Cousteau, Chris Cassidy, Bonnie Holiday, Dorothy LeMay, Paul Thomas, John Holmes, David Morris, Richard Pacheco, and others Running Time 1:20 DVD Format Single Sided, Single Layer (DVD-5) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Full motion video main menu and trailer for In the Pink Typical Watchers Golden Age porn fans Typical Haters Watchers who can't stand relatively non-explicit, short sex scenes shot in the late 70's Replay Value Medium Themes Classic porn, natural breasts, sex with subordinates, outdoor sex, non-facial cumshots, girl-girl, anal sex, orgy, underwater sex, furry muffs Condoms None used If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy The Blonde [ /image ] -->The full title of this Golden Age film is Everything You've Always Wanted to Know About Female Athletes But Were Too Excited to Ask!, leading you to think that it's some sort of sports themed porno. But before yo [read the full review]
review from 6/28/2004:
Female Athletes (1979) Studio Video X Pix Genre Golden Age Classic Director Leon Gucci Starring Annette Haven, Desiree Cousteau, Chris Cassidy, Bonnie Holiday, Dorothy LeMay, Paul Thomas, John Holmes, David Morris, Richard Pacheco, and others Running Time 1:20 DVD Format Single Sided, Single Layer (DVD-5) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Full motion video main menu and trailer for In the Pink Typical Watchers Golden Age porn fans Typical Haters Watchers who can't stand relatively non-explicit, short sex scenes shot in the late 70's Replay Value Medium Themes Classic porn, natural breasts, sex with subordinates, outdoor sex, non-facial cumshots, girl-girl, anal sex, orgy, underwater sex, furry muffs Condoms None used If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy The Blonde [ /image ] -->The full title of this Golden Age film is Everything You've Always Wanted to Know About Female Athletes But Were Too Excited to Ask!, leading you to think that it's some sort of sports themed porno. But before yo [read the full review]
Summer In Heat review summaries:
fu_q's
A fireside conversation between two lovers, Jamie Gillis and Delania Raffino, and the suggestion of a trip to Lake Shasta prompts the latter of the pair to recount a story from times past, when she last visited the lake with her ex-husband and Senator, Jack Wrangler. Of course, the trip was anything but typical, as it involved all manner of horny high-jinks, two of the participants--including Raffino herself--getting seriously lost, an assortment of awkward moments and interactions, and...finally...a trio of "protestors" intent on taking hostages and raping members of the party. This outlandish, fictitious trip is the primary focus of the film "Summer in Heat", an overall-good, 1979 release from VCX and director Alex DeRenzy. [read the full review]
review from 9/3/2017:
A fireside conversation between two lovers, Jamie Gillis and Delania Raffino, and the suggestion of a trip to Lake Shasta prompts the latter of the pair to recount a story from times past, when she last visited the lake with her ex-husband and Senator, Jack Wrangler. Of course, the trip was anything but typical, as it involved all manner of horny high-jinks, two of the participants--including Raffino herself--getting seriously lost, an assortment of awkward moments and interactions, and...finally...a trio of "protestors" intent on taking hostages and raping members of the party. This outlandish, fictitious trip is the primary focus of the film "Summer in Heat", an overall-good, 1979 release from VCX and director Alex DeRenzy. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Joey Silvera, Jamie Gillis, Georgina Spelvin, John Leslie, Eric Edwards, Desiree Cousteau, Merle Michaels, Annette Haven, Jesie St. James, Jon Martin, Misty Dawn, Marc Stevens, Mike Ranger, John Seeman, Kitty Shayne, Juliet Anderson, Abigail Clayton, Desiree West, Terri Hall, Tyler Reynolds, Herschel Savage, Veri Knotty, Jean Jennings, Ken Scudder, Johnny Keyes, Eileen Wells, K. Devin, Sandy Pinney, Suzanne Mcbaine, Tina Louis, Ric Lutze, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Joseph F. Robertson
Release date: 11/5/2003
Previews: Previews
Raincoat Crowd, The review summaries:
fu_q's
Narrated by the beautiful blonde legend, Jesie St. James, and the curly-haired, balding John Seeman, "The Raincoat Crowd" (a.k.a. "That's Porno") is a 1979 release from Adele Robbins and VCX that offers up a couple of dozen clips and loops featuring some of the hottest and best-known names of porn's Golden Age. [read the full review]
review from 5/25/2016:
Narrated by the beautiful blonde legend, Jesie St. James, and the curly-haired, balding John Seeman, "The Raincoat Crowd" (a.k.a. "That's Porno") is a 1979 release from Adele Robbins and VCX that offers up a couple of dozen clips and loops featuring some of the hottest and best-known names of porn's Golden Age. [read the full review]
Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls (VCX) review summaries:
Flash's
Hot and Saucy Pizza Girls is a fun adult film that doesn't have much plot but makes up for that with hot sex and humor. The film lives up to what one would expect from a film from Bob Chinn and is well worth watching. VCX's release is lacking with no extras and a very poor transfer. [read the full review]
review from 4/9/2016:
Hot and Saucy Pizza Girls is a fun adult film that doesn't have much plot but makes up for that with hot sex and humor. The film lives up to what one would expect from a film from Bob Chinn and is well worth watching. VCX's release is lacking with no extras and a very poor transfer. [read the full review]
fu_q's
At the Country Girl Pizza Parlor, the pies are always served up piping hot and with a smile (...a vertical smile that is...), as all of the restaurant's male (and female) clientele quickly finds out. Such is the case in "Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls", a very good, classic adult film from Bob Chinn. [read the full review]
review from 9/18/2015:
At the Country Girl Pizza Parlor, the pies are always served up piping hot and with a smile (...a vertical smile that is...), as all of the restaurant's male (and female) clientele quickly finds out. Such is the case in "Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls", a very good, classic adult film from Bob Chinn. [read the full review]
Dogzcatcher's
I enjoyed watching the film title called "Pizza Girls",from VCX, with the lovely Desiree Cousteau, veteran performer Candida Royale, John Holmes, Lauren Dominique and Christine DeShaffer. [read the full review]
review from 1/26/2013:
I enjoyed watching the film title called "Pizza Girls",from VCX, with the lovely Desiree Cousteau, veteran performer Candida Royale, John Holmes, Lauren Dominique and Christine DeShaffer. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jamie Gillis, Desiree Cousteau, Lisa De Leeuw, Nancy Suiter, Hillary Summers, Chris Anderson, Wendy O. Williams, Bud Wide, Nicki Phillips, Candy Summer, Amy Leigh, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: Collector's Video
Directed by: Svetlana
Release date: 8/27/2003
Previews: Previews
800 Fantasy Lane (VCX) review summaries:
fu_q's
When two gas station attendants, Jamie Gillis and Bud Wise, read an article about Hollywood starlets who are supplementing their incomes in the real estate business by treating high-end clients to the times of their lives, they both know that they have to get in on the deal. Of course, this means pretending to be wealthy, oil tycoons who have struck it rich and are looking to score some property from the ladies. And, to be fair, the pair does, indeed, eventually strike it rich--but in pussy, not crude--and they do score quite frequently, as well--just not in picking up property. Such is the case in "800 Fantasy Lane", a very good, 1979 release from VCX and Svetlana. [read the full review]
review from 7/3/2016:
When two gas station attendants, Jamie Gillis and Bud Wise, read an article about Hollywood starlets who are supplementing their incomes in the real estate business by treating high-end clients to the times of their lives, they both know that they have to get in on the deal. Of course, this means pretending to be wealthy, oil tycoons who have struck it rich and are looking to score some property from the ladies. And, to be fair, the pair does, indeed, eventually strike it rich--but in pussy, not crude--and they do score quite frequently, as well--just not in picking up property. Such is the case in "800 Fantasy Lane", a very good, 1979 release from VCX and Svetlana. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Amanda Blake, Don Fernando, John Leslie, Desiree Cousteau, Mike Ranger, Pat Manning, Connie Peterson, Ken Scudder, Maria Arnold, Kathy Kaufman, Crystal Royce, Jewell Bryght, Lesley Russell, Dino Deaumonte, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Ed DePriest
Release date: 5/15/2003
Previews: Previews
Getting Off (VCX) review summaries:
fu_q's
The bubbly brunette Betty Boop of porno past, Desiree Cousteau, finds herself as the latest in a string of sexual submissives to be subjugated by the demanding Pat Manning and her pervy sidekick, John Leslie. Such is the case in "Getting Off" (a.k.a.: "Slaves of Love"), a very good, 1979 release from VCX and Hayes DuPree. [read the full review]
review from 12/29/2015:
The bubbly brunette Betty Boop of porno past, Desiree Cousteau, finds herself as the latest in a string of sexual submissives to be subjugated by the demanding Pat Manning and her pervy sidekick, John Leslie. Such is the case in "Getting Off" (a.k.a.: "Slaves of Love"), a very good, 1979 release from VCX and Hayes DuPree. [read the full review]
Candy Goes To Hollywood (VCX) review summaries:
fu_q's
Just about every guy in town takes a turn when Candy (Carol Connors), a naive blonde who's equal parts dopey and leggy, arrives on the corrupt, 1970's Hollywood scene. Indeed, the bubbly babe finds herself passed around from one user to another--from agents to TV show hosts to directors and so on--as she bumbles her way toward a supposed acting career under the guidance of her less-than-scrupulous agent, John Leslie. Fortunately for her--and the viewer, really--she's too ditzy to realize any of it, and she simply goes along for the sexy ride. Such is the case in "Candy Goes to Hollywood", a very good, 1979 release from VCX and director Gail Palmer. [read the full review]
review from 6/15/2016:
Just about every guy in town takes a turn when Candy (Carol Connors), a naive blonde who's equal parts dopey and leggy, arrives on the corrupt, 1970's Hollywood scene. Indeed, the bubbly babe finds herself passed around from one user to another--from agents to TV show hosts to directors and so on--as she bumbles her way toward a supposed acting career under the guidance of her less-than-scrupulous agent, John Leslie. Fortunately for her--and the viewer, really--she's too ditzy to realize any of it, and she simply goes along for the sexy ride. Such is the case in "Candy Goes to Hollywood", a very good, 1979 release from VCX and director Gail Palmer. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Sharon Kane, Mike Horner, Crystal Dawn, John Holmes, Don Fernando, Misty Regan, Michael Morrison, Desiree Cousteau, Richard Pacheco, John Seeman, Juliet Anderson, Johnny Harden, Dorothy LeMay, Aaron Stuart, Jesse Adams, Ken Scudder, Susan Nero, Lisa K. Loring, Charly Rule, Karen Boston, Steve Marty, Barry Garnett, Debbie Rose, Patty Lester, David Maurice, Jerry Hess, Vernon von Bergdorfe, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Leon Gucci
Release date: 5/19/2002
Previews: Previews
Inside Desiree Cousteau (VCX) review summaries:
fu_q's
The Betty Boop of porno past, the lovely and charming brunette cutie, Desiree Cousteau, has certainly led a colorful, sex-filled life if "Inside Desiree Cousteau", an exceptional 1979 release from Leon Gucci and VCX, is to be believed. Indeed, this showcase features the bubbly young beauty in her pornographic prime and portends to be an autobiographical flick (...suspend disbelief...) highlighting the many lives of Ms. Cousteau and the varied and sordid sexual escapades accompanying them. [read the full review]
review from 9/18/2015:
The Betty Boop of porno past, the lovely and charming brunette cutie, Desiree Cousteau, has certainly led a colorful, sex-filled life if "Inside Desiree Cousteau", an exceptional 1979 release from Leon Gucci and VCX, is to be believed. Indeed, this showcase features the bubbly young beauty in her pornographic prime and portends to be an autobiographical flick (...suspend disbelief...) highlighting the many lives of Ms. Cousteau and the varied and sordid sexual escapades accompanying them. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Sharon Kane, Mike Horner, John Holmes, Michael Morrison, Desiree Cousteau, Annette Haven, John Seeman, Aaron Stuart, Jesse Adams, Larry Fredrick, Hal Stevens, Bob Lance, Frank Mateo, Spence Davis, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Leon Gucci
Release date: 4/3/2002
Previews: Previews
Deep Rub review summaries:
fu_q's
In what may be the original "happy ending" release (...pardon the pun...), Desiree Cousteau, the brunette Betty Boop of Porno Past, unwittingly finds herself a part of a prostitution ring run by Paul Thomas, who offers to find the aspiring actress "jobs". Of course, the "jobs" are all hand-jobs, blowjobs, etc., as she soon finds out...and which suits her perfectly fine. So goes "Deep Rub", a very good, 1979 release from VCX and director Leon Gucci that is, as most Cousteau flicks were, a fun little fucker from the Golden Age of adult cinema. [read the full review]
review from 12/5/2015:
In what may be the original "happy ending" release (...pardon the pun...), Desiree Cousteau, the brunette Betty Boop of Porno Past, unwittingly finds herself a part of a prostitution ring run by Paul Thomas, who offers to find the aspiring actress "jobs". Of course, the "jobs" are all hand-jobs, blowjobs, etc., as she soon finds out...and which suits her perfectly fine. So goes "Deep Rub", a very good, 1979 release from VCX and director Leon Gucci that is, as most Cousteau flicks were, a fun little fucker from the Golden Age of adult cinema. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Jamie Gillis, John Holmes, Desiree Cousteau, Seka, William Margold, Becky Savage, Kevin James, Cindy Shepard, Honey Wilder, Turk Lyon, Honey Wilde, Drea, Mike Eyke, Lysa Thatcher, Ken Yontz, Jack Mason
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Adele Robbins
Release date: 7/24/2001
Previews: Previews
Sweet Alice review summaries:
fu_q's
When his stunning, blonde wife, Seka, leaves him for the big city, a desperately lonely rancher from New Mexico, Kevin James, heads into town to find her. Of course, what he discovers that she's been up to there (porn) might just end up being a bit more than he can handle. Such is the case in "Sweet Alice", a very good, 1983 release from VCX and director Adele Robbins. [read the full review]
review from 2/4/2017:
When his stunning, blonde wife, Seka, leaves him for the big city, a desperately lonely rancher from New Mexico, Kevin James, heads into town to find her. Of course, what he discovers that she's been up to there (porn) might just end up being a bit more than he can handle. Such is the case in "Sweet Alice", a very good, 1983 release from VCX and director Adele Robbins. [read the full review]
(4.3 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Don Fernando, Desiree Cousteau, Jon Martin, Mike Ranger, Rhonda Jo Petty, Turk Lyon, Ray Wells, Connie Peterson, Laurien Dominique, Cris Cassidy, Candida Royalle, Mimi Zuber, John Raymond, Fred Runyan
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Robert McCallum
Release date: 11/28/2000
Previews: Previews
Hot Rackets review summaries:
fu_q's
The "frigid", brunette legend, Candida Royalle, goes to investigate when her husband, Jon Martin, is spending far too much of his time at the local, members-only tennis club and far too little of it with her. Of course, what she finds is that the club is predominantly a horny haven for husbands and ho's, whose focus is distinctly more on fucking than it is on fuzzy balls and rackets. Whether Candida will get totally pissed off by her discovery or merely succumb to the club's various sexual trappings becomes the pressing question of the day. Such is the case in "Hot Rackets", an exceptional, 1979 release from Cal Vista and director Robert McCallum. [read the full review]
review from 9/14/2016:
The "frigid", brunette legend, Candida Royalle, goes to investigate when her husband, Jon Martin, is spending far too much of his time at the local, members-only tennis club and far too little of it with her. Of course, what she finds is that the club is predominantly a horny haven for husbands and ho's, whose focus is distinctly more on fucking than it is on fuzzy balls and rackets. Whether Candida will get totally pissed off by her discovery or merely succumb to the club's various sexual trappings becomes the pressing question of the day. Such is the case in "Hot Rackets", an exceptional, 1979 release from Cal Vista and director Robert McCallum. [read the full review]
Flash's
Unfortunately they don't make films like this today, with as much work going into the non-sex portions as the sexual portions fans of the classics and fans of adult films with a plot will find this to be one they'll want to pick up for their collection. Viewers that require nasty sex or long sex scenes may not find this film to their liking but for everyone else, this is definitely one you should rent, if not just purchase. This film is also perfectly acceptable for couples to watch. [read the full review]
review from 4/28/2003:
Unfortunately they don't make films like this today, with as much work going into the non-sex portions as the sexual portions fans of the classics and fans of adult films with a plot will find this to be one they'll want to pick up for their collection. Viewers that require nasty sex or long sex scenes may not find this film to their liking but for everyone else, this is definitely one you should rent, if not just purchase. This film is also perfectly acceptable for couples to watch. [read the full review]
Black Coffee's
Directed by Robert McCallum 1979 Runtime: 1 hour 20 minutes 38 seconds Truly a classic adult film. That it is a product of the seventies is clear from the opening credits where the screen is broken into four parts with a tennis ball in the middle. Over the tennis ball are displayed the names of the cast and primary crew, and the four screens play various clips from the film whetting the viewers appetite and preparing them for what is about to come. It all starts when Herb Adler (John Martin) wakes up and rolls over to his nude wife, Liz (Candida Royalle). He begins to grope her and tries to arouse her, but she will have none of it. Through an angry exchange on Herb's part, we find out that this is their usual behavior. Herb claims she is frigid. She does not deny this, and Herb storms off to get a shower. In the shower, the maid Sally (Chris Cassidy) expresses her sympathy for Herb. [read the full review]
review from 3/29/2001:
Directed by Robert McCallum 1979 Runtime: 1 hour 20 minutes 38 seconds Truly a classic adult film. That it is a product of the seventies is clear from the opening credits where the screen is broken into four parts with a tennis ball in the middle. Over the tennis ball are displayed the names of the cast and primary crew, and the four screens play various clips from the film whetting the viewers appetite and preparing them for what is about to come. It all starts when Herb Adler (John Martin) wakes up and rolls over to his nude wife, Liz (Candida Royalle). He begins to grope her and tries to arouse her, but she will have none of it. Through an angry exchange on Herb's part, we find out that this is their usual behavior. Herb claims she is frigid. She does not deny this, and Herb storms off to get a shower. In the shower, the maid Sally (Chris Cassidy) expresses her sympathy for Herb. [read the full review]
China Cat, The review summaries:
Flash's
The China Cat is the tenth film in the Johnny Wadd film series and a spoof on Charlie's Angels. While not the best entry in the series, the film is still a fun one and worth watching. I-Candy's transfer does leave something to be desired though. [read the full review]
review from 7/26/2014:
The China Cat is the tenth film in the Johnny Wadd film series and a spoof on Charlie's Angels. While not the best entry in the series, the film is still a fun one and worth watching. I-Candy's transfer does leave something to be desired though. [read the full review]
(3.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Mike Horner, Georgina Spelvin, Eric Edwards, Michael Morrison, Desiree Cousteau, Lisa De Leeuw, Veronica Hart, Annette Haven, Jesie St. James, Tara Aire, Jon Martin, Victoria Slick, Arcadia Lake, R. Bolla, Frank Hollowell, Brooke West, Jacqueline Brooks, Lily Rodgers
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Robert McCallum
Release date: 5/29/2000
Previews: Previews
Centerspread Girls (Caballero) review summaries:
andyblake's
Most of what I wrote about "The Ecstasy Girls" also applies to this film. This is a 1982 Harold Lime production, directed by Robert McCallum. With Veronica Hart and Annette Haven, there's more star power in this flick, but the final product is not quite as good as the wonderful "Ecstasy Girls." The plot is "Ecstasy Girls" in reverse. Here, Georgina Spelvin is the publisher of a soft-core porn mag called "Panther," featuring centerfolds of smart college girls. Some morality guardians form a committee called Morality over Madness (MOM), and try to put Panther out of business. Spelvin has to round up her centerfold graduates to go out and seduce the committee members, retain evidence of the hanky-panky, and ultimately blackmail the members into ceasing their assault on Panther magazine. [read the full review]
review from 10/23/2004:
Most of what I wrote about "The Ecstasy Girls" also applies to this film. This is a 1982 Harold Lime production, directed by Robert McCallum. With Veronica Hart and Annette Haven, there's more star power in this flick, but the final product is not quite as good as the wonderful "Ecstasy Girls." The plot is "Ecstasy Girls" in reverse. Here, Georgina Spelvin is the publisher of a soft-core porn mag called "Panther," featuring centerfolds of smart college girls. Some morality guardians form a committee called Morality over Madness (MOM), and try to put Panther out of business. Spelvin has to round up her centerfold graduates to go out and seduce the committee members, retain evidence of the hanky-panky, and ultimately blackmail the members into ceasing their assault on Panther magazine. [read the full review]
astroknight's
Running Time: Approx. 95 min (There are no scene indexes or time codes on the DVD) Cast: Annette Haven, Veronica Hart, Jesie St. James, Georgina Spelvin, Desire Cousteau, Lisa De Leeuw, Tara Aire, Jacqueline Brooks, Frank Hollowell, Richard Bolla, Michael Morrison, Eric Edwards, and Mike Horner (who isn't even listed in the credits) Director: Robert McCulum Extras: Photo gallery and Jump to a Scene (I guess this is actually an extra feature when you don't have chapter markings on a DVD) Audio / Video Quality: The audio and video quality is better than what I would have expected for an adult film this old. The video is average and the audio echoes in spots, but is much better than other adult films of this age, such as the Original Debbie Does Dallas. The Review: Centerspread Girls kind of reminds me of my youth. It revolves around MOM trying to stop porn (or at least not let me have it). In this case, MOM is Morality Over Madness, a moral majority group which has been trying to shut down Panther magazine for years. [read the full review]
review from 8/10/2000:
Running Time: Approx. 95 min (There are no scene indexes or time codes on the DVD) Cast: Annette Haven, Veronica Hart, Jesie St. James, Georgina Spelvin, Desire Cousteau, Lisa De Leeuw, Tara Aire, Jacqueline Brooks, Frank Hollowell, Richard Bolla, Michael Morrison, Eric Edwards, and Mike Horner (who isn't even listed in the credits) Director: Robert McCulum Extras: Photo gallery and Jump to a Scene (I guess this is actually an extra feature when you don't have chapter markings on a DVD) Audio / Video Quality: The audio and video quality is better than what I would have expected for an adult film this old. The video is average and the audio echoes in spots, but is much better than other adult films of this age, such as the Original Debbie Does Dallas. The Review: Centerspread Girls kind of reminds me of my youth. It revolves around MOM trying to stop porn (or at least not let me have it). In this case, MOM is Morality Over Madness, a moral majority group which has been trying to shut down Panther magazine for years. [read the full review]
Legends of Porn (Nutech) review summaries:
Diville's
Starring: Rene Bond, Lesllie Bovee, Colleen Brennan, Marilyn Chambers, Abigail Claytonl Desiree Cousteau, Vanessa Del Rio, Samantha Fox, Terri Hall, Annette Have, C.J. Lang, Ginger Lynn, Kay Parker, Darby Lloyd Rains, Tina Russell, Candy Samples, Seka, Serena, Georgina Spelvin, Jessie St. James, Nancy Suiter, Linda Wong, Eric Edwards, Jamie Gillis, John Holmes, John Leslie, Harry Reems, Joey Silvera In the literature departments of America's universities academics like to play the canon like investors like to play the stock market. The reputation and "importance" of certain writers rise and fall like tech stocks. Who's better, Faulkner or Salinger? Hawthorne or Cooper? To consider such questions is all mental masturbation when you get right down to it, so it's only natural that porn would follow suite. Jim Holliday, director and self-appointed porn historian, put together a little documentary years ago called Legends of Porn, in which he goes over what he believes to be the cannon of American blue movie stars. [read the full review]
review from 6/18/2001:
Starring: Rene Bond, Lesllie Bovee, Colleen Brennan, Marilyn Chambers, Abigail Claytonl Desiree Cousteau, Vanessa Del Rio, Samantha Fox, Terri Hall, Annette Have, C.J. Lang, Ginger Lynn, Kay Parker, Darby Lloyd Rains, Tina Russell, Candy Samples, Seka, Serena, Georgina Spelvin, Jessie St. James, Nancy Suiter, Linda Wong, Eric Edwards, Jamie Gillis, John Holmes, John Leslie, Harry Reems, Joey Silvera In the literature departments of America's universities academics like to play the canon like investors like to play the stock market. The reputation and "importance" of certain writers rise and fall like tech stocks. Who's better, Faulkner or Salinger? Hawthorne or Cooper? To consider such questions is all mental masturbation when you get right down to it, so it's only natural that porn would follow suite. Jim Holliday, director and self-appointed porn historian, put together a little documentary years ago called Legends of Porn, in which he goes over what he believes to be the cannon of American blue movie stars. [read the full review]