Reviews of Metro Movies with Trailers (42)
Big Ol' White Asses review summaries:
Rosco Fuji's
Quickie review time for Big Ol’ White Asses, a 6 scene compilation from Deviant Productions that stretches out over 2 hours. The first thing that catches your attention is the use of the word “White” in the title. In the porn world, use of the word “white” has usually meant that there’s gonna be some brothas hanging it out for the girls to work on. No such luck in this release as there isn’t a BBC in the release. The releases from which these scenes are pulled from are not identified. Check out the cast list. [read the full review]
review from 5/8/2012:
Quickie review time for Big Ol’ White Asses, a 6 scene compilation from Deviant Productions that stretches out over 2 hours. The first thing that catches your attention is the use of the word “White” in the title. In the porn world, use of the word “white” has usually meant that there’s gonna be some brothas hanging it out for the girls to work on. No such luck in this release as there isn’t a BBC in the release. The releases from which these scenes are pulled from are not identified. Check out the cast list. [read the full review]
Ragin' Asians review summaries:
Rosco Fuji's
Quickie review time for Ragin' Asians a 6 scene including bonus compilation from Deviant Production that stretches out over 2 hours. This release is instantly forgettable except of a couple of high points which are featured below. [read the full review]
review from 5/8/2012:
Quickie review time for Ragin' Asians a 6 scene including bonus compilation from Deviant Production that stretches out over 2 hours. This release is instantly forgettable except of a couple of high points which are featured below. [read the full review]
Slime Ballin' review summaries:
picman's
Marred by artistic pretension, but home to a rare, if not first, DP by Sativa Rose. Great performances by Kaiya Lynn and Nikki Benz make this worth the viewing. [read the full review]
review from 8/2/2007:
Marred by artistic pretension, but home to a rare, if not first, DP by Sativa Rose. Great performances by Kaiya Lynn and Nikki Benz make this worth the viewing. [read the full review]
My Baby Got Back 39 review summaries:
picman's
My Baby Got Back 39 Prologue Video Team's (now Metro) venerable series, My Baby Got Back, has now reached Jack Benny's age, 39. There promises to be some special fireworks here with two first anals. One of them by the very sexy Monet Divine. Also, Marie Luv takes another stab at lesbian sex with her good friend Jada Fire. Nat Turner gets to clean up in this scene and I'm putting my money on the meat. Jazmine Cashmere and Kandi Kream throw their booties around, and another Candy, whom I'm not familiar with, is the other first anal. I've never heard of the director Jax before this, either. Should be interesting. Jada Fire and Marie Luv are trying to work their way into this g/g thing they're supposed to do. There's some small talk and light stroking. They're laughing, but it still seems awkward and unnatural. Marie starts out by taking the lead and fondling Jada's tits, then nibbling at her pussy. She has Jada turn her ass to the camera and licks the lovely globes. Marie digs a couple of fingers into the cooch and tongues the slit. [read the full review]
review from 8/9/2006:
My Baby Got Back 39 Prologue Video Team's (now Metro) venerable series, My Baby Got Back, has now reached Jack Benny's age, 39. There promises to be some special fireworks here with two first anals. One of them by the very sexy Monet Divine. Also, Marie Luv takes another stab at lesbian sex with her good friend Jada Fire. Nat Turner gets to clean up in this scene and I'm putting my money on the meat. Jazmine Cashmere and Kandi Kream throw their booties around, and another Candy, whom I'm not familiar with, is the other first anal. I've never heard of the director Jax before this, either. Should be interesting. Jada Fire and Marie Luv are trying to work their way into this g/g thing they're supposed to do. There's some small talk and light stroking. They're laughing, but it still seems awkward and unnatural. Marie starts out by taking the lead and fondling Jada's tits, then nibbling at her pussy. She has Jada turn her ass to the camera and licks the lovely globes. Marie digs a couple of fingers into the cooch and tongues the slit. [read the full review]
Deviant Housewives review summaries:
Pagoda's
This is one of the takes on 'Desperate Housewives" that attempted to capitalize on the TV series. Where "Deviant Housewives" succeeds where many others fail is its videography and its casting. [read the full review]
review from 5/2/2008:
This is one of the takes on 'Desperate Housewives" that attempted to capitalize on the TV series. Where "Deviant Housewives" succeeds where many others fail is its videography and its casting. [read the full review]
Flawless 3 (Metro) review summaries:
Tongue in Groove's
Flawless #3 should be renamed Very Flawed #3. The folks at Cal Vista/Metro really know how to screw up a compilation, and this is proof positive. Where to startokay, the box cover lists nine actresses, yet shouts out in bold letters 10 of the hottest girls in adult! I could overlook that error, but not the fact that six (count em) six of the girls dont appear on the disc. The one guy they list on the cast, Randy Spears, also does not appear in any of the eight scenes. In addition, most of the missing girls pictures appear on the box, which smacks of bait and switch to this non-lawyer. So, if you obtained this disc to see Tanya Roberts (the gorgeous cover girl), Sydnee Steele, Zora Bank (their spelling, not mine or yours), Violet Blue, Ann Marie, or Asia Carrera, you are flat out of luck. The box also proudly announces a sizzling Bonus Scene from the hot and sexy Xara Diaz. Of course, there is no bonus scene at all. [read the full review]
review from 12/27/2005:
Flawless #3 should be renamed Very Flawed #3. The folks at Cal Vista/Metro really know how to screw up a compilation, and this is proof positive. Where to startokay, the box cover lists nine actresses, yet shouts out in bold letters 10 of the hottest girls in adult! I could overlook that error, but not the fact that six (count em) six of the girls dont appear on the disc. The one guy they list on the cast, Randy Spears, also does not appear in any of the eight scenes. In addition, most of the missing girls pictures appear on the box, which smacks of bait and switch to this non-lawyer. So, if you obtained this disc to see Tanya Roberts (the gorgeous cover girl), Sydnee Steele, Zora Bank (their spelling, not mine or yours), Violet Blue, Ann Marie, or Asia Carrera, you are flat out of luck. The box also proudly announces a sizzling Bonus Scene from the hot and sexy Xara Diaz. Of course, there is no bonus scene at all. [read the full review]
Teenage Perverts review summaries:
dandaman's
Teenage Perverts Studio: Metro Category: Barely Legal Director: Bridgette Kerkove Starring: Cassie, Scott Lyons, Chris Mountain, Jassie, Trent Tesoro, Cytherea, Alec Knight, Taryn Thomas, Courtney Simpson Synopsis Mrs. Kerkove brings her magic, behind the lens, and after watching her in the well known show of Howard Stearn, were she answered with quite confidence, I'm more than sold to get my hands over this title, for this one she also gets some of the best starlets in the biz, like Taryn and a Cy, and the young bod of Courtney Simpson, who I know will grow a mile, in the next few months, so let's get started.... Scene 1- Taryn Thomas this scene opens the flick and with Taryn in the leading role, there's a big chance this will be a winner, she talks dirty the whole time, (nice!), and also take a dick up her butt,(yummy!), she is just awesome, and takes her share of ATM's and shows her gaping capabilities, she receives a pop in her mouth, not swallowing shown. [read the full review]
review from 11/18/2005:
Teenage Perverts Studio: Metro Category: Barely Legal Director: Bridgette Kerkove Starring: Cassie, Scott Lyons, Chris Mountain, Jassie, Trent Tesoro, Cytherea, Alec Knight, Taryn Thomas, Courtney Simpson Synopsis Mrs. Kerkove brings her magic, behind the lens, and after watching her in the well known show of Howard Stearn, were she answered with quite confidence, I'm more than sold to get my hands over this title, for this one she also gets some of the best starlets in the biz, like Taryn and a Cy, and the young bod of Courtney Simpson, who I know will grow a mile, in the next few months, so let's get started.... Scene 1- Taryn Thomas this scene opens the flick and with Taryn in the leading role, there's a big chance this will be a winner, she talks dirty the whole time, (nice!), and also take a dick up her butt,(yummy!), she is just awesome, and takes her share of ATM's and shows her gaping capabilities, she receives a pop in her mouth, not swallowing shown. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Brian Surewood, Mary Jane, Joey Ray, Dimitri, Kris Knight, Kelli Tyler, Lyla Lei, Isabel, Roxy Jezel, Jamie Brooks, Michelle B., Isabel Ice, Carmen Hayes, Jenaveve Jolie, Peter Shaft, Harmony Rose, Trina Michaels, Trent Soluri, Mya Mason
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Release date: 2/15/2005
Previews: Previews
Hand Job Hunnies 7 review summaries:
Wild Billy's
Watching Wifey on her web site (wifeysworld.com) has made me appreciate the art of a good hand job. Here are the reasons why it drives me wild to watch Wifey stroke her man: 1) She is a beautiful woman with curves that can be examined as she goes about her business. 2) She clearly enjoys looking at and stroking her mans hard cock. 3) She clearly enjoys the reactions she gets from her man. 4) The climactic moment always brings a smile to her face. To quote Wifey: I dont know any man who doesnt like a nice slow hand job. So these are the components I look for when watching a hand job disc. Many women on these types of discs approach the task with all of the enthusiasm of someone wiping down the kitchen counter. But every so often, I find a woman whose scene fits most, or sometimes all, of the above criteria, and this makes me happy. In Hand Job Hunnies 7, I found the following 4: Jenaveve Jolie: I almost skipped right by her at first, but then she turned around and I noticed that this woman has some real curves. [read the full review]
review from 12/26/2006:
Watching Wifey on her web site (wifeysworld.com) has made me appreciate the art of a good hand job. Here are the reasons why it drives me wild to watch Wifey stroke her man: 1) She is a beautiful woman with curves that can be examined as she goes about her business. 2) She clearly enjoys looking at and stroking her mans hard cock. 3) She clearly enjoys the reactions she gets from her man. 4) The climactic moment always brings a smile to her face. To quote Wifey: I dont know any man who doesnt like a nice slow hand job. So these are the components I look for when watching a hand job disc. Many women on these types of discs approach the task with all of the enthusiasm of someone wiping down the kitchen counter. But every so often, I find a woman whose scene fits most, or sometimes all, of the above criteria, and this makes me happy. In Hand Job Hunnies 7, I found the following 4: Jenaveve Jolie: I almost skipped right by her at first, but then she turned around and I noticed that this woman has some real curves. [read the full review]
Getaway, The (Metro) review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 89 min. Production Date: 8 / 16 - 17 / 2003 Director: Red Ezra Cast: Kelly Erikson, Chrissy Moran, Laurie Wallace, Nikki Lauren, Olivia del Rio, Bridgette Kerkove, Lonnie, Rhiannon Bray, Jake Ryan, Julian, Steven St. Croix, and George Kaplan in a non-sex role The Short Story Initial Expectations: Both Kelly Erikson and Red Ezra normally impress the heck out of me. Im looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Its pretty good, but does have a few weak spots. Who Should Watch It : Kelly Erikson fans and anybody who doesnt want much plot Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt want a lot of lesbian sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, but there are a few background noises. The video is also nicely done. Its very well lit, and has a soft feeling to it that works well for the movie. Theres a few slow motion effects, but they rarely bring the movie down. [read the full review]
review from 2/26/2005:
The Little Details Running Time: 89 min. Production Date: 8 / 16 - 17 / 2003 Director: Red Ezra Cast: Kelly Erikson, Chrissy Moran, Laurie Wallace, Nikki Lauren, Olivia del Rio, Bridgette Kerkove, Lonnie, Rhiannon Bray, Jake Ryan, Julian, Steven St. Croix, and George Kaplan in a non-sex role The Short Story Initial Expectations: Both Kelly Erikson and Red Ezra normally impress the heck out of me. Im looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Its pretty good, but does have a few weak spots. Who Should Watch It : Kelly Erikson fans and anybody who doesnt want much plot Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt want a lot of lesbian sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, but there are a few background noises. The video is also nicely done. Its very well lit, and has a soft feeling to it that works well for the movie. Theres a few slow motion effects, but they rarely bring the movie down. [read the full review]
Heels & Hose The Movie review summaries:
Gabriel Nine's
Heels and Hose - the Movie Playhouse The British photographer Viv Thomas has carved something of a niche for himself with his well-regarded photographs and videos, tending towards the softer end of the spectrum. His particular thing seems to be for female legs and feet, often attired with stockings and high heels, and that fetish is amply aired in this production. [read the full review]
review from 2/29/2004:
Heels and Hose - the Movie Playhouse The British photographer Viv Thomas has carved something of a niche for himself with his well-regarded photographs and videos, tending towards the softer end of the spectrum. His particular thing seems to be for female legs and feet, often attired with stockings and high heels, and that fetish is amply aired in this production. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Maria [I] (ambiguous), Bruno, Frank Thring, Robert Rosenberg, Samantha, Lucy, James Brossman, Sabina, Cathy, Veronica Carso, Cinthia, Sunny Green, Roly Reeves, Charlotte, Polina, Tiffany Diamond, Adrienn, Allisa Dimond
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Frank Thring
Release date: 9/5/2003
Previews: Previews
Blowjob Fantasies 19 review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 121 min. Production Date: 10 / 25 / 2002 thru 11 / 02 / 2002 Director: Frank Thring Cast: Polina, Maria, Lucy, Alissa, Sabina, Charlotte, Veronica Carson, Demi, Victoria, Dora, Cathy, Louisa, Tiffany Diamond, Roly Reves, Samantha, Cinthia, Adrienn, Frank Thring, Simon, Robert Rosenberg, James Brossman, Bruny, and Sunny Green The Short Story Initial Expectations: Normally I dont pay much attention to oral movies, but with Frank Thring behind the camera Im looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Its a good oral movie, but nothing wildly fantastic. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a movie that sucks in the good way Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants anything more than just oral action The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay. You cant hear much other than the music, but every now and then you can clearly hear the performers or a background noise. The video is pretty good. Theres barely any grain and the lighting is nicely even. [read the full review]
review from 1/6/2004:
The Little Details Running Time: 121 min. Production Date: 10 / 25 / 2002 thru 11 / 02 / 2002 Director: Frank Thring Cast: Polina, Maria, Lucy, Alissa, Sabina, Charlotte, Veronica Carson, Demi, Victoria, Dora, Cathy, Louisa, Tiffany Diamond, Roly Reves, Samantha, Cinthia, Adrienn, Frank Thring, Simon, Robert Rosenberg, James Brossman, Bruny, and Sunny Green The Short Story Initial Expectations: Normally I dont pay much attention to oral movies, but with Frank Thring behind the camera Im looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Its a good oral movie, but nothing wildly fantastic. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a movie that sucks in the good way Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants anything more than just oral action The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay. You cant hear much other than the music, but every now and then you can clearly hear the performers or a background noise. The video is pretty good. Theres barely any grain and the lighting is nicely even. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Candy Hill, Houston, Amber Michaels, Mika Tan, Jade Marcela, Melody Love, Anastasia Blue, Natasha Love, Bailey, Candy Cotton, Nicole Sheridan, Maya Divine, August, Juliet Sheridon, Sunrise Adams, Ryan Meadows, Dominica Leoni, Brittney Skye, Lexi Mathews, Jewels Jade, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Metro
Release date: 4/23/2003
Previews: Previews
Toxxxic Cumloads 3 review summaries:
CAPSULE's
CAPSULE'S REVIEW Toxxxic Cumloaads 3 (108 min.) Featuring: Various Synopsis: It's the third volume of the Toxxxic cum-shot compilation series. Overall: Don't believe the hype on the frontcover where it says "4 hours" of hardcore. It's more like less than two hours of average porn scenes. Misadvertising is a serious no-no and it's not like they were even close with the running time advertised! DVD Quality: It is good. Extras: The extras are skippable. Likes: Alexandra Silk, Sydnee Steele, Jade Marcela, Dominica Leoni, and Mirage Dislikes: Nicole Sheridan and Anastasia Blue SEX HIGHLIGHTS: There is a nice scene with Alexandra Silk taking two medium-sized protein shakes on her face. Jade Marcela of Indonesian ethnicity takes two huge loads on her face while the spunk drips down her chin. There is a scene with Sydnee Steele and Bailey, but unfortunately Bailey takes the anal until he shoots his spunk on both. [read the full review]
review from 5/25/2003:
CAPSULE'S REVIEW Toxxxic Cumloaads 3 (108 min.) Featuring: Various Synopsis: It's the third volume of the Toxxxic cum-shot compilation series. Overall: Don't believe the hype on the frontcover where it says "4 hours" of hardcore. It's more like less than two hours of average porn scenes. Misadvertising is a serious no-no and it's not like they were even close with the running time advertised! DVD Quality: It is good. Extras: The extras are skippable. Likes: Alexandra Silk, Sydnee Steele, Jade Marcela, Dominica Leoni, and Mirage Dislikes: Nicole Sheridan and Anastasia Blue SEX HIGHLIGHTS: There is a nice scene with Alexandra Silk taking two medium-sized protein shakes on her face. Jade Marcela of Indonesian ethnicity takes two huge loads on her face while the spunk drips down her chin. There is a scene with Sydnee Steele and Bailey, but unfortunately Bailey takes the anal until he shoots his spunk on both. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Obsession, India, Mr. Marcus, April, Tony Eveready, Caramel, Suave, Lucky Starr, Sledge Hammer, Domineko, Envy Me, Damien Hall, Chloe Black, Big Boy, Daisy Dukes, Snoop Dogg, Nyomi Marcela, Naughty By Nature, Saafir, Dru Down, Felli Fel, Taya, De La Soul, Redman, Warren G., Ras Kass, Daz Dillinger, Outlawz, Treach, Lacey Duvalle
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Cleetis Mack
Release date: 4/4/2003
Previews: Previews
Sex and the Studio review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 108 min. Production Date: 6 / 22 / 2002 Director: Cleetis Mack Cast: Caramel, April, India, Lacey Duvalle, Mr. Marcus, Nyomi Arman, Suave, Tiffany Mason, and Tony Eveready in sex scenes, Chloe Black, Daisy Dukes, Dia Diva, Divina, Domineko, Lucky Starr, and Sledge Hammer in the Sex Olympics (along with an appearance by Venus), Humpty Hump, Money B, Ron Jeremy, Obsession, India, and Tracey as hosts, and featuring Big Boy, Big Chan, Bishop Don Magic Juan, Damien Hall, Daz Dillinger, De La Soul, Dres, Dru Down, Envy Mi, Esinchill, Felli Fel, Fuzzy, Kola Loc, Law Law, Luniz, Mystic, Naughty By Nature, Outlawz, Ras Kass, Redman, Saafir, Snoop Dogg, Soopafly, The Poetess, and Warren G. Initial Expectations: Im not a big rap fan, but so far this type of feature has done pretty well. Im curious about this one. Initial Reaction: As a porno it really lacks, but as an adult rap music movie its pretty well done. [read the full review]
review from 9/14/2003:
Running Time: 108 min. Production Date: 6 / 22 / 2002 Director: Cleetis Mack Cast: Caramel, April, India, Lacey Duvalle, Mr. Marcus, Nyomi Arman, Suave, Tiffany Mason, and Tony Eveready in sex scenes, Chloe Black, Daisy Dukes, Dia Diva, Divina, Domineko, Lucky Starr, and Sledge Hammer in the Sex Olympics (along with an appearance by Venus), Humpty Hump, Money B, Ron Jeremy, Obsession, India, and Tracey as hosts, and featuring Big Boy, Big Chan, Bishop Don Magic Juan, Damien Hall, Daz Dillinger, De La Soul, Dres, Dru Down, Envy Mi, Esinchill, Felli Fel, Fuzzy, Kola Loc, Law Law, Luniz, Mystic, Naughty By Nature, Outlawz, Ras Kass, Redman, Saafir, Snoop Dogg, Soopafly, The Poetess, and Warren G. Initial Expectations: Im not a big rap fan, but so far this type of feature has done pretty well. Im curious about this one. Initial Reaction: As a porno it really lacks, but as an adult rap music movie its pretty well done. [read the full review]
Air Tight 8 (Toxxxic / Metro) review summaries:
bono-ONE's
This dvd has a great premise going for it. Each girl will take on three cocks so lots of cocksucking and hopefully some hot dp action as well. The ladies on the boxcover sure look hot so let's get to some action. Our first girl up is Angela Crystal and I have seen her twice lately and she is looking ultra hot as seh takes on Mark Wood, Mark Davis, and Brian Surewood. You see Angela is surrounded by men and Mark Davis is already eating her pussy. The other two caress her breasts and soon are sucking on them. Angela is made up beautifully. Soon she is sucking on the tools of Mark Wood and Brian while Mark Davis continues licking her cookie and also fingering her ass. Soon Angela is in triple cock country and trading off all three pieces of manmeat!! Great eye contact here as she worships all three schlongs. The floor level view makes an appearance. As for the sex we see: RC-- Great action as she rides Brian and we look up as Angela services the two Marks with her mouth. [read the full review]
review from 3/26/2003:
This dvd has a great premise going for it. Each girl will take on three cocks so lots of cocksucking and hopefully some hot dp action as well. The ladies on the boxcover sure look hot so let's get to some action. Our first girl up is Angela Crystal and I have seen her twice lately and she is looking ultra hot as seh takes on Mark Wood, Mark Davis, and Brian Surewood. You see Angela is surrounded by men and Mark Davis is already eating her pussy. The other two caress her breasts and soon are sucking on them. Angela is made up beautifully. Soon she is sucking on the tools of Mark Wood and Brian while Mark Davis continues licking her cookie and also fingering her ass. Soon Angela is in triple cock country and trading off all three pieces of manmeat!! Great eye contact here as she worships all three schlongs. The floor level view makes an appearance. As for the sex we see: RC-- Great action as she rides Brian and we look up as Angela services the two Marks with her mouth. [read the full review]
Babes Illustrated 12 review summaries:
Aaryanna's
Great Fireworks! Guys are so lucky. They can get horny in an instant, which makes them easy to entice and manipulate. Maybe thats why us girls love em so much. Women, on the other hand, are another story. Arousal is less dramatic (physically), and getting in the mood takes a lot longer. This is especially true when my girlfriend and I are together. Thats why when I found this video I couldnt wait to share it with her! We both thought it was terrific! I dont want to sound sexist, but our favorite scenes in the movie were the ones with the youngest girls. (It wasnt that long ago, incidentally, that we were both as young ourselves.) The first takes place outdoors by a pool. The second happens in a beautifully accessorized walk-in tub. The delicate kissing of lips and nipples by the women was the perfect expression of friendship. And the delicious eating and fingering of glistening pussies was, for us, the epitome of romantic expression. In both vignettes, I could almost feel the bone-numbing fatigue in my own jaw from just watching them. [read the full review]
review from 5/13/2003:
Great Fireworks! Guys are so lucky. They can get horny in an instant, which makes them easy to entice and manipulate. Maybe thats why us girls love em so much. Women, on the other hand, are another story. Arousal is less dramatic (physically), and getting in the mood takes a lot longer. This is especially true when my girlfriend and I are together. Thats why when I found this video I couldnt wait to share it with her! We both thought it was terrific! I dont want to sound sexist, but our favorite scenes in the movie were the ones with the youngest girls. (It wasnt that long ago, incidentally, that we were both as young ourselves.) The first takes place outdoors by a pool. The second happens in a beautifully accessorized walk-in tub. The delicate kissing of lips and nipples by the women was the perfect expression of friendship. And the delicious eating and fingering of glistening pussies was, for us, the epitome of romantic expression. In both vignettes, I could almost feel the bone-numbing fatigue in my own jaw from just watching them. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
There's a lot of things I like to watch in porn and two women getting it on is way up the list!! Here we see the popular series from Metro and this one has a little added attraction in the fact the Marcela sisters have a scene with the identical Potter twin sisters. So without dilly dallying let's get right to some sapphic lust! As the movie opens you see Carolyn Monroe painting the female form which she loves to do. This is a precursor to each scene as she does a little voice over before you see a painting and in that painting you see two girls usually kissing but it's like the painting is kissing with the action becoming the actual girls as you stare at the moving painting!! Sounds ok to me hope you enjoy the visual they portray as it comes off fairly well. Kaylani Lei & Sabrine Maui: These two lovelies begin with some fine kissing which is shot from a couple of angles. The two also sample each others perky breasts. [read the full review]
review from 4/16/2003:
There's a lot of things I like to watch in porn and two women getting it on is way up the list!! Here we see the popular series from Metro and this one has a little added attraction in the fact the Marcela sisters have a scene with the identical Potter twin sisters. So without dilly dallying let's get right to some sapphic lust! As the movie opens you see Carolyn Monroe painting the female form which she loves to do. This is a precursor to each scene as she does a little voice over before you see a painting and in that painting you see two girls usually kissing but it's like the painting is kissing with the action becoming the actual girls as you stare at the moving painting!! Sounds ok to me hope you enjoy the visual they portray as it comes off fairly well. Kaylani Lei & Sabrine Maui: These two lovelies begin with some fine kissing which is shot from a couple of angles. The two also sample each others perky breasts. [read the full review]
Voluptuous 3 (Metro) review summaries:
bono-ONE's
Nothing like seeing a well endowed woman on screen and Metro has seven such hotties for us to feast our eyes on. One scene of note features the Potter Twins munching on Alexa Rae's cookie. Tell me any g/g fan wouldn't like to see twin sisters sharing another girl between them! Also we get another pre- Wicked scene from Stormy and I just love her entire look!! Some girls just do it for you in a big way and Stormy is that for me! So let's bury ourselves in breasts, breasts, and more breasts!! Bev Cocks: Whew, a nice hottie starts us off. Nice black lingerie and we get superb views of her gorgeous body. The sun really shines brightly all over this golden girls frame. Just look at her caressing her tits and stroking her pussy- hot stuff! We move indoors where Mark Wood gets the pleasure of this babes charms. Of course he's tasting those beautiful breasts as soon as he can plus he has a few fingers going over her panty covered pussy. Soon the panties are gone and Mark has a couple fingers going strong into her cookie. [read the full review]
review from 4/4/2003:
Nothing like seeing a well endowed woman on screen and Metro has seven such hotties for us to feast our eyes on. One scene of note features the Potter Twins munching on Alexa Rae's cookie. Tell me any g/g fan wouldn't like to see twin sisters sharing another girl between them! Also we get another pre- Wicked scene from Stormy and I just love her entire look!! Some girls just do it for you in a big way and Stormy is that for me! So let's bury ourselves in breasts, breasts, and more breasts!! Bev Cocks: Whew, a nice hottie starts us off. Nice black lingerie and we get superb views of her gorgeous body. The sun really shines brightly all over this golden girls frame. Just look at her caressing her tits and stroking her pussy- hot stuff! We move indoors where Mark Wood gets the pleasure of this babes charms. Of course he's tasting those beautiful breasts as soon as he can plus he has a few fingers going over her panty covered pussy. Soon the panties are gone and Mark has a couple fingers going strong into her cookie. [read the full review]
Blowjob Fantasies 16 review summaries:
CAPSULE's
CAPSULE'S REVIEW Blowjob Fantasies 16 by Michael Adam (108 min.) Featuring: Tabitha Blue, Felix Vicious, Olivia Saint, Kalani, Monia, Honey, Kelli Erickson, Brittany Skye, Celine Maxima, Kelli Tyler, Sophie Evans, and Pantera Synopsis: It's the sixteenth volume of Metro's flagship blowjob-only series. Overall: About only half of the women know how to get off their partners. Most of them shy away from post-cum sucking, which is a no-no in today's blowjob videos. Sophie Evans is the only one out of the cast that performs post-cum sucking because her partner in the scene is her husband, Toni Ribas. Blowjob Fantasies 16 isn't terrible, but it isn't spectacular either. DVD Quality: Despite the brief one-second video breakup in Olivia Saint's scene, the quality is good as you would expect from the Toxxxic division. Extras: It's weak. [read the full review]
review from 12/2/2002:
CAPSULE'S REVIEW Blowjob Fantasies 16 by Michael Adam (108 min.) Featuring: Tabitha Blue, Felix Vicious, Olivia Saint, Kalani, Monia, Honey, Kelli Erickson, Brittany Skye, Celine Maxima, Kelli Tyler, Sophie Evans, and Pantera Synopsis: It's the sixteenth volume of Metro's flagship blowjob-only series. Overall: About only half of the women know how to get off their partners. Most of them shy away from post-cum sucking, which is a no-no in today's blowjob videos. Sophie Evans is the only one out of the cast that performs post-cum sucking because her partner in the scene is her husband, Toni Ribas. Blowjob Fantasies 16 isn't terrible, but it isn't spectacular either. DVD Quality: Despite the brief one-second video breakup in Olivia Saint's scene, the quality is good as you would expect from the Toxxxic division. Extras: It's weak. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Brian Surewood, Alex Sanders, Athena, Melanie, Jay Ashley, Mark Wood, Aurora Snow, Sabrine Maui, Tabitha Stern, Jonathon Stern, Friday, Rhiannon Bray, Ramona, Sin-nye, Samy Bright, Brooke Daniels, Lexi Lamour, Noah, Jay P.
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Release date: 10/2/2002
Previews: Previews
Hand Job Hunnies 4 review summaries:
Saki's
Hand Job Hunnies 4 (2002) Studio Metro/Toxxxic Genre Handjob Fetish Director Michael Adam Starring Tabitha Stern, Sabrine Maui, Sin-Nye, Friday, Aurora Snow, Lexi Lamour, Rhiannon Bray, Brooke Daniels, Sami Bright, Athena, Ramona, Melanie, Alex Sanders, Mr. [read the full review]
review from 11/30/2002:
Hand Job Hunnies 4 (2002) Studio Metro/Toxxxic Genre Handjob Fetish Director Michael Adam Starring Tabitha Stern, Sabrine Maui, Sin-Nye, Friday, Aurora Snow, Lexi Lamour, Rhiannon Bray, Brooke Daniels, Sami Bright, Athena, Ramona, Melanie, Alex Sanders, Mr. [read the full review]
Voluptuous 2 (Metro) review summaries:
bono-ONE's
This is the second volume in a series directed by Quasarman and it deals with large breasted women-- a very nice subject matter for a film don't you think!!! So lets get to some big breasted action shall we!! The first scene features Alexis Amore and Kianna. We see them dancing seductively for the camera and taking off their bikini tops as music plays plus we see some cupping of the breast. Next we see the two of them in a room where some lucky stiff gets to play with both of them,lol. This guys is no fool and begins by sucking on the huge breasts of Alexis. Next we see Alexis sucking some cock and Kianna joins her soon after for a nice dual blowjob. Soon Alexis is fingering her pussy while Kianna continues the bj. Soon Kianna sits on the guys face for some oral loving and Alexis continues the cocksucking. There are some really close up shots of Alexis sucking cock. Soon Kianna climbs on in reverse cowgirl and Alexis rubs Kianna's pussy and kisses on her titties. [read the full review]
review from 9/12/2002:
This is the second volume in a series directed by Quasarman and it deals with large breasted women-- a very nice subject matter for a film don't you think!!! So lets get to some big breasted action shall we!! The first scene features Alexis Amore and Kianna. We see them dancing seductively for the camera and taking off their bikini tops as music plays plus we see some cupping of the breast. Next we see the two of them in a room where some lucky stiff gets to play with both of them,lol. This guys is no fool and begins by sucking on the huge breasts of Alexis. Next we see Alexis sucking some cock and Kianna joins her soon after for a nice dual blowjob. Soon Alexis is fingering her pussy while Kianna continues the bj. Soon Kianna sits on the guys face for some oral loving and Alexis continues the cocksucking. There are some really close up shots of Alexis sucking cock. Soon Kianna climbs on in reverse cowgirl and Alexis rubs Kianna's pussy and kisses on her titties. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Brian Surewood, Alex Sanders, Tyce Bune, Mark Wood, Alexis Amore, Kianna, Samantha Sterlyng, Mr. Pete, Desert Rose, Jubilee, J.R. Nelson, Lang Young, Chantz Fortune, Layne Young, Chloe Dior, August Night, Claire Bandit, Bree Brooks [II] (early 2000s)
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Release date: 6/5/2002
Previews: Previews
Hand Job Hunnies 3 review summaries:
dumblonde's
Director: Michael Adam Videographer: Quasarman Running length: 1 hr 35 min DOP: 3/25/02 - 3/27/02 Female cast: Jubilee, Samantha Sterling, Chantz Fortune, Alexis Amore, Kianna, Chloe Devore, Bree Brooks, Desert Rose, August, Claire, Lane Young Male penises: J.R., Tyce Bune, Alex Sanders, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete Audio/Video: If you're not familiar with Quasarman's work, rest assured that he will consistantly deliver professional quality and a clear, pretty picture. Utilizing the best and most flattering of camera angles with a smooth mixture of medium to extreme closeups, he makes the most of this naturally limited POV genre. The audio was immaculate as well. [read the full review]
review from 9/11/2002:
Director: Michael Adam Videographer: Quasarman Running length: 1 hr 35 min DOP: 3/25/02 - 3/27/02 Female cast: Jubilee, Samantha Sterling, Chantz Fortune, Alexis Amore, Kianna, Chloe Devore, Bree Brooks, Desert Rose, August, Claire, Lane Young Male penises: J.R., Tyce Bune, Alex Sanders, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete Audio/Video: If you're not familiar with Quasarman's work, rest assured that he will consistantly deliver professional quality and a clear, pretty picture. Utilizing the best and most flattering of camera angles with a smooth mixture of medium to extreme closeups, he makes the most of this naturally limited POV genre. The audio was immaculate as well. [read the full review]
Blowjob Fantasies 14 review summaries:
Draken's
Blowjob Fantasies #14 Studio: Metro Released: 02/2002 Before Viewing Expectations: The cover art for this release shows nine of the 12 girls who are featured in this movie. Some are just standing in various stages of undress, others are shown in action, with cum on their faces. The action thumbnails on the back indicate this movie is all about blowjobs, which one would expect. There seems to be a bit of tit fucking shown in one photo. There should be 13 scenes in this movie, enough to satisify anyone with blowjob fantasies. The Action: As expected, this movie concentrates almost solely on blowjobs. So rather than giving a blow by blow account of each scene as I usually do, I'll simply mention what stands out in each particular scene and how each scene ends. And since only some of the women are identified by name and photo on the case, I'm not exactly sure who all is in each scene. In scene one, the girl talks dirty when her mouth isn't full. She is very energetic and does some deep throating and ball sucking. He cums manually into her mouth. [read the full review]
review from 5/11/2002:
Blowjob Fantasies #14 Studio: Metro Released: 02/2002 Before Viewing Expectations: The cover art for this release shows nine of the 12 girls who are featured in this movie. Some are just standing in various stages of undress, others are shown in action, with cum on their faces. The action thumbnails on the back indicate this movie is all about blowjobs, which one would expect. There seems to be a bit of tit fucking shown in one photo. There should be 13 scenes in this movie, enough to satisify anyone with blowjob fantasies. The Action: As expected, this movie concentrates almost solely on blowjobs. So rather than giving a blow by blow account of each scene as I usually do, I'll simply mention what stands out in each particular scene and how each scene ends. And since only some of the women are identified by name and photo on the case, I'm not exactly sure who all is in each scene. In scene one, the girl talks dirty when her mouth isn't full. She is very energetic and does some deep throating and ball sucking. He cums manually into her mouth. [read the full review]
Tropic of Desire (Metro) review summaries:
AlexGogol's
Title: Tropic of Desire Studio: Metro Feature Length: 100 min. Production Year: 2000 Cast: Nicole Sheridan, Sydnee Steele, April, Bailey, Jade Marcela, Sky Taylor, Caroline Pierce, Dominica Leone, Linda Diego, Brick Majors, Brian Surewoon, Tyce Bune, Mark Davis, Voodoo. Director: James Avalon Review Scene 1: Threesome on the Beach Nicole Sheridan meets a couple on the beach and they have great threesome sex all three (both females and a guy) are great-looking. The sex is mostly vaginal and oral, some anal. A nicely lit scene with a beach setting. Add to all this a great music sound track that nicely fits in the action mysterious melodies of the islanders. Scene 2: Sydnee Steele We see Sydnee Steele approached by a blonde girl on the beach with very clean water they caress each other first, have some lesbian action, then get into the transparent blue water and continue their playful action there. [read the full review]
review from 2/1/2002:
Title: Tropic of Desire Studio: Metro Feature Length: 100 min. Production Year: 2000 Cast: Nicole Sheridan, Sydnee Steele, April, Bailey, Jade Marcela, Sky Taylor, Caroline Pierce, Dominica Leone, Linda Diego, Brick Majors, Brian Surewoon, Tyce Bune, Mark Davis, Voodoo. Director: James Avalon Review Scene 1: Threesome on the Beach Nicole Sheridan meets a couple on the beach and they have great threesome sex all three (both females and a guy) are great-looking. The sex is mostly vaginal and oral, some anal. A nicely lit scene with a beach setting. Add to all this a great music sound track that nicely fits in the action mysterious melodies of the islanders. Scene 2: Sydnee Steele We see Sydnee Steele approached by a blonde girl on the beach with very clean water they caress each other first, have some lesbian action, then get into the transparent blue water and continue their playful action there. [read the full review]
Houston's Big Boob Brigade review summaries:
the gynecologist's
A pretty good big-tit themed title, especially if you find it at a decent price. I really love Houston, so this was a no-brainer for me. Scene 1-Lovette. A not too attractive blonde, she is the one knock against this disc's superior-looking cast. She gives pretty good head, almost a whole deep-throat, gets her ass fingered, then her pierced pussy is skipped altogether as the action goes straight to an anal mish. Then a CG anal, then she gets pounded pretty good in RCG anal. There is a short tit fuck and a PS on her mouth. Scene 2-Houston. Houston looks amazing in her yellow outfit, and there are great closeups of her hot mouth during the BJ. She gets a finger in her ass and cunt. The first position is doggy, with great views of her fantastic ass. Next balls-deep RCG anal. Then doggy anal and by this time her ass is all nice and sweaty. Pretty good PS on her hot mouth and beautiful lips. Very good scene. Scene 3-Houston and Juliet Sheridon. I am just recovering from the last Houston scene when she appears again, much to my delight. [read the full review]
review from 6/24/2003:
A pretty good big-tit themed title, especially if you find it at a decent price. I really love Houston, so this was a no-brainer for me. Scene 1-Lovette. A not too attractive blonde, she is the one knock against this disc's superior-looking cast. She gives pretty good head, almost a whole deep-throat, gets her ass fingered, then her pierced pussy is skipped altogether as the action goes straight to an anal mish. Then a CG anal, then she gets pounded pretty good in RCG anal. There is a short tit fuck and a PS on her mouth. Scene 2-Houston. Houston looks amazing in her yellow outfit, and there are great closeups of her hot mouth during the BJ. She gets a finger in her ass and cunt. The first position is doggy, with great views of her fantastic ass. Next balls-deep RCG anal. Then doggy anal and by this time her ass is all nice and sweaty. Pretty good PS on her hot mouth and beautiful lips. Very good scene. Scene 3-Houston and Juliet Sheridon. I am just recovering from the last Houston scene when she appears again, much to my delight. [read the full review]
Goldmember's
Houston's Big Boob Brigade Directed by Micael Adam Overall Impression Not a bad gonzo title, but given the female talent involved it could have been a great gonzo title. I am a fan of Houston so thats why I gave this one a try. Maybe I am developing unrealistic expectations, when it comes to directorial skills thanks to some of the extremely professional work out there from directors like Jules Jordan or Vince Voyer, but I thought Adams could have done a lot more with his camera considering the talents at his disposal here. That said this is a pretty good looking cast, and the film does have its moments. Scene 1 Lovette I have seen Lovette quite a few times before and have never really been a fan of hers. I always thought she had a bit of a weird stumpy little body. However this was one of the better scenes in the movie in my opinion, because it was one of the few well directed scene in my opinion. The scene starts of with an excellent blowjob from Lovette, who gives us some great eye contact during the BJ. [read the full review]
review from 9/1/2002:
Houston's Big Boob Brigade Directed by Micael Adam Overall Impression Not a bad gonzo title, but given the female talent involved it could have been a great gonzo title. I am a fan of Houston so thats why I gave this one a try. Maybe I am developing unrealistic expectations, when it comes to directorial skills thanks to some of the extremely professional work out there from directors like Jules Jordan or Vince Voyer, but I thought Adams could have done a lot more with his camera considering the talents at his disposal here. That said this is a pretty good looking cast, and the film does have its moments. Scene 1 Lovette I have seen Lovette quite a few times before and have never really been a fan of hers. I always thought she had a bit of a weird stumpy little body. However this was one of the better scenes in the movie in my opinion, because it was one of the few well directed scene in my opinion. The scene starts of with an excellent blowjob from Lovette, who gives us some great eye contact during the BJ. [read the full review]
Les Vampyres review summaries:
fu_q's
With a rash of unsolved, vampire-like murders troubling the California coast, a stunning blonde, Ava Vincent, finds herself oddly attracted to an exotic woman, Syren, whom she and her boyfriend encounter at a secluded, coastal hotel during a holiday. Of course, unbeknownst to Ava, Syren is the leader of the bloodsucking group of baddies, and the two share a history that goes back much, much farther than she would ever think. Whether Ava will be drawn into Syren's evil web or righteously keep herself on the straight and narrow becomes the question of the day. Such is the case in "Les Vampyres", a very good, 2000 release from Metro and director James Avalon. [read the full review]
review from 10/22/2016:
With a rash of unsolved, vampire-like murders troubling the California coast, a stunning blonde, Ava Vincent, finds herself oddly attracted to an exotic woman, Syren, whom she and her boyfriend encounter at a secluded, coastal hotel during a holiday. Of course, unbeknownst to Ava, Syren is the leader of the bloodsucking group of baddies, and the two share a history that goes back much, much farther than she would ever think. Whether Ava will be drawn into Syren's evil web or righteously keep herself on the straight and narrow becomes the question of the day. Such is the case in "Les Vampyres", a very good, 2000 release from Metro and director James Avalon. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: April, Kitten, Wendi Knight, Bailey, Vanessa Blue, Alexxxis Tyler, Candy Cotton, Aurora Snow, Nicole Sheridan, Kylie Brooks, Ashley Sage, Juliet Sheridon, Dominica Leoni, Vanessa Mae, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Greg Alves
Release date: 8/9/2001
Previews: Previews
Blowjob Fantasies 13 review summaries:
Endorphin's
Starring: Wendy Knight, Sydnee Steele, April, Nicole Sheridan, Candy Cotton, Alexxxis Tyler, Kylie Brooks, Ashley Sage, Baily, Dominica Leoni, Juliet Sheridon, Aurora Snow, Vanessa Blue, Kitten Pros: Wendy Knight!!!, Dominica Leoni, Ashley Sage's licking, April masturbating, a fairly good collection of girls Cons: Minimal effort went into the production, a few girls I wasn't fond of, some weak pop shots, not fantasy driven Why I have it: Wendy Knight!!! Dominica. Blowjobs. I wanted to give the series a second chance. Features: Plenty of features and other types of advertising. Review: Do production companies listen to us? In my review for Blowjob Fantasies 1 I expressed my disappointment in the attractiveness of the girls. Thankfully I found the girls in 13 to be much more attractive (check out the pics. I'm gonna rant soon). So maybe they do listen...then again...they removed just about every positive quality. [read the full review]
review from 11/15/2001:
Starring: Wendy Knight, Sydnee Steele, April, Nicole Sheridan, Candy Cotton, Alexxxis Tyler, Kylie Brooks, Ashley Sage, Baily, Dominica Leoni, Juliet Sheridon, Aurora Snow, Vanessa Blue, Kitten Pros: Wendy Knight!!!, Dominica Leoni, Ashley Sage's licking, April masturbating, a fairly good collection of girls Cons: Minimal effort went into the production, a few girls I wasn't fond of, some weak pop shots, not fantasy driven Why I have it: Wendy Knight!!! Dominica. Blowjobs. I wanted to give the series a second chance. Features: Plenty of features and other types of advertising. Review: Do production companies listen to us? In my review for Blowjob Fantasies 1 I expressed my disappointment in the attractiveness of the girls. Thankfully I found the girls in 13 to be much more attractive (check out the pics. I'm gonna rant soon). So maybe they do listen...then again...they removed just about every positive quality. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Brick Majors, Lovette, Brian Surewood, Tyce Bune, Steve Taylor [I], Taylor St. Clair, Houston, April, April Flowers, Kianna Bradley, Jade Marcela, Layla Jade, Victoria Del Rio, Bridgette Kerkove, Voodoo, Candy Cotton, Nicole Sheridan, Nikita Denise, Claudia Adkins, Dominica Leoni
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Release date: 6/13/2001
Previews: Previews
Hand Job Hunnies 2 review summaries:
dumblonde's
Director: Mike Adams Videographer: Mike Quasar Running length: 1 hr. 50 min. D.O.P. 12/7/99, 9/11, 9/18/2000, 10/2000 Female cast: Houston, Kianna, Brigette Kerkove, Nicole Sheridan, Layla Jade, Taylor St. Clair, April, Nikita Denise, Lovette, Jade Marcala, Dominica Leoni, Claudia Akins, Victoria Del Rio, Candy Cotton Male penises: Brian Surewood, Tyce Bune, Steve Taylor, Voodoo, Brick Majors Audio/Video: Everything was crystal clear, sound and video. I liked the fact that there was no porn music at all, just the sounds of a well lubed hand job, and some good trash talking from some of them. Extras: Photo gallery, individual scene selection, lots of trailers on the B side General comments: They're baaaaaaccckkk!!!!! Seen for the first time in Hand Job Hunnies # 1, we now have a whole new H team. You won't believe your eyes when you see actual females yanking a crank. 13 separate hand jobs are performed to completion by a loosely formed group of loose women known as the Hand Job Hunnies. [read the full review]
review from 12/6/2001:
Director: Mike Adams Videographer: Mike Quasar Running length: 1 hr. 50 min. D.O.P. 12/7/99, 9/11, 9/18/2000, 10/2000 Female cast: Houston, Kianna, Brigette Kerkove, Nicole Sheridan, Layla Jade, Taylor St. Clair, April, Nikita Denise, Lovette, Jade Marcala, Dominica Leoni, Claudia Akins, Victoria Del Rio, Candy Cotton Male penises: Brian Surewood, Tyce Bune, Steve Taylor, Voodoo, Brick Majors Audio/Video: Everything was crystal clear, sound and video. I liked the fact that there was no porn music at all, just the sounds of a well lubed hand job, and some good trash talking from some of them. Extras: Photo gallery, individual scene selection, lots of trailers on the B side General comments: They're baaaaaaccckkk!!!!! Seen for the first time in Hand Job Hunnies # 1, we now have a whole new H team. You won't believe your eyes when you see actual females yanking a crank. 13 separate hand jobs are performed to completion by a loosely formed group of loose women known as the Hand Job Hunnies. [read the full review]
(3.3 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Shawna Edwards, Brick Majors, Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, Julie Meadows, Eric Price, Obsession, Chaz Vincent, Tyce Bune, Pat Myne, Houston, Envy, Kianna Bradley, Midori, Eric Masterson, Norman Bates, Anastasia Blue, Charlene Aspen, Ronnie Cox, Charlie Angel, Alexis Amore, Sabrina Tyler, Maya Divine
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Greg Alves
Release date: 10/16/2000
Previews: Previews
Blowjob Fantasies 11 review summaries:
Saki's
Blowjob Fantasies 11 (2000) Studio Metro/Toxxxic Genre Blowjobs Director Greg Alves Starring Shawna Edwards, Julie Meadows, Maya Devine, Houston, Midori, Charlene Aspen, Obsession, Sabrina Tyler, Kianna Bradley, Chaz Vincent, Alexis Amore, Anastasia Blue, Charlie Angel, and assorted cocks Running Time 1:58 DVD Format Double Sided, Single Layer Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Full motion video chapter selection menu; 20-picture photo gallery, and 33 trailers on side B Typical Watchers Guys who like to see lots of blowjobs from a first-person point of view Typical Haters Those who don't want to see two hours of mostly below average girls giving below average head Replay Value None (watch it once and you'll probably want to get rid of it) Themes Blowjobs, facials, fake tits, female masturbation, drooling BJ, face fuck, lactation Condoms Obviously not If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy Any blowjob compilation series Video Captures Click for larger size [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> The First Word: I'm not a huge fan of b [read the full review]
review from 11/13/2002:
Blowjob Fantasies 11 (2000) Studio Metro/Toxxxic Genre Blowjobs Director Greg Alves Starring Shawna Edwards, Julie Meadows, Maya Devine, Houston, Midori, Charlene Aspen, Obsession, Sabrina Tyler, Kianna Bradley, Chaz Vincent, Alexis Amore, Anastasia Blue, Charlie Angel, and assorted cocks Running Time 1:58 DVD Format Double Sided, Single Layer Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Full motion video chapter selection menu; 20-picture photo gallery, and 33 trailers on side B Typical Watchers Guys who like to see lots of blowjobs from a first-person point of view Typical Haters Those who don't want to see two hours of mostly below average girls giving below average head Replay Value None (watch it once and you'll probably want to get rid of it) Themes Blowjobs, facials, fake tits, female masturbation, drooling BJ, face fuck, lactation Condoms Obviously not If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy Any blowjob compilation series Video Captures Click for larger size [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> The First Word: I'm not a huge fan of b [read the full review]
astroknight's
Running Time: 118 min. Production Date: Nov. 11, 15, 19 - 20 and Dec. 5 - 7 1999 Director: Greg Alves Cast: Houston, Sabrina Tyler, Charlene Aspen, Obsession, Midori, Charlie Angel, Alexis Amore, Anastasia Blue, Shauna Edwards, Maya Devine, Julie Meadows, Kianna Bradley, Chaz Vincent, Kyle Stone, Ronnie Coxxx, Pat Myne, Brick Majors, Eric Price, Tyce Bune, Adam Wilde, Brian Surewood, Eric Masterson, and Norman Bates Initial Expectations: Ive heard really good things about the Blowjob Fantasies series, but Ive had mixed luck with Metros releases. Im hoping for an average quality DVD. Initial Reaction: Slurp - risingly good! Audio /Video Quality: Both the audio and video are very clear, which surprised me with a low budget feature such as this. There are a few spots where there appears to be some dubbing, but theyre very rare. Music: None. False Advertising: Envy is listed in the cast but shows up nowhere in the movie. [read the full review]
review from 12/2/2000:
Running Time: 118 min. Production Date: Nov. 11, 15, 19 - 20 and Dec. 5 - 7 1999 Director: Greg Alves Cast: Houston, Sabrina Tyler, Charlene Aspen, Obsession, Midori, Charlie Angel, Alexis Amore, Anastasia Blue, Shauna Edwards, Maya Devine, Julie Meadows, Kianna Bradley, Chaz Vincent, Kyle Stone, Ronnie Coxxx, Pat Myne, Brick Majors, Eric Price, Tyce Bune, Adam Wilde, Brian Surewood, Eric Masterson, and Norman Bates Initial Expectations: Ive heard really good things about the Blowjob Fantasies series, but Ive had mixed luck with Metros releases. Im hoping for an average quality DVD. Initial Reaction: Slurp - risingly good! Audio /Video Quality: Both the audio and video are very clear, which surprised me with a low budget feature such as this. There are a few spots where there appears to be some dubbing, but theyre very rare. Music: None. False Advertising: Envy is listed in the cast but shows up nowhere in the movie. [read the full review]
VCArules'
Stars : Houston, Sabrina Tyler, Charlene Aspen, Obsession, Julie Meadows, Midori, Charlie, Alexis Amore, Anastasia Blue, Shauna Edwards, Maya Devine, Kianna, & Chaz The great thing about Metro's BJF series is that there is no music going over the women's noises such as sucking, slurping, talking noises. I have enjoyed almost everyone that Metro has put out in this series. If you are a fan of oral its a great movie and its 2hrs long. You get 13 total BJ's one scene has 2 women in it, and alot of close- ups on the women's mouth sucking the dick. I really love how you can't see the guys face's, and there are some great dicks in this movie! I must voice my opinoin and say Julie Meadows is gonna be one of the greatest stars to ever grace the jizz bizz. Maya Devine also has a great scene in this one. [read the full review]
review from 10/17/2000:
Stars : Houston, Sabrina Tyler, Charlene Aspen, Obsession, Julie Meadows, Midori, Charlie, Alexis Amore, Anastasia Blue, Shauna Edwards, Maya Devine, Kianna, & Chaz The great thing about Metro's BJF series is that there is no music going over the women's noises such as sucking, slurping, talking noises. I have enjoyed almost everyone that Metro has put out in this series. If you are a fan of oral its a great movie and its 2hrs long. You get 13 total BJ's one scene has 2 women in it, and alot of close- ups on the women's mouth sucking the dick. I really love how you can't see the guys face's, and there are some great dicks in this movie! I must voice my opinoin and say Julie Meadows is gonna be one of the greatest stars to ever grace the jizz bizz. Maya Devine also has a great scene in this one. [read the full review]
Babes Illustrated 4 review summaries:
astroknight's
Production Date: 3 / 24 / 1995 Director: Harold Lime Cast: Rebecca Wilde, Felicia, April, Sindee Coxx, Laura Palmer, Shonna Lynn, Whitney Wonders, and Sandi Beach Initial Expectations: Fairly high. Ive had some pretty good luck with Metro, and theres some good talent in the cast. With an all wrestling premise, this should be a lot of fun. Initial Reaction: In a word, disappointment. Adding three words, not much fun. Audio /Video Quality: Its okay, but nothing stands out at all one way or another. The audio is well balanced between the music and the action. Music: Typical porn music. Review: I will admit right away that Im not sure on some of the girls in Babes Illustrated 4 . Im pretty sure on most of them, but some of them I had to take a little bit of a guess on. I also have to admit that I had some pretty high expectations for Babes Illustrated 4 . Its a fun premise, and with Rebecca Wilde, Felicia, and April there should be some great sex. [read the full review]
review from 12/26/2000:
Production Date: 3 / 24 / 1995 Director: Harold Lime Cast: Rebecca Wilde, Felicia, April, Sindee Coxx, Laura Palmer, Shonna Lynn, Whitney Wonders, and Sandi Beach Initial Expectations: Fairly high. Ive had some pretty good luck with Metro, and theres some good talent in the cast. With an all wrestling premise, this should be a lot of fun. Initial Reaction: In a word, disappointment. Adding three words, not much fun. Audio /Video Quality: Its okay, but nothing stands out at all one way or another. The audio is well balanced between the music and the action. Music: Typical porn music. Review: I will admit right away that Im not sure on some of the girls in Babes Illustrated 4 . Im pretty sure on most of them, but some of them I had to take a little bit of a guess on. I also have to admit that I had some pretty high expectations for Babes Illustrated 4 . Its a fun premise, and with Rebecca Wilde, Felicia, and April there should be some great sex. [read the full review]
Babes Illustrated review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 74 min. Production Date: 1994 Director: Harold Lime and Jane Waters Cast: Dyanna Lauren, Felecia, Kimberly Chambers, Leslie Lixx, Lynn LeMa, Tiffany Mynx, and VixXxen Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed results out of this series, so Im going in with a fairly open mind. Initial Reaction: Its one of the best all girl movies Ive seen in a long time! Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting playful all girl action Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting nastier or heavy toy all girl action Audio /Video Quality: For a movie thats nearly ten years old, the technical aspects are very impressive. The audio is clear and well balanced, and theres minimal dubbing. The video has a few minor remnants, but they rarely interfere with the picture too much. The picture looks a little soft, but never so bad that it seems grainy, and is nicely lit. Music: The music is light, sexy, playful, and balanced extremely well with the rest of the audio. Menus: The main menu blends a small clip from the movie with your choices. [read the full review]
review from 9/8/2003:
Running Time: 74 min. Production Date: 1994 Director: Harold Lime and Jane Waters Cast: Dyanna Lauren, Felecia, Kimberly Chambers, Leslie Lixx, Lynn LeMa, Tiffany Mynx, and VixXxen Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed results out of this series, so Im going in with a fairly open mind. Initial Reaction: Its one of the best all girl movies Ive seen in a long time! Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting playful all girl action Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting nastier or heavy toy all girl action Audio /Video Quality: For a movie thats nearly ten years old, the technical aspects are very impressive. The audio is clear and well balanced, and theres minimal dubbing. The video has a few minor remnants, but they rarely interfere with the picture too much. The picture looks a little soft, but never so bad that it seems grainy, and is nicely lit. Music: The music is light, sexy, playful, and balanced extremely well with the rest of the audio. Menus: The main menu blends a small clip from the movie with your choices. [read the full review]
Nothing to Hide 3 & 4 review summaries:
Rieekan's
NOTHING TO HIDE 3 Justines Daughter * DIRECTOR: James Avalon. * DURATION: ~70mins. * STARRING: Claudia Chase, Dee, Gwen Summers, Melissa Hill, Marylin Star, Phyllisha Anne, Shelbee Myne & Wendi Knight. Nothing to Hide 3 & 4 is an epic double DVD feature from director James Avalon, starring the beautiful Gwen Summers. Justines Daughter is the introductory movie it doesnt make a tremendous amount of sense without Part 4 Club Purgatory; fortunately the two DVDs are sold together (the videos were sold separately). Note that apart from one line of dialogue, these movies are completely unrelated to Nothing to Hide 2 Justine. Where does one begin? Lets start with the case. Although it may seem trivial, the box is quite cool its thicker than normal and holds both DVDs (sadly the fastening clips are terrible) and has a gorgeous front cover of Gwen Summers, though the back cover is a little more abstract. You can see right away this is no ordinary porn movie. [read the full review]
review from 6/8/2002:
NOTHING TO HIDE 3 Justines Daughter * DIRECTOR: James Avalon. * DURATION: ~70mins. * STARRING: Claudia Chase, Dee, Gwen Summers, Melissa Hill, Marylin Star, Phyllisha Anne, Shelbee Myne & Wendi Knight. Nothing to Hide 3 & 4 is an epic double DVD feature from director James Avalon, starring the beautiful Gwen Summers. Justines Daughter is the introductory movie it doesnt make a tremendous amount of sense without Part 4 Club Purgatory; fortunately the two DVDs are sold together (the videos were sold separately). Note that apart from one line of dialogue, these movies are completely unrelated to Nothing to Hide 2 Justine. Where does one begin? Lets start with the case. Although it may seem trivial, the box is quite cool its thicker than normal and holds both DVDs (sadly the fastening clips are terrible) and has a gorgeous front cover of Gwen Summers, though the back cover is a little more abstract. You can see right away this is no ordinary porn movie. [read the full review]
Air Tight 3 (Toxxxic / Metro) review summaries:
SCarter12's
I bought this movie because I have a thing for Wendi Knight (the brunette with reddish-brown hairs and the serious rack on the DVD cover) and also for Anna Malle. There's just something so dirty about Anna. I think it's something about her face, her smile maybe, that just exudes raw carnality. Anyway, I'm sort of disappointed that I bought this movie. The sex is boring and not very hot...There's not enough lead in or build up to get you excited about the scene (unlike euro movies, which tend to have lots of teasing and rubbing and groping before the real sex begins). The guys, with the exception of Mark Davis and Vince Voyeur, are aesthetically very unpleasing, and they have some wood problems, too. Each scene is MMMF, with the girl being "air tight" (i.e., a cock in all three holes - ass, pussy, mouth - but what about nostrils and ears?) and has the standard for MMMF sex - DP's, blowjobs, anal, in all sorts of positions. Scene 1: Anna Malle I think Anna Malle looks pretty good here. [read the full review]
review from 4/17/2002:
I bought this movie because I have a thing for Wendi Knight (the brunette with reddish-brown hairs and the serious rack on the DVD cover) and also for Anna Malle. There's just something so dirty about Anna. I think it's something about her face, her smile maybe, that just exudes raw carnality. Anyway, I'm sort of disappointed that I bought this movie. The sex is boring and not very hot...There's not enough lead in or build up to get you excited about the scene (unlike euro movies, which tend to have lots of teasing and rubbing and groping before the real sex begins). The guys, with the exception of Mark Davis and Vince Voyeur, are aesthetically very unpleasing, and they have some wood problems, too. Each scene is MMMF, with the girl being "air tight" (i.e., a cock in all three holes - ass, pussy, mouth - but what about nostrils and ears?) and has the standard for MMMF sex - DP's, blowjobs, anal, in all sorts of positions. Scene 1: Anna Malle I think Anna Malle looks pretty good here. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Nico Treasures, Raquel DeVine, Randy Rage, Elena, Liza Harper, Phyllisha Anne, Gina Ryder, India, Azlea, Cheyenne Silver, Sabrina, Vanessa, Melanie Stone, Xtacee, Marilyn Star, Wildcat, Randi Rage, Montana Gunn, Torri
Studio: Metro
Release date: 4/24/2000
Previews: Previews
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Brandon Iron, Kyle Stone, Elena, Mia Smiles, Chris Cannon, John Strong, Dee [II] (classic female), Johnni Black, Alexandra Nice, Ron Jeremy, Melanie Stone, McKayla, Fiero, Ursula, Amber Michaels, Mariah, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Lensi Rae, Megan Matthews, Jasper, Shelbee Myne, Kason Swan, Glen, D.Michaels
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Greg Alves
Release date: 4/24/2000
Previews: Previews
Blowjob Fantasies 5 review summaries:
LaNIKITA2000's
Title: Blowjob Fantasies #5 Company: Metro DVDDirected by: Greg Alves Talent: Melanie Stone, Amber Michaels, Kasorn Swan, Ursula Moore, Johnni Black, McKayla, Alexandra Nice, Megan Matthews, Mia Smiles, Lola, Lensi Rae, Shelbee Myne, Elena, Dee, Fiero, Mariah Running Time: 2 hrs 7 min Advertising Slogan: Blowjobs are not just a job, theyre an adventure! Scene 1 Melanie Stone: Melanie gets down to business sucking cock. This lady knows how to give a blowjob. Initially, she wears a tight blue/white bra and matching hot pants. She takes off her bra seductively while she attentively stares at the camera. Melanie does deep throat like a pro as well as high speed blowing and sucking. After she takes off her hot pants, she plays with her clit as she gives head. This girl likes cock as she sits down on the rug while she awaits entry of his man chowder. The cum scores a direct hit entering her mouth and dropping on to her chin. It is a great opening scene with a sexual powerhouse. Scene 2 Amber Michaels: Amber is a well-built bleach blonde that has a penchant for giving hummers. [read the full review]
review from 1/11/2000:
Title: Blowjob Fantasies #5 Company: Metro DVDDirected by: Greg Alves Talent: Melanie Stone, Amber Michaels, Kasorn Swan, Ursula Moore, Johnni Black, McKayla, Alexandra Nice, Megan Matthews, Mia Smiles, Lola, Lensi Rae, Shelbee Myne, Elena, Dee, Fiero, Mariah Running Time: 2 hrs 7 min Advertising Slogan: Blowjobs are not just a job, theyre an adventure! Scene 1 Melanie Stone: Melanie gets down to business sucking cock. This lady knows how to give a blowjob. Initially, she wears a tight blue/white bra and matching hot pants. She takes off her bra seductively while she attentively stares at the camera. Melanie does deep throat like a pro as well as high speed blowing and sucking. After she takes off her hot pants, she plays with her clit as she gives head. This girl likes cock as she sits down on the rug while she awaits entry of his man chowder. The cum scores a direct hit entering her mouth and dropping on to her chin. It is a great opening scene with a sexual powerhouse. Scene 2 Amber Michaels: Amber is a well-built bleach blonde that has a penchant for giving hummers. [read the full review]
Finally Legal 2 review summaries:
Saki's
Finally Legal 2 (1998) Studio: Metro/Toxxic Directed by: Greg Alves Starring: Shay Sweet, Leanni Lei, Shelbee Myne, Vanity, Sydnee Steel, Lola, McKkayla, Chuck Martino, Vince Vouyer, Pat Myne, Mark Davis, Alex Sanders Running Time: 1:54 Format: Double Sided, Single Layer DVD Features: Full-motion video chapter selection menu; 20-picture photo gallery; 30+ preview trailers on side B The First Word: Another all-sex stroke video featuring some cute, natural girls. It's like cheap beer--you can drink a lot of it, it does the trick, and it doesn't cost much. But it's definitely not microbrew fare, and if you're looking for some semblance of a plot or award- winning sex, don't waste your money. Plot Synopsis: No plot--all sex with no setup and practically no foreplay. Here's the scene-by-scene breakdown: Shay Sweet & Chuck Martino: Tanned (with bikini lines) and pre-implants, Shay takes on Chuck in a pretty standard (though condom free) oral-oral-3 position indoor romp that ends with him cumming on her pussy. Leanni Lei & Vince Voyeur: Another indoor scene [read the full review]
review from 2/27/2001:
Finally Legal 2 (1998) Studio: Metro/Toxxic Directed by: Greg Alves Starring: Shay Sweet, Leanni Lei, Shelbee Myne, Vanity, Sydnee Steel, Lola, McKkayla, Chuck Martino, Vince Vouyer, Pat Myne, Mark Davis, Alex Sanders Running Time: 1:54 Format: Double Sided, Single Layer DVD Features: Full-motion video chapter selection menu; 20-picture photo gallery; 30+ preview trailers on side B The First Word: Another all-sex stroke video featuring some cute, natural girls. It's like cheap beer--you can drink a lot of it, it does the trick, and it doesn't cost much. But it's definitely not microbrew fare, and if you're looking for some semblance of a plot or award- winning sex, don't waste your money. Plot Synopsis: No plot--all sex with no setup and practically no foreplay. Here's the scene-by-scene breakdown: Shay Sweet & Chuck Martino: Tanned (with bikini lines) and pre-implants, Shay takes on Chuck in a pretty standard (though condom free) oral-oral-3 position indoor romp that ends with him cumming on her pussy. Leanni Lei & Vince Voyeur: Another indoor scene [read the full review]
Draken's
Pre Viewing Expectations The case for this movie doesn't give away too much. There are a few photos on the back that show some of the hardcore action, including a three-way. It mentions the women who star in it, but otherwise, that is about it. The Main Event As one might expect, this is a montage of scenes, without any type of plotline to hook them all together. For the most part, the women look young, and inexperienced. Take for example the first scene. The girl tries to deep throat the guy, but looks like she is either in pain or very uncomfortable. More experienced women know how to make this look enjoyable, even if it isn't. Overall there are six scenes in this feature, including the three-way shown on the case. Most of the scenes are in excess of 18 minutes, good lenghty action. I was surprised by the lack of money shots in some of these scenes. In the first scene, the guy comes inside of the girl then withdrawls. [read the full review]
review from 9/9/2000:
Pre Viewing Expectations The case for this movie doesn't give away too much. There are a few photos on the back that show some of the hardcore action, including a three-way. It mentions the women who star in it, but otherwise, that is about it. The Main Event As one might expect, this is a montage of scenes, without any type of plotline to hook them all together. For the most part, the women look young, and inexperienced. Take for example the first scene. The girl tries to deep throat the guy, but looks like she is either in pain or very uncomfortable. More experienced women know how to make this look enjoyable, even if it isn't. Overall there are six scenes in this feature, including the three-way shown on the case. Most of the scenes are in excess of 18 minutes, good lenghty action. I was surprised by the lack of money shots in some of these scenes. In the first scene, the guy comes inside of the girl then withdrawls. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Brick Majors, Brian Surewood, Jake Steed, Chris Cannon, Tyce Bune, Pat Myne, Cheyenne Silver, Steve Taylor [I], McKayla, Heaven Leigh, Emilia, Damien Michaels, Chennin Blanc, Violet Love, Wendi Knight, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Todd Alexander, Adam Wilde, Natasha Blake, Jennifer Leigh, Devon Shire, Shelbee Myne, Amia Moore, Andre Madness, Kristin, Mariah Milano
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Release date: 4/24/2000
Previews: Previews
Hand Job Hunnies review summaries:
BIGmike's
Audio Quality : 1.5 out of 5 (annoying music through every scene! and sound levels vary from scene to scene) Video Quality : 4.0 out of 5 [NOTE : This is not strictly a hand job DVD. I listed the length of each scene. I may have left out a detail or two, but every scene consist of the same actions. I also gave the sex rating a good rating, even though there is no penetration.] SCENE ONE : (Right after opening credits roll) Violet Love gets on her knees gives hand job. She jumps up onto guys legs, no penetration, but keeps using her hands. She gets back on her knees and jerks the guy off onto her tits. (Scene lasted: from 2 minutes 36 seconds to 9 minutes 44 seconds) SCENE TWO : Jennifer Leigh gives hand job and bj, she jerks the guy off and continues to stroke and suck it. (Scene lasted until about: 16 minutes 48 seconds) SCENE THREE : Wendi Knight starts by rubbing her tits. She gives the guy bj and hand job. [read the full review]
review from 11/3/2001:
Audio Quality : 1.5 out of 5 (annoying music through every scene! and sound levels vary from scene to scene) Video Quality : 4.0 out of 5 [NOTE : This is not strictly a hand job DVD. I listed the length of each scene. I may have left out a detail or two, but every scene consist of the same actions. I also gave the sex rating a good rating, even though there is no penetration.] SCENE ONE : (Right after opening credits roll) Violet Love gets on her knees gives hand job. She jumps up onto guys legs, no penetration, but keeps using her hands. She gets back on her knees and jerks the guy off onto her tits. (Scene lasted: from 2 minutes 36 seconds to 9 minutes 44 seconds) SCENE TWO : Jennifer Leigh gives hand job and bj, she jerks the guy off and continues to stroke and suck it. (Scene lasted until about: 16 minutes 48 seconds) SCENE THREE : Wendi Knight starts by rubbing her tits. She gives the guy bj and hand job. [read the full review]
sirnocternal's
hand job hunnies was a real suprise to me. their is no sex, but the girls really work the camera for the athome players, alot of eye contact, talking to the raincoaters, 15 girls giving handjobs to no faced men(im in heaven)even the pop shots(no mens faces)if you liked michael ninns diva girls, i think you will like this title, of course the girls in this title are jacking the men off, well worth the purchase ticket, its 2hours long, i dont know if you will last that long, its a great ride though. [read the full review]
review from 10/12/2000:
hand job hunnies was a real suprise to me. their is no sex, but the girls really work the camera for the athome players, alot of eye contact, talking to the raincoaters, 15 girls giving handjobs to no faced men(im in heaven)even the pop shots(no mens faces)if you liked michael ninns diva girls, i think you will like this title, of course the girls in this title are jacking the men off, well worth the purchase ticket, its 2hours long, i dont know if you will last that long, its a great ride though. [read the full review]
Diville's
Starring: Amia More, Chenin Blanc, Devon Shire, Emilia, Heaven Leigh, Jennifer Leigh, Kristen, Lola, Mariah, McKayla,Natasha Blake, Shelbee Myne, Violet Love, Cheyenne Silver, Wendi Knight Directed By: Michael Adams Ever feel like something different? Of course you do; we all do. How else can you explain the success of vinegar flavored potato chips and the Chrysler PT Cruiser? The same sense of adventure (or, maybe boredom) that brought us these slightly different products, brings us Hand Job Hunnies. That's right, a DVD with nothing but hand jobs. The Citizen Kane of jack-off flicks. Actually, it's the only wall to wall boy/girl masturbation movie I've seen, but that's not to say it can't be a classic. Well, before we go any further understand that Hand Job Hunnies is not exactly a classic, but it is pretty good. I've never understood why some pursue the hand job like the rest of us might work toward something along the lines of actual sex...or free hockey tickets. After all, we can give ourselves hand jobs. [read the full review]
review from 9/27/2000:
Starring: Amia More, Chenin Blanc, Devon Shire, Emilia, Heaven Leigh, Jennifer Leigh, Kristen, Lola, Mariah, McKayla,Natasha Blake, Shelbee Myne, Violet Love, Cheyenne Silver, Wendi Knight Directed By: Michael Adams Ever feel like something different? Of course you do; we all do. How else can you explain the success of vinegar flavored potato chips and the Chrysler PT Cruiser? The same sense of adventure (or, maybe boredom) that brought us these slightly different products, brings us Hand Job Hunnies. That's right, a DVD with nothing but hand jobs. The Citizen Kane of jack-off flicks. Actually, it's the only wall to wall boy/girl masturbation movie I've seen, but that's not to say it can't be a classic. Well, before we go any further understand that Hand Job Hunnies is not exactly a classic, but it is pretty good. I've never understood why some pursue the hand job like the rest of us might work toward something along the lines of actual sex...or free hockey tickets. After all, we can give ourselves hand jobs. [read the full review]
I Dream of Queenie review summaries:
necromania's
While this particular film has a loose plot since it is a spoof of the television series "I Dream of Jeannie," I'm skipping over it, because it's retarded. Scene 1: The sex in this scene stars with Paul Morgan licking Lisa Lawrence's tits. Personally, I think Lisa Lawrence is one of the hottest transexuals out there, so even this mediocre scene does something for me. Soon, Paul Morgan's blowing Lisa Lawrence and plays with her tits every once in awhile. Lisa has a pretty big cock, but it only looks good under certain conditions. Lisa Lawrence then blows Paul Morgan. After he's had, the movie immediately cuts to Paul anally fucking Lisa doggystyle. Insertion shots are hot! Why isn't there one?! The way the movie was shot and edited together really annoyed me simply in the fact of how noticeable it was. We either see Paul fucking Lisa in wide shots showing the whole scene or close-ups of Lisa's face. During the close-ups of Lisa's face, the fucking looks much more energetic and interesting than the casualness of the wide shots. [read the full review]
review from 1/16/2002:
While this particular film has a loose plot since it is a spoof of the television series "I Dream of Jeannie," I'm skipping over it, because it's retarded. Scene 1: The sex in this scene stars with Paul Morgan licking Lisa Lawrence's tits. Personally, I think Lisa Lawrence is one of the hottest transexuals out there, so even this mediocre scene does something for me. Soon, Paul Morgan's blowing Lisa Lawrence and plays with her tits every once in awhile. Lisa has a pretty big cock, but it only looks good under certain conditions. Lisa Lawrence then blows Paul Morgan. After he's had, the movie immediately cuts to Paul anally fucking Lisa doggystyle. Insertion shots are hot! Why isn't there one?! The way the movie was shot and edited together really annoyed me simply in the fact of how noticeable it was. We either see Paul fucking Lisa in wide shots showing the whole scene or close-ups of Lisa's face. During the close-ups of Lisa's face, the fucking looks much more energetic and interesting than the casualness of the wide shots. [read the full review]
PornAddict's
OK, so she-male DVDs aren't for everyone. In some cases they aren't for anyone. Which brings me to our current selection - I Dream of Queenie. I'll give Karen Dior credit for attempting a movie based on the classic TV show. It's a plot driven flick with some half decent special effects (for a low budget porn movie). But let's face it people rent/buy adult movies for the sex. The camera work is well below average and the sex just doesn't generate much heat. The movie does deliver a good mix of action; including M-TS and F-TS. But there simply isn't enough chemisty between the actors to make any of the scenes really stand out. Christie does a decent job in her scenes and if you're a big fan of hers the movie might be worth a look. [read the full review]
review from 6/7/2001:
OK, so she-male DVDs aren't for everyone. In some cases they aren't for anyone. Which brings me to our current selection - I Dream of Queenie. I'll give Karen Dior credit for attempting a movie based on the classic TV show. It's a plot driven flick with some half decent special effects (for a low budget porn movie). But let's face it people rent/buy adult movies for the sex. The camera work is well below average and the sex just doesn't generate much heat. The movie does deliver a good mix of action; including M-TS and F-TS. But there simply isn't enough chemisty between the actors to make any of the scenes really stand out. Christie does a decent job in her scenes and if you're a big fan of hers the movie might be worth a look. [read the full review]
Justine: Nothing To Hide 2 review summaries:
fu_q's
When a chance encounter unknowingly brings her together with her boyfriend's father, the instant spark that ignites touches off a torrid, sexual and emotional turn of events for the young Roxanne Blaze--a turn of events that she finds difficult to handle. Such is the case in "Justine: Nothing to Hide 2", an exceptional, early-90s release from Metro and director Paul Thomas. [read the full review]
review from 1/14/2016:
When a chance encounter unknowingly brings her together with her boyfriend's father, the instant spark that ignites touches off a torrid, sexual and emotional turn of events for the young Roxanne Blaze--a turn of events that she finds difficult to handle. Such is the case in "Justine: Nothing to Hide 2", an exceptional, early-90s release from Metro and director Paul Thomas. [read the full review]
dumblonde's
Director: Paul Thomas Writer: Raven Touchstone Videographer: Jack Remy Running length: 2 hours D.O.P. 1994 Female cast: Roxanne Blaze, Tianna, Lacy Rose. Dyanna Lauren Male cast Mike Horner, Nick East, Alex Sanders, Brad Armstrong Audio/Video: Excellent, except a couple of the scenes were just a tad too dark, but other than that, no complaints. Extras: Slide show of photo stills, bios of Tianna, Roxanne, and Dyanna and some trailers. Condoms The only one I saw was on Alex Sanders. The Movie: Wow. This is a real good movie on several levels, but the main one for me is the sex. I've heard this described as a good couples movie, and that's true enough, but don't take that to mean that the sex isn't hot. I can't tell you how refreshing it was to NOT see every scene end with a pud-pulling facial. Not only THAT, but there's one scene where Mike Horner actually doesn't pull out at all, and this absolutely astounded me. [read the full review]
review from 11/19/2001:
Director: Paul Thomas Writer: Raven Touchstone Videographer: Jack Remy Running length: 2 hours D.O.P. 1994 Female cast: Roxanne Blaze, Tianna, Lacy Rose. Dyanna Lauren Male cast Mike Horner, Nick East, Alex Sanders, Brad Armstrong Audio/Video: Excellent, except a couple of the scenes were just a tad too dark, but other than that, no complaints. Extras: Slide show of photo stills, bios of Tianna, Roxanne, and Dyanna and some trailers. Condoms The only one I saw was on Alex Sanders. The Movie: Wow. This is a real good movie on several levels, but the main one for me is the sex. I've heard this described as a good couples movie, and that's true enough, but don't take that to mean that the sex isn't hot. I can't tell you how refreshing it was to NOT see every scene end with a pud-pulling facial. Not only THAT, but there's one scene where Mike Horner actually doesn't pull out at all, and this absolutely astounded me. [read the full review]
Kate's
Justine 2 is a perfect couple's movie. Roxanna Blaze is naturally beautiful (no 'enhancements') and the sex is real sex, not porno sex. The plot is decenlty played out (Roxanne is seeing both father and son.) The major flaw with this movie is Tianna. Some people seem to think she's hot. I thought she was nasty, and not in the good way. And her scenes disrupt the development of Roxanne's love triangle. [read the full review]
review from 12/4/1999:
Justine 2 is a perfect couple's movie. Roxanna Blaze is naturally beautiful (no 'enhancements') and the sex is real sex, not porno sex. The plot is decenlty played out (Roxanne is seeing both father and son.) The major flaw with this movie is Tianna. Some people seem to think she's hot. I thought she was nasty, and not in the good way. And her scenes disrupt the development of Roxanne's love triangle. [read the full review]
Real Transsexuals review summaries:
BIGmike's
[NOTE : I will rate the transsexual performers separate from the Female performer rating in future reviews of Transsexual DVDs that I do.] Transsexual performer rating is: 4.0 The scenes in this film start off with a little interview before the action begins. Most of the transsexuals in this film are very attractive. Scene breakdowns : (the scenes were very simple, two stars per scene) SCENE ONE : Lisa Lawrence and Dirk Adams. Lisa is a very attractive TS with a big dick and nice breasts. The scene starts out with Lisa receiving a bj. Then the guy gets a bj while she strokes her cock. She gives the camera lots of eye contact. The guy fucks her in a couple of different positions all while she is stroking her cock. She is the only one who gets fucked in this scene, and she cums on her stomach after the guy pulls out. The guy cums on her stomach as well. SCENE TWO : Christie McNicole and a girl, Janis. Christie is an attractive TS with nice breasts and a big dick. [read the full review]
review from 10/11/2001:
[NOTE : I will rate the transsexual performers separate from the Female performer rating in future reviews of Transsexual DVDs that I do.] Transsexual performer rating is: 4.0 The scenes in this film start off with a little interview before the action begins. Most of the transsexuals in this film are very attractive. Scene breakdowns : (the scenes were very simple, two stars per scene) SCENE ONE : Lisa Lawrence and Dirk Adams. Lisa is a very attractive TS with a big dick and nice breasts. The scene starts out with Lisa receiving a bj. Then the guy gets a bj while she strokes her cock. She gives the camera lots of eye contact. The guy fucks her in a couple of different positions all while she is stroking her cock. She is the only one who gets fucked in this scene, and she cums on her stomach after the guy pulls out. The guy cums on her stomach as well. SCENE TWO : Christie McNicole and a girl, Janis. Christie is an attractive TS with nice breasts and a big dick. [read the full review]
Sexy Nurses 2 (Metro) review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 73 min. Director: Fred J. Lincoln Cast: Celeste, Kylie Ireland, Steffi, Kristina West, Trinity Lane, Marc Wallice, Woody Long, Randy West, Tom Byron, & Nick East Extras: Bios of almost everybody in the movie, photo gallery, and trailers Audio Quality: Poor. You can barely hear much of the dialogue and many of the scenes have a lot of background noise. Video Quality: Very good. There are few signs of pixelation. Music: Most of it is pretty average. Initial Expectations: A brainless movie with good sex. Initial Reaction: If there was any less plot, it'd be a compilation movie. At least the sex was really good. Review: With both Celeste and Kylie Ireland in 'Sexy Nurses 2', I knew I had to watch it. Like most of Celeste's movies that I've seen, there isn't much plot, but the sex makes up for it. 'Sexy Nurses 2' revolves around Woody Long and his attempt to get money from rich guys who are close to dying. [read the full review]
review from 9/7/2000:
Running Time: 73 min. Director: Fred J. Lincoln Cast: Celeste, Kylie Ireland, Steffi, Kristina West, Trinity Lane, Marc Wallice, Woody Long, Randy West, Tom Byron, & Nick East Extras: Bios of almost everybody in the movie, photo gallery, and trailers Audio Quality: Poor. You can barely hear much of the dialogue and many of the scenes have a lot of background noise. Video Quality: Very good. There are few signs of pixelation. Music: Most of it is pretty average. Initial Expectations: A brainless movie with good sex. Initial Reaction: If there was any less plot, it'd be a compilation movie. At least the sex was really good. Review: With both Celeste and Kylie Ireland in 'Sexy Nurses 2', I knew I had to watch it. Like most of Celeste's movies that I've seen, there isn't much plot, but the sex makes up for it. 'Sexy Nurses 2' revolves around Woody Long and his attempt to get money from rich guys who are close to dying. [read the full review]
Size Matters (Toxxxic / Metro) review summaries:
Saki's
Size Matters (1998) Studio: Metro/Toxxic Directed by: Greg Alves Starring: Melaine Stone, Azlea Antistia, Rebecca Wild, Claudia Chase, Rosa, Alexandra Nice, Marilyn Starr, Julian, Jake Steed, Billy Glide, and Dave Hardman. Running Time: 1:45 Format: Double Sided, Single Layer DVD Features: Full-motion video chapter selection menu; 30-picture photo gallery; star biographies; 30+ preview trailers The First Word: A stroke video with a few hot moments but is a letdown, not because of the big dicks, but the low-quality female talent. Plot Synopsis: No plot--all sex with a single premise: huge cocks are better than small ones. From the packaging to the opening titles to the between-scene titles, they all play up the fact that women like men who are hung well. But it's not just the funny (and fictitious) quotes about size that matters; this six-scene video brings three truly big (and one marginally big) specimens in action. The first scene stars Julian with Melanie Stone and Azlea in the strongest scene of the video. Next, it's a ho-hum one-on-one pairing of [read the full review]
review from 2/4/2001:
Size Matters (1998) Studio: Metro/Toxxic Directed by: Greg Alves Starring: Melaine Stone, Azlea Antistia, Rebecca Wild, Claudia Chase, Rosa, Alexandra Nice, Marilyn Starr, Julian, Jake Steed, Billy Glide, and Dave Hardman. Running Time: 1:45 Format: Double Sided, Single Layer DVD Features: Full-motion video chapter selection menu; 30-picture photo gallery; star biographies; 30+ preview trailers The First Word: A stroke video with a few hot moments but is a letdown, not because of the big dicks, but the low-quality female talent. Plot Synopsis: No plot--all sex with a single premise: huge cocks are better than small ones. From the packaging to the opening titles to the between-scene titles, they all play up the fact that women like men who are hung well. But it's not just the funny (and fictitious) quotes about size that matters; this six-scene video brings three truly big (and one marginally big) specimens in action. The first scene stars Julian with Melanie Stone and Azlea in the strongest scene of the video. Next, it's a ho-hum one-on-one pairing of [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jill Kelly, Billy Glide, Claudia Chase, T.T. Boy, Brandon Iron, Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Jessica Jewel, Tony Tedeschi, Dee [II] (classic female), Phyllisha Anne, Tye, Vince Vouyer, Alexandra Nice, Pat Myne, Nakita Kash, Elle Devyne, Tabitha Stevens, Ron Jeremy, Houston, Melanie Stone, McKayla, Candi Daze, Malitia, Cassidy, Vanity, Wendi Knight, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Renee LaRue, Shelbee Myne, "Evil" Jared
Studio: Metro
Release date: 4/24/2000
Previews: Previews
Titman's Pool Party review summaries:
Saki's
Titman's Pool Party 1 (1999) Studio Metro Director Greg Alves Starring Melanie Stone, Claudia Chase, Wendi Knight, Houston, Renee LeRue, Alexandra Nice, Jill Kelly, Tye, Shelbee Myne, Jessica Jewel, Dee, Candi Daze, McKayla, Tabitha Stevens, Malitia, Cassady, Nikita Kash, Vanity, Lola, Elle Devine, Phyllisha Ann, Ron Jeremy Mark Davis, Vince Vouyer, T.T. Boy, Billy Glide, Alex Sanders, Pat Myne, Brandon Iron, and Tony Tedeschi Running Time 2:02 DVD Format Double Sided, Single Layer (flipper) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features 20-picture photo gallery and 30 trailers on side B Typical Watchers Fans of large group sex events, outdoor sex, or "spring break" like fleshfests Typical Haters Bukkake lovers, anyone who watches Extreme Associates videos on a regular basis Themes Orgy, outdoor sex, lesbian, sex toys Condoms Yes If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy Titman's Pool Party 2 Video Captures Click for larger size [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> T [read the full review]
review from 5/5/2002:
Titman's Pool Party 1 (1999) Studio Metro Director Greg Alves Starring Melanie Stone, Claudia Chase, Wendi Knight, Houston, Renee LeRue, Alexandra Nice, Jill Kelly, Tye, Shelbee Myne, Jessica Jewel, Dee, Candi Daze, McKayla, Tabitha Stevens, Malitia, Cassady, Nikita Kash, Vanity, Lola, Elle Devine, Phyllisha Ann, Ron Jeremy Mark Davis, Vince Vouyer, T.T. Boy, Billy Glide, Alex Sanders, Pat Myne, Brandon Iron, and Tony Tedeschi Running Time 2:02 DVD Format Double Sided, Single Layer (flipper) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features 20-picture photo gallery and 30 trailers on side B Typical Watchers Fans of large group sex events, outdoor sex, or "spring break" like fleshfests Typical Haters Bukkake lovers, anyone who watches Extreme Associates videos on a regular basis Themes Orgy, outdoor sex, lesbian, sex toys Condoms Yes If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy Titman's Pool Party 2 Video Captures Click for larger size [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> T [read the full review]
Zazel (1 DVD Release) review summaries:
All reviews of Zazel (1 DVD Release)
FacIan's
Zazel A Review by FacIan Title Zazel - Philip Mond's Scent of Love Translation: n/a Studio: Metro Collection: n/a Price: 14 Format: NTSC Actions and Key Words Action: Lesbian; Straight, Anal Fetish: Body painting; Tattoo; Latex; High heels; Lingerie (more likely: Sexy outfits); Big tits Initial expectation Something new. Something nice. Something erotic. Something different! General comment This film is really out of the standard production. It is a long dream made of different fantasies. The girls are absolutely gorgeous and the scenes are really hot! This film is one of the kind you can put in a visible place on your DVD shelf and if someone asks about it you can answer: "That? Porn? Not at all! It is an adult film for sure, but far from porn!" What I mean is that the point of this film is obviously not the sex actions but all what is around it. Screen shots You can find the screen shots of this film on my site. The screen shots are here. DVD perspective Picture is good. [read the full review]
review from 3/10/2003:
Zazel A Review by FacIan Title Zazel - Philip Mond's Scent of Love Translation: n/a Studio: Metro Collection: n/a Price: 14 Format: NTSC Actions and Key Words Action: Lesbian; Straight, Anal Fetish: Body painting; Tattoo; Latex; High heels; Lingerie (more likely: Sexy outfits); Big tits Initial expectation Something new. Something nice. Something erotic. Something different! General comment This film is really out of the standard production. It is a long dream made of different fantasies. The girls are absolutely gorgeous and the scenes are really hot! This film is one of the kind you can put in a visible place on your DVD shelf and if someone asks about it you can answer: "That? Porn? Not at all! It is an adult film for sure, but far from porn!" What I mean is that the point of this film is obviously not the sex actions but all what is around it. Screen shots You can find the screen shots of this film on my site. The screen shots are here. DVD perspective Picture is good. [read the full review]
Goldmember's
ZazelAn Official Selection of the Goldmember Masterpiece Collection What is the Masterpiece Collection? I suppose it is my personal pornography Hall of Fame. It is only for those select films that I consider to be at the very pinnacle of the industry. This is an honor reserved only for films that I believe will stand the test of time. Zazel - The Details Studio - Metro Director - Philip Mond Female Cast - Sasha Vinni, Anna Romero, Brooke Lane, Gina LaMarca, Grace Harlow, Helena, Lene Hefner, Nikie St. Gilles Male Cast - Devin, Kevin James, Drew Reese, Antionio Valentino, Jon, Running Time - 2 hours 5min (approx) Overall Impression It was a very difficult for me to decide if this movie deserved five stars. The film has some serious faults, but many remarkable scenes. It does have some pacing problems in that there are a few scenes (as beautiful and erotic as they may be) are a too much style over substance. That said this film is amazing, and contains one of the best looking casts assembled. [read the full review]
review from 8/6/2002:
ZazelAn Official Selection of the Goldmember Masterpiece Collection What is the Masterpiece Collection? I suppose it is my personal pornography Hall of Fame. It is only for those select films that I consider to be at the very pinnacle of the industry. This is an honor reserved only for films that I believe will stand the test of time. Zazel - The Details Studio - Metro Director - Philip Mond Female Cast - Sasha Vinni, Anna Romero, Brooke Lane, Gina LaMarca, Grace Harlow, Helena, Lene Hefner, Nikie St. Gilles Male Cast - Devin, Kevin James, Drew Reese, Antionio Valentino, Jon, Running Time - 2 hours 5min (approx) Overall Impression It was a very difficult for me to decide if this movie deserved five stars. The film has some serious faults, but many remarkable scenes. It does have some pacing problems in that there are a few scenes (as beautiful and erotic as they may be) are a too much style over substance. That said this film is amazing, and contains one of the best looking casts assembled. [read the full review]
dumblonde's
Writer/Director/Videographer: Philip Mond Running length: 2 hrs. 5 min. D.O.P. 10/26/95 Female cast: Sasha Vinni, Lene Hefner, Anna Romeo, Gina LaMarca, Nikki St.Gilles, Brooke Lane Male cast: Antonio Valentino, Kevin James, Drew Reese, Devin, Jon Audio/Video: The video was excellent, with vibrant colors and no graininess that I noticed. Most of the music in it is quite nice and well matched, with the exception of a hideous vocal that was playing during the first male/female scene. Gawd, that was awful, and seemed totally out of place. There's no talking other than Sasha's occasional narration and less than resonant voiceovers. [read the full review]
review from 5/28/2002:
Writer/Director/Videographer: Philip Mond Running length: 2 hrs. 5 min. D.O.P. 10/26/95 Female cast: Sasha Vinni, Lene Hefner, Anna Romeo, Gina LaMarca, Nikki St.Gilles, Brooke Lane Male cast: Antonio Valentino, Kevin James, Drew Reese, Devin, Jon Audio/Video: The video was excellent, with vibrant colors and no graininess that I noticed. Most of the music in it is quite nice and well matched, with the exception of a hideous vocal that was playing during the first male/female scene. Gawd, that was awful, and seemed totally out of place. There's no talking other than Sasha's occasional narration and less than resonant voiceovers. [read the full review]