Big Ol' White Asses Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  5/8/2012

Quickie review time for Big Ol’ White Asses, a 6 scene compilation from Deviant Productions that stretches out over 2 hours. The first thing that catches your attention is the use of the word “White” in the title. In the porn world, use of the word “white” has usually meant that there’s gonna be some brothas hanging it out for the girls to work on. No such luck in this release as there isn’t a BBC in the release. The releases from which these scenes are pulled from are not identified. Check out the cast list.

Julie Bond: This scene is pulled from the point in her career where she had upgraded her tits but hadn’t gone crazy with the ink. Nice little landing strip on her also. No anal and the guy cums on her tits.

Brianna Love: Is wearing some obnoxiously silly pink shoes that probably cost her one scene’s pay and she can barely walk across the room in them. Frivolous purchases like this are why porn stars are broke and have nothing to show at the end of their careers. Some anal and a weak cumshot to her upper ass/lower back.

Jayden Jaymes & Camryn Kiss: Some PTOGM but no anal in this scene that ends with the guy stroking it off onto their faces and a little PCH.

Ricki White: Who? No anal but the guy strokes off onto her tongue with some PCH.

Gianna Michaels: Starts her scene oiled up and fingering herself. Very nice. Some nice shots of her tits bouncing around while riding in RCG. No anal, but a weak facial that materializes into a lot of drooling spit as we fade out.

Audrey Hollander: Always super hot and super slutty. Has a little bit of a sunburn/tan going on that adds to her appeal. She self fists her ass before some quick double oral weenie love. The usual Audrey performance of DP and DPP before she dons some sunglasses and the guys stroke it off onto them.

Sara Jay: Cute, but don’t recall seeing her. Non anal scene with her getting a weak load shot onto her tits.

Extras include: Trailers from a variety of companies, Photo Gallery, Instant popshots, and some site links.

Pluses: Julia, Gianna, Audrey all under one roof. .

Minuses: Very little anal and no I/R with the terms “White” and “Asses” in the title

Sleaziness Factor (1-10): 10 for the very misleading title and not in a good way either..

Is it worth it? For Julia, Gianna, and Audrey’s theatrics all in one disk only, but they do have better scenes out there.