Blowjob Fantasies 11 Review

Studio
Metro/Toxxxic

Genre
Blowjobs

Director
Greg Alves

Starring
Shawna Edwards, Julie Meadows, Maya Devine, Houston, Midori, Charlene Aspen, Obsession, Sabrina Tyler, Kianna Bradley, Chaz Vincent, Alexis Amore, Anastasia Blue, Charlie Angel, and assorted cocks

Running Time
1:58

DVD Format
Double Sided, Single Layer

Aspect Ratio
1.33:1 (full frame)

Special Features
Full motion video chapter selection menu; 20-picture photo gallery, and 33 trailers on side B

Typical Watchers
Guys who like to see lots of blowjobs from a first-person point of view

Typical Haters
Those who don't want to see two hours of mostly below average girls giving below average head

Replay Value
None (watch it once and you'll probably want to get rid of it)

Themes
Blowjobs, facials, fake tits, female masturbation, drooling BJ, face fuck, lactation

Condoms
Obviously not

If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy
Any blowjob compilation series

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The First Word: I'm not a huge fan of bulk blowjob series such as Blowjob Fantasies, and this volume is a perfect example of why I don't like most of these BJ videos.

What's It About?:   It's a two-hour video that shows a baker's dozen of porn girls giving head to anonymous men.  The guys' faces are never shown, and most of the videography is done either from the guy's point of view (presumably so the viewer thinks it's them who's getting blown) or tight on the girl's head.  The girls generally make eye contact with the camera and also talk dirty to the camera, also for the "virtual sex"-like effect.  While there is a bit of female masturbation and handjobs, there's no other sexual activity that the girls perform other than the sucking.  

Since I really didn't enjoy this DVD and don't want to waste a lot of time reviewing it, rather than my normal scene-by-scene comments, I'll summarize things and keep this review brief.  For those of you who prefer a blow-by-blow recap of each scene, I recommend LSB's summary.  If there's any genre that fits the saying "if you've seen one, you've seen them all," blowjob videos would be it.  So I'll categorize the scenes generally, and comment specifically when necessary.

Outstanding Blowjobs (2):  Two of the 13 scenes are what I would consider outstanding since they have good-looking girls, decent action, and nice facials.  Maya Devine's scene is the best -- she's the prettiest girl of the bunch (love those eyes!), she gives great head, and the facial is really good.  Brunette Chaz Vincent's scene is still very good, although the blowjob's pretty boring.  There's also a nice surprise that breaks up the monotony of the cookie cutter as Chaz squirts her milk during the scene, which I'm sure lactation fetishists will love.

Above Average Blowjobs (1):  I don't find Kianna Bradley attractive, but her technique and the resulting cumshot makes her scene worth watching on normal speed.

Below Average Blowjobs (5):  I'd describe this category as "filler" -- mostly blowjobs that are flawed in a major way such that you'll want to skip to the next one to see if it's more interesting.  The biggest problem for most of these scenes were either the looks of the girl or disappointing facials.  The ones that fall into this group are:  Shawna Edwards, Julie Meadows, Midori (although I liked the nice hands-free action), Sabrina Tyler, and Charlie Angel.  

Awful Blowjobs (5):  This is the ugly part of Blowjob Fantasies 11.  Every one of these scenes has unattractive or massively implanted girls, boring blowjobs, and weak cumshots.  I'm sure I'll get hate mail for dropping these girls in this category, but I'm telling you that I wanted to punt this DVD out the window after watching these scenes.  Ugh.  The ones I didn't like because they had pretty much no erotic value other than a topless chick performing fellatio were:  Houston, Charlene Aspen, Obsession, Alexis Amore (an especially disappointing cumshot), and Anastasia Blue (she has enough drool to bottle and sell it for Halloween!).   They say there's no such thing as a bad blowjob, but it's a lot less pleasurable to watch than to receive.

What I liked:  A couple of good scenes: This is the first time I've seen anything done by Maya Devine, and I'm favorably impressed.  If most of the scenes had girls with her looks, her excellent oral skills, and a decent pop shot, then I'd recommend this title without hesitation.  Unfortunately, aside from Maya's scene and Chaz Vincent's (which is not as good but it still exciting), we're left with more than an hour and a half of crap.

What I didn't like:  Almost everything:  10 below average or awful scenes.  Unenthusiastic blowjobs and very weak cumshots.  Nearly all of the girls with fake tits.  And the concept of 13 blowjobs in pretty much the same style, position, and timing is pretty uninventive.  It can't be that hard to get a little variety, even with a blowjob video.  It's almost as if the footage is shot or edited to a stopwatch and script.  

DVD Extras:  This is a pretty featureless disc, with only a standard photo gallery plus a bunch of trailers on the flip side of the disc.  Considering the content, I don't really expect much.  However, it would have been nice to see some additional material, even if it was just some bios or a few minutes worth of outtakes.

A/V Quality:   It's fine.  Nothing special but perfectly adequate for this jerk-off material.

The Last Word:   Thank god I didn't pay money for this (I traded for it and then traded it away).  It's DVDs like this one that make reviewing so hard -- it's really easy to write reviews of good videos, it's the crappy ones that make my life a living hell.  In the series' defense, I have seen several very good volumes of Blowjob Fantasies, but this is definitely not one of them.  I know this view differs considerable with the other reviews on the Internet for this title, but all I can say is that I was pretty disappointed.  Avoid this one if you can!

- Saki (saki@sakivision.com)