Sexy Nurses 2 (Metro) Review
Metro
Studio: Metro
Category: Straight
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Starring: Tom Byron, Kylie Ireland, Randy West, Kristina West, Celeste, Marc Wallice, Woody Long, Trinity Lane
Released on: 4/24/2000
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Reviewed by astroknight on 9/7/2000
Running Time: 73 min.
Director: Fred J. Lincoln
Cast: Celeste, Kylie Ireland, Steffi, Kristina West, Trinity Lane, Marc Wallice, Woody Long, Randy West, Tom Byron, & Nick East
Extras: Bios of almost everybody in the movie, photo gallery, and trailers
Audio Quality: Poor. You can barely hear much of the dialogue and many of the scenes have a lot of background noise.
Video Quality: Very good. There are few signs of pixelation.
Music: Most of it is pretty average.
Initial Expectations: A brainless movie with good sex.
Initial Reaction: If there was any less plot, it'd be a compilation movie. At least the sex was really good.
Review: With both Celeste and Kylie Ireland in 'Sexy Nurses 2', I knew I had to watch it. Like most of Celeste's movies that I've seen, there isn't much plot, but the sex makes up for it. 'Sexy Nurses 2' revolves around Woody Long and his attempt to get money from rich guys who are close to dying. He sets them up with hot nurses that he figures they can't resist, gets them to marry the nurse, and then splits the inheritance between himself and the nurse.
Of course, things don't go exactly as planned. First, Nurse Kylie notices that the geezer isn't in a coma when she's getting it on with Marc Wallice and the old guy can't resist groping her. Then she develops a conscience and quits to pursue her true love, even though he's poor. Cops Nick East and Tom Byron also think something's up and start investigating Woody.
Meanwhile, Woody has Celeste replace Kylie as the geezer's nurse. After Steffi the maid interrupts Celeste's strip show for the old guy in a 'coma', she tells Celeste that she already married the old guy, but is refusing him sex. Being the soft hearted person she is, Celeste solves that problem for her and even puts on the strap - on for Steffi. The plot pretty much ends here.
Next, we find the cops trying to strong - arm Kristina West. They give her a choice - either have sex with them, or go downtown to answer some questions on Woody's business. Not being born yesterday, Kristina tells them that she realizes they don't have squat on Woody and they can't force her to have sex with both of them. She'll have sex with them, but only because she wants to. She even wants to get DPed by them.
Randy West has also been hearing things about Woody's company. He realizes that he isn't old yet, but if he marries a pretty, young nurse now, he'll have somebody to take care of him when he is old. Luckily, Trinity Lane is willing to see if they're compatible and even put her ass on the line.
Finally, Woody and Celeste realize that the cops aren't going to give up. They decide to make money some other way, maybe even the old fashioned way of working for it. Woody isn't too keen on this idea, so Celeste does her best to help him get over it and under and behind her.
Unfortunately, 'Sexy Nurses 2' has the worst sound that I've heard in a long time. The picture quality is great, but the sound is extremely unbalanced and has a lot of background noises. Most of the problems seem to come form the original filming, as the picture is great but the sound is lousy. I could barely understand what little dialogue there was, and if there was music, you couldn't even hear the dialogue. Also, the extras are very lacking. The biography section does a great job of letting you know who all the women are, which is great since many were unfamiliar to me.
Raincoat Factor: High. There is probably only 10 minutes in the entire movie without sex.
Overall: 'Sexy Nurses 2' fits the stereotype everybody has before they watch a porno. It doesn't try to be serious, and there's some good laughs between and during the sex. If you're in the mood for a high sex - low plot porno, you could do a lot worse than this, especially if you enjoy the nurse theme. It's also one to pick up if you're a fan of Celeste. The video quality is surprisingly good. Although the DVD lacks extras, the main problem with the movie is the audio, but luckily there isn't a lot of dialogue to miss.
Themes: Couples, lesbian, toys, DPED, anal, rimming
Director: Fred J. Lincoln
Cast: Celeste, Kylie Ireland, Steffi, Kristina West, Trinity Lane, Marc Wallice, Woody Long, Randy West, Tom Byron, & Nick East
Extras: Bios of almost everybody in the movie, photo gallery, and trailers
Audio Quality: Poor. You can barely hear much of the dialogue and many of the scenes have a lot of background noise.
Video Quality: Very good. There are few signs of pixelation.
Music: Most of it is pretty average.
Initial Expectations: A brainless movie with good sex.
Initial Reaction: If there was any less plot, it'd be a compilation movie. At least the sex was really good.
Review: With both Celeste and Kylie Ireland in 'Sexy Nurses 2', I knew I had to watch it. Like most of Celeste's movies that I've seen, there isn't much plot, but the sex makes up for it. 'Sexy Nurses 2' revolves around Woody Long and his attempt to get money from rich guys who are close to dying. He sets them up with hot nurses that he figures they can't resist, gets them to marry the nurse, and then splits the inheritance between himself and the nurse.
Of course, things don't go exactly as planned. First, Nurse Kylie notices that the geezer isn't in a coma when she's getting it on with Marc Wallice and the old guy can't resist groping her. Then she develops a conscience and quits to pursue her true love, even though he's poor. Cops Nick East and Tom Byron also think something's up and start investigating Woody.
Meanwhile, Woody has Celeste replace Kylie as the geezer's nurse. After Steffi the maid interrupts Celeste's strip show for the old guy in a 'coma', she tells Celeste that she already married the old guy, but is refusing him sex. Being the soft hearted person she is, Celeste solves that problem for her and even puts on the strap - on for Steffi. The plot pretty much ends here.
Next, we find the cops trying to strong - arm Kristina West. They give her a choice - either have sex with them, or go downtown to answer some questions on Woody's business. Not being born yesterday, Kristina tells them that she realizes they don't have squat on Woody and they can't force her to have sex with both of them. She'll have sex with them, but only because she wants to. She even wants to get DPed by them.
Randy West has also been hearing things about Woody's company. He realizes that he isn't old yet, but if he marries a pretty, young nurse now, he'll have somebody to take care of him when he is old. Luckily, Trinity Lane is willing to see if they're compatible and even put her ass on the line.
Finally, Woody and Celeste realize that the cops aren't going to give up. They decide to make money some other way, maybe even the old fashioned way of working for it. Woody isn't too keen on this idea, so Celeste does her best to help him get over it and under and behind her.
Unfortunately, 'Sexy Nurses 2' has the worst sound that I've heard in a long time. The picture quality is great, but the sound is extremely unbalanced and has a lot of background noises. Most of the problems seem to come form the original filming, as the picture is great but the sound is lousy. I could barely understand what little dialogue there was, and if there was music, you couldn't even hear the dialogue. Also, the extras are very lacking. The biography section does a great job of letting you know who all the women are, which is great since many were unfamiliar to me.
Raincoat Factor: High. There is probably only 10 minutes in the entire movie without sex.
Overall: 'Sexy Nurses 2' fits the stereotype everybody has before they watch a porno. It doesn't try to be serious, and there's some good laughs between and during the sex. If you're in the mood for a high sex - low plot porno, you could do a lot worse than this, especially if you enjoy the nurse theme. It's also one to pick up if you're a fan of Celeste. The video quality is surprisingly good. Although the DVD lacks extras, the main problem with the movie is the audio, but luckily there isn't a lot of dialogue to miss.
Themes: Couples, lesbian, toys, DPED, anal, rimming
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