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Big Toys No Boys
Release date: 11/4/2004
Reviewed on: 5/24/2005 by RLD Fiend
Starring: Patricia, Victoria, Chelsea [I] (ambiguous), Romana, Evelin, Nikki Sun, Anita Queen, Jennifer Max, Sarah Twain, Sandra Sanchez, Lenka Gaborova, Katerina Covet, Adela Wimmerova
Studio: Devil's Film
Review brief: Big Toys No Boys Studio: Devil's Film Director: Tristan Seagal Year: 2004 Feature Time: 2:19:14 Extras: Trailers (0:07:09) Starring: Sarah Twain Samantha Linda Chelsea Patricia Angie Nikki Sun Sandra Sanchez Kirsty (Romana) Jennifer Max Natali Sarah Victoria Cindy Themes: Lesbian, European Devil's Film has been releasing a lot of stuff from Europe recently, mostly from the director Tristan Seagal, and also under a new label called White Ghetto Films (see my review for "Teen Pussy Patrol"). This one is another Euro-girl Lesbian romp featuring a lengthy cast and a promise of "Big Toys" and "No Boys" allowed. I'm only really familiar with the lovely Sarah Twain, who starred and directed in the aforementioned "Teen Pussy Patrol," so the majority of these girls I'll be seeing for the first time. Scene 1: Sarah + Victoria + Cindy Ah, the time-honored tradition of European porn starlets just using one name. And it's usually a common name, so you have no clue if some girl is Sarah #8 from Budapest or Sarah #14 from Munich.
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All About Anal 2 (LGI)
Release date: 3/8/2005
Reviewed on: 5/19/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Kyle Stone, Vanessa, Jasmine, Reno, Kat, Trent Tesoro, Brad Baldwin, Chanel Chavez, Seth Dickens, Kelly Wells
Studio: LGI
Directed by: Roy Karch
Review brief: All About Anal #2 is a disappointing effort from a director, Roy Karch, I usually admire. This flick employs girls best described as B Listers, and the guys spend the entire 105 minutes abusing them ad nauseum. Each scene starts with the girls teasing and diddling themselves with toys. The guys proceed to throat gag them, fuck them hard and rough, overusing the anal (no vaginal fucking), gaping, A2M, and facials that all women enjoy NOT!!! Im still waiting for an explanation as to why some people find continuous gaping and A2M erotic and sexy. To me, having the guy insert his cock into a girls butt, stroke 3-4 times, then pull out to show the crater hes created in her, then re-insert for a few strokes, then pull out to have the girl suck his cockwell, it just ruins the continuity of the action and destroys any heat. We have three brunettes (Kelly Wells, Vanessa, and Chanel Chavez), a blonde (Kat), and a redhead (Little Jasmin), and all the scenes are interchangeable. The action (or lack thereof) is the same in each scene.
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A Trixxx
Release date: 11/10/2004
Reviewed on: 5/18/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Review brief: A Trix runs 92 minutes which is about 70 minutes too long for this reviewer. Typically, any time I watch a flick with only four sex scenes, I would feel cheated. Here, I am relieved, as Im not sure I could take any further boring action. The girls are mostly average in looks (Holly Hollywood being the positive exception), the sex is boring, and the scenes cut away too fast (just as the girls are about to give their partners some loving PCH). Each scene opens with a short interview of the girl followed by a lengthy tease and masturbation segment. The girls probe themselves with toys, trying desperately to get our attention. Each scene includes some anal fucking and A2M and ends in a facial. The lineup includes Holly and Marc Davis; Sophia (a blonde) and Alex Sanders; pudgy blonde Daphne Rosen and Mark Wood; and brunette Honey (Kody Coxxx) with Lee Stone. Director Michael Adam does little to get any heat in the scenes. This is going through the motions sex. No condoms were utilized.
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Ass Crackin' 2
Release date: 8/31/2004
Reviewed on: 5/13/2005 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: Nikki Sinn, Christina, Dillion Day, Janny, George Uhl, Joe Monti, Claudia Rossi, Nikki Sun, Lucy Ann, Jesica
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Dillion Day
Review brief: Digital Sin has some of the hottest box cover out there. They also manage to fill their video with the finest women with the phattest figures. Sounds and lighting are also flawless in their titles, but for so damn reason the porn never lives up to the expectation. To me, this is just another example of why you cant just let talent run wild with a camera. Having a big dick doesnt mean you can shoot. Your ability to stay hard doesnt mean you can direct, and no matter how good you look, it doesnt make you a producer. The girl on the cover had me all worked up and the thought of seeing her take it in the black hole was enough for me to throw down my dollar. Im also falling fast for Claudia Rossi. Either way, this title had a few highs but a lot more lows. The camera work was poor and the title overall appeared to lack direction. The women all look good, but the action is painful to watch. This title had plenty of ass and anal, but it still wasnt enough to hold my attention. My vote is take a pass on this ass, its only for show.
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Devon & Daisy
Release date: 9/7/2004
Reviewed on: 5/13/2005 by astroknight
Studio: HomeSexTapes
Review brief: NOTE: This is an amateur video. Amateur and homemade movies dont have the budget nor the resources of studio porn, and therefore rarely get close to the same quality technically. Im rating this DVD on the same scale, but most homemade or amateur features would rarely make it above a 3 on the standard scale I use for studio porn for their technical aspects. The performers also arent normally the glamour stars one expects from studio porn, and instead use people who look like somebody you might encounter in your day to day life. Finally, the camera work has a different feel, as its often shot from a tripod or with somebody who doesnt have the technical training or experience of professional cameramen. That said, amateur and homemade features have a great charm to them, simple because the people in them are doing what theyre doing to have fun and because they enjoy it.
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I Touch Myself 2 (I'm So Busy)
Release date: 3/30/2005
Reviewed on: 5/12/2005 by J.R.
Starring: Amber, Jasmine, Charisma, Jassie, Janee, Shelli
Studio: I'm So Busy
Directed by: Spencer Benedict
Review brief: This is a fair DVD from I?m So Busy. What a name. It has five ladies with varying degrees of sexiness masturbating for the viewer at home. They are introduced by a decent looking, but thin young lady who tells us who they are. The scenes don?t last too long, so you will not get bored too soon. The girls try their best to be sexy, and are in their own special way, but the production values do leave something to be desired. Also, the disc itself has problems. It may just be my player, but other than the slowest FF setting, it would lock up if I tried to get to FF any faster. It doesn?t mean that anyone else will have the same problem, it just happened on my player. This is a rental. Check it out if you are a fan of female masturbation, but other than that, this could be something that you will view once.
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Firebush 2
Release date: 12/24/2004
Reviewed on: 5/11/2005 by RLD Fiend
Starring: Sean Michaels, Nadia Nice, Joey Ray, Michael Stefano, Kris Slater, Charlie Laine, Emily DaVinci, Isabella Soprano, Charlotte Lee, Katja Kassin
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Jewel De'Nyle
Review brief: Firebush 2 Studio: Platinum X Pictures Director: Jewel De'Nyle Year: 2005 Feature Time: 2:00:50 Extras: Behind the Scenes / Photo Shoot / Trailers (0:19:29) Starring: Emily DaVinci (Cover Girl) Charlie Lane Isabella Soprano Naudia Nyce Charlotte Lee Katja Kassin Themes: Redheads I've been interested in seeing one of the installments of the "Firebush" series from Jewel De'Nyle and Platinum X because I've always been a sucker for redheads. Unfortunately, most redhead-themed porn consists of a lot of girls who are obviously not natural redheads. The curtains do not match the carpet, if you get my drift. It's sad because there's not enough hot redheaded girls doing porn today, I suppose. This title has the delectable Emily DaVinci on the cover, though, so I'm ready to enjoy a little Firebush. One caveat that must be discussed when talking about Platinum X is the dreaded "chroma shift" problem. Many of their earlier discs suffered from a bad color problem, the chroma shift, where weird-looking halos appear around objects on the screen.
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Pleasures Of the Flesh 10
Release date: 3/17/2005
Reviewed on: 5/10/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Barbara, Laura Black, Frank Major, Dillion Day, George Uhl, Bobbi Eden, Mya Diamond, Arwen
Studio: Digital Sin
Review brief: Pleasures of the Flesh #10 is a typical Euro porno, with one enormous exception the girls are not the usual drop-dead gorgeous. The girls are decent to look at but lack the distinctive Euro beauty of body and face. These are B Listers, at best, not stunners. Aside from the girls, though, this is archetypal Euro action, with plenty of (some would say too much of) hard sex that includes a lot of stopping for P2M, A2M, orifice fingering, and gaping. This style of fucking (and I use the term loosely) is difficult to get excited about because the action stops every 5-6 strokes. The guys do their moaning routine ad nauseum. Blonde Bobbi Eden starts off with George Uhl, in a scene that I FFd through. It was long, boring, and ended with a money shot to her pussy. She cleaned him up with her mouth afterward. Blonde Arwen is next, and she gets abused by Dillon quite a bit. He even steps on her face while theyre in doggie position. She takes an open-mouth facial at the end. Hungarian-born brunette Mya Diamond looks Asian.
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12 Nasty Girls Masturbating
Release date: 1/15/2005
Reviewed on: 5/10/2005 by J.R.
Starring: Katie Gold, Venus, Lotus, Brittney Skye, Gen Padova, Roxy Jezel, Cytherea, Bianca Pureheart, Delilah Strong, Harmony Rose, Hillary Scott, Tiffany Holiday
Studio: Madness
Directed by: Steve Austin
Review brief: This could have been a great dvd, but for some odd reason, this disc was killed for me after the first 60 seconds. And why? Because every single scene is filmed in a close-up. Whoevers bright idea it was to film Cytherea after she squirts into the camera was really thinking that day, because the rest of the scene is marred by the juice that is still on the camera. Every scene is filmed like this, and it is a shame. This could have been great if the camera person had of filmed full-bodied shots instead of up close shots. Oh well.
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Jamie Loves Jeff
Release date: 9/26/2003
Reviewed on: 5/5/2005 by vodka tonic
Starring: Tom Byron, Jamie Summers, Jeff Stryker, Nikki Knights, Megan Leigh
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: Director : Paul ThomasCinematography : Michael CatesCast : Jamie Summers, Megan Leigh, Nikki Knights, Erica Boyer, Jeff Stryker, Tom Byron, Kim Alexis (non-sex)Running Time : 80 minsDVD Extras : Chapter selection, sex adsShort Story : Jamie & Jeff used to be the hottest couple in high school, until she dumped him for dorky lawyer Tom and Jeff ended up marrying Megan. 5 years later, at the High School Reunion, the former lovers fall in love all over again, while their respective spouses embark on a little grudge fun of their own.SCENE BREAKDOWN :1) MEGAN LEIGH & JEFF STRYKER [ /image ] -->Macho man Jeff takes a break from plumbing and beer-guzzling to sex up his wife in the kitchen. "Jeff, don't get so rough", says Megan. Come on, Megan, a little more conviction. Jeff Stryker playing macho is, how can I phrase this, a must-see. Dynamite. His hair never moves. Anyway, pretty vixen Megan eats his thick cock with gusto, then he pumps her on the kitchen stand, first in missionary, then in doggy.
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Start Me Up
Release date: 6/30/2004
Reviewed on: 4/30/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Cameron Cruise, Rita Faltoyano, Mia Panther, Lara Stevens
Studio: Erotic Media
Review brief: Start Me Up is a French production, which tells you about all you need to know. The French, after all, have given the world the Concorde and not much else. This DVD suffers from MTV video-type filming and editing, an obnoxious soundtrack, too much slo-mo, and overly-done special effects. Its an artsy film that tries too hard to resemble a Ninn Worx project and fails along the way. The girls are decent looking, with Rita Faltoyano leading the bevy of beauties. Mia Panther, Laura Stevens, and Cameron Cruise round out the pack. The sex, when visible through all the special effects, is uninspired. There is a definitive lack of heat between the performers. The male talent is not identified. The DVD extras include a Cumshot Loop, Website info, DVD credits, and a Photo Gallery.
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Swinging In the USA
Release date: 2/1/2005
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Luc Wylder, Jay, Layla Jade, Romeo, Holly Hollywood, Carmen Luvana, Anthony Hardwood, Trent Tesoro, Bonnie Heart, Renee Pornero, Kurt Lockwood, Mario Rossi, Gwenn, Richard Kline, Taylor Lee [I] (female), Mac Turner, Kelly Kline
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Luc Wylder
Review brief: Swinging in the USA will appeal to porn fans who like more than two naked people on their TV at a time. It helps if you also like unattractive naked people. Aside from cute-as-ever Kelly Kline, the rest of the cast in this Luc Wylder production is strictly from the B List. That may seem a bit harsh when referring to Carmen Luvana and Holly Hollywood, who still are semi-appealing, but I just have seen too much of them to find them anything more than mildly attractive. The plot (as such) revolves around Gwenn, an unknown who won some Atlanta competition known as the Miss Swingers Date Club USA. She and her partner, Jay, come to L.A. to get it on with some real pros. What follows in some decent sex action interrupted by countless interviews. Theres lots of talking in this one. With crew members and voyeurs scattered throughout the set as the action takes place, there is little heat in the sex. Youll also probably view more of L.A.s skyline than youd care to see. All these problems could probably be overcome if the main star was the least bit appealing.
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Bobbi Bliss Gets Hosed
Release date: 11/28/2000
Reviewed on: 4/21/2005 by MisterNoGood
Starring: Brandon Iron, John Strong, Bobbi Bliss, John Walton, Andrew Youngman, Julian St. Jox, Frank Gun, Santino Lee, Guy DiSilva, Cheyne Collins, Mark Wood
Studio: Wildlife
Directed by: Ray Anderson
Review brief: This is an oral gangbang movie with the awesome cocksucker Bobbi Bliss. The movie starts out with a guy in a suit and sunglass leading the blindfolded Bobbi Bliss into a room and seated on a chair. Soon she is surrounded by nine naked guys, and she reaches out to the closest guys to slowly rub their dicks. While still blindfolded, she slowly sucks and deepthroats the guys and gets lightly face fucked a few times. Unfortunatly most of this part is really poorly shot as often the camera is behind the guys standing in front of her, and often they use an overhead camera far above the action which is black and white. They also used alot of special effects that makes the screen grainy and with different colors. To make it even worse is that Bobbi's pretty face is covered up with the blindfold. After 26 minutes of this, things get better as the blindfold is removed and basicly the scene starts all over again. Bobbi gets to her knees and softly sucks and deepthroats a guy, and then crawls over to the next guy to do some more deepthroat.
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Teen Anal P.O.V.
Release date: 4/9/2005
Reviewed on: 4/21/2005 by pornopunk
Starring: Kat, Allie Sin, Tina Fine, Paige Turner
Studio: Badass Pictures
Directed by: Skeeter Kerkove
Review brief: Teen Anal P.O.V. has a great cast of cute, young all natural babes so I decided to check it out. I put P.O.V. films into two catergories. Type one is complete fantasy. The stunt cock never says a word and the girls focus is totally on the viewers. Then theres type two were the guy fucks the girl while holding the camera. In these types, the stunt cock usually talks during the entire scene and the girl is interacting with him, instead of the viewer, and we just get to watch. I prefer type one. I rate each scene on a scale of 1 to 10. Ten is a perfect score. Scene One (Paige Turner) We start off with Paige leaving her house for school. Theres some interesting footage of her walking around, eating lunch, and going to class in what looks like a real college campus. Next shes dressed in a cheerleaders outfit standing alone in the parking lot. Paige talks to the camera guy and he gives her a ride home. One thing leads to another and sex soon follows. Paige sucks and licks his cock in her cheerleader outfit.
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Transsexual Gang Bangers 11
Release date: 4/4/2005
Reviewed on: 4/20/2005 by J.R.
Starring: Erica, Jazmin, Bom Bom, Ayelen, Erica Shep, Augustina, Bellen
Studio: Devil's Film
Review brief: This will be one paragraph, because this is the most disappointing out of all the volumes Ive seen. An unattractive girl has sex with three she males, but it only seems like one can keep it up. They end up popping on various parts of her body. The second scene has a guy who looks like the pron version of Paul Stanley from Kiss taking it from three more she males. This is more spirited, but not being into seeing guys getting fucked, it still was a turn-off for me. They also dump their loads on various parts of his body. They could have done so much better, instead the extra fuck on the disc, From Transsexual Prostitutes, is better than both these scenes.
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Crack Addict
Release date: 8/11/2004
Reviewed on: 4/15/2005 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: Mark Davis, Kaylynn, Mark Wood, Sara Blue, Audrey Hollander, Angel Dark, Csoky Ice, Benjamin Brat, Katja Kassin
Studio: 3rd Degree
Directed by: Chris Streams
Review brief: Movie Title Running Time: 120 min. Production Date: September 2004 The Pocketcomb Premise 3rd Degree appears to be on track for a record year. They continue to drop new releases and book top talent. They also manage to light a set like a top shelf studio and I appreciate that effort. If I had to give them one piece of advice, it would be to work on the heat factor. I tend to leave their works unsatisfied. Angel Dark Anytime you have to ask Are her breast real?, you are looking at some majestic mamories. The best part about Angel is the fact that she is so much more than flawless breast. She has an ass that demands your full attention and a face that should be on a Victorias Secret Catalog. I doubt that I have ever seen Angel look better in her career. Im speechless from her beauty. The issue in this scene comes in porr camera work and even worse angles capturing the scene.
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Private Bukkake 1: Mon Amour
Release date: 2/22/2005
Reviewed on: 4/15/2005 by Linus
Starring: Zenza Raggi, Michelle, Patricia, Carol, Michela, Angelina Sweet, Bob Terminator, Andy Brown, Sarah Dark, Jeny, Vanessa Hill, Jay Lassiter, Nico Blade, Carol Weiss, Johnny Steel, Lucy Anne, Michaela Sabatini, Pralinka
Studio: Private
Review brief: Bukkake Mon Amour 1 - Initial Thoughts I've liked Private's work for quite a few years, they have kind of had periods where they were strong and then some patches where they rebuilt things, but mostly they have been a consistently good studio. That said, I was rather looking forward to Private's take on Bukkake (a fancy word for a shitload of guys shooting baby batter on a pretty girls face), I'm a huge fan of the genre, and Private has always kind of immortalized the facial, so I had high hopes. After seeing it though, I am left wondering what the hell Private was thinking. I mean the basic premise is solid, but there is just poor execution in this one time and time again, they do more playing around with crappy music than they do goo shooting, Well not really but it seems like it. I guess my problem with this one mostly comes down to one big issue, "it's not real Bukkake".
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Eager Beaver (Beaver Ranch)
Release date: 11/23/2004
Reviewed on: 4/14/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Jenny Sanders, Victoria Swinger, Gina Pearl, Melani
Studio: Beaver Ranch
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 104 min. Production Date: 5 / 24 / 2004 (cover) 6 / 15 / 17 / 2004 (DVD) Director: None credited Cast: Jenny Sanders, Melani, Victoria Swinger, Gina Pearl, and a few guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: Beaver Ranch appears to be a very new studio. Im going in with an open mind and the hope of finding another small studio with lots to offer. Initial Reaction: Eh. Who Should Watch It : Anybody whos looking for something to do other than watching paint dry. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody with decent porn around The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave plenty to be desired. The audio isnt balanced that well and the level changes from scene to scene. Theres also a few background noises. The video isnt much better. Its lit pretty well, but theres a pixelated and muddy feel to the video that made me think of a second or third generation VHS copy. Theres even a bit of digital breakdown or remnants.
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Stuff My Ass Full Of Cum 2
Release date: 3/2/2005
Reviewed on: 4/12/2005 by DreamWeaver
Starring: Pamela, Nikki Montana, Cindy Lords, Kyana, Kitty Sixx
Studio: Devil's Film
Review brief: DreamWeaver Reviews Adult DVD Talk Movie Review: Devil's Film Stuff My Ass Full Of Cum 2 Scene Summary Scene One Tease Toys Oral Vag Anal DP Double Vag Double Anal Condoms IR Facial Swallow Cream Pie Cindy Lords X X X X X Scene Type: boy/girl (all sex) Scene Rating: 2.25 out of 5 Comments: Cindy Lords (bottom left, back box cover) is an attractive brunette with a slim body. Following some brief tease footage, our stud enters and there's nearly 15 min of vag sex before they get to the ass stuffing in the spooning, cowgirl and doggy position ending with an internal pop. A mediocre scene between two euro performers. Scene Two Tease Toys Oral Vag Anal DP Double Vag Double Anal Condoms IR Facial Swallow Cream Pie Pamela X X X X X Scene Type: boy/girl (all sex) Scene Rating: 2.25 out of 5 Comments: Canadian covergirl Pamela plays with herself in a bright living room setting before pairing up with another french canadian with a crooked dick. The oral sex is nice, but again, too much vag sex for an anal theme title before the bac
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If It Ain't Black Take It Back 2
Release date: 9/28/2004
Reviewed on: 4/11/2005 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: Byron Long, Devlin Weed, Bridgette Kerkove, Sledge Hammer, Sharon Wild, Olivia Saint, Bishop, Katrina Kraven, J. Monty, Boz, Nicki Hunter
Studio: FusXion
Directed by: Bridgette Kerkove
Review brief: I took my usual 1-1/2 pages of notes on this title, and by the end I felt like this title wasnt worth the time it was going to take to write a review. This is not my 1st Fusxion review, but most likely will be my last. I remember reading that Pat Myne screwed somebody, or somebody screwed him. Im not sure, but the end result appeared to be that Pat and Fusxion are both fucked. Sharon Wild is a thin girl with much ass, but I dont think shes cut out for porn. Even though we all work for money, this appears to be all about the dollar for her and it shows in her work. The Katrina Kraven scene was average at best, but I will say that Katrina had a really feminine look for a change. Nikki Hunter is not what Id call attractive, but she did put on a solid show. Nasty goes a long way in this business. Olivia Saint I never understood the buzz around this girl. He body was always too soft for my taste, and even though Im an anal hound, you need to do more than give up the ass to be on my starting team.
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Private Classics: Private Stories 12
Release date: 8/9/2004
Reviewed on: 4/6/2005 by Comet Man
Starring: Alex Sanders, Zenza Raggi, Eva Falk, Mike Foster, Jay Ashley, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Kristina Schwartz, Beata, Katalina, Davia Linn
Studio: Private
Review brief: Private Stories 12 is part of Private's compilation series. They try to take scenes from some of their movies and make them into short stories. Private has switched over to nice half-width jewel cases that take only half the width of standard jewel cases; every company should do this so we don't have to put DVDs in something else to save space. Katalina (scene 1) Slightly chubby short haired blond w/ small tattoo above left buttcheek has picnic in the outdoors w/ a guy. Of course, one thing leads to another and they started having sex. Two guys notice them doing this and come over to help. She gets DP'd and they come on her face. Beata (scene 2) Cover girl (brunette w/ really nice body, but only so-so face) on the DVD starts showering. Calls for room service because she has no towels and gets it from the bellboy.
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Big Wet Tits 2 (Elegant Angel)
Release date: 2/4/2005
Reviewed on: 4/6/2005 by MLyons
Starring: Dark Angel, Laura Lion, Daria Glower, Veronika Vanoza, Angel Dark, Veronica Da Souza, J.J.
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: [ /image ] --> Big Wet Tits #2 Mike Lyons Reviews Director Thomas Zupko Cast Daria Glover, Laura Lion, Angel Dark, Veronica Vanoza, Veronica Da Souza, J.J. Genre All Sex Condoms None Running Time of Main Feature 1 Hr. 54 Mins. Female Orgasms None THOSE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT Those who like breast-centric movies with some pretty high energy sex in a no-nonsense, somewhat drab, all-sex environment. THOSE WHO SHOULD STEER CLEAR Those looking for much in the way of good chemistry or sexual interaction. REVIEWER'S DISCLAIMER REGARDING ELEGANT ANGEL: Over the period of December 5th through December 8th, 2002, Mrs. MLyons (my wife), Speelie (another ADT reviewer) and I were the guests of Patrick Collins and Elegant Angel. We spent time visiting their facilities and giving them feedback from the consumer's point of view about their adult video content--especially as it related to their DVDs. This was a singular opportunity
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Virtual Sex with Chloe Jones
Release date: 11/26/2001
Reviewed on: 4/6/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Chloe Jones
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Joone
Review brief: The Little Details Production Date: 8 / 15 / 2001 Director: Joone Cast: Chloe Jones and you The Short Story Initial Expectations: This has been an okay series. Im expecting a nicely done but very limited virtual sex DVD. Initial Reaction: Its very forgettable. Who Should Watch It : Extreme Chloe Jones fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a virtual sex DVD that doesnt feel phoned in. The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear, nicely balanced, and free of background noises. The video is nicely done and well lit. Theres a little pixelation during the tease and story, but thats it for video problems. Music: Theres a little music during the tease and stories, but thats it. Menus: The menus have kept with the usual format for this series. The main menu features Chloe standing and waiting while you make your choice on the menu below to start with.
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Skylar Knight Exposed
Release date: 7/6/2004
Reviewed on: 4/5/2005 by dandaman
Starring: Sabrina Johnson, Kali, Skylar Knight
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: Skylar Knight Exposed Studio: New Machine Category: Compilation Starring: Sabrina Johnson, Kali, Skylar Knight What I Liked Skylar Knight was to the porn industry, like one of those comets that cross the firmament and let the memories, for us to share with future generations. She is pair with Ed power in the first scene from DD41 and Randy West from UP and cummers 79 and 80, the sex is pretty much old fashion way, when no anal was mandatory to any scene. There's two more scenes one with two girls, and one more with another (Sabrina Johnson). Scene 1- from DD41 She give an slow BJ, she mount CG she rides slowly, but this way you can see her pretty face, she turns around for an RCG, in her expressive face you can read, how easy she goes, she went doggie, then missionary where she pulls a leg up, he cums in her tummy. Scene 2- from U+C 79 This is kind of two scenes or bad editing here.
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Virtual Sex with Jill Kelly
Release date: 8/23/2000
Reviewed on: 4/5/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Jill Kelly
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Joone
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: approx. 80 min. including all angles and moods Production Date: 11 / 28 / 1999 Director: Joone Cast: Jill Kelly and you The Short Story Initial Expectations: This has been a pretty highly thought of virtual sex series. Im going in with fairly decent expectations. Initial Reaction: Its pretty decent, but definitely has the limitations of early virtual sex releases. Who Should Watch It : Fans of virtual sex and Jill Kelly Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting advanced virtual sex (this ones a bit old and not nearly advanced as many recent releases) or nastier virtual sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear, nicely balanced, and free of background noises. The video is nicely done and well lit. Theres a hint of pixelation, but thats it for video problems. Music: Theres a little music during the tease and stories, but thats it.
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Release date: 11/4/2004
Reviewed on: 5/24/2005 by RLD Fiend
Starring: Patricia, Victoria, Chelsea [I] (ambiguous), Romana, Evelin, Nikki Sun, Anita Queen, Jennifer Max, Sarah Twain, Sandra Sanchez, Lenka Gaborova, Katerina Covet, Adela Wimmerova
Studio: Devil's Film
Review brief: Big Toys No Boys Studio: Devil's Film Director: Tristan Seagal Year: 2004 Feature Time: 2:19:14 Extras: Trailers (0:07:09) Starring: Sarah Twain Samantha Linda Chelsea Patricia Angie Nikki Sun Sandra Sanchez Kirsty (Romana) Jennifer Max Natali Sarah Victoria Cindy Themes: Lesbian, European Devil's Film has been releasing a lot of stuff from Europe recently, mostly from the director Tristan Seagal, and also under a new label called White Ghetto Films (see my review for "Teen Pussy Patrol"). This one is another Euro-girl Lesbian romp featuring a lengthy cast and a promise of "Big Toys" and "No Boys" allowed. I'm only really familiar with the lovely Sarah Twain, who starred and directed in the aforementioned "Teen Pussy Patrol," so the majority of these girls I'll be seeing for the first time. Scene 1: Sarah + Victoria + Cindy Ah, the time-honored tradition of European porn starlets just using one name. And it's usually a common name, so you have no clue if some girl is Sarah #8 from Budapest or Sarah #14 from Munich.
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Release date: 3/8/2005
Reviewed on: 5/19/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Kyle Stone, Vanessa, Jasmine, Reno, Kat, Trent Tesoro, Brad Baldwin, Chanel Chavez, Seth Dickens, Kelly Wells
Studio: LGI
Directed by: Roy Karch
Review brief: All About Anal #2 is a disappointing effort from a director, Roy Karch, I usually admire. This flick employs girls best described as B Listers, and the guys spend the entire 105 minutes abusing them ad nauseum. Each scene starts with the girls teasing and diddling themselves with toys. The guys proceed to throat gag them, fuck them hard and rough, overusing the anal (no vaginal fucking), gaping, A2M, and facials that all women enjoy NOT!!! Im still waiting for an explanation as to why some people find continuous gaping and A2M erotic and sexy. To me, having the guy insert his cock into a girls butt, stroke 3-4 times, then pull out to show the crater hes created in her, then re-insert for a few strokes, then pull out to have the girl suck his cockwell, it just ruins the continuity of the action and destroys any heat. We have three brunettes (Kelly Wells, Vanessa, and Chanel Chavez), a blonde (Kat), and a redhead (Little Jasmin), and all the scenes are interchangeable. The action (or lack thereof) is the same in each scene.
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Release date: 11/10/2004
Reviewed on: 5/18/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Review brief: A Trix runs 92 minutes which is about 70 minutes too long for this reviewer. Typically, any time I watch a flick with only four sex scenes, I would feel cheated. Here, I am relieved, as Im not sure I could take any further boring action. The girls are mostly average in looks (Holly Hollywood being the positive exception), the sex is boring, and the scenes cut away too fast (just as the girls are about to give their partners some loving PCH). Each scene opens with a short interview of the girl followed by a lengthy tease and masturbation segment. The girls probe themselves with toys, trying desperately to get our attention. Each scene includes some anal fucking and A2M and ends in a facial. The lineup includes Holly and Marc Davis; Sophia (a blonde) and Alex Sanders; pudgy blonde Daphne Rosen and Mark Wood; and brunette Honey (Kody Coxxx) with Lee Stone. Director Michael Adam does little to get any heat in the scenes. This is going through the motions sex. No condoms were utilized.
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Release date: 8/31/2004
Reviewed on: 5/13/2005 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: Nikki Sinn, Christina, Dillion Day, Janny, George Uhl, Joe Monti, Claudia Rossi, Nikki Sun, Lucy Ann, Jesica
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Dillion Day
Review brief: Digital Sin has some of the hottest box cover out there. They also manage to fill their video with the finest women with the phattest figures. Sounds and lighting are also flawless in their titles, but for so damn reason the porn never lives up to the expectation. To me, this is just another example of why you cant just let talent run wild with a camera. Having a big dick doesnt mean you can shoot. Your ability to stay hard doesnt mean you can direct, and no matter how good you look, it doesnt make you a producer. The girl on the cover had me all worked up and the thought of seeing her take it in the black hole was enough for me to throw down my dollar. Im also falling fast for Claudia Rossi. Either way, this title had a few highs but a lot more lows. The camera work was poor and the title overall appeared to lack direction. The women all look good, but the action is painful to watch. This title had plenty of ass and anal, but it still wasnt enough to hold my attention. My vote is take a pass on this ass, its only for show.
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Release date: 9/7/2004
Reviewed on: 5/13/2005 by astroknight
Studio: HomeSexTapes
Review brief: NOTE: This is an amateur video. Amateur and homemade movies dont have the budget nor the resources of studio porn, and therefore rarely get close to the same quality technically. Im rating this DVD on the same scale, but most homemade or amateur features would rarely make it above a 3 on the standard scale I use for studio porn for their technical aspects. The performers also arent normally the glamour stars one expects from studio porn, and instead use people who look like somebody you might encounter in your day to day life. Finally, the camera work has a different feel, as its often shot from a tripod or with somebody who doesnt have the technical training or experience of professional cameramen. That said, amateur and homemade features have a great charm to them, simple because the people in them are doing what theyre doing to have fun and because they enjoy it.
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Release date: 3/30/2005
Reviewed on: 5/12/2005 by J.R.
Starring: Amber, Jasmine, Charisma, Jassie, Janee, Shelli
Studio: I'm So Busy
Directed by: Spencer Benedict
Review brief: This is a fair DVD from I?m So Busy. What a name. It has five ladies with varying degrees of sexiness masturbating for the viewer at home. They are introduced by a decent looking, but thin young lady who tells us who they are. The scenes don?t last too long, so you will not get bored too soon. The girls try their best to be sexy, and are in their own special way, but the production values do leave something to be desired. Also, the disc itself has problems. It may just be my player, but other than the slowest FF setting, it would lock up if I tried to get to FF any faster. It doesn?t mean that anyone else will have the same problem, it just happened on my player. This is a rental. Check it out if you are a fan of female masturbation, but other than that, this could be something that you will view once.
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Release date: 12/24/2004
Reviewed on: 5/11/2005 by RLD Fiend
Starring: Sean Michaels, Nadia Nice, Joey Ray, Michael Stefano, Kris Slater, Charlie Laine, Emily DaVinci, Isabella Soprano, Charlotte Lee, Katja Kassin
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Jewel De'Nyle
Review brief: Firebush 2 Studio: Platinum X Pictures Director: Jewel De'Nyle Year: 2005 Feature Time: 2:00:50 Extras: Behind the Scenes / Photo Shoot / Trailers (0:19:29) Starring: Emily DaVinci (Cover Girl) Charlie Lane Isabella Soprano Naudia Nyce Charlotte Lee Katja Kassin Themes: Redheads I've been interested in seeing one of the installments of the "Firebush" series from Jewel De'Nyle and Platinum X because I've always been a sucker for redheads. Unfortunately, most redhead-themed porn consists of a lot of girls who are obviously not natural redheads. The curtains do not match the carpet, if you get my drift. It's sad because there's not enough hot redheaded girls doing porn today, I suppose. This title has the delectable Emily DaVinci on the cover, though, so I'm ready to enjoy a little Firebush. One caveat that must be discussed when talking about Platinum X is the dreaded "chroma shift" problem. Many of their earlier discs suffered from a bad color problem, the chroma shift, where weird-looking halos appear around objects on the screen.
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Release date: 3/17/2005
Reviewed on: 5/10/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Barbara, Laura Black, Frank Major, Dillion Day, George Uhl, Bobbi Eden, Mya Diamond, Arwen
Studio: Digital Sin
Review brief: Pleasures of the Flesh #10 is a typical Euro porno, with one enormous exception the girls are not the usual drop-dead gorgeous. The girls are decent to look at but lack the distinctive Euro beauty of body and face. These are B Listers, at best, not stunners. Aside from the girls, though, this is archetypal Euro action, with plenty of (some would say too much of) hard sex that includes a lot of stopping for P2M, A2M, orifice fingering, and gaping. This style of fucking (and I use the term loosely) is difficult to get excited about because the action stops every 5-6 strokes. The guys do their moaning routine ad nauseum. Blonde Bobbi Eden starts off with George Uhl, in a scene that I FFd through. It was long, boring, and ended with a money shot to her pussy. She cleaned him up with her mouth afterward. Blonde Arwen is next, and she gets abused by Dillon quite a bit. He even steps on her face while theyre in doggie position. She takes an open-mouth facial at the end. Hungarian-born brunette Mya Diamond looks Asian.
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Release date: 1/15/2005
Reviewed on: 5/10/2005 by J.R.
Starring: Katie Gold, Venus, Lotus, Brittney Skye, Gen Padova, Roxy Jezel, Cytherea, Bianca Pureheart, Delilah Strong, Harmony Rose, Hillary Scott, Tiffany Holiday
Studio: Madness
Directed by: Steve Austin
Review brief: This could have been a great dvd, but for some odd reason, this disc was killed for me after the first 60 seconds. And why? Because every single scene is filmed in a close-up. Whoevers bright idea it was to film Cytherea after she squirts into the camera was really thinking that day, because the rest of the scene is marred by the juice that is still on the camera. Every scene is filmed like this, and it is a shame. This could have been great if the camera person had of filmed full-bodied shots instead of up close shots. Oh well.
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Release date: 9/26/2003
Reviewed on: 5/5/2005 by vodka tonic
Starring: Tom Byron, Jamie Summers, Jeff Stryker, Nikki Knights, Megan Leigh
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: Director : Paul ThomasCinematography : Michael CatesCast : Jamie Summers, Megan Leigh, Nikki Knights, Erica Boyer, Jeff Stryker, Tom Byron, Kim Alexis (non-sex)Running Time : 80 minsDVD Extras : Chapter selection, sex adsShort Story : Jamie & Jeff used to be the hottest couple in high school, until she dumped him for dorky lawyer Tom and Jeff ended up marrying Megan. 5 years later, at the High School Reunion, the former lovers fall in love all over again, while their respective spouses embark on a little grudge fun of their own.SCENE BREAKDOWN :1) MEGAN LEIGH & JEFF STRYKER [ /image ] -->Macho man Jeff takes a break from plumbing and beer-guzzling to sex up his wife in the kitchen. "Jeff, don't get so rough", says Megan. Come on, Megan, a little more conviction. Jeff Stryker playing macho is, how can I phrase this, a must-see. Dynamite. His hair never moves. Anyway, pretty vixen Megan eats his thick cock with gusto, then he pumps her on the kitchen stand, first in missionary, then in doggy.
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Release date: 6/30/2004
Reviewed on: 4/30/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Cameron Cruise, Rita Faltoyano, Mia Panther, Lara Stevens
Studio: Erotic Media
Review brief: Start Me Up is a French production, which tells you about all you need to know. The French, after all, have given the world the Concorde and not much else. This DVD suffers from MTV video-type filming and editing, an obnoxious soundtrack, too much slo-mo, and overly-done special effects. Its an artsy film that tries too hard to resemble a Ninn Worx project and fails along the way. The girls are decent looking, with Rita Faltoyano leading the bevy of beauties. Mia Panther, Laura Stevens, and Cameron Cruise round out the pack. The sex, when visible through all the special effects, is uninspired. There is a definitive lack of heat between the performers. The male talent is not identified. The DVD extras include a Cumshot Loop, Website info, DVD credits, and a Photo Gallery.
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Release date: 2/1/2005
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Luc Wylder, Jay, Layla Jade, Romeo, Holly Hollywood, Carmen Luvana, Anthony Hardwood, Trent Tesoro, Bonnie Heart, Renee Pornero, Kurt Lockwood, Mario Rossi, Gwenn, Richard Kline, Taylor Lee [I] (female), Mac Turner, Kelly Kline
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Luc Wylder
Review brief: Swinging in the USA will appeal to porn fans who like more than two naked people on their TV at a time. It helps if you also like unattractive naked people. Aside from cute-as-ever Kelly Kline, the rest of the cast in this Luc Wylder production is strictly from the B List. That may seem a bit harsh when referring to Carmen Luvana and Holly Hollywood, who still are semi-appealing, but I just have seen too much of them to find them anything more than mildly attractive. The plot (as such) revolves around Gwenn, an unknown who won some Atlanta competition known as the Miss Swingers Date Club USA. She and her partner, Jay, come to L.A. to get it on with some real pros. What follows in some decent sex action interrupted by countless interviews. Theres lots of talking in this one. With crew members and voyeurs scattered throughout the set as the action takes place, there is little heat in the sex. Youll also probably view more of L.A.s skyline than youd care to see. All these problems could probably be overcome if the main star was the least bit appealing.
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Release date: 11/28/2000
Reviewed on: 4/21/2005 by MisterNoGood
Starring: Brandon Iron, John Strong, Bobbi Bliss, John Walton, Andrew Youngman, Julian St. Jox, Frank Gun, Santino Lee, Guy DiSilva, Cheyne Collins, Mark Wood
Studio: Wildlife
Directed by: Ray Anderson
Review brief: This is an oral gangbang movie with the awesome cocksucker Bobbi Bliss. The movie starts out with a guy in a suit and sunglass leading the blindfolded Bobbi Bliss into a room and seated on a chair. Soon she is surrounded by nine naked guys, and she reaches out to the closest guys to slowly rub their dicks. While still blindfolded, she slowly sucks and deepthroats the guys and gets lightly face fucked a few times. Unfortunatly most of this part is really poorly shot as often the camera is behind the guys standing in front of her, and often they use an overhead camera far above the action which is black and white. They also used alot of special effects that makes the screen grainy and with different colors. To make it even worse is that Bobbi's pretty face is covered up with the blindfold. After 26 minutes of this, things get better as the blindfold is removed and basicly the scene starts all over again. Bobbi gets to her knees and softly sucks and deepthroats a guy, and then crawls over to the next guy to do some more deepthroat.
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Release date: 4/9/2005
Reviewed on: 4/21/2005 by pornopunk
Starring: Kat, Allie Sin, Tina Fine, Paige Turner
Studio: Badass Pictures
Directed by: Skeeter Kerkove
Review brief: Teen Anal P.O.V. has a great cast of cute, young all natural babes so I decided to check it out. I put P.O.V. films into two catergories. Type one is complete fantasy. The stunt cock never says a word and the girls focus is totally on the viewers. Then theres type two were the guy fucks the girl while holding the camera. In these types, the stunt cock usually talks during the entire scene and the girl is interacting with him, instead of the viewer, and we just get to watch. I prefer type one. I rate each scene on a scale of 1 to 10. Ten is a perfect score. Scene One (Paige Turner) We start off with Paige leaving her house for school. Theres some interesting footage of her walking around, eating lunch, and going to class in what looks like a real college campus. Next shes dressed in a cheerleaders outfit standing alone in the parking lot. Paige talks to the camera guy and he gives her a ride home. One thing leads to another and sex soon follows. Paige sucks and licks his cock in her cheerleader outfit.
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Release date: 4/4/2005
Reviewed on: 4/20/2005 by J.R.
Starring: Erica, Jazmin, Bom Bom, Ayelen, Erica Shep, Augustina, Bellen
Studio: Devil's Film
Review brief: This will be one paragraph, because this is the most disappointing out of all the volumes Ive seen. An unattractive girl has sex with three she males, but it only seems like one can keep it up. They end up popping on various parts of her body. The second scene has a guy who looks like the pron version of Paul Stanley from Kiss taking it from three more she males. This is more spirited, but not being into seeing guys getting fucked, it still was a turn-off for me. They also dump their loads on various parts of his body. They could have done so much better, instead the extra fuck on the disc, From Transsexual Prostitutes, is better than both these scenes.
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Release date: 8/11/2004
Reviewed on: 4/15/2005 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: Mark Davis, Kaylynn, Mark Wood, Sara Blue, Audrey Hollander, Angel Dark, Csoky Ice, Benjamin Brat, Katja Kassin
Studio: 3rd Degree
Directed by: Chris Streams
Review brief: Movie Title Running Time: 120 min. Production Date: September 2004 The Pocketcomb Premise 3rd Degree appears to be on track for a record year. They continue to drop new releases and book top talent. They also manage to light a set like a top shelf studio and I appreciate that effort. If I had to give them one piece of advice, it would be to work on the heat factor. I tend to leave their works unsatisfied. Angel Dark Anytime you have to ask Are her breast real?, you are looking at some majestic mamories. The best part about Angel is the fact that she is so much more than flawless breast. She has an ass that demands your full attention and a face that should be on a Victorias Secret Catalog. I doubt that I have ever seen Angel look better in her career. Im speechless from her beauty. The issue in this scene comes in porr camera work and even worse angles capturing the scene.
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Release date: 2/22/2005
Reviewed on: 4/15/2005 by Linus
Starring: Zenza Raggi, Michelle, Patricia, Carol, Michela, Angelina Sweet, Bob Terminator, Andy Brown, Sarah Dark, Jeny, Vanessa Hill, Jay Lassiter, Nico Blade, Carol Weiss, Johnny Steel, Lucy Anne, Michaela Sabatini, Pralinka
Studio: Private
Review brief: Bukkake Mon Amour 1 - Initial Thoughts I've liked Private's work for quite a few years, they have kind of had periods where they were strong and then some patches where they rebuilt things, but mostly they have been a consistently good studio. That said, I was rather looking forward to Private's take on Bukkake (a fancy word for a shitload of guys shooting baby batter on a pretty girls face), I'm a huge fan of the genre, and Private has always kind of immortalized the facial, so I had high hopes. After seeing it though, I am left wondering what the hell Private was thinking. I mean the basic premise is solid, but there is just poor execution in this one time and time again, they do more playing around with crappy music than they do goo shooting, Well not really but it seems like it. I guess my problem with this one mostly comes down to one big issue, "it's not real Bukkake".
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Release date: 11/23/2004
Reviewed on: 4/14/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Jenny Sanders, Victoria Swinger, Gina Pearl, Melani
Studio: Beaver Ranch
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 104 min. Production Date: 5 / 24 / 2004 (cover) 6 / 15 / 17 / 2004 (DVD) Director: None credited Cast: Jenny Sanders, Melani, Victoria Swinger, Gina Pearl, and a few guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: Beaver Ranch appears to be a very new studio. Im going in with an open mind and the hope of finding another small studio with lots to offer. Initial Reaction: Eh. Who Should Watch It : Anybody whos looking for something to do other than watching paint dry. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody with decent porn around The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave plenty to be desired. The audio isnt balanced that well and the level changes from scene to scene. Theres also a few background noises. The video isnt much better. Its lit pretty well, but theres a pixelated and muddy feel to the video that made me think of a second or third generation VHS copy. Theres even a bit of digital breakdown or remnants.
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Release date: 3/2/2005
Reviewed on: 4/12/2005 by DreamWeaver
Starring: Pamela, Nikki Montana, Cindy Lords, Kyana, Kitty Sixx
Studio: Devil's Film
Review brief: DreamWeaver Reviews Adult DVD Talk Movie Review: Devil's Film Stuff My Ass Full Of Cum 2 Scene Summary Scene One Tease Toys Oral Vag Anal DP Double Vag Double Anal Condoms IR Facial Swallow Cream Pie Cindy Lords X X X X X Scene Type: boy/girl (all sex) Scene Rating: 2.25 out of 5 Comments: Cindy Lords (bottom left, back box cover) is an attractive brunette with a slim body. Following some brief tease footage, our stud enters and there's nearly 15 min of vag sex before they get to the ass stuffing in the spooning, cowgirl and doggy position ending with an internal pop. A mediocre scene between two euro performers. Scene Two Tease Toys Oral Vag Anal DP Double Vag Double Anal Condoms IR Facial Swallow Cream Pie Pamela X X X X X Scene Type: boy/girl (all sex) Scene Rating: 2.25 out of 5 Comments: Canadian covergirl Pamela plays with herself in a bright living room setting before pairing up with another french canadian with a crooked dick. The oral sex is nice, but again, too much vag sex for an anal theme title before the bac
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Release date: 9/28/2004
Reviewed on: 4/11/2005 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: Byron Long, Devlin Weed, Bridgette Kerkove, Sledge Hammer, Sharon Wild, Olivia Saint, Bishop, Katrina Kraven, J. Monty, Boz, Nicki Hunter
Studio: FusXion
Directed by: Bridgette Kerkove
Review brief: I took my usual 1-1/2 pages of notes on this title, and by the end I felt like this title wasnt worth the time it was going to take to write a review. This is not my 1st Fusxion review, but most likely will be my last. I remember reading that Pat Myne screwed somebody, or somebody screwed him. Im not sure, but the end result appeared to be that Pat and Fusxion are both fucked. Sharon Wild is a thin girl with much ass, but I dont think shes cut out for porn. Even though we all work for money, this appears to be all about the dollar for her and it shows in her work. The Katrina Kraven scene was average at best, but I will say that Katrina had a really feminine look for a change. Nikki Hunter is not what Id call attractive, but she did put on a solid show. Nasty goes a long way in this business. Olivia Saint I never understood the buzz around this girl. He body was always too soft for my taste, and even though Im an anal hound, you need to do more than give up the ass to be on my starting team.
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Release date: 8/9/2004
Reviewed on: 4/6/2005 by Comet Man
Starring: Alex Sanders, Zenza Raggi, Eva Falk, Mike Foster, Jay Ashley, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Kristina Schwartz, Beata, Katalina, Davia Linn
Studio: Private
Review brief: Private Stories 12 is part of Private's compilation series. They try to take scenes from some of their movies and make them into short stories. Private has switched over to nice half-width jewel cases that take only half the width of standard jewel cases; every company should do this so we don't have to put DVDs in something else to save space. Katalina (scene 1) Slightly chubby short haired blond w/ small tattoo above left buttcheek has picnic in the outdoors w/ a guy. Of course, one thing leads to another and they started having sex. Two guys notice them doing this and come over to help. She gets DP'd and they come on her face. Beata (scene 2) Cover girl (brunette w/ really nice body, but only so-so face) on the DVD starts showering. Calls for room service because she has no towels and gets it from the bellboy.
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Release date: 2/4/2005
Reviewed on: 4/6/2005 by MLyons
Starring: Dark Angel, Laura Lion, Daria Glower, Veronika Vanoza, Angel Dark, Veronica Da Souza, J.J.
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: [ /image ] --> Big Wet Tits #2 Mike Lyons Reviews Director Thomas Zupko Cast Daria Glover, Laura Lion, Angel Dark, Veronica Vanoza, Veronica Da Souza, J.J. Genre All Sex Condoms None Running Time of Main Feature 1 Hr. 54 Mins. Female Orgasms None THOSE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT Those who like breast-centric movies with some pretty high energy sex in a no-nonsense, somewhat drab, all-sex environment. THOSE WHO SHOULD STEER CLEAR Those looking for much in the way of good chemistry or sexual interaction. REVIEWER'S DISCLAIMER REGARDING ELEGANT ANGEL: Over the period of December 5th through December 8th, 2002, Mrs. MLyons (my wife), Speelie (another ADT reviewer) and I were the guests of Patrick Collins and Elegant Angel. We spent time visiting their facilities and giving them feedback from the consumer's point of view about their adult video content--especially as it related to their DVDs. This was a singular opportunity
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Release date: 11/26/2001
Reviewed on: 4/6/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Chloe Jones
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Joone
Review brief: The Little Details Production Date: 8 / 15 / 2001 Director: Joone Cast: Chloe Jones and you The Short Story Initial Expectations: This has been an okay series. Im expecting a nicely done but very limited virtual sex DVD. Initial Reaction: Its very forgettable. Who Should Watch It : Extreme Chloe Jones fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a virtual sex DVD that doesnt feel phoned in. The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear, nicely balanced, and free of background noises. The video is nicely done and well lit. Theres a little pixelation during the tease and story, but thats it for video problems. Music: Theres a little music during the tease and stories, but thats it. Menus: The menus have kept with the usual format for this series. The main menu features Chloe standing and waiting while you make your choice on the menu below to start with.
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Release date: 7/6/2004
Reviewed on: 4/5/2005 by dandaman
Starring: Sabrina Johnson, Kali, Skylar Knight
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: Skylar Knight Exposed Studio: New Machine Category: Compilation Starring: Sabrina Johnson, Kali, Skylar Knight What I Liked Skylar Knight was to the porn industry, like one of those comets that cross the firmament and let the memories, for us to share with future generations. She is pair with Ed power in the first scene from DD41 and Randy West from UP and cummers 79 and 80, the sex is pretty much old fashion way, when no anal was mandatory to any scene. There's two more scenes one with two girls, and one more with another (Sabrina Johnson). Scene 1- from DD41 She give an slow BJ, she mount CG she rides slowly, but this way you can see her pretty face, she turns around for an RCG, in her expressive face you can read, how easy she goes, she went doggie, then missionary where she pulls a leg up, he cums in her tummy. Scene 2- from U+C 79 This is kind of two scenes or bad editing here.
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Release date: 8/23/2000
Reviewed on: 4/5/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Jill Kelly
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Joone
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: approx. 80 min. including all angles and moods Production Date: 11 / 28 / 1999 Director: Joone Cast: Jill Kelly and you The Short Story Initial Expectations: This has been a pretty highly thought of virtual sex series. Im going in with fairly decent expectations. Initial Reaction: Its pretty decent, but definitely has the limitations of early virtual sex releases. Who Should Watch It : Fans of virtual sex and Jill Kelly Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting advanced virtual sex (this ones a bit old and not nearly advanced as many recent releases) or nastier virtual sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear, nicely balanced, and free of background noises. The video is nicely done and well lit. Theres a hint of pixelation, but thats it for video problems. Music: Theres a little music during the tease and stories, but thats it.
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