Straight College Men 55 Review

Reviewed by wizzerbud  on  12/4/2006

Straight College Men DVD’s are not your typical DVD of gonzo sex or maybe a cheap script used to segue men into having sex. The website takes one or two of their online videos and put them together to form a DVD. In Volume 55, they have put together their Chandler Spurt along with the trio of Broderick, Rocky, and Caleb.

In the Chandler Spurt scene, Chandler is sitting at the bottom of a staircase conducting his interview with Matt, who serves as interviewer and cameraman. We get a glimpse into Chandler’s life as well as his reasons for wanting to do this film. Chandler is 24 years old and interested in getting into porn. He has done a few amateur straight videos, but he is looking to maybe make some money with the bigger guys. He hasn’t yet made up his mind if he will ever do the gay sex videos, but he isn’t ruling it out. After his interview he goes to the bathroom to hop in the shower. He strips to show us a hairy chested tanned body with tan lines showing he wears the board shorts while on his job on the boat. He has a nice ass on him along with what appears to be a small dick. Seeing a limp dick before the hardon can be sensuous and the site of naked Chandler softie is just that. He lathers up his body and rubs the soapsuds all over his cock. He rinses off all of the soap, dries off, and moves on to the bedroom for the jack off session. He starts out running his fingers along the shaft and his cock hardens pretty quickly to prove he is a grower and not a show’er. Once he has it hard he grabs it and jerks it harder taking a break to turn around and show us a better close-up of his ass. His face is pretty much emotionless as he is transfixed on the porn playing for him for stimulation. Without any warning he shoots his load and the thick juice lands all around his lower stomach.

The main feature for the DVD is the Broderick, Rocky, and Caleb scene. Matt likes to make up games for the guys before they do any sex. Since they have almost an hour to kill here and the straight guys aren’t really in this for the sex, Matt has to come up with something that will last a while. He has the guys in the warehouse with all the DVD’s they have for sale. He tells them they have to make a promo for a DVD. They can pick out any DVD and they have 30 seconds to deliver their promo. Their prize is that for the week following the time period the promo is posted on the website, they will receive half of the proceeds of each of that DVD’s sales. Caleb does his first. He has chosen volume 32. He sounds like one of those late night announcers selling the Girls Gone Wild videos. Rocky chooses volume 32 because it is the only one he is in. He sounds like a news announcer. Broderick used Volume 21. He was not in any of the DVD’s. I am guessing it was the closest one to him. He sounded like a narrator for a documentary for South America. The good news is that these guys will earn money regardless of if anyone sees the promo. The bad news is that they will likely lose a sale if someone sees the promo.

The second game Matt has come up with pretend orders. The guys have a bin and they are to collect the DVD’s for this pretend order. The first one to collect all of the DVD’s for the order wins $50. There are stacks of boxes all over the place and since the guys aren’t really familiar with the warehouse, it’s a challenge to know where the DVD’s they need are. Caleb pulls off his shirt as he does the first order. This might have been good had Caleb been a hottie, but with his average looking body half covered in ink, it really isn’t eye candy. Broderick wins the first round. In the second round both Broderick and Rocky come out of their shirts. We are to believe the warehouse is hot and they are doing this to be more comfortable. Broderick is a good-looking guy with a nice muscled upper torso. Rocky is a freaking monster with his good looks and bodybuilder physique. Caleb wins Round 2. In the third round, they can take off their pants in lieu of collecting a couple of the DVD’s. Rocky doesn’t feel he needs the edge so he keeps his on, but since Broderick has no underwear and Caleb feels like getting naked, those two are naked. Even without the edge, Rocky wins this round. In the final round they all get naked and so we get to see them all running around with their dicks flopping around. They are more interested in collecting DVD’s than showing their goods and since we have only Matt and his abilities (or lack thereof) to keep up with them to film it, we miss a lot of the dick flopping scenery. The film really starts to focus more on the contest and less on the nakedness. We are half way through the 55-minute scene and still have not even seen a hardon. The only stroking is Rocky playing with his cock to make it bigger.

They finally call it an end on the order game and decide to play Spin the Bottle. Whomever the bottle lands on they have to make out/kiss, and whoever does the best job wins $500. Coincidentally each one ends up having makeout time with each one of the other two. Caleb wins with his makeout session with Broderick. The guys say they have trouble since Caleb has smoker’s breath, but the makeout session between Rocky and Broderick was not too steamy. Caleb isn’t a looker but he sure does seem to be hot for these guys. Each time he manages to grab him some pec meat and squeeze it as he kisses and rubs some cock. We are about 40 minutes into the scene and so far we haven’t seen anything that could not be shown on HBO.

Finally with 15 minutes left, the guys decide to have sex. They change around with one guy on his back while the others shove their cock in his face or one of them sucks the cock of the one laying down and some kissing thrown in. The brief times Broderick and Rocky go at it is actually pretty hot. Unfortunately Caleb gets in on it and kills the mood. All of these guys have to work it up watching some film on the laptop nearby to get hard. Rocky is the first one to shoot his load. Caleb moves over to a corner. While he is jerking it, Rocky jumps over to get on all fours in front of Caleb to let him shoot all over his back. Caleb sends it all up and down Rocky’s back and hair. Broderick comes over and while Caleb lays face down on Rocky’s back, Broderick shoots onto the back of Caleb.

Extras for the DVD are some previews of other SCM videos.

This film is more entertaining than it is sexual. I am not sure how many can get off watching a few guys run around naked, but its there for those that can. The brief sex is not really all that hot as the guys never get hard until they break off into their own thing and even then they are shooting off with a semi hard cock. The Brandon Spurt scene is a solo jack off scene. There is really not much you can say about those. The film was fun to watch and might give someone partial wood. Unless you are looking for something for a bachelorette party, it’s probably the type of video you would watch one time only. It would make for a good rental, but probably not something to purchase.